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[ music ]
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- I am thirty seconds away
from saving us!
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- I hate you, Schwoz!
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[ tube alert ]
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- Bills... bills...
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- What is this thing
doing to me?
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- fan mail... ooh, from a mom,
gonna save that one.
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- No, save us!
- What are you doing?
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- It was Schwoz's turn
to make dinner
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and he accidentally science-ed
up a giant squid
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and when it found out we
were going to eat it,
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it got real mad and--
- Hang on hang on
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I gotta take this...
- No, please!
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- You got Ray Manchester.
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- You got Sharona Shapen --
Swellview City School inspector.
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- What do you want, Sharona?
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- Well I want a lot of things,
but I can't say 'em
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because I'm pretty sure
there's kids listening.
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[ groaning ]
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- But what I need from you
is a Parents' Night.
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- A Parents' Night?
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[ Miles screams and groans ]
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- Yeah! Every school
has a Parents' Night.
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Y'know, you bring 'em in,
you tell 'em
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what you've been teaching
their precious lil' miracles,
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they smile, and boom --
they can't sue the city.
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- Yeah, yeah that sounds great.
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Uh, we'll just have
a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
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[ whispers ]
We're not gonna have
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a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
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- Did you just cover the phone
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and mouth that you're not having
a Parents' Night?
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- No...
[ whispers ] Help me!
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[ in unison ]
- Help us!
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- I'm on the phone!
- Help!
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- I'm gonna need proof
that you actually had
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this Parents' Night.
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[ Miles screams ]
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- You need to send me a picture
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of the kids and their parents
in the school.
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And somebody better be
holding up a copy
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of that day's newspaper
so I know you're not fakin' it.
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And if I don't get that picture
by tomorrow night...
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- I'm shuttin' it down!
[ mouths "shuttin' it down" ]
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- Yeah, we'll just have
the Parents' Night.
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Byeeeeee. Alright, we got
a big problem.
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- Yeah. No kidding!
- Schwozzzzzzzz!
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- I think the squid ate him!
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- Well spit him out!
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[ the squid groans ]
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- Hey pal, I need you to
clone some parents
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that look like these kids.
- No...
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- Oh and someone's gotta go
get us a newspaper, too.
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- I said no!
- And I says yes!
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I don't want these kids'
real parents pokin' around,
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askin' questions, and figurin'
out how fake this school is.
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Now go on, get clonin'.
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- No can do, big dog.
- And why not small dog?!
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- I am starting
a thirty-day science cleanse.
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- What?
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- Yeah, what?
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- Yeah, what?
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- Just now, when my dinner
was eating me,
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I realized that I have been
science-ing way too much lately.
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- Oh come on...
- Noooo!
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- So I decided to go a whole
month without doing any science.
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I need a break.
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- This is so typical of you,
Schwoz. This is just great.
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RAY: You know what,
I just gotta do
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everything myself aren't I--
per yuuuuge.
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- Miles? You good?
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MIKA: The squid
just grabbed a laser!
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- Ah!
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- You know what,
I'm just gonna photoshop
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this stupid picture myself
and then it'll be so awesome
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we won't even need to do
a Parents' Night.
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- Guys, I just had a vision.
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We're definitely having
a Parents' Night.
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Also, Ray's P-shop skills
are trash.
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- Uh, no we're not.
And my P-shop skills are primo.
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You'll see.
Stupid visions.
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Tellin' me
what I can and cannot do.
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Your visions are trash.
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Let's see.
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Tutorial?
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Skiiiiip.
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[ music - theme from "Psycho" ]
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- Ahhh, looks like
SW.A.G.'s havin'
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a Parents' Night tomorrow night.
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- You're gonna start puttin'
some respect on my visions. Hmm.
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- C'mon, let's go tell
Mom and Dad.
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- No! You don't need to do that!
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We've got Ray's photoshop!
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We're Gucci.
- We're not Gucci.
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- Even I wouldn't believe
that's real.
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And I'm the second-dumbest
member of Danger Force.
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- I'm gonna give you
a ride home.
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- Thank you...
- No -- don't!
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- I gotta bounce, too.
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- Heyyyyyyy! I've got
Miss Shapen's home address...
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what if she had an "accident?"
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Then all our problems
would be solved!
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- Okay, I love that.
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But the Man Freezer's
full of squid now
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so I think we gotta just bite
the bologna on this one.
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- I'll go tell my mom.
- Ooooh, your mom?!
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Scooch over,
I'll tell her with you.
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- You said you'd answer
that call that came in
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about Cavekid going crazy
at Hey Foods.
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- Yeah, but that was before
I heard about Bose's mom.
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- Pretty sure
I can tell her myself.
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- And yet, you won't.
Down the tube!
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- What's on your mind,
bebe girl?
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- If I tell you,
you promise not to razz me?
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I don't really have a family.
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When that boy stole
my cell phone, I left home
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and since I still
haven't found it, I...
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I just never went back.
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- So where do you live?
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- I live at Dinnyland.
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- [ gasps ] You live
in an amusement park?!
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- Yes, Schwoz!
I wait 'til it closes
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and I go under a fence and live
in the Spooky Condo ride!
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And is it fun?
Of course it is.
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Do I get to eat all the leftover
churros and candy I want?
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Until my tummy hurts.
Is it amazing to have
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an entire amusement park to
myself every single night?!
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I think that question
answers itself!
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But I don't have any parents
for Parents' Night.
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- Does anyone else know?
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- No -- and don't tell 'em.
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I don't want everyone razzing me
about not having parents.
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- I don't think any of us
would razz you
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for not having parents.
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- Are you kidding me?
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Remember how much we razzed
Tiny Ray
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for having
such a high-pitched voice?
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[ laughter ]
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- Leave me alone, you guys!
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- Hey, does anyone else hear
a cartoon mouse?
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- Shut up!
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- Hold up. Whatever you say,
James Van Der Squeak.
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- Ha ha ha. So funny.
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- I'm laughing because
you talk funny!
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- Well, I'm outta here!
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- Hey, you gonna move from
Swellview to Squeak-view?
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- Yeah yeah. Maybe I will!
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Okay. Come on, babe!
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CHEST MONSTER:
Get wrecked, Tiny Ray.
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Get absolutely wrecked.
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- That was not
our best moment...
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- You sure you can't science up
a fake dad for me
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by tomorrow night?
- I took a Vow of Science.
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Absolutely no science
for Schwozie for thirty days.
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- Then I guess
I'm gonna get razzed...
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- Hey, what if I hired
an amazing actor
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who could pretend to be your dad
during Parents' Night?
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That way, no one
would have to know that you don't have parents.
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- [ scoffs ] You'd have to find
an actor who's willing to do it
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on short notice
and for no money.
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Where are you going to find
someone like that?
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- Hello, I'm Jake Hart.
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I am a recent graduate of
Juilliard... dot com
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and I'll be reading for
the role of "Chapa's Father."
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Hello there, Chapa.
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You are my daughter.
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- It all just kinda happened.
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[ kids all talking at once ]
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- Stop talking!
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♪ Danger
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Whoaaa-oooh
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♪ Ooooh-ooooh
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♪ Danger!
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♪ One two three Force!
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[ kids in unison ]
- Emergency!
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- That's just the doorbell.
- I know.
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[ music ]
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- Schwoz!
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Schwoz!
Schwoz!
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- Oh, Mika?!
- Have you seen Schwoz?!
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- Do you know how to tie a tie?!
- Yes!
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Schwoz?!
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- Ray?!
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Have you seen Ray?!
- No! Can you tie a tie?!
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- Yes!!!
Ray!
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- Schwoz!
Parents' Night is starting,
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I really need to talk to you.
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- Can someone please help me
tie this tie?!
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- Mika knows how.
She's probably downstairs.
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See ya at Parents' Night.
Okay, okay, bye.
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- Weeeee!
- Okay, little problem here.
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- Yeah Parents' Night
is about to start
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and Ray ran off to Hey Foods
to capture Cavekid!
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- No, bigger little problem.
My parent isn't here yet!
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- Relaxies. The actor I hired
to play your father
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just textied me that he's here.
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- [ sighs ] Okay.
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Thank god for actors.
- Yes.
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They're always on time and they
never complain about anything.
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Okay, now go!
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Your fake dad
is waiting for you downstairs.
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- This guy any good?
- He went to Juilliard!
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- Oh. Impressive.
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- Dot com.
- What?!
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- Now since I'm all alone...
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Maybe just one little science.
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Nobody needs to kn--
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[ tube alert ]
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- Ahhhhhhh!
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- Aiiiieeee!
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- Hi-yah!
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[ tube alert ]
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- Where is that little animal?!
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- She's right there smashing
some science stuff
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that I was just holding
for a friend.
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[ growls ]
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- I caught her trying to steal
radishes from Hey Foods.
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- Radishes!!!
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- Hokay, but if you don't send
Miss Shapen a picture
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of all the kids and
their parents tonight--
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- Yeah yeah, I know,
she's shuttin' us down.
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I don't have time to take
this one to prison now.
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She's your problem.
- Mine?!
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- Don't worry.
She's not gonna smash stuff
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as long as she's eating
radishes.
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- Radishes!!!
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- That's why I stole a bunch--
er, bought a bunch of these
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from the supermarket.
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I'll take her to prison as soon
as Parents' Night's over.
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- Radishes!!!
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- Be careful with her,
she's a runner!
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[ Cavekid hisses ]
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[ music ]
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- There she is.
Mika fixed my tie!
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- Yeah, looks great.
Anybody see my dad?
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- There's a dude out front
talking to himself,
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but he looks nothing like you.
- That's probably my dad!
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Where's your parents?
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- Outside, parking
my dad's horse.
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- Your dad drives a horse?!
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- Yeah, he's in this group
called the Swellview Saddlers.
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- Whatever you do, do NOT
ask him about his saddle.
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- Did someone say saddle?!
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- Ohhh!
- Here we go.
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- Okay, who said
the word "saddle"?
247
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- My goodness is this a nubuck
sueded grain leather?
248
00:09:59,206 --> 00:10:03,758
- Finally.
A kid who respects a saddle.
249
00:10:03,758 --> 00:10:05,310
- Wow.
It's still warm.
250
00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:06,896
[ Mika and Miles in unison ]
- Ew!
251
00:10:06,896 --> 00:10:08,241
- Heyyyy!
Welcome to Parents' Night!
252
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I'm Headmaster Ray Manchester.
253
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,724
Your kids call me
Mister Manchester
254
00:10:11,724 --> 00:10:13,758
but you can just call me Sir.
255
00:10:13,758 --> 00:10:16,517
- Yeah, I'm not doin' that.
256
00:10:16,517 --> 00:10:19,724
[ vocalizing ]
257
00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:22,482
- Umm.
- Hello young girl.
258
00:10:22,482 --> 00:10:26,517
I am the father of someone
who attends this school.
259
00:10:26,517 --> 00:10:29,344
- Yeah.
That's me.
260
00:10:29,344 --> 00:10:31,517
- Then allow me
to introduce myself.
261
00:10:31,517 --> 00:10:34,896
I am actor Jake Hart,
but you may call me daddy.
262
00:10:34,896 --> 00:10:36,482
- Yeah, I'm not doin' that.
263
00:10:36,482 --> 00:10:39,379
- As soon as I walk through that
door, Jake Hart will die.
264
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:44,586
But from his ashes shall rise
Enzo Lula Elena Chapa Da Silva.
265
00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:47,206
- Okay here's some things you
might need to know about me.
266
00:10:47,206 --> 00:10:49,517
I don't have a cell phone
- No, no, no!
267
00:10:49,517 --> 00:10:51,965
Don't tell me
anything else about yourself.
268
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,655
- Why not?
- Because I just became
269
00:10:54,655 --> 00:10:58,103
a certified "improv actor."
- Oh no.
270
00:10:58,103 --> 00:11:00,000
- They don't just
hand these out, you know.
271
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,310
You have to pay
four-thousand dollars.
272
00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:06,448
- Okay great, but we hired you
to pretend to be my dad
273
00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:08,620
so you're gonna need to know
some things about me.
274
00:11:08,620 --> 00:11:11,413
- Uh-uh-uh!
This credential means I can
275
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:15,172
just "improvise" everything
or "make it up as I go along."
276
00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,586
- No no no no no no--
277
00:11:16,586 --> 00:11:18,862
- The trick is to start
almost every sentence
278
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:21,620
with "Yes, and..." then say
the whatever comes to mind,
279
00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:24,517
whether it makes sense or not.
- This is a terrible plan.
280
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,413
- Yes, and it's what
we're going to do.
281
00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:30,655
RAY: Chapa?! Get in here!
- That's my cue!
282
00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:31,862
JAKE: Greetings!
283
00:11:31,862 --> 00:11:33,137
RAY: You're Chapa's dad?
284
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:36,793
JAKE: Yes, and
I love that saddle.
285
00:11:38,655 --> 00:11:41,206
[ music ]
286
00:11:41,206 --> 00:11:42,827
SCIENTIST ON VIDEO: You know
what I like the most?
287
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,379
Science-ing...
288
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,206
- Yaaaaaasss.
289
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,000
SCIENTIST: So today
we're going to combine
290
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:50,793
potassium chloride with
molybdenum.
291
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,862
- Uh-oh, that's gonna get
messy...
292
00:11:54,862 --> 00:11:55,896
SCIENTIST: Let's get this done--
293
00:11:55,896 --> 00:11:59,896
- Radishessss.
294
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,586
[ Cavekid growls ]
295
00:12:01,586 --> 00:12:02,724
- Oh.
296
00:12:02,724 --> 00:12:04,827
- Errrrrr!!!
297
00:12:04,827 --> 00:12:08,517
- Oh crud.
Nice Cavekid.
298
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:11,413
Who's a good cavekid?
299
00:12:11,413 --> 00:12:13,172
[ music ]
300
00:12:13,172 --> 00:12:16,620
- Weeeeee!
- That's really your dad?
301
00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:18,689
- Yah!
302
00:12:18,689 --> 00:12:21,034
- Yeah. That's my dad.
303
00:12:21,034 --> 00:12:23,103
- Okay that's enough.
304
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:27,206
- Yes, and now it's
my daughter's turn.
305
00:12:27,206 --> 00:12:29,206
Go on, honey.
It's still warm.
306
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,862
- I'm good.
And don't call me honey.
307
00:12:32,862 --> 00:12:35,068
- You look
really familiar to me.
308
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:38,310
- Yes, and that's because
my daughter and I
309
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:41,000
were once in
a cereal commercial.
310
00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:42,379
- You were?!
- No--
311
00:12:42,379 --> 00:12:44,758
- Yes, and we still remember
the jingle.
312
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,034
- Do we though?
313
00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:49,034
- Yes, and we'll sing it
for you now.
314
00:12:49,034 --> 00:12:50,689
Five, six, seven, eight...
315
00:12:50,689 --> 00:12:54,586
♪ When you're feeling hungry,
hungry in your tummy, ♪
316
00:12:54,586 --> 00:12:57,689
♪ reach for a bowl --
a bowl of Yummies! ♪
317
00:12:57,689 --> 00:13:00,310
Yummies!
- Yummies!
318
00:13:00,310 --> 00:13:04,310
- I remember that commercial!
- You do?
319
00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,172
- Okay! What do you say we
kick off this Parents' Night
320
00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:08,000
by taking a big ol' picture!
321
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,448
- My parents aren't here yet.
322
00:13:09,448 --> 00:13:10,896
- Alright, well let's just
get in position
323
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:13,172
so that when they do get here,
we can snap that sucker.
324
00:13:13,172 --> 00:13:14,586
Alright, let's everybody
get together.
325
00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,000
You're in the back, Cowboy.
- Yeeee-haw!
326
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:21,827
- He is not what I pictured
when I thought of your dad.
327
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,931
- Me, neither. But honestly,
328
00:13:23,931 --> 00:13:25,206
I didn't even think
you had parents.
329
00:13:25,206 --> 00:13:26,620
- Yeah! In my mind,
330
00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,275
you were this cool kid
who lives by herself.
331
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,000
- In an amusement park
or something.
332
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,517
- Yesssss!
333
00:13:31,517 --> 00:13:33,068
- But I guess
that dude's your dad.
334
00:13:33,068 --> 00:13:34,448
- Kind of a let down...
335
00:13:34,448 --> 00:13:37,068
- Yes, and I'm not just
Chapa's dad.
336
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:40,034
I have ten other children
and a jet.
337
00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,103
- You have a jet?
338
00:13:41,103 --> 00:13:42,724
- It's a rental.
- Oh.
339
00:13:42,724 --> 00:13:46,000
- Ahhhhh!
340
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,586
- AHHHHHHHH!!!
341
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:52,068
- No no no!
342
00:13:52,068 --> 00:13:55,068
[ screams ]
343
00:13:56,758 --> 00:13:58,103
- I think that was Cavekid.
344
00:13:58,103 --> 00:13:59,965
- She was so cute...
345
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,103
- Yes, and...
she's our school mascot.
346
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:06,413
- Then why did she hit you
and run away?
347
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,206
- It's a little game we play --
348
00:14:08,206 --> 00:14:09,793
hey who wants to
take a tour, huh!
349
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,827
Yeah, great idea!
Okay, you wanna take a tour?
350
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:13,517
Yeah, what a great idea!
351
00:14:13,517 --> 00:14:16,551
Yeah, tour! Let's go on a little
tour of the school. Not you.
352
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:19,896
Alright, right through this door
there's a bunch of cool stuff
353
00:14:19,896 --> 00:14:23,482
that you guys will find
super interesting. Alright.
354
00:14:23,482 --> 00:14:26,206
Alright, then.
355
00:14:26,206 --> 00:14:27,793
We got problems.
356
00:14:27,793 --> 00:14:29,379
- When did we get a mascot?
357
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,103
- That's not our mascot,
that was Cavekid!
358
00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,586
- Has anyone seen Cavekid?
359
00:14:33,586 --> 00:14:35,655
- Yeah! You were supposed to be
watching her!
360
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:38,551
- I ran out of radishes!
That's all that happened!
361
00:14:38,551 --> 00:14:42,379
I was not breaking my vow
of no science!
362
00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,344
Byeeee!
363
00:14:44,344 --> 00:14:46,413
- News alert:
Noted radish thief, Cavekid,
364
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,137
on the loose and smashing.
365
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,862
- Kid's faster than she looks.
- Yeah.
366
00:14:49,862 --> 00:14:52,000
- We got problems.
367
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,344
- Hey, a video call!
368
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:57,068
- No, no, no, wait, wait, wait--
369
00:14:57,068 --> 00:15:00,620
- It's seven-oh-six
and I ain't got no pics.
370
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:03,034
What gives over there?
- Uhhhhh...
371
00:15:03,034 --> 00:15:04,034
[ banging on the door ]
372
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,137
HERMAN: Hey! Let me out!
373
00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:08,379
Nobody better touch my saddle!
374
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:09,793
- We got problems.
375
00:15:09,793 --> 00:15:11,724
[ music ]
376
00:15:15,448 --> 00:15:18,034
- Anyone lays a hand
on my saddle,
377
00:15:18,034 --> 00:15:20,379
they're gonna feel
the Herman paddle!
378
00:15:20,379 --> 00:15:22,310
- You're not gonna
paddle anyone.
379
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,482
- Yeah, but when you rhyme
380
00:15:23,482 --> 00:15:25,448
people think
you mean business.
381
00:15:25,448 --> 00:15:28,689
- He's rhyming -- sounds like
your dad means business.
382
00:15:28,689 --> 00:15:31,344
- It's seven-oh-eight
and that pic is late!
383
00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:34,413
- [ gasps ]
She means business, too!
384
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:37,517
- We're working on it!
- Well work faster, handsome!
385
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:40,724
You don't wanna hear my rhyme
for seven-twenty.
386
00:15:40,724 --> 00:15:43,068
- Bad-- Wi-Fi--
387
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,000
lagging--
Eeeeeeee!
388
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,137
- I can see
everyone else moving!
389
00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:50,344
- Byeeeee!
- It's--
390
00:15:50,344 --> 00:15:51,793
- Okay this is gonna sound crazy
but do you guys want to
391
00:15:51,793 --> 00:15:53,689
just, like, chuck everything
and go to Vegas?
392
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:56,344
- That Cavekid just made it to
Farmer Nate's radish fields.
393
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,000
- Oh good, well
that solves that problem!
394
00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,517
- Not if you're Farmer Nate.
395
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:01,724
- Gaaaahhh!
- Bose's parents aren't here yet
396
00:16:01,724 --> 00:16:03,413
so maybe he can go
and deal with Cavekid.
397
00:16:03,413 --> 00:16:06,310
- Okay, but how am I
supposed to get there?
398
00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:09,413
- I'll drop you off.
- S'go, S'go, S'go, S'go!
399
00:16:09,413 --> 00:16:11,344
RAY: Much faster.
400
00:16:11,344 --> 00:16:13,551
Come on, come on, come on.
401
00:16:20,206 --> 00:16:23,482
- Let's get rid,
of this cavekid.
402
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:26,551
- Ooooh, okay!
Now you mean business.
403
00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:31,965
- Okay, we're here. Let's get
this Parents' Night over with.
404
00:16:31,965 --> 00:16:33,586
- Oh, come on!
405
00:16:33,586 --> 00:16:35,241
- Where's Bose?
406
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:38,448
- Heeeeee's in the bathroom?
407
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,620
- Oh, great. See you
in forty-five minutes.
408
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:43,344
- No, no, no... he went in
forty minutes ago.
409
00:16:43,344 --> 00:16:45,103
- Yeah.
- Okay.
410
00:16:45,103 --> 00:16:47,137
So what do we got here,
a school?
411
00:16:47,137 --> 00:16:50,517
- Yep.
- Thought so.
412
00:16:50,517 --> 00:16:52,275
- Look at this.
This is a good lookin' saddle.
413
00:16:52,275 --> 00:16:53,379
This yours?
414
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,000
- Nope. It's mine.
415
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:58,310
Keep your butt away from it.
416
00:16:58,310 --> 00:17:00,000
- I thought you were
locked in there.
417
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,379
- Yes, and we found an air duct.
418
00:17:02,379 --> 00:17:04,896
Tight squeeze
but we made it work.
419
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,689
- Great -- you're all here!
Let's get that picture, huh.
420
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:07,655
- What picture?
421
00:17:07,655 --> 00:17:09,068
- The one I'm about to take.
422
00:17:09,068 --> 00:17:13,103
- Where's Miles?
- Good question.
423
00:17:13,103 --> 00:17:15,964
I think he went to look
for you guys
424
00:17:15,964 --> 00:17:18,758
right... through...
here...
425
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,413
- Hey, what's up, Ray?
426
00:17:23,413 --> 00:17:24,862
- All the parents are finally
here! Hurry up and get back here
427
00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:26,896
so we can take this picture!
- Cool cool.
428
00:17:26,896 --> 00:17:29,068
We just gotta wrap
a few things up over here.
429
00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:30,965
HOLOGRAM BRAINSTORM: I'm taking
a stand, quit biting my hand!
430
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:32,275
HOLOGRAM CAVEKID: Radishes!
431
00:17:32,275 --> 00:17:34,965
- She doesn't
understand rhymes, Bose!
432
00:17:34,965 --> 00:17:36,724
- Just quit screwing around
and get back here!
433
00:17:36,724 --> 00:17:39,827
♪ ...reach for a bowl --
a bowl of Yummies! ♪
434
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:42,241
- Yummies!
435
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:44,379
- Okay, I am outta here.
436
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:45,758
- Yeah. Me, too.
Let's go, Mika.
437
00:17:45,758 --> 00:17:48,517
- What about Miles?
- He'll turn up.
438
00:17:48,517 --> 00:17:50,655
He's been disappearing
a lot lately.
439
00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:52,413
- No, no, no! You guys
can't leave just yet!
440
00:17:52,413 --> 00:17:54,172
I gotta get a photo
with everybody.
441
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:58,344
- I charge ten bucks per photo.
- Fine.
442
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,241
- I charge a hundred.
- Me, too.
443
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:04,413
- Our rate just went up, it's
two hundred for the both of us.
444
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:09,103
- Guess I got a room
full of models here.
445
00:18:09,103 --> 00:18:11,034
- Hey, mom.
Hey, Vice-Dad.
446
00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:12,931
- Honey, what happened?
447
00:18:12,931 --> 00:18:16,517
- Oh I hurt my leg
wherever they told you I was.
448
00:18:16,517 --> 00:18:17,862
- In the bathroom?
449
00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:19,344
- Yeah yeah yeah it gets
real slippery in there.
450
00:18:19,344 --> 00:18:20,758
Hey what do you say
we take that photo
451
00:18:20,758 --> 00:18:22,206
so none of us have to
see each other again!
452
00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:24,965
- Huh?
- Amen.
453
00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,551
- Get your butts in the picture.
454
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,517
Schwooooz, get down here!
455
00:18:28,517 --> 00:18:30,689
- I was just washing my hair!
456
00:18:30,689 --> 00:18:32,655
- We all know you were
science-ing, you make me sick!
457
00:18:32,655 --> 00:18:35,482
Now hurry up
and take this photo!
458
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,068
- Okay how about we do
a zany one first?
459
00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:40,448
- Just push the button!
460
00:18:40,448 --> 00:18:42,482
- And now simply to
push the but--
461
00:18:42,482 --> 00:18:44,517
- Chapa?
- Nooo!
462
00:18:44,517 --> 00:18:46,034
- Sorry we're late honey
463
00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:48,551
but you never told us
it was Parents' Night.
464
00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:51,827
- Aw, don't call me honey.
465
00:18:51,827 --> 00:18:54,206
- These your real parents?
- No?
466
00:18:54,206 --> 00:18:55,689
- Of course we are.
467
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:57,655
- And we only found out about
Parents' Night
468
00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,517
because we were snooping
through your stuff.
469
00:18:59,517 --> 00:19:01,310
- You were snooping
through my stuff?!
470
00:19:01,310 --> 00:19:03,586
- Because we care!
- All parents do it!
471
00:19:03,586 --> 00:19:05,000
- That's true.
- I do it.
472
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,000
- Not cool! Not cool!
Why would you think--
473
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,931
- Alright! You all can have
a family therapy session later
474
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,448
but right now we gotta get
this picture!
475
00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:12,172
- I'd like to have
family therapy now
476
00:19:12,172 --> 00:19:15,379
because this is the tenth time
you've pretended we don't exist.
477
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:17,241
- Your fourth birthday,
your fifth birthday--
478
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:18,965
- Okay, we get it,
you can count.
479
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:21,827
- And you can count.
On our love.
480
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:23,517
- Ew.
- Bring it in Da Silvas...
481
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:25,551
- Noooo!
- Wait, wait, wait,
482
00:19:25,551 --> 00:19:28,896
wait a second. If these are
your real parents...
483
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:32,034
then who is this guy?
484
00:19:32,034 --> 00:19:35,793
- Yeah. Some actor you hired
to pretend to be your dad?
485
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:40,000
- Yes and...
I do my own stunts byeee!
486
00:19:43,103 --> 00:19:47,793
JAKE: I will no longer
be doing my own stunts.
487
00:19:47,793 --> 00:19:49,724
- Okaayyyy he's gone
let's get that picture!
488
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,000
- Chapa, what is going on?
489
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,103
- I can explain.
490
00:19:53,103 --> 00:19:54,448
- Great, I would
love to hear it.
491
00:19:54,448 --> 00:19:57,172
Right after the picture.
Schwoz, push the button.
492
00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:59,758
- Dude, I just had another
vision of the lights going out
493
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,586
and all of our knees hurtin'.
- Keep 'em to yourself.
494
00:20:01,586 --> 00:20:03,206
Your visions are trash.
- You better start putting
495
00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,724
some respect on my visions
or else I'm gonna really--
496
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,068
ANGELA: Who turned out
the lights?!
497
00:20:07,068 --> 00:20:09,275
CAVEKID:
Radishhhhessssss.
498
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:10,413
MILES: Everyone protect
your knees!
499
00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:11,413
[ banging sounds ]
500
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,000
RAY: Schwoz, take pics!
501
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,000
[ everyone screaming ]
502
00:20:20,034 --> 00:20:22,586
- Well it's nine-oh-nine
and this pic is fine!
503
00:20:22,586 --> 00:20:24,379
- Great.
Please leave us alone.
504
00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:26,000
- Looks like it was a wild ride
to get it
505
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,724
but all that matters
is you're a legitimate school.
506
00:20:28,724 --> 00:20:32,379
For now.
- I'm hanging up.
507
00:20:32,379 --> 00:20:35,655
Aw...
508
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:39,172
To the first, and hopefully
last Parents' Night.
509
00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,482
- Cheers.
- Oh yeah.
510
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:46,655
- So you gonna tell us why you
hired an actor to play your dad?
511
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:48,862
- Wasn't plannin' on it.
- Cool cool...
512
00:20:48,862 --> 00:20:51,724
but real talk though
that man jumped out a window.
513
00:20:51,724 --> 00:20:54,206
- Yeah do we know if he's okay?
514
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:57,620
- He said he did his own stunts
but it sure didn't look like it.
515
00:20:57,620 --> 00:21:00,758
- Can we not talk about this?
- But why?
516
00:21:00,758 --> 00:21:03,103
- Because I'm embarrassed
of my parents!
517
00:21:03,103 --> 00:21:07,172
Okay, they dress like dorks
and they're really happy...
518
00:21:07,172 --> 00:21:09,758
- They are really happy.
It's kinda cute though.
519
00:21:09,758 --> 00:21:11,034
- You know sometimes happiness
skips a generation.
520
00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:12,827
- Yeah, that happens.
- That's true.
521
00:21:12,827 --> 00:21:14,413
- I don't want you guys
to razz me about 'em.
522
00:21:14,413 --> 00:21:17,724
- Chapa, we're all ashamed
of our parents.
523
00:21:17,724 --> 00:21:19,172
- Really?
- Yeah dude.
524
00:21:19,172 --> 00:21:20,758
My dad drives a horse.
525
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:23,413
- My mom still holds my hand
when we cross the street.
526
00:21:23,413 --> 00:21:26,551
- My father
was an irresponsible scientist.
527
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,965
- So you guys are all ashamed
of your parents?
528
00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:29,241
- Yeah.
- Could not be more ashamed.
529
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:30,758
- Super ashamed.
- So ashamed.
530
00:21:30,758 --> 00:21:32,137
- So we shouldn't
razz on each other about it.
531
00:21:32,137 --> 00:21:33,655
- No, we're a team.
We should act like one.
532
00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:35,344
- Mmm-mm.
- At least not about family,
533
00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:37,413
everything else is open season.
Can we start with Bose's shirt!
534
00:21:37,413 --> 00:21:40,344
- Yeah.
- What's with your shirt, dude?
535
00:21:40,344 --> 00:21:42,344
Is it made out of a--
- It's cool.
536
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:44,758
- Is that your mom's?
BOSE: My mom got it for me.
537
00:21:44,758 --> 00:21:49,551
With my dad's money.
- Hey, we have a little problem.
538
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:53,448
I was out science-ing
with some friends
539
00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:57,655
and I lost Cavekid again.
540
00:21:57,655 --> 00:21:59,413
- Aww, it's okay.
541
00:21:59,413 --> 00:22:00,896
I'm sure she's on her way
back to Cavetown
542
00:22:00,896 --> 00:22:02,965
and we've probably seen
the last of her--
543
00:22:02,965 --> 00:22:05,620
- Yeah.
544
00:22:05,620 --> 00:22:07,310
CAVEKID:
Radishessssss....
545
00:22:07,310 --> 00:22:09,413
[ everyone screams ]
546
00:22:13,517 --> 00:22:15,827
♪ Always on the scene
in the nick of time ♪
547
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:18,482
♪ The second I see trouble
I know I'll be fine ♪
548
00:22:18,482 --> 00:22:21,241
♪ I'm okay
549
00:22:21,241 --> 00:22:24,241
♪ I'm okaaaay!
550
00:22:24,241 --> 00:22:27,310
♪ Danger
551
00:22:27,310 --> 00:22:28,379
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
552
00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,517
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
553
00:22:29,517 --> 00:22:33,275
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
554
00:22:33,275 --> 00:22:34,275
♪ Danger!
555
00:22:34,275 --> 00:22:35,724
♪ One two three Force!
556
00:22:35,774 --> 00:22:40,324
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