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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:06,572 www.DHIYAFARIS.com 2 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:14,580 www.DHIYAFARIS.com 3 00:00:17,283 --> 00:00:20,285 www.DHIYAFARIS.com 4 00:00:20,287 --> 00:00:28,293 www.DHIYAFARIS.com 5 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:13,572 www.DHIYAFARIS.com 6 00:01:20,213 --> 00:01:23,215 [Cell phone ringing] 7 00:01:31,324 --> 00:01:32,391 Bonk! 8 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:33,559 - Oh, sorry. 9 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:35,227 - You're fucking useless. 10 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:36,862 You know that we have to get out of this place today. 11 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:38,697 - I--I said I'm sorry. 12 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:39,698 - Yes. 13 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:41,834 - Punk. 14 00:01:41,836 --> 00:01:43,836 - I'll get you a box. 15 00:01:48,475 --> 00:01:49,475 - Hello. 16 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:50,809 - Hello, Charlie? 17 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,244 - Oh, no. - What? 18 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:53,245 - Hey, mom. 19 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,346 I was just packing. 20 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:55,614 I'm moving out of my house. 21 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,882 - Charlie, listen. 22 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:59,184 I've spoken with your father. 23 00:01:59,186 --> 00:02:00,686 - You guys never talk. 24 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:02,387 - I haven't been able to reach you 25 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:04,156 in an entire week, Charlie. 26 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,724 - I don't know why you're calling me right now. 27 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,593 You knew that I was moving out today. 28 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:09,261 I mean, I'm really busy. 29 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:10,729 I have a ton of stuff to pack. 30 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,297 - Yes, I know. 31 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:15,200 Did you know that it's almost noon? 32 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,335 - Of course. 33 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:17,669 I just got back from the gym. 34 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:18,804 - Oh, come on, Charlie. 35 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:21,173 I'm your mother. 36 00:02:21,175 --> 00:02:23,142 Charlie, what are you doing with your life? 37 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:24,476 - What do-- 38 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,646 - I should have insisted that you get that m.B.A. 39 00:02:27,648 --> 00:02:30,149 Oh, I don't know what I'm getting so upset about. 40 00:02:30,151 --> 00:02:31,683 Who knows? 41 00:02:31,685 --> 00:02:33,886 Maybe you'll be-- 42 00:02:33,888 --> 00:02:37,389 maybe you'll-- you'll... 43 00:02:37,391 --> 00:02:38,624 Be something. 44 00:02:38,626 --> 00:02:41,160 - What-- what are you talking about? 45 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:44,196 - We've decided to cut you off. 46 00:02:44,198 --> 00:02:45,397 - No--I mean--what? 47 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:46,698 You're doing what? 48 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,866 - We're stopping, Charlie. 49 00:02:47,868 --> 00:02:48,867 We're done. 50 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:50,202 - Mom, I just graduated. 51 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,503 Come on. 52 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:53,539 I--of course I'm gonna find a job, 53 00:02:53,541 --> 00:02:55,340 but I want to find a good job, 54 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:57,843 and so I'm gonna take my time to find it. 55 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,479 - I spoke with James whittaker. 56 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:05,317 [Menacing string music] 57 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,919 He's had your resume for months, 58 00:03:06,921 --> 00:03:09,788 and you haven't had the decency to call him back. 59 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:15,460 - You're cutting me off because I didn't call James whittaker? 60 00:03:15,462 --> 00:03:17,229 - You have to get a job, Charlie. 61 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:18,797 You have to support yourself. 62 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:21,333 - Support myself? What do you mean? 63 00:03:21,335 --> 00:03:22,601 - Listen, Charlie. 64 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:25,304 No. 65 00:03:25,306 --> 00:03:28,807 We've decided to give you some money to help you get started, 66 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,243 but you have to be responsible and independent. 67 00:03:31,245 --> 00:03:32,778 - Mom-- 68 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:36,315 - I'll have my assistant transfer $5,000 to your account. 69 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:37,649 - $5,000? 70 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:39,718 - Oh, and listen, Charlie, 71 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,888 please don't call your father. 72 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,724 This is the first thing in the last ten years 73 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:49,328 we've decided together on. 74 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,495 - Okay. 75 00:03:50,497 --> 00:03:51,496 Thanks. 76 00:03:59,839 --> 00:04:02,307 - Who called? 77 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:06,378 - That was my mother. 78 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,647 And not carrying good news. 79 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:12,317 I am no longer a welcome member in the Edwards' household. 80 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:13,819 They've cut me off, 81 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:20,259 and I was given a severance fee of $5,000 82 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:23,428 and a nice pat on the ass. 83 00:04:23,430 --> 00:04:26,298 Can't go home. Can't stay here. 84 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:29,401 - You know, at least you got that five grand. 85 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,303 I mean, that's workable. 86 00:04:31,305 --> 00:04:32,504 - It's not much to work with. 87 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,273 That's, like, what, 88 00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:35,674 I don't know, three months of rent? 89 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,342 - No, Charlie, look. 90 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:40,012 You could buy something nice for yourself, 91 00:04:40,014 --> 00:04:41,380 you know, get a fucking maid. 92 00:04:41,382 --> 00:04:43,282 You could go somewhere. 93 00:04:43,284 --> 00:04:45,751 There's all types of shit that you can do with five grand. 94 00:04:45,753 --> 00:04:48,487 - Yes, like go somewhere, 95 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:50,355 somewhere far away. 96 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,592 Charlie Edwards takes his last hurrah, 97 00:04:53,594 --> 00:04:58,630 ride into the sunset with his two-string guitar. 98 00:04:58,632 --> 00:04:59,798 - [Chuckles] 99 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,832 - [Imitates metal guitar solo] 100 00:05:00,834 --> 00:05:03,035 - You're a fucking clown. 101 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,070 - I should really learn how to play this thing. 102 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:06,338 Into the box. 103 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,341 [Upbeat rock music] 104 00:05:09,343 --> 00:05:17,349 ♪ 105 00:05:39,772 --> 00:05:41,473 - [Whistles] 106 00:05:41,475 --> 00:05:43,475 [Tires squealing] 107 00:05:45,044 --> 00:05:47,512 - I am your captain who is speaking. 108 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,949 We have reached our cruising altitude of 10,000 meters. 109 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:54,753 Flying time to Rome is estimated at 7 hours and 45 minutes, 110 00:05:54,755 --> 00:05:56,121 piu 'o meno. 111 00:05:56,123 --> 00:05:58,690 We have turned off the seat belt sign, 112 00:05:58,692 --> 00:06:01,360 and you are now free to move about the cabin. 113 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:04,062 If you feel very free, move into my cabin. 114 00:06:04,064 --> 00:06:05,897 - I have no corkscrew. 115 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,667 We have to suffer. 116 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:10,102 Magic. 117 00:06:10,104 --> 00:06:14,106 - It's the American way to open a bottle. 118 00:06:14,108 --> 00:06:16,875 - Well, please have the first drink. 119 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,009 - Thank you. 120 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,544 - The cork is inside, 121 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:21,413 so we're going to have to finish it. 122 00:06:21,415 --> 00:06:23,715 - Thank you. 123 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,684 - I smell wine. 124 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:27,452 What kind of wine do you have? 125 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:31,990 - I mean, see for yourself. 126 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:34,659 - Ah, no. 127 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,495 Let me see the other one. 128 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,496 Give me. 129 00:06:37,498 --> 00:06:38,497 Give, give. 130 00:06:38,499 --> 00:06:39,765 Ah, negroamaro. 131 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:41,633 This is from salento, near my home. 132 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:43,435 We will drink this one. 133 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,469 Della bologna. 134 00:06:44,471 --> 00:06:45,470 Nice to meet you. 135 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:46,471 Ciao. - Ciao. 136 00:06:46,473 --> 00:06:47,839 - Lele. Ciao. 137 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,741 Lele. Ciao. Ciao. 138 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:50,942 - Open, open. Open this bottle. 139 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:51,943 - God, I'm not gonna feel 140 00:06:51,945 --> 00:06:53,111 my finger for a month. 141 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,112 - A month? 142 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:55,647 A month is nothing. 143 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,683 My whole life, I want to come to America. 144 00:06:58,685 --> 00:07:01,153 - And? Did you have any fun? 145 00:07:01,155 --> 00:07:03,622 [Sirens wailing] 146 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,857 - Please. Let me stay here! 147 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:07,159 Tell her, bitch! 148 00:07:07,161 --> 00:07:08,627 I want to be an American. Tell her! 149 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,429 - Fellas, put him back on the plane. 150 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,197 - [Speaking italian] No, no! 151 00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,599 - You can't say that to a woman in America. 152 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,868 Maybe, like, you should have taken another English class 153 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,003 before going. 154 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,204 - His English is not so bad. 155 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,739 - Grazie. 156 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:22,474 - My American friend, I am sorry. 157 00:07:22,476 --> 00:07:24,009 I did not mean to insult. 158 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:26,478 We need more dialogue between our countries. 159 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,846 - Yes! 160 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,948 - We need to fix this relationship 161 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,983 between Italy and America, no? 162 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,218 We need to talk. 163 00:07:33,220 --> 00:07:34,953 Principessa. Pretty lady. 164 00:07:34,955 --> 00:07:36,721 What's your name? 165 00:07:36,723 --> 00:07:37,956 - Alessia. 166 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,925 - Alessia? [Speaking Italian] 167 00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:41,560 - So, alessia, why were you in New York? 168 00:07:41,562 --> 00:07:42,661 Were you in America? 169 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,529 - I was there for one year, 170 00:07:44,531 --> 00:07:46,097 but when I broke up with my boyfriend, 171 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,599 I decided to come home. 172 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,000 - Broke up with your boyfriend? 173 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,636 It's so sad. [Speaking Italian] 174 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:56,007 - Also because American men are so full of themselves. 175 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,542 - Si,i'd agree. 176 00:07:57,544 --> 00:07:58,944 American men are so full-- agree, agree. 177 00:07:58,946 --> 00:08:00,212 - Lele, what do you do? 178 00:08:00,214 --> 00:08:02,881 - I am the king of bologna. 179 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,217 - You're the king of bologna? 180 00:08:05,219 --> 00:08:07,219 - [Mockingly] You're the king of bologna? 181 00:08:07,221 --> 00:08:08,887 Yes, I am the king of bologna. 182 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:10,222 Charlie, come visit me in bologna, 183 00:08:10,224 --> 00:08:11,857 and I will show you the city. 184 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:12,958 It's my city. 185 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:14,025 It's my kingdom. 186 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,660 Here is my card. 187 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,128 Take it. 188 00:08:17,130 --> 00:08:18,730 Alessia... [Speaking Italian] 189 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:31,843 - But-- 190 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,245 - [speaking italian] Later. 191 00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:34,646 So... 192 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,615 - Uh, lele. 193 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:39,618 [Both speaking Italian] 194 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:52,297 [Swaggering big band music] 195 00:08:52,299 --> 00:09:00,305 ♪ 196 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:10,015 - I'm sorry. 197 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,683 Do you want your book back? 198 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:14,219 - Uh, no, I don't need it anymore. 199 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:16,187 Thank you. 200 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:17,956 - Attention, all passengers. 201 00:09:17,958 --> 00:09:19,858 Rome airport has phoned us. 202 00:09:19,860 --> 00:09:21,560 They say there is much traffic, 203 00:09:21,562 --> 00:09:23,828 so we have to go in a circle and wait. 204 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,164 I tell them there is not so much gas left. 205 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:27,832 But don't worry; It's not true. 206 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:30,168 I was trying to get to the front of the line. 207 00:09:30,170 --> 00:09:32,804 They say, "okay, you have to land in napoli." 208 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,606 I try to say, "no, no," 209 00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:36,141 but they turn off the radio. 210 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,976 We will be on the ground soon, 211 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:39,844 and then go to Rome by bus. 212 00:09:39,846 --> 00:09:42,847 Once again, thank you for flying m.I.A. 213 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,319 [Upbeat rock music] 214 00:09:47,321 --> 00:09:52,290 ♪ 215 00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,326 - Uh, I'm sorry. Yes? 216 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,327 That's like-- 217 00:09:55,329 --> 00:09:57,128 - Charlie, hey. Lele. 218 00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,363 It's lele from the airplane. 219 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,965 - Hey. - Hey. 220 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,167 You like the girls with the money too, yes? 221 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,335 Eh? [Laughs] 222 00:10:03,337 --> 00:10:04,703 Yes, I know. 223 00:10:04,705 --> 00:10:06,204 Hey, Charlie. 224 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,973 Now, let's go. The airport is great. 225 00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:10,742 It's full of-- - [Speaking Italian] 226 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:11,910 - It's full of girls. 227 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,278 Hey, this is my business card. 228 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,646 From bologna. 229 00:10:14,648 --> 00:10:16,014 It's wonderful in bologna. 230 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,016 Let's go. [Speaking Italian] 231 00:10:21,687 --> 00:10:22,687 Charlie! 232 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:23,855 Charlie! 233 00:10:23,857 --> 00:10:26,358 Ho! Charlie! 234 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:28,760 I want to say sorry about the girl. 235 00:10:28,762 --> 00:10:31,663 But... 236 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:32,697 She lied. 237 00:10:32,699 --> 00:10:33,832 She lied. 238 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:35,133 No buffer thong. 239 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,635 No underwear at all. Nothing. 240 00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:38,203 Just a big, big, big bush. 241 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:39,270 Trust me! Believe me! 242 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,740 - [Laughs] 243 00:10:41,742 --> 00:10:42,974 - Oh. 244 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,109 Stop, stop, stop, stop. 245 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,644 - Okay, okay. Hold on. 246 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:46,911 Here, here, here. 247 00:10:46,913 --> 00:10:49,080 I've got-- try this-- 248 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,215 - no, no, not the flag. No, no. 249 00:10:50,217 --> 00:10:51,316 No, no. [Speaking Italian] 250 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:52,350 [Cell phone rings] 251 00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:55,353 - [Speaking Italian] 252 00:10:57,356 --> 00:10:58,356 - No worries. 253 00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,658 - No worries. 254 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,026 - No worries. - Thank you. 255 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:02,827 Hey, man, come visit me in bologna, no? 256 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,229 It's great there! 257 00:11:04,231 --> 00:11:06,331 - Yeah, but-- - take it! 258 00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,699 - [Speaking Italian] 259 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:08,767 - All right, listen, man, 260 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:09,968 I'm gonna go to Rome, 261 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:11,236 but then if my path takes me there, 262 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:12,771 I will come visit you in bologna. 263 00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,873 - I knew that you would come, my friend. 264 00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:17,742 Wonderful! Mwah! 265 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,945 Come, but maybe before you finish all the money, eh? 266 00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,180 The $5,000. Mwah! 267 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,314 Bye, ciao. 268 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:25,684 - Bus to Rome. Bus to Rome. 269 00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:28,019 Welcome to napoli. 270 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,288 [Speaking Italian] 271 00:11:30,290 --> 00:11:31,322 Do you want pizza? 272 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:33,458 [Speaking italian] A pizza? 273 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,461 [Both speaking Italian] 274 00:11:42,134 --> 00:11:44,269 - No. It's more than fast food. 275 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:46,171 Two hours in Rome. 276 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:47,806 - Good morning. Good morning. 277 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,042 - This the-- the other passengers? 278 00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,210 - Uh, one passenger. - Ah, good morning. 279 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,278 - No. 280 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,080 - No, they are tourists too. 281 00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,715 - They're tourists? No, no, no, I-- 282 00:11:56,717 --> 00:11:58,717 I'm not-- - [Speaking Italian] 283 00:12:00,352 --> 00:12:02,353 - No, no, no! 284 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,863 - [Speaking Italian] 285 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:20,004 [Men speaking Italian] 286 00:12:31,283 --> 00:12:33,284 - Charlie Edwards. 287 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:34,919 New York. American. 288 00:12:34,921 --> 00:12:35,987 - [Grunts] 289 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:38,523 - ♪ New York, New York 290 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,891 - a cheap telephone. 291 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,259 [Speaking Italian] 292 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:47,332 - [Singing in Italian] 293 00:12:47,334 --> 00:12:50,335 - [Speaking Italian] 294 00:12:54,807 --> 00:12:57,509 [Men speaking Italian] 295 00:13:01,814 --> 00:13:03,481 [Cell phone ringing] 296 00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:06,484 - [Yelling in Italian] 297 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:14,859 - [Imitating driving sounds] 298 00:13:14,861 --> 00:13:17,862 - [Speaking Italian] 299 00:13:22,401 --> 00:13:25,804 [All speaking Italian] 300 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:31,543 [Shouting echoes] 301 00:13:31,545 --> 00:13:33,044 - [Playing harmonica] 302 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:34,412 [Engine turns over] 303 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:35,847 [Tires squealing] 304 00:13:35,849 --> 00:13:37,015 - Ho! 305 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,018 [Shouting in Italian] 306 00:13:42,388 --> 00:13:45,390 [Upbeat rock music] 307 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:51,996 ♪ 308 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,532 [Beeping] 309 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,175 [Cows lowing] 310 00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,356 [Festive music] 311 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:26,364 ♪ 312 00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,372 - Buongiorno, don farina. 313 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,408 [Speaking Italian] 314 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:40,411 - [Speaking Italian] 315 00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:52,290 - Don farina-- 316 00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:56,127 - shh! 317 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,395 [Speaking Italian] 318 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,564 [Sniffs] 319 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:01,299 [Speaking Italian] 320 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,635 - [Sniffs] 321 00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,471 [Speaking Italian] 322 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,639 [All inhale deeply] 323 00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:09,540 - [Speaking Italian] 324 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:10,909 - Si. - Si. 325 00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:12,110 - Yeah. 326 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:13,511 [Chuckles] 327 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,404 [Banging on table] 328 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,675 [Upbeat rock music] 329 00:15:43,677 --> 00:15:51,683 ♪ 330 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:25,016 - Hi. 331 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,517 - Good evening. How could I help you? 332 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:27,719 - I need to report a robbery. 333 00:16:27,721 --> 00:16:29,354 I got robbed. 334 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,324 I was on vacation here, and I'm American. 335 00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,126 They took all of my money. 336 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,461 They took my passport. 337 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:37,996 - Oh, that office is closed for the day. 338 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,697 In fact, for the weekend, 339 00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:42,033 and I don't have permission to handle emergency passports. 340 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,634 - Uh, I need a passport. 341 00:16:43,636 --> 00:16:45,737 - Nope. Can't do anything until Monday. 342 00:16:45,739 --> 00:16:48,072 You could expedite it for $300, 343 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:51,209 but it'll take a few weeks. 344 00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,777 - Um, 345 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,778 what's your name? 346 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:55,013 - Jenny. 347 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:58,082 - I'm Charlie. 348 00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,751 Can I use your phone? 349 00:16:59,753 --> 00:17:01,486 - Sure. 350 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,620 - Is it free? 351 00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:15,233 [Cell phone ringing] 352 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:18,536 - Hello. 353 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:19,637 - Hey, dad. 354 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:20,671 - Oh, hey, Vicky, what's up? 355 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,173 - Dad, it's Charlie. 356 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,374 - Oh. [Chuckles] 357 00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,409 I'm sorry, Charlie. 358 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:26,177 What's going on with you? 359 00:17:26,179 --> 00:17:28,146 - Do you remember that money that you and mom gave me? 360 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,648 I used it to go to Italy. 361 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,384 - Oh. 362 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,420 Well, that's not what we expected you to do with it, 363 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,821 but okay. 364 00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,223 Long as you get a job when you come back. 365 00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:40,591 - No, no, dad. You don't understand. 366 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,060 I got robbed. 367 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,061 They took my wallet. 368 00:17:43,063 --> 00:17:44,062 They took my passport. 369 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:45,196 They took my phone. 370 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,564 Um, I need help. 371 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:47,598 I'm at the embassy in Rome. 372 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,434 - That's unbelievable. 373 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,436 Charlie, that's great. 374 00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,104 You got robbed! 375 00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:55,073 That's a character-building experience! 376 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:56,140 - Dad-- 377 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,141 - do you remember the time, 378 00:17:57,143 --> 00:17:58,776 when I was your age, 379 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,446 I was rafting in the Amazon, and I went over the waterfall, 380 00:18:01,448 --> 00:18:03,514 and I had to eat caterpillars for two weeks 381 00:18:03,516 --> 00:18:06,818 before I was found by the hunters of amoaxaca tribe? 382 00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:09,754 Well, this is your waterfall, Charlie. 383 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,390 This is your Amazon. 384 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,691 "I must go down to the sea again..." 385 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:15,259 - Dad! 386 00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,528 - "The lonely sea and sky, 387 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:21,099 "and all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by..." 388 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,100 - Dad! 389 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,134 - "And the wheels kick 390 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,235 and the wind's song..." 391 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,636 - Dad, I need money. 392 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,705 I need you to send me some money. 393 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,706 - Money? 394 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,141 [Scoffs] 395 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:32,710 Charlie, you don't need money. 396 00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,846 You have everything you need. 397 00:18:34,848 --> 00:18:37,515 I didn't raise an idiot. 398 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:41,219 Be safe. Be smart. Be alert. 399 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,220 - All right. 400 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,889 - And, son, 401 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,258 how I envy you. 402 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:48,259 Good luck. 403 00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,427 - Thanks, dad. 404 00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,428 Yeah. Bye. 405 00:18:55,701 --> 00:18:57,235 Can I make another phone call? 406 00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,403 - Yeah. 407 00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:00,905 Yeah. Yeah. 408 00:19:07,412 --> 00:19:08,813 - [Sighs] 409 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,782 [Cell phone ringing] 410 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:13,851 - Hello. Who is this? 411 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,653 - Mom. 412 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,588 - Charlie. This is a strange number. 413 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,656 Where are you? 414 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:20,324 Are you in jail again? 415 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:22,460 - Jail? No, no, mom. 416 00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,694 I'm in Italy. 417 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,663 - Where? - Rome. 418 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:29,867 Mom, I decided that I didn't want to throw my money away. 419 00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,236 - It's your money. 420 00:19:32,238 --> 00:19:34,472 - Oh, mom. 421 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,907 Here's the thing. 422 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:39,277 Um, I don't have it anymore. 423 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:40,511 - Why? 424 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:44,248 - W-well, um, I had it in cash. 425 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,316 - That was stupid. 426 00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:46,551 - No, no. No, mom. 427 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,585 I didn't spend it or lose it. 428 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:49,253 I got robbed, 429 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,256 and you need to cancel the emergency credit card. 430 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,725 - Oh, I have already. - You did? 431 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:55,860 - Yes, so why are you calling? 432 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,595 - Because, mom, 433 00:19:57,597 --> 00:20:00,464 I thought maybe that you could wire me a little money. 434 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:03,834 Or get me a plane ticket home. 435 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,836 Plane ticket would be perfect. 436 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:09,373 - Didn't you understand "cutting you off," Charles? 437 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,908 - Of course, mom. 438 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,945 But I just thought maybe that you knew somebody 439 00:20:13,947 --> 00:20:19,450 who could help me speed things along to get a new passport. 440 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:20,851 - Yes. - You do? 441 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,820 Who? 442 00:20:22,822 --> 00:20:24,455 - Whittaker. 443 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,892 [Clock ticking ominously] 444 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,360 He works at the state department. 445 00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:30,928 You were supposed to call him, 446 00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,999 but you seem to have blown him off and gone to Italy. 447 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:36,834 - Look, I've got to go. 448 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:37,868 The place is closing. 449 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:38,869 I'm going to, um... 450 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,004 I'll call you later. 451 00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:43,708 Thanks. 452 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,909 That's it. 453 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:46,410 - Nobody else? 454 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,478 - Nope. 455 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,479 - [Sighs] 456 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,382 Sounds like you had a rough day. 457 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,417 - Could say that. 458 00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,752 - You know what? You know what? 459 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,654 I'm about to finish up here. 460 00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,789 If you want to hang outside for a couple minutes, 461 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,958 I can get you washed up. 462 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,660 - What, is there, like, a hose out there? 463 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,729 - [Laughs] 464 00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,430 No. 465 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:09,567 I mean, you can clean yourself up at my place. 466 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,669 - Really? - Yeah. 467 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:12,903 - Okay. 468 00:21:12,905 --> 00:21:15,940 Um, thank you so much. 469 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,008 Take your time. 470 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,276 I'm not in a hurry or any-- 471 00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:19,277 I'm--thank you. 472 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:21,679 Um... 473 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:23,714 Outside. 474 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,715 - [Chuckles] 475 00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:25,816 - Bye. 476 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,819 [Upbeat pop music] 477 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:36,827 ♪ 478 00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:52,076 So do all the embassy walk-ins get to come back to your place? 479 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,845 - Only the really pathetic ones. 480 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,881 Dude, you need a beer. 481 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:58,316 - Thanks. 482 00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:00,384 And also for letting me stay here. 483 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:01,786 - No problem. 484 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,487 - Everything's closed till Monday, huh? 485 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:05,089 - That's right. 486 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,957 This is Italy. 487 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,459 - What's a good way to get deported? 488 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:09,727 - What? 489 00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:10,795 - Like, nothing violent. 490 00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:11,862 Just, you know, 491 00:22:11,864 --> 00:22:13,898 quick, free, easy ticket home. 492 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,599 - Dude, 493 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:18,936 anything bad enough to get you deported 494 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,073 is gonna get you on the no-fly list, 495 00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:26,477 and then you're stuck here anyway. 496 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,979 It's a catch-22. 497 00:22:28,981 --> 00:22:30,815 Mm-hmm. - Really? 498 00:22:30,817 --> 00:22:32,450 - [Snorts] 499 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:33,984 No, idiot. 500 00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,453 Oh, my God. 501 00:22:35,455 --> 00:22:36,454 Come on. 502 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,521 Get up. 503 00:22:37,523 --> 00:22:40,558 Why don't you come with me? 504 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,132 Dude, here's a pillowcase. 505 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,935 And since they haven't invented air conditioning yet, 506 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:53,504 I assume you don't need a blanket. 507 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:55,840 Leave early, 508 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,508 and shut the door behind you, 509 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:58,743 like this. 510 00:23:01,012 --> 00:23:03,381 [Bell tolling] 511 00:23:03,383 --> 00:23:05,383 [Door creaking] 512 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:06,517 - Jenny. 513 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:08,652 [Speaking Italian] 514 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:10,621 Jenny. 515 00:23:10,623 --> 00:23:13,023 [Clattering] 516 00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,058 - Ah! 517 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,993 Shit! 518 00:23:33,145 --> 00:23:34,445 Hi. 519 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,680 Um, oh, my-- I'm sorry. 520 00:23:36,682 --> 00:23:38,916 I overslept. I shouldn't be here right now. 521 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,050 Jenny told me to leave. 522 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:41,519 She was doing me a favor. 523 00:23:41,521 --> 00:23:43,687 She let me stay here. I got robbed. 524 00:23:43,689 --> 00:23:45,556 Do you speak English? 525 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:48,125 Um... 526 00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,761 [Chuckles nervously] 527 00:23:50,763 --> 00:23:51,829 Is this your boyfriend? 528 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,864 - Charlie, shut up. 529 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:58,702 Gianpaulo... [Speaking Italian] 530 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:03,607 - I'm just gonna-- I can leave now. 531 00:24:03,609 --> 00:24:06,610 [Sultry music] 532 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:14,618 ♪ 533 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:30,835 I'm going to bologna. 534 00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,636 I know the king of bologna, 535 00:24:32,638 --> 00:24:34,638 and I can go and stay with him. 536 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:35,973 I was invi--I have-- 537 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,976 I am just gonna get my pants here, 538 00:24:38,978 --> 00:24:43,514 and I-- where's the door? 539 00:24:43,516 --> 00:24:45,683 - Come with me. 540 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:46,717 - Bye. Thank you. 541 00:24:46,719 --> 00:24:47,718 [Kisses] 542 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,719 - [Whistles] 543 00:24:54,192 --> 00:24:59,096 For free, this is the only ride in town. 544 00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:01,899 - Nothing happened with Jenny. 545 00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,901 - I am sure nothing happened with Jenny. 546 00:25:06,571 --> 00:25:07,571 - Thanks. 547 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:10,574 - [Speaking Italian] 548 00:25:16,147 --> 00:25:19,149 [Upbeat rock music] 549 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:21,252 ♪ 550 00:25:21,254 --> 00:25:27,825 - ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh 551 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:32,162 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh 552 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:40,004 [tires squeal] 553 00:25:40,006 --> 00:25:42,306 ♪ Charly mcclain 554 00:25:42,308 --> 00:25:43,674 ♪ walking down the street 555 00:25:43,676 --> 00:25:45,743 ♪ I listen to your voice 556 00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:48,178 ♪ wasting my time 557 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:51,282 ♪ the day startin', ounce of tryin' ♪ 558 00:25:51,284 --> 00:25:54,051 ♪ to make up my mind 559 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:55,286 ♪ 'cause everything you said 560 00:25:55,288 --> 00:25:57,855 ♪ it sat around instead 561 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,924 ♪ gaze at the big blue sky 562 00:25:59,926 --> 00:26:04,295 ♪ I'm daydreaming away, away, away ♪ 563 00:26:04,297 --> 00:26:11,835 ♪ 564 00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:18,075 ♪ my dreams have fallen 565 00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:23,881 ♪ fallen in the deep 566 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:29,119 ♪ but I'm still calling 567 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:33,290 ♪ your name 568 00:26:33,292 --> 00:26:41,298 ♪ 569 00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:02,886 [Doorbell buzzing] 570 00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:04,021 [Dog snarling] 571 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:14,064 - [Speaking Italian] 572 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:19,236 - [Speaking Italian] 573 00:27:19,238 --> 00:27:21,238 [Dog growling] 574 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:25,409 - Wrong apartment! 575 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:26,977 - [Speaking Italian] 576 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,345 Charlie, my friend! 577 00:27:28,347 --> 00:27:30,414 - Oh, right apartment. 578 00:27:32,117 --> 00:27:33,250 Hello, there. 579 00:27:33,252 --> 00:27:35,119 This is pisa. Badoo. 580 00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,387 - [Speaking Italian] 581 00:27:36,389 --> 00:27:37,388 - Come in, come in. 582 00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:40,324 - [Muffled shrieking] 583 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:45,229 [All speaking Italian] 584 00:27:55,407 --> 00:27:56,874 [Bell rings] 585 00:27:56,876 --> 00:28:01,078 [All speaking Italian] 586 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:09,887 - No. 587 00:28:12,023 --> 00:28:14,792 [All speaking Italian] 588 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:24,968 "King of bologna." 589 00:28:24,970 --> 00:28:27,971 [Speaking Italian] 590 00:28:33,812 --> 00:28:35,412 [Yelling] 591 00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:38,882 - I think you need this. 592 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,751 - Thank you, my man. 593 00:28:40,753 --> 00:28:43,921 - Charlie, what brings you so soon to my city? 594 00:28:43,923 --> 00:28:45,122 - [Coughs] 595 00:28:45,124 --> 00:28:46,457 - My city. My city. 596 00:28:46,459 --> 00:28:47,991 - I don't want to talk about it. 597 00:28:47,993 --> 00:28:51,128 Let's talk about any-- anything else. 598 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,362 What's the celebration? 599 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:54,231 - Celebration? 600 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:55,933 Oh, celebra-- 601 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:59,903 this is from Valentina. 602 00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,073 She brings the wine from her father's restaurant. 603 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:06,009 Now that you are here, we will have a real celebration. 604 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:07,144 Okay? 605 00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,346 [Speaking Italian] 606 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,048 I'll be right back. 607 00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,049 - [Groans] 608 00:29:16,020 --> 00:29:17,187 - Ciao. 609 00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:18,322 - Hey. - Valentina. 610 00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:19,857 - Uh, Charlie. 611 00:29:19,859 --> 00:29:21,391 - American. 612 00:29:21,393 --> 00:29:22,760 - Yeah. - From where? 613 00:29:22,762 --> 00:29:24,161 - Uh, from New York. 614 00:29:24,163 --> 00:29:25,496 - Ah, New York. 615 00:29:25,498 --> 00:29:26,897 Is that for me? 616 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:28,265 - Yeah, I-- 617 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,335 if you think lele is okay with that. 618 00:29:31,337 --> 00:29:33,771 - Lele? 619 00:29:33,773 --> 00:29:35,239 [Laughs] 620 00:29:35,241 --> 00:29:37,141 Because you're thinking that lele and I... 621 00:29:37,143 --> 00:29:38,976 [Laughs] Oh, no. 622 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:40,110 No, no. 623 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:41,378 Oh, you're so silly. 624 00:29:41,380 --> 00:29:43,881 No, we are friends. 625 00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:45,315 We grew up together. 626 00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,151 - Oh. Oh. 627 00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:48,418 Cheers. 628 00:29:48,420 --> 00:29:49,953 - Oh, cheers. 629 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:51,955 - Hey, let's get ready to go out. 630 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:53,957 - [Speaking Italian] 631 00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:58,962 - Grazie. 632 00:30:03,234 --> 00:30:05,335 - Charlie, be careful. 633 00:30:05,337 --> 00:30:08,539 If you want to put your biscuit in Italian meat, 634 00:30:08,541 --> 00:30:10,040 just follow me, 635 00:30:10,042 --> 00:30:12,109 and maybe you'll learn something. 636 00:30:12,111 --> 00:30:15,112 [Upbeat pop music] 637 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:21,285 ♪ 638 00:30:21,287 --> 00:30:23,954 - Bologna is the city of porticoes. 639 00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:24,955 - Oh. - Yeah. 640 00:30:24,957 --> 00:30:26,523 - Huh. 641 00:30:26,525 --> 00:30:29,493 - It's like the city protects you from the rain. 642 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:33,130 - Wish it protected you from the dogs, right? 643 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:34,565 No, um, you know? 644 00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:38,202 It's not always bad to get rained on. 645 00:30:38,204 --> 00:30:40,204 - Oh, yeah. 646 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,272 Yeah. 647 00:30:42,274 --> 00:30:44,107 How long are you staying? 648 00:30:44,109 --> 00:30:45,609 - Uh, you know, I don't really know. 649 00:30:45,611 --> 00:30:48,312 I should probably get, like, a job or something. 650 00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:49,847 But, you know... 651 00:30:49,849 --> 00:30:51,481 What are you doing tomorrow? 652 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:54,351 - Lunch with my family. 653 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,886 Why? 654 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,921 - Maybe we could hang out or something. 655 00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,490 - ♪ Love is in the air 656 00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:02,459 - [speaking Italian] 657 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,061 [Horn honks] 658 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:09,399 If you stay, I would like to see you again. 659 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:11,535 - Really? - Yeah. 660 00:31:11,537 --> 00:31:12,603 - Okay. 661 00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,004 For sure. 662 00:31:14,006 --> 00:31:17,507 - Ciao. Ciao. 663 00:31:22,580 --> 00:31:24,648 - No, go ahead. 664 00:31:24,650 --> 00:31:25,883 - Oh, lele! 665 00:31:25,885 --> 00:31:28,886 - [Speaking Italian] 666 00:31:31,389 --> 00:31:33,090 Bella, Bella. 667 00:31:33,092 --> 00:31:36,460 [Both speaking Italian] 668 00:31:45,670 --> 00:31:48,672 [Subdued pop music] 669 00:31:48,674 --> 00:31:56,680 ♪ 670 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,448 - [Speaking Italian] 671 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,685 - [Speaking Italian] 672 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,654 Due rum e pera. 673 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,255 Two rum and pear. 674 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,024 - Acqua con ghiacco. 675 00:32:07,026 --> 00:32:09,259 Water on the rocks. 676 00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,295 - Rum and pear? 677 00:32:11,297 --> 00:32:12,596 - Yes. 678 00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,665 Listen, first drink some pear 679 00:32:14,667 --> 00:32:17,467 so the bad stuff go down easy. 680 00:32:17,469 --> 00:32:19,970 Like... 681 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,073 Deep throat, you know? 682 00:32:23,075 --> 00:32:26,410 - Preparation is the first step to success. 683 00:32:26,412 --> 00:32:27,945 - [Speaking italian] Salute. 684 00:32:27,947 --> 00:32:29,346 - Cheers! 685 00:32:31,316 --> 00:32:32,549 - Charlie, check? - Testing. 686 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:33,617 Testing, one, two. 687 00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,686 - Check, check. You there? 688 00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,421 Hey, guys? 689 00:32:37,423 --> 00:32:39,222 Hey, Charlie? 690 00:32:39,224 --> 00:32:42,626 You have reached the sexy girl hotline. 691 00:32:42,628 --> 00:32:46,630 For big boob Sarah, press one. 692 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:51,368 For amazing bush romina, press two. 693 00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:54,237 For transsexual Jessica, press three. 694 00:32:54,239 --> 00:32:55,539 - Okay, come on, lele. 695 00:32:55,541 --> 00:32:58,275 - Oh, what a choice. 696 00:32:58,277 --> 00:33:00,477 You have selected the best choice: Lele. 697 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,612 Yeah, man. 698 00:33:02,614 --> 00:33:04,982 Oh, your voice make me so horny. 699 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:06,416 Spank my ass more. 700 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:08,385 Spank my ass more. 701 00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:09,419 Yeah, like this. 702 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,621 Treat my ass like a dumpster. 703 00:33:11,623 --> 00:33:13,390 Oh, yes. 704 00:33:13,392 --> 00:33:14,591 Again and again. 705 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:15,592 Oh, yeah. - [Laughing] 706 00:33:15,594 --> 00:33:17,227 Okay, man. 707 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:20,130 I think this can conclude our tour of bologna. 708 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,065 - Oh, come on, man. I'm kidding. 709 00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:23,266 I'm Italian, you know? 710 00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:25,102 Turn. Turn around. 711 00:33:25,104 --> 00:33:29,373 Charlie, are you happy to stay here in bologna with me? 712 00:33:29,375 --> 00:33:30,674 - Yeah, you know, I wish-- 713 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,275 I mean, I wish it'd have been my choice, 714 00:33:32,277 --> 00:33:33,577 but, nah, whatever. 715 00:33:33,579 --> 00:33:35,479 It's awesome being with you, man. 716 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:38,215 You turned a bad situation into a good one, 717 00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:40,751 and what else can you ask for, you know? 718 00:33:40,753 --> 00:33:44,187 It's far away, but I feel almost... 719 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,522 At home? 720 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,391 - Brother. 721 00:33:47,393 --> 00:33:49,659 We're a lot closer than you think. 722 00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:52,062 - All right, well, a little distance is fine, huh? 723 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:53,597 - Okay. Okay, let's go. 724 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,499 - Bella bologna. 725 00:33:55,501 --> 00:33:57,134 - Eh, bologna's beautiful. 726 00:33:57,136 --> 00:33:59,036 Come on, I'll show you the best part. 727 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,479 See how many girls there are in my city. 728 00:34:09,481 --> 00:34:10,480 See? It's full. 729 00:34:10,482 --> 00:34:11,581 It's full of girls. 730 00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,050 Talk. Talk to them. 731 00:34:13,052 --> 00:34:14,117 Talk. 732 00:34:14,119 --> 00:34:15,519 - Lele, 733 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:17,320 I don't have a problem talking to girls. 734 00:34:17,322 --> 00:34:20,090 But I have a-- 735 00:34:20,092 --> 00:34:22,359 I don't like to talk to girls like you like to talk to girls. 736 00:34:22,361 --> 00:34:24,094 - What? 737 00:34:24,096 --> 00:34:25,762 - I think it's a translation thing, really, 738 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:28,665 because you're--you go this over-the-top kind of love stuff 739 00:34:28,667 --> 00:34:31,668 that, if you were to say it in English-- 740 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:33,737 I mean, at least in America, 741 00:34:33,739 --> 00:34:35,305 if you were to say it in English, 742 00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:40,243 I think you would probably get arrested. 743 00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:43,313 - Charlie, Italian girls are different. 744 00:34:43,315 --> 00:34:45,816 They all think they are principessa, 745 00:34:45,818 --> 00:34:50,220 and Valentina more than the rest, you know? 746 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:52,489 Be romantic, sweet. 747 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:55,459 Not drunk. Not drunk. 748 00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:58,161 And you have to make love. 749 00:34:58,163 --> 00:34:59,696 Like, gently. 750 00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,398 Make love gently. 751 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:02,599 And then... - Yeah? 752 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,267 - In the end of the night, 753 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:05,802 when everything is finished, 754 00:35:05,804 --> 00:35:08,405 let her to fell asleep in your arms. 755 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:10,807 Sweetly. 756 00:35:10,809 --> 00:35:11,875 - Dude, 757 00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:13,743 I don't know. 758 00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:14,845 - Yeah, no. You know. 759 00:35:14,847 --> 00:35:16,847 Now you know the pregame. 760 00:35:16,849 --> 00:35:20,650 Because, you know, around 4:00, 4:30 A.M., 761 00:35:20,652 --> 00:35:22,752 it's like, "hey, baby. 762 00:35:22,754 --> 00:35:24,888 Wake up, wake up," you know? 763 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:28,625 We wake up, and now, and you have to be strong like this. 764 00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:32,229 Like long, long, long, short, long, long, short. 765 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:33,430 "Oh, you want a pounding?" 766 00:35:33,432 --> 00:35:35,265 Be strong! Be a real man! 767 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,399 You know, like, "choke me!" 768 00:35:36,401 --> 00:35:37,868 Choke me, spank me, 769 00:35:37,870 --> 00:35:39,769 you know? [Speaking Italian] 770 00:35:39,771 --> 00:35:42,772 Like... [Speaking Italian] 771 00:35:45,710 --> 00:35:47,310 Understand? Whoa, I'm a man. 772 00:35:47,312 --> 00:35:48,745 Feel my power, baby! Feel my power! 773 00:35:48,747 --> 00:35:49,846 I understand just one thing. 774 00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,581 That tonight, 775 00:35:51,583 --> 00:35:54,351 you have to sleep this time in my bed alone. 776 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:55,752 You know? Alone. 777 00:35:55,754 --> 00:35:56,853 - Where are you gonna sleep? 778 00:35:56,855 --> 00:35:57,888 [Cell phone ringing] 779 00:35:57,890 --> 00:36:00,223 - Don't worry. 780 00:36:00,225 --> 00:36:01,358 Hey, amore. 781 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,360 [Speaking Italian] 782 00:36:04,862 --> 00:36:07,531 [Dog growling] 783 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,671 [Dogs whining] 784 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,842 [Dog panting] 785 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:37,694 - Morning. 786 00:36:37,696 --> 00:36:39,229 - Are you cooking something? 787 00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,397 I'm starving. 788 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,265 - Aioli. 789 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,500 - What? 790 00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:46,970 - Olive oil and garlic. 791 00:36:46,972 --> 00:36:48,438 - Uh... 792 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,806 Is it, like, pasta? 793 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,275 - The best pasta in the world. 794 00:36:52,277 --> 00:36:54,244 To make the perfect aioli is a combination 795 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,947 of science, instinct, and heart. 796 00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:59,449 - You think... 797 00:36:59,451 --> 00:37:02,686 Come to Italy, 798 00:37:02,688 --> 00:37:04,487 eat well, 799 00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,423 meet some nice girls, 800 00:37:06,425 --> 00:37:09,759 have some nice wine. 801 00:37:09,761 --> 00:37:14,764 But, you know, stuff costs money here too. 802 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,900 - You need some [Clicks tongue]? 803 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,368 - Yeah. 804 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,403 - Should come work with me. 805 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,472 - You have a job? 806 00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:25,508 - Make some easy money, meet some easy girl. 807 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:28,511 - Sounds easy. 808 00:37:28,513 --> 00:37:29,512 - But you have to eat first. 809 00:37:33,417 --> 00:37:34,651 On the house. 810 00:37:37,688 --> 00:37:39,723 Enjoy. 811 00:37:44,996 --> 00:37:46,429 - Where we going, man? 812 00:37:46,431 --> 00:37:47,631 I mean, are we lost or something? 813 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:49,266 - No. Why? - I don't know. 814 00:37:49,268 --> 00:37:50,600 We've been walking for a while. 815 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:51,901 - We gonna take bikes. 816 00:37:51,903 --> 00:37:53,536 - We're gonna take bikes? - Yeah. 817 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:54,871 - So we can't take them from the house? 818 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:55,872 I mean, Christ. 819 00:37:55,874 --> 00:37:57,540 - You stay here. - Okay. 820 00:37:57,542 --> 00:38:02,045 What, you gonna take a piss? 821 00:38:02,047 --> 00:38:04,581 Badoo, are you stealing those bikes? 822 00:38:04,583 --> 00:38:05,715 - No, no, no, no. 823 00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,916 We're not stealing. Come on. 824 00:38:06,918 --> 00:38:08,451 We take them so we can sell them. 825 00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,453 - What, back to the people that own them? 826 00:38:10,455 --> 00:38:13,023 - Charlie, these bikes are a resource of the community. 827 00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:15,959 Like crops, you know? - No! 828 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,460 - When they go from one to another one. 829 00:38:17,462 --> 00:38:18,561 - Oh, okay. 830 00:38:18,563 --> 00:38:19,829 - You find it on the beach. 831 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,031 - That's disgusting. 832 00:38:21,033 --> 00:38:23,500 - Charlie, seashells. Come on. 833 00:38:23,502 --> 00:38:25,468 Now those people, they can get new, better bikes. 834 00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:26,703 They happy with that. 835 00:38:26,705 --> 00:38:28,672 - Well, that's stupid. 836 00:38:28,674 --> 00:38:32,042 - Okay, Charlie, the chain is already broken. 837 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:34,611 If we leave them here, someone could steal them... 838 00:38:34,613 --> 00:38:35,612 From us. 839 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:38,048 Can you believe it? 840 00:38:38,050 --> 00:38:39,549 Get this one. 841 00:38:39,551 --> 00:38:40,917 - No, look, badoo. 842 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:42,519 I'm not stealing some chick's bike. 843 00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:43,687 - My God. 844 00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:45,422 Take this one. A men bike. 845 00:38:45,424 --> 00:38:46,723 Take it. Come on. 846 00:38:46,725 --> 00:38:49,726 - [Yelling] 847 00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:52,729 [Aggressive rock music] 848 00:38:52,731 --> 00:39:00,737 ♪ 849 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,007 - Bikes. Bicicletta. 850 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,442 [Speaking italian] Bikes. 851 00:39:05,444 --> 00:39:06,910 Bikes! [Speaking Italian] 852 00:39:06,912 --> 00:39:08,511 - How much? 853 00:39:08,513 --> 00:39:09,512 - 40 Euros, the sandwich, 854 00:39:09,514 --> 00:39:10,513 and it's yours. 855 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:11,748 - 40 Euros? 856 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,916 Does it come with the bolt cutters? 857 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:14,117 - No, those are his. 858 00:39:14,119 --> 00:39:15,485 - Huh. 859 00:39:15,487 --> 00:39:17,887 [Speaking Italian] 860 00:39:17,889 --> 00:39:19,622 - [Speaking Italian] 861 00:39:19,624 --> 00:39:20,857 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 862 00:39:20,859 --> 00:39:22,025 Are you sure you need this bike? 863 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,827 I mean, it's obviously stolen. 864 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,362 - Sure. 865 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:26,996 [Bell ringing] 866 00:39:26,998 --> 00:39:28,698 - Where are you guys from? 867 00:39:28,700 --> 00:39:29,866 - San Francisco. 868 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,434 Here. Sold. 869 00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:32,635 Where are you from? 870 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:33,737 - Uh, New York. - Oh, yeah? 871 00:39:33,739 --> 00:39:35,505 - What are you doing here? 872 00:39:35,507 --> 00:39:37,474 - Um, I getting my master's in international law. 873 00:39:37,476 --> 00:39:39,409 - Oh. Uh... 874 00:39:39,411 --> 00:39:40,477 - I'm Vicky, by the way. 875 00:39:40,479 --> 00:39:41,678 - Charlie. 876 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,679 - Nice to meet you. 877 00:39:42,681 --> 00:39:44,080 - Elsy. - Hey. 878 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:45,882 Uh, that's badoo. 879 00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:49,452 Uh, he's the roommate of a friend of mine. 880 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:50,754 - Are you finished with that? 881 00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:51,755 - Does it look like I'm finished? 882 00:39:51,757 --> 00:39:52,756 - [Sneers] 883 00:39:52,758 --> 00:39:53,923 - We should probably go. 884 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:54,924 He looks like he's gonna steal 885 00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:55,925 your friend's sandwich. 886 00:39:55,927 --> 00:39:56,926 - Okay. 887 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:57,927 - You fucking Americans, 888 00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:58,995 always wasting food. 889 00:39:58,997 --> 00:39:59,996 - Wow, he's really charming. 890 00:39:59,998 --> 00:40:01,431 - And he did it. 891 00:40:01,433 --> 00:40:02,732 - Well, he just took her sandwich. 892 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:03,833 - He stole my fucking sandwich. 893 00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:04,901 - [Yells in Italian] 894 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,002 - Look, don't worry about. 895 00:40:06,004 --> 00:40:07,103 Well, we'll see you guys around. 896 00:40:07,105 --> 00:40:08,104 - I'd buy you a new one, 897 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,572 but he took the money too. 898 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:10,840 - Let's just go. Let's just go. 899 00:40:10,842 --> 00:40:12,008 - See you around maybe, all right? 900 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,009 - Okay. 901 00:40:16,547 --> 00:40:19,149 - Hey, I've cooked a wonderful meal for you. 902 00:40:19,151 --> 00:40:21,985 Special meal. 903 00:40:21,987 --> 00:40:23,420 Aioli. 904 00:40:23,422 --> 00:40:24,821 Badoo is from lecce. 905 00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:27,157 - Fuckin' aioli. 906 00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:28,858 [Groans] 907 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,493 - How did work go? 908 00:40:30,495 --> 00:40:32,729 - Well, he made 40. 909 00:40:32,731 --> 00:40:35,632 - Badoo, I want my half. 910 00:40:35,634 --> 00:40:37,000 I'm going to get some real food. 911 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,067 - There's enough. 912 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,169 - After legal costs, you get 10. 913 00:40:39,171 --> 00:40:40,503 You got change? 914 00:40:40,505 --> 00:40:41,838 - We're partners. 915 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,040 We will invest this money in a bet. 916 00:40:44,042 --> 00:40:46,743 - Is robbing me, like, the national Italian sport? 917 00:40:46,745 --> 00:40:48,211 - No, no, no. 918 00:40:48,213 --> 00:40:52,682 This bet is on the real national sport. 919 00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:53,983 Calcio. 920 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:55,185 - What? 921 00:40:55,187 --> 00:41:01,157 - Today is a game day. 922 00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:04,160 Italia-francia. 923 00:41:04,162 --> 00:41:07,163 [Cell phone ringing] 924 00:41:07,165 --> 00:41:10,166 [Speaking Italian] 925 00:41:14,038 --> 00:41:15,572 Si, si. Ciao. Ciao bello. 926 00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:16,639 Ciao. Ciao. 927 00:41:16,641 --> 00:41:18,007 [Speaking Italian] 928 00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:19,642 - [Laughs] 929 00:41:19,644 --> 00:41:21,811 [Conversation in Italian] 930 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:23,012 - What's going on? 931 00:41:23,014 --> 00:41:24,247 - Joanna's got the chicken pox. 932 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,816 - Eh, we need a player, huh? 933 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,485 Four Italians. Five French. 934 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:30,687 The odds are even. 935 00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:36,893 [Bell tolling] 936 00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,628 - Hey! Hey, hey! 937 00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:39,629 - No, no, no, no. 938 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:40,730 - We need another player. 939 00:41:40,732 --> 00:41:42,265 - Not carmine. - Come here. 940 00:41:48,272 --> 00:41:51,274 [Ominous electronic music] 941 00:41:51,276 --> 00:41:59,282 ♪ 942 00:42:11,662 --> 00:42:13,196 [Cheering] 943 00:42:13,198 --> 00:42:16,199 [Rollicking blues music] 944 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:24,240 ♪ 945 00:42:24,242 --> 00:42:27,243 [Cheering] 946 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:35,251 ♪ 947 00:42:35,253 --> 00:42:37,921 - Oof! 948 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:40,223 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - Hey, hey, hey. 949 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:43,226 - [Speaking Italian] 950 00:42:51,936 --> 00:42:54,938 [Cheering] 951 00:42:54,940 --> 00:43:01,344 ♪ 952 00:43:01,346 --> 00:43:04,314 - Pay. 953 00:43:04,316 --> 00:43:06,249 - [Speaking French] 954 00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,283 - Hey? 955 00:43:07,285 --> 00:43:08,284 - [Speaking French] 956 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:11,287 - [Speaking Italian] 957 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:21,064 - [Speaking Italian] 958 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,940 [Both speaking Italian] 959 00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,277 - Lele, lele, lele. 960 00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:02,372 - [Quietly] Ah, fuck. 961 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:19,389 Ciao. Ciao, carmine. Ciao. 962 00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:20,823 - You play well. 963 00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:22,392 You play very well. 964 00:44:22,394 --> 00:44:25,995 I like you, American. 965 00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:34,103 [Dogs barking] 966 00:44:38,175 --> 00:44:39,175 - Il pisa. 967 00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,443 - Charlie, sit. 968 00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:42,679 It's almost ready. 969 00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:44,747 - Everybody, I shave! 970 00:44:44,749 --> 00:44:45,948 - What? 971 00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:48,084 You like looking like you're 12? 972 00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:50,386 - And when I cut my hair, I look five years younger. 973 00:44:50,388 --> 00:44:52,689 Lele, let us see. 974 00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:56,826 - [Singing in Italian] 975 00:44:56,828 --> 00:44:57,827 I shave! 976 00:44:57,829 --> 00:44:58,895 [Groaning laughter] 977 00:44:58,897 --> 00:44:59,896 - Oof. 978 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:01,431 That looks like a Turkey. 979 00:45:01,433 --> 00:45:02,999 It's got a beak and a gobble. 980 00:45:03,001 --> 00:45:04,400 Why did you do that? 981 00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,235 - You asked me to. - What? 982 00:45:06,237 --> 00:45:07,236 - To let you see. 983 00:45:07,238 --> 00:45:09,005 - Ah, you mean why I shave. 984 00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:10,707 Listen. 985 00:45:10,709 --> 00:45:14,944 Last night, I bagged this amazing v.I.P. Waitress. 986 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,946 We shave each other in the shower. 987 00:45:16,948 --> 00:45:18,347 Was very romantic. 988 00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:19,449 Very sexy. 989 00:45:19,451 --> 00:45:20,883 And then, the next day, 990 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:23,186 I shave again for another girl, 991 00:45:23,188 --> 00:45:25,254 and so for another girl and another girl, 992 00:45:25,256 --> 00:45:26,889 and again and again. 993 00:45:26,891 --> 00:45:30,827 Now I have to shave every single day. 994 00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:33,129 I will never see my beautiful hair 995 00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,197 ever again. 996 00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:36,799 - Guys, aioli's ready. 997 00:45:36,801 --> 00:45:37,834 - Ah! 998 00:45:37,836 --> 00:45:39,469 - I'm going for a walk. 999 00:45:39,471 --> 00:45:42,472 [Contemplative pop music] 1000 00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:50,480 ♪ 1001 00:46:04,061 --> 00:46:05,328 - Charlie. 1002 00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:06,796 Charlie! 1003 00:46:06,798 --> 00:46:08,231 [Knocking] 1004 00:46:16,807 --> 00:46:18,107 Hey. - Hey. 1005 00:46:18,109 --> 00:46:21,010 - Ciao. 1006 00:46:21,012 --> 00:46:23,379 We meet again. 1007 00:46:23,381 --> 00:46:25,047 Are you eating something in here? 1008 00:46:25,049 --> 00:46:26,516 - Uh, no. 1009 00:46:26,518 --> 00:46:28,951 This is my father's restaurant. 1010 00:46:28,953 --> 00:46:30,386 - Oh. 1011 00:46:30,388 --> 00:46:31,487 It's really nice. 1012 00:46:31,489 --> 00:46:32,822 - Yeah, thanks. 1013 00:46:32,824 --> 00:46:34,423 Would you like to eat something? 1014 00:46:34,425 --> 00:46:37,059 I don't know, like, aioli or-- or... 1015 00:46:37,061 --> 00:46:38,161 - Ooh. 1016 00:46:38,163 --> 00:46:39,362 - You ate some today. 1017 00:46:39,364 --> 00:46:40,563 - Just a little bit. 1018 00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:42,532 - Yeah, I know. 1019 00:46:42,534 --> 00:46:44,567 Come in. 1020 00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:46,969 Here we have the best ragu in bologna, 1021 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,538 which means the best ragu in the world, 1022 00:46:48,540 --> 00:46:51,440 so, prego. 1023 00:46:51,442 --> 00:46:53,009 - Thanks. 1024 00:46:53,011 --> 00:46:55,545 I, um, flat don't have my wallet. 1025 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:57,847 I left it at lele's. 1026 00:46:57,849 --> 00:46:59,148 - Charlie, don't worry. 1027 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:01,851 Please. 1028 00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:03,352 Sergio. Sergio. 1029 00:47:03,354 --> 00:47:08,991 [Speaking Italian] 1030 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:12,195 Grazie. 1031 00:47:12,197 --> 00:47:13,396 - I like the pictures. 1032 00:47:13,398 --> 00:47:15,164 - Oh, my grandfather collected them. 1033 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:18,534 - May I? 1034 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:21,170 - Yeah. 1035 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:22,305 Bravo. 1036 00:47:25,609 --> 00:47:27,109 - Cheers. 1037 00:47:27,111 --> 00:47:28,211 - Cheers. 1038 00:47:28,213 --> 00:47:31,214 [All speaking Italian] 1039 00:47:34,151 --> 00:47:35,885 - Yeah, I know. 1040 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:38,254 It's our secret family recipe. 1041 00:47:38,256 --> 00:47:40,556 It seems like the ingredients are randomly added, 1042 00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:43,593 but each has its own special role. 1043 00:47:43,595 --> 00:47:46,596 [All speaking Italian] 1044 00:48:03,347 --> 00:48:07,350 - But my father don't tell me the ingredients. 1045 00:48:07,352 --> 00:48:08,618 - He's the cook? 1046 00:48:08,620 --> 00:48:10,586 - Mm-hmm. 1047 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:12,188 He's the boss. 1048 00:48:12,190 --> 00:48:14,924 - He's the boss. 1049 00:48:14,926 --> 00:48:16,359 He's in charge? 1050 00:48:16,361 --> 00:48:17,627 - Yes. 1051 00:48:17,629 --> 00:48:19,595 Maybe too much. 1052 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:21,397 He's a little overprotective. 1053 00:48:21,399 --> 00:48:25,334 - Everybody needs freedom. 1054 00:48:25,336 --> 00:48:28,504 - To liberty. 1055 00:48:28,506 --> 00:48:30,573 - To liberty... 1056 00:48:30,575 --> 00:48:32,375 And ragu alla bolognese. 1057 00:48:35,345 --> 00:48:38,347 [All speaking Italian] 1058 00:48:51,228 --> 00:48:52,662 - And did you score a goal? 1059 00:48:52,664 --> 00:48:54,330 - No, but neither did the other team. 1060 00:48:54,332 --> 00:48:55,331 - Wow. 1061 00:48:55,333 --> 00:48:57,166 - I was on defense, 1062 00:48:57,168 --> 00:48:59,435 and there was this guy, carmine, who we played with. 1063 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:01,203 In America, we'd call him a thug. 1064 00:49:01,205 --> 00:49:03,039 So he got in a fight with one of them, 1065 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:04,440 and this guy, 1066 00:49:04,442 --> 00:49:06,309 he literally could have walked into the goal 1067 00:49:06,311 --> 00:49:08,611 and, like, taken the ball and dropped it on the ground, 1068 00:49:08,613 --> 00:49:10,379 and nobody would have said anything. 1069 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:12,048 - [Laughs] Oh, yes. 1070 00:49:12,050 --> 00:49:14,317 I know carmine very well. 1071 00:49:14,319 --> 00:49:18,654 He works for my father. 1072 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,957 - Maybe he was just excited about the soccer game. 1073 00:49:20,959 --> 00:49:21,958 I didn't mean to-- 1074 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,292 - [laughs] 1075 00:49:23,294 --> 00:49:24,293 Don't worry, okay? 1076 00:49:24,295 --> 00:49:26,062 Don't worry, Charlie. 1077 00:49:26,064 --> 00:49:28,397 Carmine is not important. 1078 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,032 Have you found a job? 1079 00:49:30,034 --> 00:49:31,267 - No. 1080 00:49:31,269 --> 00:49:33,703 - Have you ever worked in a restaurant? 1081 00:49:33,705 --> 00:49:35,004 - Yes. 1082 00:49:35,006 --> 00:49:37,239 - So you could come work here? 1083 00:49:37,241 --> 00:49:38,274 - Here? 1084 00:49:38,276 --> 00:49:39,275 - Yes. 1085 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:40,276 - Just like that? 1086 00:49:40,278 --> 00:49:41,277 - Si. 1087 00:49:41,279 --> 00:49:42,278 [Speaking Italian] 1088 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:54,590 - [Speaking Italian] 1089 00:49:59,129 --> 00:50:01,097 Ciao. Ciao. 1090 00:50:01,099 --> 00:50:02,098 Charlie-- 1091 00:50:02,100 --> 00:50:03,165 oh, God! 1092 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,202 - Fuck! 1093 00:50:06,204 --> 00:50:09,171 - I am throwing a party tonight at v.I.P. 1094 00:50:09,173 --> 00:50:10,172 - Tonight? 1095 00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:13,242 - Ooh, mama Mia. 1096 00:50:13,244 --> 00:50:16,278 Okay, there's not much time, but, hey, it's not a problem. 1097 00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:18,047 I am the king. 1098 00:50:20,417 --> 00:50:23,419 [Speaking Italian] 1099 00:50:26,490 --> 00:50:27,490 - Mm? 1100 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:28,557 Blech. 1101 00:50:28,559 --> 00:50:31,560 - [Speaking Italian] 1102 00:50:34,798 --> 00:50:37,366 Ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao, ciao. 1103 00:50:37,368 --> 00:50:39,735 Okay. 1104 00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:42,738 [Speaking spanish] 1105 00:50:49,579 --> 00:50:51,180 - Penne alla vodka! 1106 00:50:51,182 --> 00:50:52,281 Mmm! 1107 00:50:52,283 --> 00:50:53,516 Hm? 1108 00:50:53,518 --> 00:50:56,786 - Hey. What's wrong? 1109 00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,387 - What are you doing today? 1110 00:50:58,389 --> 00:50:59,655 - I've got to go work in the restaurant. 1111 00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:01,090 - What time? - 5:00. 1112 00:51:01,092 --> 00:51:02,391 - 5:00. 1113 00:51:02,393 --> 00:51:04,226 Your exam's tomorrow at university. 1114 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:05,227 - We must stop them. 1115 00:51:05,229 --> 00:51:06,395 - We will stop them. 1116 00:51:06,397 --> 00:51:07,530 - We will stop them! - Yes. 1117 00:51:07,532 --> 00:51:08,531 - Stop them? - Yes. 1118 00:51:08,533 --> 00:51:09,565 We can stop them! 1119 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:10,566 We will stop them! 1120 00:51:10,568 --> 00:51:11,567 Okay? - Okay! 1121 00:51:11,569 --> 00:51:12,568 - Finish your pasta. 1122 00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:13,569 [Speaking Italian] 1123 00:51:13,571 --> 00:51:15,571 - [Speaking Italian] 1124 00:51:16,807 --> 00:51:17,807 - [Grunts] 1125 00:51:19,242 --> 00:51:22,244 [Upbeat rock music] 1126 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:30,252 ♪ 1127 00:51:48,672 --> 00:51:50,539 [Bullhorn squealing] 1128 00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:53,542 - [Speaking Italian] 1129 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,515 - [Yelling in Italian] 1130 00:52:02,619 --> 00:52:05,621 - [Speaking Italian] 1131 00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:27,743 [Cheers and applause] 1132 00:52:27,745 --> 00:52:30,746 [Speaking Italian] 1133 00:52:37,220 --> 00:52:39,889 [Crowd chanting in Italian] 1134 00:52:39,891 --> 00:52:41,157 - [Speaking Italian] 1135 00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:42,191 - Bravo! 1136 00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,459 - It's that guy, Charlie. 1137 00:52:43,461 --> 00:52:44,793 - I had exams. 1138 00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,362 I just finished exams. 1139 00:52:46,364 --> 00:52:48,797 It didn't do anything. 1140 00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:50,933 Don't take them. 1141 00:52:50,935 --> 00:52:52,301 - Unbelievable. 1142 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:53,335 - We should go get your sandwich. 1143 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:54,670 - Oh, hells no. 1144 00:52:54,672 --> 00:52:55,871 You really think I want to talk to him again? 1145 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,173 Come on. We got to study. 1146 00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,542 [Cheers and applause] 1147 00:52:59,544 --> 00:53:02,545 - [Speaking Italian] 1148 00:53:04,581 --> 00:53:05,581 [Cheers and applause] 1149 00:53:05,583 --> 00:53:08,584 [Speaking Italian] 1150 00:53:26,636 --> 00:53:29,638 - [Speaking Italian] 1151 00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:35,711 [Spits] 1152 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,446 Carmine. 1153 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:40,449 [Speaking Italian] 1154 00:53:44,988 --> 00:53:47,556 [Both speaking Italian] 1155 00:53:47,558 --> 00:53:48,891 - Perdonami. 1156 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,268 - Si. 1157 00:53:59,270 --> 00:54:00,269 Perche? 1158 00:54:00,271 --> 00:54:03,272 - [Speaking Italian] 1159 00:54:17,721 --> 00:54:22,424 [Both speaking Italian] 1160 00:54:56,593 --> 00:54:57,760 - Coffee? 1161 00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,763 - [Speaking Italian] 1162 00:55:08,505 --> 00:55:10,072 - Sergio. 1163 00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:12,541 - Sergio, si. Grazie. 1164 00:55:12,543 --> 00:55:14,543 - Scusi. - Si, si. 1165 00:55:14,545 --> 00:55:15,844 - [Speaking Italian] 1166 00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:19,014 - Il vino. 1167 00:55:19,016 --> 00:55:22,017 [Wine sloshing loudly] 1168 00:55:27,490 --> 00:55:31,060 [Distorted instrumental music] 1169 00:55:31,062 --> 00:55:34,063 [Gunfire] 1170 00:55:39,402 --> 00:55:42,404 - [Yelling] 1171 00:55:42,406 --> 00:55:44,873 - I'm sorry. I'll get you a napkin. 1172 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:46,542 Um, excuse me. 1173 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:47,876 My God... 1174 00:55:47,878 --> 00:55:49,812 - [Speaking Italian] 1175 00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:51,046 Oh, eh? What are you doing? 1176 00:55:51,048 --> 00:55:53,115 Charlie. Eh? 1177 00:55:53,117 --> 00:55:55,684 You better be, because the boss is here, 1178 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,920 and he doesn't like very much the incompetence. 1179 00:55:57,922 --> 00:55:59,722 He is particular. 1180 00:55:59,724 --> 00:56:01,023 - No, I just lost my balance. 1181 00:56:01,025 --> 00:56:02,624 I can get-- I'll be fine. 1182 00:56:02,626 --> 00:56:04,026 - You can lost work you want, 1183 00:56:04,028 --> 00:56:05,761 but another mistake like this, 1184 00:56:05,763 --> 00:56:08,464 and you go in the kitchen, washing the dishes, okay? 1185 00:56:13,103 --> 00:56:16,105 - [Speaking Italian] 1186 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:34,089 - Um, I am so sorry, signor ferracane. 1187 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:36,725 I didn't mean to spill the wine on your customers. 1188 00:56:36,727 --> 00:56:39,728 - [Speaking Italian] 1189 00:56:40,930 --> 00:56:42,097 - Charlie. 1190 00:56:42,099 --> 00:56:45,100 - [Speaking Italian] 1191 00:56:52,609 --> 00:56:53,742 - I can stay in here. 1192 00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,411 Um, I wash the dishes-- 1193 00:56:55,413 --> 00:56:56,412 - no! 1194 00:56:56,414 --> 00:56:59,415 [Speaking Italian] 1195 00:57:41,157 --> 00:57:44,693 Mmm. Bene, bene. 1196 00:57:44,695 --> 00:57:47,696 [Speaking Italian] 1197 00:57:48,998 --> 00:57:50,532 - Ah. 1198 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:53,535 - [Speaking Italian] 1199 00:57:56,639 --> 00:57:58,640 [Beeping] 1200 00:58:02,846 --> 00:58:05,848 [Dogs barking and growling] 1201 00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,053 - [Speaking Italian] 1202 00:58:11,055 --> 00:58:12,955 - Lele. Lele. 1203 00:58:12,957 --> 00:58:14,189 I need to talk to you. 1204 00:58:14,191 --> 00:58:15,190 - The strike worked! 1205 00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,725 Are you ready for my party? 1206 00:58:16,727 --> 00:58:18,727 Every sexy lady in bologna will be there! 1207 00:58:18,729 --> 00:58:21,230 - No, lele, I've been stirring ragu for five hours. 1208 00:58:21,232 --> 00:58:23,098 Just listen to me for one second, all right? 1209 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:24,233 - We have no time. 1210 00:58:24,235 --> 00:58:25,534 No time for words, okay? 1211 00:58:25,536 --> 00:58:26,602 We have to go. Come on. 1212 00:58:26,604 --> 00:58:28,103 - Lele. - [Speaking Italian] 1213 00:58:28,105 --> 00:58:29,838 - Look, 1214 00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:33,809 I think that Valentina's family--that carmine too-- 1215 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:36,078 I think that they're in the mafia. 1216 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,779 - What? 1217 00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:40,249 No! 1218 00:58:40,251 --> 00:58:41,250 Guys! 1219 00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:49,858 Guys, Charlie has big news. 1220 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:52,194 He suspects that carmine, 1221 00:58:52,196 --> 00:58:56,565 [speaking italian] Are... 1222 00:58:56,567 --> 00:58:59,067 What? 1223 00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,836 - They're in the mafia. 1224 00:59:00,838 --> 00:59:04,673 - No! 1225 00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,141 [Derisive laughter] 1226 00:59:06,143 --> 00:59:09,912 - Charlie! 1227 00:59:09,914 --> 00:59:15,584 I told you that Valentina's family was particular, eh? 1228 00:59:15,586 --> 00:59:17,119 - What? Particular? 1229 00:59:17,121 --> 00:59:18,954 Do you even know what that word means? 1230 00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,155 [Audio distorts and echoes] 1231 00:59:27,630 --> 00:59:29,031 [Crowd chanting "Charlie"] 1232 00:59:29,033 --> 00:59:31,033 - Ah, yes! 1233 00:59:31,035 --> 00:59:33,035 [Shouts in Italian] 1234 00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:42,811 - Charlie! Vicky. 1235 00:59:42,813 --> 00:59:46,648 - Vicky. - Elsy. 1236 00:59:46,650 --> 00:59:47,883 - How are you? 1237 00:59:47,885 --> 00:59:50,886 [Thumping dance music] 1238 00:59:50,888 --> 00:59:55,057 ♪ 1239 00:59:55,059 --> 00:59:57,926 So the strike today was pretty interesting. 1240 00:59:57,928 --> 00:59:59,695 - Oh, my God. You were there? 1241 00:59:59,697 --> 01:00:01,063 - Yeah! That's why we're here. 1242 01:00:01,065 --> 01:00:02,798 - I would have been much better if I could-- 1243 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,232 you know, if they understood English. 1244 01:00:04,234 --> 01:00:05,767 - I'm sure. 1245 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:07,169 We should try it in America some time. 1246 01:00:07,171 --> 01:00:08,937 - That's a great idea, 1247 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:10,105 now that you guys have completely fucked up 1248 01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:11,607 our semester. 1249 01:00:11,609 --> 01:00:12,908 - Oh, come on. It's not that bad. 1250 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,343 - You have nothing to lose! 1251 01:00:14,345 --> 01:00:16,044 - [Shrieks] 1252 01:00:16,046 --> 01:00:18,213 [Laughter] 1253 01:00:18,215 --> 01:00:19,748 Come on, Vicky. Let's go--now. 1254 01:00:19,750 --> 01:00:21,383 I'm over this. - Really? 1255 01:00:21,385 --> 01:00:23,919 - Now. - You have to leave? 1256 01:00:23,921 --> 01:00:26,355 - Listen, uh, can we hang out tomorrow? 1257 01:00:26,357 --> 01:00:27,656 - Of course. - Okay. 1258 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,358 Um, hang on. Give me this. 1259 01:00:29,360 --> 01:00:30,659 Do you have a phone number? 1260 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:32,260 - I don't have a cell phone. 1261 01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:34,396 - Okay. Should we meet tomorrow? 1262 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:35,797 Piazza maggiore? - Okay. 1263 01:00:35,799 --> 01:00:37,032 What time, like 3:00? 1264 01:00:37,034 --> 01:00:38,400 Will you be up by then? 1265 01:00:38,402 --> 01:00:39,401 - Yeah. - Yeah? 1266 01:00:39,403 --> 01:00:40,402 - Yes! - Okay. 1267 01:00:40,404 --> 01:00:42,404 Bye. - Whoo-hoo! 1268 01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:07,295 Valentina! - Charlie! 1269 01:01:07,297 --> 01:01:08,397 Ciao! 1270 01:01:08,399 --> 01:01:09,831 - Hey, carmine. 1271 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:10,966 - Yeah, whatever, man. 1272 01:01:10,968 --> 01:01:12,234 - You want a drink? 1273 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:13,235 - [Speaking Italian] 1274 01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:14,269 - Si. 1275 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:20,275 - Ciao. 1276 01:01:20,277 --> 01:01:21,343 - Yeah. 1277 01:01:28,785 --> 01:01:30,852 Ow, Charlie! 1278 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,888 Charlie bit my finger! 1279 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:34,956 [Laughs] 1280 01:01:34,958 --> 01:01:36,058 I take a picture. 1281 01:01:42,432 --> 01:01:48,437 - Ah, that's beautiful. 1282 01:01:48,439 --> 01:01:51,339 - Ah. 1283 01:01:51,341 --> 01:01:53,008 - But we're not supposed to be here. 1284 01:01:53,010 --> 01:01:54,009 - Yes, I know. 1285 01:01:54,011 --> 01:01:55,010 - Carmine, come. 1286 01:01:55,012 --> 01:01:56,078 We got a table right here. 1287 01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:57,446 It's the best one in the house. 1288 01:01:57,448 --> 01:01:59,748 - Thank you very much for your kind offer. 1289 01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:02,217 But we do have a table reserved for ourselves, okay? 1290 01:02:02,219 --> 01:02:03,385 - I want to stay here. 1291 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:04,820 - Are you serious, dude? 1292 01:02:04,822 --> 01:02:05,987 Look, we're fun. It's cool. 1293 01:02:05,989 --> 01:02:07,456 Capisce? 1294 01:02:07,458 --> 01:02:09,458 - Okay, now you've crossed your fucking line. 1295 01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,259 Either you step outside with me, 1296 01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:13,295 or you take a seat, and you stop the shit. 1297 01:02:13,297 --> 01:02:14,396 - Oh, carmine! 1298 01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:15,931 [Speaking Italian] 1299 01:02:15,933 --> 01:02:17,766 I want to stay here with my boyfriend. 1300 01:02:17,768 --> 01:02:18,967 - With who? 1301 01:02:18,969 --> 01:02:20,001 - Your what? 1302 01:02:20,003 --> 01:02:23,438 - [Speaking Italian] 1303 01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:26,441 - [Speaking Italian] 1304 01:02:28,444 --> 01:02:30,011 Catch you around, man. 1305 01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:33,014 [Throbbing club music] 1306 01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:41,022 ♪ 1307 01:02:52,468 --> 01:02:55,237 - Ciao, lele. 1308 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:58,840 [Door frame crunches] 1309 01:03:11,354 --> 01:03:13,355 [Dog whimpering] 1310 01:03:15,191 --> 01:03:16,391 - [Barks] 1311 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:17,392 [Dog yipping] 1312 01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:31,339 [Contemplative organ music] 1313 01:03:31,341 --> 01:03:39,347 ♪ 1314 01:03:51,594 --> 01:03:54,362 - He practices here every night. 1315 01:03:54,364 --> 01:03:57,365 Charlie, come on! 1316 01:03:57,367 --> 01:04:00,202 I can't believe you are so slow. 1317 01:04:00,204 --> 01:04:01,269 Follow me! 1318 01:04:01,271 --> 01:04:03,872 I want to show you something. 1319 01:04:03,874 --> 01:04:04,873 Okay, enough. 1320 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:07,876 [Panting] 1321 01:04:11,914 --> 01:04:14,015 - Are we going somewhere? 1322 01:04:14,017 --> 01:04:15,550 - You choose. 1323 01:04:15,552 --> 01:04:17,152 Which way? 1324 01:04:17,154 --> 01:04:18,987 - Do I look like I know where I'm going? 1325 01:04:18,989 --> 01:04:20,989 - [Laughs] 1326 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:26,161 - Look, I think we should talk about carmine for one minute. 1327 01:04:26,163 --> 01:04:28,163 - Oh, Charlie. 1328 01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:30,398 No. 1329 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:31,933 Just choose. 1330 01:04:36,005 --> 01:04:37,105 - I mean, here seems all right. 1331 01:04:39,141 --> 01:04:40,609 - Yeah. 1332 01:04:40,611 --> 01:04:44,312 - ♪ And I don't want to start 1333 01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:46,448 ♪ sick of listening 1334 01:04:46,450 --> 01:04:48,316 ♪ please don't teach me 1335 01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:52,554 ♪ something that I have known 1336 01:04:52,556 --> 01:04:56,658 ♪ I know your words are full of romance ♪ 1337 01:04:56,660 --> 01:05:00,528 ♪ but it won't change my ways 1338 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:02,898 ♪ 'cause I'm sure this time 1339 01:05:02,900 --> 01:05:07,903 ♪ the turtle will not win the race ♪ 1340 01:05:07,905 --> 01:05:12,507 ♪ 1341 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:13,541 - Caffe? 1342 01:05:13,543 --> 01:05:16,978 - Mmm. 1343 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:19,981 [Groaning] 1344 01:05:23,452 --> 01:05:24,452 - [Giggles] 1345 01:05:25,955 --> 01:05:28,590 Buongiorno. 1346 01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:29,591 - Good morning. 1347 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,326 - Caffe. 1348 01:05:31,328 --> 01:05:34,029 - Thank you. 1349 01:05:34,031 --> 01:05:37,966 Oh, smells delicious. 1350 01:05:37,968 --> 01:05:39,034 I'm kind of hungry. 1351 01:05:39,036 --> 01:05:41,069 - I will make us a picnic today. 1352 01:05:41,071 --> 01:05:42,404 - Really? - Yeah. 1353 01:05:42,406 --> 01:05:44,372 Amore. 1354 01:05:44,374 --> 01:05:45,373 - Amore? 1355 01:05:45,375 --> 01:05:47,108 - Amore. 1356 01:05:47,110 --> 01:05:48,677 What? 1357 01:05:48,679 --> 01:05:52,514 Lele didn't teach you anything about Italian women? 1358 01:05:52,516 --> 01:05:53,515 - Who? 1359 01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:12,534 [Bell tolling and organ music] 1360 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:15,537 [Cheers and applause] 1361 01:06:24,113 --> 01:06:27,115 [Whirling pop music] 1362 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:35,123 ♪ 1363 01:06:50,206 --> 01:06:52,507 - Okay, try it. 1364 01:06:52,509 --> 01:06:53,742 - Hm. - Mmm. 1365 01:06:53,744 --> 01:06:56,478 Ah! - No more, though. 1366 01:06:56,480 --> 01:06:57,545 You're gonna kill me. 1367 01:06:57,547 --> 01:07:00,115 - [Chuckles] 1368 01:07:00,117 --> 01:07:01,616 Mmm. 1369 01:07:01,618 --> 01:07:03,685 - I think I might look better in these. 1370 01:07:03,687 --> 01:07:05,420 Hold on. No complaining. 1371 01:07:05,422 --> 01:07:07,756 - Oh, thanks. 1372 01:07:07,758 --> 01:07:09,090 - What do you think? 1373 01:07:09,092 --> 01:07:11,693 - [Chuckling] 1374 01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:13,695 - No? 1375 01:07:13,697 --> 01:07:15,296 - Oh, yeah. 1376 01:07:15,298 --> 01:07:17,699 You're so pretty. 1377 01:07:17,701 --> 01:07:20,702 [Cell phone ringing] 1378 01:07:25,307 --> 01:07:26,641 Papa? 1379 01:07:26,643 --> 01:07:28,810 Si. Ciao. 1380 01:07:28,812 --> 01:07:32,480 [Speaking Italian] 1381 01:07:32,482 --> 01:07:34,516 Ciao. Ciao, ciao. 1382 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:35,517 - Your dad? 1383 01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:36,518 - Yeah. 1384 01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:38,053 - He say anything about carmine? 1385 01:07:38,055 --> 01:07:39,821 - No. It was about my party. 1386 01:07:39,823 --> 01:07:41,156 - Party? 1387 01:07:41,158 --> 01:07:42,690 - Yeah, my party tonight. 1388 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:43,725 - Hey. 1389 01:07:43,727 --> 01:07:45,493 - My mom will love you. 1390 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:46,761 Okay, give me back my keys please. 1391 01:07:46,763 --> 01:07:48,430 - Why? 1392 01:07:48,432 --> 01:07:50,065 - 'Cause you drive like an American. 1393 01:07:50,067 --> 01:07:51,332 - [Chuckles] 1394 01:07:53,235 --> 01:07:55,637 [Yelling] 1395 01:07:55,639 --> 01:07:58,640 [Shimmering pop music] 1396 01:07:58,642 --> 01:08:06,181 ♪ 1397 01:08:06,183 --> 01:08:07,182 - Good morning! 1398 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:08,683 - Oh, my God. 1399 01:08:08,685 --> 01:08:11,186 Did you grow, like a pubic hair polka dot in one day? 1400 01:08:11,188 --> 01:08:12,554 Look-- 1401 01:08:12,556 --> 01:08:14,456 - no, these? These are mine. Look. 1402 01:08:14,458 --> 01:08:17,659 - Oh, my God. Put something on. 1403 01:08:17,661 --> 01:08:19,461 Christ. 1404 01:08:19,463 --> 01:08:23,698 - Charlie, last night was my greatest success. 1405 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:26,301 We came back here after the party, 1406 01:08:26,303 --> 01:08:28,870 and we shaved everyone. 1407 01:08:28,872 --> 01:08:32,207 And then I had my first menage a six. 1408 01:08:32,209 --> 01:08:35,710 And you? What did you do? 1409 01:08:35,712 --> 01:08:37,846 - I was with Valentina. 1410 01:08:37,848 --> 01:08:39,380 No, man, she's amazing. 1411 01:08:39,382 --> 01:08:41,116 - Valentina. 1412 01:08:41,118 --> 01:08:45,720 Well, as long as you are about to die, 1413 01:08:45,722 --> 01:08:48,490 I will wake up the girls so you can die happy 1414 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:49,691 and with clean balls. 1415 01:08:49,693 --> 01:08:50,892 - No, thanks. 1416 01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:54,529 I am going to see Vicky. 1417 01:08:54,531 --> 01:08:58,366 - But being with Valentina is not risky enough. 1418 01:08:58,368 --> 01:08:59,901 Do you want to make her jealous too? 1419 01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:02,237 - Vicky and I are just friends. 1420 01:09:02,239 --> 01:09:03,638 It's, um... 1421 01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:06,708 Don't worry about it. 1422 01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,843 Look, I'm late. I've got to go. 1423 01:09:12,181 --> 01:09:14,749 What the fuck happened to the door? 1424 01:09:14,751 --> 01:09:17,752 [Synth-driven pop music] 1425 01:09:17,754 --> 01:09:25,760 ♪ 1426 01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:36,304 - Charlie! 1427 01:09:41,744 --> 01:09:42,777 Hey. - Hey. 1428 01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:44,245 Excuse me. 1429 01:09:44,247 --> 01:09:45,346 - What's up? 1430 01:09:45,348 --> 01:09:46,881 - [Grunts] 1431 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:48,583 What, is this, like, a law school thing? 1432 01:09:48,585 --> 01:09:49,817 - No, no. 1433 01:09:49,819 --> 01:09:51,286 It's, um, somebody stole my bike. 1434 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:52,487 It was short-lived, 1435 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:53,655 the pleasure of that experience. 1436 01:09:53,657 --> 01:09:54,656 So I have to get a new one. 1437 01:09:54,658 --> 01:09:55,657 This is a bike auction. 1438 01:09:55,659 --> 01:09:58,226 [Cheering] 1439 01:09:58,228 --> 01:10:00,428 - So probably all these people have had their bikes stolen, 1440 01:10:00,430 --> 01:10:01,829 huh? 1441 01:10:01,831 --> 01:10:03,731 - Yeah. Why, are you getting nervous? 1442 01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:06,467 - No, I--you know, I don't think I'm wanted here. 1443 01:10:06,469 --> 01:10:08,536 Why don't we make a break for it? 1444 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:09,938 - Okay. - All right? 1445 01:10:09,940 --> 01:10:11,272 - When do I get my bike? 1446 01:10:11,274 --> 01:10:12,407 - Follow me. 1447 01:10:12,409 --> 01:10:20,415 ♪ 1448 01:10:22,585 --> 01:10:24,319 Race you to the end of the street? 1449 01:10:24,321 --> 01:10:25,887 - Okay. 1450 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:33,394 Wait, this is me right here. 1451 01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:34,395 - Oh, um... 1452 01:10:34,397 --> 01:10:35,396 - Oh, this is me. 1453 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:36,397 - Oh, it's nice. 1454 01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:38,233 Listen, I've got to go. 1455 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:39,634 Uh... 1456 01:10:39,636 --> 01:10:40,969 - Why don't you come up for a minute? 1457 01:10:40,971 --> 01:10:41,970 Get a coffee? 1458 01:10:41,972 --> 01:10:43,638 I'm on the first floor. 1459 01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,640 - I-I've got to poo. 1460 01:10:45,642 --> 01:10:46,908 Bye. 1461 01:10:50,379 --> 01:10:53,314 - Okay... 1462 01:10:53,316 --> 01:10:54,649 [Sighs] 1463 01:10:54,651 --> 01:10:55,950 - Lele, lele, lele. 1464 01:10:55,952 --> 01:10:57,252 Lele, lele, lele. 1465 01:10:57,254 --> 01:10:59,787 - Oh! [Speaking Italian] 1466 01:10:59,789 --> 01:11:02,023 - Turn off the TV. 1467 01:11:02,025 --> 01:11:03,291 - [Speaking Italian] 1468 01:11:03,293 --> 01:11:05,560 - Turn off the TV. 1469 01:11:08,797 --> 01:11:10,531 - [Speaking Italian] 1470 01:11:10,533 --> 01:11:12,400 - Is that fucking videotape? 1471 01:11:12,402 --> 01:11:13,701 - No, it's not fucking videotape. 1472 01:11:13,703 --> 01:11:15,003 It's lecce-bari. 1473 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:17,338 Quattro a zero, 2007. 1474 01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:19,741 - Look, we have a fucking problem with carmine. 1475 01:11:19,743 --> 01:11:21,009 - So does everyone else. 1476 01:11:21,011 --> 01:11:23,578 Carmine is crazy for Valentina. 1477 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:26,314 So maybe you have the worst problem. 1478 01:11:26,316 --> 01:11:27,315 - Listen to me, man. 1479 01:11:27,317 --> 01:11:28,449 He was following me today. 1480 01:11:28,451 --> 01:11:30,585 He saw me with Vicky. - Shh. 1481 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,554 Now we relax our minds, okay? 1482 01:11:33,556 --> 01:11:35,456 And I think about it. 1483 01:11:35,458 --> 01:11:40,828 And the best meditation for me is to watch calcio on TV. 1484 01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:42,897 - Oh, goddamn it, man. Are you kidding? 1485 01:11:42,899 --> 01:11:45,900 - Now I finish this, and then we can watch lecce-bologna, 1486 01:11:45,902 --> 01:11:48,036 lecce-udinese, lecce-inter, okay? 1487 01:11:48,038 --> 01:11:49,971 You understand? 1488 01:11:54,476 --> 01:11:55,877 [Speaking Italian] 1489 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:58,846 Carmine's just an asshole. 1490 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:02,050 - Didn't your mom teach you to close the door? 1491 01:12:02,052 --> 01:12:03,851 You know that can be very dangerous. 1492 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:06,854 - [Speaking Italian] 1493 01:12:06,856 --> 01:12:08,923 - [Chuckles] Get out of my fucking face. 1494 01:12:08,925 --> 01:12:10,692 I have a message for you from don farina. 1495 01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:11,592 - Ah! Fuck! 1496 01:12:15,864 --> 01:12:18,599 "I want my package now." 1497 01:12:18,601 --> 01:12:20,368 - [Sputtering] What package? 1498 01:12:20,370 --> 01:12:22,036 - You know what package. 1499 01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,838 The one that you stole from my friend vito. 1500 01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:25,073 - The fucking neapolitan guy? 1501 01:12:25,075 --> 01:12:26,741 - Yeah, him. 1502 01:12:26,743 --> 01:12:30,545 You know stealing's a very, very bad crime, 1503 01:12:30,547 --> 01:12:33,581 and possibly the worst thing you guys ever did. 1504 01:12:33,583 --> 01:12:36,584 - [Speaking Italian] 1505 01:12:56,572 --> 01:12:59,574 - [Speaking Italian] 1506 01:13:10,819 --> 01:13:13,955 You guys are gonna be at Valentina's party tonight. 1507 01:13:13,957 --> 01:13:16,758 Well, so will I. 1508 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,994 So make sure you bring the package. 1509 01:13:19,996 --> 01:13:23,531 Or... 1510 01:13:23,533 --> 01:13:25,500 I will pay a visit 1511 01:13:25,502 --> 01:13:29,470 to that cute little blonde American girlfriend of yours. 1512 01:13:32,941 --> 01:13:34,575 Sit down. 1513 01:13:34,577 --> 01:13:36,043 Sit down. 1514 01:13:41,583 --> 01:13:43,418 I know the way. 1515 01:13:49,792 --> 01:13:51,659 - [Sputters] 1516 01:13:51,661 --> 01:13:55,096 Lele, what the fuck was that? 1517 01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:57,064 In English. 1518 01:13:57,066 --> 01:13:58,866 - Okay. 1519 01:13:58,868 --> 01:14:03,171 Carmine thinks Charlie stole from these neapolitan guys, 1520 01:14:03,173 --> 01:14:04,639 and he did it. 1521 01:14:04,641 --> 01:14:07,074 You stole their bus. 1522 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:10,912 So the package must be in the bus. 1523 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:13,915 I call a friend. 1524 01:14:13,917 --> 01:14:17,485 They go pick it up. 1525 01:14:17,487 --> 01:14:19,554 [Phone line beeps] 1526 01:14:19,556 --> 01:14:22,557 [Frantic violin music] 1527 01:14:22,559 --> 01:14:30,565 ♪ 1528 01:14:44,813 --> 01:14:47,048 - [Screaming] 1529 01:14:47,050 --> 01:14:50,251 - [Speaking Italian] 1530 01:14:50,253 --> 01:14:53,955 Ciao, ciao, ciao. Ciao. 1531 01:14:53,957 --> 01:14:55,723 [Speaking Italian] 1532 01:14:56,792 --> 01:14:59,794 - [Singing in Italian] 1533 01:14:59,796 --> 01:15:07,802 ♪ 1534 01:15:16,245 --> 01:15:18,813 - Go to the mafia party. 1535 01:15:18,815 --> 01:15:20,915 - Ciao, ciao. 1536 01:15:20,917 --> 01:15:22,950 - This is your plan b? 1537 01:15:22,952 --> 01:15:25,052 - Tranquillo, tranquillo. 1538 01:15:25,054 --> 01:15:26,854 Men in black. 1539 01:15:26,856 --> 01:15:28,055 You are so nice. 1540 01:15:28,057 --> 01:15:30,558 Valentina gave you the suit, yes? 1541 01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:31,659 Very mafia. 1542 01:15:31,661 --> 01:15:34,095 Do something dirty, yes? 1543 01:15:34,097 --> 01:15:36,297 [Applause] 1544 01:15:36,299 --> 01:15:38,099 Ah! Some food! 1545 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,969 - Lele, just promise me 1546 01:15:41,971 --> 01:15:43,838 you're gonna take this fucking seriously. 1547 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,973 Just--look. Just do two things, all right? 1548 01:15:45,975 --> 01:15:47,108 - Two things. 1549 01:15:47,110 --> 01:15:48,809 - No talking to girls. - No? 1550 01:15:48,811 --> 01:15:52,313 - No drinking. - No drinking. 1551 01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:53,748 - What? - Fast hands. 1552 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:54,982 Like "bouffant," you know? 1553 01:15:54,984 --> 01:15:56,083 - Buffoon. Sergio. 1554 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:57,184 Thanks. 1555 01:15:57,186 --> 01:16:00,187 [Singing in Italian] 1556 01:16:00,189 --> 01:16:08,095 ♪ 1557 01:16:08,097 --> 01:16:10,865 - Charlie, Charlie. 1558 01:16:10,867 --> 01:16:13,134 - Vale! 1559 01:16:13,136 --> 01:16:14,569 - Ciao. 1560 01:16:14,571 --> 01:16:16,137 I have to introduce you to everyone. 1561 01:16:16,139 --> 01:16:17,705 - You do? 1562 01:16:17,707 --> 01:16:18,739 - Yeah. - Lele. 1563 01:16:18,741 --> 01:16:19,740 - Come with me. 1564 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:21,075 - [Speaking Italian] 1565 01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:28,316 - Mama. - Si? 1566 01:16:28,318 --> 01:16:29,317 - Mama, meet Charlie. 1567 01:16:29,319 --> 01:16:30,918 - Charlie! 1568 01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:32,887 - Uh, buono sera, signora ferracane. 1569 01:16:32,889 --> 01:16:35,890 - [Speaking Italian] 1570 01:16:37,025 --> 01:16:38,859 - Charlie, welcome. 1571 01:16:38,861 --> 01:16:41,095 - Signor ferracane. 1572 01:16:41,097 --> 01:16:44,332 - Listen... 1573 01:16:44,334 --> 01:16:47,702 Just because my wife and my daughter like you 1574 01:16:47,704 --> 01:16:49,337 doesn't mean I have to. 1575 01:16:49,339 --> 01:16:52,139 Try not to cause any more trouble. 1576 01:16:52,141 --> 01:16:53,274 Please. 1577 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:54,942 - Of course. - Okay? 1578 01:16:54,944 --> 01:16:56,344 Remember. 1579 01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:59,013 - Hey. 1580 01:16:59,015 --> 01:17:00,314 Come with me. 1581 01:17:00,316 --> 01:17:03,651 - [Speaking Italian] 1582 01:17:04,953 --> 01:17:06,354 - Scusa. 1583 01:17:06,356 --> 01:17:09,790 My father is in many ways antiquated. 1584 01:17:09,792 --> 01:17:12,860 - Well, it was nice of him to speak in English. 1585 01:17:12,862 --> 01:17:14,795 - Valentina, vieni. 1586 01:17:16,765 --> 01:17:17,798 - See you in a bit. 1587 01:17:21,870 --> 01:17:23,838 - So, motherfucker, 1588 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:26,974 isn't it just great when you meet your new parents-in-law, 1589 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,342 American? 1590 01:17:28,344 --> 01:17:34,148 Or shall I call you Mr. Charlie Edwards? 1591 01:17:34,150 --> 01:17:36,384 This belongs to you, right? 1592 01:17:36,386 --> 01:17:39,320 So where's that little package that belongs to me? 1593 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:41,022 - Do you need it now? 1594 01:17:41,024 --> 01:17:43,924 - No, I needed it ten minutes ago, motherfucker. 1595 01:17:43,926 --> 01:17:45,192 - Lele has it. 1596 01:17:45,194 --> 01:17:46,327 - What? 1597 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:48,863 - I'll go get him. - Yeah. 1598 01:17:48,865 --> 01:17:50,698 Unless you want me and my friends to go get him. 1599 01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:52,099 - No, I'll go get him. 1600 01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:55,202 - [Speaking Italian] 1601 01:17:55,204 --> 01:17:56,971 - [Speaking Italian] 1602 01:17:56,973 --> 01:17:58,272 - Lele. 1603 01:17:58,274 --> 01:17:59,807 - Charlie, Eleanor. She's Eleanor. 1604 01:17:59,809 --> 01:18:01,075 - Eleanor. - Ciao. 1605 01:18:01,077 --> 01:18:02,777 - We play doctors when we work it. 1606 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:04,311 - Stronzo. 1607 01:18:04,313 --> 01:18:05,946 - Grazie. - What do you mean, "grazie"? 1608 01:18:05,948 --> 01:18:07,114 - Lele, come on. 1609 01:18:07,116 --> 01:18:08,215 Carmine wants their bag now. 1610 01:18:08,217 --> 01:18:09,850 I'd give him a fake one, 1611 01:18:09,852 --> 01:18:11,419 but I don't even know what it looks like. 1612 01:18:11,421 --> 01:18:14,422 - [Singing in Italian] 1613 01:18:14,424 --> 01:18:15,956 ♪ 1614 01:18:15,958 --> 01:18:17,358 - Lele, lele. It's the neapolitans. 1615 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:18,826 And they have a bag. 1616 01:18:18,828 --> 01:18:20,027 - Maybe it's for carmine. 1617 01:18:20,029 --> 01:18:21,362 He doesn't work for free. 1618 01:18:21,364 --> 01:18:22,430 You see that bag? 1619 01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:25,299 You see, we want that bag, okay? 1620 01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:26,934 You understand, yes? 1621 01:18:26,936 --> 01:18:27,935 - How do we get it? 1622 01:18:27,937 --> 01:18:29,303 - Okay. 1623 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:32,873 Step one, lele creates a grand casino, 1624 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:34,108 a big mess. 1625 01:18:34,110 --> 01:18:37,111 - [Speaking Italian] 1626 01:18:39,014 --> 01:18:40,481 - Step two? 1627 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:41,482 - Charlie steals the bag. 1628 01:18:41,484 --> 01:18:43,350 - From the mafia? 1629 01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:46,020 - Do you prefer to go on the stage to dance, eh? 1630 01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:48,089 - No, I don't want to do either of those things. 1631 01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,256 That's your plan? 1632 01:18:49,258 --> 01:18:51,258 - [Speaking Italian] 1633 01:18:54,162 --> 01:18:57,098 - [Speaking Italian] 1634 01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:02,870 [All speaking Italian] 1635 01:19:14,049 --> 01:19:17,118 - [Singing in Italian] 1636 01:19:17,120 --> 01:19:20,087 - [Yelling in Italian] 1637 01:19:25,026 --> 01:19:26,393 - Hey. 1638 01:19:26,395 --> 01:19:29,396 - [Speaking Italian] 1639 01:19:39,941 --> 01:19:41,408 - [Mutters] 1640 01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:44,411 - [Speaking Italian] 1641 01:19:47,048 --> 01:19:50,518 Send in the clowns! 1642 01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:53,521 - [Speaking Italian] 1643 01:19:55,524 --> 01:19:57,291 - What's going on? 1644 01:19:57,293 --> 01:19:59,193 - Bravi, bravi! 1645 01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:01,529 - I hate clowns. 1646 01:20:01,531 --> 01:20:04,799 - It's a gift from the king of bullshit. 1647 01:20:04,801 --> 01:20:07,802 - [Speaking Italian] 1648 01:20:16,978 --> 01:20:18,946 [Whistles tweeting] 1649 01:20:18,948 --> 01:20:21,348 - Do you remember when we were talking about carmine the-- 1650 01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:23,050 look, it's really important. 1651 01:20:23,052 --> 01:20:24,385 Um... 1652 01:20:24,387 --> 01:20:27,488 - [Speaking Italian] 1653 01:20:27,490 --> 01:20:28,556 - I can't tell you know. It's too late. 1654 01:20:28,558 --> 01:20:29,557 I've got to go. 1655 01:20:32,093 --> 01:20:33,294 - Di napoli. 1656 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:34,428 - Ah, di napoli. 1657 01:20:34,430 --> 01:20:36,864 [Speaking Italian] 1658 01:20:36,866 --> 01:20:38,999 - [Speaking Italian] 1659 01:20:39,001 --> 01:20:40,601 - [Speaking Italian] 1660 01:20:40,603 --> 01:20:43,304 - [Speaking Italian] 1661 01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:44,939 - [Speaking Italian] 1662 01:20:49,945 --> 01:20:53,581 - [Speaking Italian] 1663 01:20:55,517 --> 01:20:57,918 - If you want a plate, we can use my plate. 1664 01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:00,855 - [Speaking Italian] 1665 01:21:00,857 --> 01:21:02,156 - [Speaking Italian] 1666 01:21:02,158 --> 01:21:05,092 [Horns honking and whistles tweeting] 1667 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,093 - [Speaking Italian] 1668 01:21:10,932 --> 01:21:13,267 - [Clears throat] 1669 01:21:13,269 --> 01:21:16,270 [Speaking Italian] 1670 01:21:28,183 --> 01:21:30,885 Valentina, Charlie? 1671 01:21:30,887 --> 01:21:32,586 Where are you? Come on up the stage. 1672 01:21:32,588 --> 01:21:35,589 Come-- [Speaking Italian] 1673 01:21:42,230 --> 01:21:43,931 [Applause] 1674 01:21:43,933 --> 01:21:46,934 [Speaking Italian] 1675 01:21:50,171 --> 01:21:51,972 Why don't you give us a toast in English, huh? 1676 01:21:51,974 --> 01:21:53,274 Don't be shy. Come on. 1677 01:21:53,276 --> 01:21:54,975 Do toast in English. Come on, man, huh? 1678 01:21:54,977 --> 01:21:56,010 Take it away. 1679 01:21:56,012 --> 01:21:57,945 [Applause] 1680 01:21:57,947 --> 01:21:59,480 - Scusa. 1681 01:22:04,920 --> 01:22:07,655 - You know, it's kind of interesting to be an American 1682 01:22:07,657 --> 01:22:12,493 in Italy without any money, trying to find, you know, 1683 01:22:12,495 --> 01:22:14,662 my way home. 1684 01:22:14,664 --> 01:22:17,665 - [Speaking Italian] 1685 01:22:23,138 --> 01:22:25,539 - You know, we in America have a lot of traditions 1686 01:22:25,541 --> 01:22:27,474 that we brought-- or that we've--you know, 1687 01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:29,476 that your children have passed down to--I mean, 1688 01:22:29,478 --> 01:22:31,946 that your parents gave us-- 1689 01:22:31,948 --> 01:22:36,283 that your ancestors-- 1690 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:39,286 - [speaking Italian] 1691 01:22:44,726 --> 01:22:47,561 - And--but, you know, we have a way of updating those traditions 1692 01:22:47,563 --> 01:22:50,130 to, you know, kind of suit the modern world. 1693 01:22:50,132 --> 01:22:52,333 Um, for example, you know, 1694 01:22:52,335 --> 01:22:54,301 it's not, like, totally unheard of 1695 01:22:54,303 --> 01:22:58,238 that a couple would get married in their 40s. 1696 01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,642 - [Speaking Italian] 1697 01:23:01,644 --> 01:23:05,112 [Laughter and applause] 1698 01:23:05,114 --> 01:23:06,647 Clang! 1699 01:23:06,649 --> 01:23:08,082 - Oh, shit! 1700 01:23:08,084 --> 01:23:10,184 It's a real plate. 1701 01:23:10,186 --> 01:23:12,119 - [Speaking Italian] 1702 01:23:12,121 --> 01:23:13,687 I'll kill you! 1703 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:16,223 [All muttering in Italian] 1704 01:23:16,225 --> 01:23:18,625 - Valentina! 1705 01:23:18,627 --> 01:23:21,628 [Speaking Italian] 1706 01:23:23,465 --> 01:23:24,765 - Signor ferracane, 1707 01:23:24,767 --> 01:23:26,734 I would never hurt your daughter. 1708 01:23:26,736 --> 01:23:29,036 Look, she means the world to me. 1709 01:23:29,038 --> 01:23:31,338 Please, I would never, ever hurt her. 1710 01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,573 It was a mistake. 1711 01:23:32,575 --> 01:23:35,275 - A mistake? That was a mistake? 1712 01:23:35,277 --> 01:23:37,244 So when I saw you... [Makes kissing noises] 1713 01:23:37,246 --> 01:23:39,546 Kiss that American girl today, that was a mistake too, 1714 01:23:39,548 --> 01:23:41,281 Mr. Charlie fucking Edwards? 1715 01:23:41,283 --> 01:23:44,618 - No, no. I didn't kiss any American girl. 1716 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:46,553 She kissed me. No, listen-- 1717 01:23:46,555 --> 01:23:49,623 - [speaking Italian] 1718 01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:52,192 - Look, it's carmine you need to be worried about. 1719 01:23:52,194 --> 01:23:55,529 Carmine, he's the one that's working against you. 1720 01:23:55,531 --> 01:23:59,199 He's working with those guys over there. 1721 01:23:59,201 --> 01:24:01,268 - [Speaking Italian] 1722 01:24:01,270 --> 01:24:02,703 - [Speaking Italian] 1723 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:03,704 - [Growling] 1724 01:24:03,706 --> 01:24:06,707 - [Speaking Italian] 1725 01:24:10,412 --> 01:24:12,146 - No, no. 1726 01:24:12,148 --> 01:24:18,485 He is working with them with some guy named don farina. 1727 01:24:18,487 --> 01:24:20,754 [Crowd gasps] 1728 01:24:20,756 --> 01:24:22,156 - Eh? 1729 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,157 Farina? 1730 01:24:23,159 --> 01:24:24,158 - Boss, boss-- 1731 01:24:24,160 --> 01:24:25,559 - farina? 1732 01:24:25,561 --> 01:24:26,560 - [Chuckles] 1733 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:29,496 [Speaking Italian] 1734 01:24:29,498 --> 01:24:33,333 Please, just let me take care of this fuck. 1735 01:24:33,335 --> 01:24:36,770 - [Speaking Italian] 1736 01:24:36,772 --> 01:24:42,576 [All speaking Italian] 1737 01:24:48,283 --> 01:24:49,349 [Screaming] 1738 01:24:49,351 --> 01:24:51,819 - [Speaking Italian] 1739 01:24:51,821 --> 01:24:53,253 [Gunshot] 1740 01:24:53,255 --> 01:24:55,255 [Screaming] 1741 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,256 - [Speaking Italian] 1742 01:25:02,664 --> 01:25:04,665 - [Speaking Italian] 1743 01:25:06,334 --> 01:25:09,336 - [Speaking Italian] 1744 01:25:10,672 --> 01:25:12,406 - [Breathing heavily] 1745 01:25:12,408 --> 01:25:15,409 - [Speaking Italian] 1746 01:25:22,183 --> 01:25:23,250 - [Speaking Italian] 1747 01:25:25,553 --> 01:25:28,555 [All speaking Italian] 1748 01:25:46,374 --> 01:25:47,908 - Oh, shit. 1749 01:25:47,910 --> 01:25:49,743 Valentina's phone went right to the message. 1750 01:25:49,745 --> 01:25:52,246 - Give me the phone. 1751 01:25:52,248 --> 01:25:55,249 [Speaking Italian] 1752 01:26:04,292 --> 01:26:05,859 - Are you talking about fucking soccer? 1753 01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:07,528 - No! 1754 01:26:07,530 --> 01:26:08,929 It's just because it's dangerous there. 1755 01:26:08,931 --> 01:26:10,164 I thought-- 1756 01:26:10,166 --> 01:26:11,698 [speaking Italian] 1757 01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:14,234 Hey, it's [Speaking italian] in 20 minutes, okay? 1758 01:26:14,236 --> 01:26:15,335 Bye, bye. 1759 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:16,537 - Oh, my God. 1760 01:26:16,539 --> 01:26:17,538 He saw Vicky. 1761 01:26:17,540 --> 01:26:18,572 We've got to go get her. 1762 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:19,640 Go! Go, go! 1763 01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,275 - Hey, I got a text. Read it. 1764 01:26:21,277 --> 01:26:22,776 - 5 bologna, 1 lecce. 1765 01:26:22,778 --> 01:26:24,378 - No! 1766 01:26:24,380 --> 01:26:25,579 Bologna-lecce! No! 1767 01:26:25,581 --> 01:26:26,780 [Speaking Italian] 1768 01:26:26,782 --> 01:26:28,815 Worst day ever! 1769 01:26:28,817 --> 01:26:29,850 - Vicky. 1770 01:26:29,852 --> 01:26:31,418 [Knocking] 1771 01:26:31,420 --> 01:26:33,420 Vicky? 1772 01:26:33,422 --> 01:26:35,189 - Vicky! 1773 01:26:35,191 --> 01:26:36,590 - Charlie. - Hey. 1774 01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:37,958 - What time is it? 1775 01:26:37,960 --> 01:26:40,260 - Okay, I know it's kind of late, 1776 01:26:40,262 --> 01:26:42,729 but we are in trouble, and we got to stick together. 1777 01:26:42,731 --> 01:26:43,830 - Okay. [Speaking Italian] 1778 01:26:43,832 --> 01:26:44,831 Go, go, go! 1779 01:26:44,833 --> 01:26:46,300 - Where are we going? 1780 01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:47,467 Put me down! This isn't funny! 1781 01:26:47,469 --> 01:26:48,635 - This is for your own good. 1782 01:26:48,637 --> 01:26:49,903 - Stop! 1783 01:26:49,905 --> 01:26:51,805 - For the tenth time, I am sorry. 1784 01:26:51,807 --> 01:26:54,508 We are in trouble with some really dangerous people, 1785 01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:57,277 and they saw you kiss me outside of your house, 1786 01:26:57,279 --> 01:26:59,513 and now they think you're part of our group. 1787 01:26:59,515 --> 01:27:01,381 - Okay, guilty by association? 1788 01:27:01,383 --> 01:27:02,482 That's a fallacy. 1789 01:27:02,484 --> 01:27:04,484 - Oh, spoken like a true lawyer. 1790 01:27:04,486 --> 01:27:06,920 Listen, I'm gonna make sure everything is okay, 1791 01:27:06,922 --> 01:27:09,690 and then I will personally walk you back up the stairs 1792 01:27:09,692 --> 01:27:11,458 to your house-- I'll carry you-- 1793 01:27:11,460 --> 01:27:12,693 and then I'll put you in your bed, 1794 01:27:12,695 --> 01:27:13,927 and then--you know what? 1795 01:27:13,929 --> 01:27:15,395 You never have to talk to me again. 1796 01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:16,697 - Fine, okay, yeah. 1797 01:27:16,699 --> 01:27:17,931 Do that and buy me a fucking sandwich, 1798 01:27:17,933 --> 01:27:19,366 and we're even. 1799 01:27:19,368 --> 01:27:21,301 - Oh, lele, give me your cell phone. 1800 01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:22,970 Do you have carmine's number? 1801 01:27:22,972 --> 01:27:24,871 - Yeah, you can find him under carmine mafia. 1802 01:27:24,873 --> 01:27:26,707 [Speaking Italian] 1803 01:27:26,709 --> 01:27:29,643 - This is so stupid. This is ridiculous. 1804 01:27:29,645 --> 01:27:31,011 [Cell phone ringing] 1805 01:27:31,013 --> 01:27:34,014 [Conversation in Italian] 1806 01:27:35,817 --> 01:27:37,284 - Carmine. - Charlie? 1807 01:27:37,286 --> 01:27:38,285 - [Speaking Italian] 1808 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:39,753 - Goddamn you, man. 1809 01:27:39,755 --> 01:27:41,989 You already caused me a lot of trouble tonight. 1810 01:27:41,991 --> 01:27:44,625 Why don't you say hi to a mutual friend? 1811 01:27:44,627 --> 01:27:45,993 - Charlie? Charlie! 1812 01:27:45,995 --> 01:27:46,994 - I didn't know the plate was real! 1813 01:27:46,996 --> 01:27:48,262 I'm sorry! 1814 01:27:48,264 --> 01:27:49,863 I have your bag. 1815 01:27:49,865 --> 01:27:51,798 So how are we gonna do this? 1816 01:27:51,800 --> 01:27:53,333 - Yeah, I know you have my money 1817 01:27:53,335 --> 01:27:55,402 and these poor guys' documents. 1818 01:27:55,404 --> 01:27:59,873 But I still got your passport and, hey, I got your girlfriend. 1819 01:27:59,875 --> 01:28:01,808 So be at the mercato ortofrutticolo 1820 01:28:01,810 --> 01:28:03,377 at 5:00 A.M. sharp or-- 1821 01:28:03,379 --> 01:28:05,812 I swear to God, and I hate to say it-- 1822 01:28:05,814 --> 01:28:07,648 Valentina's not gonna see the light of day. 1823 01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:09,416 - Let me talk to Valentina again. 1824 01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:10,717 - No! 1825 01:28:10,719 --> 01:28:12,986 - Fuck! 1826 01:28:12,988 --> 01:28:14,921 - [Speaking Italian] 1827 01:28:14,923 --> 01:28:16,690 - [Speaking Italian] 1828 01:28:16,692 --> 01:28:18,659 - Ortofrutticolo. 1829 01:28:18,661 --> 01:28:21,595 The worst place in the world. Bravo, bravo. 1830 01:28:21,597 --> 01:28:23,463 The police don't know where is it, 1831 01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:25,666 and you have the date at mercato ortofrutticolo. 1832 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:27,000 - 5:00 A.M. 1833 01:28:27,002 --> 01:28:28,035 - At 5:00 A.M. 1834 01:28:28,037 --> 01:28:29,336 Aw, full of people, eh? 1835 01:28:41,449 --> 01:28:42,883 - You know what, you guys? 1836 01:28:42,885 --> 01:28:45,719 When I got to bologna, I'd lost everything. 1837 01:28:45,721 --> 01:28:48,922 I mean, my parents kicked me out on my ass. 1838 01:28:48,924 --> 01:28:51,692 They stole my money. 1839 01:28:51,694 --> 01:28:53,060 They stole my passport. 1840 01:28:53,062 --> 01:28:55,095 But I learned something from you guys. 1841 01:28:55,097 --> 01:29:00,934 If you're in, like, a real just clusterfuck of a situation-- 1842 01:29:00,936 --> 01:29:01,968 - clusterfuck? 1843 01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:03,537 - Uh, like-- 1844 01:29:03,539 --> 01:29:04,638 - yes, like a menage a trois. 1845 01:29:04,640 --> 01:29:05,972 - No, no. 1846 01:29:05,974 --> 01:29:09,009 Like, um, a grand casino. 1847 01:29:09,011 --> 01:29:10,477 Clusterfuck. 1848 01:29:10,479 --> 01:29:11,645 You know, like that. 1849 01:29:11,647 --> 01:29:13,747 The way that you get out of it 1850 01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:16,416 is just by throwing right back at it 1851 01:29:16,418 --> 01:29:18,985 an even bigger clusterfuck. 1852 01:29:18,987 --> 01:29:21,054 I'm talking about something so crazy 1853 01:29:21,056 --> 01:29:23,724 that nobody can imagine what is about, you know, 1854 01:29:23,726 --> 01:29:26,393 to hit them, right? 1855 01:29:26,395 --> 01:29:27,461 So, look. 1856 01:29:27,463 --> 01:29:30,464 In America, 1857 01:29:30,466 --> 01:29:34,000 we have this idea that we're a melting pot. 1858 01:29:34,002 --> 01:29:35,902 - Melting pot? 1859 01:29:35,904 --> 01:29:38,505 - Okay, I'm gonna do this Italian style for you 1860 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:41,108 just so we all understand each other. 1861 01:29:41,110 --> 01:29:44,611 Think about a really good plate of pasta. 1862 01:29:44,613 --> 01:29:47,614 - [Speaking Italian] 1863 01:29:48,683 --> 01:29:50,050 - I can't believe this shit. 1864 01:29:50,052 --> 01:29:51,852 Um, no, look. 1865 01:29:51,854 --> 01:29:54,020 Something your mother would make, like a ragu. 1866 01:29:54,022 --> 01:29:55,655 Ragu has a lot of ingredients. 1867 01:29:55,657 --> 01:29:57,491 The more you put in, the better it gets. 1868 01:29:57,493 --> 01:30:00,427 What, you got some carrots, some celery, some tomatoes-- 1869 01:30:00,429 --> 01:30:01,728 doesn't matter. 1870 01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:02,996 You can add anything, 1871 01:30:02,998 --> 01:30:04,898 and the best cooks look like 1872 01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,833 they're throwin' stuff in at random. 1873 01:30:06,835 --> 01:30:09,936 But they have experience with every ingredient in there. 1874 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:11,838 It's a part of them. 1875 01:30:11,840 --> 01:30:14,908 So what looks like a giant pot of clusterfuck 1876 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:18,979 becomes the most delicious plate that you guys have. 1877 01:30:18,981 --> 01:30:20,547 So listen. We have our differences. 1878 01:30:20,549 --> 01:30:22,749 I mean, where we're from, you know, 1879 01:30:22,751 --> 01:30:24,851 whether rich or poor, straight or gay, 1880 01:30:24,853 --> 01:30:29,856 what we need to do tonight is mix up a big clusterfuck 1881 01:30:29,858 --> 01:30:31,892 of revenge with everything we've got 1882 01:30:31,894 --> 01:30:35,495 and serve it up cold to carmine and those bastards. 1883 01:30:35,497 --> 01:30:39,433 A big, nasty clusterfuck of ragrevenge, 1884 01:30:39,435 --> 01:30:40,767 alla bolognese. 1885 01:30:40,769 --> 01:30:43,970 And I've got the recipe right here 1886 01:30:43,972 --> 01:30:45,705 and a pot big enough to mix it in. 1887 01:30:45,707 --> 01:30:46,873 - Clusterfuck. 1888 01:30:46,875 --> 01:30:49,075 - Clusterfuck! 1889 01:30:49,077 --> 01:30:52,078 [All chanting "clusterfuck"] 1890 01:31:00,488 --> 01:31:03,490 [Jangly rock music] 1891 01:31:03,492 --> 01:31:11,498 ♪ 1892 01:31:24,779 --> 01:31:26,813 All right, just take any mental notes 1893 01:31:26,815 --> 01:31:28,215 on any illegal stuff they're doing. 1894 01:31:28,217 --> 01:31:29,616 - They have guns, 1895 01:31:29,618 --> 01:31:31,151 and they kidnapped her-- 1896 01:31:31,153 --> 01:31:33,086 well, yes, you kidnapped me too, so you're even. 1897 01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:34,087 Do we have guns? 1898 01:31:34,089 --> 01:31:36,223 - We have fire. 1899 01:31:36,225 --> 01:31:38,525 - Charlie Edwards. 1900 01:31:38,527 --> 01:31:41,962 I can see you got my bag. 1901 01:31:41,964 --> 01:31:43,263 Okay. 1902 01:31:43,265 --> 01:31:44,664 Let me see if the money's inside. 1903 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:45,899 - [Speaking Italian] 1904 01:31:48,269 --> 01:31:49,603 - This is ridiculous. 1905 01:31:52,773 --> 01:31:55,275 - [Speaking Italian] 1906 01:31:56,744 --> 01:31:59,646 - Now you listen to me. 1907 01:31:59,648 --> 01:32:01,715 I'm torching everything in this bag 1908 01:32:01,717 --> 01:32:04,818 unless you do exactly as I say. 1909 01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:06,086 Put the guns down. 1910 01:32:06,088 --> 01:32:09,089 [All speaking Italian] 1911 01:32:16,831 --> 01:32:20,734 - He still has his gun. 1912 01:32:20,736 --> 01:32:22,302 You just gonna let him keep his gun? 1913 01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:24,304 - Okay, now what? 1914 01:32:24,306 --> 01:32:25,672 - How do you want to handle this? 1915 01:32:25,674 --> 01:32:27,073 - Send the girl over 1916 01:32:27,075 --> 01:32:28,909 when I count to three, 1917 01:32:28,911 --> 01:32:31,244 and I'll throw you the bag. 1918 01:32:31,246 --> 01:32:35,582 One... 1919 01:32:35,584 --> 01:32:39,786 Two... 1920 01:32:39,788 --> 01:32:42,789 Three! 1921 01:32:47,662 --> 01:32:48,662 - [Speaking Italian] 1922 01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:56,236 - How do we leave? 1923 01:32:56,238 --> 01:32:57,270 - Just wait. 1924 01:32:57,272 --> 01:33:00,273 [All speaking Italian] 1925 01:33:06,213 --> 01:33:08,882 - Just wait for what? 1926 01:33:11,218 --> 01:33:14,220 - [Speaking Italian] 1927 01:33:16,057 --> 01:33:17,791 [Dogs barking] 1928 01:33:17,793 --> 01:33:20,794 [Yelling] 1929 01:33:30,771 --> 01:33:33,773 [Boisterous rock music] 1930 01:33:33,775 --> 01:33:37,644 ♪ 1931 01:33:37,646 --> 01:33:39,245 - [Speaking Italian] 1932 01:33:39,247 --> 01:33:42,248 [Yelling] 1933 01:33:51,626 --> 01:33:53,293 - [Speaking Italian] 1934 01:33:56,931 --> 01:33:59,933 [Cheering] 1935 01:34:01,135 --> 01:34:04,137 [Dogs barking] 1936 01:34:11,178 --> 01:34:13,747 - [Speaking Italian] 1937 01:34:13,749 --> 01:34:16,750 [Barking and yelling] 1938 01:34:17,918 --> 01:34:20,787 - Badoo! 1939 01:34:20,789 --> 01:34:22,422 - [Speaking Italian] 1940 01:34:34,101 --> 01:34:36,102 [Dogs barking] 1941 01:34:38,105 --> 01:34:41,341 [All speaking Italian] 1942 01:34:41,343 --> 01:34:44,177 - So are you gonna come to New York with us? 1943 01:34:44,179 --> 01:34:45,945 - I have to see my father. 1944 01:34:48,115 --> 01:34:50,417 Sorry about the plate. 1945 01:34:50,419 --> 01:34:51,951 - No, I think it's better. 1946 01:34:51,953 --> 01:34:54,721 I think you stopped my speech before-- 1947 01:34:54,723 --> 01:34:56,456 well, you know, I wouldn't want to look like an ass 1948 01:34:56,458 --> 01:34:57,924 in front of your family. 1949 01:34:57,926 --> 01:35:00,860 - No, don't worry. 1950 01:35:00,862 --> 01:35:02,696 You saved my life. 1951 01:35:02,698 --> 01:35:05,465 - How romantic. 1952 01:35:05,467 --> 01:35:07,333 - Vicky. 1953 01:35:07,335 --> 01:35:09,969 Sorry about kidnapping you in the middle of the night. 1954 01:35:09,971 --> 01:35:12,906 I didn't-- - you're an idiot. 1955 01:35:12,908 --> 01:35:14,908 - Hey, where are you going? 1956 01:35:14,910 --> 01:35:16,309 Eh? 1957 01:35:16,311 --> 01:35:17,877 I love you. 1958 01:35:17,879 --> 01:35:19,779 Breakfast, lunch together? 1959 01:35:19,781 --> 01:35:21,014 I'm rich. 1960 01:35:21,016 --> 01:35:24,017 I can-- - vaffanculo. 1961 01:35:24,019 --> 01:35:26,019 Give me this. [Grunts] 1962 01:35:29,957 --> 01:35:33,026 And remember, if you need a lawyer, don't call me. 1963 01:35:33,028 --> 01:35:34,360 - [Chuckles] "Don't call me." 1964 01:35:45,172 --> 01:35:48,174 [Both speaking Italian] 1965 01:35:55,382 --> 01:35:56,382 - Ciao. 1966 01:36:03,758 --> 01:36:07,794 Charlie. 1967 01:36:07,796 --> 01:36:08,995 - It's my passport. 1968 01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:09,996 - Yes. 1969 01:36:09,998 --> 01:36:11,397 - Did you look at the photo? 1970 01:36:13,501 --> 01:36:15,201 - Oh. 1971 01:36:15,203 --> 01:36:18,471 You're so pretty with long hair. 1972 01:36:18,473 --> 01:36:19,472 - [Speaking Italian] 1973 01:36:28,783 --> 01:36:29,783 - Ciao. 1974 01:36:40,494 --> 01:36:43,496 - Badoo. 1975 01:36:43,498 --> 01:36:46,499 [Speaking Italian] 1976 01:36:56,544 --> 01:36:58,411 - [Speaking Italian] 1977 01:36:58,413 --> 01:37:01,414 [All speaking Italian] 1978 01:37:07,254 --> 01:37:09,088 - Hey, guys. 1979 01:37:09,090 --> 01:37:10,456 What the fuck are you thinking? 1980 01:37:10,458 --> 01:37:12,959 Look, that is dirty, dirty mafia money. 1981 01:37:12,961 --> 01:37:14,561 We can't flash it around everywhere. 1982 01:37:14,563 --> 01:37:17,597 Look, okay, new rules. 1983 01:37:17,599 --> 01:37:19,032 No illegal purchases, 1984 01:37:19,034 --> 01:37:20,466 no flashiness, 1985 01:37:20,468 --> 01:37:24,204 and this way, the next time we see each other, 1986 01:37:24,206 --> 01:37:25,471 it's not in jail, okay? 1987 01:37:25,473 --> 01:37:26,472 - Okay. - Promise? 1988 01:37:26,474 --> 01:37:28,007 - Okay. 1989 01:37:28,009 --> 01:37:29,142 - [Speaking Italian] 1990 01:37:29,144 --> 01:37:30,243 - See you guys. 1991 01:37:30,245 --> 01:37:31,978 - Ciao. 1992 01:37:31,980 --> 01:37:33,980 [Yelling in Italian] 1993 01:37:36,083 --> 01:37:39,085 [Dogs barking] 1994 01:37:42,423 --> 01:37:44,190 - ♪ Nothing lasts 1995 01:37:44,192 --> 01:37:50,630 ♪ as you have said 1996 01:37:50,632 --> 01:37:52,866 ♪ play with fire 1997 01:37:52,868 --> 01:37:54,968 ♪ this week 1998 01:37:54,970 --> 01:37:56,269 ♪ and I'm afraid 1999 01:37:56,271 --> 01:37:59,272 ♪ of it now 2000 01:37:59,274 --> 01:38:06,479 ♪ I was told that giving up 2001 01:38:06,481 --> 01:38:09,482 ♪ was not a good thing 2002 01:38:09,484 --> 01:38:13,019 ♪ for us 2003 01:38:13,021 --> 01:38:14,220 ♪ but us is not me 2004 01:38:14,222 --> 01:38:17,223 - [shouting in Italian] 2005 01:38:21,528 --> 01:38:23,663 - ♪ Sick of listening 2006 01:38:23,665 --> 01:38:25,899 ♪ please don't teach me 2007 01:38:25,901 --> 01:38:30,069 ♪ something that I have known 2008 01:38:30,071 --> 01:38:34,040 ♪ I know your words are full of romance ♪ 2009 01:38:34,042 --> 01:38:38,278 ♪ but it won't change my ways 2010 01:38:38,280 --> 01:38:40,480 ♪ 'cause I'm sure this time 2011 01:38:40,482 --> 01:38:45,251 ♪ the turtle will not win the race ♪ 2012 01:38:45,253 --> 01:38:53,259 ♪ 2013 01:39:02,970 --> 01:39:04,504 ♪ I've come to this point 2014 01:39:04,506 --> 01:39:10,944 ♪ day by day 2015 01:39:10,946 --> 01:39:12,378 ♪ I needed proof 2016 01:39:12,380 --> 01:39:14,681 ♪ and guess what? 2017 01:39:14,683 --> 01:39:16,683 ♪ It came in late 2018 01:39:16,685 --> 01:39:18,985 ♪ yeah 2019 01:39:18,987 --> 01:39:21,688 ♪ lost more than I would have gained ♪ 2020 01:39:21,690 --> 01:39:24,691 [Cell phone ringing] 2021 01:39:33,133 --> 01:39:34,200 Bonk! 2022 01:39:35,235 --> 01:39:38,237 [Peppy rock music] 2023 01:39:38,239 --> 01:39:44,577 ♪ 2024 01:39:44,579 --> 01:39:47,580 - [Singing in Italian] 2025 01:39:47,582 --> 01:39:55,588 ♪ 2026 01:40:46,774 --> 01:40:54,781 ♪ 2027 01:41:47,301 --> 01:42:31,308 www.DHIYAFARIS.com129257