All language subtitles for Sydney to the Max s03e12 Cool Intentions.eng

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Okay, Mom, I made a list
of emergency numbers for you

for while I am gone.

Syd's doctor, dentist,
orthodontist and allergist.

Remember this time of year,
she gets all-- [nasal cough]

Dad, would you stop worrying?
We just want you to have fun

at Leo's birthday party
this weekend.

By the way,
it sounds more like--

[snort, nasal exhale]

Oh, and don't forget,
Syd has homework due on Monday.

Dad, it's not like
you haven't left me with Grandma before.

Yeah, but that was
before you became a teenager.

I trust you.
I don't trust teenagers.

Oh, and if something breaks,
our handyman Don's number is on the list.

Max, I think I can handle it.

I did manage to raise you

and you were
no walk in the park.

Oh, and don't let her
walk in the park.

-Max!
-Dad!

Okay, I'm going.
You two have fun

and I'll see you on Monday.

Oh, and one last thing.

Don't let Sydney
sit in her sweatpants

all day eating pancakes
and binging TV shows.

-Bye.
-Bye.

So, what do you
want to do first?

Get in our sweatpants,
eat pancakes and binge TV shows?

You've never made me prouder.

[theme music playing]

♪ Like father, like daughter,
we don't always agree♪

♪ But looking at you
is like looking at me♪

♪ The more things change,
the more they stay the same♪

♪ Like father, like daughter,
from different times♪

♪ Taking all the best
from your decade and mine♪

♪ The more things change♪

♪ The more they stay the same♪

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do

♪ Do, do

♪ The more they stay the same

♪

[both chuckling]

Oh, man, what a day.

I can't believe you went on
a giant roller coaster with me.

You didn't even scream
at the 90-foot drop.

I gave teenagers
driving tests for 30 years.

Nothing scares me.

How about a slushy toast
to an awesome weekend?

If I haven't said it lately,
you are the coolest g-ma ever.

You have, but I never
tire of hearing it.

And B-T-dubs, you're
the coolest g-daught.

Oh, it looks like
my slushy is melting.

Oh, I'll get some ice.

[whirring]

Huh, the ice maker is stuck.

Maybe it's broken.

No, it just needs
to be pushed harder.

[whirring stops]

Now it's broken.

Better call the handyman.

Looks like your dad's list
was a good idea after all.

Let's keep that
our little secret.

[phone rings]

Oh, what's up, Olive?

You are not going
to believe this.

Guess what I just got?

The first ever Ricky Angelo
dance video game.

Ricky Angelo
has a dance game?

Get out!

I know, right?

My dad got it for me
the second it came out.

The guy can sing,
he can dance,

and now he has a video game.

Ricky, not my dad.

Well, why don't you
bring it over and we can

spread out in the Girl Cave.

Sophia's visiting her cousins

but I could see
if Emmy can come.

But what about your dad?
You know how he is.

[deep voice]:
"It's Sunday night. Don't you have homework, Syd?

And love that Olive."

Really?

[normal voice]:
Hey, it's my impression.

Well, we are in luck.

My grandma is
in charge this weekend,

and you know how cool she is.
I'll go check with her.

Bye.

I just left
a message for Don, the handyman.

Hopefully, he's on his way.

Grandma, is it okay
if Olive and Emmy come over?

It's Sunday night.
Don't you have homework?

Don't worry.
I'll get it done.

It's just that Olive has

the brand new
Ricky Angelo dance game.

Ricky Angelo has
a new dance game?

Get out.

Sounds like a yes to me.

I don't know, Syd.

But it just came out today.

We'd be like the first girls

in the world
to play it. Please?

Well...

okay, but only for an hour,
and then you do your homework.

And it's only because
it's Ricky Angelo

and I'm a huge Fangelo.

Thanks, Grandma.

[gasps] Wait, does
the clock start now

or when the girls get here?
Never mind.

I'll just start
dancing now to be safe.

Oh, hi, Mom.

What happened, Max?

I don't know,
I guess something fell off the mantle.

Wait, was that my vase
from ceramics class?

That's the only thing
I made that actually looked like a thing.

That was a vase?

I thought something
ugly had melted.

What did I tell you about
playing basketball in the house?

Wait, you think I did it?

It was like this
when I came home.

Wow. Not only
do you break my vase,

but now you're going
to lie about it?

I'm not lying.
Why don't you believe me?

You mean like the time you said
a pack of angry squirrels

ate your report card?

I never said angry.

You know, I've told
the truth a lot of times, too.

Such as?

Well, not to you.

Max, go to your room.
You're grounded for the weekend.

What? No! Me and Leo
have tickets tomorrow night

for the opening of
Tyrannosaurus Island 4.

Well, you should have
thought about that

before you played basketball
in the house and lied about it.

I wish I had a cool mom
like other kids do.

I am cool.

I just have a family member
who forces me to act uncool.

Now go to your room.

Fine, but I'm innocent.
You can take away my freedom,

but you can't
take away my dignity.

Starting now!

[knocking rhythmically]

Hi.

I'm here to fix
an ailing ice maker.

Wait, I was expecting Don,
our handyman.

Oh, I'm his wife, Donna,
your handy woman.

[chuckles] It's Don's turn
to be home with the kids

and my turn to have
sweet, sweet freedom.

So, this must
be the patient.

Oh, poor baby.
Who did this to you?

Well, don't ask me.

So, you and Don
are both handy persons and you're married.

How'd that happen?

Oh, we met at
the hardware store

reaching for the exact
same toilet plunger,

and, well, you know
where things go from there.

I sure don't.

So, how's that Girl Cave
Don built for you?

Oh, it's a-mah-zing.

In fact, my granddaughter
and her friends

are playing video games
down there right now.

Hm, on a school night?

I know. I know.

But I only gave them an hour.

Wow. If I give
my kids an hour,

pretty soon it's another,
then another.

Then I start yelling
and Don starts crying

and there goes
Valentine's Day.

Yeah, that's how it was raising
Max, always trying to play me.

But Syd and I have
a very special relationship.

She'd never
take advantage of me.

Oh, you're a lucky woman.

Those kind of kids
are rarer than a 1956 rotary cooling valve,

which I have.
Oh, there I go, bragging again.

-Whoo, yeah!
-Go, Emmy!

You're on fire!

I am? JK, of course I am.

Check it, you've even
outscored Ricky Angelo.

Video game Ricky
isn't happy.

Wow, he's even cuter
when he's mad.

This is so much fun.
You have the best Grandma, Syd,

letting us play video games
on a school night.

Yeah, but she did
say an hour and it's way past that.

Maybe we should
wrap things up.

I've got homework anyway.

But I'm just about
to beat the game.

No one ever beats those games.

-TV: Winner.
-[fanfare plays]

I did it, I did it!
I beat the game!

I knew you would.

[bonus feature chime]

Hey look, you've unlocked
a bonus feature.

-What is it?
-It's a code

to an online
VIP Ricky Angelo concert tonight.

A live concert?

-Hi, Ricky.
-At midnight.

Bye, Ricky.

Why would they do
a VIP concert at midnight?

That's when all
the hot artists drop their albums.

Drake, T. Swift.

Our parents will never
let us stay up for that.

-However--
-Keep going.

What if you told your parents
that you were sleeping over?

Because I needed help
with a school project.

Which is technically true

because Ricky's new album is
called The Ricky Angelo Project.

Okay, so we got
our folks covered. But are you sure Grandma J

will let us stay up
till midnight on a school night?

Yeah, she's cool,
but nobody's that cool.

Don't worry.
I've got this.

I know my grandma
and she can't say no to me.

Hey, Miss Reynolds.

Max ready for the new
Tyrannosaurs Island?

You know that guy they
ate at the end of the last one?

He gets coughed up,
then eaten again.

Man, what a journey.

Sorry Leo, Max is
gonna have to miss that artistic achievement,

he's grounded today
and tomorrow.

All weekend?
What did he do?

He broke my favorite vase.

Wait, you grounded him
for breaking that?

Well, I'm sure
it had emotional value.

And to make matters worse,
he lied to me about it.

Well, can I at least say hi?

Okay, but make it quick.

Max! Leo's here.

Max, I don't believe this.

You got grounded again?
We have movie tickets.

I'm sorry, Leo,
but it's not my fault.

Likely story.

Now, instead of running around
with my BFF all weekend,

I'll be inside watching
detective shows with my grandma.

Don't get me wrong,
I dig the shows,

massaging her feet
I'm not too crazy about.

But I didn't do it,
and not like the times

I said I didn't do it.

This time,
I really didn't do it.

Sorry, Max, but you do have an
odd relationship with the truth.

Sometimes I wonder
if you two have actually met.

-Hairy burrito.
-Hairy burrito?

Our code word
that means no matter how crazy you sound,

you're telling the truth?

Yup, that's the one.

I'm sorry
I doubted you, man.

[sighs] Thank you, Leo.

Now, if I can only
convince my mom.

You can't.

But maybe I can.
I picked up a few things

watching those
detective shows. Finally, all that time

rubbing my
grandma's toesies is paying off.

So how's the patient?

Oh, she's going
to pull through.

Luckily, she's a fighter.

By the way,
it's been over an hour.

I know, I know.
Syd's been down there

way longer than
I said she could.

But she's a good kid
and she'll get her homework done.

I was talking about
how long I've been here.

I bill by the hour.

Oh.

It's just situations
like this can be tricky.

When I was a single mom,
I always had to be the bad guy.

But Syd and I have this
awesome relationship

and I don't want to ruin it
by coming down on her.

Oh, I see what's going on here.

I know, I have to decide.

Am I a parent or a friend?

No, I meant you need
a new heat terminal.

I've really gotta
let you get your thoughts out.

I left a part in the truck,

I should be finished up
in half an hour.

Great, and thanks
for letting me bend your ear.

Sometimes you fix toilets,
sometimes you fix lives.

Either way,
I sleep like a baby.

Grandma, you are not
going to believe this,

but Emmy beat
the game and unlocked the bonus feature.

-That's huge, Noodle.
-I know. And get this,

it's a private concert
by none other than Ricky Angelo.

You're kidding.
That's even huger.

-So can we watch it?
-Of course. So when's it on?

Tonight at midnight.
Oh, and the girls are sleeping over.

-Thanks, Grandma.
-Whoa, hold on!

Midnight, girls sleeping over?

Syd, you've got school tomorrow.
And what about your homework?

I promise I'll get up early
and do it in the morning.

I don't know, Syd.

Are the other girls'
parents all right with this?

-Um, totally.
-Really?

Yeah, and they're not
nearly as cool as you are.

That is true.

Okay, you can do it.

Thanks, Grandma.
You're the best.

And the coolest.

Oh, I just got a chill. Later.

Leo, are you sure
using what you saw

in detective shows
will change my mom's mind?

Max, every crime scene
tells a story and this one won't shut up.

Leo, what are you doing here?

Max is grounded.
What's all this stuff?

I'm going to prove
a man's innocence.

I've recreated
yesterday's crime scene

down to
the tiniest detail.

Max, I trust those are
the clothes you were wearing yesterday.

Yep. I fished them
out of the hamper.

[sniffs] Yes, you did.

Now, Miss Reynolds,
for the sake of accuracy,

I have placed Max's
first grade art project on the mantle.

It's of similar
height and weight to the vase in question.

Did you go in my closet
to get that?

Moving on.

Now, let me reconstruct
the day for you.

According to the suspect,

he entered the premises
at 3:07 p.m.

and discovered
the vase broken.

That's because
he broke it.

-Are you a detective?
-No. Are you?

I'll be the one asking
the questions, ma'am.

Now, after
careful examination...

I was able to lift
this from the floor,

a muddy footprint
from a size seven sneaker,

and what size
do you wear, Max?

A size seven.

Well done, Leo.
You proved he's guilty.

Not so fast.
Now, Miss Reynolds,

you've accused Max
of playing basketball in the house,

which means he would
have been dribbling.

Max, show us your dribble.

Notice the
elaborate footwork.

If Max had been
playing basketball,

there would be
a lot more footprints.

See, the only thing
I'm guilty of

is being
awesome at basketball.

Therefore, I submit
that Max cannot have possibly

-committed this crime.
-So who did?

Sometimes these mysteries
never get solved.

It's why I can't
sleep at night.

That and hearing
my grandma snoring next door.

You know what mystery
I can't solve?

Why you ever thought
this would work.

Goodbye, Leo.
Max, go to your room.

Only one hour,
45 minutes

and 11 seconds
until Ricky time.

-I'm so excited.
-I know.

What do you think
Ricky's going to wear?

Maybe his doo-wop days
leather jacket look.

Or maybe his emo
leather jacket look.

Or maybe he'll change it up
and wear a leather vest.

Both: Ew.

Yeah, I deserve that.

Hey, girls,
hope you're hungry.

They're marshmallow treats,
I call them Sticky Angelos.

Thanks, Grandma.

Yeah, I'm so glad
you're in charge.

Our parents always say
no to things like this.

You mean except
for tonight, right?

-Um...
-Well...

Sydney, what's going on?
I thought you said their parents

were okay with them
staying here to watch the concert?

Well, technically,

I said their parents
were okay with them staying here.

And isn't that the part
we should really focus on?

Syd, what do their parents
think they're doing here?

Well, from what I understand,

helping me
with a school project.

Okay, girls.
Party is over.

Sydney, go to your room.

What?

You're joking, right?

Nope. Olive, Emmy,
get your stuff.

I'm calling your parents
to pick you up.

Grandma, I can't
believe you're doing this. This is so embarrassing.

Syd, you lied to me.
I said go to your room.

I thought you were cool.
But you're really not.

Oh, Grandma.

-Sydney.
-I assume you're coming to apologize.

What?

No, I was going
to use the bathroom.

I thought you were coming
to apologize to me.

What?

No, I was heading
to the bathroom too.

Wait, why should I apologize?

You kicked out my friends
and sent me to my room.

Do you have any idea
how humiliating that was?

Sydney, you took
advantage of me all night.

"You're so cool,
Grandma." I can't believe I fell for that.

I thought you were cool.

Then all of a sudden you were
this whole different person.

Really?
Because I thought

I had this super chill
granddaughter

and all of a sudden

you were this scheming
teenager manipulating me.

-I was not.
-No, you did worse.

You looked me
in the face and lied to me.

Lied?

I just maybe
left out some details.

Sydney, if you can't even
see what you did,

I don't see any
reason in continuing this conversation.

I don't either.

I'll use the one downstairs.

No, I will.

[knocking]

Hello, Miss Reynolds.
It's Sunday at five.

I take it Max
has served his time?

Yeah, but trust me,
he'll be back.

Max, Leo's here!

Come on, Leo, let's go.

Where? It's too late
to see the movie now.

I know. Thanks for
ruining my weekend, Mom.

Leo, are you coming?

Max, look, it was
the vibration of the door

that knocked the vase
off the mantle.

Okay, who was the last person
to leave through this door

on Friday morning?

Not me. I always
go to school out the back.

Okay, okay.
It must have been me.

Wait.

I was grounded
for the whole weekend,

and it was your fault?

Miss Reynolds,
go to your room.

Or don't.

Leo, will you excuse us?

I need to talk to Max.

Of course, there are
many more cases waiting for me to solve

and I better get going.

Crime may never sleep,
but I have a bedtime.

[door opens, closes]

Max, I am so sorry.

There aren't enough sorries
to make up for this.

Do you have any idea
how bad it feels

when your own mother
won't believe you?

Yes. Don't you think
I want to believe you?

You do?

I hate not being able
to trust what you say.

Well... I guess
that's something I can work on.

Max, how about we hit
the reset button?

Wipe the slate clean.

From now on,
you're innocent until proven guilty,

not the other way around.

Thanks, Mom.

-Okay, let's go.
-Where?

Well, if we leave now
and get Leo,

we can still catch
Tyrannosaurus Island 4.

Seriously,
on a school night?

Are we gonna talk
or are we gonna go?

We're gonna go.

Again, Olive, I'm so sorry
my grandma ruined everything.

I'm so mad, I don't even
want to talk to her.

Oh, no, my grandma
is in the kitchen.

Okay, I'm just going
to grab a breakfast bar and leave. Later.

-Dad?
-Hey, Syd.

Look at that.
And they told me this ice maker wouldn't last.

But once again, your dad
is smarter than he looks.

Did I just insult myself?

What are you doing home?

I thought you weren't
back till later.

I left a little early.
I missed my girls.

How was Leo's birthday?

It was great
catching up.

Leo and I even took his son
to a make-your-own pottery place.

Take a look.

Doesn't look like pottery
is in the boy's future.

No, I made it.

Then I love it.

So how was your girls' weekend?
Nothing but fun, I bet.

So much fun,
it might ruin it to talk about it.

I'm so relieved it went well.

You know, the reason
I was nervous leaving you guys

is because I got to thinking
about how I was at your age,

always lying about stuff

and trying to get
around your grandma.

Man, I was awful.

Well, I'm sure
you had your reasons.

I thought I did,
but I must have hurt

your grandma's feelings
so many times.

But then I realized
you're not me.

You and your grandma
have something special.

You'd never play
her the way I did.

Right.

Where's Grandma?

I don't know,
I think I heard her downstairs.

Hey, Grandma.

Cleaning up, huh?

Getting ready
for the next big party?

Whoo, whoo.

To be honest, Syd,
I don't feel like talking to you right now.

Yeah, I guess I wouldn't
talk to me either.

Look, Grandma.
I'm really sorry. I messed up.

You were right, I was acting
like a selfish, bratty teenager.

I feel terrible.

I appreciate
your apology, Noodle.

I'm so lucky
to have you in my life,

and I promise I'll never try
to take advantage of you again.

-Yes, you will.
-Say what now?

You're getting older.
You're supposed to push boundaries

and I'm supposed
to push back.

But I was too busy
trying to be your friend

when I should have
been a parent.

I don't want
to lose cool g-ma.

Can't we just pretend
that this didn't happen?

You can't go back in time.

Although your dad
thought he could,

but that was just
a big box with a lot of wires coming out of it.

So, does this mean that
everything's going to have

to change between us?

Of course not.
But sometimes you're going to push me

and I'm going to have
to come down on you.

I can take it.

I just don't want
to lose what we have.

Well, on the plus side,

we've just had our
very first fight and we're okay.

-Love you, g-ma.
-Love you, g-daught.

Now, I hate to sound
like a typical parent,

but, uh, don't you
have school, young lady?

And I hate to be
the typical teenager, but [scoffs] whatevs.

-So, Mom, what do you think?
-Where did you get that thing?

Leo and I took his son
to a pottery place.

Oh, well, at least
his son tried.

-No, I made it.
-With your feet?

Well, I think it's, uh--

I'm trying, Dad,
I really am.

Well, it still deserves
a place of honor.

Oh, I almost forgot.
I made gifts for you, too.

-Wonderful.
-Lucky us.

I left them out in the car.
I'll go get them.

Oh, no, Dad's vase!

Don't worry, it was going to
"accidentally break" anyway.

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do

♪ Do, do

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do

♪ Do, do

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do

♪ Do, do

♪ Do, do, do-do, do, do

♪ Do, do

Man: Oh, yeah.

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