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- Tommy Tommy,
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has no mommy.
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Tommy Tommy,
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has no mommy.
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Tommy Tommy,
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has no mommy!
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(radio changing stations)
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- We've had vicious murders in the area,
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with strange anomalies,
young women going missing,
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turning up in an unbalanced mental state,
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when they are found.
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Reports and sightings of a red-eye entity
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that seems to fit the profile.
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- [Preacher On Radio]
Remember your creator.
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In the days of your youth,
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before the days of trouble come,
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the years approach and you will say,
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I find no pleasure in them.
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Ecclesiastes 12:1.
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Be aware and vigilant.
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We are but sheep,
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and evil has arrived.
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(film projector rattling)
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- [Announcer] Next week on the PolterGuys.
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(yelling)
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- She don't care about me man.
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(confused yelling)
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- [Man] I love your
girlfriend and she loves me.
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We're very happy together.
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- What are you talking about?
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I love your girlfriend, man.
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- [Man] Shut up, your
mom's trying to sleep.
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- She's not our mom.
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Just because you married her
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doesn't mean we have to call her mom.
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It's still Susan.
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- [Man] Yeah, Greg.
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- Leave us alone.
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- [Man] Looked good though.
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- It did look good.
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Does this look broken?
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- [Man] Oh hell, it looks hella broke.
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- Awesome, Travel
Channel's gonna love this.
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- [Announcer] That's next
week on the PolterGuys,
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that's so gross you love it.
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(uptempo instrumental music)
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♪ Cruisin' these days in
my motor home groovin' ♪
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♪ Gonna find a new rockin' (indistinct) ♪
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- Our old listeners are well versed
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in what we've been talking about.
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We've been breaking this story
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coming out of Ludlow Falls.
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Multiple murders.
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Women going missing.
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Some coming back, they're
in catatonic states.
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Where it starts is with a young man,
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an African-American,
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name, Kenyon Jones.
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Now he said he's
responsible for the murders
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of a couple of his friends,
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and the abduction of a few girls.
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Now, where this thing just
starts to stink rotten,
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is when you actually look at the physical
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side of these murders.
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You look at the size of him.
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There's just no way that kid could do it.
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- Welcome back callers.
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We have been getting
some incredible stories
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about some different brothers out there
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that are checking their privilege.
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What can you do to check your privilege?
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What is your privilege?
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Well, being a white man in this world
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basically just means that you
are better than everyone else
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or have it better than everyone else.
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There's lots of times, I can't
even walk into a Menard's
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without them just offering me
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a low interest rate credit
card, zero percentage.
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An eerie sight on the edge of Ludlow Falls
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is a field where you will see
a post painted bright red,
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a large black bell that is rung
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every time there is a
sighting of this monster,
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entity, or whatever it is
the locals are calling Red.
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A very unsettling sound
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for those within earshot of that bell
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that warns the presence
of this very entity.
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We have a very special guest
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that'll be joining us on Falls Talk AM,
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Doctor Arthur Gauntlet.
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He's a metaphysician, a demonologist,
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who also has a degree
in religious studies.
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(radio changing stations)
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- [Radio Host] 'Cause
I see him as kind of a
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social justice warrior of some kind.
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Just literally strangling
sexism out of this country,
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which is absolutely just I think,
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phenomenal, phenomenal work.
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I think we, I'm not pro guns,
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but if we could find a way
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just to have Red start using guns,
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that'd really expedite
some of the problems
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and stuff that we're having.
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I'd love to take callers on this,
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females only please for the first hour.
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You guys can mansplain
some of those questions
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back to us later in the day.
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So we're gonna take a
quick commercial break.
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We'll be right back.
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- [Arthur] It's fascinating
that when they see Red,
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they ring a bell as a warning sign.
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It says in Exodus that the sound of bells
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will be heard when he enters
the holy place before the Lord,
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and when he comes out
so that he will not die.
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Also in Solomonic
tradition of ritual magic,
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there's actually the bell of the art,
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which is used to both
signal and drive away evil.
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So I just think it's very fascinating
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that these people
started ringing this bell
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when RED would show up,
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because it just seems to
speak to something just
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deep down in their DNA.
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(changing radio stations)
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- Now, flash forward.
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We got a young girl,
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Dina Adams.
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Now I think she might be 105, 115 pounds,
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somewhere in there.
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And one of the most
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brutal horrific murders,
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of a man that she was with
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had his skull caved in.
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And this is blunt force.
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Now, when you look at her, once again,
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brought in, catatonic
state, pretty convenient.
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Like no, it's an open and close case.
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No, had to have been her.
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None of this is adding up.
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- [Arthur] I do think
that it is a demon host.
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I think that whoever RED was originally,
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I think they didn't have a very good life,
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and for whatever reason
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he gave himself over to a demon.
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And when it came time to pay the piper,
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I think that toll was paid.
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And now that demons riding roughshod
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in that poor soul's body.
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- John Baker, kidnapper, murderer.
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The issue with this is,
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does he have the size? Yes.
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They didn't tell you
that the cops held him
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in interrogation for almost 12, 14 hours.
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No lawyer, no adult,
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nobody, nobody there to help him out.
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Why is that significant?
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They brought in a psychologist,
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and they found out he had a IQ under 72.
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So they said that he's responsible
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for killing their beloved police captain,
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Captain Kerr.
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And it seems like this town
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is trying to go ahead and purge
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the blacks, the whores, and the retarded.
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They answer all these things.
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They're saying, well,
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civil society, we got to get rid of them.
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The unwanted, the undesirables,
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we got to get rid of them.
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They had to have done it,
couldn't have been any of us.
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You know, we're as all pure
as the damn driven snow.
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Bullshit!
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We've seen this throughout history.
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It's a witch hunt to the
likes of the crucible.
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- This is it.
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This is the field where Kenyon Jones
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got caught by the police.
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- Yeah, because men who
just committed a crime
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run right towards the police.
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That makes total sense.
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- Who knows?
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You want to go inside?
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- Can we?
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- Back door's probably open.
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- Okay.
- Let's do it.
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I think the English room's
right up here to the right.
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- What happened in the English room?
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- That's where Kenyon killed Trevor.
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(growling)
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- Yeah, no, I don't think
he could have done that.
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He was like 140 pounds.
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- Yeah, Kenyon killed Trevor
and (indistinct) left it alone.
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(door closing)
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- Oh my God.
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That is gross.
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- It's gotta be the toilet Zach died at.
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(growling)
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- At least he died doing what he loved.
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- Right.
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This time he was getting
the swirly though.
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Wow, this is the science room.
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This is where they filmed it.
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- This is where it happened.
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- Are you good, are you okay?
(man gasping)
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- [Man] No.
- We've got to do this.
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- [Man] No.
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- Come on, man I need you
to pull yourself together.
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- [Man] Okay.
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- Think about it this way.
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This is probably the craziest thing
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that's gonna happen tonight.
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(yelling)
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(gasping)
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- Don't don't don't, David David David.
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- The ghost picking them up
and throwing them around.
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- Well, it wasn't necessarily a ghost.
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It's not that hard to stage.
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- How do you think they did it?
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- Well, I mean, if you just
put a producer over there,
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a producer over there, tie
it up with fishing line,
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pull at the same time on a cue word.
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Looks like a big
explosion, call it a ghost.
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- I don't know.
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It looked pretty real to me.
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- Well, the NASA moon
landing looked pretty real.
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That sure as hell wasn't.
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The boiler room.
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- This is where the
PolterGuys filmed Brook.
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- I know, I loved that episode.
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- Me too.
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- Oh shit,
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what the-
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- [Man] Talk.
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- (beep) no.
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Look, look look look.
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(yelling)
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We never caught a ghost on camera before.
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- [David] That's not a fucking ghost.
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- [Man] What are you talking about?
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- [David] Ghosts are see through.
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You could see the wall
if that was a ghost.
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- [Man] Put the reel down.
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- [Man] What are we doing?
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- I wonder what she was on?
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- Must have had some good shit.
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- Must have.
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- Hey, I heard if you
make fun of Tommy Mavis.
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He shows up as RED.
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- RED's not real.
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- Kinda like that old Bloody Mary joke.
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Say Bloody Mary in the
mirror three times, shows up.
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- I actually did that, and
that wasn't real either.
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- Could be.
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- Do it.
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- Okay.
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Tommy Tommy, has no mommy.
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Why don't you go kill yourself
in the woods again, pussy?
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(growling)
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(crashing)
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What the fuck was that?
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Was that you?
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- It wasn't me.
266
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It's just an old building.
267
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(door slamming)
268
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Maybe someone's playing with fishing wire?
269
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(knocking on door)
270
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- I don't think that's fishing wire.
271
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(growling)
272
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(classical string music)
273
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- [Arthur] So you have all these women
274
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that are in a weird fugue state,
275
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after they see this thing.
276
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I absolutely believe it.
277
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See these women, they're not prepared
278
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to look that evil in the face.
279
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Because that is what they're looking at.
280
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They're looking at evil.
281
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And that changes a person.
282
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Maybe it doesn't kill women
283
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because some part of the soul
284
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of that poor unfortunate
victim is still in there,
285
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keeping it from actually murdering women.
286
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That raises the question though,
287
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which is more merciful?
288
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To kill the person,
289
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or to let them suffer
in a fugue, dream state.
290
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(eerie electronic music)
291
00:16:12,694 --> 00:16:15,277
(bell ringing)
292
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,400
(vocal music)
293
00:16:46,034 --> 00:16:48,784
(lyrics muffled)
294
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(dissonant electronic vocal music)
295
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- [Preacher] Therefore, just
as sin came into the world
296
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through one man,
297
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and death through sin.
298
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And so death spread to all
men because all sinned.
299
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For sin indeed was in the
world before law was given.
300
00:19:40,985 --> 00:19:45,276
But sin is not counted
where there is no law.
301
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Yet death reigned from Adam to Moses,
302
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even over those whose sinning was not like
303
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the transgression of Adam,
304
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who was a type of the one who was to come.
305
00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:02,578
But the free gift is
not like the trespass,
306
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or if many died through
one man's trespass,
307
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much more have the grace of God
308
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and the free gift, by the
grace of that one man,
309
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Jesus Christ abounded for many.
310
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Romans 5, verses 12 through 15.
311
00:20:19,124 --> 00:20:21,791
(phone ringing)
312
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- [Man On Phone] Gustavus, I
need you to go to Ludlow Falls.
313
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You will take Isaac with you.
314
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Have Isaac complete the
report on your findings.
315
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(dial tone)
316
00:20:57,337 --> 00:20:58,170
- Isaac,
317
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Ludlow Falls.
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- What's up party people?
319
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It's your boy, Young G-String.
320
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Now, before we get into it,
321
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make sure to smash that like button.
322
00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:12,307
We're gonna hit 25K soon.
323
00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:15,160
So make sure to smash it.
324
00:21:15,161 --> 00:21:16,800
Smash that like button.
325
00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:19,923
Now, let's get into another
Tommy Mavis challenge.
326
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Here, we're doing a Tommy
Mavis Ouija board challenge.
327
00:21:26,811 --> 00:21:28,510
Now we're always looking for sponsors.
328
00:21:28,511 --> 00:21:31,233
We're looking at you Luigi's Ouija Boards.
329
00:21:31,234 --> 00:21:33,860
We just saw that you subscribed.
330
00:21:33,861 --> 00:21:37,650
So give us a Ouija board, Luigi's Ouijas.
331
00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:39,413
All right, let's get into it.
332
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We're doing the Tommy Mavis
Ouija board challenge.
333
00:21:41,938 --> 00:21:42,770
You know what that means?
334
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We're gonna summon Tommy Mavis, AKA RED,
335
00:21:45,501 --> 00:21:49,001
using our G, new Ouija board that we made.
336
00:21:50,064 --> 00:21:51,572
Check on my Patreon,
337
00:21:51,573 --> 00:21:55,156
exclusive content to
see how we built this.
338
00:21:57,218 --> 00:22:01,890
- We got a breaking news
coming out of Ludlow Falls.
339
00:22:01,891 --> 00:22:05,890
The missing people we've been covering,
340
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,380
to our understanding have been located,
341
00:22:08,381 --> 00:22:10,703
and they have been located
342
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:14,454
at the Ludlow Falls
Junior High School there.
343
00:22:16,804 --> 00:22:21,221
From an unofficial report
from our man on the ground,
344
00:22:23,489 --> 00:22:25,517
it's a real nightmare scene.
345
00:22:25,518 --> 00:22:27,780
- So, I'm on my tractor driving.
346
00:22:27,781 --> 00:22:30,390
And you know, I got some time to kill,
347
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:33,217
because the tractor, it's slow as fuck.
348
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,885
And, I just happened to look up,
349
00:22:37,054 --> 00:22:41,790
when I was passing by that
old junior high school, right?
350
00:22:41,791 --> 00:22:43,567
Saw a commotion up there.
351
00:22:43,568 --> 00:22:44,985
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
352
00:22:46,154 --> 00:22:48,203
Didn't know what it
was, so I called it in.
353
00:22:48,204 --> 00:22:50,580
Didn't give my name, 'cause you know,
354
00:22:50,581 --> 00:22:51,803
don't wanna get involved.
355
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,240
Don't wanna get blamed for
shit that ain't my problem.
356
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:56,950
- [Man] Wasn't that where that,
357
00:22:56,951 --> 00:22:59,350
that Cindy Schlossman girl,
358
00:22:59,351 --> 00:23:01,576
she took that feller's life?
359
00:23:01,577 --> 00:23:03,311
- Oh shit, that was Cindy?
360
00:23:03,312 --> 00:23:04,144
- Yeah.
361
00:23:04,145 --> 00:23:05,740
- Oh shit, yeah.
362
00:23:05,741 --> 00:23:07,026
- I didn't know she had boyfriend.
363
00:23:07,027 --> 00:23:08,625
She wouldn't give me even the time of day.
364
00:23:08,626 --> 00:23:10,961
- Oh wow, that's the damnedest thing.
365
00:23:10,962 --> 00:23:15,526
No, no I called it in and
they asked me for my name,
366
00:23:15,527 --> 00:23:18,162
and I told them, I didn't
want to give them a name.
367
00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,362
- So what'd you tell 'em?
368
00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:20,853
- I told them,
369
00:23:20,854 --> 00:23:22,665
they're like, sir,
370
00:23:22,666 --> 00:23:25,174
well, you know you're reporting
this, what's your name?
371
00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:26,913
And I said, Andy.
372
00:23:26,914 --> 00:23:28,413
- Andy, Andy what?
373
00:23:28,414 --> 00:23:29,664
- Andy Semitic.
374
00:23:31,514 --> 00:23:32,848
- Now how this works is,
375
00:23:32,849 --> 00:23:34,763
I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija here.
376
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:36,261
I'm gonna ask a question,
377
00:23:36,262 --> 00:23:38,424
and see if any spirits are with us.
378
00:23:38,425 --> 00:23:41,476
Tommy Mavis may be in our presence.
379
00:23:41,477 --> 00:23:42,862
I'm gonna ask him a question,
380
00:23:42,863 --> 00:23:45,862
and we'll see, where's,
what's he gonna say?
381
00:23:45,863 --> 00:23:48,376
Is he straight gonna say, deuces?
382
00:23:48,377 --> 00:23:51,811
Is he gonna answer my,
your or naw question?
383
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:53,676
Or is he gonna say sweg?
384
00:23:53,677 --> 00:23:56,266
S-W-E-G.
385
00:23:56,267 --> 00:23:58,075
Man, this reminds me of my gaming setup.
386
00:23:58,076 --> 00:23:59,024
Make sure to follow me on Twitch,
387
00:23:59,025 --> 00:24:01,864
where my streaming
schedule is whenever, well,
388
00:24:01,865 --> 00:24:03,951
whenever my mom doesn't interrupt me.
389
00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:05,474
I always want Dino-nuggies.
390
00:24:05,475 --> 00:24:06,974
Just bring in the Dino-nuggies.
391
00:24:06,975 --> 00:24:08,422
Let me eat my Dino-nuggies.
392
00:24:08,423 --> 00:24:09,501
I want to Twitch stream.
393
00:24:09,502 --> 00:24:10,737
All right, back to the video.
394
00:24:10,738 --> 00:24:11,822
So how this is going to work,
395
00:24:11,823 --> 00:24:13,701
I'm gonna put my hands on the Ouija,
396
00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:17,387
and we're gonna call out the
Tommy using the magic words.
397
00:24:17,388 --> 00:24:20,047
The Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, who has no mommy.
398
00:24:20,048 --> 00:24:21,411
Are you with us today?
399
00:24:21,412 --> 00:24:22,647
Tommy Mavis.
400
00:24:22,648 --> 00:24:23,648
Are you bro?
401
00:24:25,525 --> 00:24:27,037
That's not me.
402
00:24:27,038 --> 00:24:28,205
That's not me.
403
00:24:29,162 --> 00:24:30,447
Oh my God.
404
00:24:30,448 --> 00:24:32,897
Tommy Mavis is with us.
405
00:24:32,898 --> 00:24:33,898
Tommy Mavis.
406
00:24:35,733 --> 00:24:38,969
Now that we know that
Tommy Mavis is among us,
407
00:24:38,970 --> 00:24:40,703
work with me, YouTube algorithm,
408
00:24:40,704 --> 00:24:42,782
let's ask him a question.
409
00:24:42,783 --> 00:24:44,882
Was I really being flirtatious
410
00:24:44,883 --> 00:24:47,005
with my girlfriend's younger sister?
411
00:24:47,006 --> 00:24:49,405
Tommy, What do you think?
412
00:24:49,406 --> 00:24:50,239
Well, naw.
413
00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:55,679
See babe, Tommy doesn't think so either.
414
00:24:56,546 --> 00:24:59,329
Shout out to my girlfriend
for being my camera op.
415
00:24:59,330 --> 00:25:00,497
Love you babe.
416
00:25:02,327 --> 00:25:03,442
Now, Tommy Mavis.
417
00:25:03,443 --> 00:25:06,610
Do you want to join the G-String Army?
418
00:25:08,130 --> 00:25:10,177
I knew Tommy was a loser, anyway.
419
00:25:10,178 --> 00:25:14,011
He already got G strung
with a rope on a tree.
420
00:25:15,729 --> 00:25:16,655
Now, thanks for joining us today.
421
00:25:16,656 --> 00:25:19,992
Now remember, subscribe
to G-String Gaming.
422
00:25:19,993 --> 00:25:22,377
We'll pull out some more RED content,
423
00:25:22,378 --> 00:25:25,729
some more Tommy Mavis
content, coming soon.
424
00:25:25,730 --> 00:25:27,563
G peace G-String Army.
425
00:25:29,733 --> 00:25:32,792
G-String. (laughing)
426
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:35,543
(dramatic music)
427
00:25:37,141 --> 00:25:39,282
- Cindy Schlossman is in custody now
428
00:25:39,283 --> 00:25:41,005
at the Ludlow Falls police station,
429
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:44,042
and has been formally charged
in the murder of Caleb Grant.
430
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,069
The Ludlow Falls Police
Department has announced
431
00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:48,105
that they will be holding
a formal press conference
432
00:25:48,106 --> 00:25:51,689
on this case tomorrow
morning at 10:00 a.m.
433
00:25:58,654 --> 00:26:00,482
- Thank you all for being here.
434
00:26:00,483 --> 00:26:02,969
We have Cindy Schlossman in our custody,
435
00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:07,542
and she is a suspect in the
homicide of Caleb Grant.
436
00:26:07,543 --> 00:26:08,605
We will be transferring her
437
00:26:08,606 --> 00:26:10,769
to Saint Dymphna Hospital,
438
00:26:10,770 --> 00:26:13,687
for evaluation with Doctor Bashiri.
439
00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:16,232
- You know, the bigger thing is,
440
00:26:16,233 --> 00:26:20,382
I, even as a straight white man will say
441
00:26:20,383 --> 00:26:23,342
I'd love to see more
and more of us be gay.
442
00:26:23,343 --> 00:26:26,805
I've actually have always
hoped that I could be gay.
443
00:26:26,806 --> 00:26:28,482
I tried really hard
whenever I brush my teeth,
444
00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:30,232
I brush my tongue really hard,
445
00:26:30,233 --> 00:26:33,240
and it's still just
doesn't quite do it for me.
446
00:26:33,241 --> 00:26:36,657
And some of you men that are
really, really worried about,
447
00:26:36,658 --> 00:26:39,955
you know, this RED person
coming and killing you,
448
00:26:39,956 --> 00:26:42,828
I would say to simply try the gay agenda,
449
00:26:42,829 --> 00:26:44,855
try putting your buddy in your mouth
450
00:26:44,856 --> 00:26:46,719
and just seeing if you know,
451
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,829
maybe this doesn't help you.
452
00:26:47,830 --> 00:26:49,279
He might be walking down the street,
453
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,179
coming to strangle you.
454
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:51,919
Suddenly, his little gaydar goes off,
455
00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,255
and he's like hm, this
was one of the good guys.
456
00:26:54,256 --> 00:26:56,229
- Caleb Grant, the Ludlow Falls man
457
00:26:56,230 --> 00:26:59,669
that was found dead at the
old Ludlow Falls Junior High,
458
00:26:59,670 --> 00:27:00,892
was laid to rest today,
459
00:27:00,893 --> 00:27:04,769
after a widely attended
service at Saint Simeon Church.
460
00:27:04,770 --> 00:27:06,592
- Cindy Schlossman is the young woman
461
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:07,992
that was formally charged
462
00:27:07,993 --> 00:27:09,490
with the homicide of Grant,
463
00:27:09,491 --> 00:27:12,132
and is currently under
psychiatric evaluation
464
00:27:12,133 --> 00:27:17,133
under Dr. J Bashiri at Saint
Dymphna Mental Institution.
465
00:27:17,493 --> 00:27:20,493
(rhythmic drumming)
466
00:27:22,691 --> 00:27:25,691
(muffled speaking)
467
00:27:33,693 --> 00:27:37,610
- No, I'm not concerned
about Cindy Schlossman.
468
00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:40,255
I mean, she's here in my facility.
469
00:27:40,256 --> 00:27:44,055
You are aware of my credentials, yes?
470
00:27:44,056 --> 00:27:47,815
You know, I have more degrees
than anyone in this field.
471
00:27:47,816 --> 00:27:49,865
I'm a Doctor of Psychiatry,
472
00:27:49,866 --> 00:27:50,715
et cetera, et cetera.
473
00:27:50,716 --> 00:27:52,742
And I don't really have the
time to list all of them,
474
00:27:52,743 --> 00:27:56,229
but she will get the best care
that she can in this country,
475
00:27:56,230 --> 00:27:59,813
because it is with me
that she is here, so,
476
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,619
she will get the help, she'll be okay.
477
00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:04,379
I'm not concerned whether
she is guilty or not guilty.
478
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:05,705
She will leave here
479
00:28:05,706 --> 00:28:09,373
better than she was
prior, as they all have.
480
00:28:12,695 --> 00:28:14,019
(drumming)
481
00:28:14,020 --> 00:28:16,303
- How is your therapy going?
482
00:28:16,304 --> 00:28:19,203
You know, how's your therapist doing?
483
00:28:19,204 --> 00:28:20,825
You should be in therapy.
484
00:28:20,826 --> 00:28:24,027
Every therapist needs a therapist.
485
00:28:24,028 --> 00:28:26,640
Doctor Cusimano needs a therapist.
486
00:28:26,641 --> 00:28:29,003
She left this place and
it wasn't because of me,
487
00:28:29,004 --> 00:28:31,440
it's because of everybody in here.
488
00:28:31,441 --> 00:28:33,762
She couldn't handle this place.
489
00:28:33,763 --> 00:28:35,430
It's a goddamn mess.
490
00:28:37,071 --> 00:28:39,272
And you're just swimming in it.
491
00:28:39,273 --> 00:28:41,299
You're not gonna last a month.
492
00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:43,770
You're not cut out for this.
493
00:28:43,771 --> 00:28:45,949
I shouldn't even be in here.
494
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,875
I relapsed once,
495
00:28:47,876 --> 00:28:49,475
and they throw me back in.
496
00:28:49,476 --> 00:28:50,675
But that's fair.
497
00:28:50,676 --> 00:28:52,759
You know, I've run
through my backyard naked,
498
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,747
a couple of times, no big deal.
499
00:28:55,748 --> 00:28:58,662
They send me back here,
throw me in the loony bin.
500
00:28:58,663 --> 00:29:01,362
Doctor Cusimano was great.
501
00:29:01,363 --> 00:29:04,449
She's very nice, but she left.
502
00:29:04,450 --> 00:29:07,449
And she left because this
place is a hell hole.
503
00:29:07,450 --> 00:29:10,825
Not because of the people
here, because it's a hell hole.
504
00:29:10,826 --> 00:29:14,089
You're now the captain of the
hell hole, get used to it.
505
00:29:14,090 --> 00:29:17,423
You're not gonna be able to ride it out.
506
00:29:22,213 --> 00:29:24,963
(bones cracking)
507
00:29:26,013 --> 00:29:28,846
- Why is there a rampant spread of
508
00:29:29,949 --> 00:29:33,047
mentally troubled women
having issues in this area?
509
00:29:33,048 --> 00:29:34,739
(solemn choral music)
510
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,512
Well they have to deal with
lesser educated men then I
511
00:29:37,513 --> 00:29:38,625
on a very regular basis,
512
00:29:38,626 --> 00:29:42,312
but mental illness is
not at you or I's behest,
513
00:29:42,313 --> 00:29:44,146
it exists omnipresent.
514
00:29:45,098 --> 00:29:47,049
There's nothing we can do about
it, except acknowledge it,
515
00:29:47,050 --> 00:29:50,212
and try to properly diagnose
it, and take care of it.
516
00:29:50,213 --> 00:29:52,997
And there is nobody
that is more qualified,
517
00:29:52,998 --> 00:29:57,998
with more degrees and ability
to help these women than I am.
518
00:29:58,413 --> 00:29:59,789
So I am here to help,
519
00:29:59,790 --> 00:30:03,123
because none of you are capable or will.
520
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000
- How has it been going?
521
00:30:07,198 --> 00:30:09,865
Are you fucking serious, Doctor?
522
00:30:11,213 --> 00:30:14,297
You put me in this fucking shit hole,
523
00:30:14,298 --> 00:30:19,262
when you know nothing about
my trauma that got me here?
524
00:30:19,263 --> 00:30:22,147
You stuffed me in padded rooms.
525
00:30:22,148 --> 00:30:26,334
You come here, all high and
mighty with your bow tie,
526
00:30:26,335 --> 00:30:28,662
like you're something.
527
00:30:28,663 --> 00:30:30,062
After they fucking took those
528
00:30:30,063 --> 00:30:32,285
nice fucking doctors away from us?
529
00:30:32,286 --> 00:30:35,775
And you want to ask me
how my treatment's going?
530
00:30:35,776 --> 00:30:38,796
What are you gonna do for me?
531
00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,047
I want to know.
532
00:30:40,963 --> 00:30:44,130
You can't fix the fucked up that I am.
533
00:30:45,486 --> 00:30:47,425
And I can promise that.
534
00:30:47,426 --> 00:30:49,093
You're some lowlife,
535
00:30:50,286 --> 00:30:53,997
who got his degree, probably online,
536
00:30:53,998 --> 00:30:57,559
and you have the nerve to come in here,
537
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,197
acting like some high
and mighty intellectual,
538
00:31:01,198 --> 00:31:04,697
but really you're some lowlife fuck
539
00:31:04,698 --> 00:31:07,115
whose mommy doesn't love him.
540
00:31:09,899 --> 00:31:12,789
- Yes, I am aware that a number of women
541
00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:15,599
that have received treatment
at my exceptional facility,
542
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:18,309
have gone on to then seek employment
543
00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,643
at the Gentleman's Cabaret Club in town.
544
00:31:23,263 --> 00:31:25,875
At Club Med it's called Crazy Girls.
545
00:31:25,876 --> 00:31:28,389
And I am to understand
that that is something
546
00:31:28,390 --> 00:31:30,997
that you won't consider to be humorous,
547
00:31:30,998 --> 00:31:33,525
so not only are they mentally ill,
548
00:31:33,526 --> 00:31:35,599
that had to seek treatment for them,
549
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,647
but a line of work available
to them was sex work,
550
00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:41,089
and then you shamed them for that.
551
00:31:41,090 --> 00:31:43,210
It is no wonder that we
have such an abundance
552
00:31:43,211 --> 00:31:46,862
of mental health issues with
young women in this town.
553
00:31:46,863 --> 00:31:50,780
And, thank whoever that
I am here to help them,
554
00:31:51,740 --> 00:31:54,349
exceptionally educated
and capable of doing this.
555
00:31:54,350 --> 00:31:55,689
And none of you are.
556
00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:57,834
And they're all gonna be
pushed in my direction,
557
00:31:57,835 --> 00:32:00,142
so I guess it is what it is,
558
00:32:00,143 --> 00:32:01,841
and I will give them the help they need,
559
00:32:01,842 --> 00:32:02,674
and hope that you don't inflict
560
00:32:02,675 --> 00:32:05,294
any further trauma upon them.
561
00:32:05,295 --> 00:32:09,017
- I don't really know how I got here.
562
00:32:09,018 --> 00:32:10,144
I just woke up here one day.
563
00:32:10,145 --> 00:32:13,943
I was, I guess inebriated
and walking around
564
00:32:13,944 --> 00:32:17,334
a hotel lobby with my butt out,
565
00:32:17,335 --> 00:32:18,418
which I mean,
566
00:32:19,735 --> 00:32:22,184
if I get inebriated that tends to happen.
567
00:32:22,185 --> 00:32:24,468
There was a bunch of old guys watching me.
568
00:32:24,469 --> 00:32:25,886
And I don't know,
569
00:32:26,845 --> 00:32:28,428
I mean, look at me.
570
00:32:29,695 --> 00:32:32,621
If you had an ass like this,
571
00:32:32,622 --> 00:32:36,455
like I just want it poked
sometimes, you know.
572
00:32:37,785 --> 00:32:41,807
Like that bow tie is
really doing something
573
00:32:41,808 --> 00:32:43,225
for me right now.
574
00:32:48,056 --> 00:32:50,389
(screaming)
575
00:32:51,282 --> 00:32:53,782
(tense music)
576
00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:37,532
- [Man] Do any of the high
schools in the area, teach Latin?
577
00:33:38,526 --> 00:33:39,877
- [Man] No.
578
00:33:39,878 --> 00:33:41,773
- [Man] Does a local
university or community college
579
00:33:41,774 --> 00:33:44,658
offer a program in Latin?
580
00:33:44,659 --> 00:33:47,415
- [Man] Their language
programs are pretty limited.
581
00:33:47,416 --> 00:33:51,987
- Is there a church that still
teaches the traditional mass?
582
00:33:51,988 --> 00:33:52,905
- In Latin?
583
00:33:55,277 --> 00:33:56,760
I think there's one about
a hundred miles away,
584
00:33:56,761 --> 00:33:57,696
a Catholic church.
585
00:33:57,697 --> 00:33:59,398
I think they still do a couple of masses.
586
00:33:59,399 --> 00:34:01,114
- Do you speak Latin?
587
00:34:01,115 --> 00:34:03,115
- I learned in seminary.
588
00:34:03,973 --> 00:34:05,678
- Do you teach any kind of Latin
589
00:34:05,679 --> 00:34:08,306
or have any sermons in Latin?
590
00:34:08,307 --> 00:34:09,998
- That's pretty much a dead language.
591
00:34:09,999 --> 00:34:12,522
- It is a dead language.
592
00:34:12,523 --> 00:34:14,429
But, Tiffany Perdidas,
593
00:34:14,430 --> 00:34:16,848
young woman that was
missing for a few days,
594
00:34:16,849 --> 00:34:18,526
apprehended on gravel road found,
595
00:34:18,527 --> 00:34:20,358
brought into Saint Dymphna Hospital
596
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:22,276
and was speaking Latin.
597
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,650
Did not know it before.
598
00:34:25,651 --> 00:34:27,120
We have a Brooke Estes,
599
00:34:27,121 --> 00:34:31,162
young woman went missing
after her sister's wedding.
600
00:34:31,163 --> 00:34:32,736
She was found by the PolterGuys,
601
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:35,350
and that famous episode
I'm sure you've seen,
602
00:34:35,351 --> 00:34:38,116
at the old junior high
building in the boiler room,
603
00:34:38,117 --> 00:34:41,368
when they brought her into
care, she was speaking Latin.
604
00:34:41,369 --> 00:34:42,239
There was strange things drawn
605
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:44,319
on the chalkboards when she was there.
606
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,254
She was in a gray state,
607
00:34:46,255 --> 00:34:48,296
and the only thing she could communicate
608
00:34:48,297 --> 00:34:49,831
was words in Latin.
609
00:34:49,832 --> 00:34:53,822
Was noted by a nurse there
that knew some Latin.
610
00:34:53,823 --> 00:34:56,744
We have our Arnela, Arnela Moore.
611
00:34:56,745 --> 00:34:58,294
Young woman went missing,
612
00:34:58,295 --> 00:35:01,830
was found in the basement
of a downtown building,
613
00:35:01,831 --> 00:35:04,859
running around the basement crazed,
614
00:35:04,860 --> 00:35:07,860
in an altered state, speaking Latin.
615
00:35:09,787 --> 00:35:12,037
We had Abby, social worker,
616
00:35:13,087 --> 00:35:14,958
when she was in the care
of Saint Dymphna Hospital
617
00:35:14,959 --> 00:35:16,299
under Doctor Cusimano.
618
00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:17,482
She was in a padded room.
619
00:35:17,483 --> 00:35:20,394
Many reports of her
speaking a foreign language,
620
00:35:20,395 --> 00:35:21,926
Cusimano, before she resigned,
621
00:35:21,927 --> 00:35:25,964
Doctor Cusimano wrote in
her notes, "speaking Latin,
622
00:35:25,965 --> 00:35:27,907
repeating a phrase in Latin."
623
00:35:27,908 --> 00:35:30,704
We also have McKayla, nursing student.
624
00:35:30,705 --> 00:35:35,076
When she was found, she was
at the downtown hotel lobby.
625
00:35:35,077 --> 00:35:37,028
She was half naked,
626
00:35:37,029 --> 00:35:38,533
in the floor in a fetal position
627
00:35:38,534 --> 00:35:39,836
when she was found.
628
00:35:39,837 --> 00:35:41,809
When they brought her into
care at Saint Dymphna,
629
00:35:41,810 --> 00:35:43,905
she was speaking Latin.
630
00:35:43,906 --> 00:35:46,062
We also had Tina Adams,
631
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:48,830
recent suspect of the murder,
632
00:35:48,831 --> 00:35:51,546
the girl who smashed
her boyfriend's face in,
633
00:35:51,547 --> 00:35:54,524
which if you can explain to
me how a girl of 105 pounds
634
00:35:54,525 --> 00:35:57,294
has a physical strength
to smash a man's skull,
635
00:35:57,295 --> 00:35:59,163
I could explain the Holy Trinity better,
636
00:35:59,164 --> 00:36:01,699
'cause the physics does not work.
637
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,483
But she was brought into custody,
638
00:36:03,484 --> 00:36:04,481
was missing for a few days,
639
00:36:04,482 --> 00:36:08,281
brought into custody by Detective
Smith, Captain Cory Kerr.
640
00:36:08,282 --> 00:36:09,477
And when they brought her into custody,
641
00:36:09,478 --> 00:36:12,555
they put in the notes,
speaking a foreign language,
642
00:36:12,556 --> 00:36:15,473
later determined that it was Latin.
643
00:36:20,266 --> 00:36:24,411
(speaking in foreign language)
644
00:36:24,412 --> 00:36:27,412
- The demon is here, evil will come?
645
00:36:29,928 --> 00:36:32,678
- Latin, is the language of evil.
646
00:36:33,863 --> 00:36:36,363
(tense music)
647
00:36:38,438 --> 00:36:41,408
- [Tommy] You came back for me.
648
00:36:41,409 --> 00:36:44,833
- I'll always come back for you, Tommy.
649
00:36:44,834 --> 00:36:46,855
- [Tommy] Are you my guardian angel?
650
00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,581
(chuckling)
651
00:36:48,582 --> 00:36:50,415
- Something like that.
652
00:36:51,303 --> 00:36:53,967
I used to be an angel,
653
00:36:53,968 --> 00:36:56,385
and then I was cast far away,
654
00:36:59,505 --> 00:37:01,351
and that hurts,
655
00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:02,852
doesn't it, Tommy?
656
00:37:04,511 --> 00:37:08,261
It hurts to not be part
of something anymore.
657
00:37:10,688 --> 00:37:12,688
The people in this town,
658
00:37:14,692 --> 00:37:16,549
they're very cruel.
659
00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:19,133
They don't want to include you.
660
00:37:20,956 --> 00:37:25,539
It is a sin to be cruel to
little boys like you, Tommy.
661
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,631
There's only one thing that
teaches people like that
662
00:37:35,632 --> 00:37:37,415
to not be cruel anymore.
663
00:37:37,416 --> 00:37:39,666
Well, one thing that works.
664
00:37:42,184 --> 00:37:44,851
They need to be punished, Tommy.
665
00:37:47,696 --> 00:37:51,446
They need to feel the
pain that they inflict.
666
00:37:54,561 --> 00:37:57,644
Don't you want to punish the sinners?
667
00:38:01,350 --> 00:38:04,317
One day, when you're older,
668
00:38:04,318 --> 00:38:07,735
I'm gonna show you how to be so powerful,
669
00:38:10,618 --> 00:38:14,245
that you're gonna be able to
punish everyone in this town,
670
00:38:14,246 --> 00:38:15,996
that was mean to you.
671
00:38:17,352 --> 00:38:20,403
You are gonna be so strong,
672
00:38:20,404 --> 00:38:22,324
that you are going to be able to show
673
00:38:22,325 --> 00:38:24,908
all of those people to be nice.
674
00:38:28,623 --> 00:38:32,873
You can teach the whole
town how to be nice, Tommy.
675
00:38:38,688 --> 00:38:40,855
Isn't that what you want?
676
00:38:44,344 --> 00:38:45,397
- I would like to talk
to you about a young man
677
00:38:45,398 --> 00:38:50,398
in this community that
committed suicide, Tommy Mavis.
678
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,509
Looked through the files with your state,
679
00:38:52,510 --> 00:38:54,507
and found many examples
of neglect and abuse
680
00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:56,093
within the foster care and custody
681
00:38:56,094 --> 00:38:58,669
that he was forced to endure.
682
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:01,512
I've also looked through
the school records.
683
00:39:01,513 --> 00:39:03,398
He shows above average aptitude,
684
00:39:03,399 --> 00:39:05,662
basic skills testing,
685
00:39:05,663 --> 00:39:07,996
actually a bright young man.
686
00:39:09,355 --> 00:39:10,938
But I see subpar grading,
687
00:39:10,939 --> 00:39:13,420
which leads me to believe
there was neglect and abuse
688
00:39:13,421 --> 00:39:14,921
at school as well,
689
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:19,208
and I need to complete a full report.
690
00:39:20,857 --> 00:39:23,774
But we know what is happening here.
691
00:39:24,627 --> 00:39:25,952
I just want to say the manner
692
00:39:25,953 --> 00:39:29,286
in which you treated this boy is sinful.
693
00:39:34,146 --> 00:39:36,896
- Again, that's the wrong answer.
694
00:39:38,199 --> 00:39:40,294
I don't have all day.
695
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:41,422
It's seven.
696
00:39:41,423 --> 00:39:43,712
One two three four five six seven.
697
00:39:43,713 --> 00:39:44,880
Not that hard.
698
00:39:51,251 --> 00:39:55,410
- You're filthy, you can't play with us.
699
00:39:55,411 --> 00:39:58,244
- Why is everyone so cruel, Tommy?
700
00:40:00,717 --> 00:40:03,264
No one should be allowed to be cruel
701
00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,765
to a good little boy like you.
702
00:40:07,137 --> 00:40:09,660
- Look at you, you're so dirty.
703
00:40:09,661 --> 00:40:10,998
You're gross.
704
00:40:10,999 --> 00:40:14,406
- I could never be cruel to you.
705
00:40:14,407 --> 00:40:15,324
I love you.
706
00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:20,048
And I will always be here for you.
707
00:40:21,723 --> 00:40:23,856
- Your parents can't
afford you any new clothes?
708
00:40:23,857 --> 00:40:25,454
- Look at your boots.
709
00:40:25,455 --> 00:40:28,016
They're old, they have holes in them.
710
00:40:28,017 --> 00:40:30,110
- [Girl] Your pants are
too short for your legs.
711
00:40:30,111 --> 00:40:33,778
- And then, one day,
when you're old enough,
712
00:40:34,985 --> 00:40:37,450
I can show you a way to be so strong
713
00:40:37,451 --> 00:40:41,002
that you can punish all these people.
714
00:40:41,003 --> 00:40:43,614
- Yeah, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
715
00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:46,087
Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
716
00:40:46,088 --> 00:40:48,338
Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
717
00:40:53,056 --> 00:40:55,389
- To punish all the sinners.
718
00:40:58,594 --> 00:41:01,594
Don't you think God would want that?
719
00:41:03,315 --> 00:41:05,979
To punish all the sinners.
720
00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:08,480
(tense music)
721
00:41:22,807 --> 00:41:23,745
- [News Reporter] The trial of farm hand
722
00:41:23,746 --> 00:41:26,152
and local simpleton,
John Baker, began today.
723
00:41:26,153 --> 00:41:28,484
He is charged in the homicide
of police Captain Kerr.
724
00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:30,328
Baker's defense called
for a change of venue,
725
00:41:30,329 --> 00:41:31,991
which was promptly declined.
726
00:41:31,992 --> 00:41:34,007
Mister Tate, the public
defender for Baker,
727
00:41:34,008 --> 00:41:35,370
was quoted as saying,
728
00:41:35,371 --> 00:41:37,075
"they didn't care about justice,
729
00:41:37,076 --> 00:41:39,493
but only wanted a scapegoat."
730
00:41:41,118 --> 00:41:42,459
- What's up party people?
731
00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:44,227
It's your boy, G-String.
732
00:41:44,228 --> 00:41:45,995
G-String Army, shout out.
733
00:41:45,996 --> 00:41:47,669
Look, I got some good news for you
734
00:41:47,670 --> 00:41:48,994
and I got some bad news for you.
735
00:41:48,995 --> 00:41:50,321
Good news, we're coming back.
736
00:41:50,322 --> 00:41:53,469
You asked for it, some
more Tommy Mavis content.
737
00:41:53,470 --> 00:41:56,131
Tommy Mavis, RED, coming back at ya.
738
00:41:56,132 --> 00:41:57,299
Some bad news.
739
00:41:58,706 --> 00:42:01,134
I lost a lot of money in a
crypto pump and dump scheme,
740
00:42:01,135 --> 00:42:02,593
but we're coming back.
741
00:42:02,594 --> 00:42:05,192
Working here at my mom's, in my bathroom,
742
00:42:05,193 --> 00:42:08,077
and we're gonna do the Tommy
Mavis mirror challenge.
743
00:42:08,078 --> 00:42:09,159
You've heard of Bloody Mary?
744
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,989
We're gonna do the Tommy Mavis version.
745
00:42:10,990 --> 00:42:11,822
Let's go.
746
00:42:11,823 --> 00:42:13,045
My girlfriend's got to go pick up
747
00:42:13,046 --> 00:42:14,811
her little sis at the after prom.
748
00:42:14,812 --> 00:42:16,827
Hey, can you tell her that she
looked great in that dress?
749
00:42:16,828 --> 00:42:20,343
I think, I think soccer
practices really work well.
750
00:42:20,344 --> 00:42:22,577
- Maybe that John Baker feller did.
751
00:42:22,578 --> 00:42:24,985
- Well, you know, he's
kind of a big feller there.
752
00:42:24,986 --> 00:42:27,117
He's over seven feet tall,
753
00:42:27,118 --> 00:42:29,613
but you know I had him
754
00:42:29,614 --> 00:42:31,676
helping out down there on my farm,
755
00:42:31,677 --> 00:42:34,473
and just a gentle giant,
756
00:42:34,474 --> 00:42:36,773
not a bad bone in his body.
757
00:42:36,774 --> 00:42:39,129
No, maybe he had one bad bone in his foot,
758
00:42:39,130 --> 00:42:40,713
but a gentle giant.
759
00:42:42,146 --> 00:42:43,313
- All right, so you guys are aware
760
00:42:43,314 --> 00:42:45,511
of the Bloody Mary challenge.
761
00:42:45,512 --> 00:42:47,797
This time we're gonna summon Tommy Mavis,
762
00:42:47,798 --> 00:42:49,071
saying those magic words.
763
00:42:49,072 --> 00:42:50,281
Now, before I do this,
764
00:42:50,282 --> 00:42:52,063
make sure to smash that subscribe button,
765
00:42:52,064 --> 00:42:54,037
hit the notification bell,
766
00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:55,128
and hit the like button.
767
00:42:55,129 --> 00:42:56,272
We need 25K.
768
00:42:56,273 --> 00:42:57,589
But, we're gonna say the magic words.
769
00:42:57,590 --> 00:42:59,135
Ready? It's about that time.
770
00:42:59,136 --> 00:43:00,359
3:00 a.m. is when you're supposed to do
771
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,325
the Tommy Mavis challenge.
772
00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:07,067
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy has
no mommy, mommy, mommy.
773
00:43:07,068 --> 00:43:10,305
He's supposed to appear somewhere.
774
00:43:10,306 --> 00:43:12,059
The lights are flickering.
775
00:43:12,060 --> 00:43:14,205
I think it's working.
776
00:43:14,206 --> 00:43:15,568
Make sure to like, no no.
777
00:43:15,569 --> 00:43:17,152
Where, where is he?
778
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:19,353
All right, the lights are back on.
779
00:43:19,354 --> 00:43:22,085
Where's, where's Tommy?
780
00:43:22,086 --> 00:43:25,101
(yelling)
781
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:27,711
I can't believe we just got Tommy.
782
00:43:27,712 --> 00:43:28,585
We just got RED.
783
00:43:28,586 --> 00:43:31,729
Oh my God, that's him, that's him.
784
00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:34,160
- Yeah, you know, I mean
the bad something, you know,
785
00:43:34,161 --> 00:43:36,838
foot problem that could,
that could lead to, you know,
786
00:43:36,839 --> 00:43:38,527
anger issues or something maybe.
787
00:43:38,528 --> 00:43:41,274
I mean, maybe, maybe he's
like Lenny he wanted to,
788
00:43:41,275 --> 00:43:42,702
to wanted to, you know,
789
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:44,602
just pet the rabbits too much.
790
00:43:44,603 --> 00:43:47,046
And he just got, just got wild and maybe,
791
00:43:47,047 --> 00:43:48,072
but I don't know.
792
00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:50,488
It doesn't feel right, you know?
793
00:43:50,489 --> 00:43:52,152
Doesn't feel like a-
794
00:43:52,153 --> 00:43:52,985
- No, no good.
795
00:43:52,986 --> 00:43:55,002
- No, no that don't work at all.
796
00:43:55,003 --> 00:43:56,337
That don't crack.
797
00:43:56,338 --> 00:43:57,782
Dog won't hunt.
798
00:43:57,783 --> 00:43:58,615
- [G-String] Wait a second.
799
00:43:58,616 --> 00:44:01,849
- You just got roll (indistinct).
800
00:44:01,850 --> 00:44:02,884
- [G-String] Oh no,
801
00:44:02,885 --> 00:44:04,611
it's just my roommate,
Little Granny Panty.
802
00:44:04,612 --> 00:44:06,121
- It's your boy, Little Granny Panty.
803
00:44:06,122 --> 00:44:07,161
Go subscribe to my channel.
804
00:44:07,162 --> 00:44:08,527
I do pranks.
805
00:44:08,528 --> 00:44:10,670
- [G-String] Oh, you
just got me bro, so bad.
806
00:44:10,671 --> 00:44:11,503
- So good.
807
00:44:11,504 --> 00:44:13,467
Dope, bro seriously,
subscribe to my channel.
808
00:44:13,468 --> 00:44:15,183
Last week, like we
pushed down on old lady.
809
00:44:15,184 --> 00:44:16,691
So sick.
810
00:44:16,692 --> 00:44:19,240
- It was absolutely epic.
811
00:44:19,241 --> 00:44:20,630
Oh, all right, make sure to subscribe.
812
00:44:20,631 --> 00:44:23,816
Hit that like button, hit
that notification bell,
813
00:44:23,817 --> 00:44:26,348
for more Tommy Mavis content.
814
00:44:26,349 --> 00:44:27,181
All right.
815
00:44:27,182 --> 00:44:29,432
Catch you on the flip side.
816
00:44:30,289 --> 00:44:33,706
(light electronic music)
817
00:44:42,624 --> 00:44:45,041
(dark music)
818
00:44:49,127 --> 00:44:50,127
- Oh my God.
819
00:44:51,141 --> 00:44:51,974
Stanley?
820
00:44:56,757 --> 00:44:59,890
(phone ringing)
821
00:44:59,891 --> 00:45:00,724
Fuck!
822
00:45:01,787 --> 00:45:04,454
(phone ringing)
823
00:45:05,298 --> 00:45:08,602
(yelling) fuck!
824
00:45:08,603 --> 00:45:11,905
(phone ringing)
825
00:45:11,906 --> 00:45:14,464
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
826
00:45:14,465 --> 00:45:15,830
Put your phone on silent.
827
00:45:15,831 --> 00:45:17,404
- You didn't say anything.
828
00:45:17,405 --> 00:45:20,905
(yelling over each other)
829
00:45:32,485 --> 00:45:34,186
Stanley from the PolterGuys here.
830
00:45:34,187 --> 00:45:37,229
- And George of the
PolterGuys fame, as well.
831
00:45:37,230 --> 00:45:39,465
(gibberish on phone)
832
00:45:39,466 --> 00:45:43,679
- Yes, yes, they're calling
to see if we can do another.
833
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:45,731
- So I think we could fit
that into our schedules,
834
00:45:45,732 --> 00:45:46,993
money money money.
835
00:45:46,994 --> 00:45:51,994
- We're actually chasing a
ghoulie right now as we speak.
836
00:45:52,353 --> 00:45:54,353
The name of the ghoulie?
837
00:45:55,457 --> 00:45:56,290
Frank.
838
00:45:57,397 --> 00:45:58,811
Glenn.
839
00:45:58,812 --> 00:46:01,127
(gibberish on phone)
840
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:03,751
You want us to go where
for the next episode?
841
00:46:03,752 --> 00:46:04,585
- Brazil?
842
00:46:06,809 --> 00:46:08,976
- You want us to go where?
843
00:46:09,913 --> 00:46:10,996
Ludlow Falls?
844
00:46:12,048 --> 00:46:14,774
(gasping)
845
00:46:14,775 --> 00:46:16,568
- Stanley, Stanley, Stanley, Stanley.
846
00:46:16,569 --> 00:46:17,920
We can't go back to Ludlow Falls
847
00:46:17,921 --> 00:46:20,524
because of RED was there and it's real.
848
00:46:20,525 --> 00:46:22,798
- You think I don't remember that?
849
00:46:22,799 --> 00:46:24,882
We mustn't show our fear.
850
00:46:26,293 --> 00:46:28,217
- We are strong men.
851
00:46:28,218 --> 00:46:30,855
(whimpering)
852
00:46:30,856 --> 00:46:33,117
- Yes mo, we actually
can't go to Ludlow Falls,
853
00:46:33,118 --> 00:46:35,653
we're completely booked for that day.
854
00:46:35,654 --> 00:46:37,071
(gibberish on phone)
855
00:46:37,072 --> 00:46:39,171
You didn't specify a day?
856
00:46:39,172 --> 00:46:41,121
- Oh God, well what day?
857
00:46:41,122 --> 00:46:43,289
Yeah, we're busy that day.
858
00:46:44,784 --> 00:46:47,133
Okay fine, truth be told to her,
859
00:46:47,134 --> 00:46:49,292
last time we were in Ludlow Falls,
860
00:46:49,293 --> 00:46:52,322
George played a little
slap dash under the covers
861
00:46:52,323 --> 00:46:55,491
with the mayor's daughter.
- Yes.
862
00:46:55,492 --> 00:46:59,172
- And, and impregnated the mayor's cow.
863
00:46:59,173 --> 00:47:00,108
- What?
864
00:47:00,109 --> 00:47:03,447
- He impregnated the mayor's cow.
865
00:47:03,448 --> 00:47:04,948
- Yes, I did that.
866
00:47:06,751 --> 00:47:08,737
I did.
- Did you?
867
00:47:08,738 --> 00:47:09,571
- I did.
868
00:47:10,634 --> 00:47:12,339
- So you see the mayor kicked us out.
869
00:47:12,340 --> 00:47:14,131
He said, legally we cannot step foot
870
00:47:14,132 --> 00:47:17,421
on the sacred grounds of Ludlow Falls.
871
00:47:17,422 --> 00:47:20,239
(gibberish on phone)
872
00:47:20,240 --> 00:47:21,165
Oh, okay.
873
00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:23,231
So we, we don't have to go?
874
00:47:23,232 --> 00:47:24,065
- Yes!
875
00:47:25,482 --> 00:47:27,364
- That's splendid indeed.
876
00:47:27,365 --> 00:47:30,972
Oh sorry, I've got a call on
the other line, one moment.
877
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:33,063
- [Woman On Phone] This
is Abigail contacting you
878
00:47:33,064 --> 00:47:34,768
about your car warranty.
879
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:35,601
- No, no, yeah.
880
00:47:35,602 --> 00:47:37,174
We don't actually have a car.
881
00:47:37,175 --> 00:47:38,007
Thank you though.
882
00:47:38,008 --> 00:47:39,636
Yep, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
883
00:47:39,637 --> 00:47:40,905
All right.
884
00:47:40,906 --> 00:47:43,297
- We're talking about a lack
of mental health funding
885
00:47:43,298 --> 00:47:45,949
that is happening all across
here in the United States.
886
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,120
And we're seeing more and
more cases of, you know,
887
00:47:48,121 --> 00:47:49,238
our friend RED,
888
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:52,164
there are people going insane and bipolar
889
00:47:52,165 --> 00:47:54,154
and those kinds of words around at him.
890
00:47:54,155 --> 00:47:57,586
And we're seeing more and
more of these children
891
00:47:57,587 --> 00:47:58,718
that are bringing guns to school,
892
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:00,288
that they're finding out are antisocial,
893
00:48:00,289 --> 00:48:02,566
and have all these other
different behaviors.
894
00:48:02,567 --> 00:48:05,358
And you know, we're able
to make all these big
895
00:48:05,359 --> 00:48:07,166
huge football stadiums and every town,
896
00:48:07,167 --> 00:48:09,611
but for some reason we're closing down
897
00:48:09,612 --> 00:48:11,278
mental health facilities left and right.
898
00:48:11,279 --> 00:48:14,411
And then our homeless are
just crowded the streets.
899
00:48:14,412 --> 00:48:15,892
You can't even get into the studio,
900
00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,311
without walking past, you
know, six or seven homeless men
901
00:48:18,312 --> 00:48:19,975
and pretending like you don't have change.
902
00:48:19,976 --> 00:48:23,028
It is just absolutely mind boggling,
903
00:48:23,029 --> 00:48:27,020
just the lack of awareness
that is out there.
904
00:48:27,021 --> 00:48:28,814
- [News Reporter] The state
has announced more cuts
905
00:48:28,815 --> 00:48:31,076
to mental health funding
in the upcoming budget
906
00:48:31,077 --> 00:48:33,042
that will definitely have an impact
907
00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:35,013
on Saint Dymphna Hospital.
908
00:48:35,014 --> 00:48:36,938
The bed count for
mentally ill in this state
909
00:48:36,939 --> 00:48:40,228
is among the lowest
percentage in the nation.
910
00:48:40,229 --> 00:48:42,838
We have reached out to
famed Doctor J Bashiri
911
00:48:42,839 --> 00:48:46,624
for comments on the
recently announced cuts.
912
00:48:46,625 --> 00:48:50,093
- I apologize for my
disheveled appearance today.
913
00:48:50,094 --> 00:48:54,320
The State has continued
to defund me further.
914
00:48:54,321 --> 00:48:56,788
I've lost two doctors
915
00:48:56,789 --> 00:48:59,114
who did not feel that
they were up to the task
916
00:48:59,115 --> 00:49:03,794
of working with their
admittedly limited means.
917
00:49:03,795 --> 00:49:05,888
But on my worst day,
918
00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:08,786
which is clearly today,
I am 10 times the doctor
919
00:49:08,787 --> 00:49:10,724
that they could ever dream of being,
920
00:49:10,725 --> 00:49:12,361
so I'm still here.
921
00:49:12,362 --> 00:49:15,276
I will continue giving these
people the help they need
922
00:49:15,277 --> 00:49:19,084
to the best of my abilities,
which are significant.
923
00:49:19,085 --> 00:49:21,321
- Oh my God, would you shut up?
924
00:49:21,322 --> 00:49:22,607
Nobody cares.
925
00:49:22,608 --> 00:49:24,493
Nobody gives a shit what you think.
926
00:49:24,494 --> 00:49:25,533
You know, you guys are serving us
927
00:49:25,534 --> 00:49:27,980
like six fucking servings of jello a day.
928
00:49:27,981 --> 00:49:29,406
Do you know how degrading that is?
929
00:49:29,407 --> 00:49:30,385
And it's the orange shit,
930
00:49:30,386 --> 00:49:34,102
so it's really chalky and
like charcoaly and oh,
931
00:49:34,103 --> 00:49:35,600
it's like it's worse than hospital jello.
932
00:49:35,601 --> 00:49:38,328
Like hospital jello is lime
and like that's terrible,
933
00:49:38,329 --> 00:49:40,138
but orange jello is worse.
934
00:49:40,139 --> 00:49:42,710
And also, my roommate is a bed wetter,
935
00:49:42,711 --> 00:49:45,362
and I'm pretty sure the
orderly is getting off on it.
936
00:49:45,363 --> 00:49:47,573
Like children wet the bed.
937
00:49:47,574 --> 00:49:49,002
Do you know how disgusting that is
938
00:49:49,003 --> 00:49:50,954
for like someone to be
getting off on that?
939
00:49:50,955 --> 00:49:54,293
Oh my God, and don't
get me started on like,
940
00:49:54,294 --> 00:49:56,438
like you, you are the worst.
941
00:49:56,439 --> 00:49:57,922
You suck.
942
00:49:57,923 --> 00:49:58,755
You don't do anything.
943
00:49:58,756 --> 00:50:00,175
You sit there and you
look all smug and like
944
00:50:00,176 --> 00:50:01,872
try to mansplain crazy to me.
945
00:50:01,873 --> 00:50:03,993
This is a loony bin, I'm
taking back that word.
946
00:50:03,994 --> 00:50:05,487
I'm crazy.
947
00:50:05,488 --> 00:50:07,069
Loony bin, nut hut.
948
00:50:07,070 --> 00:50:08,971
This is the nut hut and
you're living in it.
949
00:50:08,972 --> 00:50:10,701
You're working in it, and
you're breathing in it,
950
00:50:10,702 --> 00:50:11,973
but you're failing.
951
00:50:11,974 --> 00:50:15,523
- Yes, individual sessions
are going wonderfully.
952
00:50:15,524 --> 00:50:17,849
Why wouldn't they be?
953
00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:19,059
They're getting the best possible care
954
00:50:19,060 --> 00:50:21,143
they ever possibly could.
955
00:50:22,256 --> 00:50:24,339
Am I saying that I'm God?
956
00:50:26,163 --> 00:50:27,514
No, of course not.
957
00:50:27,515 --> 00:50:31,515
But I am ordained by God
with the best abilities
958
00:50:32,778 --> 00:50:33,793
of anyone in this country
959
00:50:33,794 --> 00:50:34,705
to give these women the best care
960
00:50:34,706 --> 00:50:36,956
that they possibly can get.
961
00:50:39,893 --> 00:50:43,042
I have the utmost confidence in my ability
962
00:50:43,043 --> 00:50:44,872
to fully heal them and discharge them
963
00:50:44,873 --> 00:50:47,722
into the world as productive, positive,
964
00:50:47,723 --> 00:50:49,973
mentally well human beings.
965
00:50:55,426 --> 00:50:59,259
- In seventh grade, there
was this boy, Tommy.
966
00:51:00,581 --> 00:51:01,831
He was adopted.
967
00:51:03,880 --> 00:51:06,650
His real mom and his
real dad just left him,
968
00:51:06,651 --> 00:51:09,068
and he was in foster care and
969
00:51:12,435 --> 00:51:14,460
he didn't really bathe.
970
00:51:14,461 --> 00:51:17,044
He didn't take care of himself.
971
00:51:19,403 --> 00:51:22,875
Like I felt really bad
for the guy, but you know
972
00:51:22,876 --> 00:51:25,902
you can get caught up in the semantics
973
00:51:25,903 --> 00:51:28,516
of everything else going on.
974
00:51:28,517 --> 00:51:31,934
And we picked on him, they picked on him.
975
00:51:32,885 --> 00:51:33,717
It's not right.
976
00:51:33,718 --> 00:51:35,952
It's not who I am today.
977
00:51:35,953 --> 00:51:38,746
But in seventh grade, you
know, we would pick on him.
978
00:51:38,747 --> 00:51:42,608
We'd say, Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
979
00:51:42,609 --> 00:51:46,948
I don't know why I would say
that in the padded room though.
980
00:51:46,949 --> 00:51:49,616
Like I have identified that like
981
00:51:50,513 --> 00:51:54,436
who I was in seventh
grade isn't who I am now.
982
00:51:54,437 --> 00:51:57,338
It's not me as a person, I was a child.
983
00:51:57,339 --> 00:52:01,276
Like I was just fitting
in with the other crowds.
984
00:52:01,277 --> 00:52:04,680
Like why, why would I be
saying that in a padded room?
985
00:52:04,681 --> 00:52:05,838
It doesn't make sense.
986
00:52:05,839 --> 00:52:09,253
That's something that I did
years and years and years ago.
987
00:52:09,254 --> 00:52:13,309
But like why, why would I be doing that?
988
00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:15,496
That's not like me.
989
00:52:15,497 --> 00:52:17,830
Tommy, Tommy, has no mommy.
990
00:52:18,919 --> 00:52:20,502
Help me understand.
991
00:52:22,332 --> 00:52:25,911
About that, I am not a bed wetter,
992
00:52:25,912 --> 00:52:28,245
but I do enjoy watching that
993
00:52:29,306 --> 00:52:32,556
big black buck orderly get off on that.
994
00:52:33,452 --> 00:52:36,495
Those soiled sheets
just do something to him
995
00:52:36,496 --> 00:52:39,629
and it does something to me.
996
00:52:39,630 --> 00:52:42,912
And he gives me extra muffins and jello,
997
00:52:42,913 --> 00:52:46,387
which he can keep the jello
'cause it fucking sucks.
998
00:52:46,388 --> 00:52:50,418
But, I wonder what it'd
be like to be pissed on
999
00:52:50,419 --> 00:52:53,705
with only your bow tie,
have you ever tried it?
1000
00:52:53,706 --> 00:52:55,789
It'd be pretty fun I bet.
1001
00:52:57,113 --> 00:52:59,530
(dark music)
1002
00:53:09,778 --> 00:53:10,826
(hip hop music)
1003
00:53:10,827 --> 00:53:12,222
(lyrics muffled)
1004
00:53:12,223 --> 00:53:14,950
♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪
1005
00:53:14,951 --> 00:53:18,168
- Kind of hot that she
has braces on her teeth.
1006
00:53:18,169 --> 00:53:20,220
You know what I mean?
1007
00:53:20,221 --> 00:53:23,054
Kind of like a junior high chick.
1008
00:53:25,665 --> 00:53:30,248
Actually, I had her in math
class when she was younger.
1009
00:53:32,285 --> 00:53:35,076
If she had that body in eighth grade.
1010
00:53:35,077 --> 00:53:39,077
Better yet, next year I
get her younger sister.
1011
00:53:40,761 --> 00:53:43,242
You know, across the pond,
1012
00:53:43,243 --> 00:53:44,826
the age of consent,
1013
00:53:45,832 --> 00:53:48,165
15 in France, 14 in Germany.
1014
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:54,478
Now that's a metric
system I can get behind.
1015
00:53:56,396 --> 00:53:59,819
Say, I like a little hair down there.
1016
00:53:59,820 --> 00:54:03,737
You know, a little grass
on the playing field.
1017
00:54:06,137 --> 00:54:07,304
So, detective,
1018
00:54:09,257 --> 00:54:10,674
Cindy Schlossman,
1019
00:54:11,843 --> 00:54:14,390
a little crazy, a little hot.
1020
00:54:14,391 --> 00:54:16,558
Bet that was a fun arrest.
1021
00:54:17,449 --> 00:54:21,408
Ludlow Falls, full of hot, crazy chicks.
1022
00:54:21,409 --> 00:54:23,909
(indistinct)
1023
00:54:26,175 --> 00:54:27,786
♪ She's sucking on it like a sippy cup ♪
1024
00:54:27,787 --> 00:54:29,365
♪ And you'll miss your
best you can get it up ♪
1025
00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:31,148
♪ Because I lived up in that chief ♪
1026
00:54:31,149 --> 00:54:32,986
♪ I do whatever I see fit ♪
1027
00:54:32,987 --> 00:54:34,626
♪ Get your bitch wet, get some sea sick ♪
1028
00:54:34,627 --> 00:54:36,584
♪ If I hit a lip, you ain't see shit ♪
1029
00:54:36,585 --> 00:54:38,073
♪ Let me go check my domain ♪
1030
00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,878
♪ I'll put a hole in the stream ♪
1031
00:54:39,879 --> 00:54:44,410
♪ I told her, bitch quit dreaming ♪
1032
00:54:44,411 --> 00:54:46,105
- Hey, how about some ID?
1033
00:54:46,106 --> 00:54:46,939
- No.
1034
00:54:53,473 --> 00:54:54,706
♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪
1035
00:54:54,707 --> 00:54:56,853
♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪
1036
00:54:56,854 --> 00:55:00,242
♪ I've searched for happiness
here and all across the land ♪
1037
00:55:00,243 --> 00:55:01,886
♪ and feeling sick as shit I'm high ♪
1038
00:55:01,887 --> 00:55:03,725
♪ And I don't want to land ♪
1039
00:55:03,726 --> 00:55:07,143
♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪
1040
00:55:07,144 --> 00:55:10,791
♪ Just carry on, stay
strong like I know you can ♪
1041
00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:12,353
♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪
1042
00:55:12,354 --> 00:55:14,040
♪ That the door's been slammed ♪
1043
00:55:14,041 --> 00:55:17,645
♪ It's to the sky think of
me when you need a hand ♪
1044
00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:21,053
♪ If you're talking to the
wall just know I'm listening ♪
1045
00:55:21,054 --> 00:55:24,229
♪ I'm reaching out to you, I'm
trying to help you understand ♪
1046
00:55:24,230 --> 00:55:27,589
♪ I've searched for happiness
here and all across the land ♪
1047
00:55:27,590 --> 00:55:28,913
♪ I'm feeling sick as shit ♪
1048
00:55:28,914 --> 00:55:31,025
♪ I'm high and I don't want to land ♪
1049
00:55:31,026 --> 00:55:34,501
♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪
1050
00:55:34,502 --> 00:55:37,853
♪ Just carry on, stay
strong like I know you can ♪
1051
00:55:37,854 --> 00:55:39,591
♪ And I'm sorry if you're feeling ♪
1052
00:55:39,592 --> 00:55:41,524
♪ That the door's been slammed ♪
1053
00:55:41,525 --> 00:55:44,939
♪ To the sky, think to
me when you need a hand ♪
1054
00:55:44,940 --> 00:55:45,772
- [Man In Hat] Can you
tell me about the death
1055
00:55:45,773 --> 00:55:49,023
of the young man, about two years ago?
1056
00:55:50,787 --> 00:55:52,288
Name's Tommy Mavis.
1057
00:55:52,289 --> 00:55:53,505
♪ In the day you left ♪
1058
00:55:53,506 --> 00:55:55,437
♪ You took some of my heart ♪
1059
00:55:55,438 --> 00:55:58,449
♪ I could've saved you
had I played a part ♪
1060
00:55:58,450 --> 00:56:02,769
♪ Now mentally for me is where
you really made your mark ♪
1061
00:56:02,770 --> 00:56:04,081
- I was the officer that found him.
1062
00:56:04,082 --> 00:56:05,412
♪ That you left too soon ♪
1063
00:56:05,413 --> 00:56:07,127
♪ If we will all together ♪
1064
00:56:07,128 --> 00:56:09,373
- He hung himself.
1065
00:56:09,374 --> 00:56:10,207
Suicide.
1066
00:56:12,434 --> 00:56:13,267
My God.
1067
00:56:15,238 --> 00:56:17,238
Kid had a horrible life.
1068
00:56:19,142 --> 00:56:21,006
- [Man In Hat] Where's his body interred?
1069
00:56:21,007 --> 00:56:22,974
♪ Why would you leave us helpless ♪
1070
00:56:22,975 --> 00:56:26,210
- There's a small grave for him.
1071
00:56:26,211 --> 00:56:28,042
But we never found his body.
1072
00:56:28,043 --> 00:56:29,457
♪ I really hope you felt this ♪
1073
00:56:29,458 --> 00:56:30,766
♪ I'm reaching out to you ♪
1074
00:56:30,767 --> 00:56:33,297
♪ I'm trying to help you understand ♪
1075
00:56:33,298 --> 00:56:37,137
- I went to call in the
location for the coroner.
1076
00:56:37,138 --> 00:56:38,221
He was gone.
1077
00:56:38,222 --> 00:56:39,927
♪ And I don't want to land ♪
1078
00:56:39,928 --> 00:56:43,706
- Anything else out of the ordinary?
1079
00:56:43,707 --> 00:56:44,919
- The smell.
1080
00:56:44,920 --> 00:56:47,642
There was a strange smell.
1081
00:56:47,643 --> 00:56:50,209
- Was it sort of like rotten eggs?
1082
00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:51,377
- Like sulfur?
1083
00:56:52,703 --> 00:56:54,203
- Yeah, that's it.
1084
00:56:56,917 --> 00:56:59,870
♪ I'm reaching out to you I'm
trying to help you understand ♪
1085
00:56:59,871 --> 00:57:04,177
- There was a suicide note
written in parchment, too.
1086
00:57:04,178 --> 00:57:06,311
Never seen that before.
1087
00:57:06,312 --> 00:57:07,457
- What did it say?
1088
00:57:07,458 --> 00:57:10,433
♪ And I know losing me was
never really in your plans ♪
1089
00:57:10,434 --> 00:57:12,160
♪ Just carry on, stay strong ♪
1090
00:57:12,161 --> 00:57:14,828
- Mini Vindictam Ego Retribuam.
1091
00:57:19,349 --> 00:57:20,823
- Vengeance is mine.
1092
00:57:20,824 --> 00:57:22,250
I shall repay.
1093
00:57:22,251 --> 00:57:23,334
Romans 12:19.
1094
00:57:27,269 --> 00:57:30,352
- Can you tell us where this tree is?
1095
00:57:32,226 --> 00:57:35,059
(distorted music)
1096
00:57:38,123 --> 00:57:41,373
(dramatic piano music)
1097
00:57:43,630 --> 00:57:46,463
(traffic passing)
1098
00:57:53,963 --> 00:57:56,713
(people talking)
1099
00:58:39,192 --> 00:58:41,525
(urinating)
1100
00:58:49,477 --> 00:58:51,977
(tense music)
1101
00:58:57,349 --> 00:58:58,599
- Please, stop.
1102
00:59:09,791 --> 00:59:12,420
- Nine? Are you serious?
1103
00:59:12,421 --> 00:59:15,588
How many times do we have to go over this?
1104
00:59:15,589 --> 00:59:18,756
We've been over this a million times.
1105
00:59:18,757 --> 00:59:22,020
The days of Dick and
Jane, connect the dots,
1106
00:59:22,021 --> 00:59:24,956
and coloring in the lines are over.
1107
00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:27,789
Maybe your parents can go help you out.
1108
00:59:27,790 --> 00:59:29,386
Oh, that's right.
1109
00:59:29,387 --> 00:59:31,102
Don't have mom and dad at home.
1110
00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:34,520
I can see why with the answers like this.
1111
00:59:36,497 --> 00:59:37,497
Do it again.
1112
00:59:51,349 --> 00:59:54,099
(dramatic music)
1113
00:59:55,381 --> 00:59:56,686
- The body of Ludlow Falls
1114
00:59:56,687 --> 00:59:58,798
Middle School teacher, Chester Franklin,
1115
00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:00,996
was found in an alleyway downtown
1116
01:00:00,997 --> 01:00:03,623
in Ludlow Falls early this morning.
1117
01:00:03,624 --> 01:00:05,900
The authorities have
not released any details
1118
01:00:05,901 --> 01:00:08,052
in regards to the apparent homicide,
1119
01:00:08,053 --> 01:00:09,876
and are currently asking for anyone
1120
01:00:09,877 --> 01:00:12,703
that may have information
on Chester Franklin,
1121
01:00:12,704 --> 01:00:15,955
that would be helpful in
their ongoing investigation.
1122
01:00:15,956 --> 01:00:19,706
(dramatic orchestral music)
1123
01:00:21,998 --> 01:00:26,998
- We got another story coming
out of the Ludlow Falls area.
1124
01:00:27,396 --> 01:00:29,563
This time it is a teacher,
1125
01:00:32,152 --> 01:00:33,652
found in an alley,
1126
01:00:35,376 --> 01:00:37,876
outside of a gentleman's club.
1127
01:00:41,696 --> 01:00:44,529
Once again, bludgeoned, strangled.
1128
01:00:48,688 --> 01:00:51,271
No suspect has been identified.
1129
01:00:55,476 --> 01:00:57,309
The search is ongoing.
1130
01:01:00,528 --> 01:01:01,361
So,
1131
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,055
at this point, if I have any,
1132
01:01:06,056 --> 01:01:08,565
anybody out there with family there,
1133
01:01:08,566 --> 01:01:10,459
or if you're there,
1134
01:01:10,460 --> 01:01:13,685
get out, get out of that town.
1135
01:01:13,686 --> 01:01:16,024
Because, one of two
things is gonna happen.
1136
01:01:16,025 --> 01:01:18,223
You're gonna wind up the next victim,
1137
01:01:18,224 --> 01:01:20,445
or you're gonna wind up the next suspect.
1138
01:01:20,446 --> 01:01:25,446
And either one of those things
winds up the exact same way.
1139
01:01:25,778 --> 01:01:28,429
- [Man] Yeah, that middle
school teacher that was killed.
1140
01:01:28,430 --> 01:01:31,678
The one they found out behind
the back of the strip club.
1141
01:01:31,679 --> 01:01:33,665
Yeah, I think he was a little (indistinct)
1142
01:01:33,666 --> 01:01:36,161
if you know what I mean.
1143
01:01:36,162 --> 01:01:38,263
You know, hitting on those
young girls like that.
1144
01:01:38,264 --> 01:01:39,752
You know, but I think
we've all had a teacher
1145
01:01:39,753 --> 01:01:41,435
like that too in school,
1146
01:01:41,436 --> 01:01:45,658
just a little bit strange,
hitting on all the young girls.
1147
01:01:45,659 --> 01:01:47,755
Yeah, I think he had in coming.
1148
01:01:47,756 --> 01:01:49,523
- [Woman] Oh, that creepy
middle school teacher,
1149
01:01:49,524 --> 01:01:51,017
Mister Franklin?
1150
01:01:51,018 --> 01:01:51,850
Yeah, well I caught him
1151
01:01:51,851 --> 01:01:54,126
looking at my daughter in band practice.
1152
01:01:54,127 --> 01:01:57,531
I mean, I get it if she was
hot, but she plays the tuba.
1153
01:01:57,532 --> 01:02:00,615
I mean, for real, I'm glad he's dead.
1154
01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:03,234
- [News Reporter] News
from the Baker trial today.
1155
01:02:03,235 --> 01:02:04,367
Key witness for the defense
1156
01:02:04,368 --> 01:02:07,463
was ruthlessly grilled by the prosecution.
1157
01:02:07,464 --> 01:02:09,348
Helen Studert, a parishioner
at the same church
1158
01:02:09,349 --> 01:02:12,559
that Baker attended was
driven to almost tears
1159
01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,143
as she testified on his behalf.
1160
01:02:16,577 --> 01:02:19,994
(eerie electronic music)
1161
01:02:39,655 --> 01:02:42,238
- [Man] Gustavus, you and Isaac
1162
01:02:44,485 --> 01:02:46,469
will go to the land
1163
01:02:46,470 --> 01:02:49,137
that the policeman talked about.
1164
01:02:50,021 --> 01:02:52,438
I want you to bless the land.
1165
01:02:55,041 --> 01:02:58,458
And after that, have Isaac burn the tree.
1166
01:03:02,151 --> 01:03:04,984
Gustavus, you are my best paladin.
1167
01:03:08,911 --> 01:03:11,994
You shine like the light of our Lord.
1168
01:03:14,787 --> 01:03:19,787
Be (indistinct), be (indistinct)
of ego for centuries.
1169
01:03:23,509 --> 01:03:25,009
And I am unsettled
1170
01:03:26,210 --> 01:03:30,293
by how much all the evil
is in this little world.
1171
01:03:34,006 --> 01:03:35,506
Faith be with you.
1172
01:03:37,907 --> 01:03:41,490
- [Gustavus] And with
you, Your Excellency.
1173
01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:44,875
(growling)
1174
01:03:46,109 --> 01:03:49,109
(eerie piano music)
1175
01:04:07,013 --> 01:04:09,263
(growling)
1176
01:04:57,055 --> 01:04:59,305
(growling)
1177
01:05:24,979 --> 01:05:28,729
(dramatic orchestral music)
1178
01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,374
- John Baker has been found guilty today
1179
01:05:31,375 --> 01:05:33,856
of the murder of police
captain Corey Kerr.
1180
01:05:33,857 --> 01:05:36,796
The jury took only two hours
before rendering a verdict.
1181
01:05:36,797 --> 01:05:38,821
John Baker will continue
to be held in custody
1182
01:05:38,822 --> 01:05:43,466
by the Ludlow Falls police
department, awaiting sentencing.
1183
01:05:43,467 --> 01:05:45,531
- [News Reporter] John
Baker, the Ludlow Falls man
1184
01:05:45,532 --> 01:05:48,132
charged in the death of
beloved police Captain Kerr,
1185
01:05:48,133 --> 01:05:50,708
was found guilty on all charges today.
1186
01:05:50,709 --> 01:05:51,541
The jury delivered the verdict
1187
01:05:51,542 --> 01:05:54,191
after deliberating for only 20 minutes.
1188
01:05:54,192 --> 01:05:56,314
Judge Nichols, sentenced
baker to life in prison
1189
01:05:56,315 --> 01:05:59,703
without the possibility of parole.
1190
01:05:59,704 --> 01:06:01,680
- [Talk Show Host] Caller, you're on.
1191
01:06:01,681 --> 01:06:03,826
- [Man] Oh yeah, I want to make a call.
1192
01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:05,074
I'm a farmer from the north edge,
1193
01:06:05,075 --> 01:06:07,036
I've called you before.
1194
01:06:07,037 --> 01:06:09,338
I actually believe the
doctor's right about this.
1195
01:06:09,339 --> 01:06:12,212
I don't believe John
Baker killed Captain Kerr.
1196
01:06:12,213 --> 01:06:13,966
I don't believe Tina Adams has any way
1197
01:06:13,967 --> 01:06:16,914
of killing that boyfriend of hers.
1198
01:06:16,915 --> 01:06:18,206
And there's no way Kenyon Jones
1199
01:06:18,207 --> 01:06:20,816
was able to murder those
kids at the junior high.
1200
01:06:20,817 --> 01:06:22,602
I think the idea that there is
1201
01:06:22,603 --> 01:06:26,188
a monster terrorizing
us is the most logical,
1202
01:06:26,189 --> 01:06:28,960
logical jump to conclusion at this point.
1203
01:06:28,961 --> 01:06:32,094
- [Host] Wow, it's crazy that
we have to live in a world
1204
01:06:32,095 --> 01:06:35,602
where monsters are more believable
1205
01:06:35,603 --> 01:06:37,162
than cutting edge forensics.
1206
01:06:37,163 --> 01:06:41,112
All right, we're gonna go
ahead and end our show on that.
1207
01:06:41,113 --> 01:06:42,338
- [Announcer] Ludlow
Falls weather forecast
1208
01:06:42,339 --> 01:06:44,910
brought to you by
Gurvich Chemical Company.
1209
01:06:44,911 --> 01:06:47,524
And we can continue to
expect mild weather.
1210
01:06:47,525 --> 01:06:49,448
The trees and vegetation will begin to bud
1211
01:06:49,449 --> 01:06:50,420
in the upcoming weeks
1212
01:06:50,421 --> 01:06:54,426
for a very lovely
springtime for Ludlow Falls.
1213
01:06:54,427 --> 01:06:57,024
- [News Reporter] John Baker,
the Ludlow Falls farmer
1214
01:06:57,025 --> 01:06:58,444
who was convicted of the murder
1215
01:06:58,445 --> 01:07:00,940
of beloved police Captain Kerr,
1216
01:07:00,941 --> 01:07:03,814
will be transferred today to
Saint Gerard's state prison,
1217
01:07:03,815 --> 01:07:07,468
where he will serve out his life sentence.
1218
01:07:07,469 --> 01:07:09,886
(soft music)
1219
01:07:12,295 --> 01:07:14,795
(eerie music)
1220
01:07:25,059 --> 01:07:26,142
- It's time.
1221
01:08:01,823 --> 01:08:02,656
- Tommy,
1222
01:08:04,735 --> 01:08:06,902
would I make you powerful?
1223
01:08:10,275 --> 01:08:11,108
Bad men
1224
01:08:13,017 --> 01:08:14,517
are going to come.
1225
01:08:16,137 --> 01:08:18,476
They're going to hurt you,
1226
01:08:18,477 --> 01:08:21,310
and they're going to send me away.
1227
01:08:23,105 --> 01:08:25,188
They sent me away before.
1228
01:08:28,839 --> 01:08:30,332
They'll be large men,
1229
01:08:30,333 --> 01:08:33,666
two of them, in black suits, black hats.
1230
01:08:38,316 --> 01:08:41,399
And they're going to try to hurt you,
1231
01:08:49,781 --> 01:08:52,031
but you will be too strong.
1232
01:08:55,537 --> 01:08:59,537
They are not going to
know how powerful you are,
1233
01:09:03,093 --> 01:09:07,134
and you are gonna be able to stop them.
1234
01:09:07,135 --> 01:09:11,114
And they won't be able
to send me away again.
1235
01:09:11,115 --> 01:09:14,198
(spooky vocal music)
1236
01:09:26,790 --> 01:09:29,872
I don't want to be sent away, Tommy.
1237
01:09:29,873 --> 01:09:32,290
I want to stay here with you.
1238
01:09:37,451 --> 01:09:41,118
You won't let them do that, will you?
1239
01:09:41,119 --> 01:09:42,990
- I won't let the bad men hurt you.
1240
01:09:42,991 --> 01:09:45,174
I will smash them.
1241
01:09:45,175 --> 01:09:47,008
I will send them away.
1242
01:10:26,411 --> 01:10:28,411
- I know you will Tommy,
1243
01:10:32,516 --> 01:10:33,433
because you
1244
01:10:35,013 --> 01:10:36,263
are going to be
1245
01:10:37,769 --> 01:10:39,602
the most powerful host
1246
01:10:42,219 --> 01:10:43,802
that I've ever had.
1247
01:10:47,731 --> 01:10:50,731
Together we will punish the sinners.
1248
01:10:58,443 --> 01:11:02,484
(dramatic orchestral music)
1249
01:11:02,485 --> 01:11:04,914
- The remains of two men
were found this morning
1250
01:11:04,915 --> 01:11:08,568
in a wooded area near the
north edge of Ludlow Falls.
1251
01:11:08,569 --> 01:11:10,884
Police have not been
able to identify the men,
1252
01:11:10,885 --> 01:11:12,832
and have not released any information
1253
01:11:12,833 --> 01:11:16,611
in regards to the possible
homicide of these men.
1254
01:11:16,612 --> 01:11:17,964
- If you have information
1255
01:11:17,965 --> 01:11:19,904
in regards to this bizarre finding,
1256
01:11:19,905 --> 01:11:22,400
please contact the Ludlow
Falls Police Department
1257
01:11:22,401 --> 01:11:23,734
at 319-277-3962.
1258
01:11:27,221 --> 01:11:28,273
- [News Reporter] The identity of the men
1259
01:11:28,274 --> 01:11:29,611
has not been released,
1260
01:11:29,612 --> 01:11:32,214
and the Ludlow Falls Police
Department have declined
1261
01:11:32,215 --> 01:11:36,476
to make any statements or
comments on this mysterious case.
1262
01:11:36,477 --> 01:11:38,560
- We have two new bodies,
1263
01:11:40,185 --> 01:11:42,685
large bodies dressed in black,
1264
01:11:44,539 --> 01:11:45,622
unidentified,
1265
01:11:47,243 --> 01:11:48,160
bludgeoned,
1266
01:11:50,353 --> 01:11:52,664
same style, all this.
1267
01:11:52,665 --> 01:11:56,110
The other reports, the stuff
that we've been digging into,
1268
01:11:56,111 --> 01:11:58,814
which at times it comes off, you know,
1269
01:11:58,815 --> 01:12:00,707
like fantasy, like the kind of crap
1270
01:12:00,708 --> 01:12:04,690
they play on this channel late at night.
1271
01:12:04,691 --> 01:12:08,070
Weirdly enough, they're
covering these people.
1272
01:12:08,071 --> 01:12:12,238
They have a report of a
red-eyed Luciferian beast,
1273
01:12:13,139 --> 01:12:15,142
living out in the woods.
1274
01:12:15,143 --> 01:12:19,226
And there's been talk of
Gurvich Chemical Company
1275
01:12:20,261 --> 01:12:21,864
trying to cover up a spill.
1276
01:12:21,865 --> 01:12:26,365
Now, if we wind up having
some sort of toxic mutation,
1277
01:12:27,727 --> 01:12:31,644
and they have their own
Gurvich Chemical golem,
1278
01:12:33,173 --> 01:12:35,964
this is more believable at this point,
1279
01:12:35,965 --> 01:12:39,798
then the black guy, the
whore, and the retard.
1280
01:12:41,871 --> 01:12:43,621
All this just stinks!
1281
01:12:45,029 --> 01:12:49,396
We can't get through this
without each other's help.
1282
01:12:49,397 --> 01:12:52,218
So I'm gonna open up the calls.
1283
01:12:52,219 --> 01:12:53,362
You know anything about this,
1284
01:12:53,363 --> 01:12:55,768
you got anything that's not speculation.
1285
01:12:55,769 --> 01:12:57,522
I don't care.
1286
01:12:57,523 --> 01:12:59,000
Call it in.
1287
01:12:59,001 --> 01:13:00,746
We got to figure this thing out.
1288
01:13:00,747 --> 01:13:02,328
We got to do the foot work.
1289
01:13:02,329 --> 01:13:04,504
You're gonna be the ones who
are gonna answer this crime.
1290
01:13:04,505 --> 01:13:06,138
This is our call to help.
1291
01:13:06,139 --> 01:13:07,728
This is our call to freedom.
1292
01:13:07,729 --> 01:13:10,062
This call for the following.
1293
01:13:14,877 --> 01:13:16,671
- [Woman] You know, this
town is going to hell.
1294
01:13:16,672 --> 01:13:18,376
There's crazy women running around.
1295
01:13:18,377 --> 01:13:20,909
Men are getting their heads bashed in.
1296
01:13:20,910 --> 01:13:22,016
I mean, it's either super meth,
1297
01:13:22,017 --> 01:13:24,641
or one of those Gurvich
chemicals in the water.
1298
01:13:24,642 --> 01:13:27,189
I mean, you don't know what
they're making out there.
1299
01:13:27,190 --> 01:13:28,866
My sister worked there.
1300
01:13:28,867 --> 01:13:30,581
She had a kid.
1301
01:13:30,582 --> 01:13:32,649
He's half black.
1302
01:13:32,650 --> 01:13:34,453
They're both white.
1303
01:13:34,454 --> 01:13:37,173
Tell me, how did that happen?
1304
01:13:37,174 --> 01:13:40,174
It's Gurvich Chemical Company I bet.
1305
01:13:47,601 --> 01:13:50,211
- [Man] Yeah, those two dead guys.
1306
01:13:50,212 --> 01:13:51,563
Who are they?
1307
01:13:51,564 --> 01:13:53,539
I've never met them people in my life.
1308
01:13:53,540 --> 01:13:56,243
I don't know anybody
around here that knows 'em.
1309
01:13:56,244 --> 01:13:57,466
I mean, they're just two dead guys.
1310
01:13:57,467 --> 01:14:00,261
They look like a pro Amish wrestling team.
1311
01:14:00,262 --> 01:14:04,641
I mean, for all we know it
could be the Flying Yoders.
1312
01:14:04,642 --> 01:14:06,175
- [Man] It's sort of
interesting that we found
1313
01:14:06,176 --> 01:14:08,802
those two unidentified men dead
1314
01:14:08,803 --> 01:14:10,557
out in the woods there, isn't it?
1315
01:14:10,558 --> 01:14:11,974
I mean no one had them before
1316
01:14:11,975 --> 01:14:13,833
and they're all in black,
1317
01:14:13,834 --> 01:14:18,020
in clothing that had no
tag, and they had no ID.
1318
01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,372
Who do you think they were?
1319
01:14:19,373 --> 01:14:20,943
I'll tell you who I think they were.
1320
01:14:20,944 --> 01:14:24,350
I think they were from some secret order,
1321
01:14:24,351 --> 01:14:26,753
possibly the Knights of Longenes
1322
01:14:26,754 --> 01:14:28,951
who deal with this sort of thing.
1323
01:14:28,952 --> 01:14:31,965
I think maybe this time
their luck ran out,
1324
01:14:31,966 --> 01:14:33,721
and I think RED got 'em.
1325
01:14:33,722 --> 01:14:35,101
I guarantee you though,
1326
01:14:35,102 --> 01:14:37,413
this is all gonna be
hush hush pretty soon.
1327
01:14:37,414 --> 01:14:39,001
It's gonna fall out of the news cycle.
1328
01:14:39,002 --> 01:14:40,873
And if you do see anything about it,
1329
01:14:40,874 --> 01:14:45,189
it'll be on like page five
of the local newspaper.
1330
01:14:45,190 --> 01:14:48,357
(bright choral music)
1331
01:14:50,896 --> 01:14:52,948
- Many of these women that
have been under my care,
1332
01:14:52,949 --> 01:14:55,261
are set to be discharged and released
1333
01:14:55,262 --> 01:14:56,224
in the very near future.
1334
01:14:56,225 --> 01:14:59,305
They have completed their treatment,
1335
01:14:59,306 --> 01:15:01,451
and why wouldn't they have?
1336
01:15:01,452 --> 01:15:03,804
I'm Doctor J Bashiri,
1337
01:15:03,805 --> 01:15:07,067
and I am the best psychiatrist, therapist,
1338
01:15:07,068 --> 01:15:11,485
and help that they could
possibly receive in this country.
1339
01:15:11,486 --> 01:15:14,191
I have the utmost confidence in them
1340
01:15:14,192 --> 01:15:15,609
returning to society.
1341
01:15:15,610 --> 01:15:19,897
In other cultures that may be
less monotheistic than ours,
1342
01:15:19,898 --> 01:15:21,808
with possibly better funding,
1343
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:26,345
one could say that my
abilities are God-like yes.
1344
01:15:26,346 --> 01:15:27,679
You are welcome.
1345
01:15:29,220 --> 01:15:31,091
- You smug fuck.
1346
01:15:31,092 --> 01:15:34,083
So what that tells me is that
1347
01:15:34,084 --> 01:15:36,342
the nut hut needs him some new members
1348
01:15:36,343 --> 01:15:38,476
for it's trail mix, and
you don't have enough,
1349
01:15:38,477 --> 01:15:40,192
so you're gonna push the crazies out,
1350
01:15:40,193 --> 01:15:42,480
to get some more crazies in.
1351
01:15:42,481 --> 01:15:45,652
And then you're gonna take
all the credit for it.
1352
01:15:45,653 --> 01:15:46,485
You're gonna sit here
1353
01:15:46,486 --> 01:15:47,773
and you're going to take all the credit.
1354
01:15:47,774 --> 01:15:50,540
You're gonna tout yourself
as this amazing therapist
1355
01:15:50,541 --> 01:15:51,944
who does all these wonderful things
1356
01:15:51,945 --> 01:15:55,521
for all of these women,
when you didn't do shit.
1357
01:15:55,522 --> 01:15:57,625
My roommate, the bed-wetter,
1358
01:15:57,626 --> 01:15:59,510
she brought me some perspective.
1359
01:15:59,511 --> 01:16:03,020
Like I learned more from
her than I learned from you,
1360
01:16:03,021 --> 01:16:07,168
a bed wetter, someone who pisses the bed.
1361
01:16:07,169 --> 01:16:10,030
- I feel, I feel okay, I feel pretty good.
1362
01:16:10,031 --> 01:16:14,266
I can't guarantee you that
that's not gonna happen again,
1363
01:16:14,267 --> 01:16:17,282
me being inebriated in public,
1364
01:16:17,283 --> 01:16:18,700
with my butt out,
1365
01:16:20,119 --> 01:16:22,924
tits, pussy, whatever it may be.
1366
01:16:22,925 --> 01:16:27,508
But I really want to see you
outside of this Institute,
1367
01:16:28,959 --> 01:16:32,542
like Tucker Carlson,
nothing but a bow tie,
1368
01:16:33,393 --> 01:16:36,226
and I will fucking soil that shit.
1369
01:16:40,337 --> 01:16:41,254
- You know,
1370
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:44,688
in the time that I've been here,
1371
01:16:44,689 --> 01:16:48,939
I've had a lot of time to
reflect on my own dramas.
1372
01:16:53,119 --> 01:16:55,884
You know, I didn't
really realize that like
1373
01:16:55,885 --> 01:16:58,588
maybe picking on someone in seventh grade,
1374
01:16:58,589 --> 01:17:02,632
that you know, now that
he's killed himself,
1375
01:17:02,633 --> 01:17:03,788
you know, now that we're adults,
1376
01:17:03,789 --> 01:17:07,539
like maybe that's a big
part of why I'm here.
1377
01:17:10,239 --> 01:17:15,239
There's a lot of self-identification
that needed to be done.
1378
01:17:16,919 --> 01:17:19,836
I couldn't live with myself knowing
1379
01:17:21,158 --> 01:17:25,575
that Tommy killed himself
after my friends and I were
1380
01:17:27,762 --> 01:17:31,012
extremely mean to him in middle school.
1381
01:17:33,341 --> 01:17:35,522
I'm sure there's other personal traumas
1382
01:17:35,523 --> 01:17:38,783
that I've worked through
while I'm here, as well.
1383
01:17:38,784 --> 01:17:40,370
We all have them.
1384
01:17:40,371 --> 01:17:42,412
We've talked about this in the past.
1385
01:17:42,413 --> 01:17:43,776
You know, we all have demons.
1386
01:17:43,777 --> 01:17:47,418
We all have skeletons
in our closet, doctor,
1387
01:17:47,419 --> 01:17:49,886
but yeah, I'm very happy to leave.
1388
01:17:49,887 --> 01:17:51,852
And I think that my treatment
1389
01:17:51,853 --> 01:17:53,397
has been extremely successful,
1390
01:17:53,398 --> 01:17:56,413
and I really look forward to being
1391
01:17:56,414 --> 01:17:59,364
a contributing member
to society when I exit.
1392
01:17:59,365 --> 01:18:00,532
So, thank you.
1393
01:18:05,370 --> 01:18:07,787
(rock music)
1394
01:18:09,585 --> 01:18:11,908
- In just a few hours here
set up and preparations
1395
01:18:11,909 --> 01:18:13,938
in downtown Ludlow Falls will begin for
1396
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:17,412
the Third Annual Gurvich
Chemical Company Spring Carnival.
1397
01:18:17,413 --> 01:18:19,680
Gurvich Chemical Company
has continued expansion
1398
01:18:19,681 --> 01:18:20,513
on the new facility,
1399
01:18:20,514 --> 01:18:22,257
and have announced that
the year's carnival
1400
01:18:22,258 --> 01:18:24,857
will be the best one yet.
1401
01:18:24,858 --> 01:18:26,778
- Okay, we've been getting
lots of calls this morning
1402
01:18:26,779 --> 01:18:30,042
about our friend here
over at the other station.
1403
01:18:30,043 --> 01:18:31,486
I won't even say his name,
1404
01:18:31,487 --> 01:18:33,437
treat him like Lord Voldemort,
1405
01:18:33,438 --> 01:18:34,270
but he's over there.
1406
01:18:34,271 --> 01:18:36,557
And I guess on his video,
he's just going off about,
1407
01:18:36,558 --> 01:18:38,676
oh they're making all
the frogs gay, are you?
1408
01:18:38,677 --> 01:18:39,509
You can't believe it.
1409
01:18:39,510 --> 01:18:42,926
And I just, for one, I was appalled.
1410
01:18:42,927 --> 01:18:45,266
I personally am a huge fan
1411
01:18:45,267 --> 01:18:47,748
of the number of frogs that are,
1412
01:18:47,749 --> 01:18:49,594
more and more frogs are coming out.
1413
01:18:49,595 --> 01:18:51,090
More and more frogs are feeling safe
1414
01:18:51,091 --> 01:18:54,640
and comfortable at home
on their lily pads.
1415
01:18:54,641 --> 01:18:56,458
And it's what they want to do,
1416
01:18:56,459 --> 01:18:58,148
if they want to say ribbit ribbit.
1417
01:18:58,149 --> 01:18:59,385
And if they want to flop around
1418
01:18:59,386 --> 01:19:01,296
and catch flies, that's fine.
1419
01:19:01,297 --> 01:19:03,830
If they want to say
hop, hop and catch guys,
1420
01:19:03,831 --> 01:19:05,338
that is fine too.
1421
01:19:05,339 --> 01:19:06,378
Personally, I like seeing
1422
01:19:06,379 --> 01:19:08,718
a little bit more
diversity in our wetlands.
1423
01:19:08,719 --> 01:19:11,219
(guns firing)
1424
01:19:12,969 --> 01:19:14,306
- Dollar, you're on.
1425
01:19:14,307 --> 01:19:16,171
- [Caller] Yeah, farmer again
from the north edge side
1426
01:19:16,172 --> 01:19:17,505
of Ludlow Falls.
1427
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:21,470
Yeah I, maybe this curse is over.
1428
01:19:22,541 --> 01:19:24,023
Last time I heard the bell ring.
1429
01:19:24,024 --> 01:19:25,687
Last time we had a sighting was the night
1430
01:19:25,688 --> 01:19:29,691
those two unidentified men were murdered.
1431
01:19:29,692 --> 01:19:32,225
Since then, not a sighting,
1432
01:19:32,226 --> 01:19:34,968
cattle seemed back to normal.
1433
01:19:34,969 --> 01:19:36,254
I have not heard the bell in two months,
1434
01:19:36,255 --> 01:19:39,648
and that is a welcome, welcome silence
1435
01:19:39,649 --> 01:19:41,714
in our side of town.
1436
01:19:41,715 --> 01:19:44,251
- You know, you see them
fellers in those music videos
1437
01:19:44,252 --> 01:19:46,316
and those movies
1438
01:19:46,317 --> 01:19:50,228
and they take their hand guns
and they're shooting sideways.
1439
01:19:50,229 --> 01:19:51,725
They never seem to hit anything,
1440
01:19:51,726 --> 01:19:52,946
but they go through a lot of ammo.
1441
01:19:52,947 --> 01:19:53,975
I just don't get it.
1442
01:19:53,976 --> 01:19:56,211
I don't get it why they're shooting right.
1443
01:19:56,212 --> 01:19:57,757
- That don't make no goddamn sense.
1444
01:19:57,758 --> 01:20:00,007
I mean, you can't hit shit.
1445
01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:00,840
I mean, hell,
1446
01:20:00,841 --> 01:20:02,508
you shoot like this,
1447
01:20:03,659 --> 01:20:05,243
you're gonna lose all your ergonomics man.
1448
01:20:05,244 --> 01:20:06,909
That fuckin' sucks.
1449
01:20:06,910 --> 01:20:09,014
- I think they just miss
everything they shoot at, too.
1450
01:20:09,015 --> 01:20:10,418
They just, they just lay it down
1451
01:20:10,419 --> 01:20:11,451
and they just shoot at everything
1452
01:20:11,452 --> 01:20:13,694
and they never hit anything.
1453
01:20:13,695 --> 01:20:16,195
(guns firing)
1454
01:20:27,553 --> 01:20:28,414
(gibberish on phone)
1455
01:20:28,415 --> 01:20:30,116
You mean we don't have to go?
1456
01:20:30,117 --> 01:20:31,132
- Thank you.
1457
01:20:31,133 --> 01:20:32,533
- Thank you, so much.
1458
01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:35,420
If you were here, I'd kiss your chaps.
1459
01:20:35,421 --> 01:20:39,140
- Oh, and I think I'll do that as well.
1460
01:20:39,141 --> 01:20:40,713
Sorry, you've got udder mouth,
1461
01:20:40,714 --> 01:20:41,797
from the cow.
1462
01:20:43,210 --> 01:20:45,127
- Did you fuck the cow?
1463
01:20:47,524 --> 01:20:49,191
You fucked the cow.
1464
01:20:50,993 --> 01:20:51,825
He hung up.
1465
01:20:51,826 --> 01:20:52,659
- Oh,
1466
01:20:54,307 --> 01:20:56,985
I could not go back there if you paid me.
1467
01:20:56,986 --> 01:20:57,818
- No.
1468
01:20:57,819 --> 01:21:01,899
If I had to go back to
Ludlow Falls I would,
1469
01:21:01,900 --> 01:21:03,161
chop off my head with a razor blade.
1470
01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:06,372
- Yeah, I'd love to see you try.
1471
01:21:06,373 --> 01:21:09,594
I don't need to see any real ghosts, okay?
1472
01:21:09,595 --> 01:21:11,262
I'm fine doing this.
1473
01:21:12,391 --> 01:21:14,221
- Just the thought of it.
1474
01:21:14,222 --> 01:21:15,614
Well, should we do the next?
1475
01:21:15,615 --> 01:21:16,448
- Yeah.
1476
01:21:17,317 --> 01:21:18,630
- I'm gonna pull up a
different background.
1477
01:21:18,631 --> 01:21:20,204
- Different, okay.
1478
01:21:20,205 --> 01:21:22,336
- Yeah, so this one is
going to be one that,
1479
01:21:22,337 --> 01:21:25,004
I think you might actually like.
1480
01:21:26,131 --> 01:21:29,031
- All right, hit me with it.
1481
01:21:29,032 --> 01:21:29,865
- And.
1482
01:21:33,893 --> 01:21:35,362
- Stanley.
1483
01:21:35,363 --> 01:21:38,182
I want to live in this world forever, now.
1484
01:21:38,183 --> 01:21:39,390
- [Stanley] George, it's not real.
1485
01:21:39,391 --> 01:21:40,614
- Goodbye, my friend.
1486
01:21:40,615 --> 01:21:41,582
- [Stanley] George, you
know, what's not real, right?
1487
01:21:41,583 --> 01:21:44,000
- [George] I'm coming, baby.
1488
01:21:47,372 --> 01:21:49,539
- [Stanley] It's not real.
1489
01:21:50,635 --> 01:21:51,660
- [News Reporter] And
it looks like the rain
1490
01:21:51,661 --> 01:21:53,546
will just miss us this weekend.
1491
01:21:53,547 --> 01:21:55,168
We will have scattered cloud cover
1492
01:21:55,169 --> 01:21:58,382
and temperatures will be in
the low 70's into the evening.
1493
01:21:58,383 --> 01:22:00,448
This will make for a spectacular weekend
1494
01:22:00,449 --> 01:22:03,946
for the Gurvich Chemical
Company's Spring Carnival.
1495
01:22:03,947 --> 01:22:05,632
(pop rock music)
1496
01:22:05,633 --> 01:22:09,883
♪ I guess just not perfect for me ♪
1497
01:22:18,233 --> 01:22:20,090
- [News Reporter] The bodies
of two young men were found
1498
01:22:20,091 --> 01:22:23,210
on the north edge of Ludlow
Falls earlier this morning.
1499
01:22:23,211 --> 01:22:26,358
And a young woman has also
been reported missing.
1500
01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:29,215
Detective Smith with the
Ludlow Falls Police Department
1501
01:22:29,216 --> 01:22:32,847
will be releasing a statement
to the press this afternoon.
1502
01:22:32,848 --> 01:22:36,137
Jamie Dolium, age 23, from Ludlow Falls
1503
01:22:36,138 --> 01:22:38,580
was reported missing earlier this week.
1504
01:22:38,581 --> 01:22:40,728
And authorities are asking
anyone with information
1505
01:22:40,729 --> 01:22:44,458
to please contact the Ludlow
Falls Police Department.
1506
01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:45,692
(cameras clicking)
1507
01:22:45,693 --> 01:22:47,800
- We are not able to comment on the bodies
1508
01:22:47,801 --> 01:22:50,205
that was found in the woods.
1509
01:22:50,206 --> 01:22:52,636
- [Reporter] What about
that video they found?
1510
01:22:52,637 --> 01:22:54,554
- No further questions.
1511
01:22:56,602 --> 01:22:58,786
- You know what the
Tommy Mavis challenge is.
1512
01:22:58,787 --> 01:23:01,126
You say Tommy three times,
1513
01:23:01,127 --> 01:23:03,230
and RED appears.
1514
01:23:03,231 --> 01:23:04,296
Sponsor me Pit Viper.
1515
01:23:04,297 --> 01:23:05,362
You know what that means?
1516
01:23:05,363 --> 01:23:07,064
You know, before we can find RED,
1517
01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:08,042
you know what you gotta do.
1518
01:23:08,043 --> 01:23:10,128
You gotta smash that like button,
1519
01:23:10,129 --> 01:23:12,032
smash it 25,000 times.
1520
01:23:12,033 --> 01:23:13,408
We're on that quest for 25K.
1521
01:23:13,409 --> 01:23:14,774
You know what that means?
1522
01:23:14,775 --> 01:23:16,858
We're trying to find RED.
1523
01:23:19,989 --> 01:23:22,168
- [Jamie] Babe, how much
longer do we have to do this?
1524
01:23:22,169 --> 01:23:23,001
This is ridiculous.
1525
01:23:23,002 --> 01:23:25,045
- Babe, the hustles don't stop.
1526
01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,060
You know what?
1527
01:23:26,061 --> 01:23:27,020
I've been telling you the hustle.
1528
01:23:27,021 --> 01:23:29,040
We're trying to get that Lambo.
1529
01:23:29,041 --> 01:23:31,664
We're getting that Lambo baby.
1530
01:23:31,665 --> 01:23:33,054
We're here at this haunted pipe,
1531
01:23:33,055 --> 01:23:36,692
where allegedly Tommy Mavis,
also known as RED, sleeps.
1532
01:23:36,693 --> 01:23:39,582
Come on, we're gonna do
the Tommy Mavis challenge.
1533
01:23:39,583 --> 01:23:42,250
(wind blowing)
1534
01:23:43,248 --> 01:23:44,498
Now smash that like button
1535
01:23:44,499 --> 01:23:46,173
if you want me to do it right now.
1536
01:23:46,174 --> 01:23:47,174
Let's do it.
1537
01:23:48,866 --> 01:23:50,801
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy,
1538
01:23:50,802 --> 01:23:53,135
has no mommy, mommy, mommy.
1539
01:23:57,697 --> 01:23:59,480
- [Jamie] Man, I don't think it worked.
1540
01:23:59,481 --> 01:24:02,496
- I don't think, he's gotta be close.
1541
01:24:02,497 --> 01:24:03,849
- [Jamie] You said he'd come
through the pipe, right?
1542
01:24:03,850 --> 01:24:05,020
- Yeah.
1543
01:24:05,021 --> 01:24:06,372
- [Jamie] Look.
1544
01:24:06,373 --> 01:24:08,790
(screaming)
1545
01:24:11,491 --> 01:24:13,303
- I can't believe we got RED on camera.
1546
01:24:13,304 --> 01:24:14,902
We made it out alive.
1547
01:24:14,903 --> 01:24:17,465
Remember, subscribe to our paid tier,
1548
01:24:17,466 --> 01:24:22,466
to see us come back at night
at the witching hour, 3:33 a.m.
1549
01:24:22,586 --> 01:24:23,419
Let's go.
1550
01:24:25,654 --> 01:24:26,486
Was that a good take?
1551
01:24:26,487 --> 01:24:27,681
- [Jamie] Yeah, that looks fantastic.
1552
01:24:27,682 --> 01:24:28,514
- Where'd he go.
1553
01:24:28,515 --> 01:24:31,775
- [Jamie] Okay, piece of shit's broken.
1554
01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:33,790
Got some dirt stuck in the,
1555
01:24:33,791 --> 01:24:35,350
in the wheel here to turn it off.
1556
01:24:35,351 --> 01:24:36,233
Won't shut off.
1557
01:24:36,234 --> 01:24:37,066
- Oh no.
1558
01:24:37,067 --> 01:24:37,899
- [Jamie] We'll just have
to wait for it to die.
1559
01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:38,834
- [Red] Hey guys, how'd that look?
1560
01:24:38,835 --> 01:24:39,667
- [Jamie] Looked great.
1561
01:24:39,668 --> 01:24:43,344
- Bro, that was the sickest
take I've ever seen.
1562
01:24:43,345 --> 01:24:45,774
- This thing is disgusting though, Jesus.
1563
01:24:45,775 --> 01:24:46,724
Are we done?
1564
01:24:46,725 --> 01:24:47,557
- I think so.
1565
01:24:47,558 --> 01:24:49,466
I think we've got the tape.
1566
01:24:49,467 --> 01:24:50,299
- That's ridiculous.
1567
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:52,575
I can't believe that we got,
1568
01:24:52,576 --> 01:24:53,908
it's in my nose.
1569
01:24:53,909 --> 01:24:58,479
Burlap, why would anything
want to wear a burlap sack.
1570
01:24:58,480 --> 01:24:59,467
- [Jamie] Hey, is this a joke?
1571
01:24:59,468 --> 01:25:00,857
This isn't funny.
1572
01:25:00,858 --> 01:25:02,941
(static)
1573
01:25:15,057 --> 01:25:18,557
(eerie electronic music)
1574
01:25:23,991 --> 01:25:26,587
- [Man] Maybe some evils
can't be defeated by man.
1575
01:25:26,588 --> 01:25:29,461
Maybe some evils are elemental,
1576
01:25:29,462 --> 01:25:31,371
like the force of nature.
1577
01:25:31,372 --> 01:25:35,247
Like a, I don't know, like when you have,
1578
01:25:35,248 --> 01:25:36,311
tornadoes?
1579
01:25:36,312 --> 01:25:38,783
Yeah, maybe it's like a tornado, you know.
1580
01:25:38,784 --> 01:25:42,423
You just try to take cover and
pray that it doesn't get you.
1581
01:25:42,424 --> 01:25:46,133
Maybe some evil can't be diffused by man.
1582
01:25:46,134 --> 01:25:48,591
Maybe some evil's just too powerful,
1583
01:25:48,592 --> 01:25:50,605
and only God can take care of it.
1584
01:25:50,606 --> 01:25:53,753
Maybe, maybe it's like a
force of nature, you know.
1585
01:25:53,754 --> 01:25:57,671
Maybe it's like divine
wrath being called down,
1586
01:25:58,538 --> 01:26:01,254
like on Sodom and Gomorrah.
1587
01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:03,290
Maybe it's some sort of divine punishment
1588
01:26:03,291 --> 01:26:06,337
for the sinfulness of the area.
1589
01:26:06,338 --> 01:26:08,261
(radio static)
1590
01:26:08,262 --> 01:26:11,762
(changing radio stations)
1591
01:26:14,378 --> 01:26:17,036
- [Preacher] But if we walk in the light,
1592
01:26:17,037 --> 01:26:18,870
as He is in the light,
1593
01:26:20,188 --> 01:26:23,191
we have fellowship with one another.
1594
01:26:23,192 --> 01:26:25,790
And the blood of Jesus his son,
1595
01:26:25,791 --> 01:26:27,874
cleanses us from all sin.
1596
01:26:29,250 --> 01:26:32,941
We say we have no sin,
we deceive ourselves.
1597
01:26:32,942 --> 01:26:35,152
The truth is not in us.
1598
01:26:35,153 --> 01:26:37,582
If we confess our sins,
1599
01:26:37,583 --> 01:26:41,170
he is faithful and just
to forgive us our sins,
1600
01:26:41,171 --> 01:26:43,393
and to cleanse us
1601
01:26:43,394 --> 01:26:45,477
from all unrighteousness.
1602
01:26:46,864 --> 01:26:48,531
John 1, 7 through 9.
1603
01:26:54,122 --> 01:26:56,696
(vocal music)
1604
01:26:56,697 --> 01:26:59,447
(lyrics muffled)
1605
01:27:26,601 --> 01:27:29,434
(dissonant music)
1606
01:29:21,991 --> 01:29:24,991
(soft choral music)
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