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Look at him. Owen's sleeping like a baby.
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Actually, he's sleeping
like an adult person on a Saturday.
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Babies are terrible at sleeping,
but you wanna eat their little faces!
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Anyway, I'm glad he's getting some rest.
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He's had a tough week.
First, there was the toilet issue.
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Who-- What? Why would someone
throw a toilet out a window?
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Then there was the trash fire.
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I should have called it a Segway fire.
More exciting.
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I don't know why I didn't call it that.
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And then there was the drunk possum.
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Wait, did it drink rum?
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Just walk around the tree, buddy.
Walk around-- Walk around it.
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But Owen handled all of that
'cause he's the best.
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Actually, everyone inside the castle
had a rough week.
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I'm gonna go fast. Try to keep up.
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Instead of writing about Bitsy
and the mayor's villainous plot,
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Paige had to write an article on the top
ten best places in the city to get toast.
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Cut my mouth. Stupid toast.
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Poor Molly had a hard week with
her art teacher who just doesn't get her.
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What do you mean?
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I'm wishing it was more dimensional.
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Wishing you were more dimensional.
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-What's that?
-Nothing.
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Wait, did you just spill coffee
on my drawing?
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No.
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And Cole.
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He's been kinda wishing
that he had somewhere to play outside
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that wasn't a public park.
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I'm always doing stupid stuff?
You're always doing stupid stuff.
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-Tell that to your haircut.
-At least I have a haircut.
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-What?
-Nothing. Love your hair.
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-What are you looking at?
-I'm gonna leave.
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Okay, that covers it. Bad week.
Everybody's sleeping.
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It's not weird that I'm watching them.
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Wait. One more thing.
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But it's not-- It's not a big deal at all.
Like at all.
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Kingsley University offered Owen a job.
Yes, that Kingsley University.
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The fancy, smart, rich one up
in Connecticut that thinks it's so great.
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Anyway, they want Owen
to be the Olmsted and Vaux
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of a huge plot of land
they acquired next to campus.
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Olmsted and Vaux designed Central Park.
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Look how old-timey they are.
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Anyway, Owen isn't even
remotely considering taking the job
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and moving to a different city
to start a new life,
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because why would he, right?
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He's not a dum-dum head.
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The lady from the university
is calling today at 5:00.
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Owen has to tell her
if he's taking the job or not.
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I'm gonna
gracefully hide in this tree now.
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I've been thinking.
Sorry. Did I scare you?
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I thought you were asleep.
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I was. Then I woke up
and started talking 'cause I'm alive.
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Anyway, I've been thinking.
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Maybe we should talk
more about this Kingsley thing.
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I know you've had job offers before,
but this could be really good for us.
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I know! Sorry, did I yell that?
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But do we really wanna move?
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Babe,
they're talking about selling the park,
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and they froze out the Park League.
They're all over you.
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Maybe you could work somewhere
that actually appreciates you.
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Plus you'd be designing this new park.
It would be kind of yours.
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Think about it.
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I am thinking about it.
It's stressing me out.
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I've been grinding my teeth all night.
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Is that what that was? Good.
I thought we had termites.
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And there's other stuff
they're throwing at us.
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Free housing in a nice house
with a backyard
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and free private school for the kids.
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Damn, it's breathy in here.
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Scooch over. I'm getting in.
Please don't be naked.
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So, I talked to Brendan,
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and we decided we could make things
work long-distance after we move.
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It's not really long-distance.
Connecticut.
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Don't say "Connecticut" at me.
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It's long-distance
if I say it's long-distance,
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which is romantic and cool.
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Can we stop saying we're moving?
Nobody said we're moving.
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Before we move,
there's something we have to do.
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-There it is again.
-I tried to bring this up last night,
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but it was job talk, job talk,
so this is what I wanted to say.
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Enrique is telling me that sometimes
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people in New York give away
all their Stackster pieces for free.
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On the Internet, and sometimes
it's a lot of them. Like a lot.
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They give them away for free? Really?
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Yeah. They basically post a picture online
and say, "Come and get 'em,"
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the way I imagine dating apps work.
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I love free.
We could always use more Stacksters.
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For our father-son builds?
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Our little hands holding little blocks
building big, imaginary worlds?
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Yes!
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Owen, we should talk more.
The lady from Kingsley is calling at 5:00.
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Yep, yep, yep.
Just gonna go get my computer
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and look into this Stackster thing.
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-Real quick.
-So quick.
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Won't take long. Just gonna put on pants.
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You know? I won't even put on pants.
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That's my guy.
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All right, scroll down.
Good. Keep scrolling.
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I know how to use a computer.
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-There. Click there.
-Clicking.
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-Click better. Holy brick.
-Dear Lord.
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So many Stacksters. Message them.
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I am, I am. "Are your Stacksters
still available for pickup?" And send.
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And now we wait.
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There's a good chance
they already gave them away,
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so let's try not to get our hopes up--
Oh, my God, she wrote back.
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That was so fast.
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"Come get them. Here's our address."
Oh, my God!
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-Yes, yes!
-What's happening?
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We hit the mother lode. We'll be back.
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-Dad, pants?
-No time, Dad.
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-We've got bricks to pick up.
-I forgot I wasn't wearing pants.
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Come on, Molly. He was about
to leave the house with no pants on.
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-You were gonna let me?
-Yes. Would have been incredible.
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Sorry. We're not gonna get
that chance again for a while, huh?
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No.
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This is the fastest
I've ever driven through the park.
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I don't want anybody
to get those bricks before us.
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If they do, you run them down.
You run them down!
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I will. I'll do it.
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We got the bricks, we got the bricks
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We got the bricks
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We got the bricks
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We got--
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She just gave you these?
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Yeah. Her son went to college,
so these are ours now.
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You guys are cold-blooded.
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That poor kid probably doesn't know
she gave them away.
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-Can we just build, please?
-Yep, yep. Let's do it.
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Okay, can we talk first?
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This job offer is potentially
maybe more important than Stacksters.
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-Bite your tongue.
-Owen, we need to talk!
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Okay, okay. We're gonna talk.
We're gonna talk so much,
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but I just have to build first
for an indefinite amount of time.
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Maybe there's a comparison here.
Think about this.
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Sometimes in life,
somebody offers you something nice,
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and you just have to take it.
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Like these Stacksters.
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This morning, we didn't have them,
and now we do.
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AKA when someone offers you
something nice, you take it.
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Don't make the Stacksters
about this job offer.
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That gives me an idea. Let's make
these Stacksters about this job offer.
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-No.
-This is a great, maybe perfect idea.
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I think we should all build the lives
we could have
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if Dad was gonna take this job.
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No. You can't tell somebody what to build.
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I like it. Yes, we get to build
our amazing, perfect future lives.
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No, there's no rules.
You build whatever you want.
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I love it.
I'm gonna build my perfect future life.
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And then we can present
our perfect future--
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I'm not gonna do the whisper thing.
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Then we can present our perfect future
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living-in-Connecticut-and-loving-it
lives to each other.
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-All right, let's build.
-Build whatever you want.
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All right, let's spread out.
I need more room.
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Farther away from all of you. I love you.
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Oh, my God, I did so good. I'll go first.
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-Can we just build?
-Nope.
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Our new house is just off the prestigious
campus of Kingsley University.
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My room in our new house is simple.
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A mattress on the floor, art books
for genius artists scattered about.
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Wait, so you're a gymnast
in your future life?
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No, ignore her outfit. I thought
she was cute, and she kinda has my hair.
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Anyway, shush.
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To make money, I take
a job as the janitor at the university.
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Wait, you get a job in this scenario?
You're not going to school or--
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Lot of questions
during my future life presentation.
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Sorry.
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Hi. How's it going? Yep, just the janitor.
No need to talk to me.
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That's all the time we have today
in super-advanced art class.
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For extra credit, what I've written
here on the chalkboard
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is a description of a drawing
that's nearly impossible to draw.
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If you could somehow
manage to draw this drawing,
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you would be in the rare company
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with the likes of Monet, Van Gogh
and that MAD magazine guy.
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Good luck. Class dismissed.
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There's no way I could draw that.
That's impossible.
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You'd have to be
a super double art genius to draw that.
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Come on. Let's go get a really expensive
lunch with our rich daddies' money.
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That night,
I was all alone, mopping the hall.
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-You're still mopping?
-It's a lot of mopping, okay?
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But I didn't come here to mop.
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I came here to do art.
If I could just believe in myself.
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The blank page is so frightening
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Like a tiger staring back
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I've got my colors here beside me
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To guide me and hide me
From the attack
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Sometimes I feel like I can see things
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Things that no one else can see
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And I just wish
That someone else could tell me
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That they see them too
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But then again
It's kinda cool that it's just me
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I know that I could be
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I could be something amazing
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If I just let myself be free
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Create the things that amaze me
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If I could paint the world
The way I wanna see the world
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Then that's the world
That I would wanna be in
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Take all the light that glows in me
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And shine it like a sun
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I think I could be
Someone to believe in
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I'm always cleaning up these messes
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Beautiful patterns on the floor
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I wish this mop could be
A gigantic paintbrush
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So I could show them all
That I've got more in store
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I know that I could be
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I could be something amazing
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If I just let myself be free
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Create the things that amaze me
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If I could paint the world
The way I wanna see the world
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Then that's the world
That I would wanna be in
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Take all the light that glows in me
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And shine it like a sun
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I think I could be
Someone to believe in
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If I could paint the world
The way I wanna see the world
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Then that's the world
That I would wanna be in
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Take all the light that glows in me
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And shine it like the sun
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I think I could be someone
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To believe in
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At night, I sneak out of the house
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to hang out with my dumber,
slightly violent townie friends.
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Hey, Molly.
We should beat up that guy over there.
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He bumped into me,
and said, "Excuse me," but in a weird way.
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Let's fight that guy. Right? Molly.
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Sorry, I was doing a drawing in my head.
Let's not fight him.
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Can we finally go beat up
your old art teacher?
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He's so stupid
not to get how art smart you are.
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You know what? I'm gonna get out of here.
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Are you serious?
We don't get to do fighting?
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-I gotta go see about a chalkboard.
-I just got chills.
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The impossible drawing. Here we go.
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"Draw a turtle playing basketball
underwater, Garfield style."
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You can do this, Molly.
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Wait, that's the impossible drawing?
What's Garfield style?
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Exactly, Mom. What is it?
Seems impossible, doesn't it?
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I guess.
238
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Word got out that the impossible
drawing had been drawn,
239
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and people packed the lecture hall
to find out who had drawn it.
240
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It's beautiful.
Someone in my art class is an art genius.
241
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Go on, step forward. Show yourself.
242
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Don't be shy. Step forward.
243
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It's not time to clean really,
young janitor girl!
244
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I'm stepping forward!
245
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What? Your floor buffer is too loud.
I can't hear you.
246
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Sorry, I was trying to multitask.
247
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I said, I'm stepping forward.
That's my drawing.
248
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-But you're--
-The janitor? Yeah. I know.
249
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Turns out
I can draw the crap out of a turtle
250
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-and buff the crap out of a floor.
-How did you learn how to do this?
251
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I get it from my dad, I think.
252
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He's a genius in his own way.
253
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He made the decision to move here,
and he realized all of his dreams.
254
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He built the park here,
and it won number one best park
255
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and that inspired me last night.
256
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Let's hear it for my dad.
257
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And that's when my life changed.
258
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My ability as a visual artist
had finally been recognized.
259
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After word got out that I had successfully
drawn the impossible drawing,
260
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I was asked by France
to hang some of my work in the Louvre.
261
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The country of France asked you?
262
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Yeah. I don't really have time to explain
how the whole art world works, Cole.
263
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Where was I? Yeah.
264
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I was leaving the Louvre,
which is pronounced Louvre, Mom.
265
00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,486
-What?
-And I ran into my old art teacher.
266
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He was in line for my show.
He looked like crap.
267
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He didn't realize it was me. I spilled
coffee on him, and it felt great.
268
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The end. You're welcome.
269
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If we don't move to Connecticut, I'll
never get my work put up in the Louvre.
270
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I don't think they do that. Never mind.
271
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Why am I saying that? Sounds great.
It's a good story, Molly.
272
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-So should we start packing?
-No.
273
00:11:50,586 --> 00:11:52,588
I wanna show my future life.
This will help.
274
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:55,424
Our new house is the perfect place
for me to live and work.
275
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I wake up next to my handsome husband.
276
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He sleeps in now because at his new job,
he gets to make his own hours.
277
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He's stress-free
and his muscles got really big.
278
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:05,642
-Because he's a wrestler?
-No. He's just super strong now.
279
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:07,561
-And you're a mermaid?
-Yes, I'm beautiful.
280
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I just-- I can't walk anywhere,
'cause I have a tail.
281
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-Here. Swap these out.
-That is better. Thank you.
282
00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:14,151
Every morning,
I wake up with my human legs,
283
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have a sensible breakfast,
and drive through the country.
284
00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:18,822
After we moved,
I realized I was never gonna crack
285
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:21,450
the big Bitsy-Mayor corruption piece
I was working on,
286
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,827
so I wrote fiction,
which I hadn't done in 20 years,
287
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,621
and they published
the first thing I turned in.
288
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,581
They were like,
"We have zero notes," and it was a hit.
289
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:30,083
I got a 15-book deal.
My detective series "Hunter Gatherer"
290
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,504
was about a woman detective
named Hunter who "gathered" evidence.
291
00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:34,463
-I have a note.
-I do too.
292
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If it's about the title,
I don't want to hear it.
293
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,591
-Never mind.
-It's not a great title.
294
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,093
Cruising down the road
And look at me go now
295
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,554
I'm an author
Just like Jodi Picoult now
296
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Hit detective series
297
00:12:44,515 --> 00:12:46,808
With Reddit fan page theories
298
00:12:46,892 --> 00:12:48,060
It's the Doctor!
299
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Former journalist
That's got a new headline
300
00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,065
"Local woman hits paperback big time"
301
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:55,108
Going on my book tours
302
00:12:55,192 --> 00:12:57,319
Hitting all the famous bookstores
303
00:12:57,402 --> 00:12:58,403
Cramp, cramp!
304
00:12:58,487 --> 00:13:01,073
Check it out, here's a different Paige
305
00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,700
Check me out while I turn the page
306
00:13:03,784 --> 00:13:05,035
Living that good life
307
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,411
Knew-that-I-could life
308
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,997
Now, now, now
309
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:11,875
Look at how now we meditate
310
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:14,253
Wow, 'cause we're now
On a different wave
311
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Startin' our days with yoga and sage
312
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Like ow, ow
313
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,092
Not flexible yet.
314
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:22,553
When I get a call
From Hollywood's number
315
00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,263
I pick it up, they say "What up?
316
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:30,269
And we wonder would you be ecstatic
If your books were cinematic?"
317
00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,438
Cut to: I'm on a set
And giving notes on the screenplay
318
00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:35,983
I'm pounding lattes
From the crafty caffeine tray
319
00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:41,029
Acting nonchalant, 'kay
That we somehow cast Beyoncé
320
00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:43,615
Every few months, we take vacations
321
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,159
That's where I get my inspirations
322
00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:49,162
Deep-sea dives
Looking fish in the eyes, like
323
00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,543
Then we go to the dolphin encounter
324
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:57,462
Swimming with dolphins,
Nothing profounder
325
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,548
Setting them free
'Cause they belong in the sea
326
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:01,717
Like, go, go
327
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,177
This took a weird turn.
328
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:06,763
Never thought I'd make
The New York Times Best Seller List
329
00:14:06,847 --> 00:14:08,265
Twenty-seven times
330
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,144
Never thought my life could ever be
Looking like a Nancy Meyers film
331
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:14,771
Where everything's cream, cream, cream
332
00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,441
The kitchen's so clean, clean, clean
333
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,526
There's always pastries on the counter
334
00:14:19,610 --> 00:14:20,986
Like, how did they get there?
335
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,779
How does she have the time to bake?
336
00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,031
'Cause I'm amazing
337
00:14:24,114 --> 00:14:26,783
No life looks perfect on the page
338
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:28,785
I'm grateful for every former stage
339
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:31,955
And life can be rocky
But look where it got me
340
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,875
Now, now, now
341
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,586
Cruising down the road
And look me go now
342
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:41,131
I'm an author
Just like Jodi Picoult now
343
00:14:41,215 --> 00:14:43,926
Connecticut. It's so beautiful here.
344
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,595
I'm glad my husband is extremely talented
and that we moved here.
345
00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,680
Look at that bunny rabbit in the road.
346
00:14:48,764 --> 00:14:50,933
Okay, move out of the way,
little bunny rabbit.
347
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:52,518
You gotta move.
348
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:54,811
Oh, my God, bunny, move.
Why aren't you moving?
349
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,733
Wait. You crashed your car
350
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,027
in your own story
about how amazing your life is gonna be?
351
00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,779
Yes. Don't do this. You'll see.
352
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,990
I tried to escape, but couldn't.
Eventually, I lost consciousness.
353
00:15:09,993 --> 00:15:12,621
-What the--
-Good. Sleepyhead's finally awake.
354
00:15:12,704 --> 00:15:14,456
Who are you? Why did you strap me down?
355
00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,960
You dirty bird. What about
a little thank you for saving your life?
356
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,087
-Thank you, Margarett.
-Thank you, Margaret.
357
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,880
No, it's Margarett with two T's.
358
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:23,090
-Margarett?
-No.
359
00:15:23,173 --> 00:15:24,842
-M-Margarett?
-Not even close.
360
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,844
Should we just go ahead
and undo these straps?
361
00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:29,471
It's for your own good.
You're too weak to stand up.
362
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:30,973
Mom, this feels kinda dark.
363
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,851
Stop interrupting. This woman
is obsessed with me. It's great.
364
00:15:33,934 --> 00:15:34,935
Why is that great?
365
00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,145
I always wanted to have a stalker.
I told you that.
366
00:15:37,229 --> 00:15:38,230
-You did?
-Yes.
367
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:40,190
A literary stalker
is the ultimate compliment.
368
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:42,317
-Don't you want a park stalker?
-No.
369
00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,443
What?
370
00:15:43,527 --> 00:15:45,821
I found your skinny computer in your car,
371
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,574
and I found the next Hunter Gatherer
manuscript, and I read it.
372
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:49,825
I had some thoughts.
373
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:52,870
Wouldn't it be better
if Hunter met, say, an older woman
374
00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:55,956
with a quirky sense of humor,
and she helps Hunter solve a case.
375
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,000
And her name could be Annie Hoo-Dunnit.
376
00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:00,961
She could end up getting her own
series of books too. Do you love it?
377
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,921
You know, Hunter's kind of a loner.
378
00:16:03,005 --> 00:16:06,008
Usually, but in this one,
maybe Hunter's toe is broken,
379
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,968
and she needs a little help
getting around.
380
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,595
What do you mean? Ow, ow, ow, ow.
381
00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:12,347
So, yeah, maybe
she just hasn't met the right friend yet,
382
00:16:12,431 --> 00:16:14,641
and maybe Annie Hoo-Dunnit's
catch phrase is,
383
00:16:14,725 --> 00:16:16,185
"Who done it? You done it."
384
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:18,187
I like it. I like it a lot.
385
00:16:18,270 --> 00:16:19,396
Good, you let go of my toe.
386
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,689
I'm gonna start thinking now.
387
00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,774
Then you'll write it. Here. With me.
388
00:16:22,858 --> 00:16:26,862
'Cause I've got a bunch of ideas,
and you've got a bunch of toes.
389
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,406
Who wants banana yogurt?
390
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,324
You do.
391
00:16:30,407 --> 00:16:32,034
-I do?
-I'll get it. You start thinking.
392
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,662
This is so fun. We're writing.
393
00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,999
So, there I was, strapped
to the chair. Full of banana yogurt.
394
00:16:39,082 --> 00:16:42,127
Being forced to write on an old computer
with a dusty old mouse.
395
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,547
I played along.
Margarett checked on me constantly.
396
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:47,633
Hello. How's it going?
397
00:16:47,716 --> 00:16:49,760
So good. So good.
398
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,637
So exciting. Do you need to poop?
399
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,305
-No.
-I do!
400
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:55,724
And every second I was alone,
I spent plotting my escape.
401
00:16:58,477 --> 00:16:59,603
But then, I got lucky.
402
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,980
Behind the document
was an AOL login screen.
403
00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,107
All I had to do
was figure out the password.
404
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:07,653
I think I know what AOL is.
I've heard tell of it from yesteryear.
405
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,656
Some young, vibrant people
still have an AOL email address.
406
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:13,032
Every time Margarett
would pop her head in the door,
407
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,661
I'd switch the window back
to the document before she noticed.
408
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,912
I needed more time.
409
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:20,207
You have one more password attempt
before you are locked out.
410
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,919
Think, Paige. You're so smart.
You can figure this out. Of course.
411
00:17:30,384 --> 00:17:32,177
You did it. You're online.
412
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:35,138
I gotta email Owen.
"Crazy old lady kidnapped me.
413
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:38,433
Her name's Margarett with two T's.
I don't know if that's relevant.
414
00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,520
Anyway, I'm in a cabin.
Don't know the address. I see trees.
415
00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:43,647
Maybe birch trees?
416
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,357
You're the tree guy.
I don't know. Come quick."
417
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:49,278
And send. Oh, no, this mouse. Ugh.
418
00:17:49,987 --> 00:17:52,447
Who wants another banana yogurt?
419
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:56,076
What's that sound?
Is that my AOL you're on?
420
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,828
No AOL, you don't.
421
00:17:57,911 --> 00:18:00,497
Somebody's been
a very naughty little writer.
422
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:03,417
Connection lost. So sad. Too bad.
423
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:07,212
You take this, and I'll take this.
Now, get back to work.
424
00:18:07,296 --> 00:18:09,381
She left me there with yogurt in my lap.
425
00:18:09,464 --> 00:18:11,091
I had no idea if my email went out.
426
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,634
I was afraid all hope was lost.
427
00:18:12,718 --> 00:18:14,344
I had a lot of lap yogurt that night.
428
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:15,596
Owen!
429
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:18,098
I came as quickly as I could.
I didn't even put on pants.
430
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,142
You got Dad
to leave the house without pants.
431
00:18:20,225 --> 00:18:22,978
I got the email.
Really great tree identification, sweetie.
432
00:18:23,061 --> 00:18:25,022
-Made it super easy to find you.
-Thanks, babe.
433
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:26,106
Let's get out of here.
434
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,651
No one's going anywhere.
Come at me, Mr. Hot Legs.
435
00:18:29,735 --> 00:18:31,445
Owen wrestled Margarett to the ground.
436
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,780
Please don't make me wrestle an old lady
in my underwear.
437
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:35,532
You do that every night. Okay, fine.
438
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:36,950
You only wrestle for a few seconds,
439
00:18:37,034 --> 00:18:38,952
and then we jump out the window,
and we're safe.
440
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:41,788
What a story.
Who wouldn't wanna move now, huh?
441
00:18:41,872 --> 00:18:42,873
-Totally confusing.
-What?
442
00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,625
It sounded really scary and bad.
443
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,668
I feel like if I tell it
one more time from the top--
444
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,253
Oh, no. No, thanks, Mom.
445
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:51,089
It's my turn, and I've been building
while you were talking.
446
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,549
I mean, listening also.
447
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:54,218
But Dad, I think,
is gonna be really excited
448
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,011
about some of the stuff
I was doing over here,
449
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:59,014
-and now he's ready to come to my world.
-Nope. Don't like this.
450
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,516
Dad, shh.
451
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:01,683
After Father does the right thing
452
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:05,020
and accepts the position as top park
design person at Kingsley University,
453
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:08,232
I had my very own,
I believe the term is, backyard,
454
00:19:08,315 --> 00:19:09,399
and it was glorious.
455
00:19:11,026 --> 00:19:12,152
I love my dad.
456
00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:13,904
What's that, son? I came out to play.
457
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:15,781
Hey, Dad.
I was just yelling that I love you
458
00:19:15,864 --> 00:19:17,282
while standing in our new backyard.
459
00:19:17,366 --> 00:19:19,034
That's nice. You're my favorite child.
460
00:19:19,117 --> 00:19:21,245
The other one's fine, but you're perfect.
461
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,121
Should we hold hands
and spin around and laugh?
462
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,581
Yes.
463
00:19:26,375 --> 00:19:28,752
-This is ridiculous.
-Hey, I wanna get in on this.
464
00:19:28,836 --> 00:19:30,754
Yay!
465
00:19:30,838 --> 00:19:32,089
Okay, okay. Back to the story.
466
00:19:32,172 --> 00:19:34,049
Mom does have an errand to do.
467
00:19:34,132 --> 00:19:35,926
Kinda focusing on Dad here right now, Mom.
468
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:40,055
Right, right. I'm gonna leap over
this fence and go do judo,
469
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:41,473
'cause they have that here.
470
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:44,601
What should we do with this backyard, Dad?
We spun around, we laughed.
471
00:19:44,685 --> 00:19:46,728
Do you have any ideas?
You always have great ideas.
472
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:49,398
Actually, I was talking to a professor
in the science department,
473
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:51,650
and he said they have a rocket ship
they don't need anymore.
474
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,861
You wouldn't want a rocket ship
in our backyard, would you?
475
00:19:53,944 --> 00:19:55,028
Sounds boring. What else you got?
476
00:19:55,112 --> 00:19:58,031
Just kidding. That's amazing.
Like a real rocket ship?
477
00:19:58,115 --> 00:20:00,951
We're at Kingsley University now, son.
Of course, it's a real rocket ship.
478
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,035
Yay!
479
00:20:02,119 --> 00:20:03,912
Oh, my God. No. Please skip that part.
480
00:20:03,996 --> 00:20:04,997
There's one thing.
481
00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:08,417
My rocket scientist professor friend said
it still has a little fuel in the tank,
482
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,919
so whatever you do,
don't press the launch button, okay?
483
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,046
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. For sure.
484
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,631
Yeah. Totally. Yeah, no, definitely.
485
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:17,426
I'm in--
486
00:20:17,509 --> 00:20:19,344
Whoo! That was incredible.
487
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,096
Well, got that out of my system.
488
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,724
Happy I'm back, and no one will ever know.
489
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:25,767
-Good night, rocket ship.
-Nighty night.
490
00:20:26,602 --> 00:20:28,687
-Are you an alien?
-Yes, sir.
491
00:20:28,770 --> 00:20:31,315
You don't have to call me sir.
I'm just a boy.
492
00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:33,734
I'm a big boy. Wait, you speak English?
493
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,569
-A little bit.
-Oh, my God, you're so cute.
494
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:39,156
I jumped on when you passed my planet.
You seemed like a cool dude.
495
00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:41,909
-What do I feed you?
-I only eat once a year,
496
00:20:41,992 --> 00:20:46,538
-but I need to play all the time. Yay!
-Yay!
497
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:50,042
Everything was great, that is,
until the government showed up.
498
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:53,295
I'll get it, 'cause I'm so relaxed
and happy in this new life,
499
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:55,047
I don't mind getting up.
500
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,925
I work for the government.
Have any of you seen an alien lately?
501
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,843
We wanna do experiments on him
and poke him a lot.
502
00:20:59,927 --> 00:21:02,638
He won't like it, but it'll be good
for science. Maybe. We don't know.
503
00:21:02,721 --> 00:21:03,931
-No.
-Nope. No.
504
00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:05,015
-No.
-No. No.
505
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,519
Okay, bye. If you see him, let us know
because we're looking for him,
506
00:21:08,602 --> 00:21:10,270
and we really wanna poke him a lot.
507
00:21:10,354 --> 00:21:12,898
-Oh, no, Norg. What do we do?
-I'm frightened.
508
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,233
We're gonna get you out of here.
509
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,527
This was a fun playdate,
but we gotta get you home.
510
00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,070
We don't want you to get experimented on,
511
00:21:18,153 --> 00:21:19,947
no matter how many diseases
your blood might be able to cure.
512
00:21:20,030 --> 00:21:21,657
Twenty. I think it's 20.
513
00:21:21,740 --> 00:21:22,824
Wow, that's a lot.
514
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:24,743
Did I say 20? I mean zero.
515
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,161
Let's get you home.
516
00:21:26,245 --> 00:21:28,372
So, we fired up the engines
for one last flight
517
00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,623
in our backyard rocket ship,
518
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,917
but then suddenly,
who showed up, but the army.
519
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:33,418
Wait, we can use other toys?
520
00:21:33,502 --> 00:21:36,338
Yeah, you could've, but you didn't.
I don't know what that says about you.
521
00:21:36,421 --> 00:21:37,673
They had us in their sights.
522
00:21:37,756 --> 00:21:39,758
If we took off,
they would've blasted us out of the sky.
523
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:41,969
It was up to Dad to talk to the army.
524
00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,512
Cole, let me talk to them.
525
00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,348
I'm feeling really relaxed and well-rested
because I took this job.
526
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,392
I know. Your skin looks fantastic.
527
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:50,185
Let me see if
I can make the army be relaxed.
528
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,353
Dad was amazing.
529
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:54,189
In just a few minutes,
he had the army so chilled out.
530
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:55,899
Yay!
531
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:58,777
Norg got home safely,
and everyone lived happily ever after
532
00:21:58,861 --> 00:22:01,613
unless you had one of those 20 diseases
that Norg's blood could have cured.
533
00:22:01,697 --> 00:22:02,990
The end.
534
00:22:03,615 --> 00:22:05,367
It's not a contest, but I think I win.
535
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,911
If it was a contest, you'd be disqualified
for too much spinning
536
00:22:07,995 --> 00:22:09,037
and using other toys.
537
00:22:09,121 --> 00:22:11,206
I'm not sure why you were allowed
to do that. We're all mad at you.
538
00:22:11,290 --> 00:22:13,458
-I thought it was beautiful, honey.
-You are correct.
539
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,043
Dad, what about you? Where you at?
540
00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,629
The lady's calling in 15 minutes.
Are we moving?
541
00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,173
I don't know. I don't know.
542
00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:20,340
Can I show you what I built?
543
00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:22,926
This is the new park
at Kingsley University.
544
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,011
What the--
545
00:22:24,678 --> 00:22:25,762
It's incredible.
546
00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,264
My rocket ship was good too.
547
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:28,348
It was great, Cole.
548
00:22:28,432 --> 00:22:30,517
Dang it. Can't get this tree to stay up.
It keeps falling.
549
00:22:30,601 --> 00:22:32,728
Dad, you're really good
at building with these things.
550
00:22:32,811 --> 00:22:34,938
I know, right?
Crap, tree fell again. Here we go.
551
00:22:35,022 --> 00:22:38,400
All right, here's me walking
through my park, feeling good.
552
00:22:38,483 --> 00:22:43,155
We needed the lows
To see how high our hopes could climb
553
00:22:43,238 --> 00:22:46,783
But now we know
Just what we want to find
554
00:22:46,867 --> 00:22:51,121
So look at me now
I'm living idealistically
555
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:55,542
I found my bliss even unrealistically
556
00:22:55,626 --> 00:22:59,963
We're out of the park
I'm out of the dark
557
00:23:00,047 --> 00:23:03,175
No worries following me
558
00:23:04,176 --> 00:23:05,844
I'm strong as a mule
559
00:23:05,928 --> 00:23:07,888
I'm living by my own rules
560
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,225
No shoes, no shirt
No problems, you see
561
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:15,771
This tree is a pith
It's kind of hurting my vibe here
562
00:23:15,854 --> 00:23:20,025
It's starting to kill
What I am trying to describe here
563
00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:24,154
'Cause everything else
I've built is so impeccable
564
00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:28,075
Ugh, stupid tree
I'm gonna kill it with chemicals
565
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:29,952
Then I chop it down
566
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,454
And put it in the wood chipper
567
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:36,959
Cut this tree up
Like I'm Jack the Ripper
568
00:23:37,042 --> 00:23:38,919
You okay, Dad?
569
00:23:39,002 --> 00:23:41,755
What? What? Yeah, I'm just processing.
570
00:23:42,256 --> 00:23:49,221
We all need the lows
To see how high our hopes can climb
571
00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:52,349
And now we know
And now we know
572
00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,853
Just what we're gonna find
573
00:23:55,936 --> 00:24:02,901
We can't know if life
Will hand us happiness and love
574
00:24:03,527 --> 00:24:09,741
But what we got, the life we got
We've gotta be proud of
575
00:24:10,492 --> 00:24:12,244
Wherever we land
576
00:24:12,327 --> 00:24:15,581
There'll still be trees
That won't stand
577
00:24:15,664 --> 00:24:19,001
Our troubles won't disappear
578
00:24:19,084 --> 00:24:22,838
Just 'cause we don't live as near
579
00:24:22,921 --> 00:24:25,799
They'll be following you
580
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:29,261
So better to follow through
581
00:24:29,344 --> 00:24:33,724
With all the loose ends
And old friends
582
00:24:33,807 --> 00:24:37,644
You've gotta make amends with all
583
00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:41,315
'Cause problems follow you
584
00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,443
And memories follow too
585
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:51,366
A creepy stalker
Named Margarett might follow you, yeah
586
00:24:51,450 --> 00:24:54,870
But look behind you
587
00:24:54,953 --> 00:24:58,332
Your family's following you
588
00:24:58,415 --> 00:25:03,879
There's only one thing to do
589
00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:12,054
You've got to follow
590
00:25:15,474 --> 00:25:18,227
Through
591
00:25:20,354 --> 00:25:23,065
-I don't wanna take the job.
-Thank God.
592
00:25:23,148 --> 00:25:24,149
Feels good.
593
00:25:24,233 --> 00:25:25,734
-What?
-I thought I wanted a different life,
594
00:25:25,817 --> 00:25:27,569
but I think
I was just wanting that for you
595
00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:29,404
because you seem so stressed these days.
596
00:25:29,488 --> 00:25:31,698
But to be honest, I love it here, and I--
597
00:25:31,782 --> 00:25:33,492
I could never walk away from the paper
598
00:25:33,575 --> 00:25:36,161
and the life we have here
and the story I want to write.
599
00:25:36,245 --> 00:25:37,996
And, hey, maybe somebody
will stalk me here.
600
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:39,081
That's the spirit, hon.
601
00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:41,166
I don't think
I really wanted to move either.
602
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:43,752
There's probably a really annoying
art teacher in Connecticut too,
603
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:45,754
who spills, like, chili on everything.
604
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:47,756
-I don't know what they eat there.
-Probably chili.
605
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,092
And I don't wanna leave New York.
I love it here.
606
00:25:50,175 --> 00:25:52,427
I have one of those shirts that says,
"I heart New York."
607
00:25:52,511 --> 00:25:53,679
They don't just give those out.
608
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:56,515
I have one too, and you know what?
I do heart New York.
609
00:25:56,598 --> 00:25:58,225
I thought I wanted my own backyard
610
00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:01,061
but what kid can say
that Central Park is their own backyard?
611
00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:02,771
I'm the only kid that can say that.
612
00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:03,856
Hello?
613
00:26:03,939 --> 00:26:05,649
Plus, they might have spaceships
in Connecticut,
614
00:26:05,732 --> 00:26:07,442
but do they have squirrels?
I don't think so.
615
00:26:07,526 --> 00:26:09,444
That's right, no squirrels in Connecticut.
616
00:26:09,987 --> 00:26:10,988
Out here.
617
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,574
I knew the whole time
that he wasn't gonna take the job.
618
00:26:13,657 --> 00:26:16,451
Did I seem scared? I was not scared.
I was totally confident.
619
00:26:16,535 --> 00:26:20,747
Why did I fall out of a tree?
Physical comedy. You're welcome.
620
00:26:20,831 --> 00:26:22,666
I'm just gonna lay here
for a little while.
621
00:26:22,749 --> 00:26:24,418
Not because I'm hurt. I'm totally fine.
622
00:26:24,501 --> 00:26:27,045
Every few months, we take vacations
623
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:29,631
That's where I get my inspirations
624
00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:32,342
Deep-sea dives
Looking fish in the eyes, like
625
00:26:35,137 --> 00:26:37,639
Look at how now we meditate
626
00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:40,309
Wow, 'cause we're now
On a different wave
627
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:42,477
Startin' our days with yoga and sage
628
00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:44,563
Like ow, ow
629
00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:45,814
Cramp, cramp!
630
00:26:45,898 --> 00:26:47,816
Then we go to the dolphin encounter
631
00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:50,360
Swimming with dolphins
Nothing profounder
632
00:26:50,444 --> 00:26:52,821
Setting them free
'Cause they belong in the sea
633
00:26:52,905 --> 00:26:54,698
Like, go, go
634
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:58,243
Check it out, here's a different Paige
635
00:26:58,327 --> 00:27:00,704
Check me out while I turn the page
636
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:02,039
Living that good life
637
00:27:02,122 --> 00:27:03,415
Knew-that-I-could life
638
00:27:03,498 --> 00:27:05,542
Now, now, now
639
00:27:05,626 --> 00:27:06,960
How does she have the time to bake?
640
00:27:07,044 --> 00:27:08,045
'Cause I'm amazing
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