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[JY City of South Pacific]

We finally caught something decent after toiling all night.

At least our effort paid off.

It's only a masked palm civet.

What's so exciting?

Come on, Brother Dragon.

I know you fought humongous snakes and crocs.

But, times are different now.

How I wish to fight a sea monster!

What's that?

Stop mumbling.

Just hurry and move it away,

my gosh!

We'd be in trouble if the authority sees this.

[No Hunting]

Take it over there.

Careful.

I'll drive this round.

Little help over here.

Get it in.

Good to go!

[Yesterday, the authority dismantled an]

[illegal poaching gang at Mount Dong Tan]

[and arrested twelve gang members.]

[To avoid being arrested, criminals barged into]

[a DNA laboratory on the mountain during the capture.]

[A violent clash happened between both parties.]

[Frenzied criminals blew up the DNA laboratory,]

[causing experiment specimen to go missing]

[and is nowhere to be found till today.]

[At the moment, all criminals have been captured.]

[DNA Experiment Specimen KD8301]

[It is understood that this is the biggest capture]

[since the start of the anti-poaching movement.]

[Nowhere To Hide]

[Since a decade ago,]

[after poaching activities had been cracked down,]

[the trade of exotic meat in the market has come to a halt.]

[Still, many criminals choose to take a risk out of desperation]

[to continue the business despite going against the law.]

[We'll continue to take strong measures against such individuals.]

Come on out. Stuff's here.

Nemesis of Pest?

[Nemesis of Pest, A Kill-All Conquest!]

[Visitor Registration]

Just break up, then.

Yeah, just break up!

What's the big deal?

Remember, it's me who dumped you!

All men are jerks!

What's up?

Why is it so smoky?

Something caught fire. We need to get out now!

Calm down, all!

It's not a fire. We're here to catch some mice.

Mice?

Let me explain!

Don't leave, please!

Our hotel is squeaky clean.

It's impossible to have mice here!

My foot!

Just look at this lousy hotel and your wicked look.

No wonder your boyfriend dumped you!

Nemesis of Pest, A Kill-All Conquest!

Beauty, although we didn't find any mice,

we still need to charge you.

Sign here,

then, we can call it a day.

Young lady, you shouldn't be serving customers

when we're working.

It puts everyone at risk of a stampede.

Beauty, wipe that mean mug of your face

or you'll get dumped easily.

Third Uncle,

what's the name of the hotel that booked our service?

Legion Hotel.

What are you staring at, Kiddo?

[Regent Hotel]

Regent Hotel?

You've messed up again?

Can you not tell "Legion" from "Regent"?

You were the one who drove here.

I've never been to this area.

Neither have I.

So, it's my fault?

I told you to take a left. You took a right instead.

How is that my fault?

Are you saying it's my fault?

Alright. It's nobody's fault, we good?

Yeah.

The lift's broken.

Let's take the stairs.

Let's go.

Hold it right there!

Didn't I tell you

to look clearly before tossing?

It's not my fault. You pushed her buttons.

What? No!

It's your fault. You didn't look properly.

You pushed her buttons.

It'd be deducted from your salary.

No!

That's that!

This is the total for the compensation.

That's a huge sum!

Alternatively, I could call the cops.

Beauty,

I'm Fa, boss of the company, Nemesis of Pest.

You can call me Fa Fa.

In fact, I think, behind every misunderstanding

lies wonderful fate.

Think about it. Among a sea of hotels,

I came and met you here. Do you know what that means?

It means that someone up there really wants us to meet.

In that case,

I'll gift you a F.O.C. sincerity package

of a full house of dead mice.

If you need...

No need.

This place is spotless.

There won't be any mice.

Sure.

You're too naive.

There's surely mice here.

Mice exist where people exist.

Similarly, people flock to places with restaurants to eat.

What if there isn't any?

We'll compensate you in double.

You have an hour.

If you find none, I'm calling the cops.

We wouldn't want to be a bother. Half an hour is enough.

Deal!

Third Uncle, are you out of your mind?

How is half an hour enough to catch a mouse?

Are you for real, Kiddo?

This woman just got dumped.

Anything you say is useless.

I overawed her,

and pulled a glamorous ending.

And now, it's our time to escape.

She's at the door. How are we to escape?

Think of an idea!

Who's calling this late?

Hello?

Gui,

you in or not?

Yeah, yeah. Just a minute!

Hold on. I'm in on the bet.

Go to hell!

How many times have I told you, be careful not to leave a trace, huh?

But, you left the back door wide open.

If someone finds out,

we're dead!

It's not like that, Brother-in-law.

I just moved the goods in.

Look at how big the cages are,

and look at how scrawny I am. It's a tiring job.

Go to hell!

Excuses, excuses!

How come you're never tired when placing your bets?

Brother-in-law, I mean...

Scram and close that door!

If you weren't my wife's younger brother,

I would've tied you up on the signboard on top of the building to be humiliated.

Crappy Brother-in-law!

Shui,

it's been so long.

You're still short-fused as ever, huh?

What a surprise!

Go to hell!

What brings you here, Brother Dragon?

Still that straightforward guy I know.

Your pay for this round.

The amount's short.

Don't be so calculative, Brother Dragon.

Times are hard, you know.

They're so strict nowadays.

Many in the same field have been shut down.

We had it easy before this.

But now, things look bleak.

I heard, your men were caught.

That's on them.

We're not of the same flock.

Better watch your words.

You know what I'm capable of.

If you know where to get quality goods,

you'll bring it to me, by hook or by crook.

Calm down, Brother Dragon.

We're business partners, no?

Let's not sweat over such stuff.

[People in your field isn't having it easy.]

Money, money.

[You stay up and drive late at night.]

[It must have been hard.]

[I own a decent hotel upstairs.]

[Go have a bath and rest.]

I'm so sick of you! Idiot Gui,

has gambling made you nuts?

What's this?

I've never seen anything like this.

Well, isn't that a pleasant surprise?

Neither have I.

Brother Dragon, you surprise me!

Big old Dragon brought me a big fat lizard.

No.

This wasn't what I brought you.

I get it.

There, there.

Let's not bargain anymore, okay?

Come, let's go for tea.

Unload the goods.

I'd be over the moon if you bring me

big stuff like this every time.

Boss Liu,

it's me, Shui.

It's been so long since you last visited.

I have something precious for you.

"Is it good stuff?"

Well, of course!

Top-notch!

What?

It's your birthday today?

All the more reason for you to drop by

[Don't be a savage, stop exotic meat consumption]

to enjoy this Coiling Dragon Banquet.

Don't worry.

It will be a splendid one.

So noisy!

Stop making noise!

Shut up!

Stop making noise! Shut up!

You do nothing besides making noise!

What disgusting creature is it this time?

[Lizards are highly territorial.]

[Lizards catch scent of]

[other animals' presence with their tongue.]

[These trespassers,]

[prey or not,]

[are given same treatment.]

[They are attacked and chased away.]

Are you done?

Uncle, I think it leads to an exit.

Then, hurry.

Hold on.

What?

Isn't it bad to escape

when we've done wrong?

Why don't we compensate her a little?

You're kind and honest.

So, you agree?

What are you doing?

Looking for money to compensate her.

I don't have any on me.

Impossible. I just gave you your salary.

Whoa! So much money!

This is money for marriage.

Just get married another time.

Getting married isn't easy.

Consider me, then.

I only like animals.

Oh no, my money!

What are you doing?

We...

[There's mice in the air duct.]

[I've gone to catch them.]

[Don't worry about me!]

We're catching mice.

Okay! But don't think of escaping!

Don't leave me here!

I mean,

we're almost done.

Where are you?

Mousy, mousy.

Come on out.

How am I to find a mouse?

I'm no robot cat.

Can I just find you a peacock?

That good-for-nothing Shui, ordering me around day in day out.

I'm your wife's younger brother!

I better not win a huge bet,

or else,

I'll squish you like an ant.

Even you're laughing at me?

Just wait and see.

Settle all of you, huh?

This is how I'll do it.

Make some noise, go on!

You bunch of animals waiting to slaughtered!

Taste my wrath!

You think you can bully me, huh?

Always making noise!

Where did it go?

I saw it in the cage.

I'm dead meat!

Why am I so unlucky?

Where are you?

Come out, please!

There you are!

Hey, mousy, mousy.

Can mice walk backwards?

Little scum,

let's be friends.

I won't hurt you.

What's that noise?

What's going on?

Third Uncle!

Third Uncle!

Third Uncle, Third Uncle!

Third Uncle, Third Uncle!

I found something disastrous!

-Third Uncle, -What the heck? Idiot Gui,

was there an earthquake?

Who are you?

I'm Fa Fa.

In fact, I think, behind every misunderstanding

lies wonderful fate.

[Kiddo, did you get anything?]

[Take it on the lam after you've caught it.]

[I'm waiting for you.]

Is this how you appreciate fate?

He has an accomplice!

Sniff him out!

[Fa, what's wrong?]

[Do you hear me?]

[Answer if you hear me!]

Answer if you hear me! Answer if you hear me!

The walkie-talkie's out of battery.

I'm going to get new ones.

Save the drama.

I've seen too many jerks. Pay for the damages!

He really caught the mice.

I'm not lying.

Cross my heart

and hope to die.

The front counter's empty.

Anyone here doing registration?

Right away.

I'll be back after taking care of business.

Sorry to keep you waiting.

This way, please.

Wait for me.

You must have spent a fortune on this, Boss Liu.

Such a merry occasion.

-What's a Coiling Dragon Banquet? -Coiling Dragon Banquet...

A name with grandeur.

It must taste good.

We'll have our eyes opened today.

Time to lock the doors now.

We're definitely in for a treat.

Waiter! Alcohol!

Fill him up.

This is good for health.

Stop talking!

Don't forget what we're here for!

Everyone's over there already!

Hurry!

Come, come. Cheers!

Boss Liu,

We've come to wish you happiness and a long life!

Thank you.

I appreciate it.

Come everyone, stand.

Fill your glasses.

Bottoms up!

Boss Liu, we're thankful that you

treat us to this Coiling Dragon Banquet.

We're looking forward

to see what's this dragon's like.

Right?

Yeah.

Let me say this on behalf of everyone.

Almost all the dishes are served, where's the dragon?

Shui,

where's my dragon?

Boss Liu!

Boss Liu, don't be impatient.

The dragon's will be here soon.

Today's Boss Liu's special day.

I've brought this little golden piglet

as a token of appreciation.

Nobody wants that.

Where's my dragon?

I came because you told me it's an

exotic meat

I've not tasted.

Boss Liu, please keep it down.

People like us are being arrested left and right.

We don't want people to know.

What are you afraid of?

All my guests are here

for the exotic meat.

-Right? -Yeah!

There's nothing to hide about enjoying exotic meat.

Right?

Let me tell you,

I feel young and youthful

right after I eat them.

Right,

my Little Fox?

Annoying!

You brought me here to eat dragon's meat.

How long more do I have to wait?

The Coiling Dragon Banquet

must be dressed beautifully

like Boss' wife

before it makes an appearance

so that it reflects your impressive appearance, Boss Liu.

Right?

It's a dragon, after all.

Shui,

you better not fool me.

I won't, I won't.

If I find out

that you're fooling me...

It won't happen.

The consequences are dire.

I wouldn't dare, I wouldn't dare.

Say, you wouldn't want to be served as one of the dishes, eh?

Your acting is almost convincing.

I thought I got you!

Still playful as ever!

Excuse me for now.

I have to go back to the kitchen

to see how's the dragon dish coming along.

Brother, Hero,

please be so kind to tell me

where you've hidden

my dragon.

My left pocket.

This is all I have.

It's really hard to give it up.

I'll chop you into pieces!

Boss...

Done!

What?

You found it?

This! Looks like a dragon, eh?

I've worked on it for a long time.

Frying gives it that dragon-like appearance.

What the heck? Are you kidding me?

Let me deep-fry you and see if you look like one.

Hey.

What's the fuss about?

Boss Liu!

Boss Liu, it's hot and humid here.

You shouldn't be here.

I'm need to take a leak.

Right.

I heard you wanting to

deep-fry something?

We saw that that dragon of yours

is so big,

so we wanted to deep-fry it

and got all excited,

right?

Yeah.

Deep-fry?

I almost forgot!

I kept a big jar of venomous snake tonic.

It's good for men.

Let me show it to you.

You know me well.

Come, come.

Careful. The floor's slippery.

Find that good-for-nothing Gui.

And, get a similar lizard as replacement.

Boss Liu!

Where has that kiddo gone?

He's not even replying.

This drains me out!

What's this?

So slimy.

How indecent!

What are you doing, Kiddo?

I've been looking for you and you don't bother to reply.

Were you planning to leave me?

And now, you're hitting me. Are you planning to rebel?

What's wrong with your face?

My gosh, Uncle.

This is an exotic meat restaurant.

When I was looking for the exit,

I saw

all kinds of

wild animals in their warehouse.

Then, I was caught and interrogated by them.

Luckily I'm smart and escaped.

Let's call the cops now!

Sure.

You believe me?

Is the feller who beat you up

a fatso

with an exposed belly?

Yeah.

How did you know?

Is he this person?

I'm calling it a day. Bye!

Me too!

Hold it right there!

Get them! Stop!

Lizard oh lizard, where have you gone?

[High voltage, could cause electric shock]

Could it be here?

I won't be scolded this time.

This place looks dangerous.

But, I can't be bothered.

What's going on?

Waiter! Waiter!

Shui!

Have you seen them?

-We can't search for them in the dark. -Continue searching!

Or else, Boss will give us hell!

Hurry!

Since, they can't see us, let's escape

in the dark.

We can't see around us either.

Oh, right.

I'm sorry!

Sorry doesn't help!

I didn't know that this would happen.

I came here for nothing!

Stop mentioning about dragons!

I've been waiting

for it the whole night

but nothing came.

But, a power cut on my special day!

Let me tell you,

don't hope for me

to support your business anymore!

Let's go!

Honey, it's okay if we didn't get to eat dragon meat.

I'll bring you to eat phoenix meat.

Really?

Yes.

Which place serves phoenix meat?

Boss Liu,

please stay.

This was what actually happened.

The ruckus has settled.

Let's go.

Okay.

Don't move.

I'm not moving.

You didn't?

No.

♫ Wish you a happy and long life ♫

♫ And a happy birthday ♫

♫ You'll wake up to this day every year ♫

♫ And to a good morning every year♫

♫ Congratulations ♫

♫ Congratulations ♫

Happy birthday!

Boss Liu,

the so called "power cut"

was to wheel out your birthday cake.

It's just a misunderstanding.

Don't just stand there, everyone.

Applause for the man!

Shui,

you should've told me. I apologize

for mistakenly blaming it on you.

It's all good.

Without further ado,

let's have Boss Liu to blow out the candle!

Blow it out!

Blow it out!

What's going on?

What's that sound?

It's kind of creepy.

Like me, I believe everyone of you

had a moment where our imagination's gone wild.

Everything's alright. Boss Liu,

please continue.

Blow it out!

Who's making a scene?

Whatever!

Happy birthday to me!

Where's Boss Liu?

Where's he?

I don't know.

He was just here.

What's going on?

How would I know?

Why is it so noisy outside?

I think I heard screams of pain.

They're drunk.

It's normal to throw up after drinking.

You sure?

Not really.

Why is it so messy here?

Where's everyone?

They're drunk.

Everyone's gone home.

Let's go, then.

Okay.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

How is she floating in mid-air?

This lady's turned into a fairy.

This one too?

It's her guardian, I guess?

-It's not! -It's not!

Third Uncle, over here!

Help!

Open up!

What should we do?

Let's go back to where we came from.

They escaped under my nose!

I'm cheated again!

If I ever see you bastards!

You have some nerves coming back here!

Come with me to the police station!

Oh my gosh.

We were at the restaurant

and saw something invisible.

Then, we saw it.

It looks like this.

It did this to a beauty.

Then, that beauty floated in mid-air.

Then, she was thrown out by that thing.

That thing started biting and devouring people.

It was on the ceiling, on the floor. Just everywhere!

We were so scared.

Run!

We slipped pass it.

That's what happened.

Got it?

So, you met an invisible house lizard.

It devoured people.

And, you escaped death?

Is that what happened?

You're asking for it!

What started with mice

turned into house lizards.

You think I'm stupid?

I'm stuck.

My limbs are still intact.

I'm fine.

Everyone's dead.

It's so scary.

It's you?

Uncle,

he's the boss of that illegal restaurant who beat me up.

You bastard. Let me beat you up for beating up my nephew.

What the heck?

Who's running an illegal restaurant?

Don't talk nonsense!

Stop the drama. I know you're an accomplice, right, liar?

Who are you, stupid woman?

Who are you calling stupid?

I'll kill you!

Stop fighting!

The monster's coming!

Hey, what's the ruckus about?

It's midnight. You crazy?

You'll drive me up the wall.

You're good at seeking.

I must say I'm impressed.

Help!

Use this to hold it off.

I'll save that woman.

Third Uncle,

let's go!

Look at how ugly you are!

Scared, huh?

Don't shut the door.

What are you doing? Damn it!

Why did you shut the door?

Hurry!

Do you even have a heart?

We might not have made it in

if you shut the door!

Let go! Let go!

Do you even have a heart?

You bastard!

What is this thing, really?

Brother Dragon, you came just in time.

What the heck!

That dragon of yours was literally scared to death.

I don't mean to blame you.

It's such a close call.

So, this human-devouring monster

is you!

You're wrong for selling this thing.

Just look at you!

He has a gun.

I know.

What's wrong about that?

People are selling these around the world.

There'll be other

who do it if I don't.

Haven't you heard, "hunger breeds discontentment"?

I'm just satisfying the appetite of those bosses.

I've done no harm.

Moreover, I'm the owner of the restaurant.

What I sell

is none of your business!

Don't you know what

selling exotic meat does?

I know.

Have you forgotten the harm

of exotic meat consumption?

You shouldn't forget.

And now, you're still selling exotic meat,

consuming exotic meat.

When on earth

will you learn from the lesson?

Be good and don't do that anymore, okay?

Let's call the cops.

So what if so many people died?

What's wrong with eating exotic meat?

Those who died

are the ones eliminated.

To survive, people

must earn money for food.

Isn't that simple logic?

You mice-catchers

would understand that.

Better be tactful.

In this world, the weak are prey to the strong.

Monster! Monster!

Gosh! You scared me!

The monster was already killed.

Where's it gone?

The monster escaped.

What should we do?

He has a gun. We should be fine.

I think so too.

What's wrong with him?

Why did he tie us up?

Isn't it obvious?

He's using us as bait

to lure that monster.

Pretending to be dead won't help this time.

It's all your fault.

You can't even tell Legion from Regent!

What has it got to do with me? It's your fault!

You angered that woman.

What? How?

Yeah, you did!

Can't you see she's at the age of menopause?

I did.

-So, it your fault! -It's your fault!

How am I so unlucky?

I was dumped by my boyfriend in the morning,

then I met two bastards,

and now, I'm going to be eaten by a monster.

Why did you break up with me?

Which of those things she said carries a point?

You'll attract the monster!

You phone's ringing.

Answer it.

I don't have a phone.

Me neither.

Your phone's ringing.

My phone's not with me too.

Then, whose mobile phone is that?

One.

Two.

Three.

The monster's coming.

Untie the ropes.

It's too late.

We need to work together.

Get on your stomach on my command.

Now!

Here it comes again!

Now!

Why do you keep throwing me to the floor?

It's coming again!

Quick, run!

Quick, look for other way out!

What should we do?

There's no way out.

Maybe there is.

Let's go!

What are you doing?

I'm locking the door.

But, the key doesn't match.

-Go! -Go! Go!

Climb!

It's so high,

it's impossible!

What if we fall and die?

I couldn't care less!

I'd rather fall and die

than being eaten alive.

Go!

It's so high up.

We might just fall and die.

Stop swaying!

It's not me.

Then, who's doing it?

That lizard!

It's coming up!

My heart is in my stomach.

Let's sway.

You alright?

You think?

Don't bother about us.

Sway and get the lizard off.

Help!

Kiddo, sway!

Okay.

Stop swaying

or we'll fall.

Okay.

Keep swaying.

Okay.

Stop swaying!

Okay.

Keep swaying.

Okay.

I can't hold on any longer!

Keep swaying.

Okay.

Stop swaying!

Keep swaying.

Okay.

Keep swaying.

-Keep swaying. -Stop swaying!

-Keep swaying. -Stop swaying!

Do I sway or not?

It doesn't matter.

I can't hold on any longer.

Hang on!

Third Uncle!

You guys alright?

A little help here?

Please pull my pants up for me.

Everything's under my control.

This time, we Nemesis of Pest

didn't only expose the illegal restaurant serving exotic meat,

we also defeated a human-devouring monster.

We're going to be popular.

Happy?

Hold on.

If you're talking about contribution,

I have a share in it.

What did you do again?

It was I who saved you.

You pulled on my pants.

Yeah.

Gross. Let's not talk

about your pants.

You pull my pants off

and I'm not yet married,

let me tell you.

You must be responsible for me!

You wished!

Stop quarreling, both of you.

Who's quarreling?

Aren't we safe and sound now?

I...

Is that a gunshot?

Whatever.

It has nothing to do with me.

You leg's bleeding.

Uncle, are you alright?

Damn it!

Damn it!

So, it was the three of you who tumbled the light structure.

I was just looking to earn a handsome buck peacefully today.

Who knew,

I lost my money,

and lost the restaurant.

If I were to come out one second earlier

from this building...

Who would have thought

it was crushed by a signboard?

You idiots!

You won't be seeing daylight again!

Hold on!

Think about it,

this monster escaped from the exotic meat restaurant.

And, you are the boss of this restaurant.

This shows that

we have absolutely nothing to do with this.

Am I right?

I don't care!

So many people died anyway,

what are three more lives?

What are you waiting for?

To be eaten? Run!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

What, Uncle?

It's closing in on us!

Are you two idiots?

How am I supposed to run?

Get something to wheel me!

Get a wheelbarrow!

Go, quick!

Uncle,

I found a wheelbarrow!

Uncle,

what are you doing?

I can't move quickly now.

Taking me with you would only burden you.

What are you talking about!

No!

Open up, Uncle!

You keep complaining that I don't take care of you.

This time,

let me take care of you.

Open up!

Uncle,

don't leave me!

Hide, quick!

You alright?

Uhm,

I'm injured.

I can't move my legs.

Lizards can't stand low temperatures.

Throw the tank at it!

Quick!

It's too heavy, I can't lift it!

You...

It's so light, how can you not lift it?

You're so useless!

I'm not surprised your boyfriend dumped you!

Even I would dump you!

The whole world would have done the same!

Stop talking about breaking up!

Break up!

Bastard! Scumbag!

Go to hell!

Hold on tight!

Mama!

Third Uncle, I'm glad you're alright!

Uncle,

anything to say?

I'm hungry.

But, I won't want to eat it.

Every life deserves respect.

Actually, that lizard

is quite pitiful.

Uncle,

I've decided

to quit when we return.

Why?

What would you do if

you quit being a pest controller?

I want to protect animals.

That's good.

Then, you'll pay my salary.

Me too.

You?

Forget it.

You fail at everything.

You're only excellent at being a hindrance.

Huh?

What are you saying?

Both of you owe me money!

You want to talk about that?

I saved your life!

I don't care!

Hey, before talking about protecting animals,

can you focus on protecting me for the time being?

Take me to the hospital.

[Nowhere To Hide]

Cut!

You've worked hard. Take a break.

See that?

No lizards nor animals

in the movie were harmed.

It's everyone's responsibility to protect wildlife.

Stop exotic meat consumption starts from me.

It's quite good. Yeah, this part's good.

You think so too?

Okay. Let's do it once more

for the sake of protecting the lizards and wildlife.