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Benny was here.
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What were you doing
last night, Benny, huh?
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Ah. Dinner time on the trail.
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And Benny is...
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there.
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Eating a turkey leg
and drinking whiskey.
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Getting pretty wasted.
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Oh, he's up. He's up.
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He's getting up to take a leak.
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And... Oops!
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And he's in the bush,
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peeing on himself.
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Still peeing.
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Doesn't seem to care.
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And he's back up,
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shaking the pee off the turkey leg.
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Oh, don't eat that, no!
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Gross!
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One bean? That's it?
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Lest you forget,
we threw most of our food
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into the river to save your keister.
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Oh.
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Well, in that case,
this bean looks great.
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Can't wait to dig in.
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Yummy.
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We can't survive on this.
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Now I hear there's buffalo
in these parts.
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- Maybe we can hunt them.
- It's too dangerous.
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No one's stupid enough to go
on that suicide mission.
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Wrong.
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I'm that stupid.
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Todd? Since when
do you know how to hunt?
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Every summer my parents sent me
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to Fancy Dandy's Hunting Camp
for Wealthy Boys.
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For the survival of my people,
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I'm willing to put my life on the line.
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Wow. Todd, I gotta admit,
that's really cool of you.
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Thank you.
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Uch. Really?
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What does she even see in him?
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What do you care?
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- You in love with her?
- No! No.
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I'm just... I'm trying to
look out for her as a friend.
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And I don't know what he has
that I don't have.
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Money, status, and with that stout body,
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you know he's packing a whopper.
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- Shall I keep going?
- No, that's plenty, thank you.
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Benny, I'm recruiting
volunteers to join the hunt.
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- Can we count on you?
- Nah.
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I'm more of a people-killing
kind of guy.
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Once you go people,
it's hard to go back.
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Well, that's too bad.
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We could use a man like you.
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I'll do it.
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Are you sure, Zeke?
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I just... I didn't think
you were that kind of guy.
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- What do you mean by that?
- Oh, nothing.
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It's just, you know, you seem more...
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You're more, like, sensitive
and thoughtful. Um...
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Benny, help me out here?
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She's saying you're
a weenie little bitch baby.
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Okay, no, that's not helping.
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Well, clearly, you have
the wrong impression of me.
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I'll show you what kind of man
I am. Give me that.
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Yeah, it's the other way around, chief.
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Yes, I know.
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- Hey, careful.
- Whoa. Whoop! Careful.
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Whoa.
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Nice weight to it.
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Excellent.
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That's a beautiful stitch, Granny.
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I was nervous about
the diamond stitching,
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but now it's my favorite.
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This sucks ass.
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The men get to go and
do this cool hunting trip
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and we just have to sit here
stitching dumb blankets?
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I find it quite stimulating.
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Hey, howdy, gals.
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Me and the mistress
are gonna hit the hot tub.
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Taking a little me day.
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I can't believe he's not
gonna help with the hunt.
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Should have expected as much
from a no-good outlaw.
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He does whatever he wants,
answers to nobody.
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It's a life of total freedom.
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Who would want that?
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- Hey, Benny.
- Oh!
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I want you to teach me
how to be a bandit.
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And why would I do that?
'Cause I don't want
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to spend my life sewing dumb-ass quilts.
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I want excitement
and adventure and just,
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to do whatever the hell I want.
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No offense but you don't
really seem like the bandit type.
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Not the type, huh?
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- Hey!
- Teach me how to be a bandit now,
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- or the whiskey gets it.
- All right, all right, all right!
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I'll... I'll do whatever you want.
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Just leave her out of it.
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Huh. Maybe you got some more
bandit in you than I thought.
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All right, men, listen up.
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When we get out on that hunting field,
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there's gonna be one rule
and one rule only,
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and that's kill or be killed.
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- Sir, yes, sir!
- Sir, yes, sir!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Reverend,
I can't hear you.
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- Are you ready to test your manhood?
- Yes, sir.
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- Tell me you're a man.
- I'm a man! I'm a man!
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Oh, that's good.
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Now let's get out there
and kick some buffalo ass!
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They're everywhere. God help us.
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That's right, boys.
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You're staring into the face of evil.
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Really?
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They don't look evil to me.
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They look kind of sweet.
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Get ready for war!
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Sorry, are we looking at the same thing?
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Okay, here's the plan.
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John, I want you to take the perimeter.
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- Copy that.
- Lionel and I,
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we'll advance along the southern ridge.
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I'm sorry, but is all
this strategizing necessary?
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It really seems like
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you can just walk up and shoot them.
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That's what they want you to think.
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Lure you into a false sense
of complacency
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and the second you take
your eyes off these monsters,
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they rip your guts out.
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Will they, though?
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They look extremely peaceful to me.
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Look, that one is just
rolling in the grass,
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enjoying the sunshine.
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And that one has befriended
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a little bunny rabbit.
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What an unlikely animal friendship.
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I can't take it anymore!
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I didn't sign up for this shit!
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I wanna go home!
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Pull yourself together, man. Come on.
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Think of the mission.
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Come on! Think of the mission, man!
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Clearly, I am in the minority here,
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but this just does not seem
like the test of manhood
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it was presented as.
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Reverend, don't move.
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There's one right behind you.
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Yep.
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Oh!
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I got it. I got it in one shot, baby!
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Yeah!
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And it was a massive stationary target,
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but sure.
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Step 12 of the Cincinnati Twist,
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you wanna point your gun
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at a 45-degree angle at point X,
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X being the person
you're aiming to kill.
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And let me guess: You start
shooting like crazy,
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just like every other move.
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Yeah, that's right.
Wow, you're a quick learner.
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All right, moving on. Next subject.
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Horse care and maintenance.
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Now the first thing you want to get
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is a nice pretty brush.
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Oh, my God! We have been
doing this for hours!
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When are we gonna start
doing real bandit stuff?
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Now that's gonna take weeks.
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First, you gotta earn
your bandit training permit.
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Then you can do daytime robberies,
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but only with an experienced
outlaw present. Now...
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This is bullshit. No, come on, Benny.
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I don't need any of these rules.
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I'm ready for the real thing.
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Oh, okay, hot shot.
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Want me to show you the real thing?
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It's about to get very real.
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Whoo, you see that?
One shot, baby. One shot.
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Oh, did you see the...
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Whoa! Stand back.
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- It's still alive.
- Poor thing. It's in so much pain.
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It's your first hunt, Reverend.
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Why don't you have the honors?
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Oh, no. You're all right. Um, yeah,
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this one's got Todd
written all over it. Come on.
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Thought you wanted to
prove that you're a man.
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- I do.
- Well, a real man
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always takes the kill shot.
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- Do it.
- Take the shot, Rev.
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Do it, man. Do it!
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Okay, if that's...
If that's what it takes.
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Uh-huh.
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Now get real close up to its face.
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Apologies.
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You're a real man now, Rev.
How does it feel?
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Good. It was cool how the brain
exploded all over me.
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Fur trappers. Yeah.
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Come all the way from "le France"
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to collect beaver pelts.
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And we're gonna rob 'em blind.
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Really? Just like that?
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Unless you're scared.
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No, I am not scared. I'm psyched.
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All right, then. Mask up.
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You cannot wear
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a raccoon skin hat with a beaver jacket.
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Freeze!
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Anyone who moves
gets one between the eyes.
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How was that?
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Okay, uh... a couple notes.
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Okay. When you walk in,
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just, uh, maybe throw it away more.
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You know, like,
don't try to be a bandit,
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just be a bandit.
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Okay, yeah, that's good.
Felt a little stiff.
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Is it cool if I take it again?
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Uh... okay.
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Whoo.
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Freeze.
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Anyone who moves
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gets one between the eyes.
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Okay, that felt good.
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I not only believed it, I felt it.
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Magnifique. Very scary.
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Thank you so much.
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I don't know, you guys. I love the fit,
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but I feel like it
makes me look a little bit fat.
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Do you think so?
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Dingus. What are you doing here?
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Well, I'm not just
a bounty hunter, Benny.
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I'm also... a bargain hunter.
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Really? You're not
gonna laugh at that? Huh?
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I'm putting myself out there,
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trying to be funny, in this heat.
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Well, anyway.
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Get down!
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Okay, Benny. What's the plan?
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Well, this happens sometimes.
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He got the drop on us.
So now we just wait
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for one of the bullets
to hit us, and then we die.
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We die? That's the plan?
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How much was this one again?
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What about the Cincinnati Twist?
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You mean just shoot like crazy?
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Hey, that might work.
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All right, on three?
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One, two, three!
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- What are you doing?
- I'm grabbing their shit! Ha ha!
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Au revoir, bitches!
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Ha! That's my girl!
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Yeah, I'll take this.
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We did it, men.
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This'll make a fine addition
to my trophy room.
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Hey, Rev! Come on, get in on this.
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- Uh, no thanks. I'm okay.
- Come on, you're the MVP.
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You shot the bastard's damn brains out.
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Go on, get in there, Rev.
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- Get over here!
- I said no thanks.
257
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To be honest, I feel sick
about what we did.
258
00:11:19,161 --> 00:11:20,991
What I did. Killing an innocent creature
259
00:11:21,091 --> 00:11:24,151
just to prove I'm a man.
I mean... pathetic.
260
00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,991
Wow. I'm sorry.
261
00:11:26,091 --> 00:11:27,951
I just didn't realize that, um,
262
00:11:28,051 --> 00:11:30,721
the reverend was such
a buffalo lover over here.
263
00:11:32,501 --> 00:11:34,201
Hey guys, try and guess who I am. Ready?
264
00:11:34,301 --> 00:11:36,321
Ooh! Look at me!
265
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:37,881
My name's Ezekiel!
266
00:11:37,981 --> 00:11:40,851
I love buffalo so much,
267
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,691
I want to have sex with 'em!
268
00:11:42,791 --> 00:11:46,331
- I don't sound like that.
- I like to 69 'em.
269
00:11:46,431 --> 00:11:48,531
That's disrespectful to the buffalo.
270
00:11:48,631 --> 00:11:51,821
Oh! Ooh! Actually feels good.
271
00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:55,861
Todd. Todd!
272
00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:00,011
Todd! There is a bear behind you!
273
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,511
I'm sorry for humping
274
00:12:07,611 --> 00:12:08,961
your friend, Mr. Bear.
It was an accident.
275
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,361
- Guys, what do we do?
- Get outta here!
276
00:12:10,461 --> 00:12:12,001
What? Run?
277
00:12:12,101 --> 00:12:14,101
Come on. Let's go!
278
00:12:15,781 --> 00:12:17,781
In there! In there!
279
00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:25,431
Whoa. Bad day to wear
my velvet underwear.
280
00:12:27,911 --> 00:12:30,981
- Because I shit my velvet underwear.
- Right.
281
00:12:33,161 --> 00:12:35,941
Oh, man! I love being a bandit.
282
00:12:36,041 --> 00:12:37,261
That was so cool, remember?
283
00:12:37,361 --> 00:12:38,391
You're like, "One, two, three,"
284
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:39,471
and it was like, "Pow pow pow pow!"
285
00:12:39,571 --> 00:12:41,151
And they were so scared! Oh, my God.
286
00:12:41,251 --> 00:12:42,711
I feel alive.
287
00:12:42,811 --> 00:12:44,511
Not bad for your first stick-up.
288
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,851
Well, not bad for
your first time teaching.
289
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:49,961
Actually, it's my second time.
290
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,963
I also taught my daughter.
291
00:12:52,541 --> 00:12:54,921
How did I not know you have a daughter?
292
00:12:55,021 --> 00:12:57,001
Tell me everything.
293
00:12:57,101 --> 00:12:58,411
Fine.
294
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:00,771
But this is just between us outlaws.
295
00:13:00,871 --> 00:13:02,531
Just between outlaws.
296
00:13:02,631 --> 00:13:04,631
The story starts a long time ago.
297
00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:08,741
Yeah. I was on my own back then.
298
00:13:08,841 --> 00:13:10,741
My career was starting to take off
299
00:13:10,841 --> 00:13:11,781
when I met her for the first time.
300
00:13:11,881 --> 00:13:13,610
Ha ha ha!
301
00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:16,738
Hey, you lost, kid?
302
00:13:17,091 --> 00:13:19,351
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you.
303
00:13:21,171 --> 00:13:23,191
She was violent and deranged,
304
00:13:23,291 --> 00:13:24,671
like a feral animal.
305
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,006
Ow!
306
00:13:26,031 --> 00:13:28,481
In other words,
a chip off the old block.
307
00:13:28,581 --> 00:13:30,481
Aw...
308
00:13:30,581 --> 00:13:32,761
Soon enough, we were
pulling cons together.
309
00:13:32,861 --> 00:13:34,561
All right, Trig, it's go time.
310
00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:36,731
What's the golden rule?
311
00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:39,251
Get money and kill anybody
who gets in the way.
312
00:13:39,351 --> 00:13:40,691
Atta girl.
313
00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,096
We were the perfect team.
314
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,541
I was the pretty face,
and she was the muscle.
315
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:45,931
Howdy, mister.
316
00:13:46,031 --> 00:13:48,021
Can I get a lump of ice cream, please?
317
00:13:48,121 --> 00:13:50,461
Aw, I can't say no to that smile.
318
00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:52,561
Gimme all your money.
319
00:13:53,161 --> 00:13:55,618
When I got a gang of my own,
320
00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:57,151
she was my right hand man.
321
00:13:57,251 --> 00:13:58,696
All right, Trig.
322
00:13:59,211 --> 00:14:01,211
It's go time.
323
00:14:01,531 --> 00:14:03,368
Remember the golden rule?
324
00:14:03,771 --> 00:14:06,561
Get money and kill anyone
who gets in the way.
325
00:14:06,996 --> 00:14:08,841
Atta girl.
326
00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:13,281
She was the best outlaw I'd ever seen.
327
00:14:13,381 --> 00:14:17,691
Quick, cunning,
and most of all, ruthless.
328
00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:20,426
Aw, we did it, Trig! We're rich!
329
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,731
No...
330
00:14:23,831 --> 00:14:25,051
I'm rich.
331
00:14:27,721 --> 00:14:29,721
Gosh, Benny.
332
00:14:30,441 --> 00:14:32,061
I'm so sorry.
333
00:14:32,161 --> 00:14:33,461
Your own daughter?
334
00:14:33,561 --> 00:14:35,631
The crazy thing is,
335
00:14:35,731 --> 00:14:36,854
even after all that,
336
00:14:37,424 --> 00:14:39,112
I still miss her.
337
00:14:43,171 --> 00:14:45,011
But hey, that's the bandit life for you.
338
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,361
Can't trust anyone.
339
00:14:47,461 --> 00:14:49,721
But it's worth it for all this freedom.
340
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:51,641
I wouldn't have it any other way.
341
00:14:51,741 --> 00:14:53,584
No siree bob.
342
00:15:00,011 --> 00:15:02,011
You think the bear's gone?
343
00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:04,804
I'll check.
344
00:15:09,961 --> 00:15:11,621
Nope. Still there.
345
00:15:11,721 --> 00:15:15,231
Hey, I'm sorry
I made fun of you earlier.
346
00:15:15,256 --> 00:15:17,116
I'd be dead meat
if you hadn't saved my life.
347
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,711
God! I'm such a loser.
348
00:15:19,811 --> 00:15:22,231
- Come on, don't be so hard on yourself.
- No, it's true.
349
00:15:22,331 --> 00:15:24,721
The only reason I led this hunting party
350
00:15:24,821 --> 00:15:26,321
was to impress Prudence.
351
00:15:26,421 --> 00:15:28,321
I thought if I could prove to her
352
00:15:28,421 --> 00:15:29,921
how strong and manly I was,
353
00:15:30,021 --> 00:15:31,601
she would fall in love with me again.
354
00:15:31,998 --> 00:15:33,931
A silly thing to want to prove.
355
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,491
Hey, what do you think?
356
00:15:35,591 --> 00:15:37,591
I mean, you're her best friend.
357
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,571
Am I fighting for something
that'll never work?
358
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:41,971
Should I just give up and let her go?
359
00:15:42,071 --> 00:15:44,261
Just shoot me straight.
What should I do?
360
00:15:44,361 --> 00:15:45,341
Come on, man.
361
00:15:45,441 --> 00:15:46,741
- Take the shot.
- Come on.
362
00:15:46,841 --> 00:15:48,261
- Take the kill shot.
- Take the shot, Rev.
363
00:15:48,361 --> 00:15:50,661
- Quit being a sissy.
- Take the shot, Rev.
364
00:15:52,281 --> 00:15:53,978
Um...
365
00:15:54,571 --> 00:15:56,871
No, you shouldn't give up. You should...
366
00:15:56,971 --> 00:15:58,271
You should try and make it work.
367
00:15:58,371 --> 00:15:59,591
Tell her how you feel.
368
00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:02,591
I'm no good at the fancy words
like you are.
369
00:16:02,691 --> 00:16:04,201
I mean, I could write something
370
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,081
for you to read to her.
371
00:16:06,181 --> 00:16:07,681
Really? You'd do that for me?
372
00:16:07,781 --> 00:16:09,201
Yeah.
373
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,436
Psst! Hey, guys!
374
00:16:10,461 --> 00:16:11,801
The bear is asleep.
375
00:16:11,901 --> 00:16:13,091
I'm gonna lead him that way,
376
00:16:13,191 --> 00:16:14,291
and you two make a run for it.
377
00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:16,771
That's crazy. That's a suicide mission.
378
00:16:16,871 --> 00:16:18,669
It's okay.
379
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,171
I'm not afraid anymore.
380
00:16:21,271 --> 00:16:22,741
I want this.
381
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:24,061
For myself.
382
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,461
Godspeed, soldier.
383
00:16:26,561 --> 00:16:28,561
See you boys on the other side, huh?
384
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:34,111
Hey, bear! Come and get me!
385
00:16:34,211 --> 00:16:36,391
Oh, no! He instantly caught me!
386
00:16:36,491 --> 00:16:37,911
Ah, the bear's eating me
387
00:16:38,011 --> 00:16:39,231
from the feet up!
388
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:41,991
Half my body is currently in the bear!
389
00:16:42,091 --> 00:16:43,761
Oh, God! The bear brought
390
00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:45,201
another bear friend!
391
00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:47,481
I am now being eaten by two bears!
392
00:16:47,581 --> 00:16:48,881
From either direction!
393
00:16:48,981 --> 00:16:51,601
This plan could not have gone any worse!
394
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,691
- We gonna head out?
- Yeah, I think we should go.
395
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,431
- Okay.
- I'm gonna grab my stuff.
396
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,381
Hey, Benny.
397
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,621
- Whoa!
- Got the drop on you.
398
00:17:04,721 --> 00:17:06,101
Oop! Don't shoot.
399
00:17:06,201 --> 00:17:07,621
Hey, slick.
400
00:17:07,721 --> 00:17:10,261
Are you ready for
another big day of outlawing?
401
00:17:11,288 --> 00:17:12,791
Yeah, actually,
402
00:17:12,891 --> 00:17:14,071
Benny, um,
403
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:16,686
I don't think being a bandit is for me.
404
00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:20,471
You know, I thought I wanted
the life that you have,
405
00:17:20,571 --> 00:17:22,581
but, seems kinda lonely.
406
00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,741
Are you gonna be okay?
407
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,921
Don't worry about me.
408
00:17:31,021 --> 00:17:33,611
I don't need you. I don't need anybody.
409
00:17:33,711 --> 00:17:35,711
I got all the friends I need right here.
410
00:17:39,471 --> 00:17:41,741
Well, uh, if you ever want,
411
00:17:41,841 --> 00:17:43,841
you're always welcome
at the quilting circle.
412
00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:49,701
So I am fighting this stain,
413
00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,151
trying everything to get it out,
414
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,431
but nothing's working!
415
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,351
- So what did you do?
- Gave up.
416
00:17:54,451 --> 00:17:55,551
Told John he needs to start
417
00:17:55,651 --> 00:17:57,231
pulling his drawers down in time.
418
00:17:57,331 --> 00:18:00,111
Go, Martha.
419
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:01,761
Sorry I was being
kind of a jerk yesterday.
420
00:18:01,861 --> 00:18:03,861
We're just glad to have you back.
421
00:18:05,341 --> 00:18:06,721
And I'm glad I'm here, too.
422
00:18:07,735 --> 00:18:09,041
You ladies are a hoot.
423
00:18:09,141 --> 00:18:11,911
Turns out, I'm a natural at quilting.
424
00:18:14,951 --> 00:18:16,291
It's a butterfly.
425
00:18:16,391 --> 00:18:17,731
Oh, I see it.
426
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,901
Oh, the men are back!
427
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,191
Zeke!
428
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:33,271
- How did it go?
- Ah, not great.
429
00:18:33,371 --> 00:18:35,871
Yeah, turns out I am not
really the hunting type.
430
00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:38,071
Gosh, I'm just happy
you're back in one piece.
431
00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:40,461
Me, too.
432
00:18:42,301 --> 00:18:44,321
Excuse me, everyone!
433
00:18:44,421 --> 00:18:46,401
I'd like to read something to my wife.
434
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,741
Todd. What are you doing?
435
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,731
"Dearest Prudence,
436
00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:55,785
You are my best friend.
437
00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:58,538
"But you're so much more than that.
438
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,241
"You're the most amazing
woman I've ever met.
439
00:19:02,481 --> 00:19:04,781
"This journey is changing us all
440
00:19:04,806 --> 00:19:07,221
in ways we can't pr..."
441
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,311
Pr...
442
00:19:10,411 --> 00:19:11,551
Predict.
443
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,031
"But I promise
444
00:19:13,131 --> 00:19:15,231
"I will always be by your side.
445
00:19:15,331 --> 00:19:17,511
I love you."
446
00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:20,921
Todd.
447
00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:22,521
That was beautiful.
448
00:19:22,621 --> 00:19:24,721
I had no idea you felt that way.
449
00:19:25,064 --> 00:19:26,821
Me neither.
450
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:29,464
We got a buffalo!
451
00:19:32,431 --> 00:19:34,731
Oh, man. It's a good thing you and Prude
452
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,835
are just friends or
this would really sting.
453
00:19:36,860 --> 00:19:39,350
Yeah. Good thing.
454
00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:43,221
We are gathered together
455
00:19:43,246 --> 00:19:44,466
to mourn the death of Lionel,
456
00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,861
who bravely sacrificed himself...
457
00:19:46,961 --> 00:19:49,463
Reverend? Tell us how he died.
458
00:19:50,491 --> 00:19:51,746
Oh, no, I'm...
459
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:53,831
I'm not sure that's a great idea.
460
00:19:53,856 --> 00:19:55,076
It would bring me peace
461
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:57,847
to know how my husband
spent his final moments.
462
00:19:58,341 --> 00:20:00,057
Very well, then.
463
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:04,121
Lionel was attacked...
464
00:20:04,221 --> 00:20:07,001
by not one, but two bears...
465
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:10,611
who ate him alive
466
00:20:10,711 --> 00:20:14,771
as one might an extra-long chili dog.
467
00:20:16,311 --> 00:20:18,141
- I can stop.
- No, please.
468
00:20:18,241 --> 00:20:20,141
It's helping.
469
00:20:20,584 --> 00:20:22,038
Okay.
470
00:20:22,761 --> 00:20:24,701
At a certain point,
the bears became bored
471
00:20:24,801 --> 00:20:27,711
of eating Lionel, and engaged in a game
472
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,871
of what can only be described as...
473
00:20:30,971 --> 00:20:32,431
bear volleyball.
474
00:20:34,223 --> 00:20:35,431
Go on.
475
00:20:35,531 --> 00:20:37,801
- Please don't make me.
- Please.
476
00:20:37,901 --> 00:20:39,441
You owe me this.
477
00:20:39,541 --> 00:20:41,921
That is when things got "bad,"
478
00:20:42,021 --> 00:20:44,841
as the bears proceeded
to place Lionel's head
479
00:20:44,941 --> 00:20:47,851
into a sort of... bear cannon.
480
00:20:51,464 --> 00:20:53,491
Start again from the top.
481
00:20:53,591 --> 00:20:55,811
But this time more detail.
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