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Attention, all inmates,

this is your warden speaking.

As a result of an incident that took place

in the dining hall yesterday evening,

breakfast packs will be served in your housing units.

Yeah, there he is!

Hey.

Yeah!

Come here.

Woo!

You wanna have fun tonight, Wayland?

Woo!

Hey, old man!

Come on, brother.

You scared the shit out of me!

Alright, big boy.

I hope you enjoyed that.

That'll be the last time you ride bitch on my bike.

Whoa.

I was expectin' you yesterday.

Easy preacher, he was just making up for lost time,

that's all.

You don't get 15 years back in one night,

Mr. Beckett.

Excuse me.

Good luck, brother!

You get free room and board

in exchange for three hours of chores a day.

The rest of the time,

I want you lookin' for work and long-term housing.

Oh, there's some free clothes on the rack upstairs.

Curfew's 10PM.

No drugs or alcohol

on the premises.

That'll get you kicked out, understood?

Yeah.

Okay, good. What about your club mates?

They're my family.

And they're trouble.

Alright, look there.

Blue one opens the front door.

You'll have to jiggle it a little.

Green one's your room key.

It's gonna feel strange at first.

Just give it time.

You know I don't believe in God, right?

That's okay.

It's okay?

Just stay outta jail, that's all.

Morning.

That be all for you?

Yeah.

Is Nils still runnin' the place?

No, he sold up and went into assisted living.

So you own it now?

Yeah, me and my better half.

She was always sitting on this dream

of movin' out into the country.

This place came on the market,

so we thought "Fuck it!"

That'll be $29.95.

You just got out?

Yeah.

You need work,

I hear Mr. Thrifty's hiring down in Mill City.

- Keep the change. - Have a good day.

What you got goin' on here tonight?

Self-help group for preachers?

It's our Single Moms Program, actually.

They come to parenting class, we help them with their rent.

Yeah, you church folks

just love stickin' your noses

in other people's business

and tellin' 'em it smells bad.

Well, if that's true,

then you had me at the first whiff!

You know, the problem with do-gooders is

nobody likes 'em.

I never gave a shit about being liked.

I just think people deserve a second chance, that's all.

Maybe three or four!

I make my own chances.

I think we're just waiting on one more,

and here she is.

Sorry.

It's okay.

Alright, everyone, I want you to close your eyes

and take a deep breath.

Now put your hand over your heart.

How's it feeling today?

Dolores, let's start with you.

Can we start somewhere else?

Alright, I'll tell you how mine's feeling.

Slow and steady.

I think that's a good way for a heart to feel.

Anyone else?

- I'm gonna use the restroom. - Okay.

It's hard to put words to it sometimes, isn't it?

Holy fuck!

I can't believe it.

Wow!

When did you get out?

Last week.

You still look like you.

You haven't changed.

Yeah, same.

You look exactly the same.

Exceptwhat, you're a mom now?

Yep.

You were still in high school when we were...

I know, right?

We were just kids.

How ya been?

I'm goodgood.

Yeah.

How are you?

Ups and downs.

Yeah, I mean, same.

Is your grandma still around or

No, sheshe passed like

- seven or eight years ago. - Oh fuck, I'm sorry.

It's okay.

I was sad to hear about your momma.

Yeah.

Do you

I mean, I could pick you up after class.

Like high school?

Yeah. But I-I don't have my hog anymore.

Well, no hog, then don't fuckin' show up.

I was just kidding!

I'm gonna be done in, like, an hour?

I'll be here.

It's good to see you, Way.

So, what's the key to self-control?

Self-care.

And when there's no time for self-care, you

Make time.

Very good. Thank you everyone for coming.

I'll see you next week.

Oh, uh, Dolores, food box.

Sorry.

Thank you!

You're welcome!

Oh, yes!

- Hey. - Oh, hey.

Do you still drink?

Fuck yeah, I do.

Roadhouse?

Sounds good, but I already spent all my gate money.

Well, let me buy you a drink.

You sure?

Just get in the car.

Oh, just throw that in the back.

I'm sorry, hold on, okay.

Thanks.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Cheers.

Oh, shit! Sorry!

To old times.

Mmm.

- I wrote you. - I know.

- Okay. - No, I know.

I know you did.

I'm not sayin' you shoulda wrote back or whatever.

I justI wanted to make sure that you knew, that's all.

I wanted to write you back.

I justI got-I got pregnant and

Wait, uh, you got pregnant?

Yeah.

Was it mine?

- No! - Okay!

- I was just checkin'. - It was

That was after, soyeah.

So, you got, like, a 15-year-old kid or somethin'?

Yeah.

You were 15 when we started datin'.

I was.

Time flies.

Not when you're in prison.

No, I guess not.

Who's the father?

Nobody.

No, c'mon, who was it?

It's me! You can tell me.

Uh, I mean, it was after

you lost your appeal, and I was drinkin'

and hustlin' for attention, and I

I mean, honestly, I couldn't even tell you his name.

But you decided to keep it anyway?

Yeah, I thought it would be a fresh start.

Hmm.

I got two more.

Two more what?

Kids. I have three total.

You been busy.

Yep!

There's no father on the scene.

It's just us, so

What about swimmin'?

What about swimmin'?

Well, you used to wanna join the Olympics or whatever.

Oh, I didn't even make it to Nationals.

It was, uh

They kicked me off the team 'cos I was showin', so

Showin'? Showin' what?

The baby.

Oh.

Do you want another?

- A beer? - Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be great.

It's all I got.

That's okay, I don't need another drink.

- Thank you. - You know what?

I'm feelin' lucky tonight.

What are you talkin' about?

Don't do it, nobody ever wins those!

- Yeah, see! - Nearly.

Nope.

Ah! We did it!

Told you we'd win! I told you! Here!

Hey, Adam!

- Yeah? - Can we have two more?

Just a second.

Lucky charm!

Psh. Where?

You!

Right here.

I don't know 'bout that.

We were just

trying to get to a motel before dark.

You said those things turned your car over.

Do you think we can get it back on its wheels and drive it?

Hey, babe. The kids asleep?

Yeah.

You know how I feel

about that ass juice in the house, please!

Yeah, and you know how I feel

about them cancer sticks.

I'm workin' on it.

You're gonna carry that child a mile,

through that army of things out there?

I can carry the kid.

What's wrong with her, how did she get hurt?

One of those things grabbed her.

You remember our last time?

By the falls.

Your skin was all bumpy from the cold.

Well, it's because I forgot that fuckin' blanket.

But you kept me warm.

You'd just gotten "Wayland" tattooed on your ass.

- No. - Hmm?.

That was another time.

- You sure? - Yeah.

I coulda sworn it was that time.

No, that was

I got inked in Seaside, when we went to the ocean.

Oh, shit.

I forgot about that.

How could you forget about seeing the ocean

for the first time?

Hmm. I didn't forget, I

I remember it now.

You had just gotten your Harley.

And

I couldn't get you to come in the water with me.

Yeah. 'Cos you were like a fish,

divin' in and out of the waves.

I never been back to the ocean, you know.

Not since.

Never even left the state.

You still got my name on your ass?

Why don't you look and find out?

So many times, I

thought about inkin' over it, but I never did.

I don't even know how to do this anymore.

C'mon, don't fuck with me.

You sure you didn't fool around in prison?

Nope.

It's just a lot.

I'm just kiddin'.

What's your name?

Denim Blue, but everybody calls me Denim.

Nice to meet you, Denim.

I'mI'm a friend of your mom's.

I'm supposed to tell you breakfast is ready.

Well, I'll be there in a second, okay?

It's okay, I'll wait.

You're sittin' on my pants.

Why are you hiding?

I guess I'm shy.

One, two

Three, four, five.

Mmm.

Mornin'.

Oh, shit! Denim, get up there.

Oh, goodness.

Alright, babe, here we go!

Hit it, hit it, hit it!

Hoo!

- Good mornin'! - Morning.

You guys have met, now where's your sister?

Painting her nails.

Well, tell her that breakfast is ready

and get her butt down here.

Okay!

Alright. Oof, oops!

Do you want some SunnyD?

Yeah.

She's a doll.

Denim? Denim's a boy.

But I can't get him to stop wearin' his sister's clothing,

so

I'm sorry about last night.

I don't care about that.

We can try again.

Are we disturbing?

Periwinkle Blue, this is Wayland.

He was my high school sweetheart, remember?

The jailbird?

Uh-uh, you need to watch your mouth, missy.

So, what'd you do time for?

Armed robbery.

Ooh! Where?

Video lottery joint.

Cool!

And he didn't snitch.

What's snitch?

It's like tattle-telling on something.

I don't snitch neither!

Uh-uh, I see you! I made eggs.

Yeah, well, you're just showin' off for Wayland.

She never makes breakfast.

Dodger Blue!

You wanna meet Wayland?

Will you say "hi" to Wayland?

Hi to Wayland.

I named all of my kids after different shades of blue.

Periwinkle Blue, Denim Blue, Dodger Blue.

Alright, what are we missin'?

Is everything okay?

Hmm? Yeah.

How much ya benchin' there?

120.

You might wanna think about droppin' some weight.

Work on your form a bit.

Back off, man! I know what I'm doing!

C'mon, you guys!

Okay.

Wayland, you're head of the table!

Wayland, c'mon!

Hey, hey, hey! Wanna see my tongue?

Wanna see my tongue?

Dodger, come and eat this stupid gross stuff.

I just need to go to the bathroom.

Hey, baby.

Why'd he go the wrong way?

Hey, Jenny here with the KBNP

radio traffic report.

Emergency crews still cautioning motorists

to avoid the Cornell Road area

after a fully loaded log truck overturned last night.

Alright.

I put my name.

Now click on "Next."

Next

No, it's the left button.

"Past Employment."

I mean, II got nothin'.

Didn't you have a job after high school?

I harvested some Christmas trees.

Write it. Mm-hmm.

Did you stay at Dolores' last night?

I just hope you kept it covered.

If there's one thing she doesn't need,

it's more babies.

At least that would give you another soul to save!

Hey, Bobbi!

Hey! Hey!

Hey, that's enough,

- that's enough! - Alright.

Look who I found skulkin' around outside!

Hey, where you been all week, boy?

- Church! - Fuck that.

This is Wiley.

Wow. He looks just like your dad.

Yeah, poor little feller!

And it's his nap time, I'm gonna put him down.

C'mon, little man, let's go.

And Jeanie's eight.

She's with my mom.

Kids wouldn't exist if it wasn't for you, Wayland.

Well, no point in both of us gettin' busted.

I swear to God, if it was Kurt went to prison,

he'd have gotten himself killed.

I don't think so.

You change, you know. You kinda have to.

Well, ain't none of us kids no more.

We're in distribution now.

Cotton, fent.

Fuckin' low-stakes shit.

But you know Kurt! He likes to keep the peace 'round here.

Hey Bobbi, you need to quit runnin' your mouth.

Unless, of course, you wanna run it on this.

Hey! Found it at the clubhouse.

Gotta take care of your colors, man.

The times we had though, huh Wayland?

Hey, when you gonna come out and haul ass with us, huh?

You know you're patched for life after what you did.

That preacher breathin' down your neck?

Nah, not really.

She's just helpin' me find a job.

You don't gotta worry about that.

Dirty Dooley, he's gonna build you a bike.

- Bobbi! - Hmm?

Jesus!

It was supposed to be a surprise.

Surprise!

I saw Dolores the other night.

Yeah. That's just a matter of time...

I don't wanna hear that woman's name in my house!

You know she went around bad mouthin' the club

after you left?

Screwdriver, Devil rest his soul,

he was gonna

Kurt talked him 'round outta respect for you, I guess.

Never saw two kids love each other the way you did.

Are you shittin' me?

As soon as he got locked up,

she was out humpin' anything with a heartbeat!

Oh, Bobbi, what d'you expect?

She was just a kid, she was barely 18.

Yeah, well

Like Bobbi said, ain't none of us kids no more.

What, you couldn't even say goodbye?

Hey!

Why did you take off like that?

Too fuckin' chicken-shit?

It's not you...

Oh, it's the kids.

Is that what you're gonna fucking say to me?

Fucking asshole.

We were somethin', me and you.

You think I don't know that?

You already donated twice this week.

Come back Monday.

- New donor? - Yeah.

- Fill this out. - Okay.

Little bit more info.

Wayland!

Well, goddamn!

So, they let you out?

Well, sure looks like it, don't it?

How you been, Violet?

Never mind me. You sellin' your blood now?

Jesus, that's fuckin' bleak.

Dude, II toldt-

Fuck you!

I told Aunt Bess I'd look out for you is all.

Well, she ain't around to find out, so

I wouldn't worry about it too much.

Yeah, I know. I was there.

We're not all like you, Wayland.

Some of us, we give a shit about our family.

Hey, if you're shittin' yourself, pull over!

Fella behind ya seems to wanna pass.

Get your ass off the fuckin' road!

Fuck you, you petty ass motherfucker!

Am I stoppin' ya?

Go fuck yourself!

Look longer, bitch!

Hey, um, listen.

I can ask Gordie if there's, like,

a job at the yard or somethin'.

Yeah, sure. It can't hurt to ask.

Yeah, you know

I mean, I'm not sure what it's gonna be, but

better than this, man.

Hey, burn in hell, you...

Oh fuck, it's a school bus!

I'll see ya around, Vi.

Yeah, I'llrI'll see you around.

Hey, Wayland! Look what I can do!

- Hahaha. Nice! - Watch me!

No, babe, like this. Up, to the side andwhoop!

Woo!

Look at you, you're still a spring chicken.

Remember, it's the up, side, twist.

Here you go.

They're just gas station flowers.

They're great.

So, you wanna move outta the halfway house

and into your girlfriend's house, correct?

Yes.

You've been out for one month.

We knew each other from before.

Hmm. Says here she has a part-time job

and hasthree children?

Yep.

Well, she ain't winning any Mother of the Year awards

bringin' you home.

I didn't hurt nobody.

You fired at an off-duty police officer,

what do you call that?

Payback.

What d'you say?

I thought he was one of them video lottery junkies.

And I missed him. On purpose.

Yeah, what about the three prison assaults?

They were fights. I was defending myself.

Two years in the hole?

So, tell me 'bout this job.

It's with my cousin's fella.

Two days a week to start, but I'm hopin' that it turns into...

Work address, girlfriend address.

"I'm concerned Wayland may be rushing into things with Dolores

without fully understanding the responsibility he's taking on."

This is from Pastor Gail, by the way.

"On the other hand, intimate relationships

are known to reduce recidivism rates

Blah, blah, blah.

"I recommend you approve his request

to change his dwelling."

Well, if the pastor lady insists

That's it? It's approved?

I do one good deed per client

to establish goodwill.

That way, when you fuck up, and tsk, tsk

I don't get to feel bad.

Get outta here.

♪ Beautiful dreamer Wake unto me ♪

♪ Starlight and dewdrops Are waiting for thee ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer Queen of my song ♪

♪ List while I woo Thee with soft melody ♪

♪ Gone are the cares Of life's busy throng ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer Awake unto me ♪

Hi!

♪ Mermaids Are chanting the... ♪

It's okay. Wayland's family now.

C'mon, let's show him how we do it!

♪ Beautiful dreamer Beam on my heart ♪

♪ E'en as the morn on The streamlet and sea ♪

♪ Then will all clouds Of sorrow depart ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer Awake unto me ♪

This is the radio program for listeners

concerned with taxation on real estate

based on assessments that may be outdated.

Hey! Got your paycheck for this week.

Hey Gord, I was wondering

if you might have any extra days for me?

I just moved in with my girlfriend and...

Yeah, sorry, pal.

We're runnin' a tight ship around here.

You're doin' good work though.

I got to admit, I had my doubts about you.

Butseems like prison straightened you out.

Yep, it'll do that.

Shake it!

Hey, good lookin'!

Yeah.

Hey!

Hey!

No, stop!

Why?

I didn't brush my teeth this mornin'.

I gotta be careful.

People in my family, they lost their teeth young.

I had a bunkmate in prison,

he used to sell his teeth for drugs.

You can get money for teeth?

Gold teeth, yeah.

Well, I don't have any gold teeth, so

Oh!

Sorry! I'm sorry.

I think she was lookin' at your tits.

Uh-huh. I think you were lookin' somewhere.

Hey, did you ask Lordy Gordie for some more hours?

Wayland?

Yep.

Yeah, he's lookin' into it.

Hey, you want some breakfast leftovers?

- I stole some. - Nah, I'm good.

Oh, I'm so hungry!

Did I tell you about my dream last night?

What dream?

I was goin' to the ocean

And I was almost there, like I could nearly touch it.

But just something kept gettin' in my way,

like it was like thispinvisible wall o

I dunno, I've had that dream, like, three or four times.

I don't think dreams mean too much.

It's just your mind clearin' shit out.

I think they're pretty darn clever.

Like they know all your secrets.

Well, I don't dream, so

Well, that's 'cos you sleep with one eye open,

like you're still in prison.

Yeah, dude, she opened the door

and she said, I swear the fuck...-Nooo! No!

I swear the fuck, she said,

she said...-What?

Slob on my titties

Stop! What?

Shut up!

No-no... So then I got in the car

and she literally took off her cardigan.

And the thing you gotta do in these situations,

you gotta be all suave.

You gotta be like some James Bond.

I feel you, I feel you.

First, I tell her she's beautiful

and what not.

Then I say, "Hey babe, let me dip it in

for a second.

Swear on the Bible I won't cum."

90, 95 percent of the time, it's all it takes.

Or you just give it to her in the ass.

Bro, what are you? Some kind of faggot or somethin'?

What about shit dick, bro?

Yeah, what about decency? Dodger?

Out of my way.

Don't be leavin' empties on my front porch.

- Yes, ma'am. - Hey, Wayland!

There's another six-pack in the fridge.

Why don't you go grab it?

Your balls so big you can't go to the fridge

and get your own beer?

Ooh! Bro, joke's on him.

He doesn't know you don't even have hair on your balls!

Peri!

♪ As I was going over the Cork and Kerry Mountains ♪

- Careful. - Yep.

♪ I met with Captain Farrell ♪

♪ And the money He was countin' ♪

Peri, I want you to help with groceries!

♪ I first produced my pistol ♪

Peri!

- Just a minute! - No, now!

How come you never ask Dodger or Denim?

Because groceries are your job.

You made that up, you B-I-T-C...

Uh-uh-uh, just say the word, young lady.

I didn't say it. I spelled it.

Lola was tellin' me

whoever helps out with groceries

gets first dibs on candy.

Fine.

Let's go! Chop, chop, chop.

Lola! Lola!

- What, baby? - Come quick!

Okay.

- Lola! - Okay.

I'm coming.

We need to move it or somethin', I dunno.

Okay, well, then, pick it up!

Ugh! I'm not touching that!

You touch it!

No, it's slimy.

Wayland, look at this!

- Watch out, watch out! - Oh, my gosh!

Stop!

It was dying.

You could have fucking put it in the swimming pool!

Well, and then what? Keep it as, like, a pet?

You did the right thing, Wayland.

Did you take money outta my purse?

No.

Well, I had $30 in there.

Maybe the kids took it.

No, they don't do that.

They know better.

You gave me money for cigarettes the other day.

When?

Like Tuesday.

You wanted some of them bootleg cigarettes from Idaho.

Oh, fuck.

What?

Relax!

We got food in the fridge, we got gas in the tank.

We're good this week.

It's Peri's birthday tomorrow.

Hey, we'll figure it out!

You know, I think I saw

you more when you were incarcerated!

I gotta keep them home fires burnin', man!

Yeah, I guess, huh?

Hey, listen, I'm gonna need a lick.

Can't be anything too dicey,

- but, uh... - I got you, man.

You ain't gonna like it. But, hell, it's money.

I'll take it.

It's Lucky Families and tonight's contestants are

Lily, Chester, Herb Jr., Grace, and Herb Sr.,

the Franklin family!

Goddamn.

I'm a lucky son-of-a-bitch.

Oh, you don't even know the half of it.

What are you talkin' about?

You know, after Denim was born,

they gave me a script for Lorazepam.

And I couldn't even take it

because I had to sell it for diapers.

You wanna know who his daddy was?

Dodger's kindergarten teacher.

He was married

And when he found out I was pregnant,

he left the state with his wife and his kids.

What a man!

Peri's father was a fuckin' lowlife tweaker

livin' out in the woods somewhere, and

God knows where he is now.

So, yeah, you are a lucky son-of-a-bitch.

We were gonna move to LA after I finished high school.

We were gonna watch the sun go down

on Sunset Boulevard

And not go to sleep

Until it came up the next mornin'.

Yeah.

And now I'm a maid with three kids,

and you're an out-of-work felon,

and we haven't left our hometown,

and we are stuck. We're just

I have work.

I know you do.

Then why'd you say I don't have work?

'Cos it wasn't supposed to be like this.

Okay, ready?

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

- Dodger! - Open!

Oooh!

You keep takin' it from me,

so I just figured I'd let you have it.

Wait, really? I can legit keep it?

Yeah.

Cute!

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Denim!

Open! Oooh!

I did it in art class, it's made outta dough.

Oh, it's pretty, I love it.

It's beautiful, baby.

Okay

♪ Happy birthday dear Periwinkle Blue ♪

C'mon, you gotta pick Lola at some point!

- Okay, Lola. - Here, open it up.

I got you two presents this year.

Why is it wrapped in Christmas paper?

It's all we had.

They're tats. I mean, they're fake,

but you put 'em on with water

I know what they are, Lola, we had these in kindergarten.

Well, good, you know how to use 'em then.

- Can I try one? - Yeah.

Here you go.

Isn't it pretty?

I just thought that color was so nice on you.

I know it's a little used, but...

I can tell.

You can tell what?

That it's used. I mean, I know we're broke,

but Dodger got an MP3 player for his birthday,

and so I thought

Never mind.

You got one more present to open.

Don't get too excited. It's nothin' special.

This birthday ain't over yet, c'mon.

Alright, you're gonna have to use your imagination,

it's not quite ready yet

Wanna see what you can do with an old tire and a piece of rope?

Give me five minutes, alright?

If you still hate it, you can go inside

and tell everybody I'm an asshole, I promise.

Which picture you like, huh?

This one, and this one, and that one right here.

I think you're gonna be scared when I push you.

- Just push! - Woohoo!

Higher, higher, higher, higher, higher!

- Higher? Higher? - Higher!

- Okay! - Woohoo!

Alright, I think it's ready.

Can't believe you got your first ink job before me, lil bro.

Lemme see. It's beautiful.

Woohoo! Woo!

Yeees! Woohoo!

- I wanna go. - Let's go.

Woohoo!

Woo!

Woohoo!

Denim, do you wanna go next?

I'm gonna go get Lola!

Lola, Lola!

Lola?

- D'you see those gift cards? - What gift cards?

Do you remember when Denim got sick at that restaurant,

and the manager gave us those gift cards?

I put 'em in this drawer,

and I know you're always rootin' around through my shit...

I didn't do anything!

- What's goin' on? - I just remembered

that we have Polar King gift cards.

But I can't fuckin' find 'em.

So, fuck!

No big deal, let's find the gift cards. Hmm?

Kids, let's go! Let's find these gift cards.

Whyyy?

'Cos Peri's gonna get a nice meal tonight, dumbass.

It's okay, Lola,

I don't need to go out. It's okay!.

What, I'm such a shitty mom

I can't take you out on your own birthday now?

Hey! I found 'em.

Good! Alright, well, now we can get ready.

Gonna get ready and go out!

Aah! Good shot, baby.

How was everything today, good?

- Great. - Good, thanks.

Whenever you're ready, take your time.

Oh, you know what? I actually have some gift cards.

And I think they're gonna cover it.

Yep. Here you go.

Everything o-okay? Are they expired, or

Oh no, our gift cards never expire.

Would you want me to bring your change?

Yes, please.

Alright!

Who wants to play karaoke?

Periwinkle?

Buy it now, get it now at Banner Furniture...

They're using Centers for Disease Control data

to really amplify the national conversation

about what they call deaths of despair,

so deaths due to alcohol, drugs, and...

Hey, Wayland!

Yeah?

I'm thinkin' I'll enlist when I turn 18.

What do you think? Will I pass the physical?

Yeah, you'll pass the physical, no problem.

But you're only 15, you don't need to worry about that.

Hey, you know if Lola took the car this mornin' or what?

Yeah, she drove off somewhere.

Shit! I gotta get to work.

Actually, I already decided.

Hmm?

I'm enlisting.

You know you gotta start at the bottom, right?

They're gonna treat you like shit.

Treat you like

Like a nobody.

Well, I'm a nobody now, so

What are you talkin' about, who told you that?

I just am. So are you. So's this whole family.

Hey!

Stop smokin' that shit

if you wanna join the army.

Fuck you.

Fuck.

Meet me outside!

You're all set, pal.

Why don't you head into the office, and, uh

she'll finish up with you.

That's good, yep. Just cut it off right there.

Wow! Let me give you a hand.

This brings me back, man!

I used to get the one called the Screwball.

Had the, um, two little gumballs at the end,

made you feel like you was gettin' somethin' extra.

Nobody'll buy her from me.

She's been sittin' in my yard for ten years.

I can give you $250.

Well, don't break the bank!

You scrap her, you're gonna get $300, tops.

Mind if I have a look?

She needs a lotta work.

Yeah, I see that.

Steering, brakes, carburetor.

I don't mind work.

Bucks your age don't know the meanin' of work.

All's you want is to win some TV singin' contest.

Well, I can't sing, so...

Huh?

I said I can't sing.

Me neither.

I've been tone deaf since before I lost my hearing.

You'll fix her up good?

Housekeeping.

Howdy!

Oh, my God!

What do you think?

Strawberry Burst

Um, the King Size Cone Bunny Tracks and the Choco Taco.

I want King Size Cone Bunny Tracks, Rainbow, Cherry,

Green Apple, Lemon, and Hawaiian Punch.

Hey, Wayland, what are you gonna do

when you fix this thing up?

I dunno. I'll probably sell it.

Butyou know,

maybe I'll start my own business, who knows?

- Wayland? - Yeah?

I think you should come to our school

and give everyone free ice cream.

Like they deserve it.

Why, what's goin' on at school?

They say we should be on Jerry Springer.

Why do they say that?

Those kids are so fucking dumb.

They don't even care if you're a nice person.

Basically, you need cool stuff to be cool,

and the only thing I have is the karaoke machine

from my jackass sperm donor.

Here we are.

Pretty spot, huh?

She came here before she died, picked out her own plot.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

Said she never had a view in her life.

She sure as hell was gonna have one when she died.

That's my ol' man right there.

She didn't wanna be anywhere near him.

I found her!

Little bit different than last time, eh, Ma?

What happened last time?

I was in handcuffs, chained to a prison guard.

I'll take those.

There we go.

Where d'you get those?

Stole 'em from one of the other graves.

Yeah? Who taught you to steal?

Duh, I live with a robber.

Wow.

You're just like Ma, full of piss and vinegar.

She woulda liked you.

Hey, I was thinkin'

Maybe I come by school one of these days.

Give those Jerry Springer fans somethin' to talk about, huh?

Why, 'cos you're so thug?

I spy with my little eye something beginning withP!

UmPinky? Puddle? Pool?

That's Lola's car!

She's supposed to be at work.

And five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight

Now, we bring them up to the ears,

like we're making snow angels, perfect.

And then up and back down.

Alright, arms straight out in a T

and then pulsing!

For eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.

What's that?

My new wheels.

How was your day?

Same ol', same ol'.

Really?

I went by the pool.

Saw your car in the parking lot.

You were supposed to be at work.

That's 'cos I quit.

Now, don't be mad.

Look, some guest schizzed out last night

and smeared shit all over the walls.

And guess who had to clean it up?

You shoulda called me.

I'd have come back, I'd have cleaned it up for you.

No, 'cos we're better than that.

Really? I cleaned up shit in prison.

I cleaned up after my grammy's shit

when things got bad,

but we are not cleaning up after some dirty-ass tweaker.

You know I'm makin' pin money down at the yard, right?

Just make Gordie give you some more hours.

He's my boss. I can't make him do anything.

Look, I'm gonna get another job, okay, I promise.

I'm just gonna need you to

Just pitch in, just a little bit more.

I have been pitching in...

Fuck, man! They're not even my

Just say it. Say it, I know you want to.

They're not your kids!

They're not your kids.

But they should have been.

We should have made them together.

Mornin'.

What's up with them extra hours, Gord?

Extra hours? Did you say extra hours?

Yeah.

Oh, boy, that's good!

Come here for a second.

Come here!

Shit!

See, I'm tryna run a good, clean busine

Nobody saw us.

What, you don't think word gets around?

I'll have junkies showin' up here like ants at a picnic.

I fucked up, man, it's not gonna happen again.

Okay, look. You're my wife's cousin.

I'll keep the cops outta this.

But you can't keep workin' here.

C'mon, man.

I need this job.

Gordie, I need this fuckin' job!

Yeah, well, you probably should have

tried a little harder to hang onto it.

Now get outta here before I change my mind...

Fuck! Hey chimo, what's goin' on, bud?

Sell a lot of lollipops today?

How's my Wiley?

Wiley Coyote.

Oh, we'll send some boys around there

to rearrange his face till it's real pretty.

Nah, no need.

It's my fault, you know. Should have known better

than to mix real business with club business.

Club's family, not business.

I seem to remember you sayin' that to me once before.

Hey, we took care of you.

You know what you need, baby? A night out.

We're doin' a fundraiser at the clubhouse later

to raise money for Moose's kid.

Four-year-old with fuckin' leukemia, man.

How fucked up is that?

Why don't you take my bike, hmm?

Have yourself a little fun?

Woo! Nice ride!

How'd that feel, huh?

Oh, shit! What's up, man?

Cheers, man.

Look at this shit here, huh?

Come on, Jeannie!

Oh yeah, here we go!

Come on, Jeannie!

You got it! You got it!

Here's my horse right here.

She's a nibbler! She's a nibbler.

Nibbler!

Oh, here we go!

Oh, here we go!

Lay-la, Lay-la, Lay-la

Woo!

Oh, shit!

Wow! Who's that?

♪ From the first Time my heart broke ♪

♪ I was just six years old ♪

♪ Till the lies That girl told me ♪

♪ Lies that she would hold ♪

♪ Preacher man told me ♪

♪ Son you've got to Be so strong ♪

Hey!

Hey.

You wanna dance with me?

I don't dance.

Bro, she's got 'em lined up out the door.

Get off your ass and dance with the lady!

Cut it up there, lefty. Let's go!

I hate you.

What?

Sorry.

Get off!

Okay, we're gonna put pants on.

- I don't want to! - No, you have to.

Stop!

I don't understand what the problem is.

I don't like this!

Just put them on! Just...

No, I said!

Ugh.

These are good.

There's nothing wrong with wearing jeans.

Okay, let's just try.

- I want you to put them on. - No!

Just take it off, you're not a baby anymore.

- Come on! - Nooo!

- Yes, please! - Stop! I don't want to!

- Just put them on! - What's goin' on in there?

Some kid in his class saw him wearin' a dress on the weekend.

Get off me! - Come here!

Stop! No! I don't want you to be bullied!

I don't want that for you. Just put it on! No!

Did you just spit at me? Are you... Where did you...

Did you teach him that?

- Nope. - Where did you learn that?

Leave him alone, Lola,

can't you see you're hurting him?

You stay outta this!

No, you stay out of it, no one even wants you here!

- Well, it's my house! - It's not your house,

you don't own it, and you're behind on rent.

When did you become so nasty?

I learned from the best.

- And what does that mean? - It means your own kid

can't stand bein' in the same room as you.

Fine. Then, you take care of him, then!

It'll be good practice

for when you get pregnant in the next two years.

I'm 12 years old, I'm a kid!

I'm your fuckin' kid, Lola!

That was Grammy's vase, you little piece of shit!

- That was Grammy's vase! - Calm down! Calm down.

- Let me fucking go! - That's enough.

Clean that up!

- Shh. - Let me fucking go!

No, not until you calm down. Okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

You smell like diesel and cheap perfume,

you fucking asshole.

I hate you!

I know!

Dolores? Where are you goin'?

Baby? Don't leave!

Dolores! Hey!

Anyone ever tell you you snore?

You can go right here.

You can go right here. You can

Lola come back?

No, she usually stays out all night after a blowup.

He doesn't wanna go to school today.

I spy with my little eye something beginning with Z!

Shit, I dunno, uh

Zipper? Xerox? Zero?

That's a number, not a thing, dumbass!

You a Horseman, or is this a goddamn circus?

Kurt sent me. Supposed to make a pickup.

Club sure ain't what it used to be

before Screwdriver passed.

Get back inside!

Thank you.

Zig-zag. On your dress.

Did I get it right?

- Wayland? - Yeah?

Can I call you Dad now?

What's the matter?

You don't like Wayland?

Well, that's my granddaddy's name.

I think he'd be pretty upset if I stopped usin' it.

- Way? - Where the hell are you?

You won't believe me if I tell you.

Quit fuckin' around and come home, Dolores.

I can't. I'm on Sunset Boulevard.

What? Where are you really?

It's true. I drove, and I drove,

and I drove, and I didn't stop till I got to LA

Are you with a guy?

Is that what this is about?

No, no.

It's-it's me, I swear, it's me.

Then you are out of your fuckin' mind.

I haven't had a minute since the kids were born,

and I need some...- So what, you just

Just time on my own.

leave them with me? You don't even ask?

Wayland, just watch 'em for a few days,

okay, until I get my head on straight.

Hello?

Fuck!

Fuck! Come here!

You know I ain't your real dad, right?

Me livin' with you, tyin' your shoes,

playin' I Spy games...

None of that shit makes me your dad, you know that, right?

What then?

What?

What makes you my dad?

Come here.

You wanna stay in business with the Horsemen,

you're gonna have to watch this kid

for the next hour.

Sweetie, I already got my widow's pension.

Club needs me more than I need it.

Look, can you fuckin' watch him or not?

Well, sure, if he-she-whatever behaves itself.

Come here.

Wayland...

Not another word.

It's okay, I ain't gonna eat ya.

C'mon!

Woo! Woooo!

Yap, yap, yoo!

Brr, cold.

Well, get in here!

Ah, man, I wish I could stay.

I gotta go. The boys are waitin' for me.

I don't like what you're doin', Way.

We need the money.

If we're serious about LA, we need the money,

and I gotta get it.

- Stay with me, stay with me. - No, I gotta go.

- Stay with me, stay with me. - I can't, I can't, I can't.

I gotta go, I gotta go.

Alright, fuck it.

I'll stay.

Where's the kid?

I dunno. He's around here somewhere.

Fuck.

I told you to watch him!

Denim?

Hey, Denim!

Denim!

Denim!

Denim!

Hey, you seen a kid? Like six years old?

- Nope. - No?

Sorry, pal.

Denim?

Denim!

Oh, fuck!

What are you doin'? Come here!

What... Why'd you run away?

Why'd you yell at me?

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

Man, you scared the shit outta me.

You can't run away like that, okay?

That's a guard dog, not a pettin' dog.

You understand?

Hey, what's your name?

I picked up that oxy from your crazy-ass aunt.

Yeah, right on.

Come on.

You peg that little bitch yesterday?

Kinda.

Kinda?

That's a good boy.

You alright, Wayles?

Yeah

I don't know.

I feel like I'm goin' down the same old road, you know?

What was that for?

- No, man, whaddya mean? - Why'd you do that?

If I get caught with any of that shit,

I'm goin' back inside. Automatically.

I thought maybe you could hold onto this for me.

Just for a little while.

Just gimme a second.

That dog bites your arm off,

it ain't gonna grow back.

Yeah, that's a good boy. Aw!

Here, man, take it.

What's this?

Yeah!

I can't take this, Kurt.

Bullshit.

I did a couple of runs, man, that's it.

You did 15 years.

You fuckin' take that,

and you take care of your fuckin' family.

I know you know how to do that.

You hear me, brother?

Yeah.

Alright, go inside.

Field visit!

You can't just show up at my house.

Actually, Fourth Amendment rights

don't apply to parolees,

meaning I can do whatever the hell I want.

What you got in that little envelope?

Nothin'.

Nothin'?

Hand it over.

Oh!

Looks like you're doin' really well for yourself.

What do you got here, a couple of grand?

It's a loanso I can start my own business.

Kurt gave you this?

Oh, yeah, I know where you been.

Denim told me.

He's a kid. He makes shit up.

You could've taken that plea bargain deal.

Kurt owes you. I get it, I get it.

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

So where's Dolores?

She went out.

Out where?

Dunno.

You don't know, the kids don't know.

I wonder if Child Services knows.

You leave the kids outta this.

Or what?

What'll you do when you lose those kids, Wayland?

What's goin' on?

I wanna see a paper trail for this cash.

What's he want?

Don't worry about it. Go inside.

Alright! Who's hungry?

Ooh, me!

I didn't mean to snitch.

He was askin' all these questions and...

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not your fault. Don't worry about it, okay?

Hey, um, where is Lola, anyway?

She's in LA. She's in fuckin' LA.

Are you kiddin' me?

Nope. She's on vacation.

Wow, she really did it! She played you real good.

What's that supposed to mean?

Um, so, you came in after five minutes.

You handled all her shit, and then she knew right away

she could dump us on you.

C'mon, Peri, it's not like that.

Stop defendin' her all the time!

Well, if you didn't constantly shit on her,

maybe she'd still be here.

Easy for you to say, you're her favorite.

She's actually nice to you!

She tried so hard on your birthday,

and you acted like a fuckin' spoiled brat.

No wonder she left us...-Hey!

Watch your mouth.

Oh, shit!

Peri, babe, um,

let's go to the bathroom, okay?

- What? - Nothin', just

Hold on.

Here, just clean that up.

Hey, Peri?

You alright in there?

Peri?

For shame, hippies,

how dare you slander our Commander-in-Chief?

I brought supplies.

Come on in.

Peri, it's Pastor Gail.

Can I come in?

Peri?

Hey.

How are you feelin'?

Crampy.

I got you somethin' for that.

A hot water bottle. And

some candy.

Anda magazine.

I also brought a bunch of pads. All different shapes and sizes.

You wanna see?

Sure.

Do you remember Goldilocks?

Yeah, kinda.

Well, so imagine that Goldilocks

just got her first period.

This maxi pad is for when she bleeds a lot.

This medium-sized pad, here,

is for when she bleeds a medium amount.

And this pantyliner is for when she bleeds

A little?

Good! You'll get this down in no time.

Pastor Gail, am I gonna get pregnant now?

Peri, you can't get pregnant without

Well, there's some other stuff that has to happen.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Would you like a hug?

Here.

She says put that on your tummy.

She has everything she needs?

Yeah, but of all the days

I just really wish her mom was here.

Here, Peri.

You know what they say, though:

"God works in mysterious ways His wonders to perform."

You holdin' out on me?

Oh, come on.

Prison'll either turn you into a lifelong believer

or a lifelong non-believer.

Yeah. For me, it was the first.

Get the fuck outta here!

Story for another day.

Yeah, I'll say.

Hey, believer or not,

you're a gift to this family.

I don't know about that.

Just let me have this one, okay?

Thanks for comin'.

Thanks for askin'.

Dolores?

Way? Go outside.

What, why?

Just go, hurry! Go outside.

Gimme a minute.

I did it, baby!

I watched the sun set on Sunset Boulevard,

and I stayed up all night, like we said.

How much you been drinkin'?

Shh, just look at the sky.

Can you see the sun where you are?

Yeah, I see it.

We're watching the sunrise together.

You ready to come home now?

I don't know.

I have to see if I'm gonna get this gig or not.

What gig?

What gig, Dolores?

Workin' at this dive bar,

takin' over this girl's maternity leave.

I mean, I don't wanna jinx it, but it's my dream job, Way.

Workin' at a fuckin' bar?

It's not just any bar.

And... the tips

We are gonna take the kids to Disneyland!

Yeah, you take 'em.

I ain't goin' no fuckin' where.

I loved you so much when we were younger.

I loved you because you wanted to get out

just as much as I did.

And then you just went. I mean, you went away,

and you kinda did it without me.

I did what?

What did I go and do, Dolores?

And now you're back, all of a sudden,

and I just feel like I'm, like, 18 again...

Yeah, don't kid yourself, darlin'.

Yeah, you're right, I shouldn't kid myself.

But don't kid yourself either because I'm a package deal now.

You know that? Me, and Denim, and Peri, and Dodger.

We are a fuckin' package deal.

Then what the fuck you doin' in LA?

I'm makin' good, baby.

You just wait and see, I'm makin' good.

Will you give 'em a kiss for me?

Alright.

- Bye. - Bye.

What are you doin' up?

Jumping on my trampoline!

You want some breakfast?

Yeah!

Hey.

Got those bank statements I asked for?

No, sir.

I need to ask a favor from you.

I already let you move in with your girlfriend.

That was your one.

I need a pass to leave the state.

What, you and the Prez got some business

over down by the border?

No. I'm takin' the kids to LA.

LA, huh? What's in LA?

Their mom.

She's been workin' down there.

Sh... She's makin' good money, actually, but, uh

We miss her.

You know how many people come in here

with some sob story?

Their grandmother in Wyoming lost her false teeth,

or their fucking dog needs a vacation.

And when they go missing, my ass is on the line.

You have a hard job.

Don't...

No, I'm not. I'm not bein' funny.

There's a lot of us out there,

lost and can't find their way back.

I wouldn't wanna deal with that either.

Fill out that form. I need the when, where, why.

Be specific, no bullshit.

It'll take about a couple of weeks

before it's approved.

Yes, sir.

Wayland, how old is this thing anyway?

I dunno, older than me.

I'm amazed it still runs.

You know what?

I'm proud of her.

Why?

She didn't just sit around and hate on her life.

She made a play.

You mean she ran away.

Shouldn't we tell her we're coming

in case she throws, like, a crazy fit?

No, we gotta surprise her, like Dad said.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you Dad, Wayland.

That's alright.

You can call me that if you want.

You ever been to the ocean, Peri?

Me? Nah, not me.

I've been once, but I was too chicken to swim.

I'm thinkin' we take a detour.

To the ocean?

Yeah, get our feet wet.

Wow!

Oh, my God!

Pacific Ocean, everybody.

It's humongous!

Ooh! Ooh!

Hey, Dodger Stadium, that's me!

It's kinda dirty.

Denim, look, the statue's waving at us!

Hi! Hi!

Jesus.

Alright, this is us!

Hey, Wayland! Come on, what you waitin' on?

Y'all go in without me.

Wait, you want us to go in there by ourselves?

Yeah.

I did my job. I got you here.

It's between you and your mom now.

No, you and her are a thing too.

Were.

We were a thing.

That was a long time ago. I don't

I don't even know what we are anymore.

No! You don't get to bail whenever you feel like it.

It's not how it works when you have kids.

Yeah, unless you're Lola.

You let Denim call you Dad, for fuck's sake.

Yeah

But we don't share the same blood.

'Specially me, right?

Look, without blood,

we don't have any rights to each other.

And no matter what I do, that's not gonna change,

you know, so

Yeah, Denim can call me Dad all he wants,

but what happens when he changes his mind?

I'm not gonna.

Or I do?

There's your fuckin' blood, Wayland!

Dodger, what'd you just do?

Come here, come here. Shh.

Hey!

I'm so sorry.

Hello, I'm Coral. I'll be your hostess.

Wow!

Wait

I know you. You're Denim.

Nice to meet ya.

And Periwinkle, you are more prettier than the flower.

Dodger, you and LA are positively meant to be together.

And Wayland, of course. Always Wayland

She didn't say you'd be here.

It's a surprise.

Who was it that said,

"There is no surprise more wonderful

than the surprise of being loved?"

Now, what can I get you?

Three soda waters and a cup of ice.

Comin' up. And Denim

Keep rockin' those dresses.

I will, I promise!

Hey, Coral?

Where's Dolores?

She'll be up in a minute, sugar.

Ladies and gentlemen, the mermaid Aquarius!

Please place your tips inside the mermaid tip jar.

- Got your drinks. - Thanks.

Just the ice, thank you.

Here you go. Here, honey.

Up next, our newest mermaid.

She's gotten tired of living on land,

so she swapped her legs out for a tail.

Let's hear it forLorelei!

That's Lola.

She's beautiful

Lola! Lola! Mom!

Where'd she go?

It's okay, she just went up to get some air.

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