Original subtitles

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ I'm off to summer camp ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ Through nature I will tramp ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob will have you screaming ♪

- ♪ Till milk is streaming right out of your nose ♪

Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa!

Ahh! Ahh!

♪ ♪

- ♪ SpongeBob ♪

- ♪ When nature's calling ♪

♪ You'll see me hauling ♪

♪ I'm hitting the trail ♪

banjo music]

- [humming]

Ah.

[clears throat]

[grunting]

[whistle trilling]

- Attention, campers!

Lake Yuckymuck is now open for swimmers!

[ground rumbling] - Huh?

[campers screaming]

- Cannonball!

- [screaming]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Huh?

- [laughing]

- [screaming]

- Perch Perkins, no microphones in the water!

Mo, put down the boulder!

Fred, watch out for--

[inhales]

[whistle trilling]

Everybody, hold it!

[whistle trilling]

Let me explain the rules of the lake to you again.

No running!

No yelling!

No diving!

No splashing!

No finny-dipping!

And the most important rule of all,

no sinking!

Who knows what could happen to you

at the bottom of the lake?

You need to stay where I can see you.

Got it?!

all: Yes, Mrs. Puff.

[laughter]

- [sighs]

[all laughing]

- Whoo-ee!

Nothing more invigoratin'

than a swim around the ol' camp pond!

- Oh yeah.

- Last one in the lake's a hairy armadillo!

Whoo! - [laughs]

- Oh no, I don't wanna.

- What's wrong, Patrick? Come on in.

- Yeah, the water's jim dandy like sweet candy.

- Oh, candy? Okay, I'll do it.

[grunting]

[whooping]

[triumphant music]

♪ ♪

both: Oh!

[solemn music]

- Patrick?

- He sunk faster than a tractor

in a mud puddle.

- Ahh!

That's the most important rule!

No sinking!

Patrick! - Come on up, little feller!

- I'm okay! I'm okay!

No wait, that's not it.

Help!

[suspenseful music]

- Oh! Gah!

♪ ♪

Gah!

both: Woo! Way to go, Mrs. Puff!

- Wake up! Wake up, darn you!

- No, no, Mrs. Puff, he's already awake!

- Right. [chuckles]

Camper Patrick, how in the deep blue seahorse

did you get your swimming badge?

- It was easy. I made it myself.

- Of course you did.

I'm afraid campers without a real swimming badge

are only allowed in...

the Pollywog Pool.

- What? No!

But I don't want to be with the babies.

- [sighs]

If you would like, I'll teach you how to swim.

- [sobbing]

Yay!

[cheery music]

♪ ♪

- Oh!

[grunts]

[clams chattering]

Huh?

- Now don't move. Let me think.

I could tie him to a buoy.

No. Fill him with helium.

Possibly.

Surgically attach an outboard motor?

No, too messy.

Ah! No, you don't, camper.

[Patrick groans]

- [babbling]

- Don't worry, Patrick.

Someday you'll be an expert at swimming.

- I'm just a expert at sinking.

- Well, if Patrick can't have fun with us on the surface,

we'll just have to have fun with him

on the bottom of Lake Yuckymuck.

- On the bottom? - Of course!

You're already under water. What's a little more?

Sea critters like you can breathe under water.

both: We can?

- [laughs] Of course you can!

You're breathing it right now.

[both breathing]

- We can!

- But what about you, Sandy?

- Don't worry your pretty little holes over me.

I got my trusty dive helmet.

- But what about Mrs. Puff's no sinking rule?

- [blowing raspberry]

That rule was written by floaters.

- [shushing]

[mischievous music]

- Hmm. Hmm.

Mm!

[whistle trilling]

- Elwood! I told you, no finny dipping.

[stifled laughter]

[all laughing]

- Hmm.

- We made it!

- Party on the bottom of Lake Yuckymuck!

all: Yay!

[lively music]

♪ ♪

- Huh? - Huh?

- Oh! [both laughing]

[gong reverberates]

- Ah.

- Whee!

- Yah!

- Yah! Ah!

- Hiyah! [groans]

- Hiyah!

[all laughing]

- Whoo-wee!

[lively fiddle music]

♪ ♪

- Say, what's with the bubbles?

- Those aren't mine.

- Huh? Music?

- From the deep?

- It must be an alien radio station.

- Hmm.

[lively surf rock]

♪ ♪

- It's not aliens.

It's those kids from the Dinghy Cabin.

They're having a dance party.

- A party? Why wasn't I invited?

There must be a clerical error!

- An Upturn needs no invite.

- [whispering] Hey guys,

SpongeBob's having a dance party

on the bottom of the lake.

Pass it on!

both: Dance party on the bottom of the lake.

Pass it on!

- Dance Party. Lake bottom. Pass it on!

all: Meep, meep!

Meep meep, party.

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- I like swimming! [laughs]

[twangy guitar music]

- That's odd.

Did you see where the other campers went, Elwood?

Uh, Elwood? Elwood?!

[yells]

Don't worry, campers! Mrs. Puff is on her way!

[lively surf rock]

- All right! Yeah!

- Stay calm, SpongeBob.

Mrs. Puff is here to rescue you.

- Rescue me? Rescue me from what?

- From sinking to the bottom of the lake!

- Huh? Oh, we don't need rescuing.

We're having a dance party.

- Huh? Oh! - Yeah!

Let's boogie down, Mrs. P.

- Oh, thank Neptune you're safe!

Hold on. You're having a dance party?

- Uh-huh. We sunk ourselves on purpose.

- Yeah, on porpoise. - You did it on purpose?

For a dance party?

Didn't I tell you

the most important rule of the lake is no sinking?

- Oh, yeah.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

- Huh?

That'll keep all of you where I can see you.

- [laughing]

- Hold on. Where's Patrick?

- Hey, Mrs. Puff!

I think I'm finally getting the hang

of this swimming thing!

- I think--I think I'm gonna be sick.

- Keep moving, campers.

We don't want to miss a minute of our visit

with Colonial Bottomsburg.

Remember how much fun we had last year?

- Hello?

Can someone please get me out of here?

It's not funny anymore.

Ah, that's the last time I demonstrate anything

for these little devil fish.

- Now campers, does everyone have their travel buddies?

campers: We've got our buddies!

- I've got my buddy!

- Ugh. - Come on!

- My buddy! I don't have my buddy!

- I'm right here, buddy.

You know we're attached. - Oh!

- [laughs] Aw.

- I've got my buddy!

You're awfully quiet today, SpongeBob.

[alarm clock ringing] [rooster crowing]

[bus horn beeping] - Huh?

Oh, what time is it?

Ahh! I must have overwound it!

[gasps] The bus.

The field trip!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[campers singing]

No!

Aw.

I missed it!

Oh!

[glass shatters]

I'm alone.

All alone.

[voice echoing]

Well, if I'm alone, I might as well make the best of it.

Guess I don't really need these.

[laughs]

[bugle fanfare]

[humming]

[laughs]

Attention, campers--

I mean, attention myself!

[laughing]

Kamp Koral is now Camp SpongeBob.

And I declare Camp SpongeBob officially open

for fun. [airhorns blare]

It's a beautiful day here at Camp SpongeBob

with SpongeBob on the mound.

Now the windup.

And the pitch! Yah!

And--nothing.

Nothing happens 'cause there's nobody here.

Complete silence from the empty crowd

as SpongeBob walks off to hit the showers

and heckle himself.

Ahh! Put some clothes on!

Don't tell me what to do.

[sighs]

Camp SpongeBob. Officially open for no one.

[grunts]

[eerie music]

Ahh! Invisible campers.

[curious music]

- Meow.

- Gary!

[laughs]

How would you like to join Camp SpongeBob?

It's free for snails.

- Meow.

- There we go.

Welcome to Camp SpongeBob.

- Meow.

- [laughing]

[cheery music]

- Meow!

- Huh?

[chuckles]

Mm-hmm.

- Meow.

[choral music]

- Here's the pitch.

- Meow-meow-meow.

- [grunts]

- Myah!

- Wah!

You're out!

- [grumbling]

- [laughing]

Oh, hello.

Would you like to join Camp SpongeBob?

It's free for sea bunnies.

Huh?

Whoa! Hey! Hello!

How would you all like to join Camp SpongeBob?

It's free for everyone!

[animals chattering]

Now let's see how my campers are doing.

Looking bubbly, sea bunnies.

Ooh, who's that handsome fellow?

Ahh! My eyes!

[sighs]

[laughs]

[both gasp]

Doink!

Bye.

[both yell]

Jelly fishing.

Perhaps one of the hardest and most dangerous sports.

It takes a keen mind

and nerves of steel to catch a--

Oh. [chuckles]

Fast learners, I guess. But of course you are!

With a great jelly hunter like me to teach you.

Ahh! I'm being jelly hunted!

[jellyfish buzzing]

[animals chattering]

[mischievous music]

Phew.

Okay, jellyfish lesson over.

Uh, let me check in on the others.

Oh, moosing around, eh?

[laughs] Whoo!

Stay loose, moose!

- [grunts] [grumbles]

- Way to brag, stag.

[laughing]

[moose grumbling]

What? You don't find it a-moose-ing?

[laughs] [moose brays]

Missed me! Better buck next time.

- Ugh, I find puns to be the lowest form of humor.

- You're such a snob, Andy.

- Ooh, nice flame job, Gary.

- Vroom! Vroom!

Wow, that snail can really escargot.

[bearfish groans]

[humming]

Ah, there's nothing like hanging around.

Ooh, noodle flap doodle!

[bunny yells]

Ouch. Note to self.

Do not mess with the sea bunnies.

Okay, class.

It's time for your first SpongeBob laughing lesson.

Repeat after me.

[laughing]

[all laughing]

Yeesh, is that really what I sound like?

[laughs]

[whistle blowing] Ooh. The lunch whistle?

♪ ♪

- Okay, now calm down, everybody.

Though it's true Camp SpongeBob is open for business,

It, uh, seems we don't have a cook today.

But maybe I can whip something up.

Why won't this open?

- I will destroy you!

Oh, it's you.

I thought you were all on a field trip today.

- Oh hi, Plankton. Let me explain. First--

- Never mind. Let's get this over with.

All right, line up.

You. You.

Gee, simmer down!

You're like a bunch of wild animals today.

Whoa.

You guys sure get ugly when you're hungry.

- [groans]

Sorry. We can't all be movie stars.

Move it.

All done. Now leave me alone!

[lively music]

- [roars]

- [grunts] - [roars]

- Hey, hey! Nice moosey.

You've eaten your lunch. Let him eat his.

- [brays]

- [grunting] - [meowing]

Campers, please!

Camp SpongeBob is a fight free zone!

Kumbaya, everybody!

Oh no! It's a street fight!

And we're not even in the street!

Campers, please! You're not animals!

Oh, wait. You are animals. Barnacles.

What's happened to my beautiful Camp SpongeBob?

- [yelling]

[animals chattering]

- [laughing]

- [roars]

Hmm?

- [giggles]

[both groaning]

- Uh-oh.

Oh, what am I gonna do?

- Meow.

- You said it, Gary. Me-ow.

Gary?

- Meow.

- Gary! You're alright! [grunts]

Mr. Tentacles' clarinet?

Oh, I get it. Music!

Music soothes the savage beast. - Meow!

[playing soothing lullaby]

♪ ♪

- Oh, what a day.

- Oof. Thought that would never end.

- Sorry I ate all your innards, SpongeBob.

But I was hungry.

[mellow music]

[yawns]

[animals braying] [campers screaming]

[tense music]

- There's a wild animal in my bed.

- Mine too!

- A moose! - A jellyfish!

- A monster! - A bunny.

[all gasp]

- Goodnight, Gare-bear. - [groans]

- And you too, bear-bear.

- Do not mess with a sea bunny!

[cheery music]

♪ ♪

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