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Hello everybody.

Believe me.

Was this universe created from nothing?

Every strong tree springs from firm roots.

A great warrior must also have strong origins.

Every successful person embarked on their own journey.

Everybody. Every single solitary... person...

Don, Don, Don, help me! I'm in deep shit!

Calm down, Bay.

Pull yourself together!

OK.

I've pulled. I've pulled. But I'm still together.

OK. This is what happened.

I was playing the drums, really getting into the groove.

All of a sudden, I had these knives in my hands.

And the body of Victoria my landlady was right in front of me.

And she was all carved up!

So you killed her?

What? No, I didn't kill her!

Hooray!

This means

we don't have to pay any more rent!

Meaw, Aoo. Were you secretly listening to what I said?

Dickhead!

You're the one who interrupted us

while we were rehearsing.

Awesome. You killed our landlady.

Well, she's dead. But I didn't do it. I didn't kill anyone!

Don't deny it.

Look at the blood. You have to be the killer.

What are you doing?

Well I'm certainly not dialing a pizza. I'm calling the police.

You killed someone. You're a murderer!

I told you I didn't do it!

If you call the cops, they'll arrest me.

Slow down.

Please... I beg of you...

Testing, testing, 1, 2, 3, 4.

We should hear him out.

Beg all you want, Don.

Why are you so keen on helping him?

Is it because you share the same teacher?

Come on, guys. You know me. I'm a wimp. I couldn't hurt a fly.

I hold the sacred Buddhist precepts close to my heart.

You're holding them alright.

1. Don't kill.

2. Don't steal.

3. Don't adulterate.

4. Don't lie.

5. Don't drink alcohol.

Wholesome bastard.

It's not complete nonsense.

Bay and I studied the drums together at the same school.

The Drums of the Gods.

The Drums of the Gods is the name of a subject

an ancient form of teaching the drums

that can be traced back to the Ayutthaya era.

It is extremely sacred.

The Drums of the Gods is the name of a subject

an ancient form of teaching the drums

that can be traced back to the Ayutthaya era.

It's extremely sacred.

Holy. Magical.

Those who practice this art

can transmit the energy of the drums to others.

Practitioners must strictly

follow the 5 Buddhist precepts.

Once a precept has been broken

the gods within them will leave and never return.

The spirit of the drums

leaves the offender forever.

They will never be able to practice them again.

Keep this in mind.

Keep this in mind.

So, if Bay cannot play the Drums of the Gods

it means he's broken a sacred precept.

And that can only mean one thing.

He really did murder Landlady Victoria.

He'll have to be arrested!

Help me!

And that means he'll be

sodomized!

No! I'm innocent! I didn't kill Landlady Victoria!

And I'll prove it!

You're going down, Bay.

I really feel sorry for you.

What a terrible day.

Everything was perfectly fine yesterday.

I wish things could go back to the way they were yesterday

yesterday... yesterday

Come back yesterday... yesterday has gone.

Come back yesterday... yesterday is so far away.

Come back yesterday how I long for yesterday.

He's playing so well.

He can't be the murderer.

Awesome.

Cool man awesome?

Awesome man awesome?

No, not like that!

You see, the name "Drums of the Gods"

indicates it's a lesson for men.

The power comes from the male psyche.

The stronger your psyche,

the better your prowess.

I know you have the talent and the determination

but you are a girl.

You'll never be better than Bay.

Very good... very good, indeed.

But if you want to achieve a higher level,

you have to apply yourself.

You have to draw on your inner male energy.

Use your drumsticks to suck the power out of the heavens.

The stronger your power,

the better the audience will appreciate your music.

Inspector Black Ears.

Sleaze bag.

Coming through!

Who's an idiot, then?

Sir!

What's up, Thongchai?

The victim's name is Victoria.

She was the landlady of this apartment.

Whose room is this?

It belongs to a man named Bay.

He's 20 years of age.

A witness saw him running out, shouting.

I don't think he's got very far though, Sir.

Sir!

Dumb Ass! Over here.

Find the owner of this underwear!

Sir?

This sucks.

Excuse me, sir.

What are you gawking at?

What about this room? Who lives here?

It belongs to 3 people Don, Aoo and Meaw.

They're members of a band called "PC."

Is our suspect in the band?

No, but they could be acquainted

because Bay is also a musician.

He and Don studied the Drums of the Gods together.

Those Drums of the Gods.

Sir.

Dumb Ass.

Get it right this time. Don't screw up again.

Follow the mutt.

Get 500 officers to cover a perimeter of 5 kilometers.

Thoroughly check every 5 paces.

Every 5 metres.

Search high and low. In and out. Left and right.

Be well equipped and move quickly. Yes!

There's no one here. Where are we?

I don't have a clue where we are, Sir.

But this I know for sure they've escaped.

Who's an idiot then?

Come into my fine establishment.

It's our lucky day. We got a gig!

Finally we have our very own concert!

Bay...

Congratulations, guys. Finally you get your gig.

Maybe we should help Bay first.

OK. But let me ask you one more time.

Did you kill Victoria the landlady?

You still don't believe me?

It's not that. I know you wouldn't lie to us.

But is it possible that you

brutally murdered her subconsciously?

Like... in your sleep?

I can't remember a thing.

He can't remember.

Let me help you!

Aoo, are you into witchcraft?

I usually just keep this stuff to myself.

But right now, Bay needs my help.

Wow! What's this?

I'll cast a spell. Hmm, let's see... spell "mind."

M-I-N-D

Louder!

M-I-N-D!

One more time...

M-I-N-D!

Spell it!

M-I-N-D!

Don, get some popcorn.

Holy cow! What have you done?

Bay will recall the past for us.

And we'll be able to watch it just like a movie.

I've seen this movie. "It's about the famous ghost, Nak."

Her love for her husband never died

even though she was dead herself.

I think Bay's gone too far back in his memory.

Spell it again.

Go on!

M-I-N-D!

Here, this is for you, my husband.

This is that movie about the simple guy. "Ai Fak" (Mr Pumpkin)

So, Bay is Mr Pumpkin?

Bay, you've always been a good person.

Oh, Bay.

You are my husband.

What the hell?

She's not talking to Bay.

She's in love with a pumpkin!

My husband.

Let's try again.

M-I-N-D!

Yes, hang on. I'm coming.

Oh, hello, Victoria.

It's the landlady.

Victoria, about the rent...

I didn't come here to collect my rent.

I want you to try this.

I just cooked up a batch of cookies.

Tell me how they taste!

Oh, sure.

That bitch! Bay's always late on his rent

and she bakes him cookies.

We pay on time and she doesn't bake us anything.

Clam-face!

Yeah! You big clam-face!

I'll give these to some of the other tenants.

OK, bye.

Aoo, I think Bay has gone too far back.

Right, I'll fix it.

Aoo, is Bay going to be alright?

He'll be fine. He'll sleep for a few hours.

What's wrong?

I think when he wakes up, he'll find himself in a cell.

Don't talk like that.

Go see a doctor.

What's the matter with you, anyway?

I don't know. It just hurts.

Don, it seems pretty obvious what happened.

Bay killed the landlady in his sleep.

Or Bay is so stressed out about the duel that he...

Whatever we have to call the cops.

Don't call them just yet. Please.

Cut him some slack.

Give him a night to take it all in.

I feel sorry for him.

Thanks, Meaw.

Sure...

Bay. Is all this because of the drumming duel?

A Dutch man once studied the Drums of the Gods.

He went home and developed it into another branch

called the Drums of the Demons.

Every 10 years, they have a duel.

TUNG POK drummer from heaven.

RINGO STAR drummer from hell.

After you.

After you.

I insist.

After you.

You.

No, after you.

No, you!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You!

You! You, you!

You, you, you, you, you!

Alright! Me first then!

Oh my god. Jesus Christ! Son of a bitch!

The 9th level of the Drums of the Gods!

The 10th level of the Demon Drums.

Very good.

Let's call it a tie today.

But in the next 10 years,

we will meet again. Until then... have a nice day.

Wrong finger.

Master...

Master...

Master...

I don't think I'm going to make it.

His drum power is so strong.

It stopped my pulse.

Bay.

Yes, Master.

The secret to defeating the Demon Drums is...

...to do it... do it... do it.

Do what?

Master! Master...

Master. Finish your sentence!

I don't understand.

What do I have to do?

I don't get it!

I have achieved the 9th level.

How can I beat the Demon Drum?

What are you trying to tell me?

Oh, Bay, Bay.

Bay! Don't put the keyboards there.

You'll block the way.

Hey watch out for that amplifier!

Push them closer together.

I'm sick of you screwing it all up, you idiot!

You'd better hurry if you want him to do anything else.

I just called the police.

They'll be here soon to arrest him.

- Do you think they know the way here? - Sure. I drew them a map.

Cool. Everything will be alright then.

I might get him to go buy us something to eat.

See?

If we'd called the police last night

we'd be lugging all that stuff ourselves.

Hey!

Don. She's such a slut!

Bay, you have to scram.

The police are coming to arrest you.

Take good care of yourself!

Don't forget the duel.

Don't worry about me. I will never let our teacher down.

Thanks for everything.

Don't thank me, Bay.

Don't treat me like a stranger.

Wow. This is, like, so deep.

When you say thank you, I feel so far away...

You help me, even though other people may hate you for it.

Oh, Bay... Bay.

Oh, Don. Oo la la!

Bay... I want you to know that I...

Dumb Ass!

Run! Bay! Run!

Go get him!

You horny mongrel!

You may enter heaven.

You don't have to do it.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Enter heaven.

- Don't escape. - Go ahead. Enter heaven.

Give up! We'll get you in the end!

I'm not guilty! I've been innocent. I swear.

Okay. If you're innocent,

I'll take you to the whore house then.

No! I mean I didn't kill anyone!

So why are you running away? Give yourself up!

Sir.

Go get him! Quick!

Escape. Hatch.

Goodbye.

Dumb Ass!

Wait! Don't do it!

Let me go!

You don't understand!

I am just a second-rate voice-over actor.

But I have dreams.

I want to live abroad

sleep with beautiful women on a yacht.

But my dreams have been shattered.

What are you worried about?

My dreams are over too.

I woke up today and suddenly I'm a murder suspect.

I wish I could become a monk!

Did you say you want to become a monk?

Yes.

Why didn't I think of that?

That's not a bad idea.

There a temple called "Ligia" over there.

Ligia Temple.

What's your name?

Bay.

My real name is Pornchai.

What an unusual name!

My nickname's Betty. My real name is Winai.

Winai... in ancient Bali it is Yantra.

"Winai = Yantra"

What a meaningful name!

Thank you for showing me the way, Bay!

Never mind.

Is that you Winai?

Sorry I'm late. I had to wait for the film stock.

I did a mistake but it was an innocent mistake.

Get in the car quick or else the audience will complain.

Hey! That's the bad guy!

Where is Dumb Ass?

Where is that damn dog?

Dumb Ass.

Look. It's drowned.

Sir, how long have you had that dog?

Let me tell you.

My ex-wife left me that dog before we split up.

The guy who sold us the dog warned me not to keep it.

He said it was cursed.

Any couple that kept it would break up.

After they broke up, did they get back together again?

If relationships could return like tennis balls

then yes, it may be possible.

Sir. Could I play with that ball?

This? Sure.

But you'll need this racket too.

That boy has good manners.

He'll bring pride to our country

Sit here. I'll be the voice of the hero.

You'll be the voice of the heroine, the bad guy and the clown.

But how do I do that?

Anyway you want. Just be funny!

It's a comedy. Come on.

What? This is not a drumstick, is it master?

If it can make a sound, it's a drumstick.

Listen to me.

Free yourself off from your old ways. Think new. Act new.

Who is it?

Open the door.

No, sir. I will never tell you!

Never in a million years!

I must say you're good at dubbing.

The audience laughed their heads off.

But what the hell was all that drumming about?

I've never seen anything like that before.

It was a fluke.

I'd never seen that movie before.

Really?

Someone once taught me

to forget my old ways so I could move on.

Think new. Act new.

Think new. Act new.

Interesting.

Do you want to work with me?

I want to be a politician someday and serve the nation.

OK! But I don't think I can join you.

I didn't think you would.

I'm not very good at persuading people.

I don't know what to do.

Just suck it up.

Suck it up? Oh. The drink.

Now what name should I use for my political party?

Hey! Can I get some Thai pepper?

What?

Thai... Thai pepper.

Thai pepper! The Thai Pepper Party!

I love it!

You're pretty bright, aren't you? Let's join me.

Hold it right there!

Don't! Don't shoot! I give up! Okay!

Wait!

What's he done wrong inspector?

What's the charge?

Murder!

What?

Good luck.

See you in the future.

I'll find a way to help you.

"Thai Rak Thai."

Walk quickly.

Keep going.

"Hey, hold on!"

Once, I read poems and cried.

I listened to music all night and missed you.

If my love is a breeze, it will blow by your side.

Though you stood me up, I still miss you.

Time passes and you don't love me anymore.

Our love is gone like the wind blows. Remember this song.

It is my yearning breath to be with you.

Hoo, hoo, hoo.

Bay.

Don?

Is that you?

Don! Don!

It's not Don. It's me.

I owe you an apology.

Meaw!

I'm here too.

The whole band is.

Our band didn't have a license to play.

A license.

Yeah!

Bay! We know that you were set up.

There's something fishy about this murder.

How do you know?

Now I recall.

"That morning, I met Victoria."

I love everyone. I love everyone.

Hey! What are you making? It looks yummy.

None for you.

Let me have a bite...

it looks really yummy.

I said you can't! Didn't you hear me?

It looks so rich. It must be yummy.

- Let me just have a bite. - No!

What's wrong with you?

I'll eat with these two upstairs.

You stay here on your own.

At first I didn't think anything of it. I forgot about it.

But now I think about it it was strange.

I think Victoria might have poisoned you with the sleeping pills.

- Maybe she is still alive. - Yeah!

It's too late. I've been arrested.

We can't do anything.

Can we escape?

It's a jail cell. It's not like skipping the classes.

It's not easy but it's not impossible either!

Hey! What's happened?

The suspect has escaped.

Listen to me.

Man all stations.

Attack any targets.

Don't screw up like the last time.

Protect the public.

Act decisively.

- And good luck. - Stupid fat inspector

Amen!

Go get them!

Sir!

Hey! Let's get away!

Who's an...

What should we do?

We should get a ride.

Are you alright? Get up.

I'm OK. My head hurts a little.

"Don, I have something to tell you."

I thought I'd never see you again.

"But now that I have the chance, I want to tell you that"

if I don't make it...

Don't say that. Because you will make it.

No! I have to.

I want to ask you...

Can you replace me in the drum duel?

Is that it?

Do you swear on these big pink lips?

Yes. I swear.

I have another thing to tell you.

What is it, Bay?

I...

I'm listening.

We should get some wheels.

Yes. I'll take care of it.

Wheels!

Can we tag along?

Tag along?

Why do so many people like tagging along with me?

Go see if there is any room.

It's full.

Full? Then sit in the back.

Thank you.

You're welcome!

Have you got the flu?

I guess.

Close your mouth when you sneeze.

Otherwise the chickens may catch the flu.

You're saying that chickens can catch the flu?

That's silly!

160 kilometers is 100 miles.

La la la la la la la la la la la la la

Walking on a lonely road...

La la la la... la la

And I am so lonely.

La la lulla la la.

Dew and moonlight creep into the night.

Like my journey, the stars above are so far away.

If you come away with me, I will sleep tight.

100 miles may be far away.

It will be good if you can be my company.

Lul lull la lul lul lul lala Lul lull la lul lul lul lala...

For sale. Tel. 999-9999 "Chuvit & David"

Hello. This is the Tea Parlor.

"This is the Tea Parlor."

Some sex, perhaps?

No.

We could have a threesome.

I don't like sandwiches.

Wow. Cool.

You brought your own woman.

My name is Bay.

I'm the one who called you.

This is Don.

Hello.

Hello.

You're a good looking one, aren't you?

We're looking for Victoria the landlady.

Victoria? I know her well.

I just bought an apartment off her. I'll make a killing when I resell it.

In the meantime I'm running it as a tea parlor.

So that means she's still alive!

Do you know where she is?

Victoria? She lives here.

But she comes and goes.

Why? What's the problem?

We haven't seen her for a long time.

We just want to say hello.

So, can we stay here?

Sure! No problem.

Take these.

They're for you know when the cock starts crowing in the morning.

Let me lead you to your love nest.

Follow me.

Done already? That was quick.

Hey I like this tea. It's so refreshing.

You don't understand. That water's for...

Don't worry. I've got this bottle for that cock in the morning.

Holy cow. The water's for cleaning up after...

"Ah, forget it."

"Go, go, go."

OK! Here is your little piece of heaven!

Heaven? No wonder you call it a tea parlor.

All you give us is tea in a bottle.

Where's the water for a bath?

What? Don't you understand?

That water's not for showering.

It's for cleaning up after well you know.

I want a shower!

Bad luck!

A shower!

Bad luck!

A shower!

God help me!

I've got an idea.

If you change the name of your place from a tea parlor

to a bathing parlor, then your customers will be happy.

It's like, they come here, have a bath and a massage

and then sleep.

Bathing parlor... massage parlor...

The rooms must be carpeted

and have large beds and bath tubs. Oh!

Great idea! No more tea parlor.

I'm calling this a massage parlor!

And to repay you for your good idea,

I'm moving you 2 to the VIP Suite.

Hi! David...

Hi Chuvit...

This is my business partner, David.

Don't worry. I guess he is in a bad mood.

Let me take you to the VIP room.

What a great idea!

Voila!

Do you like it?

Come in here.

This is my VIP room. Do you like it?

Keep your hands off my man! Get lost. Remember.

Don't! Don't! Dao Pra Suk!

You always want to have it off with my husband. Take that!

I never wanted to steal him from you.

I told you to keep your dirty paws off my man!

Don't squeeze my balls, I mean, my neck.

The boy is mine!

I'm sorry. I didn't do it. Don't push me.

Who beat my dear Dao?

It's Maya Rassamee.

She slapped me. She beats me all the time.

Is that what she does?

Yes. I don't want to be a big mouth.

But she hurts me.

You take the bed.

I'll sleep on the floor.

It's all right, Bay.

We'll sleep together.

I trust you.

Trust Opportunity

Good girl Idiot

Have it off Go without

I know!

What's going on, Bay?

Don, I know how to achieve Level 10!

Really? How?

Do you still remember what our teacher said before he died?

The secret to defeating the Demon Drums is...

...to hump... hump hump... and hump.

Do what?

I have to "do it."

I have to do it with you, Don.

But... if you don't want to do it, I understand.

If it's not to achieve the 10th level, would you still do me?

Yes.

I have always wanted to do you so hard.

Because I am so in love with you.

I am so turned on. I crave desire.

This is a chronic disease that's hit me for years.

Won't someone help me To crave this desire?

I am so turned on. I crave desire.

This is a chronic disease that's hit me for years.

Won't someone help me To crave this desire?

I am so turned on. I crave desire.

This is a chronic disease that's hit me for years.

Won't someone help me To crave this desire?

Oh, Bay.

Oh, Don.

I found this at the National News Bureau, Inspector Black Ears.

The Ancient Scripture of the Drums of the Gods!

Is this what that guy was playing?

Yes sir.

It's written in here that the God Drums

and Demon Drums are mortal enemies.

Every 10 years,

both sides send their challengers to fight in a drum duel.

The next one's due in a few days.

If we find where it is, we can catch Bay there.

I am not going to wait until dueling day!

I want him now!

What if he is killing someone right now?

The 10th level of the Drums of the Gods.

Drums of the Gods. Level 10!

OK, it doesn't matter.

It's going to be fine this time.

Drums of the Gods. Level 10!

Maybe it has nothing to do with sex. Shit!

Bay, are you trying to achieve Level 10?

Sounds more like the low level.

Maybe what we did last night isn't the way to achieve it.

What? We didn't reach Level 10?

Yes we did. 10 times exactly.

Don.

Let me go clean my cock.

Oh? Sir.

I know!

Freeze! We have you surrounded!

Are you Miss Don?

Yes, sir.

Where is Bay?

I don't know.

Don...

Come in, Bay.

Don, I just finished cleaning the cock.

I think we should go for another round.

He's mine.

How do you feel?

I'm OK.

How did I get here?

I remember! I was hit at the head.

Is that all you can remember?

Is there anything else I should remember?

I would rather not tell you...

I've been arrested, haven't I?

Yes... But...

What?

I know you are innocent.

My name is Porn.

I am the top plastic surgeon here.

I've been here for a very long time.

I'm examining the murder case of Victoria.

I have examined the body

and have discovered that it is not her!

It is an unidentified body that has been dead for a long time.

The cause of death is from an ordinary disease.

It is not murder.

Have you told all this to the inspector?

It does not matter if I tell him.

The law never considers my examination results anyway.

And you will accept that?

You're willing to be a loser for the rest of your life?

I'll deal with it one day.

But I admit it makes me feel every single day.

Well, I've decided not to bend over for this system anymore.

You can take off now!

Thank you very much. Won't you get in trouble for this?

It'll be all right.

Do you know where they are holding the woman who was caught with me?

That woman?

I think she is fighting a drum duel somewhere.

Thank you very much. Thank you so much...

Don't give me thanks.

Keep them to yourself.

I have done something far more unimaginable than you could ever dream of.

You will find out soon.

I hope you will forgive me when you figure it out.

I had to do what I had to do.

You'd better go.

Second-hand TVs? Second-hand TVs?

I'm exhausted!

Why did I decide to sell these damn TVs?

If I knew it would be like this, I'd go be someone else's employee.

I wonder how Bay is now.

He may be able to give me some good advice.

Don, what are you doing up there? Come down.

I'm sorry Bay, but you are no longer the Drum God's chosen one.

What the hell are you doing here, Inspector Black Eyes?

Are you going to tell him or will you let me do it?

Sir! I like telling stories.

I will tell the damned story.

Where is Bay, your junior buddy?

I don't know.

Ha! You don't know?

You must really believe it is true love between you two, huh?

Did it help you to achieve Level 10?

How did you know about that?

If you bring Bay to me,

I will help you achieve the climactic Level 10.

You will be the one and only drummer in Thailand to achieve it.

No, it's not true... is it, Don?

You would never stab me in the back.

Don, why did you do this to me?

Aren't we students of the same master?

Besides, we had brilliant sex last night.

And there's one thing I haven't told you.

Last night, I lost my virginity to you!

But I don't care. I don't care about anything anymore.

And I don't believe that you can get to Level 10.

Women can't even reach Level 9.

Yes I can! Why don't you think so, Bay?

You always think women are not able to do the things that men do.

You are wrong, Bay. Very wrong.

Excuse me, sir.

Here, look at this.

Is this?

Hey... keep your hands off it!

You won't get very far, you know.

I also know that you cannot defeat the Demon Drums

if you cannot get to Level 10.

This is...

Yes, this is the ancient texts for the 10th level.

Animation of the God Drum's History.

The Craft of the Drums of the Gods.

I'm stuck on the 9th Level.

I have been trying to think of a way to reach Level 10.

But I haven't been successful.

I have given up.

Oh! Earthworms move to the drum's rhythm.

Then I studied earthworms.

Earthworms have two genders in the one body.

I realize that to reach the highest level

I must combine the 2 sexes into one.

Thus, Level 10 is the Drums of the Sexes. Two in one.

I don't think this is useful to you now.

I'm the only one who can help you achieve Level 10.

This means...

Don't give me thanks. Keep them to yourself.

I have done something far more unimaginable than you could ever dream of.

Oh no! Oh my God! Oh my... cock!

It's no time to feel sorry for yourself.

It's good that you know the truth.

Now it's time to go to the police station.

This is karma.

Who's there?

David... Chuvit's partner?

Victoria!

What does this mean?

This is Victoria. My fiance.

Bad choice!

Very bad choice!

Really bad choice!

I've known about the God Drums and Demon Drums all along.

I also know that my dearest fiance,

David is the Demon Drum's chosen one.

And you, Bay, are the God Drum's chosen one

who must fight in the duel today.

Who's an idiot then?

He won't appear on your shoulder, sir.

We don't have any more money to hire him.

Why did you do that to me? I always respected you.

I should never have trusted you.

But this is a holy fight.

How on earth could you do this?

It was all my work. My dear fiance didn't know anything.

Bay, you've managed to survive this ordeal. Impressive.

I have no doubt you are the chosen challenger for the God Drum.

I applaud you.

You're wrong!

I am the Drum God's chosen one.

What the hell is going on here?

You came late, you idiot.

Don't make me repeat the whole damn story.

It's OK. You, little girl!

Come fight till the end with me now.

The power of the God Drums!

The power of the Demon

The Snare Drum Power of the Demon Drums!

The Snare Drum Power of the God Drums!

Level 10 of the God Drums!

The Double-Gendered Drum Power!

You, you, you! You are one of a kind.

Since I've met you, I've been thinking of you always.

You, you, you! I've been waiting for you.

Everywhere I go, I look for you. When will I see you again?

I've been watching you from afar,

but still feel closer to you than anyone else.

I dreamt of you last night. You are everywhere to me.

May I speak with Bay?

That's it!

David!

David!

Are you OK?

I'm fine.

But I won't be able to play the drums anymore.

My power has fallen down into my feet.

I'm sorry.

I didn't know the double-gendered drum power could be so forceful.

Very good... perfect. I admit it.

Bay... Bay...

I'm happy for you, Don.

You finally did it. You have surpassed the highest level

with the power of the double-sexed drum.

You conquered the Demon Drum.

Our teacher would not be disappointed.

But you let me down.

You stabbed me in the back. You betrayed my trust.

And you treated me as a sex object.

Bay, listen to me.

What I did was for the sake of our subject. The drums.

Did you do it for the God Drum or for yourself?

I don't believe you.

I know you did it for your own selfish ends.

Come back yesterday Ha ha...

It has gone away.

Come back yesterday, yesterday is so far away.

Yesterday is so far away.

Come back yesterday Ha ha...

how I long for yesterday.

Come back yesterday,

Those sweet, sweet days.

Sweet old days.

A toast. To our first album. May it sell one million copies.

I hope we become so popular we act in movies!

Hey Don! Say something!

I'm too overwhelmed to say anything.

Bay!

Shit! What kind of drugs are you on?

Why did you do this to me?

We thought... you left the music business for good.

So we kind of borrowed your songs.

You stole my songs and told everybody you wrote them!

You should've known that this was my dream!

Hey! Take it easy man. Calm down!

All right, all right. We will leave.

You have to tell everybody the truth

before they accuse me of stealing from you!

But...

Do you promise?

Deal! You have my word.

Bay.

We won't claim your songs anymore.

You son of a bitch!

Why the hell did you promise that?

The album will be released soon.

Whose songs will we play now?

Vichian will be so angry!

What did I promise him?

Didn't I tell him that "PC" would not use his work anymore?

Yes. Or did you mean...

Idiot!

That hurt!

We just change our band name from PC to Macintosh.

Macintosh is a good name.

This is to our new band name. "Macintosh!"

Macintosh went on to become the biggest band in the land.

They had hit after hit.

And what made you change your name from Bay Pornchai to Ma Ornapa?

I needed to forget my past. Start over.

It's a beautiful name though, right?

Noi... you have to try on this outfit.

I ran them all last night.

Ma, hurry up with that damned make-up.

Sorry he's kind of cute.

Noi, here's your water.

Thank you, Namfon.

Ma, here is your water.

Yes dear, thank you very much.

Here's the queue.

Make sure everything goes according to script.

Leave it to me. You know you can't get everything you want.

No need to teach me.

I've been working in creative departments for over 10 years.

With such a tight budget,

I couldn't help but hire this old fag as make-up artist.

He's as slow as a wet week!

That's your problem not mine.

Foul-mouthed director!

- I found your story amazing. I love it. - Isn't it?

What about the sleazy inspector? With the black ears and eyes.

What ever happened to him?

"After he died, he was reincarnated as a panda

and was sent to Thailand as a Chinese-Thai Cultural Ambassador.

This panda is especially loved by people in the northern provinces.

Around Chiang Mai.

Let's carry on.

Are we going to shoot this film, or what?

You haven't stopped blabbering since...

OK, OK, OK!