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(eerie music)
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(A-Bomb panting)
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-(A-Bomb giggling)
-(whirring)
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(A-Bomb yelling)
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Real funny, A-Bomb.
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(thuds)
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Hulk: You can't hide
a camera in a costume.
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-(A-Bomb laughing) Got you, big green.
-(warbling)
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A-Bomb: It's Halloween,
my favorite holiday ever!
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Oh, you got to love trick-or-treating.
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Especially the tricks.
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Ninja A-Bomb can't wait
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to TP some jerk's house.
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Rick, the army's on our tail,
and we're trying to keep a low profile.
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So, no toilet-papering, no scares,
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and no tricks.
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A-Bomb: Oh. In other words, no fun.
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(hulk growling)
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Skaar: Skaar have fun.
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Skaar is pirate,
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and Skaar love treats.
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(balloon bird deflating)
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(air hisses)
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(bird inflating)
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(bird deflates)
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(bird inflating)
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-(bird deflates)
-(swishing)
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She-Hulk: Hulk overboard.
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Pirates only have one eye-patch,
Captain Genius.
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This soldier's in the campaign
for the tricks
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and the treats.
(chuckles)
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Hulk: Now, remember why we're here, team.
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We're tracking some kind of--
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A-Bomb: Creepy dimensional
disturbance, right?
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On Halloween, too. So cool.
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I know.
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I get to be one of my favorite superheroes
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on the one day of the year
we can blend in.
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Blend in?
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Who do you think we're fooling, Shulkie?
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We're still monsters.
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Tonight, I'm Spider-Girl, not a monster.
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Red's right, though.
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(munching)
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People think we're monsters,
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and being a monsterain't something you want to be.
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-Hulk: Scanner's picking up something.
-(beeping)
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Come on. The disturbance seems to be
getting stronger this way.
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Red Hulk: Well, let's check it out.
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-It's coming!
-(shrieks)
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(engine revving)
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A-Bomb: That has got to be
our mysterious disturbance.
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Red-Hulk: That's the monster truck,
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and we know who's driving it.
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(engine revs)
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Red Hulk: The only creeps
who are creepier than we are.
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Hulk: Frankenstein's Monster,
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The Living Mummy,
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Man Thing,
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Jack Russell, aka Werewolf by Night,
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and their leader, Blade.
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The Howling Commandos.
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They work for S.H.I.E.L.D.,
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Nick Fury's secret bandof monster hunters.
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You know, I'm kinda surprisedFury never tried to recruit me.
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Red Hulk: Or maybe you were too monster-y.
(laughing)
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- Hey!
-(crashing)
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Hulk: We don't want any trouble, Blade.
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Blade: Brought this on yourself, Hulk.
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Fury gave me the order personally.
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S.H.I.E.L.D. Wants you in custody,
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so, we can do this the easy way, or--
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Save it, fang face.
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We'll take the hard way.
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Then your Halloween ends early.
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Commandos, bring down the Hulks.
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Team, you got your treat for tonight.
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-(rips)
-Smash them!
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(theme music)
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(tense music)
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Hulk: Let's get them, Smashers!
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(Hulks growling)
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(all growling)
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Blade: You Hulks are wanted
for the destruction of Vista Verde.
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First off, wasn't us.
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Second, we're tracking
a dimensional disturbance.
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So, help us find it...
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-(rasps)
-(grunts)
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(crackling)
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I needed that.
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(grunts)
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(rapid gunfire)
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Time to give up, Hulk.
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-Hulk: I'll give up...
-(growls)
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-some green smash!
-(thumps)
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Skaar: Skaar slash undead!
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-(grunting)
-(clanging)
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Only half undead.
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(grunts)
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(Skaar crashes)
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(grunts)
Let me go, Man Thing.
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Yeah, I read about you guys
in "Monster Sightings Monthly",
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and you know what?
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You're not so scary.
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(grunts)
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(rustling)
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(A-Bomb groans)
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Pitiful mortal.
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You dare mock N'Kantu, The Living Mummy?
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(roars)
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-(insects buzzing)
-Oh! Bug breath.
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All right, you're scary, you're scary!
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-(grunts)
-(thumps)
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-Now, sit!
-(thuds)
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And stay.
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Werewolf: Oh, come on!
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I'm not a dog, lady.
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I'm a wolf...
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A werewolf!
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(snarls)
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(grunting)
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You think you're better than us?
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But you're a monster, just like us.
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Don't know where you got that brain,
but it's wrong.
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I'm no monster!
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-(thuds)
-(groans)
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Hulk hit like monster.
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-(thuds)
-(grunts)
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Enough, Blade.
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We're not here to fight.
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This town's in danger.
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Only danger I see is from you.
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(thunder crackles)
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A great evil approaches.
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Gotta be that disturbance.
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(crackling)
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Yup. That's what you'd call
a dimensional disturbance.
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(children gasping)
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A-Bomb: No, no, no. It's cool, folks.
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We've handled stuff ripping through
the fabric of space and time before.
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(crackles)
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(roars)
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Dormammu.
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Skaar not like fire head.
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Who is Dormammu?
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A big, bad, evil dudefrom another dimension
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who's been trying to getto our world to create havoc
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for, like, millenniums.
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That is a real long time, yo.
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(roars)
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He can't come through.
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Lucky for us.
That creep would wreck Earth.
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On All Hallow's Eve,
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the barrier between realms is weakest,
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but his invasion is thwarted.
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(strained grunting)
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She-Hulk: Yeah, but he's up to something.
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(whooshing)
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A-Bomb: That's the Salem
Witchcraft Museum.
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Dormammu: The hourglass of fate,
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lost like a trinket on this mortal plane,
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finally claimed by one
who will rightfully use its power...
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Dormammu!
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Hulk: What's going on here, Blade?
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Blade: The hourglass.
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No! Stop him no matter what.
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Move, Smashers.
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Blast him, Hulks!
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(rapid gunfire)
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(rumbles)
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Skaar go boom!
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(grunting)
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-He's gonna get it.
-Hulk: No, he's not.
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(grunting)
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-Hulk: No!
-(zaps)
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(grunts)
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Well, he's got it.
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Give me the rundown, Blade.
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What is that thing?
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A mystic artifact said to maintain
the balance of order and chaos.
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It keeps our reality together.
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Red Hulk: Wait a minute.
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You're telling me this magic hourglass
can destroy reality?
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And it's just sitting around in a museum?
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Where anybody can grab it?
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Seriously, people, lock this stuff up!
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One guess what side
Dormammu's gonna flip it to.
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Chaos!
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(buzzing)
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(rumbling)
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(zapping)
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Dormammu: Go, my minion,
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and unleash chaos on the mortal world.
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(laughs maniacally)
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This is it? Only one lame-o Mindless One?
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Easy-peasy.
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(children gasping)
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(zaps)
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(all groaning)
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(groaning)
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Red Hulk: What's that thing doing to them?
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Doesn't matter. Smash it.
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Hulk: He's turned the people
into Mindless ones.
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(tense music)
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A-Bomb: Okay, worst Halloween trick ever.
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(growls)
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A-Bomb: Scatter!
Don't let those beams hit you.
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-(grunting)
-(thumping)
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(groans)
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The Dark Dimension still entraps me.
How can this be?
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-(growls)
-(rapid gunfire)
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Red Hulk: There's too many of them.
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How do we stop these creeps?
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Hulk: Contain them.
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Keep them from getting to more people.
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(weapon powering up)
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-(squelches)
-Red Hulk: Thanks, ugly.
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-(zaps)
-(squelches)
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Oh, for Pete's sake.
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Man Thing got turned into a darn smoothie.
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-(zaps)
-(groaning)
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-(groaning)
-(crackling)
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Oh, no, Red!
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Red! Red in there?
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Red, turn back!
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She-Hulk: Skaar, no.
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-(zaps)
-(groans)
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(squelching)
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She-Hulk: Oh, no.
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No helping him now, She-Hulk.
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-(zaps)
-(screams)
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-(squelches)
-(groans)
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-(thuds)
-(crashes)
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Jen!
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-(zaps)
-(groans)
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Hmm? How's that possible?
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Frank doesn't like stupid one-eyes.
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-(zaps)
-(groans)
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(thuds)
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Frank didn't turn.
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-(grunts)
-Frank am like you.
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So, we got something else in common.
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-(zapping)
-(grunting)
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I got your back, Mummy. Get out of here.
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-(zaps)
-(growls)
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(squelching)
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A-Bomb: Oh, no. They got Wolfie.
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Run for it.
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(thuds)
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Obey me, creature.
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Ah, so be it.
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(grunting)
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(thuds)
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Dormammu: From chaos, all things came.
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And to chaos,
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all things must return.
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On your world, Dormammu shall
make this truth eternal.
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We must reach the Dark Dimension.
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-Blade, hang on.
-(thumping)
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Our only chance is to... (grunts)
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-(zapping)
-(grunting)
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No!
263
00:10:31,041 --> 00:10:33,381
-(zapping)
-(groaning)
264
00:10:35,750 --> 00:10:37,380
A-Bomb: Hulk, you gotta stay on the move.
265
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,955
Can't let them zap us.
266
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:42,171
N'Kantu: It will make
little difference, I fear.
267
00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:44,419
Our defeat is inevitable.
268
00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,253
Don't give up yet, N'Kantu.
269
00:10:48,834 --> 00:10:50,004
Head for the museum.
270
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:52,673
Frank want to fight, not run.
271
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,880
Hulk: Not my first choice, either. Go!
272
00:10:58,166 --> 00:10:59,206
(thuds)
273
00:10:59,500 --> 00:11:00,920
Oh. Sorry.
274
00:11:01,333 --> 00:11:03,543
Um, Frank needed that.
275
00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:04,997
Here.
276
00:11:06,125 --> 00:11:07,125
(crackling)
277
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:10,918
That was too close.
278
00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:13,040
I dig horror movies,
I am not digging this.
279
00:11:13,792 --> 00:11:14,712
-(gasps)
-(glass shatters)
280
00:11:14,792 --> 00:11:16,582
(grunts)
281
00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:19,290
A-Bomb: They're out there.
282
00:11:22,834 --> 00:11:24,044
Hey, N'Kantu,
283
00:11:24,125 --> 00:11:26,785
why didn't Frank and I change
into Mindless Ones?
284
00:11:26,875 --> 00:11:28,285
Perhaps it is your nature.
285
00:11:28,375 --> 00:11:30,535
You are already agents of chaos.
286
00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:33,038
Monsters in their purest form.
287
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,875
We are all monsters.
288
00:11:34,959 --> 00:11:37,289
I'm not, and stop saying I am.
289
00:11:37,834 --> 00:11:40,254
So, we're both big, greenish,
290
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:41,883
a don't turn into Mindless Ones.
291
00:11:41,959 --> 00:11:44,579
That's about as alike as we get.
292
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,877
(growls)
293
00:11:45,959 --> 00:11:47,999
Now, board up the windows and doors.
294
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,245
(clangs)
295
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,543
Frank smashes good, too.
296
00:11:52,875 --> 00:11:54,995
(banging at door)
297
00:11:56,500 --> 00:11:57,750
We are trapped.
298
00:11:58,291 --> 00:12:01,291
What do you suppose Dormy wants
with all the Mindless Ones, anyway?
299
00:12:01,417 --> 00:12:03,747
N'Kantu: Dormammu is
turning the world of men
300
00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:05,174
into one of monsters.
301
00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:08,999
And when the last sands
of order flow to chaos,
302
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:10,750
our time runs out.
303
00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:12,630
Literally.
304
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,250
That's what Blade was trying to tell me.
305
00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,213
All right,
306
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,751
we've got to get to the Dark Dimension
307
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:20,424
and flip the hourglass
before the sands run out.
308
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:22,920
A-Bomb: "No-can-do",
you got Egyptian magic.
309
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,630
You can teleport over there, right?
310
00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:25,924
N'Kantu: I...
311
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,630
I am uncertain I could resist him.
312
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,831
I have been tempted by dark powers before.
313
00:12:32,333 --> 00:12:34,463
You won't have to face him alone, N'Kantu.
314
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,130
Hulk: We're all going.
315
00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:39,830
Hulk: If only we could get to the truck.
316
00:12:39,917 --> 00:12:41,957
What if truck come to us?
317
00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:45,377
Hulk: Better be quick about it.
The Mindless Ones are headed our way.
318
00:12:46,208 --> 00:12:47,788
(whistles)
319
00:12:47,875 --> 00:12:50,075
(engine revving)
320
00:12:51,291 --> 00:12:53,251
(monster truck honks)
321
00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:56,626
-(engine revving)
-(thudding)
322
00:13:00,834 --> 00:13:01,714
(rumbles)
323
00:13:01,792 --> 00:13:03,792
(monster truck honks)
324
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,535
Hulk: Everybody, get on board.
325
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:07,535
(monster truck honks)
326
00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:17,040
It looks like the Mindless Ones are having
some kind of town meeting down there.
327
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,249
(zapping)
328
00:13:23,125 --> 00:13:25,285
Imbued with the power of chaos,
329
00:13:25,375 --> 00:13:27,375
they are able to widen the portal.
330
00:13:27,834 --> 00:13:30,044
I have spent countless eons
331
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:33,825
trying to escape
this Dark Dimension to reach Earth...
332
00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:37,705
but the solution has become obvious.
333
00:13:38,375 --> 00:13:40,705
Bring Earth to me!
334
00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:42,707
No!
335
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,000
(rumbling)
336
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:51,329
Dormammu: As the sands of order run out,
337
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,207
chaos rises.
338
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:56,171
The barrier between realms will fall,
339
00:13:56,250 --> 00:13:58,330
and my Dark Dimension
340
00:13:58,375 --> 00:14:01,575
will swallow your universe.
341
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,382
He pulls our world into bad place.
342
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,673
Dormammu's realm will make
Earth home to absolute chaos.
343
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:10,997
Pure evil!
344
00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,383
Not on our watch.
345
00:14:12,458 --> 00:14:13,668
So, uh, Hulk,
346
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:15,210
what are we doing about the barrier?
347
00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,380
Hulk: It's up to the pharaoh, now.
348
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:22,380
(chanting incantation)
349
00:14:23,208 --> 00:14:25,248
(rumbling)
350
00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:27,630
A-Bomb: He got us through.
351
00:14:27,709 --> 00:14:29,459
Oh, yeah! Who's your Mummy?
352
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,882
They need to change
your name from "no-can-do"
353
00:14:31,959 --> 00:14:33,879
to "totally-can-do".
354
00:14:33,959 --> 00:14:36,079
Me and Frank will keep Dormammu busy.
355
00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:37,956
You two turn the hourglass back to order.
356
00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:40,331
Right, 'cause that'll be easy. Thank you.
357
00:14:44,041 --> 00:14:46,541
-(grunting)
-(thumping)
358
00:14:47,041 --> 00:14:48,251
Dormammu: You fools!
359
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,673
-(zaps)
-(grunts)
360
00:14:51,291 --> 00:14:53,881
Dormammu: You believe you can
defeat me here,
361
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,919
in my own dimension?
362
00:14:56,458 --> 00:14:58,128
We can, fire-head.
363
00:14:58,208 --> 00:14:59,628
And we will.
364
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:01,750
-(roars)
-(zaps)
365
00:15:03,125 --> 00:15:06,575
Unleash the monster inside you.
366
00:15:07,083 --> 00:15:08,923
You are outcasts on Earth.
367
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:11,575
Here, you will be royalty.
368
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:13,671
Can't move.
369
00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:16,375
(both straining)
370
00:15:16,458 --> 00:15:18,248
Fire-head right.
371
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,580
-We are monsters.
-(squelching)
372
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,460
Monsters or not,
373
00:15:22,542 --> 00:15:24,132
I'm still my own Hulk.
374
00:15:24,208 --> 00:15:26,498
And you're still a Howling Commando.
375
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:28,455
(A-Bomb straining)
376
00:15:28,709 --> 00:15:30,039
N'Kantu: Pull, mortal.
377
00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:32,251
Our time grows short.
378
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,961
We must upend the hourglass.
379
00:15:35,583 --> 00:15:37,583
I can't even budge it.
380
00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,501
(shrieking)
381
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:43,960
Really? I'm being attacked
by hourglass ghosts?
382
00:15:44,041 --> 00:15:45,541
This is so lame.
383
00:15:45,625 --> 00:15:47,535
Whoa, look out, Mummy dude.
384
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:53,288
N'Kantu: The ghosts,
they're possessing my body!
385
00:15:53,959 --> 00:15:55,959
(Dormammu roaring)
386
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,880
(groaning)
387
00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,747
Your ally has fallen.
388
00:16:03,208 --> 00:16:05,288
Give in to chaos, Hulk.
389
00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:08,460
For here, chaos is order.
390
00:16:09,542 --> 00:16:10,502
(grunts)
391
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:11,793
Hulk: Sorry, Frank.
392
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,035
Let me ease your burden.
393
00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:15,537
(zapping)
394
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,745
(groaning)
395
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:19,674
Dormammu: Take control
of your banal brain.
396
00:16:20,041 --> 00:16:23,081
Become the monster you are meant to be.
397
00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:26,749
No! You can't turn me into a monster.
398
00:16:26,959 --> 00:16:29,169
'Cause I already am one!
399
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:31,077
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
400
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,665
(ghosts howling)
401
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,330
Need a little help, Mummy dude.
402
00:16:38,417 --> 00:16:39,877
Must embrace...
403
00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:42,001
chaos.
404
00:16:42,375 --> 00:16:43,955
Fate of all.
405
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,500
Fate of all.
406
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:48,253
Don't let it take you over.
407
00:16:48,291 --> 00:16:51,041
You were a pharaoh once, a good guy.
408
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:52,245
A-Bomb: N'Kantu,
409
00:16:52,291 --> 00:16:54,001
no one controls you.
410
00:16:54,083 --> 00:16:55,503
(groans)
411
00:16:55,583 --> 00:16:56,753
Yes.
412
00:16:56,917 --> 00:16:58,667
(whirs)
413
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:00,748
All right.
414
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:02,924
Uh, if you're done being evil,
I'm over here.
415
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:06,035
Dormammu: Destroy your friend, monster.
416
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:09,035
Let chaos reign for eternity.
417
00:17:09,542 --> 00:17:10,962
(grunting)
418
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:14,580
Hulk: Frank, don't be one
of Dormammu's creeps.
419
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,827
Let the real monster out.
420
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:19,251
(Hulk groans)
421
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:24,288
You're changing back, big guy.
You just got to keep on fighting it.
422
00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:26,125
(crackling)
423
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:27,503
(growls)
424
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:29,293
-(clanks)
-(groans)
425
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:32,417
(thuds)
426
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,132
No power controls N'Kantu.
427
00:17:36,792 --> 00:17:39,002
I am The Living Mummy!
428
00:17:39,542 --> 00:17:41,582
(buzzing)
429
00:17:42,166 --> 00:17:43,456
Dormammu: What's this?
430
00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:48,129
Another monster dares defy me?
431
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,579
-(squelches)
-(groans)
432
00:17:51,917 --> 00:17:55,247
Hulk is monster. Just like Frank.
433
00:17:55,333 --> 00:17:57,923
So, sometimes being a monster ain't bad.
434
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,325
Ready to get your smash on?
435
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,827
Frank loves to smash.
436
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,580
No, I will hold the demon.
437
00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:09,081
Get to the hourglass
before the sands run out.
438
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,084
-Hulk: Got you, Rick.
-A-Bomb: Thanks, Hulk.
439
00:18:13,166 --> 00:18:14,826
Now, let's flip that bad boy.
440
00:18:16,625 --> 00:18:17,955
Everyone, heave.
441
00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:19,168
(all straining)
442
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,250
(thuds)
443
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,212
Hulk: Oh, great. It's stuck.
444
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,458
(high-pitched whirring)
445
00:18:25,792 --> 00:18:28,292
(rumbling)
446
00:18:28,959 --> 00:18:30,539
You're too late.
447
00:18:30,625 --> 00:18:31,825
Chaos triumphs.
448
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:34,205
(straining)
Not today.
449
00:18:35,875 --> 00:18:37,035
(thuds)
450
00:18:37,125 --> 00:18:38,745
(high-pitched whirring)
451
00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:40,920
(whooshing)
452
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,210
No!
453
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
(rumbling)
454
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,205
A-Bomb: Uh, where's the hourglass?
455
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,456
(zaps)
456
00:18:51,542 --> 00:18:53,882
Hulk: My guess? Back where it belongs.
457
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,544
Hulk: All right. We did it.
Portal's shrinking.
458
00:18:58,709 --> 00:19:00,169
(engine revving)
459
00:19:00,458 --> 00:19:01,958
Mummy, do your thing.
460
00:19:02,834 --> 00:19:06,884
(chanting incantation)
461
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,130
Dormammu: No!
462
00:19:10,458 --> 00:19:12,628
You will not escape me.
463
00:19:12,709 --> 00:19:14,459
(engine revs)
464
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:16,212
(straining)
465
00:19:16,291 --> 00:19:17,921
(engine revs)
466
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,998
Let go, you fetid moss heap.
467
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,920
-(thumps)
-(Dormammu groans)
468
00:19:28,875 --> 00:19:29,995
(engine revs)
469
00:19:30,875 --> 00:19:32,535
Later Dork-mammu.
470
00:19:32,625 --> 00:19:33,915
You've been A-Bombed.
471
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,080
A-Bomb: Yahoo!
472
00:19:35,166 --> 00:19:38,076
No!
473
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,248
(zaps)
474
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:43,745
(squelching)
475
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,380
(indistinct murmuring)
476
00:19:49,208 --> 00:19:51,288
-(all groan)
-Werewolf: Whoa.
477
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:52,829
(groans)
478
00:19:52,917 --> 00:19:54,327
By the Great Pumpkin...
479
00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:56,245
What in Samhain happened?
480
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,293
Skaar confused...
481
00:19:58,959 --> 00:20:00,169
and hungry.
482
00:20:00,792 --> 00:20:03,422
(engine revving)
483
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:11,167
Dormammu invaded and turned
everyone into Mindless Ones.
484
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,170
Ugh! I was one of those monsters?
485
00:20:14,458 --> 00:20:16,668
Thought you already were
a monster, monster.
486
00:20:16,875 --> 00:20:18,875
Some Halloween this turned out to be.
487
00:20:18,959 --> 00:20:21,249
Actually, it's like the best one ever.
488
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,251
I used the Mumm's wraps to TP Dormammu.
489
00:20:24,667 --> 00:20:25,787
Epic win!
(grunts)
490
00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,375
What is this "TP" you speak of?
491
00:20:28,959 --> 00:20:30,669
(A-Bomb whispering)
492
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,334
-(screeches)
-(yelps)
493
00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,001
-Red Hulk: Trick or treat, dog boy?
-(munches)
494
00:20:39,417 --> 00:20:40,287
-(thuds)
-(grunts)
495
00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:41,535
(giggles, munches)
496
00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:44,535
Werewolf: You guys don't seem the type
of monsters we should be hunting.
497
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,035
You're more than that.
498
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:47,205
You're heroes.
499
00:20:47,875 --> 00:20:49,245
Remember that, Frank,
500
00:20:49,333 --> 00:20:51,673
because in my book, you're a hero, too.
501
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,577
(laughs)
502
00:20:53,667 --> 00:20:55,707
-Hulk is like Frank.
-(chains jangling)
503
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:57,880
(clears throat)
504
00:20:57,959 --> 00:20:59,999
Well, a little bit like me.
505
00:21:01,583 --> 00:21:03,883
Frank: Um, Frank needed that.
506
00:21:03,959 --> 00:21:04,919
(cranks)
507
00:21:05,417 --> 00:21:06,667
Thank you.
508
00:21:06,959 --> 00:21:08,169
(grunts)
509
00:21:08,542 --> 00:21:10,212
(engine revving)
510
00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:14,167
Halloween's almost over, team.
511
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,500
Let's get out of here
before we turn into pumpkins.
512
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:20,165
So, sometimes it's okay to be a monster.
513
00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:23,790
'Cause we all get to choose what kindof monsters we wanna be.
514
00:21:24,375 --> 00:21:26,415
Speaking of which, I choose green.
515
00:21:26,709 --> 00:21:27,709
(munches)
516
00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:30,330
Happy Hulk-o-ween, everyone.
517
00:21:30,875 --> 00:21:31,745
Hulk out.
518
00:21:33,917 --> 00:21:35,917
(closing theme music)
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