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- C'mon c'mon c'mon
s'go s'go s'go s'go!
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- Oh! This cliff is the worst!
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- AWOL we gotta go!
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- I gotta get my bites in.
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- Why are you eating cabbage?!
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We need to go rescue
that cute girl!
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- My name is Mandy but thank you
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I'm having a very bad day
and I needed that!
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- According to this article
on BuzzFood,
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once you take
ten-thousand bites of cabbage
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you'll be able to
dunk like LeBron.
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- Cabbage is gross though.
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- Hey. Nothing tastes as good
as dunking feels.
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Nine-thousand-five-
hundred-sixty-nine!
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- Mandy, we'll be with you
as soon as we can
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and if I'm being honest you are
having a great hair day.
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- Well thank you!
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I've been thinking about getting
bangs but I don't know--
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- Dude!
What is your problem?
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- Pipe down
I can't hear my agent!
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Go ahead, Ari.
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And they wanna hire
Danger Force?
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[ chuckles ] You animal.
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Yeah. I'll see you in Hollywood.
Okay...
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You'll never guess who that was.
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- Ari?
- Your agent?
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- Well you'll never guess
where we're going.
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- Hollywood?
- To see an animal?
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- I think we got cut off.
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- Hi can you hold please?
- I am holding!
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- That's the spirit.
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I assume you all know about
the sequel
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to the blockbuster movie, "The
Fight Attendant" is coming out.
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- Fight Attendant Two:
Fasten Your Beat Belts.
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- Ooh, starring
That Girl Lay Lay!
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- Yeah, there's a blimp right
outside with her face on it.
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- Well Ari just got off
the phone with the producers
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and guess who they wanna
hire to deliver
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the actual hard drive
with the actual movie on it
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to the actual premiere
in actual Hollywood?
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- Dwayne "The Wade" Johnson?!
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- What? No!
Danger Force!
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- Awesome!
- Green envelopes!
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- Hollywood!
- Cabbage!
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- Yeah I guess a bunch of rival
studios and internet trolls
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have been trying to steal
the movie and leak it online.
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So the producers want us
absolute units
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to drive it safely
to Tinseltown.
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AWOL: I'm in. Sounds fun.
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- Why are you--
Y'know what?
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I don't even wanna know what
"this" runner is about.
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- Fine by me.
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Nine-thousand-five-
hundred-seventy!
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- Ah, the cell service on
this cliff is the worst!
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I think our call dropped.
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- Oh, no no no sweetie
I hung up on you
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because we have another thing
we have to do.
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- What?!
- Yeah.
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Just hang in there,
your hair looks great.
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I'm gonna get you on the line
with someone who isn't me.
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Schwooozzz! Line four,
got a cliffhanger!
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- [ sighs ] Welcome to
the Captain Man hold line,
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my name is... Schwann.
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- Schwan, this cliff
is the worst!
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- So I say we rent
an absolute beater of an R/V,
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fire up a hot mixtape,
and have ourselves...
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a little road trip!
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[ Volt and Brainstorm
in unison ] - Road Trip!
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- Road Trip!
- Whoo!
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- Wait wait wait wait wait,
why don't we just get AWOL
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to teleport the hard drive
to Hollywood?
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- Did you hear how excited
everyone got
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when I said, "Road Trip?"
- Yeah.
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- Yeah. Did you hear how quiet
they all got when you pitched
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a fast and easy and reasonable
mission for us?
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- It wasn't that quiet...
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CAPTAIN MAN:
It was pretty quiet.
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Let's say we just forget
about this
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and have ourselves a little
road trip!
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[ in unison ]
- Road trip!
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- Road trip.
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- Let's do it.
- You guys!
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I just came up with the
perfect name for this mission.
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AWOL: What is it?
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- Drive Hard.
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[ upbeat music ]
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[ sound of tires screeching ]
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- I love that.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ music ]
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- authorities say, "Hey man,
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that whale would have
exploded anyway."
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- Too bad.
- Tough day at the beach.
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- In fun news,
The Fight Attendant Two:
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Fasten Your Beat Belts starring
That Girl Lay Lay
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is scheduled to premiere.
In Hollywood.
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- Let's take a look at a clip
from the movie.
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- You've just been
cleared for takedown.
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And it's gonna be
a bumpy ride...
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AHHHHHHH!!!!
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MOVIE ANNOUNCER:
The Fight Attendant II:
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Fasten Your Beat Belts
starring That Girl Lay Lay.
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This film is not yet rated.
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- Based on that clip alone,
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I give this movie
two-hundred Trents.
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- Oh wow, you haven't given
a movie that many Trents since
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A Walk to Remember.
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- Her love was like the wind.
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He couldn't see it,
but he could feel it.
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- Well Captain Man
and Danger Force
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are having a drive to remember,
as they take a road trip
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to deliver the film
to Hollywood.
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- Producer Deuce Van Nuys
is with us now,
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sitting in one of those
fancy chairs
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they have on Hollywood sets.
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TRENT: 'Sup Deuce?
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- Yeah what's your question?
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- Did you hire Captain Man
and Danger Force
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because you've received
a lot of threats?
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- Yeah we get a lot of threats.
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Everybody wants to steal
this movie.
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But I says, I says to everyone
"I'm not afraid of you!
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Bring it on." And then I gave
the job to Danger Force.
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- Don't you think that puts
Danger Force in... danger?
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- Oh, they'll be fine.
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Heck, I'll even tell you
where they are this very second.
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- No don't--
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- If you go to
Fight Attendant Two:
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Fasten Your Beat Belts dot com
you can watch their progress
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on the Danger Force tracker.
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I gotta go.
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- He seems awful.
- In--
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- Why would Deuce Van Nuys
tell anyone
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who would want to steal this
movie exactly where we are?!
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- Who cares?
- Yeah, bring it on.
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- He obviously trusts us
to get the job done, sonnnn.
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- Hey, hitchhikers!
- Hey hey hey hey hey.
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- Let's pick 'em up!
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- We are not picking up
hitchhikers.
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- Agreed.
They might steal the movie.
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AWOL: No one's gonna
steal the movie.
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I had a vision the other day
of all of us
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sittin' front row
at the premiere.
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- You did?
- Yeah.
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And my visions always come true.
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- No no no no spoilers!
No spoilers!
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- Normally I love picking up
hitchhikers,
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but we're on a mission.
Can't take the risk.
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- Too bad. They looked like
a couple of nice moms.
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- Hang tight everybody!
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- Noooo!
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- M'heads!
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[ brakes squeal ]
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- Did you take out
all our snacks
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and replace it with cabbage?
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- I'm a cuppa hundred chomps
away from being able to yam!
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- Okay everybody be cool
when the moms get here.
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- Don't pick up the moms, Ray.
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- He's pickin' up the moms.
- He might not.
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- We all know
he's pickin' up the moms.
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- Don't get the moms...
- He's getting the moms.
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- You moms ever been
in an R/V before?
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SHOUTOUT: Drive!
AWOL: Turn around, man!
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[ horns honking ]
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- So where you all headed?
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- Uh, we're going to...
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- Mmmmontana.
Montana.
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- No we're not.
That's stupid.
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We're actually on a mission
to deliver
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the new Fight Attendant movie
to Hollywood.
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- It's top secret.
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You might've heard about it
on the news.
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- Shhhheck it out.
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- Uh, can I talk to
you in private?
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- Easiest "no" I've ever given.
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- Oh no. Someone has clogged
the toilet.
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- Oh no!
- Come on!
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Will somebody drive for me
for a second, please?
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- I will! I got my license
the other day.
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- Seriously?!
Please explain. Fast.
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- My step-dad is the Vice Mayor
and one night
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he wanted chicky-nuggies but
ladies' billiards was on TV
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so he gave me a legal
Swellview Drivers License.
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- Don't hit anything
I wouldn't hit.
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- Yes!
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- Whoa!
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SHOUTOUT: It's not that bumpy!
Come on!
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Okay. Alright.
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- The toilet's fine.
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For now -- get out.
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- Ewww. And no.
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- Something's not right about
those moms.
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- Yeah, Doris is really
givin' off "aunt" vibes
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which will do in a pinch
I guess but--
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- I don't think
they're hitchhikers --
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I think they're thieves.
- Why would you say that?
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- Sorry y'all gotta grab
a fresh head.
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Yoink.
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- Is that a toilet cabbage?
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- So...what're we talkin' about?
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- We think those
hitchhiking moms
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are trying to steal the movie.
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- Definitely possible.
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Nine-thousand-eight-
hundred-seventy-two.
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- Hey...
driving-kid.
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- Name's Brainstorm.
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Please do not distract me
while I focus on
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my very important job
of driving this R/V.
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- I think your friends are
calling for you in the bathroom.
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- Love those guys!
Drive for me, will ya?!
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[ horns honking ]
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- You got it!
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- Brainstorm! Do you think
there's something weird
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about those
hitchhiking moms?
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- Yeah, I'm getting aunt vibes
off of Doris.
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- Not what I'm talking about!
- Thank you!
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- Wait.
If you're in here...
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- Who's driving?!
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- Caroline. Or Doris.
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Honestly, all aunts
look the same to me.
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- Is that a helicopter?
- Somebody open the door!
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- Open it!
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- Hey sorry but we're takin'
the hard drive with the movie.
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- No!
- No no no! Hey!
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- Also the R/V is headed
for a cliff.
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And we're not moms,
we're aunts -- byeeeee.
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- Man, my mom-dar
is way off today.
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- Bigger problem!
We are trapped in a bathroom
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in an R/V that is
headed off a cliff!
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- Guys, I'll get us out of here.
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I just gotta put my fist
in the air.
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- Well do it then.
- Come on.
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- Okay okay.
- You know what?
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- Maybe you should let go
of the giant head of cabbage
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00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:57,793
you're holding.
- I gotta get my bites in!
246
00:09:57,793 --> 00:10:00,931
[ Super-screams ]
- JUST LET GO OF THE CABBAGE!
247
00:10:06,275 --> 00:10:07,620
- Clifffff!
248
00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,413
[ all scream ]
249
00:10:10,413 --> 00:10:12,482
[ brakes screech ]
250
00:10:17,344 --> 00:10:18,620
- What the heck?!
251
00:10:18,620 --> 00:10:21,000
- What's going on, babygirl?
Talk to me.
252
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,448
- An R/V just pulled up!
253
00:10:22,448 --> 00:10:25,137
I think someone's here
to save me!
254
00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:27,896
- Ha-ah!
255
00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:30,206
- [ laughs ] That was close.
256
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:33,000
Brainstorm back us
out of here.
257
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:36,482
- You got it Boss.
258
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:39,482
[ Music - "Rock You Like
a Hurricane" by Scorpions ]
259
00:10:42,965 --> 00:10:46,827
- Never mind...
260
00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:48,793
[ Mandy cries ]
261
00:10:48,793 --> 00:10:51,482
[ music ]
262
00:10:51,482 --> 00:10:53,206
- You have to call
Deuce Van Nuys and tell him
263
00:10:53,206 --> 00:10:55,758
that we lost the hard drive.
- Can I just text him?
264
00:10:55,758 --> 00:10:57,896
- You're the one who picked up
the hitchhikin' aunts,
265
00:10:57,896 --> 00:11:00,344
you're calling Deuce.
266
00:11:00,344 --> 00:11:02,137
[ phone ringing ]
267
00:11:02,137 --> 00:11:03,586
- What.
268
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:07,034
- [ imitates a female voice ]
I have ShoutOut for you.
269
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,689
- Heyyyy Deuce.
270
00:11:08,689 --> 00:11:10,137
- Whaddaya want?
271
00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,931
- Listen, the hard drive you
hired us to protect
272
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:17,448
kinda sorrrta...
got stolen.
273
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:18,517
- No big deal.
274
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:19,827
- I'm sorry what?
275
00:11:19,827 --> 00:11:22,310
- No biggity.
The one you had was a fake!
276
00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,896
The only movie on that hard
drive is A Walk To Remember!
277
00:11:24,896 --> 00:11:26,103
[ Deuce laughs ]
278
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,620
- So you were just using us?!
279
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,137
DEUCE: Yeah that's right, baby.
280
00:11:29,137 --> 00:11:30,758
You see, if everyone thought
you had the real movie
281
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,931
they'd only attack you.
282
00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,275
- So the five of us
283
00:11:34,275 --> 00:11:36,620
and my sweet, sweet cabbage
were just bait?
284
00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:40,344
- That's right. I'm in a van
right now with the real movie.
285
00:11:40,344 --> 00:11:44,517
Protected by four mercs
and a real superhero!
286
00:11:44,517 --> 00:11:46,724
- What real superhero?
287
00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,206
- Hello sir!
288
00:11:48,206 --> 00:11:49,689
- Lil' Dynomite?!
- Schwozzzllllil Dynomite!
289
00:11:49,689 --> 00:11:51,172
Lil' Dynomite.
Lil' Dynomite.
290
00:11:51,172 --> 00:11:52,482
Lil' try hard
from Neighborville.
291
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:53,896
Hates me.
Got it.
292
00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:56,344
- I told you I'd be back.
And now I am!
293
00:11:56,344 --> 00:11:58,551
- I knew this kid
wouldn't let me down.
294
00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,862
- I just keep thinking,
"What would Captain Man do?"
295
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:04,793
And then
I do the opposite.
296
00:12:04,793 --> 00:12:06,310
Get roasted, sir.
297
00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:08,034
- Now you listen to me,
you little try hard--
298
00:12:08,034 --> 00:12:10,551
- Look at it this way.
We're like the A-Team.
299
00:12:10,551 --> 00:12:12,103
You guys are the B-Team.
300
00:12:12,103 --> 00:12:15,931
So go "B" somewhere else and let
the big boys take it from here.
301
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:19,000
- Oh yeah...
well "C" here, Deuce.
302
00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:23,793
You may have "D"-ceived us but--
"E"...
303
00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:26,965
- I'm almost to Hollywood.
I'm gonna hang up on you now.
304
00:12:26,965 --> 00:12:28,758
Loser.
305
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:30,965
[ Deuce laughs ]
306
00:12:30,965 --> 00:12:32,517
- Hello?
307
00:12:32,517 --> 00:12:34,068
Yeah, I think we must've got
cut off.
308
00:12:34,068 --> 00:12:36,310
- We didn't get cut off,
he hung up on you!
309
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,310
- Gah!!
310
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:40,034
- Let's just go home.
- No.
311
00:12:40,034 --> 00:12:41,896
- Volt's right, let's just
take the L
312
00:12:41,896 --> 00:12:43,551
and go back to Swellview.
313
00:12:43,551 --> 00:12:46,206
- Those guys used us and made us
look like clowns!
314
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,758
We almost drove off a cliff!
315
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:51,586
They hung up on Captain Man!
316
00:12:51,586 --> 00:12:54,413
- I am done being embarrassed
for today.
317
00:12:54,413 --> 00:12:55,586
- No you're not!
318
00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,413
I mean...because we're
gonna show them
319
00:12:57,413 --> 00:13:00,068
who the real A-Team is!
We're gonna roll up,
320
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,344
we're gonna give 'em
a beat down,
321
00:13:01,344 --> 00:13:03,344
we're gonna jack
that hard drive,
322
00:13:03,344 --> 00:13:05,137
and deliver it to Hollywood!
323
00:13:05,137 --> 00:13:06,448
NOW LET'S GO!!
324
00:13:06,448 --> 00:13:09,689
[ in unison ]
- Yeah!! Yeah!!
325
00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:11,551
[ tires screech ]
326
00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,724
- You hear how excited they got
when you said that?
327
00:13:13,724 --> 00:13:16,862
- I did.
I really did.
328
00:13:16,862 --> 00:13:18,482
[ music ]
329
00:13:18,482 --> 00:13:20,275
- I just think Queen's Gambit
was so good
330
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:22,241
why don't they green-light
a second season?
331
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:26,482
- Right?! Like, what other
female-driven chess shows do they have?
332
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,862
[ phone beeps ]
333
00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:31,413
- One second babygirl.
Yello?
334
00:13:31,413 --> 00:13:32,965
[ in unison ]
- We need your help!
335
00:13:32,965 --> 00:13:35,034
- Aiieee!
336
00:13:35,034 --> 00:13:38,793
- Uh!
Hanging off a cliff here!
337
00:13:38,793 --> 00:13:40,724
[ music ]
338
00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:42,379
[ playing the keytar ]
339
00:13:42,379 --> 00:13:46,344
- Woo! That sounded just like
Blinding Lights, huh?!
340
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:49,241
- No, but it sure felt like
Blinding Lights.
341
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:52,310
[ Deuce's phone rings ]
342
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,689
- What do you want now?
343
00:13:53,689 --> 00:13:55,000
SHOUTOUT: I just want
to tell you
344
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,482
you're about to get wrecked.
345
00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:59,172
- [ scoffs ] You don't even know
where we are.
346
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,413
[ Music - "Rock You Like
a Hurricane" by Scorpions ]
347
00:14:00,413 --> 00:14:03,655
- Hiiiii!
We're gonna destroy you!
348
00:14:03,655 --> 00:14:04,655
♪ Here I am
349
00:14:04,655 --> 00:14:06,517
[ AWOL laughs ]
350
00:14:06,517 --> 00:14:09,206
♪ Rock you like a hurricane
351
00:14:12,655 --> 00:14:16,068
- What kind of name
is Deuce anyway?
352
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:17,724
- Let's go get that hard drive!
353
00:14:17,724 --> 00:14:19,137
[ in unison ]
- Yeah!!
354
00:14:19,137 --> 00:14:20,931
- But I do not know how
we're going to do that!
355
00:14:20,931 --> 00:14:22,344
- Ok, ok, I have a plan...
356
00:14:22,344 --> 00:14:23,724
- Whatcha got? Shoot.
357
00:14:23,724 --> 00:14:26,448
- Let's have AWOL
teleport over there,
358
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,758
grab the hard drive
and teleport back.
359
00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:31,793
- Boom!
- Use my power.
360
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,655
- Okay, so when she pitches
teleporting everyone loves it.
361
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,448
But when I pitch it,
everyone gets quiet?!
362
00:14:35,448 --> 00:14:37,827
- She really sold it.
- Also, I'm terrified of her.
363
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:41,724
- It's a great plan.
What could go wrong?
364
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:43,655
Mmm.
365
00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,896
Something went wrong!
- Why'd you bring them back?!
366
00:14:48,896 --> 00:14:50,931
- I grabbed the briefcase,
and they grabbed me!
367
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,758
- Well get 'em outta here!
- Okay!
368
00:14:52,758 --> 00:14:54,793
- Wait, leave the hard dr--
369
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,344
- First time teleporting?
370
00:14:56,344 --> 00:14:58,137
Yeah you're gonna be sick.
371
00:14:58,137 --> 00:15:00,551
Here, take two of these...
372
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,931
[ grunting ]
373
00:15:04,931 --> 00:15:05,931
- Get off it!
374
00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:09,172
- Where is ShoutOut?!
375
00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:11,448
- Heyyyy, Lil' D.
- Hi, ShoutOut!
376
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:12,827
- What are you
waiting for dummy?
377
00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,034
Get the hard drive!
- Right away sir!
378
00:15:15,034 --> 00:15:17,206
But just so you know.
Call me dummy one more time
379
00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:19,413
and I'll blast that gum
right out of your mouth.
380
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,827
- Hold on!
Hold on!
381
00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:22,862
I have a movie to pitch you.
382
00:15:22,862 --> 00:15:26,310
- No. Whoa whoa.
Let's hear it.
383
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:28,827
- Three words -- Vampires.
384
00:15:28,827 --> 00:15:31,517
College.
Ryan Reynolds.
385
00:15:31,517 --> 00:15:33,620
- And if we don't get
Ryan Reynolds..?
386
00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:34,965
- Then we get...
387
00:15:34,965 --> 00:15:37,137
[ ShoutOut and Deuce in unison ]
- Chris Evans.
388
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:38,827
- Hey I was just stalling but...
389
00:15:38,827 --> 00:15:40,827
are we doing this?
390
00:15:40,827 --> 00:15:42,517
Okay. So...
391
00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:45,551
- Huh!
392
00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:49,793
- Can you please teleport
correctly this time?!
393
00:15:49,793 --> 00:15:54,068
- I'm trying but I'm tired and
I have a tummy fulla' cabbage!
394
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,275
Hey!
That's ten-thousand though...
395
00:16:02,068 --> 00:16:04,689
[ grunts ]
396
00:16:04,689 --> 00:16:06,689
- Upt-dahhh.
397
00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,931
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!
398
00:16:11,931 --> 00:16:13,344
- Oh my god, you're here!
399
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:16,137
[ screams ]
400
00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:18,896
- Ahhhh!
401
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:21,000
- Ahhhh!
402
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,620
- Daaaahhhhhh!
403
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,827
- I can't teleport anymore.
404
00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:34,758
I'm gassed.
405
00:16:34,758 --> 00:16:36,172
- Feel the slap!
406
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,965
- Oh no! Please don't
punch me, mister.
407
00:16:37,965 --> 00:16:39,586
I'm just a kid.
408
00:16:39,586 --> 00:16:40,896
- Oh my god...
409
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,517
What have I done with my life--
410
00:16:44,551 --> 00:16:46,482
- Sucker.
411
00:16:48,586 --> 00:16:51,379
- Hey! You wouldn't hit
a kid would ya?
412
00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:57,896
What kind of horrible person
punches a kid?!
413
00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,758
- Yeah, you like that?!
414
00:17:00,758 --> 00:17:02,689
How 'bout some more!
415
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,723
- You're gonna have to do
better than that, sir.
416
00:17:07,723 --> 00:17:09,275
Thanks to Schwoz's
protective suit
417
00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:11,586
I didn't feel
any of your punches.
418
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:21,723
- Yeah.
Well maybe you'll feel this!
419
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:27,103
BLASTER VOICE:
Charge level -- eight percent.
420
00:17:27,103 --> 00:17:29,241
- Be with you in a minute--
421
00:17:29,241 --> 00:17:31,344
Ahhhh!!
422
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,896
- Oops!
- Ahhh!
423
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,724
- Is it too late to give up?
424
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,068
[ Super-screams ]
- YES!
425
00:17:50,068 --> 00:17:53,068
- Yaaaahhhh!
Ooooh.
426
00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:54,068
- Umm...
- What the?
427
00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:55,137
- Well that's weird.
428
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,448
BRAINSTORM:
Sorry guys.
429
00:17:56,448 --> 00:17:59,931
Couldn't let you have
all the fun.
430
00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:01,517
- Oh thank you!
Thank you!
431
00:18:01,517 --> 00:18:02,931
Thank you!
Oh, you sweet angel!
432
00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:06,379
You saved my life!
- I did no such thing!
433
00:18:06,379 --> 00:18:08,862
- Ahhh!
- Wow.
434
00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:11,137
- Brainstorm you gotta get back
down there and drive!
435
00:18:11,137 --> 00:18:13,413
- It's fine! This road
is mostly straight.
436
00:18:13,413 --> 00:18:15,517
[ tires screeching ]
437
00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:17,896
Mostly...
- Go. Drive.
438
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:21,931
- Ugh! This license is the worst
thing that ever happened to me.
439
00:18:24,551 --> 00:18:26,896
- AWOL, go teleport over there
and get the hard drive.
440
00:18:26,896 --> 00:18:30,517
- No. I can jump.
- Just teleport!
441
00:18:30,517 --> 00:18:33,241
- I ate my cabbage!
I am just like LeBron James!
442
00:18:33,241 --> 00:18:35,000
- Miles!
No, don't do it.
443
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,172
Please! No!
444
00:18:36,172 --> 00:18:38,413
- CABBAGE!
- Miles! Miles!
445
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:43,793
[ Super-screams ]
- NOO!
446
00:18:43,793 --> 00:18:46,379
- I did it!
- No you didn't!
447
00:18:46,379 --> 00:18:49,137
- ShoutOut's super-scream
pushed you along!
448
00:18:49,137 --> 00:18:52,103
- It was the power of cabbage!
449
00:18:52,103 --> 00:18:56,413
- It was the power of me!
450
00:18:56,413 --> 00:18:57,931
- Is that all you got?
451
00:18:57,931 --> 00:18:59,758
- Hey! Move outta the way,
I'm gonna jump back!
452
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:02,482
- I can't super-scream you
towards us!
453
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,586
- You won't need to!
454
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:14,482
- I dunked!
I'm just like LeBron!
455
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:15,448
- Oh my god...
456
00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:18,620
- Dangit!
457
00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:20,965
- Say goodbye Captain Man!
458
00:19:20,965 --> 00:19:24,379
BLASTER VOICE:
Charge complete.
459
00:19:24,379 --> 00:19:26,482
- Hey, Lil' Dynomite.
460
00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:32,310
LIL' DYNOMITE: I'll be back,
depending on my scheduuuuullllllle!
461
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,068
CAPTAIN MAN:
I'm gonna miss him.
462
00:19:36,068 --> 00:19:37,206
- Dude!
463
00:19:37,206 --> 00:19:38,793
- Oh the places
he'll go...
464
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:41,827
- He had the briefcase
with the hard drive in it!
465
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,793
- Did he?
466
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:48,310
- Oh my god!
You did something right!
467
00:19:48,310 --> 00:19:50,137
- My guy!
468
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,620
- Hey is Bose still driving?
469
00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:52,655
- Drivin' this hug.
470
00:19:52,655 --> 00:19:55,172
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
471
00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:59,655
- And before you say, "Bose, why
aren't you driving the truck."
472
00:19:59,655 --> 00:20:01,758
What if I told you I still am...
473
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:07,517
BRAINSTORM:
Next stop, Hollywood.
474
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:09,310
- Premiere!
- Hollywood!
475
00:20:09,310 --> 00:20:11,137
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
476
00:20:11,137 --> 00:20:13,379
What about that girl
on the side of the cliff?
477
00:20:16,344 --> 00:20:17,827
- Did you notice
how quiet it got
478
00:20:17,827 --> 00:20:19,724
when you reminded us about
the girl on the cliff?
479
00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:22,103
- Well excuse me for being
responsible--
480
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:24,344
- You're excused.
481
00:20:24,344 --> 00:20:28,862
[ uplifting music ]
482
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:45,482
- Ryan, honey, this movie has
franchise written all over it.
483
00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:47,724
- Tell him we got Chris Evans
on another line
484
00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:49,724
and he's begging to do it.
485
00:20:49,724 --> 00:20:53,103
- Ryan, we got Chris Evans
on another line and--
486
00:20:53,103 --> 00:20:56,172
Happy to hear that, Ryan.
487
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,827
- We got Ryan Reynolds!
488
00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,586
- Can you believe this?
I asked for popcorn,
489
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:04,655
they gave me a big ole' bucket
o' seeds!
490
00:21:07,344 --> 00:21:10,827
- F.Y.I.
they're called kernels.
491
00:21:10,827 --> 00:21:13,344
- No kidding...
492
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:16,689
- Hey, did you know popcorn
seeds are called kernels?
493
00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,206
- Coool.
494
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:21,379
Hey Schwann, do you maybe
wanna get outta here
495
00:21:21,379 --> 00:21:23,137
and watch Queens Gambit?
496
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:26,586
- You just read my mind, baby.
497
00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:29,344
- I meant with me!
498
00:21:29,344 --> 00:21:32,482
Oh, Hollywood is the worst!
499
00:21:35,310 --> 00:21:38,655
- Ladies and Gentleman,
get ready for...
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00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:41,862
THE FIGHT ATTENDANT TWO:
Fasten Your Beat Belts
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starring me,
That Girl Lay Lay.
502
00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:48,275
[ everyone cheers ]
503
00:21:48,275 --> 00:21:50,413
- If you need to use
the bathroom during the movie,
504
00:21:50,413 --> 00:21:52,655
the lavatories are located
at the fore
505
00:21:52,655 --> 00:21:55,172
and aft corners of the theater.
506
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,241
- She's doing the thing--
- from the movie.
507
00:21:57,241 --> 00:22:01,586
- But first, whoever parked
a cabbage-filled R/V
508
00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:05,827
on the roof,
could you please move it?
509
00:22:05,827 --> 00:22:07,965
[ music ]
510
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:15,931
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
511
00:22:15,931 --> 00:22:18,827
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
512
00:22:18,827 --> 00:22:21,068
♪ I'm okay
513
00:22:21,068 --> 00:22:24,275
♪ I'm okaaaay!
514
00:22:24,275 --> 00:22:27,275
♪ Danger
515
00:22:27,275 --> 00:22:28,482
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
516
00:22:28,482 --> 00:22:29,931
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
517
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:33,310
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
518
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,310
♪ Danger!
519
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:35,931
♪ One two three Force!
520
00:22:35,981 --> 00:22:40,531
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