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- What happened?

- Ruby happened.

- Come again?

- Red hair. Evil to the bone.

She has it in for me.

- I got banished into the middle of nowhere

by a vindictive teenager?

And I thought you were bad.

- Aw, thanks. [laughs]

Wait, you meant that in a bad way, didn't you?

- Oh, no. - What's wrong?

- We're in deep, deep trouble.

- Why? Where are we?

- LEO: You see that fog...

rising beyond those wetlands?

That is the Bad Realm.

- I had heard about the Realm being divided

between good witches and bad witches,

but I just didn't think-- - It was real?

Oh, it's really, all right.

The Bad Realm is treacherous territory--

teeming with evil.

[labored breathing]

A human wouldn't last five minutes out there.

- I got this!

I'll just text Emma and she can tele-transport us to the pool.

Oh, come on! No cell service in the Bad Realm?

What is this--oh! Oh, no!

- Andi, the cell is the least of your problems.

- Says you! That was a brand new case.

- Andi!

If we don't get off this raft,

we're headed directly into the heart of the Bad Realm.

- *

* It must be magic

* It's happenin'

* Some crazy things

* I can't do this without you *

* Just keep your W.I.T.S. about you *

* It must be magic

* Look what we're doing here *

* There's something brewing here *

* It must be magic

* We got that spirit here

* We'll never disappear

* It must be

* It must be magic

- JESSIE: Hey, Benny, wait up.

- Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

[sighing]

- JESSIE: You mean Cameron drooling over Ruby?

He always does that.

- No, the Dyad tree. - Oh.

- It's healthy, strong and the Realm is safe...

all because of me.

- And me.

- True, but the Chosen One didn't call on you

personally to help her heal the tree.

- Where's the Old Ben--

the anxious Ben, the nervous Ben,

the I'm-Allergic- To-Everything, Ben?

I miss that Ben.

- Have you guys seen Andi?

She didn't sleep in our dorm last night.

- Oh, no. Do you think something happened?

I can't get a new Guardian now.

I'm just starting to become well adjusted.

- And there's the old Ben.

Good to have you back.

- VOICE ANNOUNCING: Attention, students.

- It is with great excitement that I announce to you

the final, and most daring, challenge of the semester--

the Magic Melee.

- It's like multiplayer mode in your favorite video game--

every team fighting at the same time,

casting spells and taking each other out.

Last team standing wins.

- [groaning] Oh, give me that.

We have given you the requisite tools.

Now it's up to you to apply them.

Train hard, right fair,

and may the best team win.

Now it's your turn.

- Uh, Guardians must assemble in the library

this afternoon to register team names.

Please refer to the Magic Melee

Registration Handbook for further instructions.

- Now what? We can't start training without Andi.

- Don't worry, guys. She's probably still with Emma.

You know, I'm sure they're just catching up.

You know how girl talk can get.

- Rubinettes, we have a problem.

- What's the problem?

- And what are Rubinettes?

- We are. It's our team name for the Melee.

- What...are these?

- You know, if you don't like it,

you can just go.

I need to talk to your sister anyway...

alone.

- About what?

- I'll catch up with you later. - Fine!

I'm getting really tired of you guys keeping secrets from me.

- Do you guys know where Andi is?

- RUBY: In the gym! - EMILY: In the cafeteria!

- JESSIE: [sighing]

- That is our problem.

We need to bring Andi back.

If she doesn't show up to register her team name,

Agamemnon will know something's up.

And who do you think he's gonna point his finger at?

- The Rubinettes? - Exactly.

- What are we going to do?

- We're going to create our own Andi.

- We have to get to shore. - Say no more.

You're looking at the fastest sidestroker at Iridium High.

- Look, Andi, Andi!

- It's okay. I was on the swim team.

- Andi, water snakes.

Bad witches breed them in the river

to protect the border.

Highly venomous.

- Aw. And yet they look so sweet.

Do you have anything in your tool belt we could use?

A couple of paddles? A big sail?

An outboard motor?

- Just my Magic Muffler,

and if we end up where I think we will,

I'm gonna need it.

- There's gotta be something here we can use.

- Stop making sudden movements!

You're going to fall off.

Hang on.

Ow! I mean, wait! - Oh.

- LEO: [sighing] - What is it?

- Our last chance to make it to the shore

before we cross into the Bad Realm.

- *

- [video game sound effects]

- Hey! What the--

Very funny.

What do you want?

- Ruby and I came up with this really cool spell

and we wanted to know if you'd try it with us.

- So, you need my help.

- Yes, we do.

- I'm your brother, Em.

Why are you keeping secrets from me?

- [sighing]

Because...

I want you to think I'm cool,

and fun, like Jessie.

- What? But you are fun.

- No, I'm not.

I barely even have powers.

- Then how come my controller is still floating above my head?

- Listen...

I found this sap...

from the Dyad tree.

It makes my powers stronger, but it wears off.

That's why I need your help.

Ruby wants me to try this spell,

but I can't do it on my own.

- Dude, you're my sister.

Of course, I'll help you.

- *

- Hey, Mom.

Yeah, big final coming up at the end of this week.

I...

I know it's my last chance to climb up the rankings.

Uh...okay, okay, okay.

I won't let you down.

- I looked through the photos I took of the Conjure-pedia pages

and I think I found a spell we can use.

- A Replication Spell? - Yep.

- But it's only for shiny objects.

- The photo I have of Andi is high gloss.

- Guys, why are you making a copy of Andi?

- Well, Ruby and I--

- Thought it would be funny, you know, as a little prank.

- A prank?

Awesome!

Whoa!

It even works on you.

Can I try?

- No way.

Any more magic and you might explode.

Everybody ready?

- ALL: This photo should do the trick,

now replicate what's in this pic!

[powers zapping]

- Oh, my gosh, we did it.

- It worked.

- Ooh! Shiny!

- *

- Uh, okay.

So, she's a little wonky.

Nobody'll notice.

- Ready, Ben? - Ready.

- We want to win first prize,

let stars blind his eyes! [powers zapping]

- Oh! So shiny!

- Don't blame me. You walked right into that one.

- Aw, man, I loved those twinkly little stars.

- You mean you're not mad?

- No, I'm cool!

- You...cool?

Really?

- What do ya call this?

- *

- Okay, so what's your plan?

- Jump off the raft and pull it to shore.

- Wait. What about the water snakes?

- At least one of us will make it.

- One of us?

Do you know what Luke will do to me

if I let his beloved uncle become snake bait?

And, besides, I don't wanna be

in some creepy old shack by myself.

That's like a scene in every horror movie.

- Well, do you have any suggestions?

- Do you have any gadgets with a sharp edge?

Yeah, that'll do.

- What? Destroying the raft is your plan?

- Grab a log.

- *

- [grunting]

- *

- [grunting]

- *

- [grunting]

- What happened to mac 'n cheese?

- Clogs your arteries, slows you down.

You need to be lean, mean magic machines.

- What's in this?

- Oh, you know, standard smoothie--

fruits, vegetables...

a little... [fake cough] octopus.

Very high in protein.

We're gonna start a new regimen--

two sessions of Attack Spells a day,

workouts in between.

What? What are you doing?

- Taking a nap.

Just talking about this is making me tired.

- You can't nap here.

- Good point.

- Maybe I need to be more clear.

If we're the first team out of the Magic Melee,

we end this term at the bottom of the board.

- What? Does that mean we lose all our points?

- That's exactly what it means.

So, chow down, soldiers. We're going to war.

- Don't say anything. Just let me talk.

I said--

Why are you smiling at me?

- I can see my tiny reflection

in all those shiny buttons on your shirt.

- Can you be serious for a moment?

Not that serious.

Anyway, so here's the thing...

You were right.

I need to stop listening to my family

and start listening to my heart.

And, so, I did and do you know what my heart said?

- Ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum?

- It said that I do wanna become Guardian to the Chosen One.

But I don't wanna lose you as a friend.

May the best team win.

What do you say?

- Oh, the shiny hair girl! I love her!

- Wait. What?

- *

- Never say "can't" to a Cruz.

- LEO: [sighing]

You know...

maybe you would make a pretty good Guardian.

- To the Chosen One?

- Don't get ahead of yourself.

- [indistinct eerie voice]

- What was that?

- A cursed witch? An evil warlock?

Or it could be a phantom spell.

- [eerie voice continues] - We're about to find out.

- Okay, you're gonna get on top of the roof,

I'm gonna knock on the door,

and whatever comes out, you jump on it.

- [eerie voice continues]

- Or we just walk inside.

And I thought I was messy.

- [eerie voice continues]

- [turns off tape recorder] - What is it?

- Ancient chants.

- Never heard of them. Are they any good?

- Not a band.

They're chants that are believed to keep bad witches away.

- Right.

That makes more sense.

So, who do you think lives here?

- Well, this could be a safe house...

or a trap.

I wouldn't touch that. That could be dangerous.

- Or it could be an emergency beacon

that might get us out of here.

- I'll find us some tools.

- Now you're talking my language.

- LEO: [chuckling]

- CAMERON: Next?

Ah, Mr. Archer.

Have you familiarized yourself

with the Magic Melee Registration Procedure?

- The...Magic...Me...

Huh?

Oh, yeah, great read.

I'm only on page two.

Can't wait to find out how it ends.

- Well, here's the abridged version.

You hand me your pull ticket with your number on it,

then state your team name, at which point

an official member of the Magic Melee Committee, a.k.a., me,

will decide whether to approve or deny your chosen team name.

Once you're approved--

- Magical Mavericks. - Approved. Next?

Team name?

- The Dazzling Super-Duper Spell Attack Troopers.

- That won't fit on your team badge.

Try again.

- [directory beeping]

- Oh, so shiny!

- Approved.

The Oh-So-Shinies. [snickering]

- [directory beeping]

- [smacks desk] Sanders, Kim!

Team name-- The Berserkers--

born to rule the Magic Melee.

- Points for enthusiasm.

But those aren't approved Melee registration colors.

- Approved colors?

- CAMERON: [sighing]

[straining]

- Oh! Oh!

- *

- Hey, Andi!

Uh, we've been thinking...

now you've been working so hard lately,

you know, helping us train, helping Emma.

We think you deserve some downtime.

- Oh, I know!

Let's polish every trophy in the trophy case.

- Yeah, ha, we have a better idea.

- Just, uh, come with us.

[chattering]

Man, Zombie Apocalypse 3 is off the chain.

- Hey, Andi, where do I find the hidden chainsaw

in the warehouse level?

- In the...

chainsaw hiding place?

- How can she not know that?

It's her favorite video game.

- Okay, okay, it's weird.

But there's no reason to panic.

- *

- Mushroom onion pizza-- hold the onion?

- Ew!

Do you have something with olives?

Shiny little olives?

- *

- Mushroom onion pizza-- hold the onion

is her favorite.

- Oh, I hope this works.

We'd better hurry up. It'll be dark soon.

- What? Are you afraid of the dark?

- Witches come out in the dark.

They hunt in the dark.

They prowl in the dark.

They look for prey in the dark.

- Okay, I can see where Luke gets his intensity from.

- LEO: [sighing]

Luke's a good kid, you know?

- He's all right--

when he's not trying to convince Emma

he should be her Guardian.

- It's what he wants.

- That's what he wants, or is it what you want?

All right, time to take this bad boy for a spin.

- [beacon bleeping]

- LEO: [laughing]

Does this mean it's working?

- You bet.

Right now it's broadcasting a "Mayday" signal

with our coordinates in all frequencies.

- How long do you think it's gonna take

for someone to realize that Andi is not the real Andi?

- Why would they?

She looks just like her.

They'll just figure

Andi's having a bad week, that's all.

- Check me out.

I'm about to get pitted in this gnarly wave.

- Will you guys stop goofing off?

Sorry, but we need to pull ourselves together.

Take five.

- Don't worry, when you fail out of the Academy,

you can always open a gear shop.

- Last time I checked,

your name was below mine on the board.

- A temporary setback.

I've been a little preoccupied this term.

- So have I.

My first roommate was a total drama queen.

But that's over now

and I'm gonna win the Magic Melee no matter what.

- Or you'll end up just like everyone else in your family--

failing to graduate from the Academy.

I guess you could say it's a family tradition.

- That's exactly why I moved out of our dorm.

- You mean my dorm.

- Nothing. No one's coming for us.

Are you sure the beacon is working?

- Oh, it's working.

Maybe we just need to put it on the porch.

You know, increase the range.

- [door rattling] - [beacon beeping quietly]

- It's locked. Why is it locked?

- Oh, no.

- Was that "Oh, no" an "Oh, no, it's fine"

or "Oh, no, this is really bad"?

- This was a trap...

and we walked right into it.

- Oh, no.

- Team names have been registered

and vetted by me personally, sir.

- Hm. Hm.

Well done, Cameron.

I must say, with the exception of the laptop snafu,

you've been doing an excellent job lately.

- [gasping]

Thank you, Headmaster Agamemnon.

With a mentor like you, it's easy to excel.

- Oh, it is, isn't it?

Let us examine the tree, shall we?

Yes.

Hm, I detect an increase

of 300 Mandilars over the Delta Factor.

The Dyad tree is healing...

but much slower than I'd hoped for.

- What could that mean, sir?

- It means that if any more damage,

even the slightest bit, is done to the tree...

it may not survive.

- This was, hands down, the best downtime ever.

We should do it again sometime.

* If you're down for it

Oh!

- Time to get down to business.

- Whoa! - What's wrong?

- Don't look through the lens.

She's entirely made of magic.

- Go away, bookie! It's my toy.

- What? No way.

- What is he saying?

- He says that is not the real Andi.

- But if that's not Andi, that means...

- Andi's missing.

- *