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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:02,244 --> 00:03:04,929 Where's Bernie? They're killing us. 2 00:03:05,033 --> 00:03:07,223 We need him here right away. 3 00:03:10,651 --> 00:03:13,279 Yeah! 4 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:45,517 Come on, baby. Come on, come on! 5 00:03:45,551 --> 00:03:47,249 Come on! 6 00:03:47,353 --> 00:03:50,255 Seven out. 7 00:03:50,290 --> 00:03:53,156 Oh, man! 8 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:57,424 Come to Papa-- Hey, what the hell? ! 9 00:03:57,462 --> 00:04:01,372 God damn it, that's supposed to be an $800 jackpot. 10 00:04:01,833 --> 00:04:03,919 Afternoon, Doris. - Hey. 11 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:14,141 Got any cream? - Sure. 12 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:18,307 Oh, shit. - Oh, it doesn't matter. 13 00:04:28,393 --> 00:04:30,623 Dewar's and-- 14 00:04:30,661 --> 00:04:33,086 Fuck! Dewar's and water, please. 15 00:04:34,099 --> 00:04:36,363 Hi, Natalie. 16 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:38,800 Hey... - Bernie. 17 00:04:38,836 --> 00:04:42,135 Shit, motherfucker! Yeah, Bernie. 18 00:04:42,172 --> 00:04:44,636 Yo, Doris, have you seen Shelly around? 19 00:04:44,740 --> 00:04:46,872 He promised to position me at the tables tonight. 20 00:04:46,977 --> 00:04:49,275 I've been on skid row all week. 21 00:04:49,379 --> 00:04:51,311 You didn't settle up with me last night. 22 00:04:51,415 --> 00:04:55,909 No? You sure? Fuck, I was way under. 23 00:04:55,953 --> 00:04:58,250 It's been like an AA convention around here. 24 00:04:58,354 --> 00:05:01,186 I'll make it up to you tonight, I promise. 25 00:05:01,290 --> 00:05:04,054 Where have I heard that before? 26 00:05:04,093 --> 00:05:07,377 If I see Shelly, I'll tell him... - Thanks. 27 00:05:07,964 --> 00:05:09,962 ...that you're looking for him. 28 00:05:10,066 --> 00:05:12,151 Conway, party of 11. 29 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:14,800 Please check your reservation in the Paradise Lounge. 30 00:05:14,904 --> 00:05:16,902 Hey, Bernie, Shelly needs you on 11. 31 00:05:17,006 --> 00:05:20,065 All right. Let's do the Chivas Regal. 32 00:05:20,108 --> 00:05:23,441 And have that-- have Natalie bring it over, 33 00:05:23,479 --> 00:05:24,821 the one working the nickel slots... 34 00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:25,510 by the Paradise. 35 00:05:25,614 --> 00:05:28,312 I spoke to Shelly earlier. He wants her out on the tables. 36 00:05:28,417 --> 00:05:30,885 All right. I'll take care of it. 37 00:05:33,488 --> 00:05:35,614 Great shot. How about that? 38 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:41,492 Hi. It's you, right? 39 00:05:41,529 --> 00:05:44,157 Yeah, over here. 40 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:47,895 Joe said I should stick around. 41 00:05:47,936 --> 00:05:49,900 You say something to Shelly? 42 00:05:50,005 --> 00:05:52,495 Um-hmm. 43 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:55,031 Wow, that was fast. Thanks. 44 00:05:55,075 --> 00:05:58,067 Don't mention it. It's over here. 45 00:06:00,413 --> 00:06:03,463 I'll win you a fortune on five and nine. 46 00:06:04,285 --> 00:06:06,348 Did you order the Chivas Regal? 47 00:06:06,452 --> 00:06:10,152 Hey, back off, will you, pal? Can't you see I got a roll here? 48 00:06:10,256 --> 00:06:13,123 54, 54. 49 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:16,492 Seven out, line away. - That motherfucker. 50 00:06:16,528 --> 00:06:20,517 Thanks for the bet, folks. - Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. 51 00:06:34,179 --> 00:06:36,409 Oh! Shoot! 52 00:06:50,161 --> 00:06:52,460 Better luck next time. 53 00:07:13,783 --> 00:07:16,582 Ah-hh. 54 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:20,486 Shelly, they're here. - Relax, Shorty. 55 00:07:20,591 --> 00:07:23,823 Hey. Nicky, you didn't tell me you were coming. 56 00:07:23,927 --> 00:07:25,056 I'm having a manicure here. 57 00:07:25,161 --> 00:07:27,426 You think I don't wash up after going to the john, huh? 58 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,829 Forget about it. You look like a million bucks. How are you? 59 00:07:29,933 --> 00:07:31,898 You should have called ahead. I would have sent the car. 60 00:07:32,002 --> 00:07:33,685 No, we figured we'd surprise you. 61 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:35,000 Anytime, Nicky, anytime. 62 00:07:35,104 --> 00:07:37,035 I know that, partner. 63 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:38,828 Shelly, let me introduce you to our... 64 00:07:38,932 --> 00:07:39,704 brightest VP here. 65 00:07:39,809 --> 00:07:40,828 This is Larry Sokolov. 66 00:07:40,933 --> 00:07:42,440 His numbers guy, Marty Goldfarb. 67 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:43,892 How do you do, Shelly? 68 00:07:43,996 --> 00:07:46,044 Can I get you something to drink? 69 00:07:46,148 --> 00:07:48,616 I'd love a vodka tonic, thanks. 70 00:07:50,319 --> 00:07:53,502 ...comes out of the confessional and she... 71 00:07:53,606 --> 00:07:56,421 says, 'Move over, I have to gargle.' 72 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:03,061 So Nicky, what brings you to town? 73 00:08:03,165 --> 00:08:05,362 Shelly, I've got a smart kid here. 74 00:08:05,466 --> 00:08:06,627 He's got some good ideas... 75 00:08:06,731 --> 00:08:08,431 about how to revitalize the Shangri-La. 76 00:08:08,536 --> 00:08:10,338 Revitalize? What are you talking about? 77 00:08:10,443 --> 00:08:11,769 We did $35 million last year. 78 00:08:11,873 --> 00:08:13,803 Nicky: Why don't you just hear the kid out, huh? 79 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:15,803 Shelly, I want you to know that I have... 80 00:08:15,907 --> 00:08:17,708 nothing but the utmost respect for you. 81 00:08:17,812 --> 00:08:19,463 You've done a tremendous job with... 82 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,311 the Shangri-La over the last 16 years. 83 00:08:21,415 --> 00:08:24,113 I don't think anybody can dispute that. 84 00:08:24,217 --> 00:08:24,607 Nicky: 85 00:08:24,711 --> 00:08:27,017 Yeah, nobody doubts that, Shell. 86 00:08:27,121 --> 00:08:29,152 But the business has changed. 87 00:08:29,256 --> 00:08:30,391 Just take a look at the Strip, 88 00:08:30,495 --> 00:08:31,788 you'll see what I'm talking about. 89 00:08:31,892 --> 00:08:33,822 What? 90 00:08:33,926 --> 00:08:39,091 You mean that Disneyland mookfest out there? Huh? 91 00:08:39,132 --> 00:08:41,531 Come on, you know what that is? 92 00:08:41,568 --> 00:08:45,067 Huh? That's a fucking violation is what that is. 93 00:08:45,171 --> 00:08:47,369 It's something that used to be beautiful. 94 00:08:47,473 --> 00:08:50,306 It used to have class, 95 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:51,979 like a gorgeous high-priced hooker... 96 00:08:52,083 --> 00:08:53,308 with an exclusive clientele. 97 00:08:53,412 --> 00:08:55,745 Then along comes that Steve Wynn cocksucker... 98 00:08:55,849 --> 00:08:57,667 and knocks her up and puts her... 99 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:59,080 in a fucking family way. 100 00:08:59,184 --> 00:09:01,817 Now, she's nothing but a cheap fat whore... 101 00:09:01,921 --> 00:09:03,484 hiding behind too much make-up. 102 00:09:03,588 --> 00:09:05,620 I look at her and see her stretch marks. 103 00:09:05,725 --> 00:09:07,046 It makes me want to cry, because 104 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:08,557 I remember the way she used to be. 105 00:09:08,661 --> 00:09:10,591 Am I right? 106 00:09:10,695 --> 00:09:12,819 There's no arguing the bottom line. 107 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:14,861 Those places are raking it in... 108 00:09:14,966 --> 00:09:16,436 and the Shangri-La as she is now... 109 00:09:16,540 --> 00:09:17,532 can't compete with that. 110 00:09:17,636 --> 00:09:20,333 You think I'm trying to compete with that? 111 00:09:20,438 --> 00:09:21,739 You think that's what we're about, 112 00:09:21,843 --> 00:09:23,304 trying to bring in the stroller crowd, 113 00:09:23,408 --> 00:09:24,970 fresh off some 'E-ticket' ride, trying... 114 00:09:25,074 --> 00:09:26,439 to break the house on red and black? 115 00:09:26,543 --> 00:09:28,475 Fremont has never been about that bullshit. 116 00:09:28,580 --> 00:09:32,279 This is where old time and real money come to play. 117 00:09:32,383 --> 00:09:33,837 The numbers don't back you up... 118 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,582 on that, Shelly. Don't get me wrong. 119 00:09:35,686 --> 00:09:38,971 Nostalgia is great and we love nostalgia... 120 00:09:39,890 --> 00:09:43,018 ...but nostalgia belongs in a museum. 121 00:09:43,061 --> 00:09:44,704 I think it comes a time to decide... 122 00:09:44,808 --> 00:09:46,358 whether you're running a museum... 123 00:09:46,462 --> 00:09:49,557 or you're running a casino. 124 00:09:53,870 --> 00:09:55,955 Bernie. 125 00:09:56,940 --> 00:09:59,237 'Mr. Cool.' You got a minute? 126 00:09:59,275 --> 00:10:02,073 I was just heading over to 14. - It can wait. 127 00:10:02,178 --> 00:10:04,703 How's the knee? 128 00:10:04,747 --> 00:10:07,443 I met this orthopedic surgeon... 129 00:10:07,483 --> 00:10:08,947 at Vegas Memorial. He tells me... 130 00:10:09,051 --> 00:10:12,384 they can rebuild a man's entire kneecap out of titanium. 131 00:10:12,488 --> 00:10:14,852 Oh, of course it costs a shitload of money, 132 00:10:14,956 --> 00:10:16,379 but seeing as this gentleman is into us... 133 00:10:16,483 --> 00:10:17,555 for 500 large, I thought maybe-- 134 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:20,374 I told you, I'm not gonna be here... 135 00:10:20,478 --> 00:10:22,564 after Sunday. 136 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:27,100 Where are you gonna go, Bernie? 137 00:10:27,135 --> 00:10:29,232 Where the fuck are you gonna go... 138 00:10:29,337 --> 00:10:30,801 that's better than here? 139 00:10:30,906 --> 00:10:33,036 I've got you covered in this town. 140 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,449 People know you work for me. 141 00:10:34,553 --> 00:10:36,006 That's currency in your pocket. 142 00:10:36,111 --> 00:10:38,309 That's fucking respect, when you walk the floor. 143 00:10:38,413 --> 00:10:41,775 Where are you gonna get that, anyplace else? 144 00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:47,851 Seven days, Shelly... I'm out from under. 145 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:49,198 Excuse me, sweetheart. 146 00:10:49,302 --> 00:10:51,488 What's your name, darling? Never mind. 147 00:10:51,592 --> 00:10:53,557 This is who I am. 148 00:10:53,661 --> 00:10:55,626 Yeah, that's right. I like to know who's... 149 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:57,461 shopping it around in my neighborhood, 150 00:10:57,565 --> 00:10:58,878 so what you do is be in my office... 151 00:10:58,982 --> 00:11:00,029 first thing tomorrow morning, 152 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:01,079 if you want to continue... 153 00:11:01,183 --> 00:11:02,398 to work here at the Shangri-La... 154 00:11:02,502 --> 00:11:04,200 and you and I will go over the rules together. 155 00:11:04,304 --> 00:11:05,622 I also want you to bring me a clean... 156 00:11:05,726 --> 00:11:06,936 bill of health. All right, my dear? 157 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,635 Okay. - All right, thank you. 158 00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:16,679 How'd you like to 'birdie' that hole, huh? 159 00:11:16,783 --> 00:11:18,642 Say the word and she's yours anytime. 160 00:11:18,746 --> 00:11:20,348 I'll keep a running tab for you. 161 00:11:20,452 --> 00:11:21,549 Nah. 162 00:11:21,653 --> 00:11:23,630 What? What? She's not your type? 163 00:11:23,735 --> 00:11:24,887 Are you kidding me? 164 00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:27,254 I've got to go. 165 00:11:28,361 --> 00:11:30,550 Things are heating up on 14. 166 00:11:49,714 --> 00:11:52,945 Let's do it in the room. 167 00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:54,831 Kim, I think we got our laundry... 168 00:11:54,936 --> 00:11:56,950 mixed up. I-- I'll talk to you later. 169 00:11:57,054 --> 00:12:00,421 Come on, let's go back to the room. 170 00:12:00,459 --> 00:12:03,534 $50 bucks only gets you 20 minutes, man. 171 00:12:03,639 --> 00:12:05,724 You're wasting your time. 172 00:12:18,775 --> 00:12:23,474 Your soul is crippled. I'm gonna change that. 173 00:12:23,514 --> 00:12:27,382 Pray with me now. Out, demon! 174 00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:29,851 Let the crutches go! 175 00:12:29,886 --> 00:12:32,718 Let the spirit into you! 176 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,841 Run with me! 177 00:12:34,858 --> 00:12:37,519 Fuck me harder! Harder! Oh! 178 00:12:37,561 --> 00:12:41,257 Oh, yeah, baby. I like that. Come on. 179 00:12:41,298 --> 00:12:43,458 Come on, come on. 180 00:12:43,499 --> 00:12:46,525 You're so big! 181 00:12:52,241 --> 00:12:55,642 You do? Hallelujah! 182 00:12:55,677 --> 00:12:59,977 The Lord has shown his face once again. 183 00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:04,237 You gonna come all over me? Oh, yeah, come all over me. 184 00:13:08,656 --> 00:13:10,921 Let's do this, man. 185 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,518 Eight, the hard way. 186 00:13:14,563 --> 00:13:18,293 $900 for Mr. Pinkerton. - Seven and Seven. 187 00:13:19,434 --> 00:13:23,029 Thanks, doll face. - Jesus Christ! 188 00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,301 Shit, I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 189 00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:27,102 I'm so sorry. I'm such a fucking klutz. 190 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,405 No, this stuff happens. - Oh, my God. 191 00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:33,879 I'm sorry. This guy-- fucking hands all over my ass. 192 00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:36,815 You might want to stick around. 193 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,976 I came to play. 194 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,985 Come again, sister, in the name of Pinkie. 195 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:47,025 Take this. Hard eight, huh? 196 00:13:47,059 --> 00:13:49,056 How you like that? Suck on that. 197 00:13:49,161 --> 00:13:51,515 That's right. Give me them dice. 198 00:13:51,619 --> 00:13:52,394 Damn right. 199 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,728 One dollar, hard eight. 200 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:57,199 All right, everybody, get in. Here we go. 201 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:59,396 We'll bet $10. 202 00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:03,135 Out! Seven out. - Shit! God! 203 00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,173 What the fuck are you smiling at, bitch? 204 00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:07,362 Whoa, whoa... easy. Fellas? 205 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,211 You think it's fucking funny? - Take it easy, man. 206 00:14:09,315 --> 00:14:11,087 Think it's funny this place is stealing... 207 00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:12,747 my-- fucking numb-nuts, let go of me. 208 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,874 I'll have you fired, you piece-of-shit... 209 00:14:15,978 --> 00:14:18,481 bitch! Piece of fucking garbage! 210 00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:23,918 # But now I couldn't do without my supply #... 211 00:14:23,962 --> 00:14:27,989 # I need you for my own #... 212 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:31,598 # Oh, I can't break away I must have you every day #... 213 00:14:31,703 --> 00:14:36,402 # As regularly as coffee or tea #... 214 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,206 # You got me in your clutches and I can't break free #... 215 00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:44,337 # You're getting to be a habit with me... # 216 00:14:44,381 --> 00:14:47,475 Oh, Shelly. I love you, Shelly. 217 00:14:47,517 --> 00:14:49,916 He's the man, he's the best man. Salut. 218 00:14:50,020 --> 00:14:50,865 No, no, no. 219 00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,773 He hates that shit. He really does. 220 00:15:00,596 --> 00:15:02,627 # I used to think your love... #... 221 00:15:02,732 --> 00:15:05,078 # Was something that I... #... 222 00:15:05,101 --> 00:15:07,466 # Could take... #... 223 00:15:07,503 --> 00:15:10,233 # Or leave alone #... 224 00:15:12,407 --> 00:15:18,073 # But now I couldn't do without my supply... #... 225 00:15:21,617 --> 00:15:23,846 There he is. - Hey. 226 00:15:23,885 --> 00:15:25,201 Shelly, I was a fucking embarrassment... 227 00:15:25,305 --> 00:15:26,416 out there, do you understand that? 228 00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:27,369 You should never have... 229 00:15:27,474 --> 00:15:28,885 talked me into going out there, Shelly. 230 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:30,004 I should have never let you. 231 00:15:30,108 --> 00:15:31,389 Frank is rolling over in his grave. 232 00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:32,191 I've got strep, man. 233 00:15:32,295 --> 00:15:33,591 You understand that? I've got strep. 234 00:15:33,695 --> 00:15:35,141 Listen to me, Pops, you were... 235 00:15:35,246 --> 00:15:37,128 pure velvet out there. It was just silk. 236 00:15:37,232 --> 00:15:39,780 And also, looky-looky what was hanging... 237 00:15:39,884 --> 00:15:41,165 on the doorknob. Huh? 238 00:15:41,269 --> 00:15:42,934 Forget about your tonsils. 239 00:15:43,038 --> 00:15:44,744 When the muff confetti stops coming, 240 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:46,602 that's when you know you got trouble. 241 00:15:46,706 --> 00:15:48,972 Did you get a receipt? 242 00:15:49,010 --> 00:15:52,467 Excuse me? - They're on sale in the lobby. 243 00:15:52,513 --> 00:15:54,911 Charlayne's. This is 'Victoria's Secret 244 00:15:55,015 --> 00:15:56,345 Valentine Collection.' 245 00:15:56,449 --> 00:15:58,548 What about that broad you got coming here later? 246 00:15:58,652 --> 00:15:59,966 How much did she set you back? Nothing... 247 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,150 but the best for old Buddy, right? 248 00:16:01,254 --> 00:16:05,748 Are you fucking kidding me? Gimme, you don't deserve this. 249 00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,224 You got all those ladies going home... 250 00:16:07,328 --> 00:16:08,758 with a nice breeze between their legs, 251 00:16:08,863 --> 00:16:10,292 'cause you do it the way they like it... 252 00:16:10,396 --> 00:16:11,699 and you're saying I'm some 253 00:16:11,803 --> 00:16:13,261 Buddy Stafford ego pimp, huh? 254 00:16:13,366 --> 00:16:16,665 Hey, fuck you and-- fuck you. 255 00:16:16,703 --> 00:16:17,737 Come on, give it to me. 256 00:16:17,841 --> 00:16:19,534 Give it to me, man. Come on, come on! 257 00:16:19,638 --> 00:16:22,438 Come on, don't be a prick. Come on, man. 258 00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:26,376 Come on, give it to me! Come on, man. 259 00:16:31,918 --> 00:16:34,943 Oh, fuck! Fuck! 260 00:16:40,993 --> 00:16:43,858 Do you ever watch any of those nature shows? 261 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,459 What? 262 00:16:45,564 --> 00:16:47,859 You know, those nature shows. 263 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,063 You watch them? 264 00:16:49,167 --> 00:16:52,568 Yeah, I've seen a few nature shows. 265 00:16:52,604 --> 00:16:56,596 Yeah? Well, this one I've seen about a dozen times. 266 00:16:56,641 --> 00:17:01,077 It's about... lions. It's about... 267 00:17:01,112 --> 00:17:04,844 the cycle of life of the lions... and the leader of the pack. 268 00:17:04,949 --> 00:17:08,180 'Pride'. With lions it's a pride. - Yeah. 269 00:17:08,218 --> 00:17:11,752 This old king lion, right? He's getting on in years... 270 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,030 and then sooner or later... 271 00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:14,353 some young male comes along. 272 00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:16,772 He challenges him... and he beats... 273 00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,258 the fuck out of this old lion, right? 274 00:17:19,362 --> 00:17:22,627 He just kicks the shit out of him. 275 00:17:22,665 --> 00:17:26,231 And then... then they push him out of the pride... 276 00:17:26,335 --> 00:17:28,139 and he has to go in the jungle... 277 00:17:28,243 --> 00:17:29,936 and scavenge and he dies alone. 278 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,170 The nature's got some sense of humor, huh? 279 00:17:32,274 --> 00:17:33,939 No shit. 280 00:17:34,044 --> 00:17:36,842 See, but Shelly, it's tragic because... 281 00:17:36,946 --> 00:17:41,315 he's past it, this old fucked lion... 282 00:17:41,350 --> 00:17:42,912 and he doesn't know it... 283 00:17:43,017 --> 00:17:45,483 and it would be so much easier for him, 284 00:17:45,588 --> 00:17:50,116 if he could just... walk away. 285 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:54,456 And... he could avoid all the pain... 286 00:17:54,561 --> 00:17:56,860 and the humiliation. 287 00:17:58,033 --> 00:18:00,433 Hey... 288 00:18:00,468 --> 00:18:02,626 that would be like accepting... 289 00:18:02,730 --> 00:18:05,102 that you were dead already, right? 290 00:18:05,206 --> 00:18:07,137 I think I like it better nature's way, don't you? 291 00:18:07,241 --> 00:18:10,643 Yeah, maybe you're right. 292 00:18:10,678 --> 00:18:14,841 Yeah, that's it. 293 00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:41,206 Buy you a drink? 294 00:18:47,347 --> 00:18:49,432 Yeah. 295 00:18:51,184 --> 00:18:53,482 Shelly, you got a minute? 296 00:18:54,922 --> 00:18:57,118 Shelly, this is Johnny Cappella. 297 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:58,021 How you doing, Shelly? 298 00:18:58,126 --> 00:18:59,387 I know you from some place, right? 299 00:18:59,491 --> 00:19:02,390 Johnny's been opening for Danny Ganz at the Mirage. 300 00:19:02,494 --> 00:19:04,248 Now Sony is talking about signing him... 301 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,294 to a three-album deal. 302 00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:07,795 They're going to position him as the new Harry Connick. 303 00:19:07,899 --> 00:19:10,699 And I should be interested in this... why? 304 00:19:10,803 --> 00:19:12,091 Johnny's looking to headline. 305 00:19:12,195 --> 00:19:13,667 I thought we might be interested. 306 00:19:13,772 --> 00:19:16,118 We? - Did I come at a bad time? 307 00:19:16,140 --> 00:19:18,226 Even if I was interested, 308 00:19:18,243 --> 00:19:20,508 I got fresh ink with Buddy for the next five years. 309 00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:22,809 I just renegotiated his contract. 310 00:19:22,913 --> 00:19:25,245 Listen, you two need to be on the same page. 311 00:19:25,349 --> 00:19:28,048 Larry, listen, if I don't hear from you by Thursday, 312 00:19:28,153 --> 00:19:30,618 I'm taking the Stardust. All right? I'm going there. 313 00:19:30,722 --> 00:19:32,786 I understand. - Johnny Cappella, gone. 314 00:19:32,891 --> 00:19:35,858 We'll definitely be in touch, Johnny. 315 00:19:35,962 --> 00:19:38,047 Assholes. 316 00:19:43,067 --> 00:19:47,026 Your progressed Venus is in Gemini... 317 00:19:48,038 --> 00:19:50,506 12.5 degrees... 318 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:54,773 and it's in direct motion, which means... 319 00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:03,247 ...you're a slow starter when it comes to romance. 320 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,188 Sorry. You know what? 321 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:08,053 This is real unprofessional of me. 322 00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:12,692 I shouldn't discuss your chart with you until I'm all done. 323 00:20:13,029 --> 00:20:15,198 I can tell by the look on your face... 324 00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:17,296 you think this is all a lot of B.S. 325 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,398 No, I just... I know what the outcome's gonna be. 326 00:20:20,502 --> 00:20:23,167 There's not like one particular outcome. 327 00:20:23,271 --> 00:20:25,970 A lot of things come into the picture, like... 328 00:20:26,074 --> 00:20:27,323 the planets, the moon phases-- 329 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:28,807 The outcome won't change with me. 330 00:20:28,911 --> 00:20:32,607 It'll be all bad. - Oh, my God. 331 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,406 I have never met anyone... 332 00:20:34,510 --> 00:20:36,547 who was so down on themselves. 333 00:20:36,651 --> 00:20:39,701 Do you know what I do at the Shangri-La? 334 00:20:41,122 --> 00:20:44,388 I asked around. You're a cooler. 335 00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:48,625 You turn winners into losers. - Do you know how I do that? 336 00:20:48,729 --> 00:20:50,322 Listen, I know there's a lot of stuff... 337 00:20:50,426 --> 00:20:51,894 that happens in casinos all the time. 338 00:20:51,998 --> 00:20:54,365 I do it by being myself. 339 00:20:54,402 --> 00:20:56,915 People get next to me, their luck turns. 340 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:58,635 It's always been that way. 341 00:20:58,739 --> 00:21:00,043 Well, that sounds... 342 00:21:00,147 --> 00:21:02,673 like a self-fulfilling prophecy to me. 343 00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,041 There's a whole chapter of that in my book... 344 00:21:05,145 --> 00:21:07,477 I only got six more days. 345 00:21:07,514 --> 00:21:10,541 Well... really almost five. 346 00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,847 I'm leaving town. 347 00:21:15,121 --> 00:21:18,090 Only five more days? 348 00:21:21,061 --> 00:21:23,954 Then we shouldn't waste any more time. 349 00:21:25,864 --> 00:21:28,458 You want to go back to your place? 350 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:36,669 If this is-- 351 00:21:36,708 --> 00:21:39,609 I'm not sure... 352 00:21:39,645 --> 00:21:41,977 I'm not sure I can afford... 353 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:45,415 I can't afford to-- - Christ. 354 00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:49,148 Oh, God. I'm sorry. Wait, I didn't mean it. 355 00:21:52,891 --> 00:21:54,088 See, this is what I'm talking about. 356 00:21:54,192 --> 00:21:55,389 I've gone and cooled the damn table. 357 00:21:55,493 --> 00:21:59,486 Shut up, Bernie, shut up. 358 00:21:59,530 --> 00:22:03,227 You haven't gone and cooled anything. 359 00:22:03,267 --> 00:22:06,030 Not by a long shot. 360 00:22:11,141 --> 00:22:13,576 Oh, God. 361 00:22:14,579 --> 00:22:17,412 You know... 362 00:22:17,447 --> 00:22:21,201 once they're dead, they don't really grow back... 363 00:22:22,219 --> 00:22:25,347 in case that's what you were waiting for. 364 00:22:25,589 --> 00:22:28,149 Oh, my God, you got a cat? 365 00:22:35,831 --> 00:22:39,494 So... you got any music? 366 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:05,248 Hey... 367 00:23:05,294 --> 00:23:07,660 come here. 368 00:23:09,697 --> 00:23:12,029 Sit. 369 00:23:15,669 --> 00:23:20,004 Relax, Bernie, relax. 370 00:23:26,747 --> 00:23:29,046 I assure you... 371 00:23:29,082 --> 00:23:31,081 at least one of us has done this before. 372 00:23:31,185 --> 00:23:34,078 This is not the first time I've ever-- 373 00:23:36,757 --> 00:23:39,351 Surprise me. 374 00:23:41,727 --> 00:23:45,164 I like this. 375 00:23:53,805 --> 00:23:57,502 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 376 00:24:00,112 --> 00:24:04,242 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 377 00:24:05,917 --> 00:24:09,921 # Luck, if you've ever been a lady... 378 00:24:10,026 --> 00:24:11,887 to begin with #... 379 00:24:11,991 --> 00:24:15,322 # Luck, be a lady tonight #... 380 00:24:20,432 --> 00:24:24,994 # Luck, let a gentleman see #... 381 00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:30,766 # How nice a girl you can be #... 382 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:35,415 # I know the way you've treated... 383 00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:38,256 other guys you've been with... #... 384 00:24:38,282 --> 00:24:42,651 They're snaps. - I think I can get it. 385 00:24:42,685 --> 00:24:45,883 Ow! Wait. Pull down some. 386 00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:47,220 Okay. - Ouch! 387 00:24:47,324 --> 00:24:51,260 I'm sorry. - It's okay. It's okay. 388 00:24:52,262 --> 00:24:54,225 # It isn't fair...# 389 00:24:54,330 --> 00:24:58,859 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, shit. 390 00:24:58,902 --> 00:25:04,168 # A lady doesn't wander all over the room #... 391 00:25:04,207 --> 00:25:08,974 # And blow on some other guy's dice #... 392 00:25:10,445 --> 00:25:14,438 # So let's keep this party polite #... 393 00:25:17,152 --> 00:25:20,782 # Never get out of my sight #... 394 00:25:22,557 --> 00:25:24,679 # Stick with me, baby, 395 00:25:24,783 --> 00:25:28,189 I'm the fella you came in with #... 396 00:25:28,230 --> 00:25:31,289 # Luck, be a lady tonight... # 397 00:25:52,220 --> 00:25:54,483 Sorry. 398 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:02,255 # Luck, let a gentleman see... # 399 00:26:04,431 --> 00:26:06,696 It's okay, Bernie. 400 00:26:07,934 --> 00:26:10,698 I've had worse. 401 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,535 Oh, shit. Oh, God. 402 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,707 I know I'm gonna pay for this, I just-- 403 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:22,252 I don't know who you are or what-- I don't... 404 00:26:22,281 --> 00:26:26,308 This was good and I'm glad. I don't care. 405 00:26:31,623 --> 00:26:34,251 You've got a great cock. 406 00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,924 You've-- 407 00:26:41,966 --> 00:26:44,128 Thank you. 408 00:27:18,101 --> 00:27:20,592 So... 409 00:27:20,637 --> 00:27:22,983 want to go get some breakfast? 410 00:27:27,811 --> 00:27:31,444 They've got these rules about casinos hiring felons, 411 00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:34,948 so he got me a gig in telemarketing. 412 00:27:34,984 --> 00:27:36,681 We were scamming pensioners... 413 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:38,483 out of their retirement money. 414 00:27:38,587 --> 00:27:41,111 I lasted two weeks. 415 00:27:41,157 --> 00:27:43,425 Here you go. - By that time... 416 00:27:43,459 --> 00:27:45,424 I was really getting in deep. 417 00:27:45,528 --> 00:27:48,659 I owed one of the casinos over a hundred grand. 418 00:27:48,763 --> 00:27:51,463 I put Shelly in a really awkward position. 419 00:27:51,567 --> 00:27:53,731 I don't blame him for what he did. 420 00:27:53,836 --> 00:27:56,202 What? 421 00:27:56,237 --> 00:27:58,322 Your leg? 422 00:27:58,339 --> 00:28:00,772 He did that to you? 423 00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:03,937 He shot you? - No. Baseball bat. 424 00:28:03,978 --> 00:28:04,690 I got off easy. 425 00:28:04,794 --> 00:28:06,576 What do you mean you 'got off easy'? 426 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,202 I was out of control. 427 00:28:08,307 --> 00:28:10,580 He maimed you, for fuck's sake! 428 00:28:10,684 --> 00:28:13,968 Listen to me. I'm grateful for what he did. 429 00:28:13,988 --> 00:28:16,582 I am absolutely serious. 430 00:28:16,624 --> 00:28:19,023 Anytime I get an urge to play off the clock... 431 00:28:19,127 --> 00:28:21,124 or so much as drop a quarter in a slot, 432 00:28:21,228 --> 00:28:23,726 I just reach down and feel what's left of my cartilage. 433 00:28:23,831 --> 00:28:28,895 It's an excellent reminder. - Jesus Christ. 434 00:28:28,936 --> 00:28:32,669 I thought shit like that only happened in the movies. 435 00:28:32,773 --> 00:28:34,608 Anyway, Shelly and I worked out... 436 00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:35,604 a repayment plan. 437 00:28:35,708 --> 00:28:36,892 Six years off the books... 438 00:28:36,996 --> 00:28:38,608 at the Shangri-La cooling tables... 439 00:28:38,712 --> 00:28:40,907 and in five days... - Three. 440 00:28:40,948 --> 00:28:42,879 Oh! Oh, shit. 441 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:44,213 Oh, my God! Now? Are you sure? 442 00:28:44,318 --> 00:28:47,515 I'm going into labor. Yeah, I'm going into labor. 443 00:28:47,620 --> 00:28:49,184 Ow-ww! 444 00:28:49,288 --> 00:28:51,920 Deep breaths, deep breaths. Stay very calm. 445 00:28:52,025 --> 00:28:56,482 Okay, everybody, we're having a baby, we're having a baby. 446 00:28:56,796 --> 00:28:59,195 You fucking cocksucker! 447 00:28:59,232 --> 00:29:00,011 Who puts their bag... 448 00:29:00,116 --> 00:29:01,529 in the middle of the fucking thing... 449 00:29:01,634 --> 00:29:04,449 so a pregnant woman can trip over it? 450 00:29:06,205 --> 00:29:08,536 Mikey? - Bernie. 451 00:29:08,574 --> 00:29:11,072 I guess you're gonna be a grandfather, Bernie. 452 00:29:11,176 --> 00:29:13,805 Huh. Is this you? 453 00:29:13,845 --> 00:29:15,957 Hey, what the fuck, it runs. 454 00:29:18,149 --> 00:29:19,881 Here, sit down. 455 00:29:19,985 --> 00:29:21,616 You all right? - Yeah. 456 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,721 Anyway, we've got to get out of here. 457 00:29:23,825 --> 00:29:24,384 Hey, Mikey. 458 00:29:24,489 --> 00:29:26,574 How's your mom doing? 459 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:29,589 I'm gonna pretend like you give a shit... 460 00:29:29,693 --> 00:29:33,682 and tell you she's getting by as long as she's high. 461 00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:41,354 Her name is Charlene, in case you were wondering. 462 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:44,638 Hey, when's the last time you saw a doctor? 463 00:29:44,742 --> 00:29:47,407 About six months ago, back in Jersey. 464 00:29:47,511 --> 00:29:50,276 I wasn't about to go back there after they treated me like cattle. 465 00:29:50,381 --> 00:29:53,713 Just 'cause I had no insurance, you know? 466 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,895 All those places are crawling with TB from them spics. 467 00:29:59,788 --> 00:30:01,786 Listen, Mikey, if you want to... 468 00:30:01,890 --> 00:30:03,922 why don't you drop by the Bettor Life Motel, 469 00:30:04,027 --> 00:30:07,121 give us a chance to... to catch up? 470 00:30:07,163 --> 00:30:09,861 Yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe we'll do that. 471 00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:12,935 Play catch up, for the kid's sake. 472 00:30:29,384 --> 00:30:31,510 Thanks. - Don't mention it. 473 00:30:31,553 --> 00:30:34,351 $100 minimum table, sir. 474 00:30:36,358 --> 00:30:37,427 No offense, pal, 475 00:30:37,531 --> 00:30:39,790 but there's 20 other tables here. 476 00:30:39,895 --> 00:30:41,959 What do you want to come sit on my head for? 477 00:30:42,063 --> 00:30:44,727 I'm just gonna play one hand. I'm feeling lucky tonight. 478 00:30:44,832 --> 00:30:49,602 I've got this voice in my head that says, 'This is the table.' 479 00:30:49,804 --> 00:30:52,670 Insurance? - No. 480 00:31:00,814 --> 00:31:04,716 Oh, yes! Yes, yes! 481 00:31:09,156 --> 00:31:11,892 Busto! Mel, what's happening to you? 482 00:31:26,506 --> 00:31:29,304 Oh, yeah, welcome to Mel's house. 483 00:31:42,020 --> 00:31:43,985 Hey, where are you going? Stick around, pal. 484 00:31:44,089 --> 00:31:46,983 You and me, we make a great team. Hey! 485 00:31:49,394 --> 00:31:51,521 What was that? 486 00:31:51,562 --> 00:31:53,661 I mean, what the fuck gives? Is it McGann? 487 00:31:53,765 --> 00:31:55,172 The guy's been with me 12 years. 488 00:31:55,276 --> 00:31:56,864 He's as stand-up as my fucking dick. 489 00:31:56,968 --> 00:31:58,289 Maybe he's having money problems. 490 00:31:58,393 --> 00:31:59,133 I'm gonna pull him. 491 00:31:59,237 --> 00:32:01,200 No, no, no. - Was he counting them? 492 00:32:01,304 --> 00:32:03,671 The mook with the streak? - Is there a problem? 493 00:32:03,776 --> 00:32:06,239 No, there's no problem. Fella's on a streak, is all. 494 00:32:06,344 --> 00:32:09,706 Let me guess, this is one of your 'coolers'? 495 00:32:10,314 --> 00:32:11,943 Why don't you announce it to the whole... 496 00:32:12,047 --> 00:32:13,347 fucking joint while you're at it? 497 00:32:13,451 --> 00:32:15,867 They told me that you were a sticker... 498 00:32:15,971 --> 00:32:17,817 for the old ways, but coolers? 499 00:32:17,921 --> 00:32:19,048 What is this guy, really? 500 00:32:19,152 --> 00:32:20,752 A car mechanic? Some kind of shill? 501 00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,141 'Cause he doesn't look too effective to me. 502 00:32:25,529 --> 00:32:29,429 He's the best. Take it from me. - All right. Sure. Whatever. 503 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:32,627 There are ways-- subtle ways--... 504 00:32:32,668 --> 00:32:34,901 that we can keep the odds in our favor. 505 00:32:35,005 --> 00:32:39,032 I'm talking about more forward-thinking methods. 506 00:32:39,075 --> 00:32:40,584 I'm sure you've got a whole prospectus... 507 00:32:40,688 --> 00:32:41,473 on the subject, right? 508 00:32:41,578 --> 00:32:44,944 Well, as a matter of fact, yeah, I do. 509 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:47,012 For instance, I can tell you right off the bat... 510 00:32:47,116 --> 00:32:49,199 the wallpaper's not gonna cut it. 511 00:32:49,304 --> 00:32:50,481 It's too uplifting. 512 00:32:50,585 --> 00:32:53,150 I would suggest going with some more muted tones. 513 00:32:53,254 --> 00:32:55,286 Wallpaper? - Yeah. And personally, 514 00:32:55,391 --> 00:32:57,020 I think the cocktail waitresses... 515 00:32:57,125 --> 00:32:58,656 could pop another button or two. 516 00:32:58,761 --> 00:33:02,827 Myself, I wouldn't hire anything less than a 'C' cup. 517 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:05,062 You know what that is? - No. 518 00:33:05,167 --> 00:33:07,765 It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, 519 00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:11,497 but recorded at a subsonic level is a mantra. 520 00:33:11,538 --> 00:33:15,999 'Lose... lose... lose.' 521 00:33:16,043 --> 00:33:18,441 We're just skimming the surface, Shelly. 522 00:33:18,546 --> 00:33:21,741 We really need to talk. 523 00:33:22,950 --> 00:33:25,077 Shelly? 524 00:33:26,086 --> 00:33:28,213 You better come quick. 525 00:33:55,982 --> 00:33:56,887 Contact his daughter... 526 00:33:56,991 --> 00:33:58,312 and assist with the arrangements. 527 00:33:58,417 --> 00:34:01,050 The Shangri-La will cover all expenses. 528 00:34:01,154 --> 00:34:04,485 What about the Paradise? - She's going dark tonight. 529 00:34:04,589 --> 00:34:07,888 Er, that won't be necessary. 530 00:34:13,999 --> 00:34:16,626 # Can I steal a little love? #... 531 00:34:17,936 --> 00:34:20,516 # Can I steal a little love? #... 532 00:34:21,540 --> 00:34:25,442 # Cool me honey, I'm on fire #... 533 00:34:25,476 --> 00:34:28,913 # To steal your love is my desire #... 534 00:34:28,946 --> 00:34:32,473 # Hug me, squeeze me, till I'm red #... 535 00:34:34,184 --> 00:34:37,177 # Till my eyes bug out my head #... 536 00:34:37,221 --> 00:34:41,248 # Coo me, woo me, turtledove #... 537 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:45,785 # Can I steal a little love? #... 538 00:34:45,830 --> 00:34:47,142 # Please tell me, 539 00:34:47,247 --> 00:34:49,925 why are you driving me crazy? #... 540 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:54,504 # Why do I dig you like I do? #... 541 00:34:54,538 --> 00:34:56,416 # If I should steal a little kiss, 542 00:34:56,520 --> 00:34:58,738 and you can prove that it was wrong #... 543 00:34:58,842 --> 00:35:01,506 # Then I'll give it back to you #... 544 00:35:01,610 --> 00:35:04,079 # Honey, baby with a smile #... 545 00:35:05,248 --> 00:35:07,985 # I can walk you down the aisle #... 546 00:35:09,152 --> 00:35:13,088 # I won't even need a shove #... 547 00:35:13,121 --> 00:35:17,114 # Can I steal a little love? # 548 00:35:19,728 --> 00:35:22,460 Young lady, over here. You want to give it a shot? 549 00:35:22,564 --> 00:35:26,000 Yeah. Come here. - Five for $1. 550 00:35:27,235 --> 00:35:30,103 Thanks, Bernie. - Good luck. 551 00:35:30,138 --> 00:35:32,223 Are you ready? 552 00:35:32,373 --> 00:35:34,459 Shit. 553 00:35:35,042 --> 00:35:37,875 All right, double fisted. 554 00:35:39,780 --> 00:35:40,034 Damn! 555 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:41,979 Too bad. Better luck next time. 556 00:35:42,084 --> 00:35:44,114 You want to try again? - Yes. 557 00:35:44,218 --> 00:35:47,676 No, no, no. Thank you. - Thanks. 558 00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:51,180 What? - Nothing. 559 00:35:51,226 --> 00:35:54,421 What? - You're an easy mark, is all. 560 00:35:54,461 --> 00:35:55,459 I'm an easy mark? 561 00:35:55,563 --> 00:35:57,426 You know where that comes from? 562 00:35:57,530 --> 00:35:59,657 No. 563 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:01,433 Years ago, Shelly and me were working 564 00:36:01,537 --> 00:36:02,932 Coney Island for the summer... 565 00:36:03,037 --> 00:36:05,218 and when I'd see a guy who had a full... 566 00:36:05,322 --> 00:36:07,335 wallet and was willing to open it up, 567 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:09,525 I'd mark him with chalk. 568 00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:11,706 I'd put it on my hand and go something like, 569 00:36:11,810 --> 00:36:14,610 'Hey, man, good work.' 'Hey, buddy, how you doing?' 570 00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,813 What the guy didn't realize... 571 00:36:16,917 --> 00:36:18,914 was that when he walked down the way... 572 00:36:19,018 --> 00:36:21,717 Shelly could spot him a mile off. 573 00:36:21,821 --> 00:36:23,906 An easy mark. 574 00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:26,524 Thanks a lot, Bernie. 575 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,857 I've got to sit. 576 00:36:43,608 --> 00:36:45,769 Hi. 577 00:36:57,355 --> 00:37:00,188 You okay? - Yeah. 578 00:37:05,463 --> 00:37:08,862 Did you notice, last night, that tattoo on my butt? 579 00:37:08,966 --> 00:37:11,196 Little Joe? - Yeah. 580 00:37:11,235 --> 00:37:14,397 Yeah, two 2's. 'Little Joe.' 581 00:37:19,676 --> 00:37:22,143 I had a son. 582 00:37:22,179 --> 00:37:24,909 His name was Joe. 583 00:37:26,016 --> 00:37:28,746 I was his mother for one year. 584 00:37:28,785 --> 00:37:33,086 You don't have to tell me this. - No, I want to, Bernie. 585 00:37:35,157 --> 00:37:38,217 I gave my son up for adoption. 586 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:45,967 I just wanted my life back. 587 00:37:47,836 --> 00:37:50,168 I was 17 going on 18... 588 00:37:50,206 --> 00:37:53,573 and I was so fucking selfish. 589 00:37:55,977 --> 00:37:58,676 My family didn't want nothing to do with me after that, 590 00:37:58,781 --> 00:38:01,476 so I hitched a ride out here... 591 00:38:01,516 --> 00:38:04,409 and thought I'd make it as a showgirl. 592 00:38:05,153 --> 00:38:07,952 10 years later... 593 00:38:09,423 --> 00:38:12,085 I'd like to think that if it happened... 594 00:38:12,189 --> 00:38:13,290 when I was older, 595 00:38:13,394 --> 00:38:15,795 with a guy that I cared about, 596 00:38:17,698 --> 00:38:21,061 that it would have been different, you know? 597 00:38:22,503 --> 00:38:24,661 I think about my little Joe sometimes... 598 00:38:24,765 --> 00:38:26,703 and I do know I did the right thing. 599 00:38:26,807 --> 00:38:29,776 I'm convinced of that. 600 00:38:42,755 --> 00:38:44,841 Natalie... 601 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:52,930 I think... 602 00:38:52,965 --> 00:38:56,562 I think I could kick your ass at the dime toss. 603 00:39:45,448 --> 00:39:51,216 # You may not be an angel #... 604 00:39:53,991 --> 00:39:58,859 # 'Cause angels are so few #... 605 00:40:01,865 --> 00:40:07,360 # But until the day that one comes along... #... 606 00:40:07,403 --> 00:40:09,589 Would you do something for me? 607 00:40:09,693 --> 00:40:12,103 # I'll string along with you... # 608 00:40:12,207 --> 00:40:13,739 Yeah! 609 00:40:13,843 --> 00:40:16,333 Yeah! Yeah! 610 00:40:16,379 --> 00:40:18,464 Bernie! - Yes! 611 00:40:20,449 --> 00:40:22,534 Oh, yeah. 612 00:40:22,551 --> 00:40:24,636 Ow! Ow! Jesus, ow. 613 00:40:24,652 --> 00:40:27,053 Oh, yeah! 614 00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:29,287 Bernie, let's do it up the ass. - Okay. 615 00:40:29,391 --> 00:40:31,586 Please, please? - Okay, okay. 616 00:40:31,626 --> 00:40:33,753 No, my ass! - Oh! 617 00:40:33,795 --> 00:40:36,225 # And until the day that one comes along... # 618 00:40:36,330 --> 00:40:39,459 Yes! 619 00:40:45,306 --> 00:40:47,569 Shut the fuck up in there! 620 00:40:47,608 --> 00:40:50,270 Did we wake you? 621 00:40:50,311 --> 00:40:53,973 # For every little fauIt that you have #... 622 00:40:57,218 --> 00:41:02,017 # See, I've got three or four #... 623 00:41:05,659 --> 00:41:09,857 # The human little fauIts you do have #... 624 00:41:13,667 --> 00:41:19,628 # Just make me love you more... # 625 00:41:38,856 --> 00:41:41,654 I have to pee. I'm always peeing. 626 00:41:49,702 --> 00:41:51,787 Hey. 627 00:41:52,403 --> 00:41:54,997 How did you get in here? 628 00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:57,671 I told the desk clerk Bernie was my old man. 629 00:41:57,775 --> 00:42:00,773 He let us wait inside. Is that cool with you? 630 00:42:00,878 --> 00:42:03,811 Bernie is out looking for a parking space. 631 00:42:03,915 --> 00:42:06,439 I must have taken the last one. 632 00:42:08,885 --> 00:42:12,013 I didn't get your name. - Natalie, Mikey. 633 00:42:16,225 --> 00:42:19,666 Tell me something, Natalie, is he paying you? 634 00:42:21,298 --> 00:42:23,561 Excuse me? 635 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:26,694 My old man, is he renting your ass? 636 00:42:26,736 --> 00:42:29,168 Because, otherwise, I just don't get it. 637 00:42:29,272 --> 00:42:31,236 I mean, a loser like my pops... 638 00:42:31,341 --> 00:42:34,547 in the company of some primo tits and ass? 639 00:42:35,911 --> 00:42:38,175 It don't compute. 640 00:42:45,254 --> 00:42:48,303 Is this enough to get me a little taste? 641 00:42:49,424 --> 00:42:51,723 Family discount? 642 00:42:53,461 --> 00:42:56,487 Are you kidding me? - No, baby. 643 00:42:57,633 --> 00:43:00,658 Mikey! - Hey, Bernie. 644 00:43:00,702 --> 00:43:02,699 I told you we was gonna stop by. 645 00:43:02,804 --> 00:43:05,770 I thought you'd call ahead first. We were at breakfast. 646 00:43:05,874 --> 00:43:08,069 Hey. Hey. 647 00:43:11,413 --> 00:43:13,574 You missed some. 648 00:43:13,615 --> 00:43:15,579 Hey, that's nice. 649 00:43:15,683 --> 00:43:17,769 Hi. - Hi. 650 00:43:24,491 --> 00:43:27,824 You see, Bernie, the thing is... 651 00:43:29,696 --> 00:43:31,823 we're kind of strapped. 652 00:43:31,865 --> 00:43:35,097 I mean, Charly here is expecting like yesterday. 653 00:43:35,202 --> 00:43:37,508 And we don't have the dough to make with... 654 00:43:37,612 --> 00:43:39,535 the right nutrition for her and all. 655 00:43:39,639 --> 00:43:40,905 So I was wondering... 656 00:43:41,009 --> 00:43:43,405 if you would like to invest a little... 657 00:43:43,509 --> 00:43:46,164 maybe in your grandchild's future, 658 00:43:46,268 --> 00:43:48,354 his well-being. 659 00:44:07,499 --> 00:44:10,991 It's almost three grand. That's all I got. 660 00:44:11,036 --> 00:44:13,402 That's-- that's very generous. 661 00:44:13,438 --> 00:44:16,532 Bless you, Bernie. You want to feel it? 662 00:44:16,575 --> 00:44:19,390 You know, I really-- I don't think... 663 00:44:19,878 --> 00:44:21,703 Oh-- I just feIt a kick. 664 00:44:21,807 --> 00:44:24,544 Come on, Bernie, give me your hand. 665 00:44:25,349 --> 00:44:29,046 You feel that? - I don't know. I think so. 666 00:44:29,086 --> 00:44:30,870 Hey, we'll catch you later, Bernie. 667 00:44:30,974 --> 00:44:31,183 Okay. 668 00:44:31,288 --> 00:44:33,654 Thanks. 669 00:44:34,924 --> 00:44:37,451 Take care, Dad. 670 00:44:39,095 --> 00:44:40,743 New Shangri-La Hotel and Casino. 671 00:44:40,848 --> 00:44:42,762 We break ground on her in six months. 672 00:44:42,866 --> 00:44:45,399 She's perfect. Three floors of gaming, 673 00:44:45,503 --> 00:44:48,562 Imax theater, entertainment center, 674 00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:51,073 boutiques, restaurants, roller coaster. 675 00:44:51,177 --> 00:44:52,805 You name it, we've got it. 676 00:44:52,909 --> 00:44:54,412 She pays for herself in three years. 677 00:44:54,517 --> 00:44:55,675 After that, it's easy money. 678 00:44:55,779 --> 00:44:58,372 Isn't she great, Shell? 679 00:45:03,453 --> 00:45:04,898 ln 'Lost Horizon, ' these people, 680 00:45:05,003 --> 00:45:06,719 their plane crashes in the Himalayas... 681 00:45:06,823 --> 00:45:08,983 and they get rescued, 682 00:45:09,025 --> 00:45:13,155 Taken to this Utopia in the mountains, Shangri-La. 683 00:45:14,797 --> 00:45:17,357 It's beautiful. 684 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:18,445 Totally isolated, 685 00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,498 untouched by the outside world. 686 00:45:20,603 --> 00:45:24,800 No war, no greed, no bullshit. 687 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,400 Time has slowed down. 688 00:45:27,442 --> 00:45:32,346 You never age. It's paradise. 689 00:45:33,347 --> 00:45:36,269 You see, that's what Shangri-La is. 690 00:45:36,374 --> 00:45:37,448 It's paradise. 691 00:45:37,552 --> 00:45:39,105 Yeah, we've seen the movie, Shelly. 692 00:45:39,210 --> 00:45:39,983 What's your point? 693 00:45:40,088 --> 00:45:42,486 My point is, you don't fuck with paradise. 694 00:45:42,590 --> 00:45:44,020 Come on. Jesus, Shelly. 695 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,523 Hey, we're not trying to fuck with it. 696 00:45:46,627 --> 00:45:48,726 We're trying to make it better. - How? 697 00:45:48,830 --> 00:45:52,161 How you gonna make it better? It's perfect just the way it is. 698 00:45:52,266 --> 00:45:54,565 It's the last of its kind. It's pure. 699 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:57,296 This-- this is a fucking mockery. 700 00:45:57,337 --> 00:46:01,270 How is it a mockery, Shelly? It's right out of the movie. 701 00:46:01,374 --> 00:46:03,339 Who's talking about a movie? 702 00:46:03,443 --> 00:46:06,884 This is not a movie. This is my fucking life. 703 00:46:07,481 --> 00:46:09,712 Let me ask you one question, where are you gonna be... 704 00:46:09,817 --> 00:46:11,681 when they decide to change it back? 705 00:46:11,785 --> 00:46:13,649 When people want the real Vegas again, 706 00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:15,718 before all this 'Epcot Center' bullshit? 707 00:46:15,822 --> 00:46:19,522 Who's gonna give it to them? You? I don't think so. 708 00:46:19,626 --> 00:46:21,455 You know who? The same fucks... 709 00:46:21,559 --> 00:46:23,692 who started this in the first place. 710 00:46:23,796 --> 00:46:24,944 You know what's gonna happen? 711 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,527 It's gonna come around full circle... 712 00:46:26,631 --> 00:46:28,249 and bite you on the fucking ass, 713 00:46:28,354 --> 00:46:29,398 take my words for it. 714 00:46:29,503 --> 00:46:32,834 Shelly, you make some good points, huh? 715 00:46:32,872 --> 00:46:34,779 Maybe we'll swing back the other way... 716 00:46:34,883 --> 00:46:36,237 someday. Who the hell knows? 717 00:46:36,341 --> 00:46:40,486 But for now, this moment, I suggest we shoot the dice. 718 00:46:41,413 --> 00:46:44,713 My friend, I think you should take some time... 719 00:46:44,817 --> 00:46:46,947 just to think things through. 720 00:46:47,052 --> 00:46:51,545 I know this is a lot to digest, I know that. 721 00:47:01,065 --> 00:47:05,558 Wait up a second. What do you say? 722 00:47:05,602 --> 00:47:08,196 I thought we were gonna go eat. 723 00:47:10,807 --> 00:47:12,192 Why don't you try this table over here? 724 00:47:12,296 --> 00:47:13,239 It's a little less crowded. 725 00:47:13,343 --> 00:47:14,369 No, let's play here. 726 00:47:14,473 --> 00:47:16,576 It's my lucky table. I always play here. 727 00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,012 Come on, it's more private over here. 728 00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:21,246 Shelly, I'm a big guy. I know how to take care of myself. 729 00:47:21,350 --> 00:47:23,879 Go ahead. I know how to find you. 730 00:47:23,983 --> 00:47:26,068 Go ahead. Go eat. 731 00:47:27,124 --> 00:47:29,209 Here we go. Come on. 732 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:33,655 Out! Seven, line away. 733 00:47:33,696 --> 00:47:34,359 What the fuck? 734 00:47:34,464 --> 00:47:35,994 Come on, 'Pops.' What the hell? 735 00:47:36,099 --> 00:47:38,296 I could have paid my mortgage with the money I just lost. 736 00:47:38,401 --> 00:47:40,832 File a grievance, all right? Shithead. 737 00:47:40,936 --> 00:47:43,100 Come on, give me two hot ones. 738 00:47:43,204 --> 00:47:46,174 Come on, new shooter. 739 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:46,445 Nicky: 740 00:47:46,549 --> 00:47:48,373 Give me 100 on right, 100 big yellow... 741 00:47:48,477 --> 00:47:50,876 All right, shooter. Come on. 742 00:47:52,114 --> 00:47:54,486 Hey, hurry up, Gramps! Come on, 743 00:47:54,590 --> 00:47:56,936 your soup's getting cold, huh? 744 00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:01,821 Four, hard four. - Give me $25 yellow. 745 00:48:04,659 --> 00:48:06,590 Hey, 'Uncle Palsy'... 746 00:48:06,694 --> 00:48:09,109 come on, throw them before you... 747 00:48:09,213 --> 00:48:11,950 fucking keel over and die, old man. 748 00:48:12,601 --> 00:48:14,264 Be there! 749 00:48:14,368 --> 00:48:17,834 Seven, out. Line away. Thanks for the bets, folks. 750 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:21,691 Don't take it so hard, Pops. Everybody craps out. 751 00:48:26,814 --> 00:48:29,544 Now go fucking change your Depends. 752 00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,780 That's good. 753 00:48:43,463 --> 00:48:45,661 Who's laughing now? Crack wise now, 754 00:48:45,765 --> 00:48:47,729 you fucking 'Ken doll' 755 00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:52,771 no-dick, suburbanite, fucking scum. 756 00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:55,500 Huh? Now how's that for a game? 757 00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:57,907 Nicky, Nicky. Hey, it's all right. - Get the fuck out of here! 758 00:48:58,011 --> 00:49:00,741 Disrespectful cocksucker! 759 00:49:00,779 --> 00:49:01,196 Nicky: 760 00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,803 How do you like the game so far? 761 00:49:07,887 --> 00:49:10,184 Nicky, Nicky, take it easy. 762 00:49:10,222 --> 00:49:13,783 Come on. Come on, come on! That ain't right! 763 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:15,019 The guy fucked up my whole game. 764 00:49:15,123 --> 00:49:16,356 Who the fuck does he think he is? 765 00:49:16,461 --> 00:49:18,659 You're right. Forget about him, he's just a piece of shit. 766 00:49:18,764 --> 00:49:21,094 Let me see your hand. - My hand is all right. 767 00:49:21,198 --> 00:49:23,336 I got news for you. I thought this joint... 768 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,864 had more fucking class, okay? 769 00:49:24,969 --> 00:49:27,607 It used to be we didn't let a bum... 770 00:49:27,712 --> 00:49:30,214 like that in this fucking place. 771 00:49:31,576 --> 00:49:33,702 Come on. 772 00:49:44,688 --> 00:49:46,987 This town... 773 00:49:47,024 --> 00:49:49,992 this town, you know, 774 00:49:50,026 --> 00:49:54,190 all-- all I want to do... 775 00:49:54,229 --> 00:49:56,362 is go some place where I can tell night from day, 776 00:49:56,466 --> 00:49:59,385 where they've got clocks on the walls. 777 00:49:59,489 --> 00:50:01,757 I can't breathe here anymore. 778 00:50:01,971 --> 00:50:03,706 Four days and I'm gone. I don't even... 779 00:50:03,810 --> 00:50:05,270 know if I can hold out that long. 780 00:50:05,374 --> 00:50:08,538 So where does that leave us, Bernie? 781 00:50:11,281 --> 00:50:13,407 A week ago, 782 00:50:13,449 --> 00:50:15,962 I couldn't even remember what it was... 783 00:50:16,066 --> 00:50:18,316 like to have a woman's hands on me. 784 00:50:18,421 --> 00:50:22,409 I still pinch myself. I'm afraid I'm gonna wake up-- 785 00:50:23,658 --> 00:50:24,322 Come with me. 786 00:50:24,426 --> 00:50:26,357 Natalie, I want you to come with me. 787 00:50:26,462 --> 00:50:28,589 God, Bernie. - I'm sorry. 788 00:50:28,629 --> 00:50:30,561 I didn't mean to spring it on you. 789 00:50:30,666 --> 00:50:34,031 I-- I've been working on this compatibility chart, okay? 790 00:50:34,136 --> 00:50:36,763 And it looks good, really it does. 791 00:50:36,804 --> 00:50:38,612 So, what's the problem? 792 00:50:38,716 --> 00:50:41,496 The problem is it's only good here. 793 00:50:42,610 --> 00:50:45,174 But that's just for now, for the immediate future. 794 00:50:45,278 --> 00:50:47,379 You know, when the planets realign... 795 00:50:47,483 --> 00:50:48,478 maybe next year... 796 00:50:48,582 --> 00:50:50,880 A year! ? Natalie, I can't wait another year. 797 00:50:50,985 --> 00:50:53,111 I can't-- 798 00:51:04,531 --> 00:51:06,794 I can't go, Bernie. 799 00:51:17,978 --> 00:51:20,878 Hi, Doris. - Hey. 800 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,458 Oh, shit. Just a second. 801 00:51:37,496 --> 00:51:41,398 Chang, party of 15, your table is ready. 802 00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,517 Chang, party of 15. 803 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:52,707 All right. - Come on, papa-to-be! 804 00:51:52,811 --> 00:51:53,513 Come on, y'all. 805 00:51:53,617 --> 00:51:55,275 I want to send my baby to college. 806 00:51:55,379 --> 00:51:57,544 Six and a three, five and a four. Let's go. 807 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:03,914 This is for our baby's future. Don't 'blow ' it. 808 00:52:04,955 --> 00:52:07,040 This is for you. 809 00:52:07,057 --> 00:52:09,857 This one's on the line for the guys with bowties, 810 00:52:09,961 --> 00:52:12,793 with shoes. - Oh, yeah. 811 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:16,857 Dealer's got shoes. The point's nine. 812 00:52:16,900 --> 00:52:17,481 Let's get that. 813 00:52:17,586 --> 00:52:19,099 A six and a three, a five and a four, 814 00:52:19,203 --> 00:52:21,768 Let's do it. Can we get it? Can we get it? Come on. 815 00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:24,340 We got a shooter. 816 00:52:26,043 --> 00:52:27,639 Hi, Bernie. 817 00:52:27,743 --> 00:52:30,234 Fucking rock star! 818 00:52:30,279 --> 00:52:32,509 Give me them dice back. 819 00:52:33,516 --> 00:52:35,547 Okay, pay me, moron, pay me. Come on! 820 00:52:35,652 --> 00:52:38,483 $9,000, $9,000. - Give him $9,000. 821 00:52:38,521 --> 00:52:40,752 We're on a streak here. Move it, move it, move it. 822 00:52:40,857 --> 00:52:42,286 God bless you all. 823 00:52:42,390 --> 00:52:45,417 Point is nine. Point is nine. 824 00:52:45,461 --> 00:52:47,150 Let me get all the hard ways... 825 00:52:47,254 --> 00:52:49,394 for 'Team Moron' here, okay? All right. 826 00:52:49,498 --> 00:52:53,831 This is great! - For you guys, all right? 827 00:52:53,869 --> 00:52:55,666 Here we go. - Come on. 828 00:52:55,771 --> 00:52:58,102 Six and three. Five and four. - This is for the baby. 829 00:52:58,206 --> 00:53:00,697 Come on. 830 00:53:07,215 --> 00:53:09,478 Oh, oh, careful! 831 00:53:09,517 --> 00:53:10,752 Come on, guys, with the cigarettes. 832 00:53:10,857 --> 00:53:11,982 We've got a pregnant woman here. 833 00:53:12,086 --> 00:53:15,018 Put them out. I'm winning you guys money. Come on! 834 00:53:15,122 --> 00:53:17,716 Come on. All right. 835 00:53:17,758 --> 00:53:20,283 What gives? 836 00:53:20,328 --> 00:53:24,627 He's up 18,000 since I stepped up to the table. 837 00:53:24,665 --> 00:53:26,930 Sorry, Shelly. I'm kind of hit-or-miss these days. 838 00:53:27,034 --> 00:53:30,231 $9,000, $9,000. Oh, baby. - Oh, my God. 839 00:53:30,271 --> 00:53:33,068 Oh, my God. I can feel a kick. 840 00:53:34,775 --> 00:53:37,174 Fucking amateurs. 841 00:53:37,210 --> 00:53:39,941 Let's get it. Let's get it! 842 00:53:39,980 --> 00:53:43,312 Nope. That's it. Line away. 843 00:53:45,285 --> 00:53:49,153 Guys, I thank you. My pregnant wife thanks you. 844 00:53:49,187 --> 00:53:52,624 My unborn child thanks you very much, okay? 845 00:53:52,658 --> 00:53:54,853 Color me up, will you? 846 00:53:54,894 --> 00:53:56,991 And keep one of these little blue ones for yourself. 847 00:53:57,095 --> 00:53:59,222 Thank you very much. 848 00:54:10,208 --> 00:54:12,306 That's quite a run you had there, champ. 849 00:54:12,410 --> 00:54:15,539 Oh, yeah, lucky! 850 00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:18,378 Lucky night, I guess, huh? - It's so exciting to watch, too. 851 00:54:18,483 --> 00:54:19,259 If you don't mind, 852 00:54:19,364 --> 00:54:21,014 I'd like to settle this in my office. 853 00:54:21,118 --> 00:54:24,184 I don't like to lay out that kind of cash on the floor. 854 00:54:24,288 --> 00:54:26,037 We'll go up there, relax a bit, 855 00:54:26,141 --> 00:54:27,888 have a drink, name your poison, 856 00:54:27,993 --> 00:54:31,590 a little apple juice for the mother-to-be here. 857 00:54:34,498 --> 00:54:37,092 Seriously? - Yeah. 858 00:54:39,669 --> 00:54:42,579 Should I take this stuff with me? 859 00:54:42,683 --> 00:54:44,769 No. 860 00:54:48,812 --> 00:54:51,212 Yeah... 861 00:54:56,987 --> 00:55:00,889 Okay, that is not how I propose we handle this. 862 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,455 We turn this matter over to the authorities. 863 00:55:03,559 --> 00:55:05,523 They'll be blacklisted, their credit ruined-- 864 00:55:05,627 --> 00:55:06,706 Then, I suppose I should stick... 865 00:55:06,810 --> 00:55:08,027 a fucking lollipop in their mouths... 866 00:55:08,131 --> 00:55:10,217 for the ride home, huh? 867 00:55:10,232 --> 00:55:11,583 Let me tell you something, 'Harvard,'... 868 00:55:11,688 --> 00:55:12,864 come upstairs with me in my office, 869 00:55:12,968 --> 00:55:15,384 watch and learn how to protect... 870 00:55:15,488 --> 00:55:18,303 your investments the old-school way. 871 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,444 Fuck. 872 00:55:36,724 --> 00:55:38,851 Ow, ow, ow... ow! 873 00:55:38,892 --> 00:55:40,991 All right. Here we go everybody. Let's go. 874 00:55:41,096 --> 00:55:45,555 Shelly? Shelly! Shelly, wait a second. 875 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,795 Get off me! No! 876 00:55:47,835 --> 00:55:51,510 Shelly, wait. Wait! Don't, don't. Don't do this. 877 00:55:51,539 --> 00:55:53,536 Stay out of this, Bernie. It's got nothing to do with you. 878 00:55:53,641 --> 00:55:55,139 It's got everything to do with me. 879 00:55:55,243 --> 00:55:55,738 He's my son. 880 00:55:55,843 --> 00:55:58,074 Him? This little prick is your son? 881 00:55:58,178 --> 00:56:00,306 Pop, you've got to help me out here. 882 00:56:00,411 --> 00:56:00,843 Shut up! 883 00:56:00,947 --> 00:56:04,547 What are you talking about? Wait, wait. Are you in on this? 884 00:56:04,651 --> 00:56:05,915 Huh? - What! ? 885 00:56:06,019 --> 00:56:08,418 I asked you a fucking question. You come clean with me now. 886 00:56:08,522 --> 00:56:10,853 No! For God's sake, what's the matter with you? 887 00:56:10,957 --> 00:56:13,983 I didn't know nothing about this! 888 00:56:16,128 --> 00:56:18,722 Shithead here is your son? 889 00:56:24,437 --> 00:56:26,564 Let me ask you a question. 890 00:56:26,605 --> 00:56:28,669 How much you think their two lives are worth? 891 00:56:28,774 --> 00:56:30,361 Myself, I don't think they're... 892 00:56:30,465 --> 00:56:32,307 worth piss, but hey, he ain't my kid. 893 00:56:32,411 --> 00:56:35,309 This shithead was up 150 G's down there. 894 00:56:35,413 --> 00:56:37,369 That's 150 grand that somebody's... 895 00:56:37,473 --> 00:56:38,512 got to account for. 896 00:56:38,616 --> 00:56:42,083 What do you say you cover them both, 75 apiece, huh? 897 00:56:42,187 --> 00:56:42,945 Come on, Shelly. 898 00:56:43,049 --> 00:56:44,819 They didn't get away with the money. 899 00:56:44,923 --> 00:56:47,320 You haven't lost nothing. - Go to work. 900 00:56:47,424 --> 00:56:50,394 Pop! Pop! - No, wait! Come on! 901 00:56:50,428 --> 00:56:52,521 Jesus! - Wait. 902 00:56:54,132 --> 00:56:56,730 All right, all right. God damn it. All right. 903 00:56:56,834 --> 00:56:59,800 All right, all right. I'm good for it. $150 G's. 904 00:56:59,904 --> 00:57:03,202 I'm good for it. 905 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,538 It's all right, honey. - Oh, my God, the contractions. 906 00:57:05,643 --> 00:57:07,907 I need to go to the hospital. - Come on, Shelly. 907 00:57:08,011 --> 00:57:11,344 Oh, for God's sake, Shelly. Will you help her out? 908 00:57:11,448 --> 00:57:14,281 That's my grandkid. 909 00:57:14,317 --> 00:57:15,220 Oh, my God, that's right. 910 00:57:15,325 --> 00:57:16,648 That's Bernie's grandchild in there. 911 00:57:16,752 --> 00:57:17,623 You all right, sweetheart? 912 00:57:17,727 --> 00:57:18,952 You need to go to the hospital, huh? 913 00:57:19,056 --> 00:57:21,251 Uh-huh. - I'll bet you do. 914 00:57:23,427 --> 00:57:25,512 Jesus! - Charlene! 915 00:57:29,333 --> 00:57:31,330 Hey, everybody look, It's a boy! 916 00:57:31,434 --> 00:57:36,133 Oh, can you believe this? Bernie, you have a grandson! 917 00:57:40,108 --> 00:57:42,974 Shelly: Bernie's got a little grandson! 918 00:57:43,079 --> 00:57:44,699 Isn't he cute? Isn't he cute? 919 00:57:44,803 --> 00:57:46,711 I think he looks like you, Bernie. 920 00:57:46,816 --> 00:57:50,273 What do you think? 921 00:57:59,661 --> 00:58:01,222 A nice healthy grandson. 922 00:58:01,326 --> 00:58:03,961 Want to hold your grandson, Bernie? Huh? 923 00:58:04,065 --> 00:58:06,750 Break out the champagne, everybody. 924 00:58:06,854 --> 00:58:08,939 Bernie's a grandfather. 925 00:58:12,306 --> 00:58:14,404 You still want to make good on this? 926 00:58:14,508 --> 00:58:16,958 If you want to change your mind, 927 00:58:17,063 --> 00:58:19,148 I don't blame you. 928 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,896 I'll make it up to you, Pop. I swear. 929 00:58:31,625 --> 00:58:33,786 I'm good for it. 930 00:58:37,531 --> 00:58:39,296 All right, up on the table, right now! 931 00:58:39,400 --> 00:58:40,162 Whoa, whoa whoa-- 932 00:58:40,266 --> 00:58:42,964 Wait a second. Shelly, we had a deal! 933 00:58:43,068 --> 00:58:45,537 $150 G's buys their lives. 934 00:58:45,572 --> 00:58:48,002 This is a little slap on the wrist to remember me by. 935 00:58:48,106 --> 00:58:50,574 Wait, wait. - No, no! 936 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:54,170 Jesus, Shelly, no! 937 00:58:54,213 --> 00:58:56,375 Come on. 938 00:59:09,027 --> 00:59:12,588 Fuck! I brought this on myself. 939 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:15,395 I planted the seeds. 940 00:59:17,302 --> 00:59:20,821 When Angela had run off with Mikey, I didn't-- 941 00:59:21,607 --> 00:59:24,131 I never made-- 942 00:59:24,175 --> 00:59:27,607 I never made an effort to get back in his life. 943 00:59:27,711 --> 00:59:30,613 I figured... 944 00:59:30,648 --> 00:59:33,780 the kid don't need a fucking loser for a father. 945 00:59:33,884 --> 00:59:36,876 And now it's come full circle. 946 00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:39,452 I give him the money, I open the door to all this. 947 00:59:39,556 --> 00:59:44,013 This-- I got this coming to me. This is-- this is payback. 948 00:59:58,141 --> 01:00:01,941 Are you done beating yourself up, Bernie? 949 01:00:01,978 --> 01:00:06,880 # My funny Valentine #... 950 01:00:09,051 --> 01:00:13,988 # Sweet comic Valentine #... 951 01:00:14,024 --> 01:00:16,617 # You... #... 952 01:00:18,294 --> 01:00:24,028 # Make me smile with my heart #... 953 01:00:28,770 --> 01:00:35,472 # Your looks are laughable #... 954 01:00:37,412 --> 01:00:42,874 # Unphotographable #... 955 01:00:42,917 --> 01:00:45,283 # Yet... #... 956 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:49,723 # You're my favorite work of art... # 957 01:00:49,756 --> 01:00:52,851 Bernie... are you awake? 958 01:01:00,367 --> 01:01:03,461 I think that... 959 01:01:05,038 --> 01:01:07,472 I love you. 960 01:01:08,475 --> 01:01:10,669 No. 961 01:01:11,877 --> 01:01:14,744 I don't think. 962 01:01:14,781 --> 01:01:18,239 I'm pretty sure of it. 963 01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:24,419 You blindsided me, Bernie Lootz. 964 01:01:26,158 --> 01:01:28,853 I never saw it coming. 965 01:01:28,894 --> 01:01:32,158 You shouldn't do that to a girl. 966 01:01:35,066 --> 01:01:37,465 There's so many things you don't know, 967 01:01:37,570 --> 01:01:40,403 that you should know. 968 01:01:41,407 --> 01:01:44,842 Oh, fuck, I don't want to ruin this. 969 01:01:47,612 --> 01:01:51,047 It-- it don't matter. 970 01:01:51,081 --> 01:01:53,681 It don't matter what you come clean about, 971 01:01:53,785 --> 01:01:56,816 it's not gonna change the way I feel about you. 972 01:01:56,920 --> 01:01:59,855 It's not. 973 01:02:01,993 --> 01:02:04,085 Natalie, I... 974 01:02:05,830 --> 01:02:08,428 I'd say it, but... - Say it, just say it. 975 01:02:08,532 --> 01:02:10,462 No, with my rotten luck-- 976 01:02:10,566 --> 01:02:16,028 Don't-- fuck rotten luck, Bernie. That's over. 977 01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,739 I love you, Natalie. 978 01:02:27,316 --> 01:02:30,444 I really, really love you. 979 01:02:52,607 --> 01:02:54,700 Trixie? 980 01:02:58,814 --> 01:03:01,112 You came back? 981 01:03:32,645 --> 01:03:35,580 # What a day this has been #... 982 01:03:35,616 --> 01:03:38,915 # What a rare mood I'm in #... 983 01:03:38,952 --> 01:03:42,513 # Why, it's almost like being in love #... 984 01:03:44,691 --> 01:03:48,058 # There's a smile on my face #... 985 01:03:48,093 --> 01:03:51,655 # For the whole human race #... 986 01:03:51,698 --> 01:03:56,725 # I would swear I am falling in love... # 987 01:03:57,737 --> 01:04:00,672 Tell Bernie to go to table six. 988 01:04:00,706 --> 01:04:03,071 # All the music of life seems to be #... 989 01:04:03,175 --> 01:04:08,909 # Like a bell that is ringing for me #... 990 01:04:08,947 --> 01:04:12,678 # And from the way that I feel #... 991 01:04:12,717 --> 01:04:15,914 # When the bells start to peal #... 992 01:04:15,953 --> 01:04:18,945 # I would swear I am falling #... 993 01:04:18,990 --> 01:04:21,982 # I can swear that I'm falling #... 994 01:04:22,027 --> 01:04:28,329 # Well, it's almost like being in love... # 995 01:04:35,573 --> 01:04:39,839 Lovett, party of six, your table is ready. 996 01:04:39,877 --> 01:04:42,174 Duty calls. 997 01:04:44,180 --> 01:04:46,266 Bye. 998 01:04:47,017 --> 01:04:49,315 Yes! 999 01:05:04,967 --> 01:05:09,995 # All the music oflife seems to be #... 1000 01:05:11,374 --> 01:05:17,244 # Like a bell that is ringing for me #... 1001 01:05:17,279 --> 01:05:20,738 # And from the way that I feel #... 1002 01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:23,684 # When the bells start to peal #... 1003 01:05:23,718 --> 01:05:26,711 # I would swear I am falling #... 1004 01:05:26,755 --> 01:05:29,587 # I can swear that I'm falling #... 1005 01:05:29,624 --> 01:05:33,527 # Well, it's almost like being... #... 1006 01:05:35,863 --> 01:05:42,268 # Well, it's almost like being in love. # 1007 01:05:46,908 --> 01:05:49,173 Hey, Shelly, check it out. The new 'Mega Million.' 1008 01:05:49,277 --> 01:05:51,540 I call her 'Marnie.' 1009 01:05:51,578 --> 01:05:54,628 You know, 'cause she's one frigid broad. 1010 01:05:54,881 --> 01:05:57,413 You want to tell me what's going on out there? 1011 01:05:57,517 --> 01:05:58,149 I don't know. 1012 01:05:58,253 --> 01:05:59,884 What do you mean you don't know? 1013 01:05:59,988 --> 01:06:01,796 We're down almost a mil out there. 1014 01:06:01,900 --> 01:06:03,653 Doesn't that seem strange to you? 1015 01:06:03,757 --> 01:06:06,692 I guess I'm having an off day. 1016 01:06:06,727 --> 01:06:09,258 No, no, no. You don't have off days, Lootz. 1017 01:06:09,362 --> 01:06:11,927 You're shitty luck incarnate. What's wrong? 1018 01:06:12,031 --> 01:06:13,133 You coming down with something? 1019 01:06:13,237 --> 01:06:14,263 You have this look about you. 1020 01:06:14,367 --> 01:06:16,516 No, no, I'm fine. As a matter of fact, 1021 01:06:16,620 --> 01:06:17,901 I've never been better. 1022 01:06:18,005 --> 01:06:19,054 Give it a shot. 1023 01:06:19,158 --> 01:06:21,236 What's that supposed to mean? 1024 01:06:21,340 --> 01:06:25,485 She loves me, Shelly. She told me last night. Natalie. 1025 01:06:26,979 --> 01:06:29,410 Should I get her flowers or candy? 1026 01:06:29,515 --> 01:06:32,483 What is happening to you? 1027 01:06:32,517 --> 01:06:34,712 I think flowers. 1028 01:06:34,753 --> 01:06:37,587 Sweet Jesus! You popped her cherries! 1029 01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:39,086 Shut the fuck up! 1030 01:06:39,190 --> 01:06:40,889 I'll stay. - Scotch on the rocks. 1031 01:06:40,993 --> 01:06:43,517 Here you go, babe. - Thanks. 1032 01:06:43,561 --> 01:06:45,927 Hi, Tone. 1033 01:06:54,873 --> 01:06:57,364 Hi, Shell. 1034 01:06:57,408 --> 01:07:00,106 Do you believe those fucking kids yesterday? 1035 01:07:00,210 --> 01:07:02,008 Don't worry about them, because... 1036 01:07:02,112 --> 01:07:03,909 you and I have other problems now. 1037 01:07:04,014 --> 01:07:05,797 You have really fucked things up... 1038 01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:07,212 big time, let me tell you. 1039 01:07:07,317 --> 01:07:10,082 I hired you to be his 'cooze' companion, 1040 01:07:10,186 --> 01:07:12,952 not the true love of his fucking life. 1041 01:07:13,056 --> 01:07:15,150 But no, 1042 01:07:15,192 --> 01:07:16,908 you have to go and get all profound... 1043 01:07:17,012 --> 01:07:17,890 on the poor schmuck. 1044 01:07:17,994 --> 01:07:20,122 'I love you, Bernie.' 1045 01:07:20,164 --> 01:07:22,278 What the hell were you thinking? 1046 01:07:22,382 --> 01:07:24,563 Those four words of endearment... 1047 01:07:24,667 --> 01:07:26,390 have cost this casino... 1048 01:07:26,494 --> 01:07:28,918 one million and counting today. 1049 01:07:30,039 --> 01:07:32,701 I don't understand what that means. 1050 01:07:34,378 --> 01:07:36,641 Lady Luck. 1051 01:07:36,679 --> 01:07:39,678 You've heard of 'Lady Luck,' haven't you? 1052 01:07:39,783 --> 01:07:40,037 Yeah. 1053 01:07:40,141 --> 01:07:42,114 That's what's going on out there. 1054 01:07:42,218 --> 01:07:45,050 Lootz is Kryptonite on a stick. 1055 01:07:45,088 --> 01:07:47,051 He should have them throwing ice cubes right now, 1056 01:07:47,155 --> 01:07:49,988 but instead I've got a meltdown on my hands. 1057 01:07:50,092 --> 01:07:52,167 So here's the situation: you are out... 1058 01:07:52,271 --> 01:07:54,292 of his life, before he even gets home. 1059 01:07:54,396 --> 01:07:56,860 Don't even tell him to his face. Leave him a note. 1060 01:07:56,964 --> 01:07:59,838 I'm gonna make some calls and you're... 1061 01:07:59,942 --> 01:08:02,679 gonna be situated at another joint. 1062 01:08:09,644 --> 01:08:12,303 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1063 01:08:13,281 --> 01:08:15,749 Excuse me? 1064 01:08:15,783 --> 01:08:17,876 I said... 1065 01:08:17,918 --> 01:08:20,016 I don't think I can do that, Shell. 1066 01:08:20,120 --> 01:08:23,057 It wasn't an act. 1067 01:08:23,090 --> 01:08:25,217 I meant it. 1068 01:08:25,259 --> 01:08:27,954 You love him? - Yeah. 1069 01:08:27,995 --> 01:08:31,089 I love the schmuck. 1070 01:08:31,132 --> 01:08:34,589 What the fuck is there to love? 1071 01:08:34,635 --> 01:08:35,497 He's a loser. 1072 01:08:35,602 --> 01:08:37,800 Always has been, always will be. 1073 01:08:37,904 --> 01:08:40,521 I thought you were a smart cookie... 1074 01:08:40,625 --> 01:08:42,710 when I picked you out. 1075 01:08:43,343 --> 01:08:46,904 You do not want to fuck with me. 1076 01:08:46,946 --> 01:08:49,683 Because if you do, your next john... 1077 01:08:49,715 --> 01:08:51,815 is going to be a fucking rattlesnake... 1078 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,082 in the fucking desert. 1079 01:08:53,186 --> 01:08:55,183 Do you understand me? - Yeah. 1080 01:08:55,287 --> 01:08:57,372 Get out of here. 1081 01:09:14,272 --> 01:09:16,399 Hey, Natalie. 1082 01:09:58,514 --> 01:10:00,847 It doesn't matter. 1083 01:10:21,603 --> 01:10:24,731 Look. A six-card 21? 1084 01:10:24,773 --> 01:10:28,174 Please! 1085 01:10:48,463 --> 01:10:51,762 # Can I steal a little love? #... 1086 01:10:51,798 --> 01:10:57,236 # Yeah, let me raid a little love. # 1087 01:11:01,742 --> 01:11:04,840 Thank you, thank you. You guys are too kind. 1088 01:11:04,944 --> 01:11:06,558 This next song I'd like to do for you... 1089 01:11:06,662 --> 01:11:08,110 is dedicated to a friend over there. 1090 01:11:08,215 --> 01:11:10,404 Brianna, this one's for you. 1091 01:11:12,986 --> 01:11:15,884 I want you to tell me the truth, Shelly. 1092 01:11:15,989 --> 01:11:18,009 Did you say something to Natalie? 1093 01:11:18,114 --> 01:11:19,254 Did you muscle her? 1094 01:11:19,359 --> 01:11:21,056 Jesus, Bernie. Is that what you think? 1095 01:11:21,160 --> 01:11:22,858 That I would fuck with your happiness? 1096 01:11:22,962 --> 01:11:25,294 That hurts me. 1097 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,633 I don't know. 1098 01:11:32,972 --> 01:11:36,703 This guy is all flash. No soul. 1099 01:11:36,741 --> 01:11:37,674 I miss Buddy. 1100 01:11:37,778 --> 01:11:40,374 It's just not the same around here. 1101 01:11:40,478 --> 01:11:43,004 Buddy was tired. 1102 01:11:43,048 --> 01:11:44,345 I gave him the easy way out. 1103 01:11:44,450 --> 01:11:46,181 Things could have been so much worse. 1104 01:11:46,285 --> 01:11:48,422 'Gave him the easy way out'? 1105 01:11:48,527 --> 01:11:51,029 What are you talking about? He-- 1106 01:11:55,025 --> 01:11:57,090 Buddy never would have taken the buyout. 1107 01:11:57,194 --> 01:11:58,452 He would have stuck to his guns... 1108 01:11:58,557 --> 01:11:59,159 right to the end. 1109 01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:00,532 They would have ended up hurting him. 1110 01:12:00,636 --> 01:12:01,761 I could not allow that to happen. 1111 01:12:01,865 --> 01:12:04,130 Jesus. You--... 1112 01:12:04,168 --> 01:12:05,793 you sit here and you justify it... 1113 01:12:05,897 --> 01:12:07,767 like you're Dr. Kevorkian or something? 1114 01:12:07,872 --> 01:12:09,957 Hey, listen to me. 1115 01:12:09,975 --> 01:12:11,905 I loved that son of a bitch, but his time was up. 1116 01:12:12,009 --> 01:12:13,620 What was I supposed to do, leave him... 1117 01:12:13,724 --> 01:12:15,207 to those corporate fucking scumbags? 1118 01:12:15,311 --> 01:12:17,831 What I did was a humanitarian thing, 1119 01:12:17,935 --> 01:12:19,812 that I have no doubt about. 1120 01:12:19,916 --> 01:12:22,785 And afterwards I held him in my arms... 1121 01:12:22,889 --> 01:12:25,391 and I cried like a fucking baby. 1122 01:12:27,558 --> 01:12:29,188 What? 1123 01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:31,332 What is this fucking look... 1124 01:12:31,437 --> 01:12:34,565 you're giving me now? What is that, huh? 1125 01:12:39,802 --> 01:12:42,767 Televangelist: There are the sins of the flesh. 1126 01:12:42,871 --> 01:12:46,272 There are the sins of the gambling halls... 1127 01:12:46,308 --> 01:12:49,903 be it dice or in some cases, 1128 01:12:49,946 --> 01:12:52,641 'the devil's thumb papers.' 1129 01:13:23,711 --> 01:13:26,236 Let's take off tonight. 1130 01:13:28,516 --> 01:13:29,396 I can't do that. 1131 01:13:29,500 --> 01:13:31,547 I have an obligation to Shelly. He-- 1132 01:13:31,651 --> 01:13:35,212 Fuck Shelly. 1133 01:13:35,255 --> 01:13:38,486 He doesn't give a shit about you, Bernie. 1134 01:13:43,595 --> 01:13:45,895 Let's just climb in your car... 1135 01:13:45,999 --> 01:13:49,229 and drive the hell out of here tonight. 1136 01:13:52,539 --> 01:13:54,734 I can't do that, Natalie. 1137 01:13:54,773 --> 01:13:57,367 He'd come after me, 1138 01:13:57,410 --> 01:13:59,878 because you're with me. 1139 01:14:01,514 --> 01:14:05,176 I can't have that on me. 1140 01:14:19,064 --> 01:14:21,191 Okay. 1141 01:14:21,232 --> 01:14:23,359 Okay. 1142 01:14:29,474 --> 01:14:31,704 Winner! 1143 01:15:17,686 --> 01:15:20,587 Shelly! Shelly! 1144 01:15:20,622 --> 01:15:22,920 You have no fucking right! 1145 01:15:22,957 --> 01:15:27,416 Shelly, you got no fucking right! 1146 01:15:28,497 --> 01:15:31,830 Shelly, I tried. I couldn't do it. 1147 01:15:31,866 --> 01:15:34,596 Shelly-- Shelly-- 1148 01:15:34,636 --> 01:15:37,161 I can't leave, Shell. 1149 01:15:37,205 --> 01:15:38,191 Shell, I love him. 1150 01:15:38,295 --> 01:15:40,203 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 1151 01:15:40,308 --> 01:15:42,639 You heartless fuck. 1152 01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:47,709 I thought-- 1153 01:15:50,816 --> 01:15:54,253 Bastard! I thought he was your friend. 1154 01:15:55,989 --> 01:15:57,773 Who do you think you are? 1155 01:15:57,877 --> 01:16:00,322 Who the fuck do you think you are? 1156 01:16:00,426 --> 01:16:02,793 You're nobody! 1157 01:16:02,829 --> 01:16:04,727 I could make you disappear like that... 1158 01:16:04,832 --> 01:16:06,929 and not one fucking person would miss you. 1159 01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:10,731 Not one fucking person! - Bernie would! 1160 01:16:11,737 --> 01:16:14,035 He loves me. 1161 01:16:14,073 --> 01:16:16,770 He loves me... 1162 01:16:16,810 --> 01:16:21,041 and that kills you, doesn't it, Shell? 1163 01:16:21,080 --> 01:16:24,777 That kills you! That kills you, doesn't it? 1164 01:16:24,817 --> 01:16:26,977 He was your only friend... 1165 01:16:27,019 --> 01:16:29,509 and you crippled him. 1166 01:16:29,555 --> 01:16:31,715 You crippled him... 1167 01:16:31,756 --> 01:16:34,989 and he still stood by you, but no more, Shell. 1168 01:16:35,093 --> 01:16:36,909 The only friends you've got now... 1169 01:16:37,013 --> 01:16:38,993 are the fucking guys on your payroll. 1170 01:16:39,097 --> 01:16:41,777 You don't own me anymore, Shelly, 1171 01:16:41,881 --> 01:16:43,831 and you don't own Bernie. 1172 01:16:43,935 --> 01:16:47,962 We're leaving here tonight. I am taking him... 1173 01:16:48,007 --> 01:16:51,671 and there is not a fucking thing that you can do about it! 1174 01:16:51,776 --> 01:16:55,233 And you will be all alone! - Is that right? 1175 01:17:43,258 --> 01:17:45,522 I love him. 1176 01:18:27,101 --> 01:18:29,227 Natalie? 1177 01:18:30,537 --> 01:18:33,743 Don't turn the light on. I got a headache. 1178 01:18:34,441 --> 01:18:37,707 Did you take something? I've got aspirin, I've got-- 1179 01:18:37,812 --> 01:18:41,475 Yeah, I already took something. 1180 01:18:41,514 --> 01:18:43,599 What--? 1181 01:18:44,550 --> 01:18:46,951 Oh, shit. 1182 01:18:48,487 --> 01:18:51,850 Natalie, what-- what happened to the mirror? 1183 01:18:57,397 --> 01:18:59,160 Natalie? 1184 01:18:59,264 --> 01:19:02,961 No, Bernie, don't. Oh, shit-- Bernie! 1185 01:19:03,001 --> 01:19:05,231 Jesus Christ. 1186 01:19:05,270 --> 01:19:07,636 Natalie, who did this to you? We've got to call the police. 1187 01:19:07,740 --> 01:19:12,108 I thought, 'Easy money.' - What are you talking about? 1188 01:19:12,143 --> 01:19:14,441 Shelly. 1189 01:19:17,715 --> 01:19:21,242 He paid me to get close to you, 1190 01:19:21,285 --> 01:19:24,653 to keep you around. 1191 01:19:35,699 --> 01:19:37,785 Shelly...? 1192 01:19:37,801 --> 01:19:42,568 Yeah. Shelly. 1193 01:19:44,574 --> 01:19:47,873 You were right that first night. 1194 01:19:47,912 --> 01:19:51,471 I was for sale. 1195 01:19:52,849 --> 01:19:56,648 Bought and paid for. 1196 01:19:56,686 --> 01:19:59,348 You were the 'easy mark,' Bernie. 1197 01:20:04,326 --> 01:20:07,490 At first I thought that you were... 1198 01:20:07,530 --> 01:20:11,206 just another way to make a quick buck, you know? 1199 01:20:12,802 --> 01:20:16,237 And then I started to take a closer look. 1200 01:20:18,940 --> 01:20:22,000 And for the first time, 1201 01:20:22,044 --> 01:20:25,797 you were somebody who wasn't trying to hustle me, 1202 01:20:26,748 --> 01:20:28,563 somebody who wasn't trying to pretend... 1203 01:20:28,667 --> 01:20:29,780 he was someone he wasn't. 1204 01:20:29,885 --> 01:20:34,718 Just a decent guy, trying to get back on track. 1205 01:20:37,358 --> 01:20:38,570 And it didn't hurt any... 1206 01:20:38,674 --> 01:20:40,290 that you put me up on a pedestal. 1207 01:20:40,394 --> 01:20:44,296 It sure puts the gutter in perspective. 1208 01:20:46,233 --> 01:20:48,702 Shelly paid you? 1209 01:20:51,872 --> 01:20:55,000 Shelly wants me gone. 1210 01:20:57,844 --> 01:21:00,780 He says I bring you luck. 1211 01:21:01,781 --> 01:21:04,147 'Lady Luck.' 1212 01:21:06,287 --> 01:21:10,086 I stayed to tell you to your face... 1213 01:21:10,123 --> 01:21:12,006 and I knew you wouldn't... 1214 01:21:12,111 --> 01:21:14,926 want me no more and I could just go. 1215 01:21:20,366 --> 01:21:23,208 We've got to get you to the hospital. 1216 01:21:23,312 --> 01:21:25,501 We'll talk about this later. 1217 01:22:25,095 --> 01:22:27,163 Tell me again, Bernie. 1218 01:22:27,268 --> 01:22:30,590 Tell me everything's gonna be okay. 1219 01:22:30,633 --> 01:22:33,431 Everything's gonna be fine. 1220 01:22:33,468 --> 01:22:35,702 This is our time. This is you and me... 1221 01:22:35,806 --> 01:22:37,101 and we're going for it. 1222 01:22:37,205 --> 01:22:39,605 Oh, my God. 1223 01:22:42,412 --> 01:22:44,275 Hey. 1224 01:22:44,380 --> 01:22:46,396 You look in the mirror, you don't like... 1225 01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,012 what you see, don't believe it. 1226 01:22:48,116 --> 01:22:50,081 Look in my eyes. 1227 01:22:50,185 --> 01:22:52,783 I am the only mirror you're ever gonna need. 1228 01:22:52,888 --> 01:22:55,652 You look into my eyes, Natalie. 1229 01:23:05,566 --> 01:23:08,536 Bernie, Bernie, wait, wait. 1230 01:23:08,569 --> 01:23:10,533 Your chart that first night-- 1231 01:23:10,638 --> 01:23:12,361 I wasn't being straight with you. 1232 01:23:12,465 --> 01:23:14,404 It is the worst chart I've ever seen. 1233 01:23:14,508 --> 01:23:16,707 There's nothing in the cards for you, I'm telling you. 1234 01:23:16,811 --> 01:23:19,780 No, don't you see? That was before. 1235 01:23:19,814 --> 01:23:21,306 That was before you opened up... 1236 01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:22,179 your heart to me. 1237 01:23:22,283 --> 01:23:26,506 Everything's different now. I got Lady Luck on my side. 1238 01:23:26,519 --> 01:23:29,010 Nothing's gonna happen to me. 1239 01:23:29,055 --> 01:23:31,183 Wait. 1240 01:23:31,225 --> 01:23:34,193 Here. Look, I got $3,000 he paid me. 1241 01:23:34,227 --> 01:23:36,591 Maybe Shelly will take it as a down payment, 1242 01:23:36,695 --> 01:23:37,857 and we can pay in installments, 1243 01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:38,928 when we get settled, okay? 1244 01:23:39,032 --> 01:23:42,864 I don't think $3,000-- - Come on, take it, Bernie! 1245 01:23:55,848 --> 01:23:57,450 ...street vendors in your face. I walk... 1246 01:23:57,555 --> 01:23:58,914 up there, I'd want to shoot myself. 1247 01:23:59,018 --> 01:24:01,550 I suppose you'd like that freak show, huh, Harvard? 1248 01:24:01,654 --> 01:24:03,815 Yeah, I do. 1249 01:24:03,855 --> 01:24:06,274 It brings people downtown into... 1250 01:24:06,378 --> 01:24:09,350 the casino. That is good for business. 1251 01:24:13,364 --> 01:24:15,764 Oof! - Hey! 1252 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:18,399 You lay another finger on her, I swear to God, I'll kill you. 1253 01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:22,257 Are you listening to me? I will fucking kill you. 1254 01:24:30,580 --> 01:24:33,015 Why, Shelly? 1255 01:24:35,585 --> 01:24:38,384 How could you do that to her? 1256 01:24:38,422 --> 01:24:41,154 Because I never let go of a good thing, Bernie, 1257 01:24:41,258 --> 01:24:44,125 and you are a very, very good thing. 1258 01:24:44,161 --> 01:24:46,758 The best cooler there ever was and I need him back. 1259 01:24:46,862 --> 01:24:48,728 He ain't never coming back. 1260 01:24:48,832 --> 01:24:52,289 That is a dead man talking. 1261 01:24:55,372 --> 01:24:57,965 Shelly... 1262 01:24:59,842 --> 01:25:02,607 I'm done with this joint, Natalie and me. 1263 01:25:02,712 --> 01:25:05,844 We are out of here. I'll get a job out in the world. 1264 01:25:05,948 --> 01:25:08,080 I'll send you half my paycheck every month. 1265 01:25:08,184 --> 01:25:09,437 I'll make good on my commitment. 1266 01:25:09,541 --> 01:25:10,548 Bernie, if you bail on me, 1267 01:25:10,652 --> 01:25:11,882 they're gonna throw your fucking ass... 1268 01:25:11,986 --> 01:25:12,985 off the roof of this building... 1269 01:25:13,089 --> 01:25:15,569 snatch the broad, and throw her... 1270 01:25:15,674 --> 01:25:17,941 right the fuck on top of you. 1271 01:25:19,028 --> 01:25:22,394 I don't think so, 'cause if you whack me, 1272 01:25:22,430 --> 01:25:24,229 then Bernie Lootz ain't the biggest... 1273 01:25:24,333 --> 01:25:25,596 loser in the world no more. 1274 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:29,101 That honor is gonna rest upon you, Shelly. 1275 01:25:29,137 --> 01:25:30,737 And maybe you had it all along. 1276 01:25:30,841 --> 01:25:31,534 I'm the loser? 1277 01:25:31,639 --> 01:25:34,037 What do you got, other than this joint? 1278 01:25:34,141 --> 01:25:36,307 What more do I need? - You got nothing. 1279 01:25:36,411 --> 01:25:40,141 This place-- your legacy, it's a mirage. 1280 01:25:40,180 --> 01:25:42,246 You turn your back, it don't even exist. 1281 01:25:42,350 --> 01:25:44,414 There's no night, there's no day, 1282 01:25:44,519 --> 01:25:48,119 it's just one big fucking blur and it don't count for nothing. 1283 01:25:48,223 --> 01:25:50,253 You believe this fucking guy? 1284 01:25:50,357 --> 01:25:52,422 I feel sorry for you, Shelly. 1285 01:25:52,526 --> 01:25:54,457 You're the worst kind of gambler there is, 1286 01:25:54,561 --> 01:25:56,660 too scared to throw his chips on the table. 1287 01:25:56,764 --> 01:25:59,495 Too scared to extend any real kind of friendship. 1288 01:25:59,599 --> 01:26:03,431 Always scared he's gonna end up out in the desert. 1289 01:26:03,436 --> 01:26:07,010 Well, sweet fucking dreams pal. 1290 01:26:07,115 --> 01:26:07,936 I'm out. 1291 01:26:08,041 --> 01:26:10,202 If that's where it ends, 1292 01:26:10,244 --> 01:26:12,803 that's where it ends. 1293 01:26:13,847 --> 01:26:15,611 Jesus Christ, that's such a fucking... 1294 01:26:15,715 --> 01:26:16,811 touching speech, Bernie. 1295 01:26:16,916 --> 01:26:18,847 All that Jimmy Stewart bullshit, 1296 01:26:18,951 --> 01:26:22,704 I got such a lump in my throat, I can't tell you. 1297 01:26:22,854 --> 01:26:24,986 But it doesn't change a thing. 1298 01:26:25,090 --> 01:26:27,931 If you don't make good on my 150 G's, 1299 01:26:28,035 --> 01:26:30,616 I'm gonna close the books on you. 1300 01:26:31,230 --> 01:26:33,194 You and the broad. 1301 01:26:33,299 --> 01:26:35,562 You leave me no choice. 1302 01:27:03,128 --> 01:27:06,187 Change only. 1303 01:27:11,168 --> 01:27:13,466 Change. 1304 01:27:15,672 --> 01:27:18,106 $3,000. 1305 01:27:35,090 --> 01:27:38,059 Yo, 11, pay the line. 1306 01:27:43,031 --> 01:27:45,363 Winner, seven. 1307 01:28:00,249 --> 01:28:02,910 Six easy. Easy way six. 1308 01:28:09,291 --> 01:28:11,952 Winner. Front line. 1309 01:28:28,375 --> 01:28:30,807 Hey, Shelly, take a look at number four. 1310 01:28:30,911 --> 01:28:33,846 Winner. 1311 01:28:42,322 --> 01:28:44,287 Okay, folks, we're coming out now. 1312 01:28:44,392 --> 01:28:47,189 Hold bets, curb checks, C&E is 11. 1313 01:28:54,633 --> 01:28:57,136 Come on, man, make me some money. 1314 01:28:58,837 --> 01:29:00,068 Winner, seven. 1315 01:29:00,172 --> 01:29:01,558 What the fuck is going on here? 1316 01:29:01,662 --> 01:29:02,537 Where have you been? 1317 01:29:02,641 --> 01:29:03,128 Not now. 1318 01:29:03,232 --> 01:29:05,472 Bullshit. Shut him down right now. 1319 01:29:05,576 --> 01:29:07,876 Shut him down or I will. - Not here. 1320 01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:10,244 Come take a walk with me. 1321 01:29:14,819 --> 01:29:16,359 What is your interest in this, Shelly? 1322 01:29:16,463 --> 01:29:17,585 Because you know what I see? 1323 01:29:17,689 --> 01:29:19,561 I see your guy taking us to the fucking... 1324 01:29:19,665 --> 01:29:21,354 cleaners, and I'll tell you one thing. 1325 01:29:21,459 --> 01:29:24,665 He's not leaving here with a fucking dime. 1326 01:29:32,302 --> 01:29:34,667 Now listen to me, you little Harvard turd. 1327 01:29:34,771 --> 01:29:36,436 Lootz is all right, 1328 01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,502 so he's walking out of here... 1329 01:29:37,606 --> 01:29:38,872 with everything he's got coming to him. 1330 01:29:38,976 --> 01:29:40,477 If you so much as touch... 1331 01:29:40,582 --> 01:29:42,741 one fucking hair on his fucking head, 1332 01:29:42,845 --> 01:29:44,672 I'm gonna fucking wallpaper this fucking... 1333 01:29:44,776 --> 01:29:46,079 bathroom with your fucking ass, 1334 01:29:46,183 --> 01:29:47,222 do you understand me? 1335 01:29:47,327 --> 01:29:49,249 Muted tones, isn't that what you said? 1336 01:29:49,354 --> 01:29:52,117 Huh? I can't hear you. 1337 01:29:52,154 --> 01:29:54,286 Wait, wait a minute. There it is. 1338 01:29:54,391 --> 01:29:57,757 Blended in, at a subsonic level, 1339 01:29:57,794 --> 01:29:59,920 like some kind of mantra, 1340 01:29:59,962 --> 01:30:03,227 'Pain, pain, pain.' 1341 01:30:09,972 --> 01:30:12,099 Please... 1342 01:30:16,746 --> 01:30:19,146 Come on, come on. 1343 01:30:19,180 --> 01:30:21,775 Big roll. Big roll, buddy. 1344 01:30:23,219 --> 01:30:26,016 Here we go, here we go. 1345 01:30:32,594 --> 01:30:34,862 He must be up over 100 grand! 1346 01:30:37,932 --> 01:30:42,062 Gray craps, line away. 1347 01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:58,548 Here we go. 1348 01:31:10,064 --> 01:31:11,961 Okay. 1349 01:31:12,066 --> 01:31:14,659 Hit it again. Come on. 1350 01:31:18,204 --> 01:31:20,289 Come on now. Come on. 1351 01:31:21,441 --> 01:31:25,434 12 craps. Line away. 12 craps. 1352 01:31:43,328 --> 01:31:46,297 What the fuck? Not all of it! 1353 01:31:46,330 --> 01:31:48,731 $80,000. 1354 01:31:48,767 --> 01:31:50,898 On the field? Is he fucking crazy? 1355 01:31:51,002 --> 01:31:54,027 Don't do it. 1356 01:32:23,332 --> 01:32:25,122 Thank you, God. Thank you, God. 1357 01:32:25,226 --> 01:32:26,065 Thank you, God. 1358 01:32:26,169 --> 01:32:28,399 It's all right, right? 1359 01:32:28,438 --> 01:32:30,250 You guys worked it out... 1360 01:32:30,355 --> 01:32:33,483 and he took the money? It's okay, right? 1361 01:33:01,870 --> 01:33:04,497 You want me to get that, Shelly? 1362 01:33:39,705 --> 01:33:40,466 Bernie? 1363 01:33:40,571 --> 01:33:44,006 Can you tell me what happened? 1364 01:33:45,779 --> 01:33:49,077 Yeah. Yeah. 1365 01:33:57,089 --> 01:33:59,922 Why-- why are we stopping, Bernie? 1366 01:33:59,960 --> 01:34:04,258 I think-- I think-- Oh, God damn. 1367 01:34:30,554 --> 01:34:32,989 What the fuck happened in there? 1368 01:34:39,397 --> 01:34:42,194 What? What? 1369 01:34:42,232 --> 01:34:44,496 What! - Look. Look. 1370 01:34:44,535 --> 01:34:46,934 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1371 01:34:46,970 --> 01:34:49,235 Natalie, I won. I won. - Oh, my God! 1372 01:34:49,339 --> 01:34:51,503 How much! ? How much! ? - A lot. 1373 01:34:51,607 --> 01:34:53,973 Bahamas, here we come. 1374 01:34:59,682 --> 01:35:01,872 Step out of the car, please. 1375 01:35:04,288 --> 01:35:06,497 What's the problem, Officer? 1376 01:35:06,601 --> 01:35:09,214 Step out of the car, both of you. 1377 01:35:18,867 --> 01:35:21,996 Officer, my driving, it-- 1378 01:35:22,038 --> 01:35:25,436 I'm sorry if we were driving a little fast, we're a bit excited. 1379 01:35:25,540 --> 01:35:28,981 We won a shitload of money at the Shangri-La. 1380 01:35:29,010 --> 01:35:32,104 You didn't win nothing. 1381 01:35:35,484 --> 01:35:39,681 Now both of you, turn around. Get down on your knees. 1382 01:35:39,721 --> 01:35:42,120 Now. 1383 01:35:44,626 --> 01:35:47,595 Jesus Christ, Bern, Jesus Christ. 1384 01:35:51,865 --> 01:35:54,597 The kid just wants you should know, Shelly, 1385 01:35:54,702 --> 01:35:57,100 he's just protecting our investment... 1386 01:35:57,204 --> 01:35:59,468 ...the old-school way. 1387 01:35:59,506 --> 01:36:01,852 I'll see you around, my friend. 1388 01:36:05,946 --> 01:36:08,881 I knew it was too good to be true. 1389 01:36:10,918 --> 01:36:13,478 Who were we kidding? 1390 01:37:01,867 --> 01:37:04,130 It's a drunk driver. 1391 01:37:05,135 --> 01:37:08,263 This is just-- this is just freaky luck. 1392 01:37:08,305 --> 01:37:10,500 It was freaky accident. 1393 01:37:31,261 --> 01:37:33,825 Gentlemen, I want to thank you for your vote of confidence. 1394 01:37:33,929 --> 01:37:36,461 As the new director of casino operations, 1395 01:37:36,565 --> 01:37:38,496 I want to make a personal guarantee... 1396 01:37:38,600 --> 01:37:40,165 to each and every one of you... 1397 01:37:40,300 --> 01:37:43,980 that your investment in the Golden Shangri-La will be well looked after. 1398 01:37:45,107 --> 01:37:47,439 The future looks very bright, gentlemen. 1399 01:37:47,543 --> 01:37:51,274 Very, very bright.100583

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