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- Andi's been a thorn in my side,

make her docile and enjoy the ride!

[powers zapping]

Oh!

What just happened?

Andi?

It's so good to see you, sweetie.

Give me a hug!

- What?

- How long has it been?

- You never left. What...?

So, you don't remember any of what just happened?

- My head's a little fuzzy.

I'm sorry, but no I don't.

- Andi, are you--

Oh, hi, Ruby.

- [squealing] Kimmy!

- Oh! Oh, come on now!

- It's best to just let her finish.

- Did you fall and hit your head recently?

- I don't think so.

Oh, I have a great idea! - ANDI & KIM: [startle]

- What if you all come back to my room

and we can friendship journal?

[excited squeal]

- Hmmm, where did I put my Tri-Phase

micro-optics energy Spell Booster?

- Headmaster, I'm sorry to interrupt,

but someone has stolen my Disciplinary Incentive Devices.

- Your what?

- My air horns.

Someone keeps taking my air horns.

- Why do you have air horns?

- They help me mold the minds of tomorrow today.

I thought I simply misplaced the first one,

and then the second one disappeared.

- First my Spell Booster and then air horns.

Do you have any idea who could have done this?

- Oh, I know exactly who stole them--

Cameron!

- * It must be magic

* It's happenin'

* Some crazy things

* I can't do this without you *

* Just keep your W.I.T.S. about you *

* It must be magic

* Look what we're doing here *

* There's something brewing here *

* It must be magic

* We got that spirit here

* We'll never disappear

* It must be

* It must be magic

- Cameron? That's impossible.

- He came by looking for that "Ruby" girl.

I turned my back for one second and they were gone.

- Coach Foiler, can I trust you with sensitive information?

- Of course.

- I'm hunting a thieving fugitive

that escaped from Limbo.

She was known as "Malas Manos," "Bad Hands."

Where was Cameron before he was prefect?

- He was a student at the Academy.

Not the best student.

Finished at the bottom of the board.

But he more than makes up for it now

with his dedication and enthusiasm.

Leo, may I remind you-- you are looking for a witch.

- Who placed a hex on her own "Wanted" poster.

Perhaps this fugitive used a Doppelganger Spell

to impersonate Cameron.

- What is going on?

- Ruby attacked me.

She was chasing me and throwing magic.

- What? Ruby has powers?

- I don't know.

And then my shield bounced the Docile Spell

right back at her and she became

all carnations and bubblegum.

- Well, why doesn't she remember anything?

- The amulet in my shield

must have amplified the spell and jarred her memory somehow.

- KIM: Oh.

- Oh, no, I don't have any journals.

- Can you make some with your magic?

- Me? [laughing]

I don't have any powers.

- Oh, why don't you try?

You know, maybe they finally developed.

- Okay, silly, I'll try for you.

Journals, journals, pink and blue,

one for me and two for you!

You see? No powers.

But that's okay. We all have a purpose.

Hey, what if we paint our toes

and French braid our hair?

- Oh, yeah, that sounds like so much fun.

But, uh, you know what?

It's getting late. - KIM: Oh.

Look. - It's almost, um...

Ooh, 5:00 o'clock. - Oh...

- Yeah, let's just call it a night,

and, uh, we can paint our toes

and French bread hair in the morning.

- Okay. [giggling]

Oh, one more hug?

- Uh, I'll take a rain check.

- RUBY: [whimpers]

- Give her a hug.

- Hm?

- I appreciate you so much.

- Uh-huh? Okay.

Good night. Go. Go. Go. Go.

That was like the weirdest experience of my entire life.

We have to tell Agamemnon.

- And say what?

Ruby's powers are gone and she doesn't remember anything?

We have to figure out how she got her powers

before she turns back to normal and tries to blast me again.

- Hopefully, she won't draw that much attention

to herself while we look for the answers.

- *

- Who wants muffins?

- What are you doing?

- Well, I went to bed so early, I figured

I'd get a jump on the day and do some baking.

- What time is it? - Almost 5:00.

- ANDI & KIM: [groaning]

- [whispering] Kimmy? - What?

- I mixed in a ton of Realmberries

so every bite's a "berry-plosion."

- Hey, Ruby?

Can you come back when it's, you know, light outside?

- Oh...okay.

Sleep tight.

Don't let the bed bugs bite. [giggling]

- Last night was a nightmare.

- Nightmares only happen when you're asleep.

This makes no sense.

Even Hex doesn't have an explanation

for Ruby's sudden loss and gain of powers.

- Morning, all.

Just, uh, check the box next to what you want.

- What's this?

- Ruby's pastry cards.

Choose one of three.

- She's making muffins for the whole Academy?

- Ha! No.

You have your choice of muffins, croissants or donuts.

- This is the best donut I've ever had.

- How is this custard so good?

- She churns it by hand and then individually

injects the custard into every donut.

- [palm slaps]

- So much for nobody noticing she's different.

We have to act fast.

Are you listening to me?

- If you give Ruby 24 hours notice,

she'll make you a quiche.

- Good morning, all.

Today we're gonna tackle something a little different.

Guardians, you get to decide

whether your teams work on improving shields...

or practicing spells.

The time is yours.

Use it wisely.

- Hey, can we talk?

- Oh, yeah, just meet me under the tree at 4:00 o'clock.

- So, what are we gonna do--shields or magic?

- Research. - Huh?

- Meet me in the library.

We have a lot of work to do.

- JESSIE: What? Where is she going?

- Why is Ruby stealing our shield?

- Um...let's find out.

- Agamemnon is going to distract Cameron

while I search his room.

- I didn't order five dozen donuts.

I ordered five dozen muffins.

[patting chin] Think of the gobbler.

How long will this take to fix?

- Well, Ruby's training her WITs, so can't you just...

magically turn them into muffins?

- I could, but there's nothing so delicious

as a handmade muffin.

- Well, I guess I get to strap on the old baker's apron.

- Perfect.

- Ruby? - What are you doing?

- Ben! Jessie!

- You know our names?

- Of course, I know your names, sweetie.

How could I not remember such adorable WITs?

- Why are you giving our shield a coat?

- It does look like that, doesn't it?

I mean, what if somebody hurts themselves on it?

- But the assignment is to build a shield

that will defend you against a magic attack.

- And I'm saying, if you deal with confrontation properly,

it will never come to blows,

and a magic shield won't be needed.

- So, why does our shield look like a hamster?

- Well, if talking fails

and your opponent insists on using aggression,

give him this shield...

and I guarantee this fur will change his mind.

Just hug it out.

Hug away the rage.

- I, uh...

I could use a deputy.

- I don't rattle under pressure.

By the power vested in me, I hereby deputize...

What's your name? - Amelia.

- I hereby deputize Amelia Foiler

as a secret, undercover FRU agent.

- FRU?

- Fugitive Recovery Unit.

- So, what are we researching?

- I have to look into how someone

without magic powers could suddenly gain them.

- Why do you want to--

I mean, what does that have to do with our assignment?

- It's just a little background information

I thought would help us.

I'm gonna start down here. You guys check upstairs.

- ETHAN: Okay.

Emily, you coming?

- Yeah.

- I've been looking all over for you.

Listen, I'm sorry, okay?

I was gonna meet you and then--

And then you weren't wearing your watch

and, uh, all the clocks in the Academy broke.

I totally understand.

- No, I was trying to get advice

on how to improve my shield.

- Look, it's really okay.

We should be focusing on our training anyway.

- So, we're...we're good?

- Yeah, I guess.

- I feel like you're not listening.

- I am listening.

I don't think there's anything else to say.

- You don't understand the pressure

of what's it's like growing up in the Realm.

- Oh, is that something I don't understand because I'm human?

- No, it's the pressure that I'm under

to be the Guardian to the Chosen One.

- Well, you need to stop worrying about

what everyone else wants you to be.

The only pressure you should be under is to be yourself.

- What are we looking for?

- Anything out of the ordinary.

- A podium on wheels?

- I don't know if that's suspect.

That's just odd.

Aha!

- That looks like stuff you'd get at a spa.

- Exactly.

Once a fugitive's spent time in Limbo,

they tend to be a little...

- Stressed out? - Stinky.

Everyone I've ever busted has always had

an assortment of salves, tonics and perfumes with 'em.

They'll do anything to get it off.

But it doesn't work.

Can't hide the stench of evil.

- Leo!

[gasping]

My air horns.

- Agamemnon's missing Micro-Phase

tri-optics energy Spell Booster.

Mr. Cameron Masters is squirreling stuff away--

trying to make a break for it.

We need to leave the loot where it is for now.

- What do you mean? - We can't tip him off

we know where he is. - But...

- We'll get everything back soon.

- Guess we're gonna have to hang out with Ruby,

really get close to her and see if we learn--

- [knock at door]

- Hi, guys!

Oh, I'm so glad you're all here.

Okay, so, I've been doing a lot of thinking

and I realized there's

way too much competition at the Academy.

- Isn't that why we're here--to learn

and push ourselves through competition?

- That's what it's been for the past few hundred years, yes.

I want to create a place

where students can reflect and replenish.

- Huh?

- Ladies, I need your help for a very special project.

We're going to transform my dorm room.

- "Ruby's Relaxation Room"?

- KIM: "A Place of Gentle Non-Confrontation"?

- ANDI: "Hug Therapy Corner, Art Journal Area...

a basket by always-open door"?

- Leave your shoes and worries

in the basket outside.

What do you say?

- We're in! - RUBY: [squeals]

- *

*

- Hey, Andi, help me with the surround sound, will you?

- Oh, sure.

Ugh, gross.

No, you know, I think the subwoofer should go there.

- What is this?

Be right back, guys.

- Okay. - We'll be here.

- Why can't we just go to Andi for help?

- Remember, if we run into any problems with our assignment,

Cameron is the guy to talk to.

Besides, he helped us last time.

[knocking on door] Cameron?

Cameron?

- He's not here.

Where could he be?

- *

- [coughing]

- We're gonna fail our assignment

if we can't fix Ruby.

- Hey! What's this?

- Quite the hoarder.

- Hey, isn't this what Cameron used

to see the healing spell I put on your wrist?

- Yeah. - We can use this on Ruby

to see if she has a spell on her.

And, if she does, we can reverse it ourselves.

- Won't he mind that we're borrowing it?

- Well, we'll return it before he even knows.

- I don't know.

- We just got to second place on the board.

Do you really wanna lose our position

because Ruby went all peace and love on us?

- No.

I am allergic to our new shield.

- Come on.

- Okay.

- *

- [gentle chiming]

- *

- [triangle chiming]

- Ethan, what are you doing?

- Keeping time with my inner calm.

- *

- Okay, everyone, time to replenish.

Where's Andi?

- The wave audio went from calming to tsunami,

so she went to get her tool belt.

- [triangle chiming]

- Are you crazy?

- Crazy relaxed.

Could you take off your shoes?

- You can't share that with everyone.

May I speak to you outside for a moment, please?

- Sure.

- [triangle chiming]

- EMILY: [groaning]

Did you tell Andi that the magic sap was in the thermos,

because she's been asking-- - Magic sap?

Ohhh, having powers would be so neat.

Ugh, I wish I hadn't dumped it.

- What do you see?

- JESSIE: She's definitely been hit.

- What's in there now?

- A restorative tea.

- Are you serious?

- It was so sticky and yucky,

I had to put on two pairs of gloves

before I scrubbed it out.

- Oh, no...

- Emily's coming. Act normal.

- Oh, hey, Emily.

- Ruby, can we talk to you for a second?

- I'll be back.

Our friend Emily needs a hug from Dolly the Dolphin.

The soft area under the flippers is the most soothing.

- EMILY: You're really creeping me out right now.

- JESSIE: Ready?

- BEN & JESSIE: Undo the spell and end this show,

give us back the Ruby we know!

[powers zapping]

- What am I wearing?

- All right, sir, five boxes of the most delicious,

nutritious Realmberry muffins you have ever tasted.

- All right, Malos Manos...

the game is up.

- What?

- Leo, no need to be overly dramatic.

Cameron, Mr. Archer wants to ask you a few questions.

- Something you wanna tell us, kid?

- I didn't use fresh Realmberries.

I tried, sir, I swear I tried.

But they're so tiny and they stain.

I've been through four different shirts

and I can't get the purple off my hands.

- We're not talking about pastries, Manos.

- Oh? What are you all talking about then?

- We're talking escaping Limbo.

We're talking about the box of stolen items

in your dorm room, stinky.

- Stinky?

- It's time you and I have a heart-to-heart.

Deputy, I want to thank you for your assistance

in apprehending this fugitive.

Once I fill out the proper paperwork,

your air horns will be returned.

- There better not be one scratch.

- Sir, this is a big misunderstanding.

Can I just tell you what-- - Son!

It's been a long couple of days.

I've got something to tell you.

- I've got something to tell you...

and you're gonna like it.

I'm sorry.

I used you.

- CAMERON & AGAMEMNON: What?

- I knew you weren't the fugitive, kid.

I had to use you to convince the real fugitive

her identity was still secret.

- Well, who is the fugitive?

- Coach Foiler.

When she came in here all gung ho

that Cameron had been stealing,

I knew she was setting him up.

- That's why you deputized her--

so you could keep a close eye on her.

- That and the badge I gave her,

which is a tracking device,

ensured everyone's safety here.

- Why don't you just arrest her now?

- I need to catch her in the act.

I need evidence.

And I need a favor from you. - What?

- You need to stay hidden

so she'll think I took you off to Limbo.

Can he stay here? - Of course.

- All right, then...

I'm gonna bag a bad guy.

- Wow. This is exciting.

- Well, I'm glad it's almost over.

- No, I mean this.

We're roomies!

- [knocking on door]

Hey, Ruby.

Wait. Where is everyone?

- I told them to leave.

- Are you tired?

Do you need a hug?

- Oh, get off me, you freak!

- Hug away the rage. Hug away the rage.

Oh, no, you're back to normal, aren't you?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

[slams door]

And you can keep this, too!

- [sputtering hair]

- Hmmm...

impressive craftsmanship...

for a human.

What do we have here?

[gasping] Sneaky. Sneaky.

[straining]

[sighing]

Some wicked glue was put to use,

let this amulet come loose! [powers zapping]

Oh.

Try winning without this, Miami.

[laughing]

I'm still gonna take you down.

- *