Original subtitles

What's up, Hulkies? Grand smasher A-Bomb here

to reveal more hidden mysteries of the gamma base!

A-Bomb: Back in the day, the mesa was home

to all kinda Hulk fighting gadgets and gizmos, like this.

Check it out.

The top-secret Hulk rocket!

I didn't even know we had a rocket until last Tuesday!

It's awesome sauce!

Hey, Jen, what's up?

Red's been on me to get this old firecracker ready to launch.

Launch? Why? Oh, wait, wait, let me guess.

Red wouldn't tell you why, 'cause of the same old reason...

It's classified. (grunts)

This whole area is off limits, Jones.

This is where Red Hulk keeps all his secrets.

And his man-bling.

Red Hulk: Bling?

These are mementos of a time

when I had platoons of men who followed my every command.

Yeah.

Those were the days.

Hey, will you tell the folks at home what you got this one for?

-A-Bomb: Ow! -Classified!

A-Bomb: One thing that ain't classified around here,

how my big green buddy likes to smash stuff.

(grunting)

We're a family, we shouldn't have secrets.

All secrets do is cause trouble.

(grunts) I hate secrets!

(robotic murmuring)

So Hulk doesn't like secrets? Huh. The more you know.

(whines)

What is it, Devil?

(growls)

That's Skaar's. Where is he?

-Red Hulk: Skaar, where are you? -A-Bomb: Skaar, where are you?

-Red Hulk: Answer us, you shaggy meatball! -A-Bomb: Skaar!

(sniffing)

Red Hulk: His tracks end here.

Hulk to Skaar, come in.

(radio static)

Hulk: Skaar?

He probably ate his comm again.

(beeping) I can't pull up any live images

from Skaar's follow-cameras.

(Devil Dinosaur roars)

(sniffing)

There's the answer.

A-Bomb: Can't get a live image from a dead camera.

Can you salvage the memory?

A-Bomb: Good news. The footage is all here.

Whoa. What was that?

I think I saw something.

Enhance.

Skaar: Skaar throw. Skaar catch.

She-Hulk: Who is that?

Oh, no.

Only monster on the planet as strong as me.

The Abomination.

(theme music)

(growls)

Jen, use the gamma scanners to find Skaar.

Too late, our systems have been hacked.

She-Hulk: We've been locked out of our comms, defenses, everything.

We gotta reboot the... (groans)

Panel was booby-trapped.

(alarm blaring)

And he's sealed the outside doors.

That means he's inside with us.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

This clown just locked himself up

with four gettin'-madder-by-the-second Hulks?

Yeah, who is this guy?

Hulk: Abomination was part of a top-secret government task force.

His sole mission was to destroy the Hulk. Me.

Was a tough battle, but I beat him.

A-Bomb: Yeah, I heard about that,

but how does he know so much about the base?

Hulk: He used to work here.

For Red.

She-Hulk: Why am I not surprised?

Before you ask, it's classified.

Ah, no. Not this time. Spill it.

You better talk.

Hey, I only trained him!

But it was in every anti-Hulk weapon and tactic known to man.

He's a combat machine.

Never tires. Never rests. He's a predator.

We're the prey.

Ugh. I liked him better when he was classified.

Brought in a monster to fight a monster.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

You want to get out of this alive?

Leave the Abomination to me.

No chance.

We're in this together.

Hmm.

(growls)

Red Hulk: The base armory will have what we need.

Break out the big guns.

If we're lucky, we might be able to slow him down.

A-Bomb: If we're lucky?

-Huh? -(mechanical whirring)

Hulk: Get down!

(all grunting)

He rigged the tank to attack us.

Hulk: Everyone out! Now!

(groaning)

(grunts)

Ah, ah! No, no, no, no!

He knows what we're gonna do before we do it.

Just like I taught him.

He only hit one arsenal.

We've got another on the jump jet.

No, wait!

(all groan)

Should have seen that coming.

(Abomination whistling)

Abomination: (on PA) You surprise me, Hulks.

Running for weapons? What happened to smashing?

Get out here, Abomination.

I'll show you smashing.

Abomination: All in good time, Hulk.

Once I'm done having my fun.

(sniffing)

Guys, I think Devil's got his scent.

(chuckles) Gruesome messed up.

He didn't count on us having a bloodhound dinosaur.

-Come on! -Wait!

Red Hulk: He doesn't make mistakes.

I'll go around the back way, cut him off.

(roars)

Get him, Devil!

She-Hulk: He's using our own defenses against us.

(gunshots)

A-Bombs away!

(Abomination whistling)

Abomination: That's right. Come here, big boy.

(roaring)

I got a treat for you.

(roars)

(crackling)

Hulk: They're inside.

(all groaning)

A-Bomb: Oh, no. Devil!

Tranq dart.

He'll be snoozing for hours.

All right, Red. Time to crack open the secret files.

We need to know everything about him.

What are you talking about? You know as much as I do.

He's been two steps ahead of us.

We need to get two steps ahead of him.

Then let's take away his advantage.

The base. Knock out the power.

I've got some heavy firepower stashed away

that Abomination can't possibly know about.

Red Hulk: I'll rendezvous with you.

No. No one goes alone.

A-Bomb, go with Red.

Jen, you're with me.

Utility tunnels, rocket silo...

What else does this base have that I don't know about?

Ask Red so he cannot tell you.

-(electricity crackling) -(screams)

(base powering down)

Jen? Jen!

(voice echoing)

Hulk: Jen!

(muffled grunting)

Hulk, help! Help!

(echoing)

(grunts) Jen!

(screams)

(groans)

Hulk: Hmm, where am I?

Abomination: Exactly where you belong, Hulk.

(growls)

Automated male voice: Commence incineration.

(grunts)

(Hulk grunting)

Thought a little fire would stop me?

Abomination: No, Hulk. Only slow you down.

Keep talking, monster.

You're the one who's gonna get burned.

(loud bang)

A-Bomb: Oh, man. I... I can't see anything.

Red Hulk: Ow! Watch it!

A-Bomb: But you knocked me down, you clumsy red goof.

Red Hulk: Finally.

You said you trained Abomination to fight Hulks.

So where's he been all this time?

And don't tell me it's need to know. I need to know!

Give me that. I'll show you.

(beeping)

Red Hulk: After he got his butt kicked by Big Green,

Abomination went out of control.

As you can see,

he became a bigger danger to the world than the Hulk.

So the project was shut down.

Red Hulk: We sealed Abomination in a cryogenic tube.

At the bottom of the ocean.

To keep him trapped and out of reach.

Clearly it wasn't enough.

Why didn't you ever tell Hulk?

Can't tell everyone everything.

Sometimes, what other people don't know won't hurt 'em.

Enough jibber-jabber, Jones.

(beeping)

Stop trying to peek.

And get your cameras out of here! This is--

Classified. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(beeping)

Red Hulk: Kevlar and Adamantium weave.

My Hulk-proof net gun.

Sweet. Which one's mine?

(groans)

Hey, what's the big idea?

Red Hulk: It's for your own good, kid.

Leave the gamma-powered super soldiers to the big boys.

Red! You reckless lunkhead!

Don't go alone, Red. Red!

Ah, Hulk.

How goes your game of hide-and-seek?

What do you know about it, Leader?

I know enough about Abomination to be helpful...

If you release me.

Sorry, I don't trust you

since you tried to destroy me and the world, like, ten times.

Hulk: But I think you wanna tell me anyway, don't you?

(groaning)

I'll say only that I'm not the one you shouldn't be trusting.

Abomination!

You gonna hide in the shadows, or are you gonna face me like a man?

Abomination: Soon enough, Red Hulk.

Or should I say, General Ross?

Doesn't matter what you call me.

I'm still the guy who's gonna drop you down a deep, dark hole. Again.

Ah, gotcha.

Huh?

Red Hulk: Uh...

-(electricity crackles) -(screams)

I don't need no pop-guns to deal with you.

(A-Bomb groans) Hulk-proof, maybe.

(whirring)

A-Bomb-proof? No way!

(grunts, groans)

Hi.

-(thudding) -(groans)

You are small and weak.

Well, you're big and ugly.

(screams)

(groans)

-(grunts) -(thwacking)

It's not the size of the bomb, it's the boom that it makes!

Oh, check out little ole A-Bomb kicking your butt!

A-Bomb: Ah, how you like me now?

Had enough, major ugly?

Ready to call it a day?

(sonic whirring)

Dude, just so you know, I will so hit a guy with glasses.

(grunts)

(A-Bomb groans)

Gamma vision goggles.

How you like me now?

-(grunting) -(groaning)

Guys, I could really use some backup here!

A-Bomb: He's in Red's room.

Hurry, I can't hold him! (screams)

-Hulk: Rick? Rick! -(thudding)

(grunts)

Red, where are you?

I ordered you to stay with A-Bomb.

I hunt better alone.

Don't worry, I put Jones somewhere safe.

And I found him.

That's three down.

Abomination: Four, if you count the overgrown lizard.

Leave my friends alone.

This is between you and me.

You don't get it, Hulk. I'm not after you.

I want revenge against the man who made me a monster.

General Ross. The Red Hulk.

Say what now?

Big mouth!

Am I the only one around here who can keep a secret?

Ross never told you the tale of his faithful soldier,

Emil Blonsky.

My combat skills weren't enough.

He wanted Hulk strength to match.

I thought you only trained him, Red.

You tried to recreate me!

I was ordered to do whatever it took to stop you.

Blonsky as a Hulk was my best chance to do it.

And yet, here you are, General, teamed up with the Hulk.

Hulk: That's right. And you won't beat both of us, monster.

I'll take that bet.

(gate slams)

(coughing)

If you think gas is gonna stop me, think again.

(wheezing)

(groans)

Can't possibly be in the reactor room.

Of course. Wake up, Smashers.

(groaning)

Red, what happened?

Tranq darts. Hang on, I'll get you out of...

Red Hulk: Oh, no.

Abomination: Oh, yes.

The anti-gamma bomb.

Kept it around all these years, didn't you, General?

Too soft to use it. Too afraid to dismantle it.

In case the Hulk went rogue.

You're insane, Blonsky.

Red Hulk: If you set that thing off in here,

do you realize what'll happen?

(Abomination chuckles)

Half the continent vanishes in a cloud of green vapor.

And best of all, you and your Agents of S.M.A.S.H.

will take the blame.

(both grunting)

You want revenge, Blonsky?

Take it! I'm here.

Leave the others out of it.

Abomination: It's not that easy, General.

I sacrificed my body for the mission.

You betrayed that mission when you joined our enemy.

I was wrong about them.

And I was wrong about you, traitor.

(both grunt)

(groans)

You lack the one thing every great leader needs, General.

Subtlety.

(Hulk grunts)

Hulk: Where are you, Abomination?

You okay?

Skaar feel fuzzy.

Hulk: These were made to hold a Hulk.

You're gonna have to help me.

Never mind. Got a bigger problem.

-The bomb's on a three-minute timer. -(bomb ticking)

Red Hulk: When it blows, we don't wanna be on the same planet.

(bomb ticking)

This is my fault.

Abomination was right about me.

I was too soft to do what needed to be done...

to him.

(metal clanking)

Save it. There's work to do.

Where is the big ugly?

(A-Bomb sighs) With such a short countdown,

he must have some speedy way to get out of here.

The rocket.

It's the only thing around here that he didn't blow up.

-(metal clanking) -I'll make sure he misses his ride.

No, you free them, and disarm your bomb.

Let me handle Abomination.

Guess this is kinda my fault, so I'll do what you say...

for now.

(Abomination whistling)

(growls)

(groans)

(thuds)

(loud thud)

(growls)

(grunting)

So gas doesn't stop you no more?

Gas does, but sealed doors don't.

And I'm not gonna let you hurt a lot of innocent people.

(roars)

People who idolize traitors like Ross

and monsters like you deserve this fate.

(groans)

Now I finish what I started!

(beeping)

Automated male voice: Launch sequence activated.

A-Bomb: Come on, Red.

You can defuse it, right?

I mean, I'll help. Do you want some help?

Red Hulk: Don't touch! It's booby-trapped.

She-Hulk: This bomb, you were hiding it in that rocket, weren't you?

Yeah. When I asked you to get the rocket ready,

I stashed the bomb in the tunnels.

Just didn't count on the Abomination stopping by.

(grunting)

Now I gotta finish what I started.

(beeps)

-Red! -Skaar help!

Wait up, dude!

(electricity crackling)

-A-Bomb: Open this door! -(pounding on door)

She-Hulk: Red, let us out of here now!

Skaar: Red!

(pounding on door)

(alarm blaring)

Let's light this candle.

(Abomination grunts)

If that bomb explodes, we all burn.

And I still win.

How can you be friends

with the man who spent years trying to destroy you?

Simple, I forgave him.

(chuckles) You're a bigger fool than I thought.

Only a fool hangs on to a bad past.

Hulk: If I can forgive Red, you can too.

Never!

(both grunting)

Monster, I will bury you.

(groans)

I gave you an order.

I ignored it. Forgive me later.

(grunts)

(engine roaring)

Abomination: Mission accomplished, General.

No, wait!

Hey, this is a one-way ticket!

Payload's back where it belongs.

Couldn't diffuse it, huh?

Will you just jump clear?

Not without the Abomination. No one's getting hurt.

Fine, I'll get him.

(shouting) Are you out of your...

Forgive me later.

(bomb ticking)

The gamma bomb is aboard this rocket.

We have to jump.

-(growls) -(groans)

Liar! Why would you try to save me?

Because we're not so different.

Let go. Join with us.

-Never! -(groans)

(Hulk screaming)

Do svidanya, Hulk.

And goodbye to your Agents of S.M.A.S.H.

(bomb ticking)

(alarm blaring)

No.

(explosion)

Think he's gone?

No way.

Blonsky's a survivor.

Okay, Red, 'fess up.

Anymore deep, dark secrets to tell us?

Yeah, like what was so "classified" about the Hulk rocket anyway?

What, besides the bomb?

Well, truth is, I thought it would be fun to launch on the fourth of July!

You know?

Give the whole country a fireworks show!

Red Hulk: Surprise!

(light music)

(sighs) You know,

it took you a long time to let go of the past

and make a future with the team.

But you finally did it.

(groans)

Yeah, how 'bout that?

-Shut up. -I should have seen that coming.

Red's changed more than I thought he had.

But I can still beat him any day of the week,

And that's no secret.

Hulk out.

(closing theme music)