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- ANDI: [gasping]

Jessie?

What are you doing?

- I had a bad dream.

- What happened?

- It wasn't just a bad dream.

It was real--like an omen or something.

- Well, tell me about it.

- There was this woman, a Guardian,

and she'd been a Guardian for a very long time now.

And she was coming to the Academy.

She has a secret.

She seemed so...

mean.

- Nobody's going to hurt you, Jessie.

I won't let them.

- She's not after me. She's after you.

- I'm not worried.

I can take care of anything that comes my way.

- *

- [thunderous rumbling]

- *

- [magic whooshing]

- Did you feel those tremors?

- Whoa, did I ever.

- Did you get it? - Of course I did!

- Well, what's it say? - What's what say?

- The Winning Spell, you know, what we did all this for.

- Oh, the Winning Spell, right.

It's, uh...uh...long and confusing.

- Let me see it. - It's in Latin.

- I speak Latin. - I meant pig Latin.

- I speak pig Latin.

- CAMERON: Why is this locked?

Hey, is someone in there?

[rattling door handles] - It's Cameron.

- Quick, lay down a spell so we can sneak out of here.

- We really need to sneak out,

so a little fog should hide our route!

[powers zapping]

- ETHAN: [coughing] - RUBY: A little fog?

- EMILY: I can't see anything.

- ETHAN: Yeah, but neither will he.

- RUBY: Just hurry up and open the door.

- ETHAN: Reverse this locking spell,

so we can bid Cameron farewell!

[powers zapping]

- Is anyone-- [coughing, sputtering]

What is this?

Who's there?

Oh, you're trying to sneak out, huh?

You're not goin' anywhere.

- *

- Gotcha!

Ahhh! Ahhh! Biting!

No biting! Ahhh!

Yeah, can't escape Cameron.

Cameron always gets his man.

Oh?

- You bit him?

- No, I pinched him-- really hard.

- *

- * It must be magic

* It's happenin'

* Some crazy things

* I can't do this without you *

* Just keep your W.I.T.S. about you *

* It must be magic

* Look what we're doing here *

* There's something brewing here *

* It must be magic

* We got that spirit here

* We'll never disappear

* It must be

* It must be magic

- ETHAN: What happened?

- The tremor. Duh.

Quick, get rid of them.

- Why?

- We just took a spell from the tree.

We don't wanna draw attention to it

and ourselves, now do we?

- But we're not allowed to use magic in the atrium.

- You just helped me tele-transport

to find a spell to help us win every final

and now you wanna start following the rules?

Hurry up and clear the leaves.

- Clean this up to cover our tracks,

totally hiding all the facts!

[powers zapping] - [electrical zapping]

- Did you see that?

The tree just took some of your magic.

- How is that possible?

- I don't know.

But I still see leaves.

Do it again.

- Hey, guys, never fear,

all the leaves will disappear!

[powers zapping] - [electrical zapping]

- Ow!

- ALL: [gasping]

- *

- I just don't understand how we're gonna practice

when I have no powers and you have to mop the floors.

- She did that already.

Today is sweeping.

- Relax. I have a solution to both those problems.

Today's lesson...

teamwork.

- Yeah, right.

- I'm your man.

- What are you so happy about?

- Dust bunnies are bad bunnies.

- Hello? We're falling behind on our assignments, guys.

I do not wanna be in last place.

- Trust me. I will have your powers back and soon.

- What do we do until then?

- Clean?

- JESSIE: [sighing]

- Wha...? - Come on, Ben.

- I'll have your powers back

by the end of today, I promise.

Again?

- *

*

- So, where's the Winning Spell?

- Don't scare me like that.

What is it?

- We want the Winning Spell.

- You do have it, right?

- [sighing] Guys, I was wrong.

It wasn't a Winning Spell at all.

It was a Whining Spell.

- A Whining Spell?

- Yeah, like you can use it

to turn people into whiners.

Sorry I put you through all that trouble for--

- What are you doing?

- RUBY: Trying not to be seen by Andi.

- Are you spying on her?

- She's picking up the leaves that you didn't clean up.

- Are you sure someone didn't accidentally

use the Whining Spell on you?

- You can't blame me.

You saw what the tree did.

It ate my magic and I got a shock.

- Hide!

- *

- She's gonna tell Agamemnon about the leaves.

- [groaning] 9:01. Running late, Aggie.

- For your information, Miss Cruz,

taking an extra minute to make sure that

"Aggie's" coffee is properly sweetened

is quite justified.

Now, how can I help you?

- I think it's time you called your gardener.

- That tree has not shed a leaf in over 500 years.

Where did you get those?

- They're from the floor in the atrium.

Pick one up.

- *

- What could it be?

Poison? A cold?

Tree flu? Tree chicken pox?

- The Dyad Tree connects

the Magic Realm to the Human World.

The tree must stay healthy

for the connection to be preserved.

- So, if the tree gets sick, the connection's weakened.

But then what?

- I'm not at liberty to say.

But I must look into this immediately.

- [knocking on door]

- [loud thumping]

- RUBY: ["fake sick" voice] Come in.

- Ruby, we've been looking everywhere for you.

- Is that sweet... [coughs] sweet Ethan?

- [whispering] Who's sweet Ethan?

- She means you. - Oh.

Yeah, it's me.

- As soon as I left the library,

I felt sick as a... as a... [sneezing]

- Bless you. - ...dog.

I must've fallen asleep while taking my shoes off.

- So, should we practice on our own, today?

- That's a wonderful idea.

I just need to rest.

- I hope you feel better.

- RUBY: [coughing]

- *

*

*

- [laughing]

- Since I did bring this urgent matter to your attention,

is there any way you could, you know,

give Jessie her powers back?

- Miss Cruz, are you actually asking me

to reward your WIT

because you brought this grave matter to my attention?

- I just thought one hand washes the other and--

- A student who broke a 300-year-old rule

under your guidance?

- Okay, I can see your face is at level 10 redness.

Forget I said anything. - Excuse me?

- Oh, it's just how I can tell how mad you are.

Level 1 is rosy red.

Level 10 is... [imitates explosion]

...fireball red. [laughing]

Okay, I'm just gonna come back later.

- Jessie will not be allowed to use her powers

until I decide otherwise.

- I don't know what to do first.

Uh, a car?

No, too big.

Chocolate!

No, too small.

Okay, let's start simple.

Flowers.

Fresh flowers would look lovely on my desk.

Now that I have magic powers,

let's rock my desk with flowers!

[powers zapping]

This might take a while.

- [knocking on door]

- ["fake sick" voice] Who is it?

- It's Andi. Open up.

- [groaning]

What do you want?

- Never to see you again.

But I'll settle for you keeping your word.

- About what?

- You need to talk to Cameron so he can talk to Agamemnon,

so Agamemnon can give Jessie her powers back.

- I am super busy.

I can't deal with this right now.

- But we had a deal.

- Sorry, your WITs are your problem.

- That's the last time I help you.

- That's fine.

I don't think I'm gonna be needing your help--

ever again.

- AGAMEMNON ANNOUNCING: Incoming call.

Why can't I see anything?

- Sorry, headmaster.

I was, uh, airing out my scarf.

- That's fine.

Miss Cruz, you're late for cafeteria duty.

Lunch started ten minutes ago.

- This isn't over.

- You're right.

I'm just getting started.

- So, any idea on how you're gonna get Jessie's powers back?

- I can't help but notice

that it's almost the end of the day

and I still don't have my powers back.

- Would a chicken burrito make you feel better?

- I ordered a turkey sandwich.

- Yeah, same thing.

They're both birds.

- JESSIE: [sighing]

- GRACIE: We haven't moved at all.

- I think I might have an idea.

We're tired of waiting in line,

give us food so we can dine!

[powers zapping]

- Hey!

- Sorry, Andi, I'm starving.

- Using magic to get food is valid.

Right now I want my salad! [powers zapping]

- [powers zapping] - [food pelting Andi]

- STUDENTS: [laughing]

- *

- That's it! You're done!

- What is the meaning of this?

Stop this at once!

- Yum!

- What are you doing?

- There was a killer bee on you.

I think I got it.

- This is completely unacceptable.

All of you, clean this up immediately.

- STUDENTS: Awww...

- And no magic!

- *

- What'd you get for number 11?

- Do you think Ruby was acting weird this morning?

- She was sick.

People do weird things when they're sick.

- I think she's up to something.

- What did you get for number 11?

What did you get for--

Number 11!

- Why are you yelling?

- Is that the number 11 issue of "Captain El Capitan:

Revenge of the Time- Travelling Mariachis"?

- You know "Captain El Capitan?"

- Know it? I love it!

I live it!

I mean, I would, if I could.

Where'd you get it?

- My brother Jax sent it do me.

He's a big fan, too.

- Could I...could I...

take a quick look after you finish?

- I don't let this baby outta my sight.

But we could read it together.

- Are you serious?

- Yeah, I wouldn't mind starting over.

The beginning is awesome. - Ohhhh...

- Ethan?

Ethan! - Yeah?

- I have the answer to number 11.

- Not now. Maybe later.

- Have you found anything, sir?

- The roots seem fine.

The trunk has no blemishes, marks, or cracks anywhere.

- I think you should take a look

at that toppy-greeny- leafy part.

- It's called "the crown."

And I will, just as soon as we can figure out

how I can get up there without using magic.

- Well, sir, I've come up with several possibilities,

and I'm confident that, together,

we can find the right one.

Number one--the "Hoist and Pulley" system.

You'll be wearing this very safe harness seen here.

I've added extra sheepskin padding

to prevent chafing under the arms.

And then a team of very physically fit students,

led by me, of course, will hoist you up--

- Next suggestion, please?

- Okay, okay, so you're not a pulley enthusiast.

I totally get that.

"The Catapult." - Hmmmm...

- Before you nix the idea, just hear me out.

You'll get to wear this amazing helmet with a face shield.

- Cameron, we do not have time--ooooh!

This helmet? Oooh.

It won't work. We do not have time for this.

- I have four other designs.

Granted, they are a little dangerous.

- Exactly. Safety--

both mine and the tree are paramount.

You need to reexamine all of these.

- What if I guarantee

that the Academy nurse will be--

- Find me a safer way.

Preferably one where I can wear that fancy helmet.

- BOTH: [laughing]

- *

- Ethan, we need to talk.

- Could you give me a minute?

The Time-Travelling Mariachis are about to

unleash their evil Queso Malo on the Captain.

- You guys have been reading that for over an hour.

How are you not done yet?

- Oh, we've read it. We're just rereading it.

- It's even better the fifth time.

- [powers zapping] - BOTH: Pshewww!

- How's it going?

- It stinks.

- Yeah, it doesn't look like much fun.

- No, I mean, literally, it stinks.

- Oh!

- [small explosion]

- I think it came from the dorm rooms.

- Cameron, what was that noise?

- I'm not sure, sir.

- Then find out.

I need to know who's behind this.

Things are starting to get out of control around here.

- *

- Hey, did you hear that big boom?

- It came from over there.

- Ruby!

[knocking urgently] Ruby, it's me, Cameron.

Are you okay?

- ["fake sick" voice] Come in, Cameron.

- Ruby, I just wanted to make sure you were--

Why is it so dark in here?

- Don't turn on the light! [coughing]

It hurts my eyes. - Are you okay?

- I think it was something I ate.

- Fajitas? Was it the fajitas?

I knew they tasted funny.

- What can I do for you, dear friend?

- I just wanted to check in on you.

Some of the WITs said that the big boom

came from this area and I thought that--

- What big boom?

- You didn't hear the big boom?

- I was napping-- in the throes of fever.

I'm sorry.

- I thought you said it was something that you ate.

- Right! It's a...a... [coughing]

food fever. [coughs]

- Sounds serious. Can I get you anything?

- No, thank you.

I don't mean to be rude, Cameron,

but if this is airborne,

I'd never forgive myself for getting you sick.

[coughing]

- I could only be so lucky.

I'll check in on you later.

- That sounds perfect.

- [sighing]

- I'm gonna need some help.

- Cameron, where did you get this?

- Bought it off RealmNet.

Free same-day delivery.

- I don't know anything about these machines,

but this looks like it just may work.

Well done. - Thank you, sir.

- Now how does it work?

- Well...

you flick this switch here, press these buttons there--

- Why is the control panel covered in tape?

- The seller said it was "decorative."

And that should do it. - [electrical zapping]

- No!

What do you suggest we do, sir?

- I suggest we ask for a refund.

- This wasn't really a refund type of situation.

- Cameron, do you realize how important this is?

- Of course, I do.

- I need to examine this tree immediately.

- [coughing]

- Pfffft! [laughing]

Who's the sucker that bought the XR-2 Hydro Lift?

You're the sucker, aren't you?

Sorry.

- Miss Cruz, you have knowledge of this device?

- Oh, of course.

They only made ten XR-2s. Defective design.

I took apart one of these babies

and then put it back together--good as new.

- And you've done this recently?

- Oh, nah, I was in kindergarten.

- I'll make you a deal, Miss Cruz.

If you can repair the lift,

I will give Jessie her powers back.

- I'll do it. - Thank you.

- You can count on me.

- Oh, it's not just me, Miss Cruz.

The Academy is counting on you.

The whole Realm is counting on you.

If you'll excuse me, I have an announcement to make.

- Jessie! - Attention, students.

- Don't talk to me until I get my powers back.

- But I-- - Nope!

- Things have been a little too lax

around here lately.

The ominous fog in the gym,

the mysterious boom in the dorms,

and my favorite shirt still reeks

of garlic mashed potatoes.

So, I've decided to call in reinforcements.

Meet your new coach-- Miss Foiler.

- *

- Oh, no.

- Miss Foiler is here not only to

whip you all into shape,

but to bring some semblance of order

back to the Academy.

- What's wrong?

- She's the Guardian from my nightmare.

- *