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(whooshes)
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She-Hulk: Nothing like a few months lostin space to make you miss the big city.
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(sighs) Not sure the big city missed us.
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Don't worry,
Captain Blue Butt's pirate webcast
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is gonna show the world we're still out
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being good guys, right, Ricky?
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Yup. As long I keep your
ugly mug off-camera
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and Leader doesn't frame
us all over again.
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Hey, remaining Hulk fans.If you've been keeping up,
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you know Leader jacked our weapons,
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which is bad news for the world,
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but he also swiped my pet dinosaur.
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Our pet dinosaur.
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-(grunts)
- Yeah, right. Whatever. The point is,
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stealing weapons is one thing.You're a super-villain
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and you wanna blow up the world,or whatever? That's fine, I get that.
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But boosting someone's pet?
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That is stone-cold messed up.
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Got a blip on the GPS tracker
in Devil's collar.
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Central Park, here we come.
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What if Devil-boy got mad Hulks left him?
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Mad at us?
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No, he loves us.
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No, he loves us.
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Are you kidding? He's fine.
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(whirring)
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Hulk: Tracker says we're close.
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-(distant screaming)
-(Devil Dinosaur roars)
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But I don't think we're gonna need it.
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(people screaming)
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If Leader hurts our little Devil,
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I'm gonna swat him over the head
with a rolled-up jumbo jet.
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What?
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Just 'cause I like big guns,threatening people, and punching stuff,
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doesn't mean I don't have a soft side.
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I'll show ya.
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Ain't he cute?
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He loves to roughhouse.
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-(Spider-Man straining)
-(Devil Dinosaur growling)
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Spider-Man: Oh, hey Hulk.
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Hulk: Spider-Man?
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Yup, that's the dead
last thing I expected to see.
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Spider-Man: Lose something?
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A-Bomb: Oh, you saw the dog collar?
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Yeah. Pretty cool, right?
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Don't let him scare you. He's a real
sweetheart when you get to know him.
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Spider-Man: Oh, sure,
that's what they all say.
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Right before I get turned
into some mutt's chew toy.
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(Spider-Man groaning)
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-(water babbling)
-(Spider-Man groaning)
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Yeah? Well maybe you're
just not good with animals.
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Let me show you how it's done.
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-Come to papa.
-(A-Bomb whistles)
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-Devil-boy. Skaar pet
-Devil, come here, boy.
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(snarls)
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(roars)
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I don't think he's happy to see us.
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(theme music)
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(Devil Dinosaur roars)
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Easy, fella. It's us,
your family, remember?
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(all grunt)
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-(Spider-Man groans)
-(water rippling)
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Does the raddest pet of all time
actually know he's your pet?
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Or for that matter,
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do you know he's a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
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Skaar know tram-ya-son-rus-us-us...
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Rex.
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Eh, he's just a little salty
on account of us
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leaving him alone at the base for...
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You know, a bit.
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Spider-Man: Mm-hm.
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We didn't mean to leave him behind.
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It was Leader's fault.
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We were lost in space.
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(Spider-Man sighs)
Do me a favor.
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Next time you want to let
your pet dinosaur off his leash,
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do it on Monster Island.
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I hear they have
an excellent kennel service.
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(Spider-Man grunts)
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Red Hulk: Let's go get him.
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I've never seen Devil
so freaked out before.
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But what if Spidey's right?
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Maybe he really doesn't remember us.
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Red Hulk: Of course, he remembers us.
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Animals never forget who feeds them.
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Which we haven't been around to do in...
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Oh, man.
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(sobbing)
I am a terrible mother.
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(blows nose)
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(sobbing)
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-(people screaming)
-(exploding)
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Hulk: Sorry our problem
got dropped in your backyard.
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Spider-Man: Backyard?
Your problem is doing its business
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all over my front lawn, Hulk.
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Despite the smashy-smash,
you're usually pretty responsible.
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You never thought,
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"Gee, I'm pretty busy
saving the world all the time.
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Maybe I should get a pet
that doesn't require so much attention."
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Like a cactus.
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We Hulks always take care of our own.
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Spidey's probably just soreabout getting tossed in the pond.
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And nearly eaten.
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Yeah.
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(roaring)
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You can, uh, bill Tony Stark for that.
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(Devil Dinosaur growls)
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(siren blares)
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(siren shuts off)
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A-Bomb: This is bad.
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If this makes the news, we're gonna get
tagged for smashing two cities.
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And this time, it's gonna
sorta kinda be our fault.
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-(people screaming)
-(roaring)
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Puppy scared.
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Hulks, we gotta box him in.
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Spider-Man: And I'll just put a leash
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on the largest predatory animal
to ever walk to planet.
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(horn honks)
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(woman screams)
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Spider-Man: For all the good it'll do.
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We gotta wrap this up fast
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before the cops, Army,
S.H.I.E.L.D., and the Avengers
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all come knocking at once.
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Don't worry, webby,
we'll take the heat for this.
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We know you got it bad enough with...
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Jameson: Spider-Man is at it again.
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He's unleashed a T. rex on the city,
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and worse yet, he's teamed upwith the fugitive Hulks
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who are wanted for the destructionof their home town.
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-That actually wasn't our fault either.
-(car horns honking)
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Spider-Man: I know you guys
would never trash your town,
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but right now, your pet is trashing mine.
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So, let's get this dino wrangled
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before Jameson finds something else
to blame me for.
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(growls)
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(belches)
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(Skaar sniffs)
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Hmm. Devil's food not agree with him.
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Spider-Man: Wonder if it was
the hotdog cart he ate.
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Or maybe the falafel truck.
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(Devil Dinosaur farts)
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Spider-Man: Nope,
definitely the taco stand.
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A-Bomb: Come on, Red, we can tackle him.
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Spider-Man: Or not.
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-We need to get him off the streets.
-(rumbles)
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(loud rumbling)
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-(groans)
-Skaar: Devil-boy sick?
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What happened to you, pal?
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(whirring)
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Premise, what's the best wayto destroy the Hulks?
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Conclusion, blow up their pet.
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Hurt one horn on his head, Leader,
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and you're getting smashed into pea soup.
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So protective.
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How cute.
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I'll cut to the chase.
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There's a gamma bomb in your dog's belly.
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You have two minutes to get it out. Enjoy.
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(beeping)
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Spider-Man: Wow.
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He is a horrible, horrible person,
isn't he?
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Hold still, Devil. Hold still.
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Red just has to reach into your gut,
and scoop something out.
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Oh, I get it. Now that he's in trouble,
he's my pet dinosaur.
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Red Hulk: All right, hold still,
you overgrown lizard.
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-(squelches)
-(growls)
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-(grunts)
-She-Hulk: Devil, come back.
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Spider-Man: I've heard of alligators
in the sewers,
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but dinosaurs in the subway?
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Only in New York.
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That's all you.
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-(thumping)
-A-Bomb: Ow, ow, ow.
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Gee, thanks, Spidey.
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He lost trust in us.
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Oh, you think?
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(rumbling)
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-(horn blares)
-(grunts)
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No!
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I'm never gonna forgive myself
if something happens to him.
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Spider-Man: Don't worry, big green.
We'll get him in time.
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Devil?
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Where are you, boy?
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We're just trying to help you.
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Skaar: Here, dino, dino, dino.
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-Oh, here he comes.
-(train approaching)
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-(THUDS)
-Oh!
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Go on without me!
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(growl echoes)
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A-Bomb: I hear him. We're coming, DD.
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-(grunts)
-(whirring)
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(beeping)
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Plan, plan, who's got a plan?
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Once a stuntwoman, always a stuntwoman.
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I'm going in.
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You didn't really thinkI'd let you win, did you?
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(beeping rapidly)
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-(zaps)
-(explodes)
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What'd I miss?
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Skaar: Devil-boy go boom.
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(dramatic music)
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No!
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(echoing)
No!
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Poor little Devil.
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I already miss his big slobbery smile.
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(Spidey sense tingles)
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Spider-Man: Whoa. Spidey sense.
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(Devil Dinosaur growls)
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Spider-Man: Um, guys...
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(explodes)
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Ah! Nah, I don't miss the slobber.
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Hulk: Now I know what
the Leader meant by "blow up."
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I think we just doomed New York.
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-(people screaming)
-(roaring)
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She-Hulk: Devil could stomp Manhattan flat
without even noticing.
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We need to keep him calm.
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(sirens blaring)
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(roaring)
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Spider-Man: One you needs to take
responsibility for him
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before he Tyrannosaurus wrecks Manhattan.
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(straining)
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(web rips)
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(roars)
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No! Bad Devil.
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Hulk: Let go. That's not a chew bus.
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(Devil Dinosaur screeching)
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(screams)
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(thuds)
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Hulk: Gotcha.
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(Hulk straining)
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Help me hold him back.
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(all grunting)
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Hurry. Jameson wants a close up.
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(roars)
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(rumbling)
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reporter 1: We're out of here.
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(rumbling)
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(helicopter whirring)
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Skaar tame.
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(rumbles)
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Ouch.
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She-Hulk: Watch out.
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(yells)
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Get your keisters indoors.
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Dino on the loose.
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man 1: On the loose?
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Guys?
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More Bugle choppers?
Here comes the bad news.
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Just when you thinkthe Hulks can't get any worse,
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they create a monsterto do the smashing for them.
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Cross your fingers and toes the army getshere before that thing T-wrecks.
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(glass shatters)
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Red's slippers are one thing,
but since when does he try to eat cars?
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Spider-Man: The growth spurt
must have spiked his metabolism.
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He's got an even bigger belly
and the appetite to go with it.
254
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Then let's steer him out of the city
255
00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,129
before he turns Broadway
into a buffet table.
256
00:10:58,333 --> 00:11:00,253
(crunches)
257
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,884
Dino, stop!
258
00:11:03,291 --> 00:11:04,831
-(Devil Dinosaur roars)
-(rumbles)
259
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,380
Skaar... Ache.
260
00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:11,333
A-Bomb: Stop! Whoa, heel!
261
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,575
D-d-d-down boy.
262
00:11:12,917 --> 00:11:14,707
Can you at least tip-toe?
263
00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:17,790
Spider-Man: Where's a guy even go
to get a dinosaur these days?
264
00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:19,879
Time-travel? Genetic engineering?
265
00:11:19,959 --> 00:11:21,129
Down in the Savage Land.
266
00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:23,418
We dino-napped him
from this evil pterodactyl dude
267
00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,830
who was mind-controlling him.
268
00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,417
Spider-Man: Sounds about right. Whoa!
269
00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:27,710
Didn't you train him?
270
00:11:27,792 --> 00:11:29,382
Roll over? Fetch?
271
00:11:29,458 --> 00:11:31,458
Don't destroy the biggest city
in the country?
272
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:34,002
When we really want him to do
something, we give him a treat.
273
00:11:34,083 --> 00:11:35,333
Wait, that's it.
274
00:11:35,417 --> 00:11:36,627
He loves hot dogs.
275
00:11:36,709 --> 00:11:40,169
We just need some fast-moving bait
to lure him out of town.
276
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:43,919
Spider-Man: Why are you
looking at me like that?
277
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,420
No, no, no. Nuh-uh. Not a chance.
278
00:11:46,625 --> 00:11:49,915
I've gone down the Spider-Ham road before,
and I'm not traveling it again.
279
00:11:51,041 --> 00:11:53,381
-(chopper whirring)
-(jets whooshing)
280
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:57,082
Oh, great. The army's here.
281
00:11:57,166 --> 00:11:58,826
That's not good.
282
00:12:01,750 --> 00:12:03,080
Spider-Man: Help!
283
00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:04,666
(Devil Dinosaur roars)
284
00:12:04,750 --> 00:12:06,460
Hulk: Oh. Neither is that.
285
00:12:08,291 --> 00:12:09,211
(panting)
286
00:12:09,291 --> 00:12:11,831
Spider-Man: This is so not
in the superhero job description.
287
00:12:11,917 --> 00:12:13,667
(screaming)
288
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:16,500
I bet Captain America never has
to dress up like french fries.
289
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,293
You're doing great, Spidey.
290
00:12:19,458 --> 00:12:20,878
(Spider-Man screaming)
291
00:12:21,083 --> 00:12:22,293
(rumbles)
292
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,630
Skaar not laughing.
293
00:12:25,709 --> 00:12:26,919
-(rumbles)
- Ow.
294
00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,210
Spidey, lead him to the river.
295
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:32,378
(Hulk crashing)
296
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,496
(roars)
297
00:12:38,041 --> 00:12:39,211
Spider-Man: Come on, DD.
298
00:12:39,291 --> 00:12:41,081
Bring it on down to Weinerville.
299
00:12:41,166 --> 00:12:43,286
Okay, what's the next part of the plan?
300
00:12:43,375 --> 00:12:46,035
Uh, this is as far as I got,
actually, so...
301
00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:47,541
Try not to get eaten?
302
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:48,962
(roars)
303
00:12:49,250 --> 00:12:50,460
Red Hulk: Chew on this, Fido!
304
00:12:50,542 --> 00:12:51,832
(crashing)
305
00:12:51,917 --> 00:12:54,627
-(Red Hulk laughs)
-(Devil Dinosaur growls)
306
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:58,378
A-Bomb: You fed him, Red.
He's your baby now.
307
00:12:58,458 --> 00:13:01,168
Nuh-uh. He ate you the day he met you.
308
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,540
That makes you his mama.
309
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,075
One of you please play parent,
310
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:05,996
'cause I'm not spending
my last moments on earth
311
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:07,633
in a hotdog costume.
312
00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:08,959
(grunts)
(yells)
313
00:13:12,583 --> 00:13:14,043
(splashes)
314
00:13:14,667 --> 00:13:15,917
(Devil Dinosaur growling)
315
00:13:16,000 --> 00:13:18,790
A-Bomb: Come on, Double-D,
we're your friends, remember?
316
00:13:18,875 --> 00:13:20,915
Don't you see we're trying to help you?
317
00:13:22,542 --> 00:13:23,712
(A-Bomb whimpering)
318
00:13:23,792 --> 00:13:27,542
All he sees is a bunch of doofuses
trying to keep a meal out of his mouth.
319
00:13:27,625 --> 00:13:29,705
Scary to say it, but Skaar was right.
320
00:13:29,792 --> 00:13:32,712
He won't listen to us
until we earn his trust back.
321
00:13:34,250 --> 00:13:35,710
(Spider-Man groans)
You just fed him.
322
00:13:39,917 --> 00:13:41,827
A-Bomb: Uh, Spidey, he wants meat.
323
00:13:41,917 --> 00:13:43,747
Spider-Man: Uh, don't let
the costume fool you.
324
00:13:43,834 --> 00:13:45,714
I'm... I'm all skin and bones.
325
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,382
(roars)
326
00:13:48,792 --> 00:13:51,632
Hulk: Devil, stop!
I brought you a meaty treat.
327
00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:54,420
Yeah, you're hungry, aren't you?
328
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:56,460
It's gonna take more
than a few pork bellies
329
00:13:56,542 --> 00:13:57,882
to smooth this one over.
330
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:04,458
Hulk: Never underestimate
the power of bacon.
331
00:14:04,542 --> 00:14:06,002
(rockets firing)
332
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,128
(Devil Dinosaur growling)
333
00:14:09,709 --> 00:14:10,789
Devil.
334
00:14:10,875 --> 00:14:11,995
No!
335
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,825
Abomination.
336
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,125
Hello, old friend.
337
00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,168
I have some sad news.
338
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:26,920
It's time to put your unruly pet to sleep.
339
00:14:28,458 --> 00:14:29,828
Incoming!
340
00:14:29,917 --> 00:14:32,077
Hulks, knock them out of the sky.
341
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,035
-(Hulks grunting)
-(growling)
342
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,290
Spider-Man: Phew.
343
00:14:45,375 --> 00:14:47,035
A-Bomb: What's he shooting at Devil for?
344
00:14:47,125 --> 00:14:48,285
It's us he wants.
345
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,134
Round two, coming in.
346
00:14:50,208 --> 00:14:51,498
A-Bomb, ball up.
347
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:52,919
A-Bomb: Smash ball, away.
348
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,080
-(thumps)
-(exploding)
349
00:14:56,542 --> 00:14:58,832
Spider-Man: I got A-Bomb.
You're up, Skaar.
350
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:00,960
(grunts)
351
00:15:01,417 --> 00:15:02,827
(exploding)
352
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:07,285
He knows we can't defend Devil
unless we fight the military.
353
00:15:07,375 --> 00:15:11,205
And fighting the military today,
means fighting S.H.I.E.L.D. tomorrow,
354
00:15:11,291 --> 00:15:13,381
and the Avengers the day after that.
355
00:15:13,458 --> 00:15:15,878
Skaar punch whole world for dino.
356
00:15:15,959 --> 00:15:17,829
Stay on defense, Red's right.
357
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,917
Abomination is baiting us to attack.
358
00:15:22,041 --> 00:15:22,831
(claps)
359
00:15:22,917 --> 00:15:24,577
(Devil Dinosaur roars)
360
00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:26,165
-(grunts)
-(splashes)
361
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:31,455
Spider-Man: So, Major Ugly up there
is supposed to be the good guy?
362
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:32,752
A-Bomb: That's the story.
363
00:15:32,834 --> 00:15:36,214
(Abomination laughs)
You are your own worst enemies.
364
00:15:36,291 --> 00:15:41,381
Risking your lives and reputationsto save a pea-brained reptile.
365
00:15:42,166 --> 00:15:43,036
(explodes)
366
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:47,832
Only pea-brained reptile
taking a beating today is you.
367
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,955
(Hulk roars)
368
00:15:56,041 --> 00:15:57,581
Abomination!
369
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
(explodes)
370
00:16:00,083 --> 00:16:02,213
-(thumping)
-(grunting)
371
00:16:04,375 --> 00:16:05,745
You protect Devil.
372
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,504
I'll take care of him.
373
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,879
-(grunts)
-(rumbles)
374
00:16:14,834 --> 00:16:16,294
Hit me all you want, Hulk.
375
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:20,834
Punching a four-star general will only add
to your prison sentence.
376
00:16:20,917 --> 00:16:24,077
Hijacking the army isn't gonna end well
for you, General.
377
00:16:28,875 --> 00:16:30,285
Truth has a way of coming out,
378
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,285
and people will see
who the real villain is.
379
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,415
They already have seen the real villain.
380
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:39,130
They trusted you to protect them,
and you attacked them and fled.
381
00:16:39,625 --> 00:16:41,785
They only trust me now.
382
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:43,250
(roars)
383
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:47,246
-Stop spreading lies!
-(thumping)
384
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,501
Hey, if some goon framed youfor smashing your hometown,
385
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,673
you'd go nuclear beat-down on him too.
386
00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,501
(roaring)
387
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,630
(scoffs) Usually it's Shulkie's
crummy driving
388
00:17:10,709 --> 00:17:12,499
that gets these things blown up.
389
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:13,633
-Not my bull's eye--
-(thuds)
390
00:17:13,709 --> 00:17:15,209
-Red Hulk: Oh!
-(crashes)
391
00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:18,041
A-Bomb: Spidey,
you're a science nerd, right?
392
00:17:18,125 --> 00:17:20,785
Spider-Man: Well, I wouldn't use
the word "nerd", but...
393
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:24,375
Perfect. I figure whatever jumbo-sized him
is still sitting in his gut.
394
00:17:24,458 --> 00:17:25,828
Maybe we can reverse the blah-blah
395
00:17:25,917 --> 00:17:27,457
and re-doohickey it into whatever
396
00:17:27,542 --> 00:17:28,712
and shrink him back down.
397
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:32,247
Spider-Man: If we can get him
to yak it up, we might be able to--
398
00:17:32,291 --> 00:17:33,751
No time. We gotta go in.
399
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:34,754
Are you ready?
400
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:36,495
Spider-Man: Uh, what?
401
00:17:36,583 --> 00:17:39,673
I just spent the last 20 minutes
trying not to get eaten.
402
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,002
Look, buddy, I'm sorry we left
you alone for so long.
403
00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,753
There's no excuse for it.
404
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,044
-You're a great pet and deserve better.
-(growling)
405
00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:47,665
I promise to make this right.
406
00:17:47,750 --> 00:17:49,330
And that means,
407
00:17:49,417 --> 00:17:51,537
it's time for a treat.
408
00:17:54,291 --> 00:17:55,711
(panting)
409
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,375
Spider-Man: Treat? Oh, man.
410
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,290
At least let me put
my hard candy coating on.
411
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,327
-(roaring)
-Spider-Man: Yikes.
412
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,078
-A-Bomb: A-bombs away.
-(snaps)
413
00:18:07,041 --> 00:18:08,041
(grunts)
414
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:12,080
-(beeps)
-Send in every soldier, tank,
415
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,666
jet, and battleship to New York Harbor.
416
00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:16,420
Destroy the Hulks.
417
00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,670
Call them off.
418
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:19,630
You've dragged enough
innocent troops into this.
419
00:18:19,709 --> 00:18:21,749
I don't care what it takes.
420
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,880
I'll see you--
421
00:18:27,959 --> 00:18:29,289
-(thuds)
-(groans)
422
00:18:29,458 --> 00:18:32,248
Flattened? Smashed?
Didn't quite catch that.
423
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:34,333
More trouble's on the way, smashers.
424
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,787
Hulk: We need an exit plan.
425
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:36,875
Where's Spidey and A-Bomb?
426
00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:39,579
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
jumped in the belly of the beast
427
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:41,787
with some cockamamie scheme to shrink him.
428
00:18:41,875 --> 00:18:43,415
Hope they know what they're doing.
429
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,040
I'll get us some wings.
430
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,077
We can't be here
when the cavalry comes back.
431
00:18:47,375 --> 00:18:48,285
(grunts)
432
00:18:49,041 --> 00:18:50,671
Hulk: We'll keep you safe,
no matter what, pal.
433
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:52,959
That's a promise.
434
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,421
A-Bomb: This way.
435
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,920
Spider-Man: This isn't the first time
you've been in here, is it?
436
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,790
Never mind. I don't wanna know.
437
00:18:59,583 --> 00:19:00,463
Huh!
438
00:19:00,834 --> 00:19:03,134
Smells like dead cheese
and moldy fish in here.
439
00:19:03,458 --> 00:19:06,328
The Leader: Don't I recognize youtwo from somewhere?
440
00:19:06,417 --> 00:19:09,327
Oh, yes. The national news.
441
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,917
Seems you're out destroying New York.
442
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,710
(mumbles mockingly)
"Don't I recognize you from..."
443
00:19:14,792 --> 00:19:16,042
Congrats, green genius.
444
00:19:16,125 --> 00:19:17,995
You finally figured out sarcasm.
445
00:19:18,083 --> 00:19:20,833
Next time, show your face,
so I can punch it.
446
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,535
Spider-Man: According
to my calculations...
447
00:19:24,375 --> 00:19:26,285
I have no idea how to reverse this.
448
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,125
-A-Bomb: Hey, maybe we can use...
-Not that one!
449
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:30,708
(Spidey sense tingles)
Spidey sense no like-y.
450
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:31,922
Process of elimination?
451
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,540
-A-Bomb: This one?
-No.
452
00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:34,625
-A-Bomb: This one?
-No.
453
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:36,039
-A-Bomb: This one?
-Definitely not.
454
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:37,625
-A-Bomb: This one?
-Wait!
455
00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:39,709
That's the one. Pull it.
456
00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:41,582
(crackling)
(powering up)
457
00:19:42,709 --> 00:19:44,289
(whirring)
458
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,707
Awesome! I think it's working.
459
00:19:46,792 --> 00:19:47,962
Spider-Man: We're still inside.
460
00:19:48,041 --> 00:19:50,131
Ah, less awesome. Run for it!
461
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:52,037
(roaring)
462
00:19:53,208 --> 00:19:54,288
(nose whistles)
463
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:56,290
(retches)
464
00:19:56,542 --> 00:19:57,632
(both grunt)
465
00:19:58,500 --> 00:19:59,630
(roars)
466
00:20:02,417 --> 00:20:03,457
Hulk: They did it.
467
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:05,964
It doesn't matter.
468
00:20:06,041 --> 00:20:08,581
In less than a minute,
you'll be surrounded
469
00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:10,249
by hundreds of troops.
470
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,535
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
471
00:20:11,625 --> 00:20:13,785
Love to stay and beat
a confession out of you,
472
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,495
but we got a plane to catch.
473
00:20:15,583 --> 00:20:17,003
Batter up, Devil!
474
00:20:19,917 --> 00:20:22,827
-(thuds)
-(screams)
475
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:26,133
-(crashing)
-(rumbling)
476
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,290
You forgive us, yet?
477
00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:31,375
(growls)
478
00:20:33,959 --> 00:20:36,539
Missed you too, D. And don't worry,
479
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,745
we'll get you a big headed
super-villain to chew up, soon.
480
00:20:39,834 --> 00:20:41,004
(cooing)
Yes, we will.
481
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,541
(whooshing)
482
00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,172
Dudes, time to bail.
483
00:20:47,834 --> 00:20:50,464
A-Bomb: Hey, thanks for sticking your neck
out for us, web-head.
484
00:20:50,542 --> 00:20:53,882
Spider-Man: No sweat, blue.
Us menaces gotta stick together.
485
00:20:53,959 --> 00:20:56,999
And hey, I might actually
miss this big goofball.
486
00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,996
Well, you can always come dino-sit.
487
00:20:59,542 --> 00:21:02,082
Spider-Man: Yeah... Um, I'm busy that day.
488
00:21:02,166 --> 00:21:03,036
(swishing)
489
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,995
Later, smashers!
490
00:21:07,917 --> 00:21:11,537
Spidey always says, "With great powercomes great responsibility."
491
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:13,833
Goes for great pets, too.
492
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:15,825
Ain't that right, buddy?
493
00:21:16,834 --> 00:21:18,964
-Red Hulk: Atta boy!
-A-Bomb: Aw, you're the best, buddy.
494
00:21:19,041 --> 00:21:20,791
-She-Hulk: Who's a good dino?
-(speaking gibberish)
495
00:21:21,083 --> 00:21:22,463
-(retches)
-(squelches)
496
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:23,632
-ugh!
-Me?He is your dino...
497
00:21:23,709 --> 00:21:26,129
Red-Hulk: A-bomb, clean this up.
A-Bomb: It is not my responsibility.
498
00:21:26,208 --> 00:21:27,918
Look, Devil-boy make shark barf.
499
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,326
Uh,
500
00:21:30,417 --> 00:21:31,497
Hulk out.
501
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,834
(closing theme music)
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