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("Jae-suk is watching you".)

- I mean on your birthday... - Yes.

- Did you cut your hair? - Yes.

- How have you been doing? - Great.

- If you're going to spend it alone. - You spent 100,000 dollars?

- No, not me. If they are going to spend it, they should spend it on us. - Ho-dong.

What's that?

What do you think about that?

- About what? - What are you talking about?

Our Ask Us High School.

Those who transfer to our school,

they always announce their marriage, the next day.

- True. - Rain did that too.

- Im Chang-jung too. - Jo Woo-jong did it too.

It started with Chang-jung.

Marry me.

What? Wait a second.

Is that something you should say to him?

I'm fine now, though.

What do you mean?

You'll be surprised. What were you saying?

- That means he is seeing someone now. - Like a star.

For Rain,

in just three days after our program was aired,

he announced his marriage.

Did you write the lyrics while thinking about your girlfriend?

Do you have a girlfriend?

- Congratulations. - Congratulations.

(Rain and Kim Tae-hee gets married after 5 years of dating)

- Jo Woo-jong too. - I guess people's minds change when they come to our school.

I think there's some misunderstanding, though.

Woo-jong thought he will be on the top of real-time search,

but Sung-gyu made it to the top instead, so he had to announce his marriage.

No, you should start dreaming again from today,

to become the second Jang Sung-gyu.

(Jo Woo-jong officially announced that he'll marry in March.)

- I guess this place has good energy for marriage. - Yes.

The energy we have may not work for those who want to get married again.

The energy we have may not work for those who want to get married again.

We should use this place as a wedding hall.

I mean,

- everyone announces their marriage. - If you were not as strong,

I'd never let you get away with that remark.

- Ho-dong. - He's saying without thinking because he's strong.

I wonder if there's really a such thing as energy for marriage and remarriage.

- What's that? Is it "Bongsunga School"? - Exactly.

Here it is. One of Jang-hoon's fans...

asked him a very cute question.

The category is marriage and relationships.

- The person who sent this is 18 years old. - She is?

Is this about a comment on the website?

"I wish to marry Seo Jang-hoon."

- Really? - She's only 18.

Apparently, she likes a wealthy guy.

"Hello, I was attracted by Seo Jang-hoon's funny comments."

"I don't care about age. Could you tell me how I can marry him?"

- Marry Jang-hoon? - Yes.

What do you say? Can you tell her how she can marry you?

- She is 18 years old? - She is?

- Yes, she is. - That means you guys have 26 years of age gap.

- She is 18? - If she is 18 years old,

you should meet up with her mother first.

With her mother and I,

- I'm sure we are about the same age. - Yes, the same or younger.

By the time their child goes to kindergarten, he'll be 60 years old.

If she becomes 20 years old, will you marry her?

But the thing is, it's not a she. It's a he, and he loves you very much.

But the thing is, it's not a she. It's a he, and he loves you very much.

Then, you guys should marry.

I didn't know there was a twist in this.

- What are you going to do? - Then you should marry him.

- You should support his love. - He's courageous.

- He is very courageous. - Look.

- He is so into it. - He is so brave.

We should meet up with him.

Well, I'm very thankful to the 18-year-old for liking me,

but I can't marry you.

- I can't do that. - But you like Hee-chul and likes to hug him.

- Right. - When you're drunk, you try to kiss me all the time.

That's because we are close.

We did it together, I didn't do it alone.

What are you saying?

- I didn't do it alone. - Jang-hoon.

- Did I? - He's right.

But why do you kiss him when you're drunk?

- That makes me wonder too. - We did it together.

- That's even more weird. - They did?

I mean we were both drunk and were trying to hug each other.

And then we just bumped into each other's heads.

- That doesn't make sense. - Jang-hoon, marry me.

I'll come back after I graduate high school.

I love you.

I'm sure this is what will happen.

(It's a love story of an innocent boy.)

- Are you acting as the 18-year-old? - Yes, I am.

- I'm sure he'll say this to you. - Yes, with his backpack on.

- This is... - Weird, isn't it?

- The vibe today is different. - Why is it a bit dim here?

- The studio is rather dark. - The lights are dim.

- The studio is rather dark. - The lights are dim.

(Lee Joon, the exemplary actor)

(Seo-hyun, the youngest of Girls' Generation)

You're right.

The studio is rather dark.

(Lee Joon, the exemplary actor)

(Seo-hyun, the youngest of Girls' Generation)

Hello.

Hello, my name is... Oh my.

- I'm from An Actor Once Again High School. - I can't hear you.

I'm from An Actor Once Again High School.

- He's nervous. - I'm Lee Joon.

Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.

(They're trying to cut short his introduction.)

That's it?

Hello.

(Giving a warm welcome)

I'm from the Greatest Universe of Girls' Generation High School. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Why aren't you welcoming her?

- Aren't you from the same company? - What's the use of welcoming her?

I'm...Be quiet.

- These days... - You know Irene, right?

- Be quiet. - She and Irene are really boring.

- You can't hit me with that. - I told you to be quiet.

- They are the most boring people in our company. - Really?

It's because she is among older members, so she didn't have the chance to talk.

- That's right. - She and Irene are of the same age. Their names are the same.

- Don't come to me. - You'll have to pay for what you said.

- I warn you. - I'm the one who wants to say that.

- What were you saying? - I'm single now.

I heard that there are many singles here.

Nice to meet you, especially to Jang-hoon.

- Here... - Nice to meet you too. I'm your fan.

there are also people who became a solo.

Seo-hyun and I have something in common.

- What's that? - Her last name is Seo.

- Really? - That's right.

What family of Seo are you?

I'm from Dalseong Seo.

- Are you from the same family? - Yes.

- You're the same family? - Yes.

Anyways, are you ready to have fun today?

- No. - Don't say, "No".

- Whoo! - What's wrong with her?

What is that for all of a sudden?

- She's so cute. - Music, please.

- What is it all of a sudden? - What's this?

- What is it all of a sudden? - What's this?

("Don't Say No" by Seo-hyun)

(She has made a come back with a solo album.)

All of a sudden?

She's really good.

- She's dancing all of a sudden. - She's cute.

(Even though she danced all of a sudden, she dances really well.)

She must be tired, but she does her best.

I'm done.

(Bravo)

It's not easy to do this alone, but you did it so well.

- What is it? - You pretend nothing's happening, but your face is becoming red.

- No, it's not. - The music class is in the third period, why did you dance?

I just wanted to show a bit more about myself.

Then what about you, Joon?

- Me? - Yes.

- You should show your acting skill. - What should I show you?

- He has nice body. - I have a question about you. I heard this rumor.

I heard that Joon think he's a real celebrity and has become really arrogant.

So he refused to be on this kind of show programs.

That's not true.

He said that he won't be on a program unless it's a drama.

- I said that? - He was living in his own world.

I heard about that too.

- What? - We don't see you as an actor.

You're just another version of handsome Kim Jong-min.

(You're just a handsome Kim Jong-min.)

Kim Jong-min.

(This program hasn't really started yet...)

You're Kim Jong-min but a bit handsome. That's all.

Kyung-hoon, did you hear this rumor?

- He didn't. - If he heard it, that means the rumor is real.

- I've never heard about that. - He has no interest about what happens around him.

I don't think I've ever seen a movie that Joon was in.

(He's hurt by Kyung-hoon's second attack.)

- How would he know? - Weren't you on "Rough Play" with So Ji-sub?

- That's "Rough Cut". - That's "Rough Cut".

- That's "Rough Cut". - They have similar titles.

- It's all right. - Right. It was "Rough Cut".

- It's a different movie. - I don't think he's become arrogant, though.

The way he talks hasn't changed.

- Right. - Those who think of themselves as a real celebrity,

- they make their voice deep. - I don't do that.

- Your voice is too high pitched. - That's not true.

- It's just he's not doing it. - He can't be haughty,

because from the inside, he's Kim Jong-min, but he's handsome.

That's why he can't be arrogant.

Why are you saying bad things about Jong-min? Is it because he won the grand prize?

What are you saying?

No, this is a compliment for Jong-min.

You won many awards before, isn't it enough?

Are you saying that I'm jealous of him?

- You should stop. - You should let others win awards too.

- You got so many awards already. - You are being too greedy.

I didn't see this coming.

I don't think you fit in into the "arrogant" category,

but obviously, you two fit in very nicely.

Are you two...

Seo-hyun,

- are you single? - Yes, I am.

I don't think she has ever dated a guy. Not even once.

- Really? - That's not true.

- Really? - You were in a relationship before?

Have you ever loved a guy?

Did you cry when you broke up too?

- Seo-hyun. - You did?

I did.

- You really experienced love and breaking up? - Yes.

- Did you cry when you broke up? - Of course.

Is he still working now?

- What work? - He means as a celebrity.

- Did he retire? - Yes, he did.

- Really? - Really?

- What a second. - Wait.

- What did you just say? - He retired?

- He quit? - Let's see who has retired.

- Let's see. - That means...

Is it a temporary thing or for good?

I can think of the group singers, such as Noise and Sobangcha in the 1990s.

- There are more. - Oh my.

I wonder who he is.

- He retired? - Solid?

Lee Joon of Solid?

Then have you been in one relationship?

Stop asking any more questions.

Stop asking any more questions.

(Feeling awkward)

I told you, didn't I? She's the most boring person in our company.

- With Irene? - She is on the top list with Irene.

- Who is more boring, Irene or her? - Come on.

They are the most boring girls, but they are pretty.

- Irene too? - That's why our boss doesn’t want to let them be on a show.

Their names are the same.

Even the way she hits me isn't funny at all.

What's wrong with you?

Who is more boring?

I talked about you a lot, didn't I?

(Her anger has brought laughs.)

She hit him out of annoyance.

You went too far and you know it, right?

- Why does she have to be funny? - He's right.

- That's right. - She doesn't have to...

Your story about the sweet potatoes was funny.

You know about love, so could I ask you a question?

What does an 18-year-old boy have to do get married to Jang-hoon?

- An 18-year-old boy? - Yes.

It's him right here.

"I'm an 18-year-old boy who wants to get married to Jang-hoon".

- That's a problem. - Wow.

I think Joon could give him some advice.

Joon could do this. Joon?

- Joon could give him some advice. - I can understand him.

- I was like him. - He can relate to this?

Until I was in middle school,

- I wanted to get married to Moon Hee-jun. - Really?

He really wanted to.

He was serious about it.

- He did. - He was sincere about it.

- Were you sincere about it? - I got over that feeling.

- I was sincere because he was cool and I wanted to become like him. - Okay.

In the restroom earlier, I heard him talking badly about Crayon Pop.

- Did he? - He really...

swore badly at Crayon Pop.

That's why you don't wear a helmet when you drive.

You could get caught. Be careful.

Did you bring your applications?

- Joon? - What is it?

That's great. We don't accept everyone's application.

- You guys don't? - We rejected applications from Kang Dong-won...

Hyun Bin and Lee Jeong-jae.

- There were Park Bo-gum and Kim Soo-hyun. - That's right.

We rejected them immediately.

- We rejected them immediately. Bo-gum couldn't open the door. - That's right.

Be brave and send in your applications again.

- If you feel you're mistreated, you can apply again. We'll treat you better. - Yes.

Jang-hoon is getting better at doing ad-libs.

(He's better at ad-libs.)

- He's right. - These days I have been feeling that...

I'm doing a lot of things that I normally wouldn't do.

- Let's take a look at your applications. - Okay.

- Oh, he wrote his real name. - Okay.

- "Lee Chang-seon". - Really?

- I didn't know that. - Your name is Chang-seon?

I feel embarrassed about my real name.

It sounds like a friendly name.

What does your name mean?

- It means to prosper and be kind to others. - You have a good name.

Prosper and be kind to others.

- Your name fits you. - It's a good name.

- It's a grand name. - It's a good name.

- Chang-seon. - Next stop is Chang-seon Station.

Oh no.

He's not funny, right?

- He's not funny at all. - He's not funny at times.

Do you want to see who's less funny?

His skill is unique.

"It's all about the lotus position".

- Lotus position? - Lotus position?

- Lotus position. - Lotus position.

- Is it sitting cross legged? - Yes.

When I was learning ballet, I had to do that a lot.

- There were many different positions. - Okay.

- You cross your legs, - Do the lotus position.

- and move your leg back straight. - Okay.

- I can do that. - You can do that?

- You could do it? - You see it in movies...

- It's very hard to do. - That's right.

- in old movies. - I can do it.

This is the lotus position.

- Okay. - That's amazing.

- This is the lotus position. - Okay.

In this position, I normally do this.

- Wow. - What did you just do?

- Wow. What did you just do?

- What is that? - What is it?

Isn't that art?

- Could you roll backwards? - I can do this.

(Of course)

- He's amazing. - Roll forward?

I can roll forward like this.

Oh my.

What else can you do?

I made the running lotus position.

You stand up like this,

- Wow. - and run using your hands.

(Run in the lotus position!)

- Wow. - That's what it is.

- You try it. - Seo-hyun, can you do it?

- I can do it. - Take off your shoes.

Young-chul can do it. He can do anything.

(He can do everything but he isn't funny.)

- Lift yourself up. - That's right.

- He can do it. - Get in position. Ready.

- Lift up your arms. - Ready.

- You do it too. - Do I have to take off my shoes?

- Ready. - He can't do it.

- Okay. - Kyung-hoon, I'll do it.

- You have to float. - I can't do that.

- Kyung-hoon, go over there if you want to race. - Okay.

- All right. - Okay.

- Kyung-hoon. - We're telling him not to do it, but he wants to.

He got yelled at.

He always wants to do everything I do.

We're telling him not to do it, but he wants to.

- You have to touch Sang-min first. - Okay.

- You just have to move forward. - This is a way to do it.

The winner will get a Bluetooth speaker as the prize.

You can take one of these.

- It's a Bluetooth. - Is it?

- Yes. - It belongs to the TV station.

- I'll take it. - I'll secretly take it for you.

- All right. - Okay.

Ready.

(Could Joon become the prince of running lotus position?)

Go! Go!

All right.

All right.

I'm first.

He was really amazing.

Kyung-hoon is still at the starting line?

Why didn't you tell me you could go like this?

Why didn't you tell us?

Young-chul, your bottom is sexy.

- Is it? - No way.

- Really? - That was funny.

- That was really funny. - That was funny.

He's not an arrogant actor.

- I admit it. - That's right.

- You are fit for variety shows. - No.

- I have to admit his skill in lotus position was awesome. - Joon, you were great.

That was amazing.

That was Joon's application.

Let's look at Seo-hyun's application next. She's from Girls' Generation High School.

"My nickname is Kim Seo-hyun". That's your nickname?

- The senior members call me Kim Seo-hyun. - Kim Seo-hyun.

Even her nickname is so...

What's wrong with it?

- I said nothing. - You're making me really angry.

She is really angry.

You're making me angry.

- She's cute. - Her last name is Seo.

- If Hee-chul teases you, you just have to really cry. - Okay.

- Okay. - It's about time he ends his career.

Let's get even with him.

- Seo-hyun is very kind. - That's why you should be nice to her.

She text me before the show.

I'm doing this to help her.

Your text made me angry.

(She was angry with his text.)

- So you're trying to help her? - She's kind and speaks formally to everyone,

- including the senior members. - I see.

So why are you speaking informally to us?

- I'm thinking that I'm acting right now. - Okay.

She's probably very nervous now.

You told us before that you have a principle you live by.

You try to live properly.

Have you never sworn at anyone?

- Of course I have. - You have?

- How can you not swear? - Who was it?

- You want to swear at Hee-chul so badly? - I do.

- Go ahead. I want to hear you. - Do it.

- Have you spit on the ground? - I haven't done it.

- Really? - No, I haven't.

What did you do out of the norm?

(What did she do out of the norm?)

On Halloween in Itaewon,

(On Halloween in Itaewon)

I wore a costume and walked around with my friends.

- That's it? - Oh my.

- You didn't hit anyone, but just wore a costume. - Why would I?

I walked around.

You don't have a habit of stealing?

(A habit of stealing?)

(She's speechless.)

I don't have a habit like that.

- She went alone to the bank. - She didn't get caught.

- She robbed a bank in Itaewon. - I didn't do that.

If she has a habit like that, it'd be really funny.

She lives a proper life.

Joon, see if your wallet is in your pocket.

- She bumped into him a few times. - She's not stealing for money.

- She gets excited when she does it? - That's right.

She's an outlaw.

She's going to rob Jang-hoon's house pretty soon.

Help her come up with a plan.

"I don't want to be seatmates with Young-chul".

- Why? - "I feel overwhelmed by his teeth".

"I feel overwhelmed by his teeth and eyes".

Why? Don't feel that way about me.

These are her reasons.

She's the first guest to state her reasons clearly.

She had a detailed explanation.

She didn't do it to be funny.

- It was a detailed explanation. - I'll show my teeth if I talk too much.

- There are eight guys, including Joon. - Okay.

Pick four guys you like and four guys you dislike.

- You have to think based on this assumption. - Sang-min.

- We all... - It's meaningless.

have the same amount of money...

and our marital status is more or less the same..

- and have the same reasons for breakups. - I think I can win this.

The only difference we have is our appearances and personalities.

We're all men to you.

- We're all you've got. - You're all I've got.

Don't say no.

(Suddenly he becomes polite.)

(Out of the eight guys, who is Seo-hyun's ideal type?)

Jang-hoon. Jang-hoon.

Oh, my back.

(He hurts his back)

(Because he's extremely happy.)

He got up too fast.

- He was extremely happy. - I got up too fast.

- You're unbelievable. - Jang-hoon.

Jang-hoon, when did you start doing such a good ad-libs?

My back has been hurting these past few days.

- I want to hear her reason. - She knows who's the best guy.

- Seo-hyun, you're amazing. - Why?

- He's tall. - Okay.

- I feel like I can depend on him. - He's not like that.

- Isn't Ho-dong dependable? - That's right.

- Jang-hoon is taller than him. - Okay.

Ho-dong is over 180cm.

- Why is there a reason to like someone? - That's right.

I really like Seo-hyun.

South Korean pop stars have to be...

- like her. - I've a bad feeling.

They have the same last names.

- That has nothing to do with this. - That's right.

"I don't have any flaws." That's what she wrote.

- We'll try to find out your flaw today. - Okay.

- We'll do it. - I think claiming you have no flaws is your flaw.

I wrote it to be funny. Of course I have many flaws.

Are variety shows a joke to you?

Are variety shows a joke to you?

(You girl! He's a hot-tempered tiger.)

Ho-dong.

I praise you.

- You must be sincere on variety shows. - That's right.

- Okay. - You must do your best.

You saw how Joon did his best earlier, right?

I did my best too.

- It says that she can dance the sword dance. - Sword dance.

It's a dance using swords, right?

- Did you bring the swords? - I've never heard about that dance.

- She brought them? - Do you have them in your bag?

These are the swords.

Those are like the props in "A Chinese Ghost Story".

There are a lot of those in my mother's house.

Really?

- Su-geun. - He advertises about his mother every week.

- That's what I wanted to say. - Give me the address, I want to visit her.

Hanbok fits her well.

- Thank you. - Her face fits for the hanbok.

I guess you often heard you represent the Asian beauty.

She's known to have the best body shape among the Girls' Generation members.

- Thank you. - Seo-hyun.

- Can I ask you one question? - It's so hard to help her.

- Scary. - I was praising you, what's wrong?

- I was praising you. - I should use this from now on.

- You should come to the center and dance. - Okay.

All right.

(It's time for Seo-hyun's sword dance.)

(Her dance is graceful and disciplined at the same time.)

She's good at so many things.

(Making light steps)

(She's become one with the swords.)

I'm done.

- Thank you. - Seo-hyun danced a lot as Girls' Generation.

Joon, what do you think?

- I think she's really good at it. - Thank you.

- Joon, you should try it too. - Right.

- Joon, you should try it too. - Right.

Me?

- I think he can do it. - When he's on a program,

- he rarely refuses. - Right.

He just does it.

- I think Joon will dance better. - No way.

- I've never tried this before. - I think you'll do great.

Look how he makes the moves.

It's 2474 A.D.

There is no more human left on Earth.

In order to save humanity, a hero has come.

His name is Lee Joon.

Coming soon, supported by CJ Entertainment.

(He's doing his best.)

(It's a turn that will be recorded in history.)

(Excited)

- Lee Joon! - He's the best hero.

He moves his wrist.

(Huff huff)

This year's movie in the summer,

will be Lee Joon's comeback specials.

- Coming soon! - Soon!

(Arrogant Assassin, will be aired February 18.)

- Just now... - He's so cool.

- Coming soon. - when he was dancing,

it was so cool when he made a turning jump.

- But the last dance was a bit like a shaman. - Yes, a bit.

Who said that he's an arrogant actor?

- The one you turn sideways is really cool. - He's an entertainer.

- How many times did you spin? - No.

That's not it.

If we end it right here, this isn't Ask Us High School.

That was the actor version.

Next will be the entertainer version.

It'd be something funny.

You should do it with the Yong-gu version.

- We should do the Kyung-hoon version. - No way.

I can't do that.

- You just have to do it. - Kyung-hoon.

We won't ask you to do it if you were good at it.

- The important thing is... - If you're good, we won't even ask you to do it.

that we shouldn't have high expectations.

If we do, then it won't be fun.

- We can't? - Yes, then it won't be funny.

- It won't be funny. - Do you need help?

No, it's all right.

(Sword dance with Ssamja version.)

Action.

The greatest shaman will come to the movie theater this summer.

He's the greatest shaman.

(Ta-da)

He can tell the fortunes of all ages.

Coming soon, supported by CJ Entertainment, aired at Lotte Cinema.

The movie that attracted 6 million people. Sometimes ordinary and sometimes crazy.

- You did really well. - It's a difficult dance.

(I praise you.)

- He's so cute. - You did really well, Kyung-hoon.

- Who else would do it like you? - Right.

- No one can do this except you. - Yes, that's right.

- You're so cute. - Oh my goodness.

Okay. Seo-hyun and Joon, welcome to Ask Us High School.

(Welcome to Ask Us High School.)

- Let's have fun. - All right.

Move move move.

- I'll ask you a question about me. - All right.

I have done about 100 musicals.

- You did that much? - Yes.

So now I feel that I'm confident in doing this.

What do you think this is?

- The answer is that you use your voice a lot, right? - True.

So you're now confident in this.

During the performing period, you don't smoke.

- You do that. - But she might smoke when she turns around.

Wait, stop.

Wait, stop.

- You shouldn't use the sword. - Oh my.

You shouldn’t use the sword.

- I knew I needed this. - How many swords do you have in here?

How many swords does she have in there?

- What is this? - Is it full of metals?

I took a peek. It's filled with weapons.

There are various weapons in there.

Haven't you ever thought of smoking...

out of curiosity? At least once or twice?

Since I was a child, I hated the smell of smoke

My father used to smoke when I was a child.

I once ate all the cigarettes because I hated them so much.

I just put them all in my mouth.

After that, my father quit smoking.

So he doesn't smoke anymore.

- I hate it that much. - Wow.

It was when I was four years old.

- I would also quit if I was your dad. - Did you swallow them?

I just put them in my mouth so my father wouldn't smoke them.

- So he never smoked after that? - No. Never.

(She made her father quit smoking.)

Let's say you have a role in a movie...

and the character smokes.

- What would you do? - Then...

I'll smoke the e-cigarette instead.

- The e-cigarette? - The e-cigarette?

- Aren't they the same things? - The director will say no.

If you're going to use that, you have to recharge it...

and refill it too, so it's not that great.

You take out the e-cigarette and refill the liquid.

(He acts it out right away.)

(Smoking is harmful for your health.)

(You can call 1544-9030 to the help center.)

But I think I can do it.

- Yes. - It's all right if it's acting.

- It's just acting. - Yes, it's acting.

Don't you have a lot of these when you're on a musical?

- Like physical contact. - Right.

And like the kissing scene?

(Sighing)

Don't they have kissing scene in the musical?

I hope you stop mentioning those things you desire to do.

There aren't many things I can think of when it comes to musical.

Please edit the part where he answered the question.

He's too big, so it'll take a week for the staff to edit his part.

- You mean the part where he's hit? - No, he actually got it right.

- What? - Seriously?

- Are you serious? - He always gets it right.

- Are you serious? - He got it right too soon.

- This is the answer? - He's annoying.

So you're now confident about the kissing scene?

- You're annoying. - You must all think...

that someone tells me the answer in advance.

It's not true at all.

(Not true.)

I mean really, does somebody tell you the answer?

How did he know the answer?

Usually there are about three plays per week.

- Then do you really do it three times a week? - We do it more than that.

We do it more than that.

There were about 4 to 5 kissing scenes for "Gone With the Wind".

For "Mamma Mia!", there were also about 5 to 6 scenes in one play.

- Who is the male character? - They were different each time.

When do they audition for the male protagonist?

At this moment

This is mamma

(Applicant number three, 35 years old.)

Mamma Mia

Meow

(They are in fierce competition.)

- Is that "Cats the Musical"? - Yes.

I'm telling you.

It's not by chance that I get the answers right.

I can get it right because I have special affection for our guests.

- Say that with your hand on your chest. - It's as simple as that.

For your first kiss,

did you kiss as an actress or as a woman in love?

Why do you ask this kind of question?

Why do you ask this kind of question?

- Why? - You can just answer it.

Then what kind of question should I ask you?

(Then what kind of question should I ask you?)

Isn't that a question a friend can ask?

- Ho-dong was never this upset with a female guest. - I can ask you that, can't I?

- Aren't we friends? - He's upset.

You should know how to keep secrets between friends.

- It's a secret? - It's going to stay between us.

- We'll be the only ones to know. - We all know that it's not.

- We'll keep your secrets, don't worry. - No.

The viewers will not spread the rumor.

But if it's a secret, then we already know the answer.

- The answer is obvious. She did it when she was on a relationship. - Right.

- It was when she was seeing someone. - Right.

- When was your first kiss? - When I was in 11th grade.

Everyone did it so fast.

When was Mr. Gangwon's first kiss?

It was that time when I went to the private movie theater.

(This story sounds familiar.)

I had my first kiss really late.

- You did it when you were 21 years old? - Yes.

You did it with the girl you mentioned last week?

I had my first kiss really late.

Unbelievable.

- I'm actually a shy person. - She must be thrilled to watch this.

She would be watching this program while hanging out with her friends.

She would say, "That's me".

"That's me. I'm the one Hee-chul's first kissed."

Jang-hoon, when did you have your first kiss?

I did it when I was in high school.

How do you kiss a girl?

- Did you hear that? - Su-geun seems to be really curious.

Just think that I'm your girl.

Stand up. Come on.

Sit down.

- Why do I have to sit down? - Why do you have to stand up to kiss?

Just stand up.

I can do it even when I'm standing up.

(This looks so grim.)

He has to lower his head to kiss.

- Right. - I'm not a giraffe.

(I'm not a giraffe.)

You should ask that kind of question if I was as tall as a giraffe.

It was a stupid question.

When we look at you, you look like a giraffe to us.

You should be confident about yourself, Giraffe Seo.

Thanks. I appreciate it.

(He's a baby giraffe in need of love.)

That means you're no longer nervous when doing a kissing scene.

Yes, I've done it too many times.

- So I'm not nervous anymore. - You're the expert for that.

- How do you look pretty when doing it? - She is the expert.

Do you kiss for real?

We don't do a deep kiss. Our lips are slightly touched.

Do your lips really touch?

Yes, we do.

Sometimes we don't,

but there is the angle that we need to do it.

(It depends on the angle.)

Joon, what's your know-how for love scenes?

I don't really know about that. I just do it for real.

I just do it for real.

- What? - Is he serious?

Could you explain it in more detail? - No.

- Could you explain it in more detail? - No.

I said it in the wrong way.

I said it in the wrong way.

(Embarrassed)

- You're saying that you think it's real and act, right? - That's real acting.

- Me too... - Then which one is acting?

I thought you were asking about the kissing scene.

For the kissing scene, we don't really care about the angle.

If we kiss, then it's over.

Listening to this makes me blush.

For the "Rough Play",

we can't do it for real.

(Why is he trying so hard to explain this?)

- I'll have to use the special terms...- Why are you talking to yourself?

- We are talking about kissing. - You were?

What are you guys talking about?

We were talking about kissing.

- We were just talking about kissing. - Is that right?

I guess I overreacted.

All right, please give us the next question.

- Next question. - I don't know if this part will be aired.

When I was about six years old,

I once met Ho-dong.

He said something to me. What do you think he said?

Do you have food in your pocket?

(Do you have food in your pocket?)

- He was going to take food from her? - The answer is...

But what were you doing 20 years ago, Ho-dong?

- It was when he was doing "Sonagi". - I was on a TV show.

- It was when he did "Kung Kung Ta". - I was on a comedy show.

- Right. - Did you like the comment or not?

I thought, "Really?"

- Really? - The answer is...

Ho-dong told you to ask your mother for 3,000 dollars.

He said that he will train you to become a singer.

He said that you should become a celebrity.

- When she was young? - You're close.

(You're close.)

"When you grow up, I think you'll become a Miss Korea."

He said, "Let's meet up again".

- He said, "Let's meet up". - What?

- Meet up later? - He said, "Let's meet up in a TV program some day".

You're close.

You're very pretty. Let's meet up at a TV station after you grow up.

- You're right. - I thought so.

Ho-dong got it right.

I was right.

I guess you were also pretty at that time.

Ho-dong doesn't say that very often.

- No, he doesn't. - Do you remember that I said this, or did your mother tell you?

I remember this.

- I also got your autograph. - Really?

- Do you still have my autograph? - No.

- She threw it away. - She must have thrown it away when moving.

I also heard something similar from Ho-dong.

- You did? - Yes.

- What is it? When you were little? - No, when he first saw me.

Ho-dong said something to you?

Yes, he suddenly came to me...

and then looked into my eyes.

- "Do you want to die?" - "You're not destined to be a singer?"

- "Do you want to die?" - Did you hear about me?

- "Don't appear in front of me ever again." - He looked into my eyes...

and said, "There is a tiger inside your eyes".

- Really? - I think I've heard that phrase somewhere.

He said that he saw this in Rain's eyes.

Then he said that I have a tiger too.

Are you Choi Min-soo?

How can a tiger be in the eyes of a person?

I met Choi Min-soo, and it was the first time we met.

He said that, "I can see a dragon in your eyes".

- I'm not kidding. - I can't even see his eyes, how did he see a dragon in there?

I'm not joking. I'm not lying.

They are the soldiers of the dragon.

He is the son of the dragon.

- We are the soldiers of the dragon. - Be quiet.

You do look like a dragon.

- What? - Yes, his face looks like one.

- No. - You look like a dragon.

I can see a dragon in your eyes, and a giraffe in your body.

- What's in his body? - A giraffe.

- True. - I said that because...

he dances well, but his facial expression was impressive.

I could feel his energy from his eyes.

It's something I see in one second.

Then can you tell us what's inside our eyes?

I can't see that even if I want to. It just comes to me.

- I can't think about it too long. - Then think about it quickly.

(What's inside Hee-chul's eyes?)

A girl.

(Oh my.)

You have a girl inside your eyes.

- Really? - Yes.

- A girl? - Yes.

When I look at Seo-hyun, I can see a pretty moose.

A moose?

- That's right. - Right.

You might think it's not pretty, but in reality,

- they are really pretty. - Yes, their eyes are pretty.

The moose is here for you.

(The moose is here for you.)

(Is he talking about mousse or what?)

(The 19-year experienced comedian ends his comment with a wit.)

- I didn't know people will laugh at this. - Next question.

- Listen carefully. - Okay.

Not long ago, I found a diary I wrote when I was in elementary school.

There were stain of tears on the paper. I actually cried.

Why do you think I cried?

The boy you liked refused you.

You're wrong.

You didn't want to become a middle school student.

Your homeroom teacher was transferred to a different school.

- It's because of a man. - A man?

It's something to do with her father, then.

The boy you liked transferred to another school.

- You're wrong. - You couldn't go to the same school with your best friend.

He's not a person who is alive.

What?

- You were reading a biography and you cried. - You're wrong.

There was this actor from a drama you really liked, and he died.

- Park Sang-min from "A Sunny Place of the Young" died. - You're close.

- So Kim Soo-mi... - You're onto it, but who is the actor?

We have to guess the name too?

You should say I got it right.

- Choi Min-soo died in the "Sandglass". - That's 14 years ago, right?

- What year was it? - I don't remember exactly.

- In 2003? - In 2000?

You're the only one who knows the answer.

If it was in June 2000, "Heo Jun" was aired.

At the same time, "Look Back in Anger" was aired on KBS.

- In the year 2000? - Choi Soo-jong?

- Isn't it "A Sunny Place of the Young"? - "Millennium Bug"?

Is it when Adam died?

- You're wrong. - Wait, who said it?

- The cyborg singer? - Yes, it was in June, 2000.

From "Heo Jun", Lee Soon-jae,

the teacher of Heo Jun dies.

It was really sad. So Heo Jun was...

- crying like this. - That's why I just said about Lee Young-ae.

At the time Im Hyun-sik was shocked.

(Mimicking Im Hyun-sik)

- He did that? - Lee Soon-jae died in the drama.

- He died in the cave. - Right, he told Heo Jun to dissect him.

- Right. - Yes, he did.

Then he cried there.

(He's an expert at mimicking.)

Hee-chul watched everything.

He knows everything about dramas.

It's really close, but you're wrong.

Is it a person?

He is a person.

You cried when Heo Jun died.

(You cried when Heo Jun died.)

You're right.

(A ceremony from a TV lover.)

Why?

What did you write in the diary?

I wrote, "Today Heo Jun died", while crying.

- Really? - Yes, I really liked "Heo Jun".

I really liked it.

I loved "Wuroi-Mae From Outer Space".

It was directed by Kim Chung-gi.

- Esperman used to transform. - When he couldn't find her.

When he couldn't find the the girl.

For us, we watched, "3000 Leagues in Search Of Mother".

- Right. - You're right.

I was going to talk about that.

- The sea that is far far away - They couldn't meet.

Pass the mountain and the river

That is a very popular animation.

Is it an animation?

- Lonely Marco - He was...

searching for his mother but passed her without noticing.

I cried while watching the series.

- Mother - I miss mother

Please come back

This is the best part.

(They don't care if others don't know about this series.)

- The lonely path - Jang-hoon.

- Looking for mother - The endless path of 3000 leagues

I used to cry when I heard this song.

- It was really sad. - True.

Does anyone know about "A Sunny Place of the Young"? It was really sad.

Kim Soo-mi plays in the drama. Park Sang-min dies...

and so Kim Soo-mi asks Lee Jong-won,

"Why isn't he waking up?"

"Why is my child not waking up?"

- "My child." - You even remember the details.

"Why is my child like this?"

Why is my child like this?

Is he upset? Is that why he's acting like this?

"Why is he like this?"

"What's happening?" It was really sad.

He's Soo-chul.

- I watched the "Screening Humanity". - People cry a lot while watching that.

It was about a Korean woman who married a Spanish man.

They farm in Spain.

On the big plain, they live alone in a house.

The sun was setting.

In that big land, there was only one house.

(So I thought...)

It's not supposed to be sad, but tears ran down my cheeks.

(He has no idea why.)

I was thinking that they must be really bored living there alone.

I was crying alone,

and I thought to myself, "I must be insane."

It's because you are older now.

That's true, but the actors and actresses...

in the "Guardian: The Lonely and Great God" were so good.

I just turned on the TV...

and I saw the scene where the girl says, "I missed you".

I missed you.

(Ho-dong doesn't know the story, but her acting made him cry.)

I cried because of that.

- Really? - I don't even know the story, but I cried.

I was immersed by her acting.

Just by the fact that she missed him very much...

and that she was really sad.

Ho-dong.

I think you'll cry even more if you hear the song.

- Really? - Have you heard the song before?

- I don’t know. - It's on our program every time.

- The beautiful goblin world - Goblin world

- When you hit it with a bat, - When you hit it with a bat,

- I wonder what it will become - I wonder what it will become

- Gold, come out, come out - Gold, come out, come out

- Silver, come out, come out - Silver, come out, come out

Ailee sang that song.

The song ranked first.

I'm serious. The song from the drama ranks first.

- Ailee sang the song. - I was surprised, because we sang this song...

- when we were little. - She went to the market

(Their pains are all washed away by the goblin party.)

- I didn't watch the drama, tough. - Next question.

I filmed a historical drama last year.

When did I find it very hard?

- You put your hair up. I don't know what it's called. - Okay.

You put on a headdress.

That was also hard, but it wasn't that hard.

- It was summer. - I know.

There were many moths.

Very close.

- There were many bugs. - There were many mosquitoes.

Be more specific.

I know. You ate a moth.

You became Sha Wu-jing.

- Hit him. - Don't hit me.

(He's talented at impersonating many TV characters.)

- Since that day, you spit out moths when you talk. - You're wrong.

When you're in the car, you want to sit in the trunk.

No, you're wrong.

Oh my.

A bug went inside your clothes,

you became itchy,

but you couldn't see it and scratch yourself.

- You're almost there. - I know.

Moths kept going inside your clothes,

because it was summer.

- You're right. - How did he guess it right?

Am I going to get a kiss on the cheek?

Seo-hyun, you have seen a big moth?

- It was this size. - You could hear it flying near you.

- The moth was like a bird. - No way.

That's a big moth.

- Are you challenging me? - Not at all.

- No, I'm not. I saw one in the countryside. - It's a big one.

- I saw it. - I thought it was a drone...

- or a helicam. - The moth was the size of a bird.

- We filmed in mountains. - Our film...

- We filmed at night, - Okay.

- so we had lighting equipment. - Okay.

- They were circling around the lights. - Okay.

- They started falling down from them. - That's right.

- There were moths and flies. - I performed a fan dance when moths fell down on me.

They fell down on me.

I was itchy, so I looked down and saw a moth this size flying upwards.

I couldn't get the moth out of my dress because it had many layers.

- It was on your hanbok. - There were many of them.

- People actually eat moths. - They do?

- They eat big moths. - When I was in Gangwon Province,

I was sleeping and a moth flew into my mouth.

I'm not lying.

It's true.

You can just spit that out.,

I do throw up eventually.

Mosquitoes in Gangwon Province can go through military boots.

- I heard about that. - Okay.

The mosquitoes there speak with an accent.

Have you tasted blood type A?

Have you tasted blood type A?

- Have you tasted blood type A? - Have you?

Why are they all blood type B?

I have to drink much blood.

- Here's the last question. - Okay.

- I'm good at something. - Yes.

Whatever that is, you can't beat us.

- You can't win against us. - We haven't lost once.

Guessing self-help books.

- You're wrong. - Young-chul would be good at this.

- What am I good at? - Is it impersonating?

Imitating animal sounds.

- Wrong. - Impersonating.

- I made money doing this. - You did?

You made money doing it?

- Voice acting? - A foreign language?

- I know. Dubbing. - Bingo.

- She's good at it. - That's right.

I don't know if you know this.

I did the voice for a character in "Minions".

- Didn't Tae-yeon do it with you? - That's right.

Tae-yeon is also good at dubbing.

She's a mischievous tomboy.

- Okay. - I'll do her voice.

("Minions" Edith)

"While we're sleeping, make sure that bugs don't go inside our ears,"

"and lay eggs in there".

- You're good. - You're really good at it.

- Her face is red. - It's like a cartoon.

Seo-hyun, how do we know you actually did it?

You covered your face. Did you turn something on?

- That's right. - No way.

- You need to show your face. - That's right.

- Didn't you cover your face and push a button? - That's right.

Let me search your pockets.

I really did it.

- Don't cover your face. - That's right.

Oh goodness.

We won't look at you.

My face doesn't look nice when I do that.

We won't look at you and neither will the viewers.

Close your eyes for a few seconds, please.

All right.

- Don't look at me. - Okay.

Oh my.

(This program ignores its guest.)

(Peeking)

- Look somewhere else. - Okay.

Oh my goodness.

"While we're sleeping, make sure bugs don't go inside our ears and lay eggs there".

(They are impressed!)

- That was cute. - I can do it.

- I didn't know it, but it's different. - It wasn't her voice.

you sounded like a voice actress.

- This is Scully. - That's Scully.

"Mulder, help me".

- Wow. - "It's so hard".

(That was amazing!)

- It sounds the same. - Okay.

You said those words from your heart.

Don't cover your face this time.

- Why do you want me to? - No reason.

We won't look at you.

- Look somewhere else. - Okay.

- Don't look here. - She saw me.

"Mulder, help me".

"They're so annoying!"

"They're so annoying!"

(She spoke her true feelings!)

"They're so annoying!"

(She did her own ad-lib.)

That one line was filled with her true feelings.

It sure tells us how you feel.

That one line was filled with your true feelings.

- This is a character in "Minions". - Okay.

- I'll do him. - Okay.

"Banana".

- Wow. - Wow.

- This is interesting. - I'm curious.

Don't cover your face and do it.

Put this aside and do it. I'm really curious.

(She gives in this time too.)

- Su-geun, look straight ahead. - I'm looking at the flag.

(She gains confidence to do it again.)

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

He ignores her.

- Why? - She knows.

(She gives a harsh punishment.)

She caught him recording her.

Try harder to record it.

That's what you hate the most.

- Seo-hyun, start. - All right.

"Banana".

- Guys, I recorded it. - All right.

Did she cover her face?

It's all right. Do I press this?

He doesn't know how to record.

You didn't record it.

He didn't record it and started recording now.

He pressed the record button now.

(Hee-chul plays it.)

It's all right. Do I press this?

(This is what was recorded.)

He didn't record her at all.

Joon, can you impersonate anyone?

- I did voices for characters, too. - Okay.

- Joon, you did the voice for a character... - It was that animation.

- It was "Seoul Station". - It was fun.

- I watched it. - I think I watched it.

- It was fun. It was strange. - Which character did you do the voice?

(He wasn't the zombie but the main character!)

Show us your skill.

- All right. - What do I do?

(Flustered)

This is the last scene. Ready.

- Action. - Do I have to do this?

"Didn't I help you out or not before in the past?"

(Culture shock)

Hold on.

(He can't stay still.)

That was too much.

If it was this bad, we wouldn't have forced you.

- This is a line in the movie. - The swearing was too much.

I can't stand it anymore. I want to go home.

- What did I just do? - We have a problem now.

Let's go.

We can't do this any more.

- Let's go, guys. - I'm scared of Joon.

- How could he? - Seo-hyun, let's go.

- It was too much. - That's right.

- He was harsh. - That's right.

Oh no.

What do I do now? I hope this part is edited out.

(Older Brother School)

(After that incident, recording continues.)

I feel much calmer now.

Joon, I was really stunned.

Joon, Ho-dong was shocked.

It's the first time he heard it.

He wanted to leave, but we changed his mind.

I cried for a while.

If it was that bad, you shouldn't have said it.

He's a guy that cries over flowers falling down.

Seo-hyun, who's the winner?

I guessed two answers but not the names.

That's too bad.

- What are you doing? - Here.

Come on.

Oh my goodness.

- Give me my prize. - It was the rules.

Turn around and close your eyes.

- It's a back hug. - Wow.

(No way... is it a back hug?)

That's great.

(Full of Excitement)

(Full of envy)

(This is my present for you.)

- She kissed you. - I love it.

(She's my type of woman.)

She wants you to leave.

- Kiss me on my cheeks. - She's the perfect present for you.

- You're right. - You bought this.

- I actually bought this doll in France. - "Bonjour".

- Her name is Sophie. - She's from France.

Sophie, did you eat? Oh my. What are you doing?

Oh my.

(Get yourself together.)

Joon, wake me up when you finish.

(I haven't done anything yet.)

Joon, ask your question. I'll spend time with Sophie.

Let's try to answer Joon's question.

- This is the last question. - You worked hard.

Oh, this is how you guys treat me.

I think of something while I'm walking. What is it?

You think of a woman.

- You're wrong. - I know. You want to find coins on the ground.

- I did think that. - Of course you think that.

- During your childhood when you were walking on the sidewalk, - I did.

- you keep looking down to find coins. - You do.

You wanted to use them to buy ice cream.

I actually dug a hole in the playground.

- You wanted to find coins. - There's plenty.

- You went across... - Monkey bar.

- I dug underneath the monkey bar. - You dig...

underneath monkey bars and swings.

What was the question?

What do I think about while I'm walking?

- You observe people. - You're wrong.

It's really a simple one when you think about it.

- While you're walking? - I know.

- Don't fall down. - Wrong.

- Don't trip and fall. - Wrong.

- I know. - You are getting there.

- Why am I just getting there? - When will I die?

Don't you think about that?

The way you walk, it's very similar. I walk and do this.

- I know. I know. - Okay.

You look down not to step on the lines of the paving block.

Oh, you're correct.

That's the answer?

- I often do that. - Some people do that.

I don't want to walk on the lines,

so I even walk like this at times.

- That's right. - I know what it is.

- That's right. - I know.

- When you're crossing the street. - You try to step on the white part.

- Like this. - Yes, because you want to avoid the black part.

- Some do that when crossing the street. - You walk like this.

Why are you trying not to step on the line?

- I try to step on the red blocks. - For some, stepping on the line means death.

I don't get it.

I feel good when I do that.

You feel like everything will work out fine?

I feel like I'll be lucky that day.

It's a bit like a superstition.

- It's tiring sometimes, though. - I used to be like that too.

When I go even further, I start counting numbers.

I don't breathe when I pass the tunnel.

That's understandable.

We do that a lot.

- I understand. - Understand what?

That's how I became obsessed with cleanliness.

- Do you have any superstitions? - That's normal for sport players.

When I used to have a match with Lee Man-gi,

I thought I would lose if my knees touch the ground before he did.

- So I went like this. - How?

I pretended to sit and then stand up like this.

(He tried to trick his opponent.)

- Really? - Later Man-gi got annoyed.

So he kept on pushing my knees down.

So I acted like this.

Sit down, you jerk.

He didn't say that.

(Surprised)

(Su-geun failed at mimicking Man-gi.)

The commentator then said,

- "there is a great tension on who puts his knees first". - Right.

- They did say that. - Right.

Basketball players warm up the day before the match.

When our shooting does really well,

then we stop practicing.

- You do? - Yes, because we're worried that it might not work the next day.

If we do it too well on the previous day, we just stop practicing.

I didn't know about that. Mine is similar to Joon's.

While riding the bus, I never lost track of the signs on the street.

- Me neither. - I would read all the signs that I pass by.

- Soil construction, real estate... - You keep reading the signs.

and then when it goes too fast, I do this and read, "some kind of villa", and so on.

When the bus stops at a station, I counted the floors in a building.

- I counted all before the bus left. - Right, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

It wasn't just me. Everyone here is a sick patient.

Sports players have similar superstition on their way for a match.

You know the vacuum truck?

- People say that when you see one, you'll be lucky that day. - True.

There was a superstition like that. What about you, Kyung-hoon?

I usually pray.

If I don't and forget, then that day doesn't go so well.

I pray before I sing. If I do, then I feel at ease.

- Then do you pray before this too? - No, I don't.

I don't.

What? Why not?

- I only pray before I sing. - You should try.

Aren't you surprised that I got the right answer?

Not stepping on the line while walking?

- Yes, I didn't expect you to get the answer right. - That was awesome.

- Next question. - You answered it fast, so I thought you were Jang-hoon.

There is one thing I always do after I wake up.

Is this also an easy one to answer?

No. I don't think it's that common.

If it's not common,

it could be that you smoke e-cigarettes.

Wrong.

- Is it something that you do? - Yes, it is.

It sometimes takes days to do it.

But when I'm over with this, then it's all right.

But there are so many things that I can't do.

- The answer is... - Yes, after I wake up.

- It's after I wake up. - you sleep and then you wake up.

Did you sleep well?

What's that?

Good morning kiss?

He said that it extended over a month.

No, it's not that kind of thing.

You sleep and then wake up.

The answer is that you take a video camera of you sleeping.

So you wake up and check whether you slept well or not.

That makes sense, but you're wrong.

So I have to sleep first in order to do this.

You write down about your dream.

Usually we don't remember our dreams after we wake up.

You don't like that, so you write down your dreams right after you wake up.

You're really close.

You write down your dream?

You want to know the meaning of your dream,

so you search on the Internet.

- Am I right? - You're really close.

You dream about a place in your dream,

then you really go there.

You're right.

He's right.

Do you know the place in your dream?

- I don't understand. - If Dongdaemun comes out in your dream, you go there?

I guess your dream is very realistic.

- Yes, for example... - Can you be more specific?

I ate a macaroon in my dream,

then I go buy a macaroon right after I wake up.

I once went to Insadong to buy a dragon's beard candy.

- So you do exactly the same as you did in your dream. - Exactly.

Once I dream about eating something, I can't stop thinking about it.

- The bad thing about is that... - Do you dream about eating mostly?

Yes, I usually dream about eating.

I heard that means you have a lot of sexual desires.

That means...

- That's actually true. - Right.

What was the most weird thing that you did?

For example, I was a fan of Fin.K.L.

I liked Sung Yu-ri the most,

but Lee Hyo-ri was in my dream.

And my favorite member was changed to...

- To Lee Hyo-ri? - I know what you mean.

- Yes. - Seriously?

I was surprised at myself too.

I once met her in the station, and I felt weird.

- I'm the only one who knows that. - How do you really put that into practice?

For those kind of dreams, I can't put anything into practice.

And in those cases, it takes a while to get over it.

All right.

Next question.

You've all seen me doing the lotus position, right?

There is another racing game that I want to do with you guys.

What kind of game could it be?

I don't think we can win against you.

- It's racing? - The answer is...

- walking like a turtle. - You're wrong.

The one who walks the slowest wins.

- It's easy to guess. - It is?

Running with your back on the floor.

- Seriously? - Did I get it right?

- Am I right? - Yes, you're right.

- Really? - How do you run with your back on the floor?

(I'll show you how.)

That's running on your back?

(This is how you do it.)

I know that. Do you think you can win against us?

- We are fast too. - I don't think it's that hard.

Isn't it easier than lotus position?

You're saying that you can win against all of us, right?

- That's right. - It's not going to be easy.

You should win against Seo-hyun first.

- Seo-hyun ranks first among us. - Right.

If you win against Seo-hyun, then we'll accept your challenge.

The last person from this game,

will get a penalty, so don't ever think about doing it effortlessly.

What's the penalty?

I heard it's something horrifying.

We have to win today so that our village can go to the finals.

You two were sport players, and why are you so lazy?

- They make me crazy. - They are so lazy.

- They do make us crazy. - Tell me. What's the rule?

He's so bad at acting.

- What kind of an accent is that? - I thought you were speaking in French.

- What's the rule? - What's the rule?

- Come here. - You should tells us the rules so we can start.

(Running with your back on the ground)

(Use your back to race. Go and come back to the starting line.)

Ho-dong, Jang-hoon, and Young-chul.

- Get ready. - Let's do it.

It's all right to use my hands, right?

- Yes. - It doesn't matter.

- You just need to go forward. - Right.

Tell me when you're ready.

- I'm ready. - All right.

- Ready, set... - Can I change my shoes?

Go. Go.

Young-chul is fast.

Young-chul is fast.

(Sliding)

(Meanwhile, this guy is struggling.)

(Young-chul has already made a turn.)

(Did something just pass by?)

He's amazing.

(Young-chul wins.)

He's really fast.

What is this game?

I thought I did it fast.

I'm definitely going to the finals.

Turn around.

- Young-chul could win this. - Lie on your front.

Right now.

- Why? - You need to get the penalty.

Is this the rule?

No, it isn't. It doesn't matter if you came last.

Next is team number two.

Hee-chul, Kyung-hoon and Seo-hyun.

Don't we have to give Seo-hyun an advantage?

Seo-hyun crawls like this then when she goes to work.

(What's he saying?)

- Let's get ready. - Seo-hyun, please come up a bit more.

Are you ready?

Ready.

(Go!)

(Amazed)

(Hee-chul goes first moving his body up and down.)

(Then Seo-hyun speeds up.)

(She turns much faster than Hee-chul.)

(While Hee-chul and Seo-hyun are fiercely competing,)

(Kyung-hoon is trying his best with his slow speed.)

(The real match is on the other side.)

(Excited)

(Seo-hyun wins.)

- You're amazing. - Seo-hyun.

- You were really cool. - You were amazing.

- She knows how to turn. - She has the skill.

- Awesome. - The funny thing is...

when we were cheering for Seo-hyun,

her face became really red.

(Because of Seo-hyun's speed,)

(the guys were amazed.)

(Seo-hyun became embarrassed because of them.)

It's amazing.

- She went so smoothly. - She's embarrassed because we were focusing on her.

- You're right. - You're face is reddish.

- It felt like she was under water, right? - Right.

- It was as if she was swimming. - She was like a mermaid.

(Her posture was like a mermaid.)

She's one of the strongest candidates to win this game.

(Joon is becoming nervous because of this unexpected situation.)

- I'm so nervous. - You can blow after saying, "Ready, set".

- Ready. - Ready.

Say it louder.

Ready, set.

(Go!)

Look at Joon.

Look at Joon.

(Joon is the first.)

(His body moves too much, but he is fast.)

- I think his shoulder hurts. - Joon wins.

- From what I see... - From this match,

Joon wins,

but we can't know who will win in the finals.

From what I see, Seo-hyun is faster than Joon.

- Really? - What are you doing?

One more player is yet to return. Why are you interviewing already?

- You should have waited for him. - Exactly.

In terms of speed, it's Young-chul, Seo-hyun, and then Lee Joon.

- Really? Are you sure? - Seo-hyun is in the middle.

- It's a real race now. - Sweep across the floor with your head.

- Race. - Ready.

(An ace player who's good at everything except making people laugh)

(A potential winner who has both speed and skill)

Ready.

(The master of this game is me.)

Get set.

(The final round begins.)

- It's a real race now. - Sweep across the floor with your head.

- Race. - Ready.

(An ace player who's good at everything except making people laugh)

(A potential winner who has both speed and skill.)

Ready.

(The master of this game is me.)

Get set.

(The final round begins.)

Seo-hyun.

(They are all exclaiming.)

(The mood is tense, befitting the final round.)

(They all touch the middle point almost at the same time.)

(They crawl with all their might.)

(Lee Joon crawls with speed at last minute.)

- Joon. - Joon.

Young-chul pushed...

Cheating.

- Cheating. - You have to come all the way here.

Young-chul, you should have come this way.

- Seo-hyun couldn't come in because of Young-chul. - We need to do it again.

(After passing through the middle point,)

- Young-chul hit her head like this. - Right.

- I didn't know. - You did.

- Everyone was doing their best, - Right.

- but Young-chul blocked her. In conclusion, Seo-hyun still came first. - Right.

- Right. - This has to be a survival game.

- That's the way it is. - Usually...

Seo-hyun is faster in short distances.

However, Lee Joon is better at turning.

(Seo-hyun is faster in short distances, but Lee Joon is better at turning.)

If Seo-hyun isn't shy, the speed is almost the same.

- Don't be shy. - Right.

- You can win if you're not shy. - Right.

You have to watch the lines.

- Can you watch the lines? - What is this?

Seo-hyun is very poised.

The way she slides is very poised.

- She has poise. - She flows like water.

Everyone, I'm sorry. During ten comments regarding Seo-hyun,

please mention Joon once, please.

We only talked about Seo-hyun.

Joon is very fast.

Joon was good.

The originator of the game is all the way over there...

Alright. The final round.

- The final round. - I'm very nervous.

This is seriously full of tension.

Ready.

(It's the final round that will...)

(determine the strongest player of back racing.)

Get set.

- Nine. - Wait.

- Wait. - What was that?

- Don't do that. - I'm so nervous.

- Don't do that. - We want to see the race.

Ready.

(They get ready again.)

Get set.

- Go. - Let's go.

(Let's do this.)

- Go. - Let's go.

(They pass the middle point.)

(Lee Joon is strong at turning.)

(The speed is almost the same.)

(Who will be the final winner?)

We have to check.

We need to check the video.

(Seo-hyun's hand came in first.)

- Seo-hyun. - That's what happened.

- You almost caught up at the turn. That was so close. - Because...

Seo-hyun's start off was good.

However, Lee Joon was really good at the last part.

- That was tense. - Get ready for the ceremony.

Platform for first place, lie down.

Platform for first place, lie down. You have to go up here.

- Where's the platform for second and third? - There isn't. It's too small.

Nice.

- Can I really go up? - You can.

- Get up. - It's now the second round.

This game is called the bullfight game.

- When this shakes, try not to fall. - Rodeo.

- Rodeo. - Ready. Start.

Don't fall.

- Don't fall. - Level one.

- Level two. - Level two. Don't fall.

- Level three. - Don't fall.

- You won. - You won.

- Congratulations. - Congratulations.

("Older Brother School")

(Acting class of the "Older Brother School" is recruiting new members.)

- Are you all from the acting class or did you come to audition? - Of course.

- We came for the audition. - You're sitting like a senior.

- We... - You're sitting like a senior.

(He's pouting.)

Mom, I can't go to school because of the scary senior students.

- I want you to come to school and discipline the scary students. - Older brother.

You have to press dial to call.

- Right. - Were you acting?

Awesome.

- I was deceived. - I was truly deceived.

- Excellent. - I was truly shocked.

- Were you shocked? - However...

- You thought it was real, right? - Did you guys hear?

They're recruiting members to audition for the play, "Romeo and Juliet" today.

There's a kissing scene in "Romeo and Juliet".

- Really? - The last kissing scene?

Who is that guy? Isn't he from the basketball class?

- I... - He will act as a tree.

I want to apply for Department of Performing Arts and Film at Yonsei University.

I'm preparing for that.

He's the son of a board member.

He's the person related to the Department of Performing Arts and Film at Yonsei?

- Yes. - He's the son of a board member.

He's old enough to be a board member.

I want to play Romeo.

You can probably open the windows yourself if you play Romeo.

- You're tall enough to do that. - Right.

When Juliet says, "Romeo",

- you can probably climb right up. - Right.

The reason I came here today...

I'm not interested in the play, "Romeo and Juliet".

- Why are you here, then? - Why are you here?

I came to borrow some money from the son of the board member.

I'll lend you money. You should disqualify yourself from the audition then.

- Okay. - That was hilarious.

- Pretend you're not good at acting and get disqualified. - Okay.

How much do you need?

- What is that? - Twenty...

Twenty million dollars?

- No, I just need two thousand. - Two thousand?

I was shocked because I thought you wanted twenty million.

I should have raised the amount.

I'll give it to you in cash later.

Why are you here, Joon?

Me? I came became I heard that the female actress is pretty.

Show me the acting you are most confident of.

- Acting I'm most confident of? - Yes.

Show us.

(He's shocked.)

You have to act the second you're asked. Ho-dong, act angry.

Can you act angry?

You jerk.

You jerk.

Do you want to die?

Do you want to bleed?

Do you want to fight?

Kyung-hoon, you're not acting.

I prepared for the Song Joong-ki's act.

- Did you watch "Descendants of the Sun". - You bet.

This is Song Joong-ki's line from "Descendants of the Sun".

I can do the impossible.

- It's like your shooting a student ad. - Why are you laughing?

- Why are you laughing? - I'm sorry.

What is acting?

- She's here. - Hello.

I heard that a beauty queen is coming. Why isn't she here?

Who's that guy?

Who? I'm Kim Gun-mo.

- Hello. - She's a goddess-like leader.

You must be Juliet.

I'm Seo-hyun. I'm the leader of the acting class from Older Brother School.

Good to see you all.

What's the blanket for? Are we going to play cards?

Seo-hyun.

We're going to have an audition today.

Are we picking one student to play Romeo's role?

Right. Anybody who wants to play the main character, Romeo...

should give it a best shot.

- Romeo. - Okay.

- Alright. - You guys all know the story, right?

- We do. - Alright. Kyung-hoon, can you tell us the story?

First of all, Romeo and Juliet...

- kiss. - Out of the blue?

- From the beginning... - Are you telling us the conclusion from the start?

You have to close the window so that other people won't see them.

They close the window to kiss.

They wake up in the morning and open the window.

What is that?

I don't know. I can't seem to remember the story.

First of all, I need to test your acting skills.

Acting is the basic.

- Right. - I think those who don't have acting skills should be disqualified.

- You have to get disqualified. - Who are you to judge me?

I was shocked when you were acting Song Joong-ki's scene.

Please give me a stapler.

How many times do I have to tell you I can't shut my mouth?

That's why I'm asking for a stapler.

Alright. Each person should come out and do an improvisation...

- with me. - Please test us.

- Alright. Who should go first? - This is hard.

- Who wants to go first? - This isn't easy.

No one?

(Everyone is avoiding her eyes.)

No one? Seriously?

- Kyung-hoon, you should go first. - Okay, I'll go first.

- If so... - Let's go.

(He's already nervous.)

Improvisation?

Everybody is so serious now.

I'm so scared.

- Seo-hyun. Stop following me. - Someone's following me right now.

- They're doing different scenes. - They're doing different scenes.

- They're doing different scenes. - What's going on here?

- I was going first. - I'll go first.

- Act according to my lines. - My goodness.

- Okay. - You have to act after listening to the other person's lines.

- He was... - Please listen to my lines first.

(He's amused at himself.)

- I'm so scared. Someone's following me. - Seo-hyun.

- Please open the door. - Go away.

- Please open the door. - Go away.

Seo-hyun.

Seo-hyun.

- Seo-hyun. I love you. - I'm scared.

- First of all... - Seo-hyun.

- Seo-hyun. - This is my score. One, two, three.

Worst acting ever.

- That was terrible. - No, right now...

(At least his facial expression wasn't bad.)

- Alright. - I'll go next.

- Hold on. - You don't want me to be the next?

- This is hard. - Alright.

- Sang-min. - Let's go.

(Next up is Sang-min.)

What? Where is it?

- It's seriously not me. - What isn't you?

You lost something, didn't you?

I didn't say you stole it, did I?

- I thought... - Did you steal it?

- I think you stole it. - I don't steal even though I'm poor.

- Can I see your pockets? - Yes.

(Seo-hyun goes through Sang-min's pockets.)

- A cigarette, may be. - You see?

- What's going on? - You did steal it after all.

- He really stole it. - He really stole it.

- What are you doing? You stole it. - This incident happened in 2016.

(I got you.)

At one high school,

a man stole a female student's wallet...

(He had no choice but to steal. It's a sad kind of acting based on real life.)

- You have to act... - Next is Su-geun.

- right away. - Right. You have to act right away.

- You have to... - Hey, you. Come here.

You small guy.

Is there money on you?

(Scene three is where Seo-hyun is a bully and takes money from Su-geun.)

- Do you want money? - What?

(Choi Min-soo's spirit has possessed Su-geun.)

- Speak properly. - What is it that you want, you jerk?

- Give me your money. - Money isn't the issue here.

You're mentally weird.

Hey.

- Give me your money. - I had no idea you were this kind of woman.

Give me your money.

I thought you were a neat and kind woman.

- Give me your money. - You're my lady. Do you know what I mean?

- Do you know what I mean? - He's crazy.

Come back, you jerk.

(Starting his engine)

Let's go.

You're my lady.

- Don't you know what I mean? - He's doing it his own way.

(His acting gave great laughs, but the narrative was weak.)

- Hee-chul, go. - I think it'll be good if I do it quickly.

- I have to do it quickly. - Hee-chul.

- It became deeper. - I think it'll be good if I do it quickly.

You guys are all thinking about what to do by buying time.

There's no need for everyone to do it.

- Right. - Why should everyone do it?

- Right. - I don't think every one of us has to do this.

- They need to select the main character. - Alright. Let's go.

Hee-chul.

- Something's wrong with you. - What?

There's a zombie behind you.

I think you're bitten.

My goodness...

(Groaning)

What is he doing?

- Are you okay? - That's Kyu-wan.

- Kyu-wan. - You're turning into a zombie.

(After infected by the zombie virus, the body twitches.)

It's Michael Jackson now.

- My goodness. - It's "Thriller".

(He's possessed by the Michael Jackson spirit.)

Dangerous

- I'm envious. - I'm envious. You were great.

(It was a shocking development of narrative intermixing horror and dance.)

- I don't have a lot of experience acting. - What was that?

I'll do whatever you want me to do.

Alright.

Kim Young-chul. Good job today.

Today's your last day of the shoot.

We're going to have another guest next week.

- This is your last day today. Thank you for your hard work. - No.

- Can you give me another chance? - We gave you enough chances.

I don't think you gave me a chance.

- Every time... - This isn't acting. It's a documentary.

- Obviously, we gave you a chance. - May be you did, but I think I deserve better.

- Can... - You may think so, but we think otherwise.

You didn't give me any heads up. You can't do this to me.

No. We put up with you for one month.

- I don't need to get paid. I'll just come here every week. - That's worse.

- Why? - Your presence is torturing us.

You just need to leave now.

- Leave? - Yes.

Thank you for your hard work.

Young-chul...

- This is for real. - What is this?

- Hey. - This isn't acting.

I found myself caught in that scene.

There was nothing I could do. I had to leave eventually.

(If you want to see the next series, the viewer rate has to surpass five percent.)

This is tough.

- Jang-hoon? - Yes?

I have to confess I'm in love with another man.

(He's acting inside.)

- What kind of acting is that? - I thought I was watching a morning show.

Is this a soap opera or what?

- What? What do you mean? - Honey.

Who is this guy?

Is it you?

- Is it him? - Who is this, honey?

- You... - He's my ex-boyfriend.

Seo-hyun...

- He's way out of your league. - Hey.

But I even dated you.

What?

- I even dated you. - You can't be...

- Why are you disturbing Seo-hyun and following her? - You...

Do you want to bleed?

Do you want to fight, you jerk?

Ho-dong wants to end the drama just like that.

- You can't do that. - Hey.

Does he have a lot of money?

- He has a lot of fat. - What?

- He has a lot of fat. - I have a lot, too.

He has more than a lot.

- He has more fat? Do you like fat? - Yes.

You should wear the microphone properly.

Do you smoke?

(Hold on. This man...)

- Do you? - I think...

- What? - you're sweet.

(You're sweet.)

(It's a great turnover of events.)

- Go live a happy life. - Are you crazy?

Is soap opera is horrible.

You... are better than I thought.

- You... - Hold on.

It's the first time I was overpowered.

Jang-hoon.

(Is it art or pornography? It's the most problematic work of 2017.)

I never did this before. How do I do this?

- Joon. What happened? - What?

What do you mean what happened?

- You said she was just a girl you knew. - Exactly.

How can you do this to me?

How can you cheat on me?

- I cheated on you? - Yes.

- How can you do this? - Hold on. You got it all wrong.

- I saw you yesterday. - What?

- I saw you with her yesterday. - What?

I saw you two with my own eyes. You guys were inside the car.

How can you keep lying about it?

- Where did I kiss her? - Inside the car.

- Joon. We met yesterday, right? - The car?

- Let's kiss again. - It's this woman.

Hold on. Don't slap her.

Hold on. Don't slap her.

Why did you slap her?

See? You cheated on me.

- Who are you? - How can you do this?

Come here.

What's going on here?

- Hey. - Hold on.

- Hold on. - One second.

- Help me. - What's wrong?

- Who is this guy? - Hey.

- Hey. - The baseball bat...

(It's a bloody romance story of one man and two women.)

I can focus on the story when she acts with Joon.

- It looked real. - Right. It looked real.

Anyway, I've seen all your improvisations.

You all passed the audition.

Awesome.

This is the most important part.

I will choose the person who will play Romeo.

It's the scene where Romeo comes in front of Juliet's house.

He's asking for her love underneath the window.

I will throw my love to Romeo. Romeo has to receive it well...

with his mouth.

- Mouth? - How do you catch love with your mouth?

- Are you going to throw it from the second floor? - You'll know when you do it.

- Please call out the name. - Su-geun.

- Shall we start the test? - Of course I'm ready.

Juliet.

Open the window.

I, Romeo, am here. Juliet.

Romeo, Romeo.

Wherefore art thou Romeo?

The sad joke of fate is played upon us.

Can you overcome it?

Please help me find the smile I lost.

Juliet.

- Ro... - Jul...

- Me... - O...

Please make an acrostic poem for me.

Please make an acrostic poem for me.

(He suddenly gets a migraine.)

Ro...

(It's a spontaneous mission to check his love.)

(They start worrying about the mission again.)

(He's serious.)

(He automatically sighs.)

- Ro... - Roman general. That's who I am.

I came here to save you, Juliet. Hurry up and open the window.

Come to me.

- Me... - Don't think of me as a pathetic being.

I'm a general of Rome.

Flee this castle with me.

- O... - Oh...

A motorcycle is prepared for you.

Come on. Ride with me.

(She's satisfied.)

- I will throw my love. - We definitely need heads up for acrostic poems.

- We need to prep beforehand. - Amazing.

- Romeo, please accept my love. - Come on.

- Romeo, please accept my love. - Come on.

(Juliet throws her love.)

(Will Su-geun...)

(be able to receive Juliet's love and become Romeo?)

(Juliet's love hits Su-geun and runs away.)

- It's too big. - You're disqualified.

- Is it possible to bite that? - It's hard to bite that.

- It's too big. - Do I get to be Romeo if I bite it?

Next.

Romeo. Looking at your body,

I can feel your swag.

Juliet.

Please express...

your love to me with a rap.

What?

- What? - Please express...

your love to me with a rap.

Oh my goodness...

- This person's nickname is Outsider. - Swag.

(Ho-dong is moving to the beat with the god of music.)

(MC Ssamja is moving to the beat as well.)

(She's full of expectation.)

Juliet.

(It's a very loud rap that will wake up the whole neighborhood.)

Come on. Open the window.

(She opens the window.)

Juliet.

Open your heart for me.

Juliet.

Open the front door.

- Yo. - Juliet.

"Let's Eat Dinner Together".

My goodness... He's amazing.

Please accept my love, Romeo.

(Juliet's love is tossed to Ho-meo.)

- My goodness... - He's going to make it.

- My goodness... - He's going to make it.

- Disqualified. - Disqualified.

How do you do this?

- My love, Juliet. - Romeo.

Please open the window.

- Open it yourself. - Please open the window.

Should I open it myself?

I opened them.

- He's definitely going to catch it with his mouth. - He will.

Please accept my love, Romeo.

I will eat all your love.

Probably, he will get it.

Probably, he will get it.

- It's hard. - It sure is.

He's not good at sports.

He's not good at sports.

(Jang-hoon tries again.)

(Her love only touched the edge of his tongue.)

Apparently, this is too hard for them.

- This is very... - Were you the one who said, "He's not good at sports"?

- The bread is really big. - Should I break it in half?

That's good. He's going to get it.

(He fails.)

It has to fly in an arc ...

(He fails as well.)

(Young-chul is up next.)

Oh my love, Juliet.

Could you open the window please?

- Juliet. - Romeo.

- Juliet. - If you truly love me,

you should just go back home.

That hurts.

Juliet.

(In order to be fair, she has no choice but to start the test.)

Please accept my love, Romeo.

(She throws the bread of love with great velocity.)

Please throw it the right way.

(Tossing)

(Her love soars up the sky.)

Hey. I'm not going to do Juliet. No, no. Romeo.

(He gives up being Romeo himself.)

Oh, Ro... Juliet.

My beloved.

Please open the window for me.

Romeo.

If you truly love me,

please sing a serenade of love for me.

- Love... - However,

you should sing it after rotating 20 times holding your nose.

I will fulfill your request.

(He grabs his nose hard because he's nervous.)

- Two. - Two.

Now, 3, 4...

- Okay, 5, 6, 7, 8. - He's got skills.

- Look at him. - 9, 10.

- It's 1, 2, 3, 4, - It's hard if you can't breathe.

- You go 5, 6, 7. - He can't breathe.

Now 8, 9, 10.

Sing.

- He's done. - Please love me

- He got it. - Don't make me cry

- He's amazing. - Romeo.

Please accept my love.

- Just like that? - He has to catch the bread after that?

He rotated 20 times.

Please throw it to me.

(Kyung-hoon is strong in the face of love.)

(Will he get it?)

(Ssamgu isn't here.)

It's awesome. It hit his mouth.

(Kyung-hoon fails.)

- Joon. - After rotating 20 times...

Juliet.

Please open the window.

Romeo.

If you truly love me,

race with your back on the floor while singing a serenade.

That's easy.

I will tell you

(He's the first man in history to sing while racing with his back on the floor.)

You went too far.

- He went too far? - I'm sorry.

- I didn't see anything. I didn't do it on purpose. - He went too far.

It just happened without my intention. Trust me.

You have to trust me.

- I can even bet on it. - What do you mean by "He went too far"?

Romeo, please accept my love.

Please come a bit closer.

(No way.)

- What was that? - Romeo was already decided from the start.

- I don't want to stay in this acting class. - We got it all wrong.

(The first "Older Brother School" play festival is coming soon.)

(The first "Older Brother School" play festival)

It's going to come all the way here.

We're doing it here only in the beginning, right?

- Please show us that. - When Romeo...

You have to act with your face at this part.

How am I going to memorize my lines?

- At this scene... - It will be okay, right?

Your phone's ringing.

Let's do a quick rehearsal.

(The first "Older Brother School" play festival rehearsal starts.)

Open the window,

my beloved Juliet.

(Romeo played by Lee Joon)

Romeo. How did you come here? How did you pass the guards?

(Juliet played by Seo-hyun)

Hey. 26,000 volts.

- Did you steal it? - What?

(Juliet's cousin Tybalt played by Kang Ho-dong)

I heard Juliet is meeting a man every night.

(Tybalt's gang member number one played by Lee Su-geun)

She's dating Romeo from the clan of Montague.

(Tybalt's gang member number two played by Lee Su-geun)

Clang. Bang.

(Groaning)

(Romeo's friend Mercutio played by Min Kyung-hoon)

Tybalt. Let's fight after cutting down this disturbing tree.

(Screaming)

(Tree played by Kim Young-chul)

(Light steps)

It's Jang-hoon's show.

(He captures the attention of everyone.)

(The mysterious woman played by Seo Jang-hoon)

After the play ends

We could not be united as one

(The rehearsal ends.)

Everyone should come out.

(The first "Older Brother School" play festival, "Romeo and Juliet")

Both of them did not know that they were children of the enemy clan.

Romeo and Juliet fell in love.

They were suffering because of the impossible love.

Romeo.

(Juliet longs for Romeo in sadness.)

Why are you from the family of my father's enemy?

Even though it's an impossible love,

I can't let you go.

Open the window,

my beloved Juliet.

Romeo. How did you come here?

How did you pass the guards unnoticed?

I can do the impossible.

("Older Brother School" version of "Romeo and Juliet" presents the latest trends.)

Romeo.

You are my true love.

Juliet, you're beautiful during the day, but you're more beautiful at night.

I'm so flattered.

(I'm flattered, too.)

Juliet, what's your blood type?

My blood type...

is your ideal type.

(Laughing)

A beauty type.

A doll type?

(He's giddy.)

Meeting other men from now on...

is forbidden. You're my woman.

You make me blush.

(The tree is so pleased.)

However, a great obstacle came upon their love.)

(Juliet's cousin Tybalt, his gang members, and Romeo's friend Mercutio meet.)

- You were so drunk yesterday. - The weather's nice.

I have to cut down this tree. I always forget to do that.

- Hold on. I want to pee. - I can do back hitting like this.

(It's very satisfactory.)

Juliet's older brother, Tybalt.

- Yes? - Have you heard the news?

What news?

- I heard that... - What?

- every night, - Every night?

Juliet is meeting a man every night. Have you heard?

What?

(He gives a greater reaction.)

My beloved younger sister,

Juliet, is meeting a man every night?

Speak up. You heard it as well.

You're wrong. Juliet is such a lady.

Do you want to pick a fight with me?

- No - Do you want to bleed?

Listen. I heard the rumor as well.

- What? - Romeo from the Montague clan...

- and Juliet are dating. - Right.

Stop kidding around.

What?

- What did you say? - Nothing.

- What did you say? - Nothing.

(I will strike myself before he strikes me.)

- This... - It's him. It's Romeo.

Romeo is here.

Brother. I will call you older brother from now on. Nice to see you.

You jerk.

- Come here. - What?

- Come over here. - Why?

Hey.

How dare you call me older brother?

- It's a duel. - Wait.

Let's talk first.

Let's talk first.

- Hey. - Why?

Talking won't do any good.

Listen up. Dueling should take place at the center of the stage.

Move.

(Tybalt attacks first.)

- No. - Romeo, be careful.

(Mercutio fights Tybalt's gang members and protects Romeo.)

(Struggling)

Don't fight.

(Kyung-hoon is hit.)

(Kyung-hoon decides to fall.)

- What is it? - Stand up, you jerk.

- What is it? - Stand up, you jerk.

It's not time to die yet.

- Stand up. - You have to get hit more.

- You jerk. - Why are you doing Hollywood action?

(Moving swiftly)

(Shocked)

Hide behind the tree.

No.

(Alas, Mercutio falls by Tybalt's sword.)

(Groaning)

Stand up.

I think he's dead.

Really?

- I think he's dead. - What is your name?

- Hey. - What happened?

Mercutio.

How can you not know your friend's name?

- It's Mercutio. - My friend...

Who killed him?

- I didn't hold the sword. - Calm down.

Was that you?

Why aren't you dead?

Tybalt. You jerk.

You jerk.

I'm sorry.

(Tybalt gets killed after all .)

(Alas, Tybalt dies.)

That jerk killed Tybalt.

- I didn't. I didn't kill him. - Romeo.

- Romeo killed Tybalt. - It wasn't me.

- I didn't kill him. - He killed Tybalt.

That bad jerk.

(He takes out his anger on the tree.)

(Scuffling)

It's a cruel joke of fate.

Romeo accidentally killed Tybalt, Juliet's older brother.

Juliet is devastated and makes a great decision.

(Juliet drinks medicine and Romeo thinks she's dead.)

I'm so heartbroken.

If I think of Tybalt, I hate Romeo.

If I think of Romeo,

I find my name, Juliet, hateful.

I've decided.

If I drink this medicine, I will appear dead even though I'll be asleep.

No one will look for me, then.

I will wake up then and look for Romeo.

(Juliet will deceive others for a while.)

Romeo.

(The tree is sad.)

Juliet. The tree told me that you were...

(He discovers the fallen Juliet.)

- What happened? - She's...

You can't speak.

Juliet.

(Juliet doesn't respond, no matter how much he calls her.)

I can't believe this is our last moment.

Juliet. All the days with you shined.

When the day was good, when the day was bad,

and when the day was just right... I loved every moment.

Juliet.

I love you.

(Romeo stabs himself.)

My goodness...

My goodness...

(He bumps the tree.)

(Juliet wakes up because of the loud noise.)

Romeo.

(She discovers Romeo, who is stabbed by a sword.)

What happened?

I didn't die. I was just asleep for a moment.

Romeo.

(Light steps)

(Rotating)

(The tree finds the mysterious lady unpleasant.)

(A mysterious woman emerges in front of Juliet.)

(Tapping)

What are you?

(Trying to hold back his laughter)

Don't cry.

This person isn't dead. He became a goblin.

When the goblin bride pulls out the sword, he will live forever.

- Really? - Yes.

(It turns out that the mysterious woman is a butterfly.)

What's wrong? I can't hold the sword.

Of course, you can't.

(The butterfly reveals her true side.)

It's because I'm the goblin bride.

Sir Romeo, I love you.

(The sword is pulled out right away.)

Who are you? Hold on.

Hold on.

(Here I am.)

- Who are you? - I love you.

- I love you, Romeo. - Hold on. What's your name?

(No, no.)

I'm Butterfly.

- I waited for 900 years. It's you? - Yes.

It's you? This doesn't make any sense.

Where's the sword?

- Where's the sword? No. - Don't do this.

- Don't do this. I love you, Romeo. - I shall do this.

- Romeo. - Hold on.

I stabbed it too deeply.

- You're too heavy. - What is this?

What is this?

I should just publicize my song.

Music, start.

(Everyone is enjoying the awesome music.)

Wow.

(A great performance of mirth concludes the play.)

Look over there.

She's beautiful.

(She's poised and reserved.)

(Butterfly spots Romeo.)

(She satisfies the unrequited love there.)

(It's time to conclude the play.)

It's the finale.

(The first "Older Brother School" play festival ends.)

- Please come to see our evening performance. - I'm dizzy.

We're performing two times a day.

- I'm dizzy. - Goodbye.

I'm Lee Su-geun. I played Tybalt's gang member number one.

I played the tree.

Everyone, please don't forget to see Ask Us Anything next week.

(A preview of Kang Ye-won and Han Chae-a as transfer students will be shown now.)

(She comforted the discouraged members of Ask Us Anything.)

(The healing angel, Kang Ye-won)

(Biting)

(She will rewrite the history of the chin-bar game.)

(The legendary figure of the chin-bar, Han Chae-a)

Did you guys make a duet team?

(The two ladies are back.)

I feel like I raised Ask Us Anything.

Mother.

Chae-a isn't as good as me.

(The mother of Ask Us Anything praises herself.)

(Chae-a cursed you.)

(She cursed me?)

(She pulls Chae-a's hair.)

(Kang Ye-won is very decisive.)

(Han Chae-a counterattacks.)

(Aren't you dreaming to be a religious sect leader?)

(Bonking)

Are you in your right mind?

(The strong and tough ladies give Ask Us Anything members a lesson.)

Last time, you said you liked Jang-hoon.

To be honest, I really wanted to meet Jang-hoon.

Will you date Jang-hoon if you can?

Yes.

(Jang-hoon's heart blooms with smiles.)

(A secret order given to special agents)

(Escape the base without the enemy knowing.)

(In order to escape first,)

(they attack each other relentlessly.)

(Each team faces moments of risk and danger.)

(The last level to escape.)

(The agents' fates depend on the team leader.)

(Who will be the one to help the team members escape?)

(Ask Us Anything will be aired on Saturday at 8:50pm. Don't miss it.)

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