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- The Academy is counting on you.

The whole Realm is counting on you.

If you'll excuse me, I have an announcement to make.

- Jessie!

- Don't talk to me until you get my powers back.

- But I-- - Nope!

- MALE VOICE: Attention students.

- Things have been a little too lax around here lately:

The ominous fog in the gym.

The mysterious boom in the dorms.

And my favorite shirt still reeks of garlic mashed potatoes.

So I've decided to call in reinforcements.

Meet your new coach...

Miss Foiler.

- Oh no.

- Miss Foiler is here not only to whip you all

into shape, but to bring some semblance of order back

to the Academy!

- What's wrong?

- She's the Guardian from my nightmare.

- Hello, children, I look forward to meeting you all

in the gym tomorrow.

- Come on, she doesn't look that tough.

- This is the sorriest bunch of Guardian wanna-be's

I have ever seen! - [air horn blasting]

- Don't let her intimidate you.

I know the type.

The key is to be prepared for anything she throws at you.

- [air horn blasting] - No talking!

- Weren't ready for an air horn, huh?

- Totally not ready. - Name?

- Andi Cruz.

- Transferred from Iridium High.

So you went to school with the Chosen One?

- Oh, yeah, Emma's my homegirl!

- This is "my" home...

girl.

And in here, you're nothing but a witch without powers.

- Well, actually, I think you might wanna look

at your clipboard again-- see where it says "coven?"

- You're human?

- Miami born and raised! Wha'zuuup!

Yeah. I'm human.

- There's never been a human Guardian

in the entire history of the Realm.

Humans aren't even supposed to be in the Realm.

What makes you think that you can protect it?

- I don't think I can protect it.

I know I can.

And I'll do it all while being Guardian to the Chosen One.

- [air horn blasting]

- So you think you're worthy of being a Guardian?

Well, Miami...

you're gonna to have to get through me first.

Now...

drop and gimme 50!

- * It must be magic

* It's happenin'

* Some crazy things

* I can't do this without you *

* Just keep your W.I.T.S. about you *

* It must be magic

* Look what we're doing here *

* There's something brewing here *

* It must be magic

* We got that spirit here

* We'll never disappear

* It must be

* It must be magic

- Come on, I can do this all day.

- Oh really? [laughing]

This recruit thinks she's a special clubber,

make her arms turn to rubber!

That's right, you doe-eyed benchwarmers,

this witch has got powers!

Wha'zuuup!

I chose to be a Guardian because I thought

it was the most honorable position I could think of!

Anyone born with powers can be a witch.

But it takes skill, strength, and perseverance

to be a Guardian.

Your next challenge will test those qualities,

as you guide your WITs through an obstacle course.

Team with the best time gets extra bonus points.

Last team gets half their points taken away.

Training starts tomorrow! - [air horn blasting]

- I have a question...

- The spell will wear off.

Just try not to do any heavy lifting.

Your arms could stretch out.

- No, no, I mean, is that all you got?

I can't feel my arms.

Hey!

- How's that going? - Not well.

And it's not gonna get any better until I get Aggie

to give her her powers back.

- Didn't he promise to return them if you fix

the big lift thingie in the atrium?

- Yeah, I can't do it if I can't feel my hands.

Oh! I think I'm getting some feeling back in my left pinky.

Well, that's a start.

- Well that looks weird.

- Yeah, you know, I've always had weird pinkies.

Nothing I can do about it.

- No, I meant that.

- Hey, Benny, can I have a word?

Okay, how do I put this delicately?

Oh, yeah... you look completely ridiculous!

- I look completely ridiculous?

Wait, you don't like my outfit?

- Well, for starters, it's not your outfit.

You look like Luke.

- Hm, what do you know?

Guess we have the same taste.

How odd is that?

- Very, very odd.

What's really going on, Ben?

- I don't know.

I thought if I dressed like Luke,

people would think I was cool like Luke.

- Why would you want to be cool like Luke,

when you can be cool like Andi?

- You want me to dress like you?

- No! No!

I want you to dress like Ben.

- But everybody ignores Ben.

When Luke talks, people listen.

- But you gotta be you.

And if you don't know who that is, that's cool.

Just try new things...

find yourself.

- Find myself, huh?

You might be onto something.

- Remember when the Captain fought Professor Loco

inside his lair?

- And pulled out all those ninja stars from his chest armor

and: Tak! Tak! Tak! Tak! Tak!

Nailed Loco with his own doomsday device.

- Classic Captain!

- Are you guys serious?

- Totally!

Loco's alien robot monkey freed him before the thing blew up!

But the explosion sealed up the lair,

trapping Loco in his own weirdo world!

- I feel like I'm trapped in my own weirdo world.

- Do you wanna play, too?

- Don't forget, homework tonight in the library.

You need to brush up on your Realm geography.

- Come on.

I'll even let you play robot monkey.

I'll even give you a tail.

- How are you gonna do that?

You don't have any powers.

- And you still look like a monkey!

- Are you really gonna let her talk to your sister

like that?

- The alien robot monkey is super cool.

That was a compliment.

- How much longer?

I'd like to give Headmaster Agamemnon an ETA.

- ANDI: FYI...

IDK.

Now, hand me a twelvepoint flex-head with a five inch

wobble extension, will you?

It's in my toolbox.

- Ouch!

This toolbox just bit me!

- Oh.

Forgot to disarm the tool thief protection.

- You're dangerous, Andrea Cruz.

- Just let me work my magic, okay?

- What are you doing?

- Trying to get your powers back.

- Yeah right.

- I know what I'm doing, okay?

I--ugh!

- Why is this so hard?

Okay. Let's try that again.

I cannot stand this heat, pour me a lemonade

and make it sweet!

[gasping]

[squealing]

- A little too tart for my liking.

But not bad.

So...

What are you doing?

Practicing your powers?

- No!

I don't have any power, I was just back here...

looking for a flower!

Oh.

Ha-ha,

very funny of you.

- I didn't do that.

You did.

- Fine!

My powers kicked in.

What can I say?

I'm a late bloomer, I guess.

- A late bloomer or a bad liar.

I'm gonna tell everyone.

- Calm down, Emily!

Sheesh!

[sighing]

You know the Dyad Tree in the atrium?

Somehow the sap from its roots gives you magical powers.

- You discovered the sap?

I mean, I read all about this in a book of legends

of the Realm...

So that's what's in the hidden room, the roots of the tree?

- Yes.

- And you don't know how to get back in there

without magic, do you?

- No, but I have a whole container full of--

Wait...

why are you so interested?

- Oh!

Just because-- maybe if you had more sap,

I could help you out with your magic.

We could have so much fun.

- You'd teach me how to use it?

- Of course.

You're my Guardian.

- Deal.

But this stays between me and you.

No word to anyone, not even your brother.

- You bet.

- Why do I get the feeling that you failed

at fixing the machine?

- If by failed you mean I fixed it, then, yeah,

totally failed.

- So you did or did not fix it?

- She's humming like a three ton baby after a feeding

of grade A Diesel.

- [typing]

Cameron!

- Headmaster Agamemnon!

I was just...

making sure that the lift was working.

And I'm happy to say...

that it is.

- I must admit, I am impressed.

If only you could apply yourself to your training

in the same way.

I have yet to see you at the top of the Board,

Miss Cruz.

Frankly, I was expecting more from you.

- It's my strategy.

I like to hold back and then boom!

Race past the competition.

Full throttle!

Now.

I believe we had a deal?

- Dude, how have I never thought of using magic

to make costumes?

- I don't know, but these are pretty sweet.

- Next time I'll be Captain El Capitan

and you play Professor Loco.

- Be careful what you wish for El Capitan.

For I will destroy you!

- You're so much more fun than my sister.

- These two think they make a good team,

sticky strings will make them scream!

- That...

was...

- BOTH: Awesome!

- What?

No, that wasn't awesome.

It was very un-awesome.

You think that's funny, try this on for size,

make the fountain spit a muddy surprise!

Oh, no, did Captain El Capitan

and Master Loco get attacked

by alien fungus water?

- Come on.

It's Professor Loco.

- It's a comic book and it's dumb!

- Man, that water fountain needs to be fixed.

- Ethan, your evil sister did this!

- Oh...

I guess she can be fun!

- What do you want?

- What happened to you?

- Emily happened.

- Like Guardian like WIT, I guess.

- Anything else?

- Oh, nothing, just wanted to stop by, say what up...

see if you wanted your powers back.

- I told you, don't talk to me until you get my powers back!

Wait...

You're kidding me?

- Hey, who's the best Guardian?

No, seriously. I wanna hear you say it.

- You're the best Guardian.

It worked!

I can't believe you got them back.

- Hey, a promise is a promise.

- Andi...thanks.

- BOTH: You just go...

- Payback time.

- Emily is cozy and ready to dream,

fill her bed with sticky cream.

- Ewwww!

Big mistake, Novoa!

- What's Andi doing here already?

- Foiler's been drilling her all night.

- She doesn't back down, does she?

- Nope.

Backing down is definitely not in her toolbox.

- That's pretty cool.

- Today you'll get a little taste of what's to come

in the final!

I will not only test you on your physical strength...

...but also on your mental fortitude.

And above all...

I will test you on your determination to become

a Guardian!

You think you're Guardian material?

Prove it!

Miami, you're up first.

- [air horn blasting]

- Go, go, go!

Imagine you're being chased by witch hunters!

- *

- Your witch tele-transports away,

and now you're on your own.

- *

- The only way to survive...

is to be prepared for anything.

- *

*

- Everybody back in line

and get ready to be transported back

to the gym!

Not you.

You've just earned yourself

another go at the obstacle course, Preppy.

- Hey...

that's what I call him.

- I am detecting a faint residue of magic,

less than 500 Mandilars.

- Are Mandilars the ones that look like

tiny little cherry-apples?

Sorry, sir.

- It appears that someone used a spell within

the treproximity of the tree

and it was absorbed by the foliage.

- Do you want me to set up security cameras?

Motion detectors?

Laser trip wires?

- That won't be necessary.

But it could explain why the tree lost

some of its leaves.

We need to inform all Guardians to keep a better eye

on their WITs.

The Dyad Tree creates a direct link between the human world

and the Magic Realm.

It must not be harmed under any circumstance.

- Why, what could happen, sir?

- The repercussions of the tree falling ill is ancient,

secret knowledge...

that not even I am privy to.

Suffice it to say, it would be bad.

Very bad.

See to it

that the "no magic in the atrium" rule is

strictly enforced.

- You can count on me, sir.

- Benny?

- What's up, Cruzer?

- You look like you're about to go on tour.

- Oh, yeah, it's the new radical me.

You like it?

- Do "you" like it?

- I don't know.

I'm trying what you said.

You know, find myself.

- Ben, that person should be someone you want to be.

Not who you think others want you to be.

Also I'm pretty sure no one wants you to be leather dude

with fake tattoos.

These are fake tattoos, right?

- I kinda used a rock star spell.

- You can't solve everything with magic.

Just be yourself.

That way, when people like you, they like the real you.

- What if they don't like the real me?

- Then it's their loss.

- The new me is no more, make me look like I was before!

Better?

- Much better.

- Hey, was that Ben?

What happened to that snazzy new look he was rockin'?

- You mean "your" look?

He came to his senses.

Hey, listen.

Thank you for helping me out there.

Not that I needed it.

But still...

it was pretty cool.

- Well, you're pretty cool...

I mean, like the way you handled yourself with Foiler.

I was impressed.

- Nah, Coach Foiler's a big softie.

- Hey, why don't we train for the fitness final together?

You know, I could use a sparring partner!

- You want to train with me? - You're right.

You probably couldn't keep up anyway.

- Forget I said anything. - Wait, hang on there!

Academy gate, five o'clock.

Bring two towels.

One for your sweat.

And one for your tears.

- Oh, it's on!

- Wow!

Your roommate is really messy.

- I don't have a roommate.

- Wow!

You're really messy.

- My magic isn't very refined...

yet.

- I see, we have our work cut out for us.

Let's get you charged up and get started!

Where's that container you mentioned with the tree sap?

- No need. I just recharged.

- As your Magic Coach, I should see how you get

your powers...

So where is it?

Let's start with your Signature Move then.

- Oh, I already worked on it.

- Good!

Now close your eyes and think really hard about what you want.

But make sure it rhymes.

- My table is still out of whack,

take this chair and turn it back!

I said "back" not "bag!"

- BOTH: [screaming]

- What do we do?

- You need to rhyme a spell!

- I can't! I'm out of juice!

You have to make this monster go away!

- No! I can't!

It has to be "your" magic!

- What? Why?

- Or something really bad could happen!

- Something really bad "is" happening!

- Ruby, where do you keep your tree sap?

Come on!

- This snake is angry and grotesque,

turn it back into my desk!

I was thinking of redecorating anyway.

- Ruby...

You did it!

- Wait!

I did, didn't I?

- Hey, you ever try Tai Chi?

- Oh, sure! Just not my thing.

Too spicy for my taste.

- Come on, I'll show you.

- So, why are you helping me?

- Really?

So I don't have to hear you whine about

how I only made top on the Board, again,

because Foiler has it in for you.

- But, we both want to be Guardians to the Chosen One.

- Nothing has changed.

But I want to win fair and square.

Not because my opponent was at a disadvantage.

- How noble of you.

- Honesty and fair play are big in my family.

My Uncle Leo used to say:

"A win without honor...

is a loss."

Wait. What time is it?

- Almost 6:00.

- The Academy closes at 6:00!

We're gonna miss curfew!

- Oh, no!

We're late.

- We're in so much trouble!

- *