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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,125 --> 00:00:05,955 Yo, Hulkees, we're 10,000 feet above Iceland. 2 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:08,041 Some kind of dimensional breach opening down there, 3 00:00:08,125 --> 00:00:10,415 and it's up to team green to check it out. 4 00:00:11,166 --> 00:00:15,576 Well, for once, it'd be nice to travel for fun instead of work. 5 00:00:15,667 --> 00:00:18,377 Smashing not work, smashing fun! 6 00:00:18,458 --> 00:00:20,208 The target is directly ahead! 7 00:00:20,291 --> 00:00:22,501 Keep your eyes peeled for anything out of the ordinary. 8 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,383 -(beeping) -Hulk: Got something. 9 00:00:28,959 --> 00:00:30,829 -(roaring) -(clanging) 10 00:00:33,709 --> 00:00:35,749 Thor: Warriors three, attack! 11 00:00:39,959 --> 00:00:41,629 (grunting) 12 00:00:44,500 --> 00:00:45,750 (grunts) 13 00:00:48,875 --> 00:00:52,075 Yeah, that's not ordinary. Unless you work at the renaissance fair. 14 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,706 So let's play some Greensleeves. 15 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:56,625 Reinforcements! 16 00:00:56,709 --> 00:00:59,539 Ah, this must be the Avengers they told us about. 17 00:00:59,625 --> 00:01:03,575 Even better, Fandral, things are about to get good and smashed! 18 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,214 She-Hulk: Hulks away! 19 00:01:12,667 --> 00:01:13,747 (grunting) 20 00:01:14,500 --> 00:01:15,960 (thuds) 21 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:18,331 Never bring a sword to a slugfest. 22 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:22,670 Hey, uh, Thor? 23 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,290 She-Hulk: These don't look like your usual frost giants. 24 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:29,421 (both grunting) 25 00:01:29,583 --> 00:01:31,543 They're dark elves, fair one. 26 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:35,075 With no realm of their own, they seek to conquer and claim a world. 27 00:01:35,542 --> 00:01:37,752 This world Skaar's home! 28 00:01:38,208 --> 00:01:40,628 (roaring) 29 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,207 By Odin's beard, 30 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:44,291 Thor spoke with only one green giant. 31 00:01:44,417 --> 00:01:47,167 Giants? More like ogres, Volstagg. 32 00:01:47,917 --> 00:01:49,497 Thor: He approaches. 33 00:01:57,417 --> 00:01:58,417 (grunts) 34 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:06,290 'Tis Malekith! The accursed king of the dark elves. 35 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:11,133 Your day is over. Now comes the darkness. 36 00:02:11,583 --> 00:02:14,543 (crackling) 37 00:02:14,625 --> 00:02:18,705 -Long live the night! -(wind howling) 38 00:02:22,166 --> 00:02:23,416 (laughing) 39 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,460 -A-Bomb: I can't see a thing. -Can't see the elves. 40 00:02:26,542 --> 00:02:28,462 But at least they can't see us, either. 41 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:29,745 (roaring) 42 00:02:29,834 --> 00:02:32,044 Unless they can see in the dark. 43 00:02:36,917 --> 00:02:38,917 (theme music) 44 00:02:44,333 --> 00:02:47,173 Malekith: My brothers! Send them to oblivion! 45 00:02:50,542 --> 00:02:52,172 (growling) 46 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,710 Go back to back. Cover each other! 47 00:03:00,500 --> 00:03:02,790 (electricity crackling) 48 00:03:04,208 --> 00:03:08,288 My hammer is useless! Malekith's sorcery is powerful indeed. 49 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:12,375 (growls) 50 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:16,167 Skaar slash! 51 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,170 Now, that is a kindRed warrior! 52 00:03:20,250 --> 00:03:22,750 -Such fighting spirit. -Aye! 53 00:03:23,375 --> 00:03:26,825 He's just a berserking savage. (grunts) 54 00:03:27,834 --> 00:03:28,884 (screaming) 55 00:03:30,917 --> 00:03:33,287 -(grunts) -(energy charging) 56 00:03:33,375 --> 00:03:34,625 -Yah! -(zaps) 57 00:03:34,709 --> 00:03:36,459 Get thee back, villain! 58 00:03:36,792 --> 00:03:38,212 -(grunts) -(groans) 59 00:03:40,417 --> 00:03:42,247 Get back in your hole, creep! 60 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:44,001 (lightning crackling) 61 00:03:48,083 --> 00:03:50,423 Thor: We were fortunate that Malekith was weakened. 62 00:03:50,542 --> 00:03:53,672 If that's weak, I'd hate to see the creep on a good day. 63 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,754 -The battle is won! Ha-ha! -(cheering) 64 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:59,634 -Whoa, whoa, whoa! Skaar! Heel! Heel! -(Skaar laughing) 65 00:03:59,709 --> 00:04:03,289 Skaar's warrior way seems out of place in the world of mortals. 66 00:04:03,375 --> 00:04:04,825 He fits in fine. 67 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:09,035 "Fits in fine?" Yeah! Uh, no. 68 00:04:09,959 --> 00:04:13,379 (roars) Skaar flush! Skaar flush! 69 00:04:13,458 --> 00:04:15,498 Skaar smash poo-poo down! (farts) 70 00:04:16,375 --> 00:04:19,075 Okay. All right, it's not all smooth sailing. 71 00:04:20,291 --> 00:04:23,211 Skaar, in gratitude for your courage, 72 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:25,421 I invite you and your comrades 73 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:29,000 to visit our home of Asgard to celebrate this victory! 74 00:04:29,083 --> 00:04:31,883 Road trip to Asgard? Oh, yeah! 75 00:04:31,959 --> 00:04:33,789 I've been. It's overrated. 76 00:04:33,875 --> 00:04:35,665 Well, we've never been. 77 00:04:35,750 --> 00:04:39,210 Go on, Goldilocks. Asgardeth us, or whatever. 78 00:04:39,333 --> 00:04:41,833 You will enjoy our home. Heimdall! 79 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,793 Open the bridge! 80 00:04:48,709 --> 00:04:50,919 (heroic music) 81 00:04:55,834 --> 00:04:57,504 (laughing) 82 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:03,745 Thor: That is heimdall. 83 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:06,794 All-hearing, all-seeing guardian of our realm. 84 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:08,665 A-bomb: What's the good word, my brother? 85 00:05:09,542 --> 00:05:11,292 Hail, Odinson. 86 00:05:18,792 --> 00:05:20,542 A-bomb: Whoa! Don't want to mess with the guy 87 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,415 who swings that pigsticker around. 88 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:25,170 Cool. Sword big! 89 00:05:25,250 --> 00:05:29,250 No one wields the Odinsword. It's forbidden to touch. 90 00:05:30,125 --> 00:05:32,035 (clamoring) 91 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,875 -Volstagg: There's a fine piece! -(clangs) 92 00:05:36,333 --> 00:05:38,503 (chomping) 93 00:05:39,417 --> 00:05:40,747 Fandral: Don't be shy, Skaar. 94 00:05:40,834 --> 00:05:44,254 Hmm. (chomping) 95 00:05:44,375 --> 00:05:46,995 Whatever you do, Jen, try not to punch Fandral. 96 00:05:47,083 --> 00:05:48,463 The little skinny guy? 97 00:05:48,542 --> 00:05:50,422 Why would I want to punch Fandral? 98 00:05:50,500 --> 00:05:52,790 Well, hello, tall green-- 99 00:05:52,875 --> 00:05:53,875 -(grunts) -(thuds) 100 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:55,249 (glass shatters) 101 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:58,133 Sorry. He made it so easy. 102 00:05:58,208 --> 00:06:00,288 Hmm. Still hungry. 103 00:06:00,417 --> 00:06:01,827 Oh, bok-bok meat. 104 00:06:01,917 --> 00:06:02,997 Skaar like! 105 00:06:03,166 --> 00:06:05,286 -(clangs) -Hogun: Ah! Too slow, ogre. 106 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:08,455 -Hey! Knife! To Skaar... -Get back! 107 00:06:08,542 --> 00:06:10,172 -(Hogun grunting) -Thor: Do not mind Heimdall. 108 00:06:10,917 --> 00:06:13,997 -He is unaccustomed to outsiders. -Yeah. 109 00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:16,213 I'm watchin' you too, buddy. 110 00:06:18,709 --> 00:06:21,379 (straining and grunting) 111 00:06:21,458 --> 00:06:23,288 Mine! (giggles) 112 00:06:24,667 --> 00:06:26,037 Ogre win! 113 00:06:26,625 --> 00:06:28,495 (both laughing) 114 00:06:28,792 --> 00:06:31,002 I dare to say Skaar's found his place! 115 00:06:31,583 --> 00:06:33,833 It's as if he's an Asgardian born! 116 00:06:33,917 --> 00:06:36,787 Few outsiders are ever invited to Asgard. 117 00:06:36,875 --> 00:06:39,785 -And even fewer are invited to stay. -Huh? 118 00:06:39,875 --> 00:06:44,495 Skaar, I want you to remain here as one of the realm's elite guards. 119 00:06:44,917 --> 00:06:45,997 Huh? 120 00:06:48,959 --> 00:06:51,879 Skaar like here. And here like Skaar. 121 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,958 Skaar stay! 122 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:58,380 Skaar lost his memories of where he came from. 123 00:06:58,709 --> 00:07:01,959 So, maybe Asgard is like his old home. 124 00:07:02,208 --> 00:07:05,918 Everything that makes Skaar an outsider on earth makes him fit in here. 125 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:09,038 It's just he's-- He's family. 126 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,750 (sighs) 127 00:07:11,834 --> 00:07:14,214 I guess it is time Skaar left the nest. 128 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:18,130 He'll be happy here. But, uh, before we leave... 129 00:07:18,834 --> 00:07:21,714 I need to know more about what Malekith was after on earth. 130 00:07:21,792 --> 00:07:25,252 His dark elf minions have menaced Asgard as well. 131 00:07:25,333 --> 00:07:27,883 Heimdall may have seen something that will help us. 132 00:07:27,959 --> 00:07:29,919 Come. Let us go speak with him. 133 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,877 -Skaar go too. -No, Skaar. 134 00:07:33,208 --> 00:07:35,708 My father Odin and his army on a mission of peace, 135 00:07:35,792 --> 00:07:37,712 all guardians are needed here. 136 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:40,080 I have an important mission for you. 137 00:07:41,291 --> 00:07:43,831 You will protect our jail, Skaar. 138 00:07:43,917 --> 00:07:46,787 No one but you may come in or out. 139 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:49,875 There is but one prisoner, but he is a dangerous one. 140 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:55,500 -Whatever you do, you mustn't listen-- -(woman screaming) 141 00:07:55,583 --> 00:07:57,833 Ah, Bilgesnipes on the loose again. 142 00:07:57,917 --> 00:08:00,077 -Guard well, brave Skaar of Asgard. -(hammer whirring) 143 00:08:04,917 --> 00:08:06,207 Man: Hello? 144 00:08:06,875 --> 00:08:08,665 -You there! -Hmm? 145 00:08:10,166 --> 00:08:11,536 Yes, you! 146 00:08:19,250 --> 00:08:21,040 -Hello? -This way. 147 00:08:25,667 --> 00:08:27,037 You're almost there. 148 00:08:27,875 --> 00:08:30,165 Ah! A new guard. 149 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:32,999 I don't know you, but you must know who I am. 150 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:39,830 No matter. If Thor chose you, you must be a brave, strong warrior. 151 00:08:39,959 --> 00:08:42,919 Of course, he doesn't trust you yet with the important jobs, sir. 152 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,920 Uh, say, like wielding the Odinsword. 153 00:08:46,667 --> 00:08:49,457 Mmm. Odinsword forbidden. 154 00:08:49,917 --> 00:08:52,627 But not for the greatest warrior of all! 155 00:08:52,917 --> 00:08:55,167 Of course, you may wield the sword. 156 00:08:55,917 --> 00:08:57,577 Surely my brother told you. 157 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:59,627 Your brother Thor? 158 00:08:59,709 --> 00:09:01,749 Clearly, Thor hopes that someday 159 00:09:01,834 --> 00:09:04,714 you are brave enough to wield the Odinsword. 160 00:09:04,792 --> 00:09:08,542 And there's one way to prove that you are brave, isn't there? 161 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:16,169 Heimdall: Ever since the elves destroyed their own world with a blight of darkness, 162 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:17,920 I have watched them from afar, 163 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,750 but their shadow magic shroud my vision. 164 00:09:20,834 --> 00:09:23,674 Huh, so you can't see everything. 165 00:09:23,750 --> 00:09:25,920 Any idea what Malekith wants with Earth? 166 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:31,000 The dark elf king scours the nine realms, for dark energy to power his spells. 167 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,285 To conquer new worlds with. 168 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,210 The Earth incursion is only the beginning. 169 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:38,461 -(groans) -Thor: What is it? 170 00:09:39,166 --> 00:09:41,666 -The sword! Move! -Heimdall! 171 00:09:43,709 --> 00:09:45,039 (grunts) 172 00:09:45,917 --> 00:09:47,537 (grunting) 173 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,165 (portal crackles) 174 00:10:00,041 --> 00:10:01,211 (Skaar grunts) 175 00:10:06,083 --> 00:10:08,083 (grunting) 176 00:10:13,333 --> 00:10:15,503 What happened? Skaar? 177 00:10:17,542 --> 00:10:18,792 A-Bomb: Oh, no! 178 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:22,325 You pulled the "Don't pull this sword" sword, didn't you? 179 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:24,247 (growling) 180 00:10:24,333 --> 00:10:27,293 -Get him out of those shackles. -I'll handle this. 181 00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:29,915 If he'd succeeded in pulling the Odinsword, 182 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,080 -Ragnarok would be upon us. -The world still stands, Heimdall. 183 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:35,076 Can we not look past this mistake? 184 00:10:35,667 --> 00:10:38,247 Can you not see the dark energy he released? 185 00:10:38,291 --> 00:10:40,711 There's no telling how he's endangered Asgard. 186 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,422 He knew the sword was forbidden. 187 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,080 As prince of Asgard, you are sworn to fulfill your duty. 188 00:10:46,166 --> 00:10:48,166 Thor, what is he talking about? 189 00:10:48,250 --> 00:10:53,000 I am sorry, my friends, but I must enforce the will of my father. 190 00:10:53,709 --> 00:10:55,419 For breaking Odin's law, 191 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,750 Skaar must be imprisoned for 10,000 years. 192 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:02,044 Ten thousand years? 193 00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:11,577 So, you weren't the greatest warrior, after all? 194 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,130 (roaring) 195 00:11:14,208 --> 00:11:15,918 -(electricity crackling) -(groaning) 196 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:17,580 -(thuds) -(sizzling) 197 00:11:20,875 --> 00:11:22,625 You know how innocent Skaar is. 198 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:25,789 He wouldn't do something like this unless someone put him up to it. 199 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:28,875 There was no one for him to talk to in the prison, except... 200 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:31,127 Loki. 201 00:11:31,208 --> 00:11:35,828 Loki? As in "Trickster God" Loki, who tried to destroy the world? 202 00:11:35,917 --> 00:11:38,457 Come on, Goldilocks. It's obvious! 203 00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:40,832 Your brother tricked him into it! 204 00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:44,377 Agreed. But without proof, there is nothing I can do. 205 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:47,997 Proof? We had a camera with Skaar the whole time! 206 00:11:50,250 --> 00:11:55,750 I, Skaar, will steal the Odinsword and unleash Ragnarok! 207 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:58,290 Oh, dear. No you mustn't! 208 00:11:58,917 --> 00:12:00,917 Once Asgard is destroyed, 209 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:06,750 I, Skaar, will bring Odinsword back to earth and rule forever! 210 00:12:07,083 --> 00:12:09,923 By Odin, will no one stop him? 211 00:12:10,625 --> 00:12:13,875 And no one will be able to stop Skaar! 212 00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:17,459 And now I laugh. (laughing evilly) 213 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,920 Okay, that was not Skaar. 214 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,630 Loki must have hocus-pocused the footage. 215 00:12:23,709 --> 00:12:24,919 Indeed. 216 00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:28,076 When my father returns, I will speak on Skaar's behalf. 217 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:30,456 But Asgardian law is strict. 218 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,834 Perhaps in 500 years or so, he will be pardoned. 219 00:12:33,917 --> 00:12:35,417 A-bomb: 500 years? 220 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:38,880 I can barely wait five minutes to get my burrito out of the microwave! 221 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:42,539 I'll have heimdall open a portal so you may return to earth. 222 00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,035 We're not leaving without Skaar. 223 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,995 Don't do it, old friend. 224 00:12:47,709 --> 00:12:48,959 (growling) 225 00:12:49,792 --> 00:12:52,002 -(Hulk roars) -(smashing) 226 00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,213 (grunting) 227 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,923 -(electricity crackles) -(groans) 228 00:13:00,542 --> 00:13:03,002 Who's the puny god now? 229 00:13:04,959 --> 00:13:06,959 (footsteps approaching) 230 00:13:07,417 --> 00:13:09,247 Now's our chance! Get Skaar! 231 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:14,133 Oh! It seems the agents of S.M.A.S.H. have declared war on Asgard! 232 00:13:15,792 --> 00:13:18,002 I don't want to hurt you, Red Giant. 233 00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:19,790 -Ah, pipe down! -(zaps) 234 00:13:20,917 --> 00:13:24,247 Knave, you fight like you eat! Slow and faint-hearted. 235 00:13:24,291 --> 00:13:27,001 Are you trash-talking my mad eating skills? 236 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,921 I'd rather not hit a lady. (kissing) 237 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,080 Please. 238 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:37,035 Too bad the lady doesn't feel the same. 239 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,043 -(She-Hulk grunts) -(Fandral groans) 240 00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:44,125 Mighty heroes smashing each other senseless because of your stupidity. 241 00:13:44,208 --> 00:13:46,578 -(banging) -How you must feel. 242 00:13:47,166 --> 00:13:50,376 Not even you can overcome the power of Mjolnir. 243 00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:54,575 I don't need to overcome it, I just need to use it. 244 00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,670 (clangs) 245 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:59,040 Hulks, we got what we came for. 246 00:14:01,041 --> 00:14:02,831 I cannot let you leave! 247 00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:04,997 (clanging and exploding) 248 00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,382 -Look there! -By Odin's beard! 249 00:14:08,542 --> 00:14:10,422 (growling) 250 00:14:11,834 --> 00:14:13,294 Malekith. 251 00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,035 The dark elves march on Asgard. 252 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,000 Who invited the pointy ears? 253 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:22,540 Your comrade, when he pulled the Odinsword and released dark energy... 254 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:26,415 This battle will have to wait. Warriors three, to the walls! 255 00:14:26,875 --> 00:14:29,035 -We have to help. -Help? 256 00:14:29,125 --> 00:14:31,245 After what Thor did to Skaar? 257 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,043 Thor not bad. Malekith bad. 258 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:36,670 Skaar not bad. Skaar help! 259 00:14:37,667 --> 00:14:39,877 Thor and his pals may have locked Skaar up, 260 00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,129 but he still wants to do the right thing. 261 00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,078 Help them. Just like an agent of S.M.A.S.H. 262 00:14:46,875 --> 00:14:48,665 Hulk: Let's go clobber some elves! 263 00:14:48,750 --> 00:14:50,290 Hold up, wait! Come on! 264 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,285 I got to keep an eye on you know who. 265 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,170 Thought you could use some help. 266 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,830 Better to fight with you than against you. 267 00:15:02,917 --> 00:15:05,877 (growling and snarling) 268 00:15:08,583 --> 00:15:12,633 If Malekith seizes Asgard, all the nine realms may fall. 269 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:19,376 Pair off. Fight together. The invaders must not take the wall! 270 00:15:19,709 --> 00:15:22,079 Red Hulk: You heard goldilocks! Move! 271 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,963 Fire! 272 00:15:38,250 --> 00:15:40,000 Hulks, heads up! 273 00:15:46,333 --> 00:15:47,583 Fools! 274 00:15:51,166 --> 00:15:52,746 By Hela herself! 275 00:15:52,834 --> 00:15:55,584 Malekith has absorbed the dark energy from afar! 276 00:15:55,917 --> 00:15:57,957 Yeah? Well, he can absorb this, too! 277 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:06,423 Malekith: Brothers! We have wandered the nine realms for too long. 278 00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:12,290 Dark energy has led us to our new home. 279 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:15,419 We will build on the ashes of Asgard! 280 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,883 The age of the dark elves begins now! 281 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,380 The walls are breached! 282 00:16:27,375 --> 00:16:28,995 Leave no one standing! 283 00:16:33,917 --> 00:16:35,077 Malekith: Trickster. 284 00:16:37,291 --> 00:16:38,711 Loki: Your highness. 285 00:16:38,792 --> 00:16:41,212 You can see from the dark energy unleashed, 286 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,211 I've held up my end of our bargain. 287 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:45,380 When can I expect to be freed? 288 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,628 Once Asgard is mine. 289 00:16:47,959 --> 00:16:51,789 At last, my people will have a place to call their own. 290 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:55,995 Yes, well, try to take better care of this world than your last one. 291 00:16:58,625 --> 00:17:00,995 (shouting) 292 00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:03,918 We must hold, Hulk! 293 00:17:04,166 --> 00:17:05,286 I hear you! 294 00:17:05,834 --> 00:17:10,084 Sorry about punching you before, but I'm protective of Skaar. 295 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,666 Save your breath. 296 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:15,830 Skaar's a fool! Just as empty-headed as you are. 297 00:17:15,917 --> 00:17:19,457 I'm trying to apologize, you blond-haired jerk! 298 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,080 -You did that on purpose. -What can I say? 299 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,290 I like you when you're angry. 300 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,748 Guess your ability to see everything is pretty handy! 301 00:17:33,166 --> 00:17:35,826 As is your ability to smash everything you see. 302 00:17:35,917 --> 00:17:37,497 Thanks. 303 00:17:37,583 --> 00:17:40,923 Now let's smash these toymakers back to santy's workshop! 304 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,460 Come on, bro-heim! I'll save you some! 305 00:17:46,792 --> 00:17:49,502 Those infernal earthlings have delayed us! 306 00:17:49,583 --> 00:17:52,543 Must I do everything? Get more dark energy! 307 00:17:52,625 --> 00:17:56,125 Pull the Odinsword again, and Asgard will surely fall! 308 00:17:56,792 --> 00:17:58,332 Malekith: Make for the palace! 309 00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:01,287 Skaar! Hogun! Protect the Odinsword! 310 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:11,633 Fight hard, Skaar. If we fail, Asgard falls! 311 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,210 Skaar! Don't pull that sword! 312 00:18:21,291 --> 00:18:26,131 (grunts) Skaar no pull, Skaar smash! 313 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:33,129 (grunting) 314 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,788 Red Hulk: Pull back inside the walls! 315 00:18:34,875 --> 00:18:37,075 Skaar smash for Asgard! 316 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:39,246 What in blue blazes is that? 317 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:41,423 Looks like he was born to be here. 318 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,833 Yes! The Odinsword! 319 00:18:47,917 --> 00:18:51,247 In time to replenish the last of my dark energy. 320 00:18:51,291 --> 00:18:52,251 Skaar! 321 00:18:57,083 --> 00:18:58,833 (grunts) 322 00:19:04,208 --> 00:19:06,248 -(strains) -For Asgard! 323 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:10,080 -(grunting) -(lightning crackling) 324 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,881 (groaning) 325 00:19:27,083 --> 00:19:28,383 (growls) 326 00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:32,709 You wanted the sword, take it! 327 00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,665 -(explodes) -(groans) 328 00:19:35,750 --> 00:19:37,630 Hulk: Lights out, twinkle toes. 329 00:19:37,709 --> 00:19:41,079 Retreat! We're beaten! Flee to the portal! 330 00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:45,214 The battle is won. Asgard stands. 331 00:19:45,750 --> 00:19:48,670 (laughing, cheering) 332 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,580 The blade that gave Malekith strength 333 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,287 was the only weapon with the power to vanquish him. 334 00:19:53,417 --> 00:19:55,077 Bold move, Skaar! 335 00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:56,956 -Heimdall: You're one of us, now. -Yay! 336 00:19:57,041 --> 00:19:59,331 (crowd cheering) 337 00:20:04,709 --> 00:20:07,919 This is what it's all about! Getting some recognition. 338 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,713 (whistling) 339 00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,380 Hmph. 340 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,250 Call me! 341 00:20:22,709 --> 00:20:23,919 Where's Skaar? 342 00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:27,831 Ah, Skaar! What an adventure, eh? 343 00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:30,417 I told you to pull the Odinsword, and look what happened! 344 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:31,960 You're a hero! 345 00:20:32,041 --> 00:20:33,961 All because you listened to me-- Ah! 346 00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,171 (panting) I'm the God of Mischief! 347 00:20:36,250 --> 00:20:38,250 You know, the-- The Trickster? 348 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,670 -I was just having fun. -Hmm. Ah. 349 00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,290 -(groaning) -(clanging) 350 00:20:44,375 --> 00:20:46,375 -(thuds) -Skaar: Silly god. 351 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:47,958 Now, that's fun. 352 00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,000 It wasn't that fun. 353 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:55,543 I think we all heard Loki confess to telling Skaar to pull the Odinsword. 354 00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:58,535 That's another 10,000 years to Loki's sentence. 355 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:03,495 Skaar, I pardon you, and restore your status as an elite guard. 356 00:21:03,875 --> 00:21:05,785 Welcome back, friend. 357 00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:10,461 Skaar like Thor. Skaar like Asgard, but... 358 00:21:10,542 --> 00:21:13,582 Skaar already got home. And job. 359 00:21:13,875 --> 00:21:16,665 Skaar is agent of S.M.A.S.H! 360 00:21:17,959 --> 00:21:22,169 Sometimes, you find yourself in a place you don't think you belong. 361 00:21:22,875 --> 00:21:25,875 Until you look around, and see the people with you. 362 00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,917 And then, you know it's exactly where you ought to be. 363 00:21:30,709 --> 00:21:31,919 Hulk out. 364 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:35,625 (closing theme music) 26796

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