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dan, come on.
get up.

dan, get up.

come on, dan.

boy, it's
a beautiful morning.

the sun is shining,
the birds are chirping,

and let's get up and embrace
the wondrousness of it all.

you embrace it.

come on, get up.
we gotta earn a living.

let the kids do it.
they're younger.

d.j.: hey, mom.

hey, you're supposed
to knock, pard.

sorry. mom, will you
buy me some finger paint?

no.

i have to paint a picture
of the family for school.

can you paint us
independently wealthy

so we don't have to
go to work anymore?

- sure.
- groovy, i'll buy it for you.

all right, rembrandt,
go wake up your sisters.

all right!

good morning, honey.

good morning.

jACKIE: supremes.

hey, you know
we sound pretty good.

i think we're ready to blow this
joint and take it on the road.

yeah, we could
do up our hair big

and maybe get down
some groovy dance routines.

yeah, and then we could
like go on the road

and o.d. on drugs
while some fat cat

rakes in our royalties
and we die penniless

and on welfare.

that's a pretty
picture, sister.

we get up on the wrong
side of bed this morning?

there is no wrong side of the
bed when there's a man in it.

well, there is if he's
still in the quilt

and snoring like
a big, old hog.

come on, 5:30!

get me out of this
life-sucking dump now!

- i hear that.
- cRYSTAL: oh.

know what i do when i
get down about this joint?

you let a smile
be your umbrella.

does this fantasy involve
cognac and candlelight?

- um, definitely.
- what do you do,

douse him with the cognac
and then light him on fire?

- quiet, you guys.
there he is.

listen up everybody. i got an
important announcement to make.

you're a woman
trapped in a man's body?

that's very funny,
roseanne.

actually, i wanted to inform you
about tonight's mandatory overtime.

- rOSEANNE: no!
- jACKIE: what?

if i don't get that jorgensen
order out, i'm looking at layoffs.

could have given us
some warning.

i didn't know the machine
was gonna break down.

i don't like this
any more than you do.

you don't do
as much as we do.

yeah, in fact,
what do you do, booker?

i fire people
that don't work overtime.

hey, sis, give me a quarter, would you?

- i gotta call up my kids.
- you know the rules, roseanne.

booker says we can only use
the phone at coffee breaks.

oh, who died and left you
hall monitor?

oh, cut it out.

it's gonna add up to a nice
piece of change for you guys.

yeah, now we can afford
that stone lion

for our villa in france.

no, come on.

it's gonna be
a nice wad of cash.

just give me the quarter

and keep your two cents,
would you, sis?

jeez, there's more things
in life than money.

i know, i can't afford
any of 'em.

will you call my house
for me, roseanne?

well, you know
the rules, crystal.

my boy's babysitter
leaves at 5:30.

ask her to stay
till i get home?

- will you cover for me?
- deal. hurry.

hey. where are you going?

i got a board of directors
meeting over here.

look, this isn't a break.
i need you on the machine.

well, i need you
off my back.

i gotta call my kids
about dinner.

do it on a break.

well, what am i
supposed to do?

call 'em at 5:15 and tell 'em
to break out a can of sardines?

listen, roseanne.
look, i'm sorry.

it's not my problem.

not now, but i mean
it could be your problem

'cause if i'm sitting there
worrying about my kids

i could screw up and you
wouldn't make your quota.

come on, booker.

this is a chance to redeem
your really bad karma.

all right,
make it snappy.

i don't want everybody else
in here making calls.

- thanks, book.
- uh-huh.

hello?

- becky?
- oH, HI, mOM.

hi, honey, listen.
i've only got a second

and i need you
to do me a big favor.

call up dwight
at the store,

and tell him to drive over
to your dad's jobsite.

he knows where it is.
are you writing this down?

yes, mother.

okay, tell dwight
to tell dad-

you're not writing this
down at all, are you?

yes, i am.

bECKY.

all right.

oKAY, TELL dWIGHT
TO TELL dAD

that i got overtime tonight

so he has to pick up dinner
for you kids.

great, can we get
chipper chicken?

well, you can get happy hamster
for all i care.

just make sure that you
fold up all the clothes

that are in the dryer,
and then take the garbage

out to the curb and make sure
you clean up the dishes.

sure, mom.
bye.

tHANKS, HONEY.

darlene, get down here.

coming.

what?

take your books out of here
and put 'em up in your room.

but dad, i'm gonna do
my homework in here later.

pick 'em up now. i want this place
cleaned up before your mother gets home.

hello, yeah.

give me a large deluxe with
everything, including anchovies.

- no anchovies.
- just a minute.

- what do you want on your pizza?
- pineapple.

pineapple?
this ain't a luau, don ho.

i like it.
it's yellow.

yellow. okay, yeah. make that pine-

yeah, i'll hold.
damn it!

- dad, where's the eyedropper? i gotta give pebbles water.
- look in the junk drawer.

yeah, right,
that's a large pizza

with everything,
pineapple, no anchovies.

714 delaware street.

- right, bye.
- what are you doing?

- ordering dinner.
- didn't you get my message?

i sure did,
10 minutes ago.

becky!

oh, boy!
punishment.

- eat it, doggie breath.
- ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

oh, knock it off,
both of you.

well, i see you wrote it down.
you just didn't read it.

i'm sorry, okay?
i spaced out.

becky, i ask you to do one thing
and you didn't do any of 'em.

you gotta learn some
responsibility here.

i mean, you are the oldest daughter,
the second woman in command.

you're the heiress
to my throne here.

all right, i'll go fold
the royal underwear.

everything's under control.
the pizza's on its way.

everything is cool.

ohmm...

this is a pretty picture.
is this the one for school?

there's daddy and me

and becky and you.

- where's darlene?
- right there.

that looks like
a bunch of flowers.

i know.
that'

hey, i heard about the overtime. how long?

i don't know.
two weeks maybe.

oh, man, that's really gonna be tight.

i gotta finish
roofing that garage,

plus i got two
driveways to pour.

plus dwight says they might have
a drywall job lined up for me.

plus we gotta
live through it.

well, hopefully we will, but it's
really gonna take some teamwork though.

hey, becky, get in here.
we gotta discuss something.

oh, god, this ain't
the ward cleaver speech, is it?

hey, guys, we got a tough
couple of weeks coming up here.

i'm gonna be working late.
your mother's going on overtime.

so that means you guys
are going on overtime too.

in addition to
your regular chores,

you're really gonna have
to take up the slack here.

d.j.'s wiping paint on me!
what a nerd.

d.j., you know
better than that.

don't anybody move.
pebbles got loose.

- eww!
- oh, for crying out loud.

bECKY:
oh, come here, baby.

get that little rat
back in the box!

eww!

why did i even think i could
get anything accomplished?

temporary insanity.

oh, you stepped in some
pebbles of your own here, dan.

that's it,
i give up!

well, you can't
give up, honey.

all we need's a little organization
around here. we'll assign everybody chores.

yeah, we can make a list.
i'll write it down.

spoken like a true heiress
to the throne here.

all right, i'm ready.

okay, rule number one:
no painting in the house.

and rule
number two-

no animals
in the house.

rule number
three: no-

- dARLENE: mom!
- no children in the house.

well, at least we're gonna
make a little extra money.

that's what you think.
i did some figurin' last night.

by the time i pay my daytime
baby-sitter, and then pay her extra

to drive my boy across town
to the nighttime sitter,

and then pay for
all the gasoline,

i figure this overtime is
costing me a $1.25 an hour.

- don't forget to add in the guilt.
- tell me about it.

yeah, isn't it awful feeling
like an absentee mother?

oh, qu� milagro.
look who's here.

well, so glad you
could join us, sis.

well, thanks
for having me.

well, i hope our work's not
getting in the way of your break.

a little bit, but hey,
we're all family.

well, far be it from us to stand
in the way of your leisure time.

maybe we could start coming in on
the weekends to take up your slack.

when i'm late, at least i don't
blame my husband and the kids.

no, you make up
some outrageous lie.

hey, if i'm late
it's 'cause i'm late.

well, don't be and we'll
get out of here faster.

that's right. i'm sick of
working all these hours.

i'm sick of hearing
you whine about it.

- well, just start working and we'll stop whining.
- get off of it!

it's bad enough i gotta
take that crap from booker.

i'm not gonna
take it from you guys.

hey, knock off
the yelling in there.

we're just practicing
the company cheer, booker.

- what the hell is this?
- cRYSTAL: what?

there's only two prongs
on these forks.

somebody didn't check
the metering gauge.

all seven of these
cases are ruined.

- who was on that gauge?
- jackie.

- crystal.
- i did it the first hour. you were supposed to do it.

- no, i wasn't.
- yes, you were.

- don't blame me!
- why not? it's your fault.

ahh!

there, i feel
better now.

the machine's all fixed.
let's resume work.

all right, you're gonna have to
make up these seven cases for me.

- we could do it tomorrow, booker.
- no, you'll do it tonight.

you all have an extra
hour of overtime.

give me a break!

you give me an extra set of seven
cases of forks, and i'll give you one.

i suppose you're gonna
point the finger at me.

yeah, and you know
which one.

hi, d.j.
what are you doing?

never mind.
i don't care.

you know the rule is
no painting in the house.

i wanted
to watch tv.

well, you gotta fully
develop your brain first

before you rot it out.

clean up your mess.

bECKY: mom, where have you been?

i was supposed to go over
to diane's tonight and study.

- diane who?
- only my best friend since kindergarten.

oh. where's your daddy?

he went to pick up darlene
at band practice.

darlene who?

becky? there's paint
all over the rug.

oh, pebbles got loose and
ran across d.j.'s painting.

well, this paint better come up, or that
pig's gonna be mounted above the fireplace.

don't worry.
it's washable.

well, then wash it, and
find another place to live.

- but, dad!
- don't "dad" me, young lady.

- i don't wanna hear another word.
- where've you been?

standing in front of south elementary gym
for the last hour looking for your daughter.

mom, i couldn't help it.
the band room was locked.

for 45 minutes? i thought
you were kidnapped.

i wish
i had been.

well, go up to your room
and leave the window open.

maybe you'll
get lucky.

where were you?

- i had an extra hour of overtime.
- why didn't you call?

i did. i tried three times,
but the line was busy, becky!

this house is
falling apart.

what happened to
all those rules?

they're hanging right there
on the refrigerator door.

hey, at least i help you
clean up the kitchen.

oh, look!
oh, god.

why is it a guy can hoist up a
three-ton truck to look for an oil leak,

but he can't lift a two-ounce
toaster to clean up crumbs?

ah, nobody looks
under there.

well, nobody looks
in your ears either,

but you still
clean them, don't ya?

what?

i knew you were
gonna say that.

what's that?

macaroni.
it'll burn off.

well, so will the ozone,
eventually.

hey, i do my part
around here.

that's more than
most guys would do.

i do the cooking, the cleaning,
the laundry, plus i do my job.

do i get a word
of thanks? no.

well, join the club.

don't bellyache at me
no more, honey.

i had the worst day.

i got in a fight with jackie,

and then crystal
started crying and-

- what'd you wipe up this table with?
- with a dishrag.

with what,
jelly all over it?

with syrup.

ah, it'll burn off,
i guess.

hey, i'm gonna go lock
myself in the bathroom

and take a hot bath
and slit my wrists.

- i'll get you some clean towels.
- thanks.

- you don't even wanna go in there.
- i don't?

d.j. set off
a paint bomb.

oh, honey, don't worry.
i'll clean it up.

mom, this paint is never
gonna come off the rug.

go in there and get
that spot remover.

help me clean up this mess, and
then we'll go tackle the bathroom.

ha ha! i have your
slippers and your bear!

- give 'em to me!
- ha ha, nerd brain!

would you kids knock it off
before somebody gets hurt?

i mean it!

all right, that's enough.
that's enough.

dan, i'm walking
a fine line here.

- i gotta get out of this house for a while.
- you go on. go, go, go, go.

go on, i'll clean it up.
don't worry.

- are you sure?
- i'm positive.

go on, honey.
i'll take care of everything.

i'll help you later.

ha, ha, ha, ha!
i have your slippers.

thanks, honey.
i owe you one.

dARLENE: peanut butter breath. ha, ha, ha!

i know.

- we're closed.
- well, the sign says 10:00.

- it is 10:00.
- no.

my watch says i still
got eight minutes.

well, my feet say
we're closed.

well, my eyes say that you're a
woman who's worked hard all your life

and you know what it's like
to work three hours overtime,

come home and see your house
all torn up by three kids

and have your old man yap about how he
does more than any other guy he knows,

and i need a cup
of coffee real bad.

- the coffee's cold.
- that's fine.

oh, all right. i gotta do my cleanup anyway.

- bless you.
- ha!

if i was blessed, i wouldn't
be working in this joint.

well, i bet you i hate my
job worse than you hate yours.

- what do you do?
- i rob diners.

no.

i punch out plastic
all day in the factory.

huh. paradise compared
to this hell pit.

my other waitress quit
during the dinner rush.

then i had an argument
with the dishwasher.

and as an added bonus, eight
square answers came in here,

spent three hours, and
left me a 78-cent tip.

hey, i always wondered
how these things reproduced.

it's loads of fun.

hey, let me ask
you something.

do you ever have
to work overtime?

honey, my whole life
is overtime.

yeah, i know what you mean. i gotta check
in the hospital just to get a vacation.

as long as it isn't
the maternity ward.

well, that's the truth.

could you possibly
heat this up?

help yourself.
microwave's right over there.

you know what
i feel like?

i've been thrown in a river
and handed some boulders

and told
to swim upstream.

and it seems that
all the harder i swim,

the more boulders
they hand me.

honey, wait'll you
try it with arthritis.

yeah, but you gotta
keep swimming, right?

'cause that's what all of us
women do, just keep swimming.

ain't that
the truth?

you know what i used to do when i was a kid?

i'd leave the lid
off these things

and leave it for the next
customer, real loose-like.

i still do.

you know what else i do when things
get a little tense around here?

what?

i deep-fry a couple
of dishtowels.

oh, that's great.

i hardly cook
at all anymore.

well, you married?

i was.

my marvin passed away
about seven years ago.

oh. sorry to
hear that.

i miss him.
he was a good man.

hardest part is going home
at night to an empty house.

it's so
damn quiet.

you know, sometimes
i turn on the ballgame

and turn it up real loud
like he used to do.

and i hate sports.

but what are you
gonna do?

- hey, you.
- hey, you.

boy, this house
looks immaculate.

you didn't have to do it.
i would've helped.

oh, that's okay.
i saved the bathroom for ya.

oh, then you
really do love me.

here.

thank you.

where'd you find a flower
this time of night?

the cemetery.

picking out
my plot, eh?

the best day-old coffee
in the world.

- feeling better?
- much.

well, that's good, 'cause
this paint ain't coming out.

ah, forget about it.
we'll just move.

hey, is that
d.j.'s picture?

yeah, that's the one he's
turning in at school.

dAN: look at the size of that sun.

oh, he's really into yellow,
kind of like you and corn.

yeah. check out
those flowers.

kind of nice he can see
something pretty in all this mess.

i'm just glad darlene's
alive in this one.

- hey.
- hmm?

- did you make up our bed?
- yes, ma'am.

yeah, well,
let's go unmake it.

sure you're not
too tired?

never.

well, all right,
let's go.

- okay, i'm going.
- me too.

all right.

count of three.

one,

two,

three.

was it good
for you?

i'm spent.

- dan?
- yeah?

did you set
that alarm?

no.

well, you'd better.
you'll oversleep.

i don't care.

i'm not going
to work tomorrow.

i'm entitled to
a little r and r.

well, if you're not going,
i ain't going.

fine.

yeah.

i think i'll
sleep till noon,

and then i'll go in and
leisurely read the paper

and sip my coffee,

then i might come back
to bed and take a nap.

me too.

so we're
agreed then?

agreed.

great.

- dan?
- yeah?

- is the alarm set?
- yep.

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