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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,793 Previously on Californication... 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:05,379 - My name is Hank. - I know. 3 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:10,884 This is Mia, Bill's daughter. And this is Hank. 4 00:00:10,927 --> 00:00:12,511 - You know each other? - No. 5 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:15,889 - I am 16, you know. - So I've been told. 6 00:00:15,932 --> 00:00:19,476 I was supposed to be the guest speaker at Mia's school today, 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,978 but I have to go out of town. 8 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,898 - They're very young. - Oh, say that again... slower this time. 9 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,650 My fleshy TA didn't hear you. 10 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:29,778 Look, just be careful of him and those of his ilk. 11 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:33,073 Hank Moody, as I live and breathe, are you looking out for me? 12 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,534 - Back to work. - Yes, sir. 13 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:37,369 Anything you want to tell me about? 14 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,912 Please. I'm a married man. 15 00:00:41,374 --> 00:00:43,959 In this past life of ours, was I mean? 16 00:00:44,002 --> 00:00:47,713 You weren't mean, no. But you can be pretty hard on people, Hank. 17 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:50,632 - I wish it was different. - And so do I. 18 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,586 Hey. 19 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:28,712 Yikes. 20 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:31,215 Do you know anything about wine? 21 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,719 Wine is fine, but whiskey is quicker. 22 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:38,472 Suicide is slow with liquor. 23 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,475 Sabbath. 24 00:01:41,518 --> 00:01:43,185 Close. Ozzy, solo. 25 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:47,815 - But nice try. - Thanks. 26 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:49,817 That stuff will kill you. 27 00:01:49,859 --> 00:01:51,944 Life will kill you. 28 00:01:52,987 --> 00:01:55,656 That's heavy. It will make sense. 29 00:01:55,698 --> 00:01:58,992 - Taking it in. - Let it sink in. 30 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:08,794 Here you go. 31 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:11,588 No, no. I can't let you do that. 32 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,008 Unless you've got some "fuck you" money stashed up your whosie-whatsit, 33 00:02:15,051 --> 00:02:16,802 you're shit out of places to look. 34 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,638 - So just take it. - You're sweet. 35 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:21,431 - It's my pleasure. - And cute. 36 00:02:23,726 --> 00:02:26,687 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 37 00:02:30,733 --> 00:02:33,694 What? It's a damsel in distress. 38 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,530 I love all women. I love you. 39 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:39,324 I'll make a run at you, crusty. I will. 40 00:03:53,274 --> 00:03:55,984 I fucking love vinyl. 41 00:03:56,027 --> 00:03:58,695 Yeah, it just sounds better. 42 00:03:58,738 --> 00:04:02,199 It's warmer, right? It's just human. 43 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:06,161 You're just an analogue guy in a digital world, aren't you? 44 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:08,288 I might steal that. 45 00:04:11,209 --> 00:04:13,252 What is your name, by the way? 46 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,799 Wouldn't you rather just fuck me and never know? 47 00:04:18,841 --> 00:04:22,094 Oh, fuck. Who says romance is dead? 48 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:07,764 Oh, shit. You again? 49 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:12,978 - Fuck me. - All right, sure. Why not? 50 00:05:13,021 --> 00:05:14,730 Stop it. I've been robbed. 51 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:16,606 Save the drama for your mama. 52 00:05:16,649 --> 00:05:20,360 She stole my guitar... and my records. 53 00:05:20,403 --> 00:05:23,989 My records! Oh, the humanity! 54 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:27,075 - Who did this? - I don't know. Some girl. 55 00:05:27,118 --> 00:05:29,411 She let you have access to the most intimate of her areas, 56 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,871 and she didn't give you her name? 57 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,498 Well, it seemed like a pretty fair trade-off at the time. 58 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,751 You should have seen her. What do you want? 59 00:05:35,793 --> 00:05:38,754 Peace in the Middle East, a two-hour orgasm, 60 00:05:38,796 --> 00:05:40,464 a few pages of your lesser work. 61 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:41,715 That is not possible. 62 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:45,886 There is no such thing as a two-hour orgasm or my lesser work. 63 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:46,970 - No. - No? 64 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,055 - Yes. - Yes? 65 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,015 Yes... no, if you want lesser work, 66 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:52,225 just write something yourself. 67 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:54,770 - I can't. I'm lazy. - I'll say. 68 00:05:54,812 --> 00:05:56,563 - I'll cry rape. - No, you won't. 69 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,689 How do you know? 70 00:05:57,732 --> 00:06:00,609 Cos you enjoy torturing me entirely too much. 71 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:01,985 That's true. 72 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:05,822 OK, listen, you just write something... 73 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:09,117 anything... OK, and I will help you with it. 74 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:10,577 I'll give you notes. 75 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,537 - Really? - Yes. 76 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,791 - You'd do that for me? - Of course. Why wouldn't I? 77 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,793 My own father hasn't even so much 78 00:06:17,835 --> 00:06:20,170 as offered to help me with my homework, so... 79 00:06:20,213 --> 00:06:23,924 You know, as much as I love to hear about Bill's failings as a parent, 80 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:27,511 I do not like to be compared to him in the same sentence. 81 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:28,845 It kind of creeps me out. 82 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:31,014 Given that you've been inside of me and all? 83 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:34,142 Something like that, OK. Now, you're a smart little sociopath. 84 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:38,063 I'm sure you can put two sentences together. Now scram. 85 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,108 You wanted me? 86 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:47,739 I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn't find it. 87 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:52,119 I thought maybe you could... crawl around and look for it. 88 00:06:52,161 --> 00:06:54,871 Whatever you say, boss. 89 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,545 Go slowly. I don't want you to miss anything. 90 00:07:01,587 --> 00:07:05,173 Yes, boss. Maybe I should look more closely. 91 00:07:11,013 --> 00:07:13,682 Poor you. Your head must be throbbing. 92 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:17,811 It is actually, a bit. 93 00:07:21,315 --> 00:07:24,317 - Anybody home? - Hey, baby! 94 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:25,694 Hi, baby. 95 00:07:25,736 --> 00:07:27,279 Good afternoon, Mrs Runkle. 96 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,449 Dani? 97 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,618 What's going on? 98 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,413 I dropped an Advil on the floor earlier and couldn't find it. 99 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,833 I looked myself, you know. And then my back just... 100 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,418 Found it. 101 00:07:44,505 --> 00:07:46,590 Oh. Thank you, Dani. 102 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:49,551 That's an Advil. 103 00:07:51,679 --> 00:07:52,971 Oh, you can take lunch. 104 00:07:53,014 --> 00:07:55,098 Oh, I'll just eat something at my desk. 105 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,231 It was nice to see you, Mrs Runkle. 106 00:08:08,779 --> 00:08:11,114 She's like your little slave, that one. 107 00:08:13,284 --> 00:08:15,243 You want to get some lunch? 108 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:18,747 I'd rather get laid. 109 00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:21,917 Excuse me? 110 00:08:21,959 --> 00:08:24,461 I want to change things up a little bit. 111 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:27,881 I used to come by for nooners all the time when you were at CAA. 112 00:08:27,924 --> 00:08:30,926 Yeah, well, that was CAA. Everybody was fucking everybody. 113 00:08:30,968 --> 00:08:34,095 Besides, Dani's right outside, there. 114 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:37,140 Even better. Come on. 115 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,768 I'll lap-dance you if you throw me 20 bucks. 116 00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:42,646 Wow. 117 00:08:42,688 --> 00:08:45,065 Oh, you're already halfway there. 118 00:08:47,401 --> 00:08:48,527 That's it. 119 00:08:50,112 --> 00:08:53,031 Oh, yeah. Yeah, baby. 120 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:54,407 That's it, baby. 121 00:08:54,450 --> 00:08:57,786 But take your time. Take your time. Take your... 122 00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:08,880 Maybe I'll hit Nordstrom's. 123 00:09:08,923 --> 00:09:11,758 All right, testing, testing, one, two. 124 00:09:11,801 --> 00:09:12,842 Hey. 125 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,097 Good. You're on time, as usual. 126 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:21,351 This chick stole my T-shirt... my favourite T-shirt. 127 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:23,395 The "Keith Richards for President" one. 128 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:27,023 The one I got you at that little boutiquey place? 129 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:29,734 - I love that. - I know. I'm sad about it. 130 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:32,320 Why did she steal your T-shirt? 131 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:35,323 - You really want to know? - Good point. 132 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:38,535 Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice, California, 133 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,413 Please welcome Kill Jill! 134 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:19,075 - Are you crying? - Shut up. 135 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:21,995 Allergies. 136 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:27,876 One, two, three, four! 137 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,529 We should do this more often. 138 00:10:56,572 --> 00:10:58,031 I mean, I'm not deluded or anything. 139 00:10:58,074 --> 00:11:00,909 I know you guys aren't gonna live happily ever after. 140 00:11:00,951 --> 00:11:03,745 It's just nice to be together sometimes. 141 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:07,457 As long as you guys don't hate each other, I don't see what the big deal is. 142 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,589 Oh, you know... This could be Uncle Charlie. 143 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,841 - So I'm gonna just... - Sure. 144 00:11:20,054 --> 00:11:21,096 Yes. 145 00:11:21,138 --> 00:11:22,847 You have to come get me. 146 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:25,433 No, I can't do that. I'm a little busy right now. 147 00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:27,852 Asshole, you have to. I'm in trouble. 148 00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:30,355 What kind of trouble? 149 00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:33,191 Remember my teacher? 150 00:11:33,275 --> 00:11:36,361 He's coked out of his mind, and he's trying to get me into a threesome. 151 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:39,322 - Jesus. Fuck. - I can't call Karen. 152 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:41,825 She'll tell my dad, and I'll be in a world of shit. 153 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:46,246 Don't you have any friends who can come, #a friend with a fucking learner's permit? 154 00:11:46,288 --> 00:11:47,664 Aren't you my friend, Hank? 155 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:49,916 In a word, no. 156 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,502 OK, whatever. Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out myself. 157 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:56,840 Get the fuck off me, you asshole! 158 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:58,633 Hold on. Where are you? 159 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,804 Hey. Hey. 160 00:12:02,847 --> 00:12:04,806 Do you want to go to the movies with us, Dad? 161 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:08,893 Oh, would that I could, but it turns out that was bald old Uncle Charlie. 162 00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:10,895 And he's going through a rough patch, 163 00:12:10,938 --> 00:12:13,398 and he kind of needs a friendly ear, so... 164 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,234 Uncle Charlie, huh? Just an ear? Nothing else? 165 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,945 Do you think I'd rather be anywhere else? 166 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,174 Hey. 167 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:45,138 Moody! Hank fucking Moody! You came! 168 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,724 What the fuck is up, my brother from another mother? 169 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,309 Where is she? 170 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:52,312 Mia? I don't know. She said she was gonna call you. 171 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,607 - Glad you could make it, mofro. - You were expecting me? 172 00:12:55,649 --> 00:12:59,152 Yeah, we thought you might want to partake. Line? 173 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,157 Let's go. 174 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:05,784 Hey, where are you going, man? 175 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,161 I was hoping you might want to get in on this action. 176 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:09,496 Get in on what action? 177 00:13:09,538 --> 00:13:12,290 You and me and Betty and Veronica here make three. 178 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,709 Well, four, actually. I'm sorry. 179 00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:18,087 My bad. I'm fucking snow-blind right now. 180 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:20,089 You need to get out of the way. 181 00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:25,011 You're a one-on-one kind of guy. Tap that ass, dude. Go for it. 182 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,721 Hey, you've got to drink the nectar, right? 183 00:13:26,764 --> 00:13:27,806 One more word... 184 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:35,104 and I will put you through that fucking wall. 185 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,273 OK. 186 00:13:37,316 --> 00:13:39,567 Would you mind reading something of mine sometime? 187 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,735 That's good. 188 00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:57,502 Fine. Give me the silent treatment. 189 00:13:57,545 --> 00:14:00,213 - See where it gets you. - What were you thinking? 190 00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:04,425 - I wanted out of there. - You weren't in trouble. 191 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,177 Sure I was. I was in danger of being bored to death. 192 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:10,348 - You cried wolf. - So? Maybe I just wanted to see you. 193 00:14:10,391 --> 00:14:14,853 Did you ever think that maybe I did not want to see you? 194 00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:18,147 Never entered my mind. You enjoy the banter too much. 195 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:21,067 What I was enjoying was spending time with my daughter. 196 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:24,737 - Ah. And Karen. - Yes, and Karen. 197 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,948 - Don't enjoy it too much, pal. - Why not? 198 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,908 Because she's marrying my father. 199 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,369 You don't even like the guy. What do you care? 200 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:33,580 Yeah, maybe he's not much of a parental figure. 201 00:14:33,622 --> 00:14:35,582 It doesn't mean I don't want to see him happy. 202 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:40,753 - And she makes him happy, Hank. - Captain Fantastic. 203 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,049 But the question is does he make her happy? I mean, right? 204 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:48,344 That's what you really want to know. Why can't you just ask me? 205 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:52,140 - Why don't you just fuck off? - Come on. What do you think? 206 00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,976 In your heart or hearts, what's your best guess? 207 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:58,730 I don't know. 208 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,405 Thanks for the ride. 209 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,172 How's Uncle Charlie? 210 00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:27,634 I just came by to say good night to our little Courtney Love in training. 211 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:31,012 Well, she went to celebrate with her bandmates. 212 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:34,015 Will you please tell her that I will call her first thing in the morning? 213 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,141 Yes, I will. 214 00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,188 Whoa, she was a... 215 00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:45,068 - She was good tonight, huh? - I know. She was incredible. 216 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:47,904 And we made that. You made it. 217 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:52,075 - You helped, like, a teeny bit. - I give you that. 218 00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:57,497 All right. I apologise. Good night. 219 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:01,209 Do you want to come in for a drink? 220 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:16,724 So, did Dani say anything to you 221 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:20,687 about our little afternoon session? 222 00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:23,606 No. No. 223 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:24,857 No? 224 00:16:24,900 --> 00:16:26,317 Well, I mean, even if she heard, 225 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,988 it's not like I talk about my love life with my assistant. 226 00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,031 OK. 227 00:16:36,203 --> 00:16:37,620 Although, I have to say, you know, 228 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,331 when you said that thing about her being my slave, 229 00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,417 it did get me kind of thinking. 230 00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,044 Thinking about what? 231 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:48,089 You know... role-playing. 232 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:52,468 You know, master/slave, dominance/submission, bondage. 233 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,471 You know, we never tried any of that stuff. 234 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,517 I'm just trying to, you know, mix things up a little bit, like you did today. 235 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:04,689 OK. OK, I hear you. 236 00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,899 So, uh, do you want me to beat the crap out of you? 237 00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:13,322 If you want, I guess. 238 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,617 Or, you know, I could beat you up, 239 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,077 whichever you prefer. 240 00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,829 Or nobody has to beat anybody up. 241 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,372 We just... there's a master and a slave. 242 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:25,543 And the slave does whatever the master tells her to. 243 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:29,756 Her being me, your slave. 244 00:17:29,798 --> 00:17:33,634 In that example, yeah. 245 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,554 OK, so... 246 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,223 What do you want me to do? 247 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,437 You know, whatever makes you happy, right? 248 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:48,775 Maybe you want me to make you wear a ball gag in your mouth. 249 00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:52,487 Or maybe you would want me to drip hot candle wax on your nipples. 250 00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:55,615 Or maybe you like to be teased, right? 251 00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:58,910 I could bring you to the brink of orgasm without ever letting you come. 252 00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:01,579 I feel like we've done that. 253 00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,416 All right, maybe... 254 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,044 maybe you want me to pee on you. 255 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,712 Why would I want you to pee on me? 256 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:13,216 I don't know. I just... I know there's people that do that. 257 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,926 OK, that's all. 258 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:20,056 Look, baby, I'm in. Just start doing some shit to me. 259 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,433 We'll see how it goes, OK? 260 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:27,230 You know what, we should probably have a safe word, 261 00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,565 right, you know, so I know what your limits are? 262 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,903 How about, "Don't pee on me"? 263 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,155 OK, that should work. 264 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,869 - Ow! God damn it! - Sorry. Sorry. 265 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:44,622 - Fuck! - OK, OK, let me rub it. 266 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:48,167 - Don't touch it! - OK. 267 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:02,598 What would you do if our little spawn 268 00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:05,393 actually became, like, a rock star? 269 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:07,770 - I would be really proud of her. - You would? 270 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,481 And I would be there to help pump her stomach when she OD'd. 271 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,358 Oh, God. 272 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,403 Do you think she's ever... 273 00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:17,446 Do you think she's ever smoked pot? 274 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,365 I mean, like, successfully. 275 00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:22,952 No, no, she told me that she saw you and Bill get high once, 276 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,538 and it so creeped her out 277 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:28,416 that she swore to me she was never gonna try it. 278 00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:29,709 So, well done with that. 279 00:19:29,751 --> 00:19:32,253 - Bill... - Yeah? 280 00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:36,591 Bill saw... he saw a spider. 281 00:19:36,633 --> 00:19:37,758 A spider? 282 00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:41,554 That guy, he is the biggest fucking pansy in captivity. 283 00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:44,807 You happy? 284 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,643 What? 285 00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,854 It's a simple question. Are you happy? 286 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:51,898 I don't even know what that means any more. 287 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,734 All right, I'll make it specific. 288 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:56,944 Does Bill make you happy? 289 00:19:57,487 --> 00:19:58,529 Yes. 290 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,533 - Bullshit! No! No, no! - Yeah. 291 00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:05,661 - He does. He makes me really happy. - Really? Like I made you happy? 292 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,955 You didn't. You made me fucking insane. 293 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,374 Seriously, I never made you happy? I made you insane? 294 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:13,669 Oh, yeah, I mean, once upon a time, you made me happy. 295 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,713 But then you made me crazy, 296 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:18,007 and that was OK, too, for a while. 297 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,926 But then I... I evolved. 298 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:23,846 You outgrew me. I understand. And I didn't? 299 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,182 No, you stayed right in the crazy zone. 300 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:31,229 Well, that is a hell of a way to sum up a decade-long love affair. 301 00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:35,816 Well, Mr Moody... how would you sum it up? 302 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:39,946 I would say we loved each other too much. Too much. 303 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,241 And I think we made the mistake of getting it right the first time, 304 00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:47,370 and that put an insane amount of pressure on us to keep it going. 305 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:50,206 And... we buckled. 306 00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,210 You know what I miss most about... 307 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,546 - Well, aside from Becca, of course. - Yeah. 308 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:01,717 I miss your smell. 309 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,012 - That's it? - When you left, I couldn't wash the sheets 310 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:08,641 because I didn't want to lose that completely... you. 311 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,519 And it fucked me up for a long time 312 00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:14,647 because I would wake up and I'd smell you 313 00:21:14,690 --> 00:21:17,024 and I'd think you were there. 314 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:19,235 And that would... my heart would break all over again. 315 00:21:21,029 --> 00:21:23,489 I think that's why I go in for the kiss all the time. 316 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,949 - Oh, yeah. - I know, yeah. 317 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,577 I think I'm going for... another hit. 318 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,455 Have you washed those sheets yet? 319 00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:35,001 Oh, well, you know, I had to throw them away. 320 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:36,127 Oh, good. 321 00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,463 Yeah, this hot little Starbucks barista got her period all over them. 322 00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,800 You're so fucking disgusting. 323 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:47,013 - You see? Look at that. You see? - Why do you have to say shit like that? 324 00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:50,141 If I can make you laugh like that, why can't we be together? 325 00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,559 That's what I don't understand. 326 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,061 You know what? You don't want to be with me. 327 00:21:54,104 --> 00:21:56,105 I know you think you do. 328 00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:02,320 But if I were to give myself to you, you would run for the hills, 329 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,071 cos you're not in love with me, Hank. 330 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:08,784 You're in love with the idea... the idea of love. 331 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:11,746 Now, on that brave, profound note, 332 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,497 I'm gonna go and get some coffee. 333 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:17,251 How can you be so fucking beautiful and so fucking wrong? 334 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:33,184 What? 335 00:22:33,226 --> 00:22:36,562 - You're running for the hills. - No. 336 00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:38,814 Yes, you are. 337 00:22:42,694 --> 00:22:44,737 Oh, my God! 338 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:45,946 I'm sorry. 339 00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:11,055 Calm down, girly man. 340 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,307 It's just a kiss. It's not like I blew you or anything. 341 00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:16,685 - Get off of me. - Hey, I'm taking you up on your offer. 342 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:19,480 - Read this and give me notes. - Now? 343 00:23:19,523 --> 00:23:21,565 Yeah. What else are you doing? 344 00:23:21,608 --> 00:23:23,025 What happened last night? 345 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:24,860 Too drunk to drive? Too limp to fuck? 346 00:23:24,903 --> 00:23:27,655 - Should my father worry? - Get off! 347 00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:30,616 Hey, Mia? 348 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:32,076 Mia? 349 00:23:36,456 --> 00:23:37,832 Hey. You're up. 350 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,168 - Good morning... to you. - Have you seen Mia anywhere? 351 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:42,586 No, who? Mia, no. 352 00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:44,755 - I can't find... - No. 353 00:23:45,882 --> 00:23:46,966 OK. 354 00:23:47,008 --> 00:23:51,429 - About last night... - Let's not and say we did. 355 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,889 Really? You don't want to talk about it? 356 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,267 Not so much... now. 357 00:23:56,309 --> 00:23:58,936 - That's fine. - I'm just a little raw. 358 00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:01,856 - It's too soon for me. - All right. 359 00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,985 Are you OK? You're being kind of weird. Do you feel... 360 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,028 - No, no, I'm good. I'm good. - You sure? 361 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:10,656 - I'm fine. - Do you want me to get you some Advil? 362 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:14,326 - No, no, no. No, no. No, I'm good. - OK. I'll put some coffee on. 363 00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:17,913 Thank you. You're too good to me. 364 00:24:19,624 --> 00:24:21,125 What about last night? 365 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:23,335 Does my father have anything to worry about? 366 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,628 No more than usual. 367 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:33,596 Oh, my God! You look so lame. 368 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:37,266 Well, good, because that's exactly the look that I'm going for. 369 00:24:37,309 --> 00:24:40,144 - Have a seat. - Don't mind if I do. 370 00:24:40,187 --> 00:24:43,689 - Coffee? - For the love of God, yes. 371 00:24:43,732 --> 00:24:46,275 - Times? - Boo-ya. 372 00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,040 What? 373 00:25:06,171 --> 00:25:07,546 You eat Pop-Tarts? 374 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:09,465 - Hello? - Pop-Tarts? 375 00:25:11,092 --> 00:25:13,469 Not on my watch. No. 376 00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:14,929 Not good for you. 377 00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:19,391 Jesus, this is awful. 378 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:25,022 I know. Yeah, we miss you, too. So much. 379 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:28,025 When are you coming back? 380 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,819 OK. Yeah. 381 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,864 I've got to go. 382 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:36,867 - I'll call you later. - Bye. 383 00:25:36,952 --> 00:25:38,577 Bye-bye, Mia. 384 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:42,331 Yes, she's right here. 385 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:45,793 What? 386 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:09,233 "'Rome is burning,' he said, as he poured himself another drink. 387 00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:12,111 "'Yet here I am, knee-deep in a river of pussy.' 388 00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,612 "'Here it comes,' she thought, 389 00:26:13,655 --> 00:26:16,323 "'another self-indulgent, whiskey-soaked diatribe 390 00:26:16,366 --> 00:26:20,369 "'about how fucking great everything was in the past..."' 391 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,413 "'... and how all us poor souls born too late 392 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:24,665 "'to see the Stones at wherever 393 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:28,168 "'or snort the good coke like they had at studio 54, 394 00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:29,795 "'well, we had all just missed out 395 00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:32,715 "'on practically everything worth living for.' 396 00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,468 "And the worst part was, she agreed with him." 397 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:37,678 I felt bad. 398 00:26:37,721 --> 00:26:42,641 You were so nice to me, and I totally took advantage. 399 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:46,604 So... 400 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:51,108 Do you want to get high and listen to some records? 401 00:26:55,905 --> 00:26:58,157 By the way, my name is... 402 00:26:59,909 --> 00:27:04,204 "'Here we are,' she thought, 'at the edge of the world, 403 00:27:04,247 --> 00:27:06,957 "'the very edge of Western civilisation, 404 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:11,170 "'and all of us are so desperate to feel something, 405 00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:14,089 "'anything, that we keep falling into each other 406 00:27:14,132 --> 00:27:17,176 "'and fucking our way towards the end of days."' 28994

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