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[film reel whirring]

[eerie music]

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? I hated ?

? You ?

? Anything you do, anything you say ?

? I hated ?

? Me ?

? Everything I think, thinking you're gonna stay ?

? Don't come back, it hurts too much ?

? To see you ?

? Looking at me ?

? Don't say that I think it's too much ?

? Can't breathe ?

? Can't handle the pain ?

? Need the closure ?

? I need bolder ?

? Can't stop, won't stop ?

? Heavy breathing ?

? Blood still streaming ?

? Could you make it crystal clear ?

? Oh ?

? Oh ?

? Oh ?

? Crystal Clear ?

[thrilling orchestral music]

[tires squealing]

[tires squealing]

Are we there yet?

Not yet.

[phone ringing] Almost.

I'm not having this conversation.

Theo's in the car.

[Todd] You need to come back.

- No. - Allison,

you have to come back.

I'm not coming back.

We're never coming back.

Stop.

Allison, come back now for Theo's sake.

For Theo's sake?

I'm protecting him.

[Todd] Protecting him?

Allison, you can't even take care of him.

You can barely take care of yourself.

Fuck you.

[Todd] Allison, you're not doing well.

Let me help you.

I'm fine.

Theo's fine.

We're fine.

[Todd] You know you shouldn't be doing this.

Tell me where you are.

For the last time, leave us alone.

[Theo] Are we there yet?

[Allison sighing]

You can do this, Allison.

[Allison sighing]

You can do this.

You can do this.

[Allison breathing deeply]

[tense music]

[door knocking]

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Wait here.

Hi.

You must be Allison Key.

I'm George.

Nice to meet you.

Hi.

Yes.

And this is Theo.

Oh.

[candy rattling]

Do you like candy, hm?

Here you go.

Oh, no?

I thought we could be friends.

I'm sorry.

He can be shy around new people.

Ah, that's all right.

Come on.

I'll give you the 10 cent tour.

Theo.

Come on.

Oh.

Right down here is the basement.

It's great for storage.

And I bet you could make an amazing fort right down there.

And moving on.

The living room.

Oh, you were so desperate to move in

that the cleaning crew hasn't been in yet.

Or ever.

Dining room.

And, well, this.

And this is my favorite room in the entire house.

Now, I'm sure that you can agree that with a kitchen

like this, that this will be the heart of your home.

[Bug Hiss, Allison gasping]

And your son and yourself will have many fond memories.

There's a problem with the stove,

and I'll have a handyman come have a look.

And he'll spray for bugs too, right?

I'll look into it.

Well, I'm sure you wanna get settled, so I'll be going.

[orchestral music]

Oh.

Allison Key, you're gonna need this.

Aw, sweetie.

I know this place can be overwhelming,

but give it a few days.

You're gonna feel much better.

[ominous music]

[Theo] Mommy.

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

Theo?

[tense music]

Isn't this funny?

Yes, this is funny.

There you go, my lady.

Thank you, my lord.

You're welcome, Your Highness.

[somber music]

Are you okay, Mommy?

I just need some air.

[Allison vomiting]

[Allison spitting]

[toilet flushing]

[Allison sighing]

[foreboding music]

[Allison sighing]

[door knocking]

I'll go get the bags, then I'll make dinner, sport.

[Allison sighing]

[Theo sobbing]

[orchestral music]

[phone ringing]

Hello?

Okay, time for bed.

But it's only eight o'clock.

But it's late enough.

But I want to explore.

And you can explore more tomorrow.

Please?

No.

Please?

Come on.

[Theo groaning]

There we go.

There you go, buddy, just as snug as a bug in a rug.

Are bugs actually snug in rugs?

That is a great question.

I don't know.

It's just a saying.

All right, lights out, slugger.

Can you please check my room?

Of course.

Where should I begin?

Check under the bed.

Under the bed.

No monsters here, I am happy to report.

Check behind the curtains.

- The curtains? - Yes.

No monsters there either.

Check the closet.

The closet, that's a good place for a monster to hide.

Well, monsters would get stuck in there.

[foreboding music]

I dutifully report no monsters.

[metallic rattling]

No monster, just a bottle.

It can't hurt you.

[Theo howling] [bottle blowing]

The only monster here is a tickle monster.

Stop.

Stop.

All right.

- Ready for lights out? - Yes.

All right.

- I love you. - I love you too.

[eerie music]

Hey, buddy.

I know it's late, but we gotta go get Mom.

Again?

Yeah, I know.

But it'll be short this time,

and you'll be back in your bed in no time.

[Theo yawning]

I got something that'll cheer you up.

[eerie music]

I got this on our last trip to Rochester.

You know I love you, right?

I'll always be there for you.

Even if I can't, this guy will, okay?

All right, let's go get Mom now.

[Steve sighing]

It's always someone else's fault.

I don't wanna have this fight again.

I'm tired of having the same conversation with you.

They aren't your friends.

The school called.

I'm tired of having the same conversation with you.

You're a mean, aren't your friends.

The school called.

It's always someone else's fault with you.

- You're a mean- - Mommy!

Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

What happened?

I had a nightmare.

I'm sorry.

That must've been awful.

It was.

Do you wanna talk about it?

We were in the car, not this one, the old one.

He was there.

He was mad.

Then, he was gone.

Then, I woke up.

It was just a dream, I promise.

It was so real.

You want me to sleep with you tonight?

[sweet music] Okay.

Come here.

[insects chirping]

[video messenger ringing]

Hey.

We need to talk.

You need to come back.

No.

Leave us alone.

Allison, you cannot outrun this.

Come home.

I'm never coming back.

Tell me where you are.

Never.

Allison, I care about you.

I'll come get you.

I'll bring you back.

Leave me alone.

Morning, sunshine.

Good morning.

Mommy, I don't understand this.

Let me see.

Hoo, well, that's a tough one.

I don't get it.

He's huge.

Why does he not run?

When elephants are small,

they put a big chain around their foot,

and it's stuck in a stake in the ground,

and try as they might, and they do 'cause they're young

and strong, they're just not big enough to break it.

So, by the time they're that big,

it doesn't matter if it's just a little piece of rope,

they just don't try to get away anymore.

His spirit's broken.

He just doesn't have a reason to fight anymore.

Poor elephant, he's trapped forever.

What do you say we go explore?

Yes.

[birds chirping]

[pleasant music]

Ready or not, here I come.

Where could he [gasps] be?

Got you.

[Theo whining like a cat]

Your turn to count, okay?

[Theo meows like a cat]

No peeking.

Meow.

Did you really just put that there?

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five.

Six.

Seven.

Eight.

Nine.

10.

Here I come.

There you are.

There you are.

I got you now.

[both laughing]

I'll get you next time.

[doorbell ringing]

Will you do me a favor and wait

in the dining room while I check the door?

Thank you.

[doorbell ringing] [ominous music]

Just a minute.

Who is it?

Ma'am, my name is Jack Turner.

I'm the handyman.

Your landlord sent me.

What are you here for?

George said something about your heat not working,

and that you got bugs.

Hi.

- Good morning, ma'am. - Come on in.

I'm Jack.

Allison.

And please don't call me ma'am.

No problem.

[glass shattering]

Oh, shit, I am sorry.

I'll help you clean up the broken glass.

That must've been here from before.

[orchestral music]

Here, I'll take that.

George said you needed the place quickly,

but he's usually pretty good about keeping it in order.

Really?

Yeah, the last tenants just up and left

in the middle of the night.

It's a pretty sad story all around.

What happened?

A man moved in here with his little girl.

I think he was a scientist or something.

But he was pretty much out of it by the time he moved in.

His little girl was diagnosed with brain cancer.

Ugh, that's horrible.

Yeah, I mean, this man tried everything to cure her.

He moved here for the children's hospital down the road.

He tried everything, and nothing worked.

God, what do you think happened?

George said something about them moving to Mexico

as a last-ditch effort.

Something about scorpion venom curing cancer?

Scorpion venom?

Yeah, I don't know.

I met him a couple times, but the last times

that he was here, that's all he talked about.

I think he just kinda started losing his mind

as his daughter got sicker and sicker.

Here, let's get rid of this,

and we'll get the rest in a minute.

Well, I hope they're doing okay.

I really do.

Yeah, I do too.

Well, look who decided to join us.

Who are you?

Theo, this is...

Jack.

It's nice to meet you.

Say hello.

I'm sorry.

He can be so shy.

It's okay.

I was a shy kid too.

That must've been here.

Right, must've been.

When is the cleaning crew coming?

They should be here tomorrow.

Not fast enough.

What do you say we start with the bugs, huh?

I hate bugs.

Yes, ma'am.

Um, not ma'am.

Please call me Allison.

[piano music]

[bottle slamming]

[orchestral music]

So, there's a small crack right there.

I'll spray it and then patch it up.

Looks big enough for a cockroach.

So, how old was the girl?

The sick girl?

Probably a little bit older than your son.

I can't imagine what that poor father was going through.

[foreboding music]

[distorted music]

[monster croaking] [thrilling music]

It looks like they burrowed through the baseboard.

So, timeline on fixing that?

It should be done tomorrow.

Let me out, let me out.

- Theo? - Mommy, Mommy, help.

[monster croaking]

Help, help, help, help.

Theo?

- Theo? - Help.

I'm coming, hang on.

Help

- Ma'am. - Allison.

- I'm right here. - Help.

Hang on, Theo.

- Help, help. - Theo, I'm right here.

Hang in there.

You're okay.

You're okay now.

I know.

[door creaking]

[Theo sobbing]

Don't go down there.

It's okay, buddy.

I'm just gonna go take a look.

There's something down there.

You have a fierce grip.

I'm just gonna take a look.

Please don't.

I heard something.

It's an old house.

It's probably just settling.

Something was moving.

It was probably just a bug.

It was bigger than a bug.

It was probably a really big bug.

Come on.

Theo.

I'll make cocoa.

[Theo grunting]

Come on, I'll make you some cocoa.

[Allison sighing]

[Theo sighing]

[eerie music]

[distorted music]

[foreboding music]

I wanted marshmallows.

[distorted music]

[rat squeaking] [Jack shrieking]

Are you all right?

It was just a rat.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

I have to get a cage.

[foreboding music]

[crickets chirping]

Spaghetti or soup?

[Allison clearing throat]

Spaghetti or soup?

Neither.

What is this?

That's not right.

It looks more like that.

But what is it?

That's the thing in the basement.

No.

Jack said it's just a rat in the basement.

These don't look rats.

It's way bigger than a rat.

So, it's not a rat.

Maybe with a little imagination,

that's what a rat could look like,

but this is far scarier than just a rat in the basement.

I know what I saw.

[eerie music]

[crickets chirping]

[monster crawling]

[tense music]

[crickets chirping]

[monster crawling] [tense music]

[monster crawling]

[monster croaking]

[monster crawling]

[monster croaking]

Help!

[Theo panting]

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Help!

Help!

[thrilling music]

Help!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Help!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Help!

[Theo panting]

What happened?

The monster was here.

There's a monster?

Oh my god, what happened?

The monster was here.

Come on.

We gotta get you cleaned up.

[dramatic music]

[eerie music]

Theo. [door knocking]

Theo, please let me in.

[Theo] You never protect me.

I'll protect myself.

Please.

[Theo] No.

Fine.

Then, I'll sleep right here.

[eerie music]

[Allison sobbing]

[distorted music]

[tense music]

Hey, come sit here, sweetie.

[Theo sobbing]

I want to go home.

We are home.

I don't like it here.

Well, you're just gonna have to get used to it.

I want to leave.

We can't leave.

Where would we go anyway?

We don't have anywhere to go.

What about Grandma's?

We can't go to Grandma's.

Why?

Because it's complicated.

I hate this place.

[feet stomping]

[dramatic music]

[doorbell ringing]

That's a pretty big cage.

It's a pretty big rat.

Hoo, uh, well, good luck.

We're gonna head out for a bit.

If you can just lock up when you leave, please.

Will do.

Hey, Theo?

Come on, Theo.

[Theo] No.

Come on.

We'll go to the park.

Leave me alone.

It'll be fun.

We'll get ice cream.

[piano music]

We're going in the car again?

[cage rattling]

What is that?

[rat squeaking]

What the fuck?

[wood snapping]

[bone breaking]

[monster croaking]

[Jack screaming]

Allison?

Allison Key?

Kyra.

Nurse Kyra.

How you doing?

I'm fine, thanks.

Wow, Theo is really looking good.

He's really grown.

Did you ever get in contact with that person I recommended?

I mean, it's just what you've been through, it's...

I'm fine.

We're fine.

Thank you.

Theo?

Allison, it wasn't your fault.

Leave us alone.

Theo.

Let's go home, buddy.

[dramatic music]

[eerie music]

I still don't know why we had to leave.

We discussed this in the car.

It's because you wanted to leave.

You only think about yourself.

Don't point.

And that is not true.

Then tell me who the woman was.

It was a long time ago.

It doesn't matter.

Who is she?

[feet stomping]

Jack?

Hello?

Jack.

[door creaking]

[Allison sighing]

You can do this.

You can do this.

[eerie music] Jack?

Hello?

Jack.

[video messenger ringing]

[Allison sighing]

Hi, Eleanor.

I didn't know if you'd pick up.

Wasn't sure I could.

How's Theo?

He's fine.

Where are you?

You know I can't tell you that.

Allison, you need to come back.

You need to bring Theo back.

We're not coming back.

Allison, I have rights.

I don't care what the court said.

He's my son.

I just wanna see my grandson.

This was a mistake.

I'm sorry.

[Eleanor] Allison, wait.

[box banging] [eerie music]

[Allison sighing]

It wasn't my fault.

[dark music]

[Allison screaming]

[phone ringing]

[music "Crystal Clear"]

? I hated ?

? Me ?

? Everything I think, thinking you're gonna stay ?

? Don't come back ?

? It hurts too much ?

? To see you ?

? Looking at me ?

? Don't say that I think it's too much ?

? Can't breathe ?

? Can't handle the pain ?

? Need the closure ?

? I need bolder ?

? Can't stop ?

? Won't stop ?

? Heavy breathing ?

? Blood still streaming ?

? Could you make it crystal clear, oh ?

? Oh ?

? Oh ?

? Oh ?

? Crystal clear ?

Pull over.

I feel sick.

Pull over.

I feel sick.

Pull over.

[Allison coughing]

And you're the embarrassing one

taking me away from my friends.

Allison, your drunk coworkers aren't your friends.

Least I have friends.

You're a mean drunk.

And keep it down.

Theo's asleep.

You just never wanna talk about anything important.

Important?

Allison, I'm sick of having the same conversation

with you over and over.

Oh, and by the way, you wanna talk about important?

You wanna talk about important?

Your boss called today.

You wanna guess what important thing he had to say?

They're gonna fire you.

The school called today also.

You forgot to pick Theo up.

And let's talk about another important thing.

You need to go to rehab again.

Fuck you.

Is this the mother you wanted to be?

[tires screeching]

[Steve screaming]

No.

[Theo] Daddy?

[Steve] I don't wanna have this fight again.

Theo, keep it down, Theo.

The school called. [monster screeching]

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy!

[rock music]

? Oh ?

? Crystal clear ?

? Oh ?

? Mm, mm ?

? Crystal clear ?

Nine, nine.

No.

911.

[Dispatcher] This is 911.

What's your emergency?

There is a monster in the room,

and I don't know where my mom is.

[Dispatcher] What's the address?

I don't know.

It's a scary green house.

[Dispatcher] If you don't know the address,

I'm tracking the GPS.

I'm scared.

[Dispatcher] Find a safe place to hide

until the police arrive.

Got it.

[Dispatcher] Stay on the line.

[door knocking]

[doorbell ringing]

[doorbell ringing]

Go away.

[doorbell ringing]

Go away.

I'm tired.

[door banging]

Police.

Ma'am, we've received a 911 call from this residence

indicating that someone might be in trouble.

Ma'am, are you the only one in the house?

Yes.

No.

My son is here.

Where is he?

Upstairs.

Ma'am, the call we received indicated

that there may be an intruder in the house.

I haven't heard anyone.

Ma'am, we received a call from a scared little boy.

I'm gonna have to ask you some questions.

Okay.

Do you mind if I look around?

Come on in.

[tense music]

[doorknob squeaking]

[boxes thudding]

Wait there.

I'm gonna go check it out.

[eerie music]

Hi, sweetie.

I'm Officer Stryker.

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Hey.

Oh, good.

Oh, you scared me.

What's your name?

Theo.

Theo, that's a cool name.

Theo, who's this?

Bunny.

Bunny, nice to meet you, Bunny and Theo.

Are you okay?

You promise?

Are you really okay?

Is somebody hurting you?

The monster.

The monster?

Where's the monster?

In this house.

What does the monster look like, Theo?

A spider.

Like a spider?

Theo, can you look at me for a second?

Like this, like a spider?

Can you describe what the spider looks like?

Bigger.

Bigger?

Theo, I've been where you are.

When I was your age, everything was so big and scary.

But guess what, I grew up, I got bigger,

and I got stronger, and I know you will too.

If you ever get scared and you need anything,

you call me and I'll be right there.

Okay, I'm gonna go talk to your mom in private.

I'm gonna be right around the corner.

Are you okay here?

Look at me, Theo.

You gonna be okay here?

Promise?

Okay.

You are such a brave boy.

You and Bunny.

So brave.

Bye, Theo.

Bye, Bunny.

I'll be right around the corner if you need me.

[tense music]

[door creaking]

Estes, I found the kid.

He's safe downstairs.

I'll be damned.

[creepy music]

Ma'am, how much have you had to drink tonight?

I've had a couple drinks.

In my own house.

It seems like you've had quite a few.

Everything's fine upstairs.

I think I might've figured out

who the possible intruder might be.

When I was looking around,

I saw the trashcan had been rummaged through.

A raccoon may have possibly come in through the window

and was looking around for food.

Sounds like a false alarm.

Yes, it does.

Ma'am, I suggest you be a little more careful

around those open windows.

Thank you, sir.

I will.

Ma'am, I suggest you don't consume so much alcohol

when you have a minor around.

Thank you, ma'am, I will take that to heart.

Ma'am, here's our information

if you have any further questions.

Thank you, officer.

[orchestral music]

[insects chirping]

[birds chirping]

[phone beeping]

Hi, George.

It's Allison Key.

I've been trying to get a hold of Jack.

He came by yesterday and started fixing some things

and left his toolbox here, and I was hoping

he could finish spraying for bugs.

So, if you could give me a call

when you get a hold of him, I'd be super grateful.

Thank you.

Hope you're having a good day.

[phone beeping]

[Allison chuckles]

[door knocking]

Theo, are you okay?

Why is the door locked?

I'm just reading comic books.

Okay, well, I'm gonna go fix some things.

Okay, I'm gonna get back to my comic book.

Speed Tick's in danger.

Well, I'm sure he'll think his way

out of whatever trouble he's gotten himself into.

I think he will.

I think he has a plan for the bad guy.

Hey, sport, you know I love you more than anything, right?

I know.

[orchestral music]

[foreboding music]

[insects chirping]

[percussive music]

This is the end of you now.

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

[utensils rattling] [dramatic music]

I know they put a flashlight in here.

Don't you judge me.

[tense music]

[Theo panting]

Jack, is that you?

Holy smokes.

What is all this stuff?

It kind of looks like a lab.

Ugh.

Men never clean up after themselves.

[liquid hissing]

Ugh.

That cheap bastard has watered it down.

[tense music]

[monster croaking]

Theo, is that you?

[monster scratching]

[lighter clicking]

[tense music]

[monster croaking] [Allison shrieking]

Fucking raccoon.

[tense music]

[monster croaking]

George.

This is the second time I've called.

I haven't heard from you or from Jack.

You can't water down bug spray

and expect it to work, you cheap ass bastard.

You thought I wouldn't notice.

I am very aware.

I need you to send Jack here today.

Thank you.

So, who are you, Mr. Scientist?

[Dr. Frank] Lizzie's getting worse.

Her headaches are nonstop.

My fear is that the cancer is spreading

more rapidly than originally diagnosed.

My last mixture did not slow down the cancer,

but I am positive I found the cure.

The scorpion venom was not powerful enough.

The scorpion needed to be genetically crossbred

with another creature's venom to be more powerful.

I've also added growth hormones

to speed up the production of the venom.

My research into the DNA of the chimera indicates

that this unique cross of a spider and scorpion

should produce a proper type of venom.

I think I've finally succeeded.

I'm confident this will cure Lizzie.

Daddy?

Just one second, honey.

I don't feel very well.

It's gonna be okay.

I've found the cure.

No more shots, Daddy.

It's time.

No.

We're gonna fight.

Lizzie?

Lizzie.

Lizzie, please, wake up.

Lizzie.

Please, no.

Lizzie, wake up.

Lizzie, come on.

Come on, baby.

Lizzie, come on.

Come on, baby, come on.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Come on, baby.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Come on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on.

[distorted music]

Come on, baby.

Come on.

Come on.

Wake up.

Lizzie, wake up.

Come on, Lizzie.

[Lizzie gasping] There we go.

There we go.

Lizzie, good job.

Why?

No, Lizzie, please.

Wake up.

Wake up.

Wake up, please.

Wake up, please, Lizzie.

Come on.

Wake up.

[eerie music] [Dr. Frank sobbing]

No.

No.

No, no, no, no.

We'll meet again little one.

We'll meet again.

[somber music]

[Dr. Frank gurgling]

[tense music]

Oh, what happened to this little girl?

[eerie music]

[insects chirping]

Theo?

Theo?

Theo.

Theo? [eerie music]

Oh my god.

What's happened?

[phone beeping]

[Dispatcher] 911, what's your emergency?

My son is missing.

[Dispatcher] How long has he been missing?

I don't know.

[Dispatcher] Ma'am, how old is your son?

I'm sorry.

[Dispatcher] What's your address?

Hello?

Ma'am, stay on the line.

[Allison sobbing] [tense music]

[stairs creaking]

Theo!

[door knocking]

Police, we're coming in.

Ma'am, we're responding to a 911 call.

Do you understand?

Yes, finally.

Where's your son?

I don't know.

That's why I called you.

When was the last time you saw your son?

I can't remember.

Could he be at a friend's house, a neighbor's house?

We just moved here.

No, we don't know anyone.

Has anybody been to the house

since the last time you saw your son?

No.

The only people that know we're here

are the landlord and the handyman.

Could they have kidnapped my son?

I'll go up and take a look around.

Ma'am, how much have you had to drink this time?

It's none of your business.

Oh, actually, it is my business.

Fuck you.

You are under arrest.

Ms. Key, you have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used against you

in a court of law.

You have the right to an attorney.

If you cannot afford an attorney,

one will be appointed to you.

[tense music] [stairs creaking]

Where are you, kid?

[Allison sobbing] [tense music]

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I never meant for any of this to happen.

Alcoholics never do.

Please find my son.

He's all I have left.

We will do everything in our power to find your son.

And, when we do, I will do everything in my power

to protect him from you.

What if he's right?

What if there's a monster?

Look at yourself.

The only monster here is you.

You sit there and sober up.

[tense music]

[monster squelching]

[Officer Estes screaming] [monster shrieking]

Estes, are you okay? [gun firing]

Officer down.

I repeat, officer down.

Send backup immediately.

Estes, who did this?

Find the boy and get the fuck out now.

Estes, you stay with me.

Estes.

Estes, who did this?

Stay with me, Estes.

Estes.

I gotta get outta here.

I gotta get you outta here.

[Theo crys out from a distance] Help

Come on, I gotta get you outta here.

Not without my son. [Officer Stryker yelling]

[Allison screaming] [thrilling music]

Theo?

Oh my god, Jack.

[monster croaking]

[monster croaking]

[Officer Stryker screaming]

Theo?

Help, I'm trapped.

I'm stuck in the web.

I'll get you out.

Ow.

You can't.

Yes, we can.

Remember the elephant?

Yeah.

The elephant didn't get free

because it didn't think it could.

We will be free.

[monster squelching]

Move slowly.

It's part spider.

It senses your movement.

Sh.

Hide.

I'll protect you.

I'll lure it away from you.

[thrilling music]

[monster squelching]

I'm here.

Come and get me, you son of a bitch.

[tense music]

[monster croaking]

[gun firing] [monster shrieking]

Theo.

[gun firing] [monster shrieking]

Theo?

Come on, come on.

Come on.

[monster croaking]

Bunny.

Wait.

Bunny.

Bunny.

[monster croaking]

It doesn't want to leave its nest.

Theo, get back.

[glass shattering]

[flames roaring] [monster croaking]

I told you I would protect you.

[monster shrieking]

Come on. [sirens wailing]

[flames crackling]

[orchestral music]

Hey.

How are you?

Good, thanks.

Congratulations on 180 days.

Thank you.

I would not be here without you.

You know that.

You did all the hard work.

Well, without your persistence,

I wouldn't have started it.

I'm there for you.

I know.

How's Theo doing?

All right, thanks.

Two nightmares this week, but just is what it is.

Okay, well, he's a tough kid.

- I'm sure he'll get past this. - Yeah.

It's just day by day, you know?

- All of it. - Yeah.

We're all day-to-day.

So, hey, let's get inside.

I know you got a speech to give.

180 days, that's something to be proud of.

Really, thank you.

Oh, please don't thank me.

It was all you.

You did the hard work.

Come on, let's go.

[tense music]

[exterminator coughing]

I forgot the masks.

Masks?

We don't need no stinking masks.

Besides, this stuff is organic.

This is basically useless.

Yeah, but we get to charge three times more.

This place reminds me of my childhood.

You make this stuff yourself?

Some of it.

You know, glad fire got here when they did,

otherwise this place would've gone up.

You ever smelled one?

It'd be a lot easier to torch this place than to clean it.

What the fuck is that?

Oh my god.

- Oh. - Oh no.

It's just the doorway.

I thought it was a jackalope.

Smells like a jackalope down here.

I smelled a dead one.

I have not smelled a live jackalope.

No, oddly enough, the live one's worse than the dead one.

They're worse?

- They get better- - Go figure.

- With death? - Yeah.

I'm sure I tasted a lot.

I think that's all of them.

Should I spray in the vents?

Nah, I don't think so.

That seems like a lot of work.

I feel like we've wrapped this up.

Yeah.

But are they gonna, should we stay down here,

or do we get paid by the hour?

Well, we could take a long time to take this backpack off.

We should dump some of this out,

looks like where we sprayed.

Get something to eat?

- I am very hungry. - Garbage plates?

Is there a jackalope restaurant around here?

Put that on the garbage plate.

Race you to the van.

All right, I'll give you a headstart.

- Oh, fuck. - Oh, mother of...

That must be one fucking spider.

What is it, it's like a ride share here?

It's huge.

Looks like a bounce house.

You know what, this is so effed up.

We're here to kill bugs, not to clean up after them.

I'm out.

[stairs creaking]

[candy rattling]

[candy rattling]

Where are you?

Hm?

[candy rattling]

Where are you?

[George gasps]

I see the baby.

Oh, look at that little baby.

Come on.

Come on.

Look at your treat.

Come on.

[lips smacking]

Oh, look at that good baby.

Come on.

[lips smacking]

That's a good boy.

Yes.

Look at that.

I know.

Those mean old people, they hurt Mommy.

But you know what?

Daddy's here.

And no one is ever gonna hurt you again.

That's a good baby.

Come on.

Let's go someplace safe.

Someplace where you can grow and grow and grow.

[tense music]

[dramatic music]

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[monster shrieking]