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- Previously,
on "Good Girls"...
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- Get me my funny money back.
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- How am I supposed
to do that?
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- Ask nicely.
- The cops?
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- Not them.
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- Nancy tried to grow
the business too fast.
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- What's the damage?
- We're totaled.
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- You're homeless?
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- He's experiencing
homelessness.
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What happened with Angela?
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- She's not really
roommate material.
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- Why did you leave?
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- No one's ever really
needed me before.
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- I found this in my underwear
a while ago.
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- I got this
from my wife's cell.
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- We're back in the club.
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- Who's name is it in?
- All of us.
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- You can't give that stuff
to the DA.
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- Putting me in a tough spot.
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- If you can just drag
your feet a little bit...
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- It'd be a different story
if you were one of us.
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- Can we help you?
- We're here about the dancing.
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- We're fully zoned
and licensed.
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- There's enough there
to keep you from opening.
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- You want this problem
to go away?
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- Yes, please.
- Then run for city council.
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- Miss us?
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So, what now?
- We get him.
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- You think a strip club owner
has a shot?
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- What changed your mind?
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- You.
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Because crime isn't just
something that's downtown.
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It's in our community.
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And if we don't do something
about it right now,
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the robberies,
the drug dealing, the gangs,
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they're gonna show up
in our back yard,
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or our front steps,
or even our kitchens.
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And personally,
I want to live in a world
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where I don't have to
lock my front door,
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or watch my back every time
I go to the grocery store,
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or worry that someone's
parked on my street,
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waiting for me to leave,
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so they can just come in
and take whatever they want.
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I want to go back
to that Ashfield.
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And I know you do too.
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And that's why I'm running
for city council,
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to proudly represent Ward 5.
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[tablet game chiming]
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How was it?
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- It was long.
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- Did you understand it?
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- Parts were funny.
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- You're really doing
this, huh?
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- Was it that bad?
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- Uh, the principal wants
to see us again.
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- Didn't do it.
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- [exhales]
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- Okay, one more time,
from the top.
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Street crime.
You got your petty theft,
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drugs, carjacking,
what have you.
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Now, this is where
you ladies come in.
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Some of that money
gets washed right here.
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The rest turns
into counterfeit.
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Then it goes across the border
and comes back clean.
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But now they got to launder it,
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or else the IRS starts asking
all these questions.
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So, you have all
your little mom and pops,
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electrical companies, plumbing,
materials, construction.
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- Oh, I'm the banker.
- Oh.
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- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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- Those same companies pay
for protection,
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kickbacks to your boy.
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- He is not our boy.
Like, why does everyone--
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- And in return, they get--
- Body glitter.
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- Contracts
from a shell company,
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owned by, guess who?
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- Gang friend's
fairy godfather?
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- Is that what
we're gonna call him?
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Works for me.
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- Now, this is where it gets
a little complicated.
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- Oh, jeez.
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- The shell companies are hired
by the city to build
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whatever projects gang fairy
godfather can get approved.
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- Which is why he needs you
in that seat.
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- But we don't know
what his next project is.
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- Which is why we need you
in that seat.
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- To bring them all down.
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Any questions?
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Yeah.
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- How much of this do we have
to understand
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to get our deal back?
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- None of it.
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- Good, 'cause you lost me
with that cutlet.
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- There's no deal.
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- He's here on vacation.
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- So are you.
- Not really.
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- Well, I'm calling it
a vacation.
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- Mm, I'm calling it suspended
for misplacing a suitcase
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full of fake cash while
having drinks with a "friend."
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- So, just to be clear,
there's nothing in it for us.
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- How about not going away
for all of this?
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- Now, would that be
to a Canadian prison?
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- Does that matter?
- I think I could handle it.
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- Can we keep our cut
from all this?
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- Yeah.
- We all go home winners.
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- What if I can't win?
- You're a natural.
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- Yeah, be she doesn't know
jack about politics.
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- She's great at pretending
to be something she's not.
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- Okay, look,
there's nothing to win.
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you're just filling
an open seat.
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- That was mine.
- [sighs]
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- Just get the signatures.
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- 97. 98. 99. 100.
- [panting]
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- Ahh!
- Whoo-hoo!
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- And I nominate my buddy
Bob Allen.
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100 pushups, 100 seconds.
[upload notification chime]
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- Why are you doing this?
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- He called me out on Insta.
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- Well, everyone
at the office did it.
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- So what?
- So, if I flake,
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I'd look like I don't
want to save teacup pigs.
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- Do you believe this?
- I did it last week.
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- All right, show of hands,
who here even knows
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what a teacup pig looks like?
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A teacup pig?
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Thank you.
- Hey, what's up, boys?
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Can I talk to you guys
for a sec?
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- Yeah.
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- Don't worry.
We won't nominate you.
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- No. Now you have to,
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'cause I don't want
to be the only one.
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- Um, so, where are we at?
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- With what?
- You know, my whole situation.
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- Working on it.
- Yeah.
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- Okay, 'cause you--you guys
say that every time.
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- You can't just stick it
in Lady Justice.
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- Yeah, she's got to want it.
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- My wife is running
for city council.
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- What?
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- Why?
- I don't know. Civic pride?
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- Well, that's just what
the city needs,
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another woman on top.
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- I don't want her
to be humiliated.
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- Well, that's not on us.
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- In front of, you know, like,
the whole world.
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- You backing out now?
- Hell no.
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I don't know.
Look, maybe--
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you know, maybe-maybe
we just to a beat.
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- Hey, Darryl.
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This is Dean.
- Hey.
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Who's that?
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- Oh, you don't know
your friendly county DA?
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- He's one of us?
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- How do you think I win
all my cases?
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- Like we said, we're on it.
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- But we can do
whatever you want.
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- Yeah, your call.
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- You good?
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- I just want it to be as quick
and painless as possible.
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- You got it, Dean.
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- But, uh, don't bring it up
here, though, okay?
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- Sure.
- If this gets out,
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be more than just
our bar cards on the line.
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- Mmm.
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Oh, hey, can you chop the--
- Already done.
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[imitates swoosh]
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- Julienned. Nice.
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- Only took two Band-Aids
this time.
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- Aw, yeah.
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- Eh?
- That looks great.
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- Pretty good, right?
- Just in time, BM.
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- Hi.
- Can that not be my nickname?
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- It's your initials.
- Oh, speaking of--here.
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- Also something you flush.
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- Auntie Beth needs you
to sign this.
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- Uh, I'm not even old enough
to vote.
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- Okay, well get dad to do it.
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- He's in Petoskey.
Some corporate retreat.
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- What about Nance?
- She's in bed.
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- She sick or something?
- Depressed.
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- Why, 'cause she lost
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her honorary parking spot
at Tiffany's?
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- More like her entire purpose
in life.
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I'm gonna go change.
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- Ow.
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- What's wrong?
- [scoffs] Nothing.
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- Is it your eyebrow zit?
- [gasps]
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You can see it?
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- Dude, it's like
a third eye.
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- I've tried everything.
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- Those are the worse.
- It won't go away.
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- Yeah, those kill.
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- It's, like,
holding my face hostage.
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- Let me at it.
- Absolutely not.
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- It'll feel so much better.
- No, that's disgusting.
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- Okay, here.
Just trust me.
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- What are you doing?
- Come here.
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We just need to open up
the pores a little bit.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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- Hmm. Just like a spa.
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- Mm-hmm.
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- Okay, can we stop?
My eyeballs are hard-boiled.
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This is ridiculous.
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- All right, how's it feel?
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- Still bad.
- Okay.
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- Don't do it.
- I'm going in.
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- You don't have to do this.
No.
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- I'm going in. Shh.
- No, no, no.
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What if it squirts
into your eyeball?
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- Well, that will certainly
make our night
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more interesting.
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- Kevin.
- Annie.
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- Gentle. Gentle. Gentle.
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[groans]
- Oh!
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- Ow!
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Eww.
[both laugh]
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- How's it feel now?
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- It feels better, okay?
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- Hungry?
- Not especially.
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- Another beer?
- That, I would do.
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- All right.
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[bottles clink]
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- Just sign at
the bottom there.
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- How many do you have?
- I'm getting there.
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Do you want to hear where
I stand on the issues again?
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- Just really puts us out
there, you know?
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- You just have to hold
my purse a few times.
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[ankle monitor beeps]
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- [sighs]
So...
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wouldn't have
to dig too deep.
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- Your police records
are sealed.
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- Well, that's not really
what I'm worried about.
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- Then what is it?
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- I just--
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I don't want the whole thing
to blow up in your face.
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- Then wear long pants.
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[sink water running]
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- Who's "Bongo Man"?
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- Kevin's friend from the park.
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- That can't be his given name.
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- It's what he goes by.
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00:11:08,929 --> 00:11:11,192
- Did you get his ID?
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- I saw the bongo.
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Oh, excuse me, where'd you guys
get your signatures from?
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- Church.
- School.
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- Work.
- Kroger.
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- We both hit the Kroger.
- Two different days.
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- Well, now we have
all the demos covered, okay?
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00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:29,036
[overlapping chatter]
250
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,256
- So much for this
being low key.
251
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:36,130
- Maybe gang fairy godfather
tipped them off.
252
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,264
- But I-I didn't, like,
put on makeup, and--
253
00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,875
- It's fine. It's fine.
You look hot.
254
00:11:41,918 --> 00:11:43,615
- I'm supposed to look
like a mom.
255
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:45,269
- Hot mom.
- Denise!
256
00:11:45,313 --> 00:11:48,620
- We can't just give
this seat away,
257
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,494
especially to a woman
who doesn't share our values,
258
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:55,323
which is why I am also
running for city council,
259
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:57,629
to ensure that our wonderful
community
260
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,327
is represented
by someone
261
00:11:59,370 --> 00:12:01,242
who understand
what our children need.
262
00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,461
- How do you feel about
the proposed dress code
263
00:12:03,505 --> 00:12:04,724
for public school?
264
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:07,204
- Looks like you just got
out-mom'd, brah.
265
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:10,730
.
266
00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:14,255
- Do you know what it means
to be Ashfield proud?
267
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:16,823
Denise Carpenter does.
268
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:20,609
Enriching the lives
of those in need.
269
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:24,178
Helping to shape
the developing mind.
270
00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:28,748
And comforting those entering
the autumn of life.
271
00:12:28,791 --> 00:12:32,839
She believes the pulse of
our city comes from service,
272
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:35,885
faith, and family.
273
00:12:35,929 --> 00:12:40,629
Because her heart's always
been in the same place--
274
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,110
with the people of Ashfield.
275
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,025
[inspiring music]
276
00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,549
- I'm Ashfield proud.
277
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,377
- Paid for by
Family First Alliance.
278
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:53,990
♪
279
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,775
- Yeah, that sucks.
280
00:12:57,428 --> 00:13:01,476
- And why does everyone look so
much more important in slow-mo?
281
00:13:01,519 --> 00:13:02,869
- [chuckles]
282
00:13:02,912 --> 00:13:05,262
I know, even the flag
waving kind of got me
283
00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,134
a little choked up, you know?
284
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,962
- You said I was a shoo-in.
285
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:11,791
- That was before Jesus
got involved.
286
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:17,622
- Well, can you, like,
grease some palms or whatever?
287
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,102
- To get you elected?
288
00:13:19,146 --> 00:13:20,887
- Isn't that what you guys do?
289
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,846
- [laughs] It's not really
how democracy works.
290
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,893
- Okay, so all your projects
and whatever...
291
00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:31,854
- What about them?
- They're all...
292
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,813
aboveboard?
293
00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:42,430
- You know, this isn't
zoning and garden for kids
294
00:13:42,473 --> 00:13:43,605
or building
a parking structure.
295
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,302
- So, how can I help you
with those things
296
00:13:45,346 --> 00:13:46,738
if you can't
help me get elected?
297
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:47,914
- Money.
298
00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:49,829
- And where is
that pot of gold?
299
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:59,534
- Nowhere good.
- I'm used to it.
300
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:03,712
- Donors, Elizabeth.
301
00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,498
- And how do we get
to their gold?
302
00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,066
- Take them to your church.
303
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:14,984
[hip-hop music]
304
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,594
- ♪ I've been waiting
all my life ♪
305
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:18,901
♪ For someone like you
306
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,338
- How's your civic
pride tonight?
307
00:14:21,382 --> 00:14:24,776
- Solid.
- I'm gonna need to see it.
308
00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:28,911
- All donations,
tax-deductible!
309
00:14:28,955 --> 00:14:30,913
♪
310
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,960
- ♪ I take you 'round
and sell you my soul ♪
311
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:36,614
- Keep the bottom
for your receipt.
312
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:40,444
- 20 bucks.
- What's it get me?
313
00:14:40,488 --> 00:14:41,968
- Safer streets.
314
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:43,708
♪
315
00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:44,884
- And that's why I would expand
316
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,320
our neighborhood watch
crime groups.
317
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,800
Because the best eyes on
the street are your neighbors.
318
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:50,193
You can't always trust
the police,
319
00:14:50,237 --> 00:14:52,282
so you gotta make sure
that your tax dollars
320
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:53,762
are going to the programs
321
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:56,983
that are gonna really help
protect your community.
322
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,072
So, can I count
on your support?
323
00:14:59,115 --> 00:15:01,552
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
324
00:15:01,596 --> 00:15:03,032
- Come on, you can do better
than that
325
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,381
to support our girl.
326
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:07,384
♪
327
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,908
- ♪ Yeah, now
328
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:13,695
- Hello?
329
00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:17,003
Anybody home?
330
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:22,617
I, uh, I used the key.
331
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:26,577
Let's see.
Rise and shine.
332
00:15:26,621 --> 00:15:30,016
Hmm.
- [muffled groan]
333
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:32,148
- Oh, my God.
334
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,846
- Leave me alone!
335
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:37,197
- Do you know
where your baby is?
336
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,765
- With someone who showers.
337
00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,942
- Do you know what day it is?
338
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,337
- Does it matter?
339
00:15:47,381 --> 00:15:50,601
- Yes. Because it is spa day.
340
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,995
Huh. Look at this.
341
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,215
Eyes.
342
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,347
Face.
343
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,088
Hair.
344
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:01,612
And even body.
345
00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,092
[device vibrates]
346
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,139
Here. Let's--come here.
347
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:08,097
Give me a foot.
Where's that little foot?
348
00:16:08,141 --> 00:16:09,272
- No.
- Where is that little foot?
349
00:16:09,316 --> 00:16:10,752
- Stop! What is wrong with you?
350
00:16:10,795 --> 00:16:13,407
- What is wrong with you?
- I lost everything!
351
00:16:13,450 --> 00:16:16,279
- Ugh.
Well, so get it back!
352
00:16:16,323 --> 00:16:17,977
- It's not like...
353
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,892
it's not like Tupperware
that someone borrowed.
354
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,372
- [sighs]
355
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,287
Look, you know,
businesses fail.
356
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,985
It-it happens.
357
00:16:27,116 --> 00:16:29,118
- You don't get it.
- [scoffs]
358
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,728
Why don't you try me?
359
00:16:30,772 --> 00:16:32,556
[device vibrates]
360
00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:42,131
- I was super into this senior
in high school,
361
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:45,178
and he was super into this
"Mortal Kombat" game
362
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:46,440
at our 7-Eleven.
363
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,833
Every day before school,
364
00:16:48,877 --> 00:16:52,576
I went and I practiced,
to impress him.
365
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:55,057
- Well, did it work?
- We went to prom.
366
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,538
- Hey y'all.
- Also, I had, like,
367
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,627
the highest score for,
like, seven years,
368
00:16:59,670 --> 00:17:01,716
before some dick
unplugged the machine.
369
00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,284
- You know it was him.
370
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,981
- [chuckles softly]
371
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,115
I never fail.
372
00:17:18,341 --> 00:17:21,257
- What about your marriage?
- Excuse me?
373
00:17:22,519 --> 00:17:24,913
- I mean, he did bone me.
374
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:27,307
- Okay.
- More than once.
375
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:30,614
- Are you-are you serious?
- While you were pregnant.
376
00:17:30,658 --> 00:17:33,835
- It was a rough patch.
- I don't know.
377
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:37,056
Sounds like a pretty big fail,
if you ask me.
378
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:40,972
- Got him back, didn't I?
379
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,759
- Exactly.
380
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:51,983
- [chuckles] God.
381
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:53,724
You didn't
have any better example
382
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,813
for your teachable moment?
383
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:03,952
- Look, you just--you just hit
another rough patch.
384
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:07,738
- It's so embarrassing.
385
00:18:10,176 --> 00:18:11,786
- Hey.
386
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,964
It's gonna be okay.
387
00:18:19,272 --> 00:18:22,362
I'm gonna leave you
to your pity party.
388
00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:26,801
just remember, massager,
not just for your foot.
389
00:18:29,934 --> 00:18:32,763
- I can't pay you back
for any of this.
390
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,984
- It's cool.
I used CVS points.
391
00:18:39,466 --> 00:18:40,902
[device vibrates]
392
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:43,731
[distant hip-hop music
thumping over speakers]
393
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,647
♪
394
00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,693
[customer cheering]
395
00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,391
- Cute.
396
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,262
- 20 bucks.
397
00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:54,785
- Yeah, no, I'm good.
398
00:18:54,829 --> 00:18:56,831
- How about a bumper sticker?
399
00:18:56,874 --> 00:18:59,660
- I'll just take
my dry cleaning.
400
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:02,141
- It's all boxed up.
401
00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:06,057
♪
402
00:19:06,101 --> 00:19:08,277
- Hey, let me
ask you something.
403
00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:12,020
What's in it for you?
- What do you mean?
404
00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:14,153
- I mean, why do you want
to run this town?
405
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,372
- Nick said I would good at it.
406
00:19:16,416 --> 00:19:18,418
- Oh. Nick, huh?
407
00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:21,899
- Yeah, your genetic relation.
Whatever you call him.
408
00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:23,292
- Pretty smart guy.
409
00:19:23,336 --> 00:19:26,165
- Yeah, he seems to know
how it all works.
410
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:31,257
- So, you just do whatever
Nick says, huh?
411
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,044
- Don't you?
412
00:19:39,308 --> 00:19:40,744
- That's what you think?
413
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:48,099
- I just know he's in city hall
and you're in a strip club.
414
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,060
- Mm-hmm.
415
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,238
That's some bag you got.
416
00:19:56,282 --> 00:19:58,719
- Yeah, he's
a pretty smart guy.
417
00:19:59,981 --> 00:20:01,722
- Oh, no doubt.
418
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,118
Box that up for me too.
419
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,166
- [exhales slowly]
420
00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,734
This isn't yours.
- It's my strip club.
421
00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:15,344
- This is campaign money.
- No.
422
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217
You didn't get this far
by taking handouts, right?
423
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:23,787
- I need this to run.
- Oh, yeah?
424
00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,833
Let's see.
425
00:20:27,922 --> 00:20:31,012
- You can't.
426
00:20:31,055 --> 00:20:33,754
- Take it up with city hall.
427
00:20:43,633 --> 00:20:43,807
.
428
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,288
[door opens, closes]
429
00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:58,257
- That make you feel good?
- Yo, get him a Scotch.
430
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,302
- Really showed me, huh?
- Top shelf.
431
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,522
- Any shelf is fine.
- Oh.
432
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:06,134
Look who's trying
to keep it real now.
433
00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:08,005
Make it off the top.
434
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,574
- I don't think you get
what we're trying to do here.
435
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:14,447
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ain't no we.
436
00:21:14,490 --> 00:21:16,579
What you're trying to do.
437
00:21:16,623 --> 00:21:18,538
- There'd be no shelf
if it wasn't for what I do.
438
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:21,410
- Fine, drink the cheap stuff.
- No shelves at all.
439
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:25,109
- And you'd be on a city salary
if it wasn't for me.
440
00:21:25,153 --> 00:21:28,199
Don't forget that.
441
00:21:28,243 --> 00:21:30,463
- You think you'd
have any of this?
442
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:36,295
- You think you'd have her?
443
00:21:39,907 --> 00:21:42,431
- Just know one thing.
- What?
444
00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:46,217
- It isn't about her.
- What's it about?
445
00:21:46,261 --> 00:21:49,308
- It won't be me
doing the time.
446
00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:53,355
- 'Cause you'd make sure
it was me.
447
00:21:56,750 --> 00:21:59,318
- [laughs]
448
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:02,059
[sighs]
449
00:22:02,103 --> 00:22:03,757
- Nah, I got this.
450
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:08,370
- No, no, no.
You better keep what you can.
451
00:22:17,205 --> 00:22:19,686
- Can't we just get those
donor guys back to the club?
452
00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:22,993
- And tell them what?
- "Oopsie, we lost it all"?
453
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,954
- Okay.
What about a car wash?
454
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,086
- Do you have any idea
how much, like,
455
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,697
a minute of airtime costs?
456
00:22:30,740 --> 00:22:32,612
- Paid for that sick-ass trip
457
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,222
in high school
we took to Toronto.
458
00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:36,355
- Thought you hated Canada.
459
00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:38,966
- Except Toronto.
- Seriously?
460
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:40,881
- It's the best science center
in the world.
461
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:43,666
- Hmm. You'd have to wash
every car in the city.
462
00:22:43,710 --> 00:22:46,016
- Can we just skip the part
where we pretend
463
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,889
like there's
any legitimate way to do this?
464
00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,327
- Fine.
But we gotta change it up.
465
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:53,850
- New masks?
- Like Halloween?
466
00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,548
- Or like those
motorcycle helmets
467
00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:57,332
with the mirrored visors.
468
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,682
- You can't hear
a thing in those.
469
00:22:59,726 --> 00:23:01,684
- Sorry, where are you buying
a Halloween mask
470
00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:04,339
this time of year?
- Uh, Amazon.
471
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,820
- We can't rob.
472
00:23:08,299 --> 00:23:11,738
- We've never carjacked.
- Still need a mask for that.
473
00:23:11,781 --> 00:23:15,916
- You guys. My entire platform
is anti-crime.
474
00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:22,575
- So?
- So, we can't do crime.
475
00:23:24,054 --> 00:23:27,144
- No, we just can't do crime
and then get caught.
476
00:23:27,188 --> 00:23:29,756
- Hmm. It's the end of an era.
477
00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,714
- Hey,
Principal Clark's waiting.
478
00:23:31,758 --> 00:23:33,890
You got to hustle.
- Aren't you coming?
479
00:23:33,934 --> 00:23:36,110
- Unless he wants to meet
on the corner of Delaney
480
00:23:36,153 --> 00:23:37,981
and 3rd, it is all you.
481
00:23:38,808 --> 00:23:41,071
- You're right. Sorry.
482
00:23:41,115 --> 00:23:42,986
What did he do this time?
483
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,250
- Your son's very popular
with all the students.
484
00:23:46,294 --> 00:23:48,731
- That's good.
485
00:23:48,775 --> 00:23:52,213
- They think he's hilarious.
- He is.
486
00:23:52,256 --> 00:23:54,476
- And also very creative.
487
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:57,392
- Okay, what am I doing here?
488
00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,089
- I'm in the lounge
the other day,
489
00:23:59,133 --> 00:24:01,831
when I hear...honking.
490
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:04,312
- Okay?
491
00:24:04,355 --> 00:24:07,402
- All day.
It-it doesn't end.
492
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,753
- Right.
- So, eventually, I got up,
493
00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,407
went outside to see
what was going on,
494
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:15,889
and Kenny had written
on the side of the building.
495
00:24:17,325 --> 00:24:18,979
- And what did it say?
496
00:24:19,022 --> 00:24:21,503
- "Honk if you hate
Principal Clark."
497
00:24:21,547 --> 00:24:22,896
- Oh.
498
00:24:22,939 --> 00:24:24,680
- Apparently, everyone in town
hates me,
499
00:24:24,724 --> 00:24:26,073
because it went to the point
500
00:24:26,116 --> 00:24:28,162
that teachers
could barely conduct lessons.
501
00:24:29,337 --> 00:24:31,687
- And how do you know
that it was Kenny?
502
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:35,822
- I had hair
before I met your son.
503
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:43,482
Also, these were in his locker.
504
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:48,487
How's it going at home,
Mrs. Boland?
505
00:24:49,923 --> 00:24:52,969
- I mean, you know,
just like every other family.
506
00:24:53,013 --> 00:24:55,363
- [sighs]
How's his binge eating?
507
00:24:55,406 --> 00:24:57,844
- Much better.
- Well,
508
00:24:57,887 --> 00:24:59,672
I'm afraid to say he's still
having a hard time here.
509
00:24:59,715 --> 00:25:01,848
I mean, the kid constantly
needs attention,
510
00:25:01,891 --> 00:25:04,024
and he certainly knows
how to get it.
511
00:25:05,852 --> 00:25:07,331
[upbeat percussive music
building]
512
00:25:07,375 --> 00:25:09,769
We encourage our students
to get their message across,
513
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:11,727
just not at
the school's expense.
514
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,686
♪
515
00:25:13,729 --> 00:25:15,644
- Won't happen again.
516
00:25:15,688 --> 00:25:18,125
♪
517
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:21,128
My opponent can blanket
the airwaves with her message.
518
00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,565
But I'd rather be out here
doing something.
519
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:26,002
- And what's your message,
Mrs. Boland?
520
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:28,396
- It's time to clean up
our streets.
521
00:25:28,439 --> 00:25:30,006
♪
522
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,182
- ♪ We can't take no
boom, boom, boom ♪
523
00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:33,836
♪
524
00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:35,621
- My removing
their calling cards,
525
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:37,666
we're saying to these gangs,
526
00:25:37,710 --> 00:25:39,668
you are not welcome
in Ashfield.
527
00:25:39,712 --> 00:25:42,018
♪
528
00:25:42,062 --> 00:25:44,543
♪ We can't ask
for a rat-tat-tat ♪
529
00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:48,721
♪
530
00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,374
- And whether I'm elected or
not,
531
00:25:50,418 --> 00:25:51,898
I will continue to fight
532
00:25:51,941 --> 00:25:53,552
for the safety
of this community.
533
00:25:53,595 --> 00:25:54,988
- And how do you plan
to do that?
534
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:56,990
- Well, as a mother,
I know
535
00:25:57,033 --> 00:25:58,948
that some of the best ways
to clean up a mess
536
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:00,428
are to get to it
before it starts.
537
00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,734
- What are you doing? Uh-uh.
538
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:04,084
No. You gotta go big.
539
00:26:05,825 --> 00:26:08,436
- When you walk by a business
that's vandalized like this,
540
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:10,046
and you just assume
that it's normal,
541
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,701
you know what happens?
It becomes normal.
542
00:26:12,745 --> 00:26:14,703
How'd I do?
And a building like this
543
00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,792
with these tags says...
- Can I have my iPad?
544
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,577
- You're still grounded.
545
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,274
- Wait, who's that guy?
546
00:26:20,317 --> 00:26:22,102
- Who?
547
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:27,237
- That-that guy. The guy.
The guy with the coffees.
548
00:26:27,281 --> 00:26:29,065
[doorbell rings]
549
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,285
- Uh, he's just some guy
who works there.
550
00:26:31,328 --> 00:26:32,895
- Are you sure?
551
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,811
- I mean, he made me a latte.
552
00:26:35,855 --> 00:26:37,900
Why, do you know him?
553
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:39,772
- I thought I did, yeah.
[door opens]
554
00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:42,252
- Hey, Mom, your friend's here.
555
00:26:43,776 --> 00:26:45,865
- Hi, Denise.
556
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:51,044
- Does your family have
a special tie to the islands?
557
00:26:51,087 --> 00:26:53,699
There's so much
Caribbean flair.
558
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,702
- Uh, Kenny, get the girls
ready for dance.
559
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:01,184
- Is that a hot tub?
- Yeah.
560
00:27:01,228 --> 00:27:03,709
We like to treat
every day like it's a vacation.
561
00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,101
- Well, how do you
have time to relax
562
00:27:05,145 --> 00:27:07,364
with all the campaigning
that you're doing?
563
00:27:07,408 --> 00:27:09,062
- How can I help you, Denise?
564
00:27:09,105 --> 00:27:11,455
- I came to congratulate you.
565
00:27:11,499 --> 00:27:14,807
- I haven't won yet.
- Chief Gorski has been raving
566
00:27:14,850 --> 00:27:17,766
about your neighborhood
safety plan.
567
00:27:17,810 --> 00:27:19,681
- Oh, well he's been
really helpful.
568
00:27:19,725 --> 00:27:22,292
- And I would love for you
to get it going.
569
00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:24,338
- That's the plan.
570
00:27:24,381 --> 00:27:27,471
- After I'm elected.
- I don't understand.
571
00:27:27,515 --> 00:27:30,387
- I'm offering you a job.
572
00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:32,259
- Why would I do that?
573
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:34,653
- Because he also mentioned
the legal trouble
574
00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:36,350
that your husband's
been having.
575
00:27:37,743 --> 00:27:39,527
- He hasn't been
convicted of anything.
576
00:27:39,570 --> 00:27:40,833
- But does it really matter,
577
00:27:40,876 --> 00:27:43,313
when that's
your entire platform?
578
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,489
[footsteps approaching]
579
00:27:45,533 --> 00:27:48,928
- Can we order a pizza?
- Uh, one-one minute.
580
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,236
- Anyway, you're busy.
Think about it.
581
00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:56,022
Oh.
582
00:27:57,414 --> 00:27:59,242
Mahalo.
583
00:27:59,286 --> 00:28:01,288
[door opens, closes]
584
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:07,337
.
585
00:28:07,381 --> 00:28:09,513
- Oh. [shivers]
[knocking at door]
586
00:28:09,557 --> 00:28:11,820
Do Not Disturb is on.
587
00:28:14,344 --> 00:28:15,737
[knocking at door]
588
00:28:15,781 --> 00:28:17,696
You're disturbing!
589
00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:21,700
[knocking at door]
Oh, my God.
590
00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,880
What do you want?
591
00:28:29,751 --> 00:28:31,448
- A do-over.
592
00:28:32,754 --> 00:28:34,408
- I'm good.
593
00:28:34,451 --> 00:28:36,976
- There's nothing to steal
from you this time.
594
00:28:39,413 --> 00:28:41,720
- One drink.
595
00:28:45,027 --> 00:28:46,855
- I need that plate back.
596
00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:51,599
- What for?
597
00:28:51,642 --> 00:28:54,036
- So I can replace
what I took from you.
598
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,604
- What good would that do?
- You could say
599
00:28:56,647 --> 00:28:59,389
that you misplaced it and
make everything right again.
600
00:28:59,433 --> 00:29:01,696
- Too late.
Wouldn't make us right.
601
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:05,047
- He made me do it, okay?
- You should have told me.
602
00:29:05,091 --> 00:29:08,659
- I had to protect my family.
- Maybe I could have helped.
603
00:29:08,703 --> 00:29:11,358
- I'm supposed to trust
the person who busted me?
604
00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:12,402
- Yeah.
- How?
605
00:29:12,446 --> 00:29:14,665
- I trusted you.
606
00:29:15,841 --> 00:29:17,625
- Because we're supposed
to be friends?
607
00:29:17,668 --> 00:29:19,235
- I don't know.
- How would that even work?
608
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,628
- I don't know.
609
00:29:20,671 --> 00:29:22,630
- Okay, so we just put aside
that I do what I do
610
00:29:22,673 --> 00:29:25,415
and that you do what you do,
and we just meet up
611
00:29:25,459 --> 00:29:28,288
for a girls' trip
in Cabo every year?
612
00:29:28,331 --> 00:29:31,421
[sirens wail in the distance]
613
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,435
- The plate's back in D.C.
614
00:29:45,479 --> 00:29:49,526
- Can you get it?
- I just want to get him.
615
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,618
- I can't run.
- Why?
616
00:29:54,662 --> 00:29:57,839
- Because she's gonna use Dean
against me.
617
00:29:57,883 --> 00:29:59,145
- Who leaked it?
618
00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:01,277
- Her daughter takes tap
with the chief's kid.
619
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:02,931
It's a mom thing.
620
00:30:05,368 --> 00:30:07,066
- Look, I have to
bring back something.
621
00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:08,545
- I have to drop out.
622
00:30:08,589 --> 00:30:10,417
- And I'd rather it not be you.
623
00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,636
- So, what am I
supposed to do here?
624
00:30:12,680 --> 00:30:15,683
- Do to her what you did to me.
625
00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:21,645
[door opens]
- [sighs]
626
00:30:21,689 --> 00:30:24,344
What they call a gym
is actually a closet
627
00:30:24,387 --> 00:30:26,955
with a NordicTrack from 1992.
628
00:30:26,999 --> 00:30:30,393
I'd be better off up here
curling bags of my own urine.
629
00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:32,439
- Please don't.
630
00:30:35,224 --> 00:30:37,574
- Everything cool?
631
00:30:41,448 --> 00:30:43,754
- Yep.
632
00:30:48,107 --> 00:30:50,849
- I'm gonna take a shower.
633
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:56,855
- That I say that, obviously.
[both laugh]
634
00:30:56,898 --> 00:30:58,769
How come everything makes me
think of Harry Styles?
635
00:30:58,813 --> 00:31:00,293
- I mean--
- [laughs]
636
00:31:00,336 --> 00:31:02,425
[woman laughs]
637
00:31:02,469 --> 00:31:05,080
- I thought he broke up
with her.
638
00:31:06,038 --> 00:31:07,822
- Could be a rebound.
639
00:31:09,737 --> 00:31:12,087
- Do you want me to, uh, turn
the oven on?
640
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,916
[distant laughter]
641
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,875
What's wrong?
642
00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:21,270
- Oh, nothing, they just forgot
the garlic knots.
643
00:31:21,314 --> 00:31:23,925
- Mm-hmm. I'll warm it up.
644
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:35,371
- There's pizza, if you want
to come up for air.
645
00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,634
- Cool. Come check us out.
646
00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:40,072
- That will not be necessary,
thank you.
647
00:31:40,115 --> 00:31:42,074
- Come here!
648
00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734
- She needed someone
to do the back.
649
00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:53,302
- [scoffs]
You could have called.
650
00:31:53,346 --> 00:31:55,957
- They shut my phone off.
651
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:57,785
- You can't pay
your phone bill?
652
00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,961
- Auto-pay is connected
to an overdrawn account.
653
00:32:00,005 --> 00:32:02,094
It's like a whole thing.
654
00:32:03,965 --> 00:32:05,749
- Well, I really hope you know
what you're doing.
655
00:32:05,793 --> 00:32:07,882
- He trained at Vidal Sassoon.
656
00:32:07,926 --> 00:32:11,842
- Oh no, Vito Sassin.
- Who's that?
657
00:32:11,886 --> 00:32:14,106
- Owns the dog-grooming place
on Trumble.
658
00:32:14,149 --> 00:32:15,585
- Oh, my God.
659
00:32:15,629 --> 00:32:17,065
- Okay, you know what,
I'm gonna take over.
660
00:32:17,109 --> 00:32:18,937
Why don't you grab
a slice, huh?
661
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:23,854
- All right.
- Thank you.
662
00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,030
- Okay.
663
00:32:27,293 --> 00:32:28,555
- How is it?
664
00:32:28,598 --> 00:32:30,470
- Let me see.
665
00:32:30,513 --> 00:32:31,993
Hmm.
666
00:32:32,037 --> 00:32:33,777
- Oh, no.
667
00:32:33,821 --> 00:32:35,214
- [stammers, chuckles]
668
00:32:35,257 --> 00:32:36,563
Can't believe I'm saying this,
669
00:32:36,606 --> 00:32:39,609
but he actually got
all your roots.
670
00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,394
- Really?
- Yeah.
671
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:44,614
And I feel like he somehow
may have given you highlights?
672
00:32:44,658 --> 00:32:46,573
- Oh. Okay.
673
00:32:46,616 --> 00:32:48,444
Maybe I should start
going to Vito.
674
00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:50,403
[both laugh]
675
00:32:50,446 --> 00:32:54,276
- Wow. This is, like,
kind of amazing.
676
00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,192
- Well, so is he.
- [scoffs]
677
00:32:57,236 --> 00:32:59,368
- You know, he taught me
how to get double points.
678
00:32:59,412 --> 00:33:03,372
And not just at CVS, but, like,
Walgreens, Rite Aid, Krogers.
679
00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:04,983
They all apparently do it.
680
00:33:05,026 --> 00:33:07,115
- Yeah.
His whole life is a hack.
681
00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:10,292
- I shouldn't have been
so judgey about him.
682
00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:12,077
- It's hard not to be.
683
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:15,210
- He's a really good guy.
- Yeah.
684
00:33:15,254 --> 00:33:16,951
- You know, there aren't
a lot of them out there.
685
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,520
- Ugh, I know.
- I'm really happy for you.
686
00:33:22,261 --> 00:33:27,483
- Oh. Uh, no, we're not--it's
not like-like that.
687
00:33:27,527 --> 00:33:29,007
- Oh.
688
00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,711
Why not?
689
00:33:40,192 --> 00:33:42,585
- It's so clean.
- Oh, well, my kids know
690
00:33:42,629 --> 00:33:45,153
it's the only way
to get their allowance.
691
00:33:45,197 --> 00:33:46,894
- I can hardly get mine
to brush their teeth.
692
00:33:46,937 --> 00:33:48,156
- Oh, well, you know,
693
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:50,811
you just--you have
to give them structure.
694
00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,031
- Or maybe you're very good
at convincing people
695
00:33:53,074 --> 00:33:55,250
to do things
they don't want to do.
696
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:56,991
- Coffee?
- Yes, please.
697
00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,558
- If it makes you feel
any better,
698
00:33:58,601 --> 00:34:00,081
I think that we're gonna
be a great team.
699
00:34:00,125 --> 00:34:02,040
- Oh, so do I.
- Wonderful.
700
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:04,651
- I couldn't win without you.
701
00:34:04,694 --> 00:34:07,088
- Wait, I'm sorry?
702
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,788
- I'm gonna need all those
Jesus lovers.
703
00:34:15,618 --> 00:34:18,056
- Is that a Portmeirion
butter dish?
704
00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:20,884
- Yeah.
It was an anniversary gift.
705
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,625
- Do you have the whole set?
706
00:34:25,237 --> 00:34:26,760
- He can have it.
707
00:34:26,803 --> 00:34:28,979
- Do you collect Portmeirion?
708
00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:30,155
- Nah.
709
00:34:33,201 --> 00:34:34,246
- [screams]
710
00:34:35,595 --> 00:34:36,770
[screams]
711
00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,685
What is he doing?
712
00:34:40,339 --> 00:34:43,037
- He is making it look
like a home invasion.
713
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,735
- Wait, no, I-I-I have
a family.
714
00:34:47,346 --> 00:34:48,825
- So do I.
715
00:34:48,869 --> 00:34:51,001
- Wait, please-please
don't do this.
716
00:34:51,045 --> 00:34:52,481
- Can we hurry this up?
717
00:34:52,525 --> 00:34:54,788
I've got to pick up
Danny from band.
718
00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,230
- I'll do whatever you want.
719
00:35:02,274 --> 00:35:04,102
I'll leave him out of it.
720
00:35:06,669 --> 00:35:09,759
- Does your daughter skate too?
721
00:35:09,803 --> 00:35:11,413
Hey, do you like
figure skating?
722
00:35:11,457 --> 00:35:13,502
- I love the Ice Capades.
723
00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:18,812
- He will be at every practice,
every show, everywhere.
724
00:35:21,815 --> 00:35:24,122
- [voice shaking]
I won't-I won't tell anyone.
725
00:35:27,734 --> 00:35:31,216
- Oh, hey, thank you
for your support.
726
00:35:32,304 --> 00:35:34,784
- [crying]
727
00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:39,833
.
728
00:35:39,876 --> 00:35:42,009
- Come over here.
- I got it.
729
00:35:42,052 --> 00:35:44,229
- No, I need you to see.
Come here.
730
00:35:48,624 --> 00:35:51,149
- Yeah.
- What is that?
731
00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:52,846
- It's not the end
of the world.
732
00:35:52,889 --> 00:35:55,240
- A Big Mac is people food.
733
00:35:55,283 --> 00:35:56,763
- I'm sorry, okay?
734
00:35:56,806 --> 00:35:58,678
- Well, how does that help me?
- I--
735
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:02,769
- What do you want, Tina?
736
00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,466
- I want you to wake up
in the middle of the night
737
00:36:04,510 --> 00:36:06,903
when Licorice has his squirts
all over our bedroom.
738
00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:10,211
- Fine.
- Hey, we're not done here.
739
00:36:10,255 --> 00:36:12,300
- He barely ate of it.
740
00:36:12,344 --> 00:36:13,997
- I just need you
to answer something.
741
00:36:14,041 --> 00:36:16,174
- [sighs]
742
00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,088
What's that?
743
00:36:18,132 --> 00:36:21,222
- How do you make it through
your day being such a moron?
744
00:36:21,266 --> 00:36:23,616
- Can we talk about this later?
745
00:36:23,659 --> 00:36:25,922
- Just think about my question.
746
00:36:29,143 --> 00:36:30,405
- Hey, where were we?
Um...
747
00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:32,494
Oh, right, so corporate
wants us to do a promo
748
00:36:32,538 --> 00:36:34,844
with the fruit acid peel.
749
00:36:37,282 --> 00:36:38,587
- Can I ask you something?
750
00:36:38,631 --> 00:36:40,502
- Oh, she's on an elephant dose
751
00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982
of IVF crap.
Ignore her.
752
00:36:42,025 --> 00:36:45,203
- Hey, did you really give
that stuff to the DA?
753
00:36:46,073 --> 00:36:48,206
- Yeah. Why?
754
00:36:48,249 --> 00:36:51,383
- Saw him yesterday.
- Where?
755
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:56,214
- Starbucks.
- Nice.
756
00:36:57,911 --> 00:37:00,218
- He works there.
757
00:37:01,567 --> 00:37:03,438
- Well, he works out
of a lot of places.
758
00:37:03,482 --> 00:37:07,573
- Mm, no, he was
serving the coffee.
759
00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:11,707
- Middle-aged balanced dad?
- Yeah, with a green apron.
760
00:37:11,751 --> 00:37:13,753
- That could have been anybody.
761
00:37:13,796 --> 00:37:17,409
- But the name tag said
"Darryl."
762
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,545
- We didn't have a choice.
763
00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:29,551
- I made the name tag part up.
764
00:37:31,336 --> 00:37:33,251
- We're gonna send it
to the real DA.
765
00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:35,688
- What are you guys
waiting for?
766
00:37:36,602 --> 00:37:39,692
- Ask your friend.
- Stan?
767
00:37:39,735 --> 00:37:43,043
- Hey, you're not the only one
in a tight spot.
768
00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:47,439
- Jesus, it's all
over the comforter!
769
00:37:49,919 --> 00:37:53,314
- Coming!
- Bring the carpet cleaner!
770
00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:54,968
- Excuse me.
771
00:38:03,455 --> 00:38:05,413
- You in my business again?
772
00:38:05,457 --> 00:38:07,763
- What the hell is bee venom?
- Oh.
773
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:09,852
Don't tell me.
I know this one.
774
00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:12,333
Increases blood
flow to the area,
775
00:38:12,377 --> 00:38:14,117
bringing fresh oxygen
and nutrients.
776
00:38:14,161 --> 00:38:18,208
Also stimulates the production
of collagen and elastin.
777
00:38:18,252 --> 00:38:21,429
- Hmm. Yeah, I meant
all of this. What is this?
778
00:38:21,473 --> 00:38:23,910
- Well, it's my business,
literally.
779
00:38:23,953 --> 00:38:26,782
- Bee venom?
- No, not just that.
780
00:38:26,826 --> 00:38:30,090
There's a--got
a Vitamin C balm,
781
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:32,353
got your Energizing Face Wash,
782
00:38:32,397 --> 00:38:35,313
and you got your
Serum Concentrate.
783
00:38:36,531 --> 00:38:39,360
- So, lotions.
784
00:38:39,404 --> 00:38:42,450
- Look, babe,
I'm just-I'm just trying
785
00:38:42,494 --> 00:38:43,799
to keep us
out of trouble, okay?
786
00:38:43,843 --> 00:38:47,412
- But I have the club now.
- Club's trouble.
787
00:38:47,455 --> 00:38:49,544
- The club pays the bills.
788
00:38:49,588 --> 00:38:51,546
- Till more trouble
comes knocking.
789
00:38:52,982 --> 00:38:56,508
- Who is this trouble?
- I don't know.
790
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:59,728
But it just always kind of
seems to find you ladies.
791
00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:05,778
- Is this, like, the Scouts,
792
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:07,780
where I gotta make
people buy it at work?
793
00:39:07,823 --> 00:39:10,739
- No. No, no, no.
I hit up my own network.
794
00:39:12,262 --> 00:39:16,266
- How deep are you in this?
- What, just a year's worth.
795
00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:19,313
- Jesus.
- What?
796
00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:23,448
- Just so you know, none
of these are for Black people.
797
00:39:25,450 --> 00:39:27,669
- These are all
for Black people.
798
00:39:31,107 --> 00:39:32,761
That's not for Black people.
799
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:36,722
- ♪ Oh, blue
800
00:39:36,765 --> 00:39:38,724
[dreamy pop music]
801
00:39:38,767 --> 00:39:41,857
♪ Do you even know my name?
802
00:39:41,901 --> 00:39:44,251
[door creaks]
803
00:39:44,294 --> 00:39:50,039
♪ I carry you off the round
with me ♪
804
00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,391
- How'd we get our stuff back?
- I don't know.
805
00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,524
- Maybe we got our fish
back too.
806
00:39:56,568 --> 00:39:59,266
♪
807
00:39:59,309 --> 00:40:02,922
- ♪ Being with you
in a dream ♪
808
00:40:02,965 --> 00:40:05,011
♪
809
00:40:05,054 --> 00:40:10,408
♪ Beyond the grapes
of consciousness ♪
810
00:40:10,451 --> 00:40:12,584
♪ You spoke to me
811
00:40:12,627 --> 00:40:14,934
♪
812
00:40:14,977 --> 00:40:19,895
♪ Now when I get up,
I never know ♪
813
00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,594
♪ Just where I am
814
00:40:22,637 --> 00:40:25,074
♪
815
00:40:25,118 --> 00:40:26,554
- You got another zit?
816
00:40:27,990 --> 00:40:29,470
- Nope.
817
00:40:30,297 --> 00:40:35,084
♪
818
00:40:35,128 --> 00:40:40,263
- ♪ And on the end,
my sinner stayed ♪
819
00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:41,874
[phone chiming]
820
00:40:41,917 --> 00:40:45,443
♪ What else can I do?
821
00:40:45,486 --> 00:40:48,402
♪ I think
822
00:40:48,446 --> 00:40:50,665
♪
823
00:40:50,709 --> 00:40:56,628
♪ Of you
824
00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:59,500
♪
825
00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,765
- It's not a knock,
but it's a start.
826
00:41:09,249 --> 00:41:11,686
- I love what you've done
with the place.
827
00:41:13,340 --> 00:41:15,516
- Why'd you give it all back?
828
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:18,476
- Not all of it.
829
00:41:18,519 --> 00:41:20,826
- Why any of it?
830
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:25,961
- Saw you're tagging's
really coming along.
831
00:41:26,005 --> 00:41:28,964
- I've got a really
good campaign team.
832
00:41:30,836 --> 00:41:33,534
- I told you
you didn't need him.
833
00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:40,889
I will take one of those
T-shirts, though.
834
00:41:42,587 --> 00:41:44,632
♪
835
00:41:44,676 --> 00:41:47,026
[door closes]
836
00:41:47,069 --> 00:41:53,249
♪
837
00:41:53,293 --> 00:41:56,296
- ♪ Now when I get up
838
00:41:56,339 --> 00:41:58,559
♪ I never know
839
00:41:58,603 --> 00:42:01,257
♪ Just where I am
840
00:42:01,301 --> 00:42:03,825
♪
841
00:42:03,869 --> 00:42:07,046
♪ I think
842
00:42:07,089 --> 00:42:09,222
♪
843
00:42:09,265 --> 00:42:16,011
♪ Of you
844
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:25,368
[edgy pop music]
845
00:42:25,412 --> 00:42:28,371
[singer vocalizing]
846
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:35,291
♪
847
00:42:35,341 --> 00:42:39,891
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