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- *

- Oh, no, we're late.

- We're in so much trouble.

- We're gonna have to wait

for the gates to open in the morning.

- Maybe we can build a campfire--

stay warm and illuminated.

- I don't have anything to start a fire with.

You're not...afraid of the dark, are you?

- [scoffing] No, not at all.

- Good. Me neither.

- I love the dark,

the dark, lightless, pitch black of the night.

Nothing to worry about.

- [bushes rustling]

- What's that? - What? Where?

- That--that thing with the snout

and the leathery- looking face!

- Is Ruby locked out here with us, too?

- This is no time for jokes, Andi.

There! - [bushes rustling]

- Remain calm. We must remain calm.

Oh, why is the bush moving?

The bush is moving!

- Because there's a creature inside it

waiting to leap out and attack us!

- Oh, it's coming out! Quick, get ready to tackle it!

- *

- Sorry. [clearing throat]

- It's okay. - [creature snarling]

- BOTH: [screaming]

- * It must be magic

* It's happenin'

* Some crazy things

* I can't do this without you *

* Just keep your W.I.T.S. about you *

* It must be magic

* Look what we're doing here *

* There's something brewing here *

* It must be magic

* We got that spirit here

* We'll never disappear

* It must be

* It must be magic

- ANDI & LUKE: [screaming]

- How romantic.

- Romantic? - Ha!

We were just protecting ourselves

from the very dangerous animals out there.

- Yes, snakes and armadillos can be quite terrifying.

- How did you find us?

- Cameron informed me

that two Guardians were unaccounted for.

Breaking curfew is a gross violation of Academy rules.

- It wasn't our fault.

We were just practicing and lost track of time.

Okay, so maybe it was our fault. But we didn't mean to.

- Miss Cruz, I am very disappointed in you.

After repairing the mechanical lift,

I thought you were on the right path.

And, Mr. Archer, this is quite unlike you.

I advise you to rethink your practicing partners.

As punishment for staying outside,

you will both have to stay inside.

Detention. In the library.

All day tomorrow.

- But we need to train for Fitness Finals.

If I fail, our board points will be cut in half.

- And you can spend all day tomorrow

thinking about how to make sure

you never put yourself in this situation again.

- *

- Hey, can we practice a little you-know-what today?

- Ruby, we have to practice for the final.

- I need an advantage--

anything that'll give me an edge over Andi.

- Why don't you try practicing?

- I don't have time to practice.

- Why are you so concerned about Andi?

She's at the bottom of the scoreboard.

- Exactly, and if we win the fitness final,

there's no way she'll get to the top

by the end of the term.

- You're obsessed with magic and Andi.

Ethan's no help at all.

I'm all alone here.

- Fine. I'll do it myself.

- Into my hands put a ball called foot!

[powers zapping]

- Well, that's wrong.

- Not a bad idea, though.

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Gracie.

What's with the smoothie?

- You know they have the most basic flavors here.

So, I thought to myself,

"why not combine my magic with fruity yumminess

to make the best smoothie ever."

- Apparently, she's evil to the core.

- She woke up our Guardian with an air horn.

- I hear she never sleeps.

She just stays awake

planning the next day's horrific exercise routines.

- She never washes her hair.

- And, if you fail class,

she'll take off her wooden leg and hit you with it.

- ALL: [gasping]

- So, I've heard.

- All right, everyone!

[clearing throat]

Can everyone hear me?

Good. Welcome to day one of your training.

I am Coach Foiler and it will be my pleasure

to train you this year.

I'd like to just go over a couple of guidelines.

Um, if you have to go the bathroom,

or would like a drink of water,

just ask. [laughing]

If you want to take a break,

that's fine--just ask.

I want to open a dialogue between us.

I'm here for you.

- [whispering] - Excuse me?

Hm, Ben, is it?

- Y--Yes, ma'am.

- Do you have a question?

- Do you have a twin sister?

- No. Why do you ask?

- When my Guardian talked about her training session with you,

your coaching style sounded a little...

- Harsh? - Yes, ma'am.

- [laughing]

Okay, let's see... who's your Guardian?

Ohhhh...

Miami.

- Look, I admire your spirit.

But what are we gonna do--

work out in the library?

- That's it. - Are you serious?

- Well, if we can't go out to work out,

we'll stay in and work out.

- *

- GRACIE & SEAN: This is gonna be a snap,

make a bridge to cross this gap!

[powers zapping]

- *

- LUKE & ANDI: Eighty-three, eighty-four...

- [powers zapping]

- Ethan! - You can go next.

How do we get across?

- This liquid might leave scars,

let's cross it with monkey bars!

[powers zapping]

- *

- BOTH: [laughing]

- LUKE: Okay, let's cool down.

- ANDI: What? Cool down?

How do you expect to be some hot shot Guardian

when you get winded so easily?

- I'm just pacing myself.

- Pacing yourself for the bitter taste of defeat.

- Every member of my family

has been Guardian to the Chosen One.

It's my legacy and it won't be broken by me.

- No.

It'll be broken by me.

- LUKE: [sighing]

- *

- "An Unabridged Modern History of Guardians:

Volume 2."

- Open it to any page.

- You're sitting a little close, Preppy.

- Sorry.

- "Leopold Archer."

Yeah, this guy looks intense.

Is this your uncle you keep mentioning?

- He's the one. The bravest of them all.

- Wait, if every member of your family

was a Guardian to the Chosen One, who was his?

- I heard she was going by "The Principal."

- Principal Torres? But she was evil.

- I know and as soon as he realized it,

he turned her into the Council.

- Well, what's he doing now?

- He's still out there.

Guarding. Protecting.

Fighting the forces of evil.

If there's anyone in my family

whose name I wanna live up to, it's his.

- *

- Where have you been?

I've been looking everywhere for you.

- I just ran the entire circumference

of the Western Realm.

- That's like a hundred miles. How did you--

What did you do?

- Well, you were so busy practicing,

I gave myself a Strength Spell.

- A Strength Spell?

Do you know how tricky those are?

- It wasn't that tricky.

I think I did it right.

Look, I didn't even break a sweat.

- This is the problem--

you don't look like you ran a hundred miles.

If you ace the test tomorrow with no signs of strain,

people will know something is wrong.

- Oh, you're right.

- Go back to your room and work on how to look normal.

- Okay, coach. - [palm slap]

- Ow.

- Sorry.

- That was like high-fiving a wall of cement.

And steel--with iron thrown in there for kicks.

- Hi, Gracie.

Could you, um...

maybe...

would you mind... - She'd like a smoothie.

- Only if there's enough.

- So, what does she get in exchange for this generosity?

- What would you like?

- Well...

I'd love some new Crocadilly-Do's.

They'd be great for the fitness test.

I'm a size 5 and I also like blue.

- No problem. We'll be right back.

- Hey, guys, I have an idea.

- Enjoying detention, Andi?

- No, but I did enjoy my work out.

See you tomorrow.

Wait, actually, I won't see you tomorrow...

'cause I'll be in front of you the whole time.

I'm so ready to win tomorrow's final.

- Oh, yeah?

You'd better watch your back, Andi Cruz.

- Two field hockey sticks and a ball.

- Gracie will see you now.

- Code Red!

Cameron alert!

- What? Why?

- He'll bust us for using our magic

for personal gain.

Uh, come back in ten.

- Hey, guys.

What are you doing?

- We're taking up a collection for charity and,

as you can see, the student body has been very generous.

- That's fantastic.

What charity?

- Oh, we...we haven't decided yet.

- But, since the holidays are around the corner,

we figured... - It's Fall.

- Exactly. Halloween is right around the corner.

We're gonna have to do something about him.

- Can we buy him off?

- No, he's straight as an arrow.

We just need to stay clear of him.

- People have been talking about

Gracie's smoothies all day.

- Word-of-mouth has been very kind to us.

- Well, I'd love a cranberry, pineapple blend with--

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

First of all, you don't get to pick.

She's an artist.

Second, we need some form of payment before purchase.

- This is ridiculous.

I'll just make the smoothie myself.

- Even with the same spell,

no one can make them as delicious as Gracie.

- What do you want?

- Have you heard of Captain El Capitan?

- Unfortunately.

- Oh, yeah.

Those comics are supposed to be awesome!

- If you could get one of those,

our transaction would be complete.

- Where am I going to find...

I'll be back.

What are you doing here?

I told you to stay in your room.

- I kept breaking my stuff.

- Oh! Did you exercise?

- Ten thousand push ups, pull ups, sit ups.

Every kind of "ups" you can imagine

and I can't break a sweat.

- See? This is what I was talking about.

Do a reverse spell and make it go away.

- I tried that, but it didn't work.

Can you do it?

- Fine.

Ruby being so strong, has gone on way too long.

[powers fizzling]

- What happened?

- Oh, I've been practicing with Coach Foiler all day.

I must be tapped out.

- What do I do? - Be gentle.

Stay here. I have to go do something.

- Wha...?

- *

- [objects clattering]

- Sorry.

- CAMERON: Oh, hi, Ruby. - [heavy thud]

- [sighing]

What a woman.

- Miss Cruz, I hope you found

your time in the library beneficial.

- You know, just made the most of my time.

- That's refreshing to hear.

- Would you consider putting a rowing machine in there?

Maybe on the second floor?

- Absolutely not.

How can I help you?

- I was just wondering how the Dyad Tree was doing.

- Well, curiously enough,

it seems to have stabilized.

- Oh, that's good news.

- Indeed, it is.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I do have a bit of work to do.

[clearing throat]

Oh, I do have a question.

Have you heard anything about "Groovy Smoothies?"

- Can't say that I have.

- Hm, very well.

I'm having Cameron look into it.

Thank you, anyway.

- Preppy.

You gonna talk to Aggie?

- No, no, I was actually waiting for you.

- What for?

- To... walk you to your dorm.

- Why? I know where it is.

- Uh, can I buy you a lemonade?

- They're free.

- Can I carry your books?

- I don't have any books.

Yeah, sure, okay. Let's go walk.

- *

- Perfect.

She won't notice one's missing.

- *

- Thanks, dude.

- Anytime. [laughs]

Do you maybe wanna go get something eat later?

- No, I ate. I'm good.

See you, Preppy. - See you tomorrow.

- Okay, why is Preppy McGoo getting all,

dare I say, dreamy around you?

- What? He was so not dreamy.

- Then what do you call this...

"Hey, do you maybe wanna get something to eat later?"

- He was so not making that face.

He did wanna carry my books home, though.

- Oh, speaking of books.

Did you wanna tell me something?

- What do you mean?

- Well, I was sitting here doing my homework

when I heard the rustling of pages over my shoulder.

- [sputtering water] - Yeah, I had the same response.

- Did you tell anyone?

- Of course, I didn't tell anyone.

More importantly, when were you gonna tell me

that we had a magic book rooming with us?

- I'm sorry. I meant to.

But the time was never right.

Hex, how're you doing, buddy?

- Whoa. [laughing]

- What?

- Is he okay?

- Oh, yeah, he's fine.

He said the answer to number ten is wrong.

I want to introduce you.

Kim, this is Hexoren-- Hex for short.

Hex, Kim.

- Nice to meet you.

[gasping] Oh, yeah, hi.

[silently] That is so amazing.

- And that should do it.

This afternoon's haul was bigger than this morning's haul.

- I think we should look into renting a storage space.

[gasping] - Uh-oh.

Meet me back at the dorm. - Gotcha.

- I'll be free and clear,

once I tele-transport out of here!

[powers zapping]

- I have to go now, make it fast and how!

[powers zapping]

Oh, no.

"Be more specific."

I really, really believe, that right now I have to leave.

[powers zapping]

Okay, okay.

That's it!

The way to escape to the halls,

is with a bunch of footballs!

[powers zapping]

- CAMERON: [gasping]

- *

- Hey, come back here! [gasping]

- *

- Ben, what are you doing?

- I think I have a tail.

No, not an actual tail.

I'm being followed by Cameron.

- Why?

- Me, Sean and Gracie started a smoothie business

and it's kinda out of control.

- Wait, so "Groovy Smoothies" is you?

- Shhhh!

- [running footsteps]

- He's gone.

- Ben, we need to have a talk.

- Can we discuss my life choices another time?

Do me a favor.

Hold onto this for me.

- What's...?

- *

- So, what do you want me to do with your swag bag?

- Find an actual charity to give it to.

We're closing "Groovy Smoothies."

It's not worth the trouble.

- Do you also think it's not why you came to the Academy?

That you came here to learn how to use your magic responsibly?

- Yeah, I think that has something to do with it, too.

- All right, I'll look into some charities.

See you later. - See ya.

- I have the comic. I want my smoothie.

- I'm sorry. We're closed.

- But we'll give you your smoothie as promised.

- Where did you get this?

- I've had it for years.

- It came out a month ago.

You went through my stuff and stole this from me.

- You're such a liar!

But then again, that's not surprising.

You Novoas are all liars.

- STUDENTS: Ooohhh...

- You know, it's not surprising your own brother

doesn't wanna hang out with you.

You are not a nice person.

- That's it! I've had it with you!

Today, at 3:00 o'clock,

I challenge you to a magic face off.

- STUDENTS: Ooohhh...

- I don't want to break anything more,

show this cursed strength the door.

[powers zapping]

[sighing]

- *

- Oh, come on.

[sighing]

Okay, I can do this.

- *

- This has gone on way too long,

I really don't want to be this strong!

[powers zapping]

- *

- [straining]

I'm having trouble with this water bottle.

I'm having trouble with this water bottle!

[laughing]

I'm back to normal.

- MAN: [on monitor] The battle was brutal

and bullish, with little ballyhoo.

The bell of defeat rang when a Clumsy Spell was cast,

rendering their enemies too bumbling to brawl.

They blundered all over the battlefield--

an easy bull's-eye for the witches.

- A Clumsy Spell.

That's it.

Prepare to trip your way

through the obstacle course, Andi Cruz.

- *

*

- Yes.

Jessie Novoa...

your time has come.

- *