Original subtitles

A-Bomb: Hey, gamma fans.

You know, not everyone in the world thinks the Hulk is a monster.

There is one place where he always gets the love,

Vista Verde.

Mayor Stan: And so, citizens,

it is with ponderous pride and astronomical appetites

that we celebrate the grand re-opening

of a Vista Verde institution.

(crowd cheering)

Thank you, Mayor Stan.

Before you cut the green ribbon would you like to say anything, Hulk?

Uh, nope.

(crowd cheering)

What'd I tell you? People here dig the Hulk,

'cause, well, it's where he became the big green guy.

A-Bomb: Let's just say he's king around here.

(crowd cheering)

Souvenirs! Get your Hulk souvenirs!

-(Red Hulk growls) -Ray: Uh...

Oh, good gracious.

(stammers) May I help you, sir?

How come all the merch you got is green?

I'm a Hulk too, you know.

I'm handsomer, smarter, and stronger than Jade Jaws,

and I don't even rate a lousy T-shirt?

(She-Hulk hums)

Ready when you are, boys.

(men straining)

What are you Hulks having?

We'll start with five Gutbomb Specials as an appeteaser, please.

(Skaar grunting)

(Skaar slurps)

Mmm. Yellow.

And more mustard.

Hulk: We got company.

Hey, kid, what you got there?

My Gammy bear.

Mia made it herself.

She just loves the Hulks, especially you.

Uh, huh, yeah.

-(loud rumbling) -What's that?

Hulk: Sounds like something big. Let's check it out.

(roars)

Now, that is a big bug.

(roars)

(tires screech)

(screaming)

A-Bomb, take the bus. Everybody else, arm up.

I'm on it!

A-Bomb: All part of the tour, folks.

(straining) Souvenir photos available after the ride.

(growls)

(roars)

(engine revs)

Hold on, Devil.

(weapon firing)

Eat this, fish-bait!

(grunts)

(roars)

(people clamoring)

(gasps) Gammy!

(squeaks)

Mia, no!

(roars)

(Mia screams)

(Hulk grunts)

I got you.

Hulk.

(theme music)

-(growls) -(Hulk strains)

(grunts)

My baby!

-Mia: Mommy! -Mia's mother: Mia, are you okay?

(tires screech)

(yells)

Skaar slash!

(roars)

(Skaar grunts)

(hisses)

(Skaar grunts)

(gun cocks)

-How do you like me now? -(weapon powering up)

-(growls) -(Red Hulk laughs)

(weapon firing)

(Red Hulk grunts)

(groans)

A-Bomb: Hey, ugly!

-(A-Bomb grunts) -(loud crash)

Ow.

(A-Bomb grunts, screams)

(roars)

(yells)

(grunts)

(strains)

(Larvae-Beast shrieks)

Get out of my town!

(thuds)

(Skaar grunts)

She-Hulk: I'll get you out of there, Devil, hold on.

(laughs)

Nice finishing move, big guy.

The Hulk hurl.

Which has nothing to do with throwing up.

Oh, speaking of spewing bile, where's Red?

(groans)

(grumbles) My baby!

You're welcome, Vista Verde!

(fires crackle)

(squeaks)

Gammy.

(wails)

(sighs) Should've been able to stop it sooner.

Don't worry, Hulk. We'll rebuild, just like we always do.

Hulk: Gonna go make sure our wormy friend is finished, alone.

She-Hulk: Fine, be anti-social.

You know he gets this way sometimes.

Let me talk to him.

Okay. Red, Skaar, let's get this mess cleaned up.

-(snorts, sniffs) -She-Hulk: Skaar, come on.

(whistles) Come on, let's go.

(growls)

A-Bomb: And freeze.

Did you see it? Zoom in.

All right, who is that little creep?

And was he controlling that beast?

Hulk: Now, where did you come from?

-(loud thud) -Huh?

So, you want to talk about what's really eating you?

We're best buds, you can tell me.

And you know I won't stop until you spill.

(sighs)

Hulk: Fine.

I feel guilty about Vista Verde getting wrecked all the time,

like it's my fault.

Dude, you're talking crazy.

If it weren't for you, Vista Verde would be worm food.

They love you.

I don't know.

Seems like I'm a magnet for bad stuff.

You know what the early settlers called Vista Verde?

Valle Diablo.

It's not you, the land has always been, like, cursed.

Then I'm part of it.

Sometimes I wonder if they'd be better off if I just, well...

-(rumbling) -...disappeared! (screaming)

-(loud thud) -Hulk: Rick, you okay?

A-Bomb: Ugh. I think so.

Where are you? I can't see a thing.

Next time, be careful what you wish for.

I don't like disappearing.

(Moloids chittering)

(yelps) Something's crawling on me.

They're everywhere! They got me!

Hulk: Stay calm.

A-Bomb: Hulk, why aren't we just smashing these little dudes off us?

Hulk: They're not attacking, Rick. They're taking us somewhere.

I think they want to show us something.

A-Bomb: Ah, how about they show us the way out?

(Moloids chittering)

Hmm.

Hulk: We're not their first visitors.

Whoa!

(Moloids cheering)

(cheering continues)

Great green one,

you save surface world many times.

Moloid Shaman: Now, you defeat Larvae-Beast,

who is scourge of Subterranea.

Our gods of water, stone, and fire judge you worthy.

All hail, King Hulk!

All: All hail, King Hulk! All hail, King Hulk!

These mole men want to make us their kings.

-Awesome! -Huh?

(Moloids cheering)

Thanks, but I'm really not the royal type.

(Moloids groan)

The Larvae-Beast tormented our city.

Destroyed our crops.

Moloid Shaman: Devoured our people.

We prayed for a champion, and the gods sent you to us.

Just go with it, for the children.

I mean, look at those faces.

(Moloid children cooing)

(sighs)

All: All hail, King Hulk! All hail, King Hulk!

And now we feast.

Rock on, I'm starving.

(record scratches)

-(squelching) -(foghorn blowing)

(groans)

I'm not gonna... No, I'm not gonna eat that.

A-Bomb: Ugh. You're so gross. You're gross.

(belches)

Yeah, well, it's time to go home.

(Moloids whimper)

-Go on without me. -Uh, what do you mean?

It's good to be the king.

I'm staying.

Yeah, you're staying in cavesville.

Real funny, dude. Come on, let's go.

No, Rick.

Hulk: If another worm comes, the Moloids will be lunch.

They're small, helpless, they need me.

Well, so does the surface world.

What about Jen and Skaar? Even Red!

The Agents of S.M.A.S.H. need you, too.

Look, I'll miss you guys,

but you'll handle things up top without me.

Down here, I won't cause problems for up there.

And I'll stop underground monsters from ever reaching the surface.

Well, before you make up your mind, let me show you something.

A-Bomb: Check this out,

that's you fighting monsters for the little dudes.

They just want to use you as their personal guard dog.

(scoffs) A child's doodle.

Hulk, buddy, I don't want to lose my best friend.

Rick, it's better this way,

for the Moloids and Vista Verde.

And you too, right?

So long, pal, take care of yourself.

Something you're not telling me about these paintings?

Ah, stories to frighten young ones.

(loud rumbling)

Stories, huh? Hmm...

(Larvae-Beast growls)

You tricky little Moloids.

Will brave champion protect us?

Hulk: Not like I have a choice.

(roars)

(snorts)

-(Hulk grunts) -(Larvae-Beast roars)

Red Hulk: A little to the left.

A little more.

No, no, no, too far back to the right.

Stop, that's it.

Hey, Red, are you planning to do anything to help out?

(slurps)

I am doing something, Jenny.

Supervising.

Skaar miss friends.

Hulk and A-Bomb have been gone for a long time.

She-Hulk: Hope they're okay.

What do you wanna do, organize a search party?

(slurps)

Come on, I'm sure they're fine,

plus you got me calling the shots now.

Hmm. I think I'll get the jet.

(scoffs)

(roars)

(grunts)

-(laughs) -(roars)

Oh, great. Of course, there's more than one.

(yells)

(Hulk grunts)

(growls)

(growls)

(grunting)

(strains)

Hulk: Yeah, should've gone with Rick.

(roars)

Mole Man: Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.

Hulk: Who are you?

To the surface world, I'm known as Mole Man.

And to my subjects, I am King of the Moloids.

The Moloids? They just made me their king.

You? (scoffs)

They must really be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Heard about you.

Got into trouble with the Fantastic Four.

(stammers) A minor misunderstanding,

blown out of proportion by a libelous newspaper mogul.

Sounds familiar.

I was ridiculed for my theories on the Hollow Earth.

But I found my way down here to Subterranea.

And for my courage and scientific acumen,

the Moloids crowned me their king.

How were you tested?

I defeated one of those beasts when it invaded the surface.

(scoffs) Lured there, no doubt, by the Moloids,

to see if you were champion material.

They are devious little boogers.

Yeah.

Mole Man: Of course, being king tends to be a short job,

what with having to constantly battle awful monsters.

-(Hulk grunts) -Okay, what are you doing?

-(rumbles) -Escaping.

Being used makes me angry!

-(ceiling rumbles) -Mole Man: No, wait!

(screams)

Really, this is escaping?

-I'm impressed, you emerald buffoon! -(grunts)

Oh, dear.

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

Mole Man: You realize what will happen should these beasts

-reach Subterranea or the surface world? -(roars)

Yeah, bad day for everybody.

(growls)

Hulk: Rick!

Come on, Hulk, you know I'd never ditch you.

It just took me a while to catch up.

-(shrieks) -Whoa!

(laughs)

Mole Man: Touché! Parry! Riposte!

You are mine!

I'm digging your new little pal, he's like the shrimp who would be king.

Mole Man, the pods were put here for the warmth.

What's the source?

Incubation, of course!

There must be a lava tube under the floor.

-Get clear, I'm turning up the heat. -(A-Bomb grunts)

-(knuckles pop) -(yells)

(shrieks)

A-Bomb: Hulk, we got big worms up here.

(whimpering)

(roars)

Mole Man: Not bad, Jade Giant.

Not bad.

Of course, there's still the queen.

Queen?

Where do you think all the creepy crawlies came from?

-Hm? -(loud rumbling)

(Queen Larvae-Beasts roars)

(all gasp)

A-Bomb: Uh... Giant bug eye.

(growls)

She-Hulk: Hey, Skaar, are you sure this is the spot?

(sniffs)

Skaar's nose never wrong.

So Rick and Hulk fell down a well.

Red Hulk: Yeah, guess we got to rescue them.

If that worm was any indication of what we could be up against down there,

the general's going in...

(gun cocks)

...fully prepared.

Did you bring a rope, smart guy?

'Course I did.

You babies would need to find your way out somehow.

(loud rumbling)

All: Huh?

(rumbling continues)

(tense music)

(Queen Larvae-Beast roars)

I don't think we're gonna need that rope.

(roars)

(both grunting)

(growls)

(chuckles)

(weapon firing)

(A-Bomb yells)

It's heading for town. We have to stop it!

(roars)

And we're back in business.

-(Queen Larvae-Beast roars) -(gasps)

-(truck horn honks) -Hm?

(roars)

Excelsior!

No, Mayor Stan!

-(engine revs) -(loud crash)

Oh! Whoa!

That was incredible, Hulk.

Oh, seriously, this thing spews acid, too?

Yeah. Huh...

-Plug it up, Jen! -On it!

I'll fly this sucker right down its throat.

(growls)

(Skaar yells)

She-Hulk: Coming around to bring the pain.

Hulk: One more time!

(She-Hulk grunts)

I'm hit. I gotta ditch the jet, now.

(explosion)

Hulk: Need more firepower.

(laughs)

Meet my all-new Gamma Ka-bamma Grenade Launcher.

Hey! Be gentle, that's my new baby!

Thanks.

Down the hatch, your highness!

(explosion)

(roars)

She-Hulk: That creature is unstoppable.

The surface dwellers saved our city, now, we must do the same!

Attack!

(Moloids chittering, yelling)

What the heck are these runts?

Oh, they're on our side, I think.

(roars)

Hulk: Just in time.

Moloids, forward!

(Moloids grunt)

(whirring)

(roars)

(shrieks)

Whoo! Go, little dudes!

Your shrimpy friends' tricks ain't gonna stop that thing.

What we need is a really big shoe.

Mmm, yeah.

Hulk: Or we use something else.

So let's start by kicking the big bug out of town.

Follow my lead.

(roars)

(Queen Larvae-Beast shrieks)

(whirring)

Are you digging our bling, Queen Nasty?

(Moloids grunt)

(shrieks)

Way to go, Hulk. We've got her on the run.

Now what, smart guy?

We get your really big shoe and squash it.

Hulk: All right, Hulks, let's go.

(Hulk grunts)

On three.

-Hulk: One, two, three! -(all grunt)

(roars)

Yeah, getting splattered with bug goo kind of comes with the job.

Got to admit, I never expected you to help us like that.

Thanks.

For our king, we do anything.

Mayor Stan: Not so fast, half pint.

Vista Verde needs our Hammering Hulk.

Yeah.

Without you, this place would've been smashed years ago.

Mayor Stan: True believers,

we're proud to have our not-so-jolly green giant.

Hm...

(fire crackles)

Yeah, but that monster never would've come up here

if I hadn't smashed that lava tube.

Don't go, Mr. Hulk.

(squeaks)

Mm. Don't worry, squirt.

Like I said before, I'm not the royal type.

But I do know a hero even bigger than I am.

Well, this is quite unexpected. (chuckles)

Hulk, you have my gratitude.

(Moloids chanting) All hail, King Mole Man!

-All hail, King Mole Man! -(A-Bomb chuckles)

Great! Can we finish our lunch, now?

(Moloids gnawing)

Waitress: Cash or charge, sweetie?

Herb, do we have change for a diamond?

All right, finally!

From now on, Hulks always eat for free at Gamma Burgers.

What about dinosaurs?

(grunts)

Uh, seriously? Really?

Not bad, bro. You saved two cities today.

And still managed to find my way home to my family.

(slurps)

Hulk out.

(closing theme music)