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We have a process and
if you let me get through this,

it will be easier
for the both of us.

Do you have keys
to your apartment?

I'm gonna need to see detailed expense
reports at the end of each month.

Every dollar spent is a dollar
accounted for, understood?

If you miss a meeting with me that
results in a violation of your parole.

If you fail a random drug test or
any drug test, for that matter,

you will be immediately
incarcerated.

If you steal as much as a candy
bar, you will be incarcerated.

Parole is a privilege.

Do you understand that?

This box has dead people in it.
This box has people I sent back to prison.

Which box do you wanna be in?

Wanna see Mommy leave?
Can't leave.

Embrace fear.

If you do,
the universe will reward you.

The on...
the only problem you have when you play

is your... your fingers
are too fat.

That's okay.

Can I help you?

Yeah, I'm looking for a job.

Do you have experience
in the restaurant industry?

Busboy, line cook, what?

I can do
whatever you need me to do.

Where did you work before this?

I worked the kitchen at Chino.

Restaurant?

Well...

I already have a cook.

But what I'm looking for
is a delivery driver.

Do you have a driver's license?

Can you drive a scooter?

A scooter?

- I can figure that out.
- Good.

Because I have an old one
in the back you can use.

You don't need driver's license
for this.

But I'm telling you...

I get one complaint about you
and you're gone.

I won't think twice.
You understand?

You work hard,
you keep your head down...

and we don't have problem.

Yeah. Okay.

Rule number one.

Whatever this guy tells you
to do, you do the opposite.

This is Danny, my son,
best dishwasher in the restaurant.

- Sometimes we let him cook.
- Ah.

The secret
to a happy life is to accept

that you are never actually
in control.

To reach peaks,
one must push through valleys.

I'll pull out
a couple of the highlights here

as we continue
to go through the report.

Uh, one of the stunning
highlights here is that wildfires,

which we're seeing out west,

uh, they say if this is not
brought under control,

wildfire season will burn up
to six times more forest area

per year by the year 2050.

As a boy,
they treated me like a man...

punished me like a man.

Now as a man...

they treat me like a boy.

Next time you come here,
you let me cook for you.

- Be my guest.
- Oh, don't be shy

when I take you up
on that offer.

- No.
- And, please,

- if there's any problems...
- Okay.

- ...you can call me.
- Sure, absolutely.

- Thank you.
- Thank you very much.

Bye-bye.

I think she just come here
for checking.

Make sure everything's okay.
Okay?

Put more coffee.

What's your name, man?

Excuse me? Do you have a name?

You speak English? No?

All right, I was gonna offer you some of
this J, but you don't speak English, so.

- Hey, do me a favor.
- What?

Don't smoke that shit around me.

I'm sorry, uh, do you want me
to put this out now?

Bro, it's my place.
I do what I want.

If I wanna smoke in the kitchen,
I'll smoke in the kitchen.

Good to meet you, man.

Hello?
I got your food here.

Yeah, write...
write the check today. Like, right now.

I'm under a lot of pressure.

Can you write the fucking check
for me? Come on!

- Fuck!
- There you go!

See, I know this
is how it's gonna be, man.

Do I need to fucking call a
therapist for you, man, or what?

Who is this?

Maybe that's
your fucking new.

How can I help you, man?

Yeah, I got the food
you guys ordered.

Just leave them in the door.

Hey, you didn't order any food,
you said you were hungry.

I don't have any cash on me, but...
but do you have any money to pay this guy?

I don't have any cash.
See, he's getting angry.

Here, please take it.

Just do what you want with it.
Take it.

Joined together with friends,

we reaffirm our shared customs,
traditions, and values.

We love our country.

We celebrate our troops.

We embrace our freedom.

We respect our flag.

We are proud of our history.

And we pledge our allegiance
to one nation under God.

USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA!

My mother give this to
my father for their engagement.

This is 1962 Movado Kingmatic
mechanical watch.

They have two kinds of watch, you know.
They have quartz and mechanical.

With quartz watch,
this take a battery.

This make the tick-tock
more accurate.

But mechanical, this runs of
kinetic energy of your movement.

Understand?

Mechanical watch considered some of the
most intricate machinery ever built.

You have to make a choice,
you want fancy or you wanna be on time.

Oh, boy.

Good morning!

Good morning.

We were just talking about time,

something you clearly know
very little about.

Dad, how many times
I got to tell you

time is some bull-shit manmade
construct to control you.

- Yeah, yeah.
- Fuck that noise.

- All right?
- Sure. When you're right, you're right.

But time is money.

- You're three hours late, no?
- Three hours?

I also set up the kitchen this morning
by myself and cooked this morning.

Well, it's good for you,
you know.

- Okay.
- Old man get his hand... Dad!

You have to listen, okay?

Ah, fuck!

I gave everything for you
to have a life here.

You throw it away.

You throw it away.

Thanks.

It's my dad.

Fuck. Come on.

It says here
you have no living family.

- Is that correct?
- Yeah.

If someone does try
to contact you from your past,

I suggest you disclose
that to me immediately.

The more honesty there is
between us,

the better this experience
will be for you.

If you wanna open any credit
cards or cell phone accounts

or anything that involves credit,
you have to inform me first.

Again, you were released early
for good behavior,

but consider yourself a prisoner
on vacation for now.

Coming out of
the area of Tijuana, Mexico,

this borders
Southern California.

This as the news has come out

about whether or not an asylum
deal has been made with Mexico.

These pictures you see here
from moments ago,

Hans Nichols there
with this group,

and Hans was just getting off
the air and then this happened.

What you saw
and witnessed...

Mommy says she wants to leave.

You want Mommy to leave?

Oh, no!

I'm taking my wife
out for dinner.

- Okay.
- So, it's okay if you close up?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'm sure if you're sure.

Okay.

And listen,

I'm, uh, very sorry
about the other day, okay?

I love my son.

Okay, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Open the fucking door!

- Open the fucking door, bitch!
- I'm not opening shit, man.

- You don't what?
- I'm not opening shit, man.

- Fucking put a bullet in my head.
- I fucking what, man?

- Fucking put a bullet in my head.
- I will.

Put a fucking bullet
in my head, man.

- You don't... you think I'm not gonna do it?
- Well, then do it.

Fucking do it. Fucking do it.
I'll kill you motherfucker.

I'll fucking kill you.

Fuck, man! Are you crazy?

- You were gonna...
- What the fuck is your problem, man?

You just fucking Jackie Chaned
the shit out of me.

Come on,
let me buy you a drink, okay?

I don't drink.

Well, come watch me drink then.

Come on! I'm sorry.

- Oh, dude.
- It's not fucking funny, man.

- Okay, it wasn't funny at all.
- Don't fucking play with me.

- All right.
- I'm serious.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Damn, you've just been...

It's true,
they don't have it in prison.

Like once a month,
they get like...

- Yeah, those would be...
- Karaoke machine hitting buttons.

All right, okay, basically you got to
choose a song, any song that you want.

Half the shit's
in fucking Korean.

- No, you don't... Oh, this is...
- Now this is amazing.

You just like press
one of these here

and then, you know,
put the song on.

So, you got a lady?

No, man.

Are you a fag?

- What?
- Just asking, man.

I mean, you don't drink, you don't
fuck, some sort of monk or something?

No, I just don't have time
for distraction.

Well, let good old Danny boy
take care of that.

Drella,
how are you doing tonight?

I'm well.
Thank you for asking. How are you?

Very well.
All the better for seeing you.

Is there anything
else I can get you, fellas?

Now that's the loaded question.

Yes, Tina!

What are you doing?

What your friend paid me to do.

We're gonna have fun. It's okay.

- Let's go.
- That's it? Seriously?

Bro, like I thought I was quick.

But come on, you got
12 more minutes in there.

Hey, you want her,
you can have her.

Nah, she's not my type.

So, what you wanna do?

You wanna go
like a late-night drink?

Let's just get
the fuck out of here.

So my boy Santos owns this spot.
He throws me a job here and there.

You ever need anything,
let me know.

Yo, knock that shit off.

Don't worry, man.
It's more than enough to share.

You don't get it, do you?

Uh, I mean,
I gather you're a bitch.

I got goals.
I can't be around this shit.

Yeah, I got goals too.

My favorite part of the day.

What are we doing out here?

Why,
you don't like the fresh air?

No,
it just seems unprofessional.

I'm being lectured by a guy
who's been incarcerated

since before he hit puberty
about being professional?

You know I've never seen
the ocean before.

I had a cut out photo of it
up in my cell.

Every day...

I'd wake up
and go to sleep looking at it.

Looked better in the photos.

Well, I guess
we are all done here.

Hopefully next week, we can move
to a more professional setting.

What if I wanted to start my own
restaurant? Could you help me with that?

We have some relationships with
banks that offer assistance,

but you don't meet the criteria.

- Why not?
- Because I said so.

See you later.

Did you stop for a few tacos
along the way?

It's all right.
Just tip the boy.

Of course.

Thanks, guys.

Garçon.

You wanna check it?

Where's the fucking pita?

I'm sure we can take it out
of your bill.

Oh, I don't want it off my bill.
I want my pita.

I don't know how I'm gonna eat
this fucking hummus now.

Take your money back.

Come, do it.

Keep your money.
It's fine. It's fine.

I'll just use my fingers.

Fuck, that's delicious.

You want some, baby?

No?

Here, have you tried
the hummus before?

Oh, Bobby.

Of course, but I should get in.

Five, one, two, three, four.

You forgot to, uh, give me a
receipt for moped, for gasoline.

- I have it in the bag.
- Okay, yeah.

- How you doing? You good?
- Yeah.

Um...

I was thinking you can't... you can't
be delivery boy forever, you know.

I mean, you have to, uh, think
about the future a little bit,

I think, uh, and to buy clothes

and to maybe have a family
one day.

You wanna work here for me
for the waiter?

I can do that.

A couple of shift,
you start next week as maybe two shifts,

and then see how you like it
and then maybe a couple more?

Yeah?

Do me a favor too, you know,

because I was thinking
you keep an eye on my son.

He has a tendency to get mixed up in
things that are beyond his expertise.

You understand what I mean?

Okay.

No more say nothing, okay?

- Good.
- Thank you.

You're welcome. Thank you.

What can I get for you?

- How's the souvlaki?
- The souvlaki is a great choice.

- I'll try that.
- All right.

And that actually goes very well with the
Aries beer, if you wanna check that out.

We... we don't drink.

Anything else I can get for you?

Does, uh...
does this come with tahini?

Tahini is actually more Middle Eastern.
We use tzatziki.

Heard but never tried before.

All right,
I'll get that started for you.

Thanks.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello, this is my voice.

Hello, this is my voice.

Hello.

- Are you still employed?
- Yeah.

Are you still living
in the same place?

Yeah.

Have you had any
sexual relationships?

Oh, it's, uh, really none
of your business.

It's just a question.

In that case, no.

Sexual offenses make up 23%
of the recidivists in the State.

The point I'm trying to make here is
that I always suggest to my parolees

that they have
a healthy sexual outlet.

I'm good.

I'm gonna need those financial
statements the next time we meet.

- Is that quartz or automatic?
- Excuse me?

Your watch.
Is that quartz or automatic?

You know, you put a battery
in it or do you wind it up?

I wind it up.

That's fancy. See...

this is quartz.

Not as fancy,
but it tells the time more accurate.

Got to make every second count.

- So, what do you think of Hollywood?
- I hate it.

You hate it?
You got shops like this, look at that.

- I think you'd really look good in the green.
- Yeah, no that's...

that's me for sure.

Yo, it's like the sword
from Yojimbo.

From what?

The movie Yojimbo.
It's like a lone samurai,

he turns two gangs
against each other.

No, I don't fuck with subtitles.

- You wanna come over for dinner tonight?
- I don't know, man.

What, you got something better
to do?

- No.
- Come through. Also, I got this, uh...

business opportunity
I wanna discuss with you.

So you can't smoke
at this house anymore

for two months now,
no smoking in the house.

You know who smoke in the
house yesterday? This one.

You know who made the rule
about no smoking in the house?

This one. You got it.

Incredible. But that's marriage.

Bob says you want to be in the
restaurant industry as well someday.

Yeah, well,

- the way I see it, I'm already in the industry, right?
- Yeah.

- So...
- Absolutely.

Got to get started
at the ground level, you know.

Yeah. Boy, you better get used to it down
there, because unless me and Dad die,

there's nowhere else
for you to go.

- There are other options.
- It was a joke.

Well, you're always welcome
to come over

and get a break from my
husband's terrible cooking.

Let me tell you,
it is not about the food, okay.

When I first started going with
her, she eat everything I make.

Tuna fish sandwich,
it doesn't matter, anything.

Chewing gum, the greatest
chewing gum she ever had.

See? And now you can see.

Anyway, you like Chinese food?

I've never had it.

I'm very sorry, you're fired.

You can suspend him
for a few days.

Yeah, you guys can put me on ice
for a little bit, yeah.

Cheers.

- Good to have you here.
- Thank you. I'm glad.

Thank you for having me.

Thank you for coming. Or I'm
sorry for coming. Depends how it goes.

Look out! No, no, no, no, no!
But I don't hear that.

Pfft.

Right into the windshield,
my first one shattered.

I got to ask you something.

Go.

Why are you doing this for me?

What?

I mean, I appreciate it.

But you gave me a job,
responsibility.

Why?

Because...

you are an immigrant like me.

You...
Maybe were born in this country,

but you are still a foreigner.

Okay?

Let me tell you.

Life is pretty simple.

It's people who are complicated.

All right, man.

Yo, listen. Before you go, uh,
I got this job to do tomorrow.

You wanna come and help?
It's real easy.

Just got to take something
from A to B.

It's good money.

I'm on parole.

Dude, it's all good.

Give me your hand.

Yeah, I thought you'd like it.

Now get the fuck out
of my car, please.

To obtain something
you've never had,

you must do something
you've never done.

To obtain something
you've never had,

you must do something
you've never done.

To obtain something
you've never had,

you must do something
you've never done.

A warrior never goes into battle
without accepting the ultimate outcome.

I got you a gift. Ski mask.

Why would I want a ski mask?
I told you I'm on probation.

Let me see.

I got... I got it,
I got it, I got it.

All right, you ready?

Why the fuck
is that thing sparkling?

Because I got fucking style, bro.
Come on, let's go.

All right, follow my lead, okay.

- Whoa!
- Good evening, gentlemen.

How are we doing this evening?
We're here on behalf of Santos.

I believe you nice gentlemen have
got a little package for us both.

- Maybe you don't speak English. How about this?
- Just got a...

What the fuck are you doing?

Just fucking get the bag
and let's go.

Stay down, stay the fuck down!

- Go have a nice evening!
- We're safe to go. Take this.

- Fuck, man!
- Let's go. Let's go.

Go, go, go!

Yes!

Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

Did you see their faces, bro?

Bro,
that was fucking legit, man.

Man, you see the faces?

I mean, they fucking saw me
with the fucking diamonds.

Bro, that was priceless.

Now do you or do you not have fucking
cold hard cash in your hand right now?

Okay, no one got hurt. Look, are there
any fucking helicopters chasing us?

No. So, will you please relax?
It's fine.

Yo, we good?

Don't lie to me next time.

- All right, I won't.
- I'm serious.

Not a problem.

Now come on, let's go and have a
drink, please. Drinks are on me.

Yes? Yes, okay. It's good.
Come on, relax.

Thought I'd pay you a visit.

I didn't realize it was you.

I need you to fill this up.

It's the middle of the night.

Do it right here in front of me.

You want some?

Thanks.

Big dreams, huh.

Yes!
Pay up, compadre.

See, man, fucking world
is yours, you know.

- Got money to be me.
- How many did you get off that?

I got like three, four...
I got like seven bucks, bro.

Let me get a paper.

I like to check out
the competition, see what's new.

See, look at that.
It's fucking bullshit, man.

What do you mean?

Well, it's like all people want
these days are gimmicks.

No one cares
about quality anymore.

Fucking vegan, gluten-free,
plant-based proteins, insta-ready meals.

It's like
a fucking hipster paradise.

These guys are paying
like 20 bucks

for something that costs maybe
like three or four dollars to make.

People buy this shit.

Fuck what you think,
you temporarily own.

Fuck what you think,
you temporarily own.

Because if your physical
and inner self...

If your physical and your
inner self are taken care of,

none of that other shit matters.

Fuck what you think,
you temporarily own.

Everyone you come across
is like a new battle.

You know nothing about them.

- So, you're here for the restaurant?
- Yeah.

We're gonna have to see proof
of employment, proof of funds,

finances past six months and bank
statements, 1099s, W-2s, references,

background checks.

- What if I just pay cash?
- Cash, we could do.

We'll still need a cosigner
that checks out.

What do you mean
by checks out?

Standard industry speak
for somebody

who has good credit,
you know, 700s.

Thank you.

Yes, I understand
what you're saying, uh...

Let's back up a little bit.
What if...

what if I'm just serving other
companies' pre-packaged products?

Would I still need
a kitchen license then?

All right, so you're saying I would need a
vendor's license on top of a kitchen license.

Got it.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

So then we would be looking at
3,700 all in, is that correct?

All right. All right, thank you.

So, tell me
about this business approach.

You're really... you're really sure
you wanna go and open your own spot?

Yeah. I just got to make
all the right moves.

You sure don't need
a business partner in this?

- Ha, fuck, no.
- Oh, thank you.

I don't think my dad
would be too happy anyway.

He's not exactly
the most relaxed guy.

It's understandable.

Come on, let's celebrate.

I mean,
you're not in there anymore,

you're out here with me,
these beautiful ladies.

Are you gonna join in the fun?

- Give me that shit.
- There we go.

- Give me that shit.
- Thank you. At last.

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday dear...

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday to you

♪ Happy birthday dear...

It's time to go. Hey.

Oh, yeah!

- Get the fuck out, please.
- What the fuck!

- What are you doing?
- I'm just putting this down.

- What is that?
- It's a voice recorder.

- What does it record?
- I record reminders to myself.

I'm just putting that down.

Okay?

Is everything okay?

Yeah, everything is good.

Come here.

Come here.

Look at me.

Don't move.

Your pupils are dilated.

So what?

Hmm.

What, you're a fucking doctor?

You don't get it, do you?

What?

The dynamic of our situation.

What are you talking about?

What would you do if I asked you
to piss in the cup right now?

Would you beat me up
and overpower me and run away?

And then take a smoke?

Get on your knees.

Do it!

Does that feel good?

You're my little project.

As a boy,
they treated me like a man...

punished me like a man.

Now as a man,
they treat me like a boy.

Everyone
that you cross paths with

is fighting a battle
that you know nothing about.

I am so appreciative of everything
that you have given me...

but I need to do this.

Yeah, so things
are going well for you?

They are.
And I've learned a lot.

But now you're telling me
that you can go out

- and get a place of your own just like that?
- I'm not...

- I'm not saying that. I'm not... I'm not saying that.
- You're not ready for that.

You're not ready for that.
I scrubbed toilets for 20 years.

- Every day I come in here, man, you...
- You did it for 20 minutes.

I did not get this place
until I was 40 years old.

That's the thing.

You and me...

we got a very different idea
of time.

I understand.

So, please,
can you help me get this place?

Let me think about it.

You know those guys
that hired us to do that thing?

Mm-hmm.

They got any more work
like that?

I mean, they always
got something to do.

Doesn't mean it's always
a good idea to do it though.

Yeah, I hear you.

But I can really use the money right now.
You know what I mean?

Yeah, I get it, man. Dreams are expensive
these days. I'll see what I can do.

Manifest our destiny.

I knew that we'd meet again.

Danny boy tells me tonight
you wanna make some money.

Yeah. Depending on what it is.

A friend of mine
needs to receive some goods

and services from me.

Just, you know...

personal items,
family heirlooms,

cultural artifacts,
stuff like that.

Nothing too special.

You get paid.

No guns.

No guns.

Of course, no guns.

Do I look like a card
carrying member of the NRA?

Where are we?

Mars.

Come on, check it out.

Ooh! Likey, likey?
Look at this.

Fucking matches
the track suit, bro.

How fucking cool is that?
I think they change as well.

You look ridiculous.

No, man, look at that, man,
fucking matches the car.

- Look at that.
- It's fucking cold, man.

It's fucking 4:30 in the
morning, what'd you expect?

Beautiful though, right?

Come on, tell me something
you never told anyone.

We're friends, we're in the
desert, just me and you.

All right, I'll go first.

I fuck dudes.

- I'm serious.
- Shut the fuck up, man.

I do. I mean it, man.

You cool with that?

Yeah, man.

No judgment.

You do what you got to do.

Thanks.

I just wanna make some money.

And I want a clean slate.

Driving a Ford Bronco.

Fucking guy's got a ski mask.

Hey man, how's it going?
Name's Danny.

Okay, um...

What are we, uh,
transporting today?

Doesn't wanna talk.
You're the silent type or what?

- What are these guys?
- Open the fucking trunk.

What, for these guys?
No, fuck that shit.

- We're sorry, but we didn't sign
up - Open the fucking trunk.

- for no girl and shit.
- Hey, hey, don't argue with him, Danny.

- Just open the fucking trunk.
- No, fuck, I'm not fucking...

- Just open the fucking trunk.
- Dude, we didn't fucking sign up for this.

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Just open the fucking trunk.

- You guys need to take it back now.
- Come here, sweetheart.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
no, chill, chill, chill.

- Get down on the fucking ground.
- Chill, chill, chill.

- No, no, no, no, no.
- Get down on the fucking ground.

- What are you doing? Chill, chill, chill.
- No, no, no, no.

- Yo, what are you doing?
- Shut up! Shut up!

- Don't fucking...
- Screw that.

The way of the
warrior is to be found in dying.

Just do your job.

Fuck!

Welcome to fucking America.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

♪ Raindrop is pouring

♪ Raindrop

Today you become a man.

♪ It was only one raindrop

♪ From a clear calming sky

Your mommy
has been a really bad,

bad mommy, haven't you?

Haven't you?

Mommy says she wants to leave.

You want Mommy to leave?

- See that?
- Please, not in front of my son.

You're not going anywhere.

Close your eyes.

Close your eyes.

That's Avakian,
A-V-A-K-I-A-N, Avakian.

- It used to be...
- Excuse me, sir.

- Waiter, sir.
- Yes.

- I don't have my food yet.
- It's coming right up.

I need my money, man.

- I need my money. I need it.
- Little busy right now, please.

- I need my fucking money.
- Food.

Go. Thank you.

It's gonna take
a little longer than expected.

If that's the case,
I don't want it.

What do you mean
you don't want it?

- We already have it working in the back.
- Sorry, it's too late.

No, no, no, no,
we have your food

- working in the back right now.
- Get your fucking hands off of me.

You can't just
fucking waste food.

- Fuck you.
- I'm not wasting food.

- Fucking eat it then.
- You can't just fucking waste food.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.
What's wrong? What happened?

- He didn't bring me my fucking food.
- Okay.

- Yes.
- I'm fucking starving. Your restaurant sucks, dude.

Okay. Okay.

She was skipping out
on the bill.

- Listen to me...
- She was skipping out on the bill.

- She was fucking leaving.
- She was not skipping.

She was skipping out
on the fucking bill, man.

You do not put your hand on customer ever.
They will sue me for that.

You understand?
And she's a woman.

- You have to go. I'm sorry.
- Fine. Fine.

I'll go. Fuck, I'll go right now.
I'll go, fucking shit.

- I don't fucking need this fucking shit.
- Take that jailhouse crap

- and go.
- All right, make me go.

How about that? How about that? You make
me go. How about that? You make me go.

- You make go.
- Don't make me call Ms. Emma.

- You fucking make me go.
- I'll call.

Call her, I don't give a fuck. I don't give
a fuck. Fucking make me go, motherfucker.

How about that?
How about that, motherfucker?

- Go.
- I don't need this fucking shit.

- Go.
- Yo, fuck you, guys.

- Go.
- Fuck you.

- I don't need this fucking shit.
- Good.

I'ma fucking bury this place.
Fuck you.

You don't even know
your own son.

You don't even know
your own kid.

- Fucking liars.
- Leave the door.

Whole city is full of liars.

Human happiness
is defined by the conflicts

and hardships
that you've been through.

The greater they are,
the greater your happiness.

Human happiness is defined

by the conflicts and hardships
that you have been through.

The greater they are,
the greater your happiness.

Human happiness is defined

by the conflicts and hardships
that you have been through.

The greater they are,
the greater your happiness.

Human happiness is defined

by the conflicts and hardships
that you have been through.

The greater they are,
the greater your happiness.

Human happiness is defined

by the conflicts and hardships
that you have been through.

The greater they are,
the greater your happiness.

...whose mental
and physical powers

were developed to the absolute
peak of human perfection.

But there came a day when giant quakes
threatened to destroy Krypton forever.

Found himself possessed
of amazing physical powers.

Faster than a speeding bullet,
more powerful than a locomotive...

able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound,

the infant of Krypton
is now the Man of Steel!

To best be in a position
to use his amazing powers

in a never-ending battle
for truth and justice.

A passing motorist found the uninjured
child and took it to an orphanage.

Obviously, I'm not picking up,

so I either can't talk
or I don't wanna talk.

Leave me a message
and maybe I'll get back.

Hey.

- Hello.
- Can we talk?

Anything you have to say,
you can say in front of them.

All right.
Well, I'm looking for Danny.

- Is he working today?
- No.

He has not been here all week.

His mother is worried sick.

But you're not worried
about it, right?

You're just gonna hang out
and play fucking board games?

He's a grown man.

So, you have no idea
where I can find him?

Hey.

Hey, look at me
when I talk to you.

If you don't find him
at the department,

maybe you look in the jail
or the cemetery. Okay?

You know my dad
was a real piece of shit, too.

Okay, you can go.
Nice talking to you.

- You're a fucking fraud, man.
- Okay.

Yeah, it's the middle
of the night, man.

I need my fucking money, man.

- Yeah, now is not...
- I don't give a fuck.

- Just let me in.
- Okay, come on in.

Now.

T-dawg, this is my boy Chino.
Chino, this is T-dawg.

Hey, get the fuck out.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out.
I need to talk to you.

- No, no, no, no. no, no.
- I need my fucking money, man.

- Dude, don't...
- Get the fuck out.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- I don't wanna meet your fucking friends.

- Don't fucking...
- Eh, eh, eh,

- don't fucking touch me.
- Don't come into my fucking place

and disrespect me
and my friends like that.

- T-dawg, you're not going anywhere.
- It's all good, man.

- It's all good. I'm out.
- Fucking sit down.

I'm out. It's okay, we had a good
night, we had a good time.

You look beautiful. I love you.

You wanna, uh...
you wanna take a seat?

No. I want you to get my fucking money.
I'll get the fuck out of here.

You can go back to doing whatever
bullshit you were doing before.

- Let's go, let's go.
- Okay, all right, all right.

Yes, yes, sir.
I'll go get your money, all right?

- What is this?
- What's it look like?

This isn't even half
of what we discussed.

It's all I've got.

What do you mean
it's all you got?

I mean, I had some and then I spent
some and now that's what's left.

What do you mean it's gone?

- I mean, I have...
- No, no, what do you mean it's gone?

Where's my fucking money, man?

You really wanna make it
about this?

Come on, man.

Why are you here really, huh?

This isn't about
the fucking money.

Tell me the truth.

Admit it.

For me and admit it to yourself,
why are you here really, bro?

What the fuck
are you doing, man?

What, you don't like this?
You don't like it when I get close to you?

No, you're fucked up, man.

- You're fucked up.
- Yes, I'm fucked up. But at least I admit it.

Admit
that you're fucked up too, huh.

- I don't fuck this shit.
- What is this?

What is this rela...
What... what is this?

- What is what?
- Me and you, what is it?

Why are you really here, huh?

Hmm?

What do you wanna say?

I don't fucking need you, man.

- I know you.
- I don't fucking need you, man.

- I fucking know you.
- Your fucking dad hired a guy straight out of prison

- to be your fucking babysitter.
- No, don't fucking talk about that.

Yeah, yeah,
to be your fucking babysitter.

And I'm still more of a fucking
son than you'll ever be.

Dude, you ain't got no fucking family.
Ain't got no family, all right?

Don't fucking talk shit about my
dad, all right, or my family.

You likey like this, huh?

- Hmm? How about...
- Don't... don't fucking touch me.

Yeah, come on.

Hey, I said don't fucking
touch me, man.

- Don't fucking... don't fucking touch me.
- You fucking hit me then.

Fucking...

Don't fucking land
like this, huh.

Behind the walls,
there was a code.

Out here in society,
the game has no rules.

Looks like we got Bert and no Ernie.
You guys have a domestic dispute?

Hey, why don't you
just shut the fuck up?

You got something?
I'll do whatever you need me to do.

Don't be so desperate.

I like to be teased.

I know that.

How much do you require
for this adventure?

Ah.

Is that US?

You know I don't like
to touch money.

I never did. I think it's disgusting.
I think it's filthy.

I think I'm allergic.

But my friend here will provide
you with one half right now,

and then the other half
when it is done.

What is it I'm doing?

What do you mean personal shit?

Your fucking mother?

How does that concern me, bro?
Everybody's got cancer.

What, but you got money to spend
to take your girl to Nobu,

buy her lobster
with my fucking money?

Yeah, next picture's
gonna be a missing person.

Get the fuck off! Get the fuck off!
Get the fuck off!

Get the... get the fuck off!

You got the keys?

Hey, what's up, man? You wanna try a
restaurant out? There you go. Thank you.

Hey, you guys, you guys, wanna try a
restaurant out? Thank you. Have a good day.

Hey, what's up, man?
You wanna try a restaurant out?

- Why not!
- There you go.

All right, man. Yeah, yeah.

Why don't you do us all a
favor and go do something illegal

so I can throw your fucking ass
back in jail?

- It's clearly where you want be.
- What are you talking about?

You are displaying all the signs of
somebody who wants to go back to prison.

I don't know,
maybe you like it there.

What is that?

It's a lease for a restaurant.

I put you down as a cosigner.

Where the fuck
did you get my information?

- I didn't think you'd mind.
- You didn't think I would mind?

No. I have the money, I just needed
a name to put down on the lease.

You didn't think
to ask your parole officer?

You're gonna go back to prison.

Get on your knees.

Do it!

Does that feel good?

You're my little project.

Hey, you wanna try out a restaurant?
There you go. Thank you.

Hey, you guys, you guys,
wanna try out a restaurant? There you go.

Hey, how's it going?
You wanna try out a restaurant?

No?
All right, you have a good day.

Hey. Hey, what's up, man?
You wanna try a restaurant out?

- Oh, what up, man?
- How are you doing, man?

- This all you?
- Yeah, this is my spot.

It's gonna be right over here
next week.

I'm just opening it in like
as a pop-up for a little while.

- Can I take a portrait?
- Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, I'm an artist.

I try and shoot like all the
people I run into and like...

- Oh, okay.
- Your vibe, bro.

- No, I appreciate that, man.
- , dude. Awesome.

Just look out to the street.
Yeah.

I wanna lead an important life.

I wanna do it because I
was born a human being.

Shut your mouth!

Don't open your mouth unless
you're stuffing food in it.

Serve these disgraceful
pieces of shit their food.

Eat motherfucker, eat!

Here you go. And here you go.
Eat.

My boy, boy.
This is fucking prison.

You're gonna be my bitch
in a minute.

Every one of you
would be my bitch in my cell.

Here, finish that shit!
Are we on a fucking diet?

Lady, eat!

Eat the fucking hotdog.

Eat!

Motherfucker, eat! Now!

Get up.

Finish that shit!

Good. Eat.

- You now have two minutes.
- Fuck that hotdog. Give me that. Eat!

All right, if I could get
everybody's attention for a second.

I just wanna thank you guys for
successfully serving your sentence.

Yeah!

Congratulations.
You guys did great.

I hope you guys had
as much fun as we did.

Please tell your friends.
Come back whenever you guys want.

Have a great night.

All right, yeah.

- Hey, thank you, man.
- Congratulations.

No, no, you did great.
You did great.

- Hey, thank you, man. Good job.
- Thank you so much.

Appreciate it, man.

- I was scared, man.
- I know, I saw this guy crying.

- Thank you very much.
- Thank you so much.

Appreciate it.

Is that a bed pan?

I'll see you tomorrow.

I have to be back

- We know it's gonna be this good, man.
- What did you guys think?

Did you guys have fun?
You guys had a good time?

I brought the homie, I think
he's gonna write about it.

This... this was something
special, something different.

But... but I got to know.
Can I get your story?

No, I really appreciate it, man.
Thank you, guys, for coming out.

I really hope
you liked the food.

- We all loved it. It was great.
- All right, you guys have a great night.

- Yeah, you, too.
- Thank you so much.

Bravo!

You, uh...

you got room for one more?

Of course.

Sorry, bro. I'm sorry, been a long time.
You know I'm sorry for you.

You okay? Okay.

I love you, bro.

Sorry.

♪ Look at the sun
It's something running ♪

♪ Look in your soul
You see it's turning ♪

♪ Look in that mirror
As if you know I'm fine ♪

♪ I'll be there

♪ If you get afraid
Of what comes ahead ♪

♪ Evacuate and let it hit you
On the back of your head ♪

♪ And if you change
You might come back ♪

♪ You're not scared

My past didn't matter to me...

but somehow that was all
anyone judged me by.

They didn't see me as a human...

just a broken vessel
in an empty sea.

I realized my physical journey
brought me to a higher spiritual goal.

No handcuffs or prison cell
could cage my spirit.

There is a supreme law
of the land here,

one that presides
over all others.

Steal a little, you're a thief.

But steal a lot,
you can be king.

Back to your cell.

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