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Surf's up, Hulk-watchers.

Me and Skaar are hitting the beach to make some new pals.

-Hey, what's up, beach peeps? -(crowd screaming)

Nice trunks, dude!

Skaar not sure about this.

Chill, Skaar.

We're here to show folks we're cool, not scary.

I'll work the shore, you try the ice cream stand, okay?

Ice cream!

(all screaming)

Cannonball!

(all screaming)

So that's why everyone's freaking.

Hey, it's cool.

I've got Señor Bites-a-lot under wraps.

(crowd screaming)

A-Bomb: Hey, the shark is gone.

(sighing) Unless it wasn't chewie that scared you.

(woman 1 clapping) Your bravery is so beautiful.

Beautiful?

Me?

Yes! I am Crystal.

Oh, Crystal. (chuckles)

Like those clear shiny rocks that are all sparkly.

(whimsical music)

(loud throbbing)

(chuckling) uh...

You're the first girl not to run from me in, like, a long time.

My name's Rick.

Most people call me, uh, A-Bomb. Hi.

A human so like us.

You'll show my people that mankind is not evil.

Uh, say again?

-Man 1: Crystal! -Hmm?

So, cousin, at last I have found you.

Crystal: Triton, wait.

I've met someone who can help us.

A friend.

That'd be me, fishhooks. Now back off...

(A-Bomb groaning)

(thudding)

Whoa, gnarly.

Will you listen to me...

We must return home. (whistling)

Triton: Lockjaw, time to go.

(grunts) Let go of me!

Big puppy.

Rick!

Crystal!

Puppy? A-Bomb?

Hello?

(theme music)

Then, after fish man grab girl,

big puppy zap A-Bomb away.

Whenever Rick goes out there, it's always the same.

Just seems like we're better off staying in here,

out of trouble.

"Fish man"?

Are we talking Abomination?

'cause he kinda looks like a big, stupid flounder.

And "big dog"? What is that?

-A Wendigo, maybe? -Hmm.

No! No! Fish man!

And puppy! Big puppy!

Woof! Take A-Bomb!

Take him where?

Hulk: The Himalayas.

Rick's gamma signature

-puts him halfway across the world. -(beeping)

Puppy fast!

So we'd better hurry, too.

(engines powering up)

Woman 2: Venturing outside the safety

of the barrier is forbidden, little sister.

Crystal: But you need to see that Maximus is wrong,

that there are humans who won't see us as monsters.

That we need not isolate ourselves.

Mmm. Crystal?

(grunting) Hey! Let me go!

(grunting) Where am I?

Rick! Do not panic.

No harm shall come to you.

Man 2: He looks like he could be one of us,

but he is definitely human.

And he is noble, Cousin Karnak.

I watched him save many from a fearsome creature.

You were wrong to bring him here, Crystal.

Dude, don't yell at her. She didn't bring me here,

I just bummed a ride.

Whoever he is, he cannot stay.

Our king will decide his fate.

They do not listen to us because we are young.

I will return, Rick.

Crystal! No! Wait!

Tracking says A-Bomb's down inside those peaks.

She-Hulk: Is that...

another jump jet? It's coming right at us.

But there's nothing on the radar.

Red Hulk: Nice crash, Hulkie.

Skaar: What is glowy dome?

Hulk: Looks like some kind of energy shield with a mirrored surface.

Who has tech like that?

Somebody who doesn't wanna be found.

Bet you it's alien.

And aliens hiding out on Earth ain't ever good.

Skaar slash!

(grunts)

(groans)

Whatever this is, Rick's on the other side.

If we can't go through, we go under.

(grunting)

Follow me!

(all grunting)

Hulk: Keep digging, Hulks!

(grunting)

Hulk: Would you look at that?

Whoa.

Yep. Aliens, all right.

Puppy!

Fish man!

Your highness, you were wise to order our people to their homes.

We are being invaded.

We're not invaders.

We're looking for our friend.

You forced your way into our city.

My King, it is as I warned.

Humans will never leave us alone.

Inhumans, prepare to defend Attilan!

Yes, Maximus.

(roaring)

(Hulk groans)

Karnak: Everything has a weak point, even you.

Karnak shall lay you low.

Yeah, and how you gonna do that, peewee?

(grunting)

Hey! Lucky shot.

(grunting)

Medusa: Get back, intruder!

Why am I having...

(grunting) ...your bad hair day?

Skaar gonna smash you!

(Lockjaw whimpers)

Oh, Skaar no smash puppy!

(groans)

Skaar smash fish man!

One more stamp of Gorgon's foot,

and our home shall be rid of you!

Only place that foot's going is in your mouth.

Lockjaw, take me to Rick.

Now.

-(thwacks) -(Hulk groans)

You wanna be left alone?

Fine. Give us our friend, and we're gone.

Say something!

Ha! If that was your best shot...

Then we might be in big trouble.

Gorgon: Surrender, or face the same fate

as your monstrous ally.

(Hulk growls)

(growling)

Didn't even hurt him.

Actually, it did hurt.

(groans) A lot.

Now give us our friend,

or people, places, and things will get smashed.

You'll destroy Attilan! Stop!

(wind whooshing)

Hulk: She's an elemental.

Everybody around here got powers?

Whoa. I didn't know you could do that, Crys.

Rick!

I'm cool, guys. I'm cool.

I'm sorry if you were worried.

I just saw Crystal being taken away,

and I thought she needed help...

And I wanted to get her phone number.

I had no idea her family was like...

(roaring)

So you duped naive Crystal into bringing you here.

Black Bolt, my brother,

he lies, like all humans.

It is you who lies, Maximus.

You would say anything to create war with humankind,

so you can use the weapons you're secretly building.

Crystal, there's no proof of that.

As minister of defense,

I only create protections to safeguard our people

from those you led here.

Those who fear and hate us!

Hey, that's not us.

My King, has Rick raised a fist against us,

even though we chained and imprisoned him?

He is good and kind.

And as curious about us as I am about his world.

Try to see our meeting up as a good thing, your sire-ship.

We can help to introduce you to the outside world.

Show 'em that you're cool. Right?

Hulk: Look, Black Bolt.

Sorry we busted in here looking for a fight.

I get you're not much of a talker.

Me neither but say something.

As queen, I speak for my husband, who dare not.

His voice is so powerful, a single word

could destroy this entire city

and everyone in it.

I know that kind of power.

So what's it gonna be? Friends?

Medusa: Black Bolt has spoken.

Humans and Inhumans must remain separate.

-Uh, what Skaar miss? -This is goodbye.

Hulk, no!

What about all the cool stuff they'll miss out on?

They wanna be left alone, Rick.

It's their choice.

So what happens if these creeps

decide to cause trouble later?

Hulk: Then we know where they live.

My King, remember the few times

we allowed humans to leave with knowledge of Attilan?

Maximus: Their kind always return to destroy us.

Red Hulk: Huh? Ugh, now what?

(Hulks coughing)

No!

The one called A-Bomb has escaped!

And now surely our great refuge is in terrible danger.

Karnak! Gorgon! Triton!

By the King's command, find the outsider

before he can summon more humans!

The others will be taken to the palace.

(A-Bomb whispering) Crys!

(quietly) Rick!

Shh.

A-Bomb: We gotta free my friends.

Crystal: We will, but they're in no danger now.

And I need your help. Come.

Worst first date ever.

(Hulks groaning)

(grunting) Backstabbing...

Let us go, freaks.

Free Skaar now!

"Aliens hiding"? "Not good"?

I said that, didn't I?

Everyone cool it.

Were we going somewhere?

Just noticed, we lost Rick again.

Skaar smash aliens.

Only if we have to. For now,

let's try showing 'em we're not jerks,

like they think all humans are.

Hulk: Which means you better keep quiet, Red.

Red Hulk: Well, excuse me for being grumpy.

So, your highness,

those carvings look pretty old.

They tell the story of our people.

We were a pre-human tribe,

given powers by an alien race.

As humans evolved,

they saw us as different.

Medusa: Monsters.

And made war on us again and again.

We retreated to Attilan,

to escape human eyes and prejudice.

Know that feeling.

Kinda can't blame you for hiding out,

but you're still human.

We are the Inhumans.

And nothing like mankind.

The obliteration pits have been prepared, great one.

Shall we commence with their executions?

Whoa, whoa, what? Executions?

Our king has decided otherwise.

You shall neither be executed

nor allowed to leave.

Oh, gee. Thanks.

Great plan, salad-head.

(growling)

Sire, they cannot be kept here. Or even alive.

If they should escape...

Black Bolt has spoken, Maximus.

You would be merciful?

Maximus: Your weakness threatens our entire race.

A-Bomb: Wow! This place is huge.

What is it?

Our Defense Cathedral.

If we can find the weapons

I know Maximus has been building,

I can prove he wants to attack the outside world.

But I was so sure.

Karnak: Step away from the outsider, Crystal.

-Cousins, no! -It's okay, Crys.

I'll dance with these guys, while you find--

(Triton grunts)

-Uh, I didn't do that, did I? -(beeping)

Crystal: I knew it!

The Atmo Gun!

Maximus was under orders never to build it.

Triton: Crystal, you were right.

(all groaning)

These energy rings will bind you,

while I do what must be done.

-Hulk: Black Bolt, -(beeps)

you don't wanna do this.

Red Hulk: He ain't listening, Greenie.

Medusa: The King's decision is final.

Your confinement shall be made as comfortable as possible.

That's it!

(grunts)

We're done playing nice.

(rumbling)

Did Black Bolt say something?

That wasn't so bad.

Medusa: It's coming from the Defense Cathedral.

Hulk: "Defense Cathedral"? Don't like the sound of that.

I know a gun when I see one,

even if it is alien tech.

Must be really serious if they're leaving us unsupervised.

Come on! (grunting)

What machine do?

It creates vibrational waves that will destroy all human life.

But not you Inhumans, right?

Let's smash it!

(grunting)

(all groaning)

(vibrations whirring)

(all groaning)

-(vibrations whirring) -(all groaning)

Husband, we must destroy it.

(groaning)

Maximus: Welcome, dishonored guests.

Hulk: It's Maximus! He's coming back around.

And my pathetic royal family.

This is how it begins.

Humankind's strongest fall before me.

No longer shall the Inhumans live in fear.

Maximus will reign supreme.

(all groaning)

Feels like I've got a rave in my head.

But at least I can feel.

Gamma in us must slow the gun's effects.

You and Skaar go find Rick.

Red and I will take out the gun.

What are you doing? We got a gun to smash.

(grunts)

The more power we have, the better our chances.

All right. Hold still, ginger,

us redheads gotta stick together.

(groans)

We'll get that off later.

You can still fight, right?

We gotta distract Maximus however we can.

I don't know how.

Maximus attacks from above,

and only Black Bolt can fly.

Hulk: Keep trying. It falls, or the world does.

(all groaning)

(grunts)

(growls)

Skaar make fish man fly!

Get ready, fish man.

Fish men are not supposed to fly.

Whoa!

(Triton grunts)

Whoa!

(ship beeping)

No worries, Crys. I've got this!

Maybe I don't got this...

Crys, get out of the way!

I can do more than that.

A-Bomb: Crystal!

(Crystal groans)

(grunts)

(grunting)

(screaming)

Don't hug it, chop it!

I cannot find the gun's weak point!

It must be higher up! Whoa!

Let me give you a boost, peewee,

so you can get a better look.

(grunting)

Black Bolt, the weak point is here!

But I cannot reach it!

Hit it with everything we got now!

(explodes)

Red Hulk: So much for your alien tech.

-Where's Rick? -(rumbling)

(crashes)

-(Crystal groaning) -Crystal?

Oh, no, Crystal!

I got an idea. I saw this in a movie once...

-(clears throat, roaring) -(gasping)

Come here, you.

(Crystal chuckling)

Girl all better?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, who's a guy?

Who's a big puppy?

(talking gibberish)

Karnak: I'll have this off in a moment, sire.

Take it from me, Black Bolt.

If you stay cut off from everything,

things will never get better.

Besides, you can be in just as much danger

inside your own house as out.

Give the world a chance.

(people cheering)

The barrier has been lowered.

Yes!

You're gonna come visit me in Vista Verde,

and you won't believe the gut-buster burritos

and wait till you meet Devil Dinosaur,

-and... -Hulk: Rick...

A-Bomb: Uh... (nervous chuckle)

...uh, but for now I'll just... I'll leave a camera here

so we can do the long-distance thing.

I will keep in touch.

(people cheering)

Okay. Check you later, Inhumans.

A-Bomb: So, big guy, got anything to say?

(mimicking Hulk) Like, "Way to save mankind, Rick!"

Or, uh, "Thanks for introducing us

to a whole new race of people!" Or...

Medusa: A new age is upon us, your highness.

Time for your sentencing, Maximus.

It is all of you who shall pay.

You'll never see past Attilan's walls.

Medusa: Stop him!

(groaning)

I built the barrier to protect us.

Maximus: And it will never fall again.

Medusa: Black Bolt! It's not coming down.

The dome's back up? What happened?

Maximus...

(Hulks grunting)

A-Bomb: Crystal, Crystal!

Rick!

(beeping)

Rick?

Can you hear me?

It is our fate.

The Inhumans shall always walk alone.

A shame.

We had so much to share and learn.

Many seas to explore.

Many friends, perhaps, to make.

Hulk: Everybody, back!

(whispering) Smash.

(people cheering)

-They're attacking! -Hulk: No, dummy.

Just saying hello to the rest of the world.

Hulk: Rick was right all the time.

Locking ourselves away because we're afraid of people,

Or 'cause we think they might be afraid of us...

That's a mistake.

Even people who seem really different

are not so different after all.

Hulk out.

(closing theme music)