Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,573
I'm getting
really sick and tired
2
00:00:06,659 --> 00:00:09,042
of this "having to tell you
what happened last week" shit.
3
00:00:09,206 --> 00:00:10,964
Take some notes or something.
4
00:00:11,203 --> 00:00:13,776
Get a pencil.
Grab some paper.
5
00:00:14,143 --> 00:00:17,128
I'm serious.
I can wait.
6
00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:25,627
Your father is gonna be
the new Hobo Loco
7
00:00:25,713 --> 00:00:27,754
beverage spokesperson.
8
00:00:27,850 --> 00:00:30,175
Soon I'll be able
to support those I love.
9
00:00:30,261 --> 00:00:31,425
Little Frank-ettes.
10
00:00:31,511 --> 00:00:32,823
Each day, you'll be given
11
00:00:32,909 --> 00:00:34,516
timed challenges.
Those of you
12
00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:35,850
who fail
to complete the tasks
13
00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:37,378
will be eliminated.
14
00:00:38,891 --> 00:00:40,745
All's fair in love
and hobo wars, Frank.
15
00:00:41,081 --> 00:00:42,091
Whoa!
16
00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,565
All's fair, Mikey O.
17
00:00:43,651 --> 00:00:44,682
All's fair.
18
00:00:44,768 --> 00:00:46,315
You will bleed out
and die
19
00:00:46,401 --> 00:00:48,016
if you carry six babies
to term.
20
00:00:48,099 --> 00:00:49,641
She's trying to kill my babies!
21
00:00:49,725 --> 00:00:51,026
Ingrid?
Ingrid?
22
00:00:51,112 --> 00:00:52,620
Oh, crap.
23
00:00:52,706 --> 00:00:53,800
I think I might be gay.
24
00:00:53,886 --> 00:00:54,926
I've just been feeling ways
25
00:00:55,011 --> 00:00:56,151
that I never felt before.
26
00:00:56,237 --> 00:00:57,800
Nice ass.
27
00:00:58,352 --> 00:01:00,222
Hey, so what's the job?
Busboy?
28
00:01:00,308 --> 00:01:01,393
Uh, dishwasher?
29
00:01:01,484 --> 00:01:03,242
Street corner sign spinner.
30
00:01:04,174 --> 00:01:05,761
You'll be back
tomorrow, right?
31
00:01:05,869 --> 00:01:07,366
- Yeah.
- Die!
32
00:01:07,452 --> 00:01:08,634
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop!
33
00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:09,852
We don't like him.
34
00:01:09,938 --> 00:01:12,081
Santiago's a good guy.
35
00:01:12,349 --> 00:01:14,112
Oh, fuck.
36
00:01:14,748 --> 00:01:15,830
- Xan?
- I didn't know
37
00:01:15,916 --> 00:01:16,916
where else to go.
38
00:01:17,002 --> 00:01:18,041
Yo, wakey, wakey.
39
00:01:18,127 --> 00:01:19,323
Get the fuck away from me!
40
00:01:19,409 --> 00:01:20,516
You smell like booze.
41
00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:22,338
- You're fired.
- What?
42
00:01:22,424 --> 00:01:24,174
Some lady
called the cops on me.
43
00:01:24,260 --> 00:01:25,488
- What'd you do?
- Selling lemonade
44
00:01:25,573 --> 00:01:26,760
in front of her house.
45
00:01:26,892 --> 00:01:27,992
Motherfucker.
46
00:01:28,078 --> 00:01:30,627
That was my brother
with the lemonade stand.
47
00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:38,074
Support us and become VIP member
to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org
48
00:01:44,141 --> 00:01:45,948
*SHAMELESS*
Season 09 Episode 11
49
00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:48,033
Episode Title: "The Hobo Games"
50
00:01:48,229 --> 00:01:51,103
♪ Think of all
the luck you got ♪
51
00:01:51,266 --> 00:01:54,516
♪ Know that
it's not for naught ♪
52
00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:57,600
♪ You were beaming
once before ♪
53
00:01:57,683 --> 00:02:02,151
♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
54
00:02:02,237 --> 00:02:05,208
♪ What is this downside ♪
55
00:02:05,557 --> 00:02:08,766
♪ That you speak of? ♪
56
00:02:08,948 --> 00:02:10,850
♪ What is this feeling ♪
57
00:02:11,026 --> 00:02:15,558
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
58
00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:25,643
♪ Round up
the friends you got ♪
59
00:02:25,808 --> 00:02:28,808
♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
60
00:02:28,891 --> 00:02:32,141
♪ You were willing
once before ♪
61
00:02:32,224 --> 00:02:36,391
♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
62
00:02:36,474 --> 00:02:39,808
♪ What is this downside ♪
63
00:02:39,891 --> 00:02:43,182
♪ That you speak of? ♪
64
00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,057
♪ What is this feeling ♪
65
00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:49,266
♪ You're so sure of? ♪
66
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,401
Good morning,
peaches and cream,
67
00:03:04,487 --> 00:03:05,695
number one girl.
68
00:03:05,891 --> 00:03:07,808
How's my six embryos today?
69
00:03:07,953 --> 00:03:09,349
You mean George,
70
00:03:09,433 --> 00:03:10,600
Gordy, Glenn, Gladys,
71
00:03:10,683 --> 00:03:12,433
Gina, and Gabby Gallagher?
72
00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:14,182
We're pissed, Frank.
73
00:03:14,266 --> 00:03:16,086
We're pregnant
and we're lonely
74
00:03:16,172 --> 00:03:17,867
and we're tired of hiding
from Dr. Kwan
75
00:03:17,953 --> 00:03:20,680
in this dark rat cave basement.
76
00:03:20,766 --> 00:03:22,235
The final's today.
77
00:03:22,321 --> 00:03:25,016
I want you home now.
I want you home now.
78
00:03:25,099 --> 00:03:27,758
I want you the fuck home now.
79
00:03:27,924 --> 00:03:29,133
Right now.
80
00:03:29,219 --> 00:03:31,547
Well, yeah, sure,
81
00:03:32,031 --> 00:03:34,932
you... you want that, honey.
82
00:03:35,188 --> 00:03:39,182
This is for the future
of our children.
83
00:03:39,266 --> 00:03:41,141
You can't ask me
to quit now.
84
00:03:41,224 --> 00:03:42,758
You can't ask LeBron James
85
00:03:42,844 --> 00:03:44,553
not to play in the playoffs.
86
00:03:44,876 --> 00:03:48,085
I'll be home tonight,
a winner,
87
00:03:48,224 --> 00:03:49,938
50...
88
00:03:50,224 --> 00:03:51,558
Motherfucker!
89
00:03:51,641 --> 00:03:52,891
Ingy?
90
00:03:55,099 --> 00:03:56,781
Things
a tad stressful
91
00:03:56,867 --> 00:03:58,953
with the little lady, Frank?
92
00:03:59,308 --> 00:04:01,766
Might be time to wash up
and head home.
93
00:04:02,149 --> 00:04:03,433
Nah.
94
00:04:03,516 --> 00:04:06,182
She was just calling
to remind me
95
00:04:06,266 --> 00:04:09,057
to be humble when I win.
96
00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,071
I don't know.
97
00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:14,865
That sounded a lot like a woman
wanting you to quit.
98
00:04:15,141 --> 00:04:17,391
Probably should.
99
00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,266
I've quit many things
in my life, Mikey...
100
00:04:20,349 --> 00:04:22,725
School, jobs, marriages,
101
00:04:22,808 --> 00:04:24,932
rehab several times.
102
00:04:25,016 --> 00:04:27,850
I am not quitting this.
103
00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:31,375
I am the Hobo Loco Mofo.
104
00:04:31,461 --> 00:04:33,469
Okay...
105
00:04:35,391 --> 00:04:38,141
♪ Oh ♪
106
00:04:38,433 --> 00:04:41,349
♪ You don't even know
what you're talking about ♪
107
00:05:36,396 --> 00:05:38,896
What are you doing?
That's my Oxy!
108
00:05:38,982 --> 00:05:40,483
Hey, that bitch
stole my Oxy!
109
00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,145
You fucking skank bitch!
110
00:05:42,231 --> 00:05:43,349
Get her!
111
00:05:56,141 --> 00:05:57,989
South Side piece of shit!
112
00:06:04,850 --> 00:06:06,168
Croissants?
113
00:06:06,254 --> 00:06:07,684
Where the hell'd
we get croissants?
114
00:06:07,770 --> 00:06:09,891
That Randy guy
keeps dropping off baked goods.
115
00:06:09,974 --> 00:06:10,942
Who?
116
00:06:11,028 --> 00:06:13,195
Mm, creepy guy.
Ingrid's ex-husband.
117
00:06:13,395 --> 00:06:15,044
The more she refuses
to come out of the basement,
118
00:06:15,129 --> 00:06:16,279
the more baked goods
he drops off
119
00:06:16,364 --> 00:06:18,136
on our front porch.
I mean, look at this.
120
00:06:18,222 --> 00:06:20,930
Cinnamon rolls, doughnut,
doughnut holes...
121
00:06:21,016 --> 00:06:22,391
Kelly, have you tried
the cinnamon bread yet?
122
00:06:22,474 --> 00:06:24,137
I know.
Better than sex.
123
00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,141
Mm.
124
00:06:26,224 --> 00:06:27,558
What's everybody
up to today?
125
00:06:27,641 --> 00:06:30,356
Carl's looking
for buried treasure!
126
00:06:30,442 --> 00:06:32,075
Oh, laugh it up, guys,
laugh it up,
127
00:06:32,161 --> 00:06:34,223
but come payday, you'll see
who the real captain is.
128
00:06:34,309 --> 00:06:36,209
I gotta replace
that janky furnace today.
129
00:06:36,294 --> 00:06:38,252
You know how much
the guy who quoted me went for?
130
00:06:38,338 --> 00:06:39,653
- 7,500 bucks.
- Jesus.
131
00:06:39,739 --> 00:06:42,291
Yeah, I'm gonna find
a used one on Craigslist.
132
00:06:42,377 --> 00:06:44,684
Craigslist is for murderers,
isn't it?
133
00:06:44,770 --> 00:06:46,266
Nah.
I've Craigslist-ed, like,
134
00:06:46,349 --> 00:06:48,840
40 times.
Only gotten rape-y vibes once.
135
00:06:48,926 --> 00:06:50,968
You should try the scrapyard
out past West Lake.
136
00:06:51,054 --> 00:06:52,263
My dad used to go there
for parts
137
00:06:52,348 --> 00:06:53,806
when he was rebuilding
his World War II
138
00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,184
reenactment Sherman tanks,
139
00:06:55,270 --> 00:06:56,615
and we saw furnaces there
all the time.
140
00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,723
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
141
00:06:57,809 --> 00:06:59,583
- Where in West Lake?
- I'll show you.
142
00:06:59,668 --> 00:07:00,850
I don't have anything else
going on today.
143
00:07:00,932 --> 00:07:02,028
- Cool.
- Um, no,
144
00:07:02,114 --> 00:07:02,989
you have softball camp,
145
00:07:03,075 --> 00:07:04,286
so you can't hang out
146
00:07:04,372 --> 00:07:05,535
with Debbie today,
'cause softball camp.
147
00:07:05,620 --> 00:07:06,434
"Softball camp."
148
00:07:06,520 --> 00:07:08,123
You can skip camp,
can't you, Kell?
149
00:07:08,208 --> 00:07:09,971
Totally.
Girls' day.
150
00:07:10,057 --> 00:07:11,516
We'll bring Franny.
151
00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,850
It's a date.
152
00:07:14,558 --> 00:07:16,224
Hey.
153
00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:19,016
May I interest you
in a croissant?
154
00:07:19,099 --> 00:07:20,349
We're a regular Starbucks.
155
00:07:20,433 --> 00:07:22,333
No, thanks, I'm good.
156
00:07:25,481 --> 00:07:27,308
Hey, um, are you still good
to give me and Xan
157
00:07:27,391 --> 00:07:29,266
- a ride downtown at 10:00?
- Why are doughnuts...
158
00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:30,629
- Yeah, uh, totally.
- Yeah?
159
00:07:30,715 --> 00:07:32,349
Great.
I'll see you then.
160
00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,433
Okay.
161
00:07:35,474 --> 00:07:36,879
Kev, come on!
162
00:07:36,965 --> 00:07:38,600
We're gonna be late!
163
00:07:38,683 --> 00:07:40,387
Uh...
164
00:07:40,558 --> 00:07:41,891
You go ahead!
165
00:07:41,974 --> 00:07:43,600
I'll meet you there.
166
00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:45,850
With what car?
What are you talking about?
167
00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:47,848
Come on!
168
00:07:48,125 --> 00:07:49,418
Hey!
What are you doing?
169
00:07:49,504 --> 00:07:51,106
We're gonna be late!
170
00:07:51,192 --> 00:07:52,208
I Googled it.
171
00:07:52,294 --> 00:07:53,387
Googled what?
172
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,808
Vasectomies.
173
00:07:55,067 --> 00:07:56,668
I saw a video on YouTube,
and no,
174
00:07:56,754 --> 00:07:58,051
I'm not doing that shit.
No.
175
00:07:58,137 --> 00:08:00,012
It's a two-millimeter incision
176
00:08:00,098 --> 00:08:01,308
that heals in two days.
177
00:08:01,391 --> 00:08:02,684
The common cold lasts longer.
178
00:08:02,770 --> 00:08:04,141
It's an incision with a knife
179
00:08:04,224 --> 00:08:05,465
into my ball bag.
180
00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:07,301
It's what 89% of people do
181
00:08:07,387 --> 00:08:08,971
when they don't want
to have kids anymore.
182
00:08:09,056 --> 00:08:11,290
You agreed to this.
You said you wanted to do it.
183
00:08:11,376 --> 00:08:13,122
I was emotionally distraught
184
00:08:13,208 --> 00:08:14,600
from losing Santiago!
185
00:08:14,872 --> 00:08:16,099
Kevin Ball,
186
00:08:16,182 --> 00:08:18,099
get your ass out here
right now,
187
00:08:18,182 --> 00:08:20,516
before I Lorena Bobbit you
myself.
188
00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,683
Excellent.
In the car.
189
00:08:30,766 --> 00:08:32,600
Ball family, out!
190
00:08:33,974 --> 00:08:35,974
Ball out.
191
00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:39,308
All right, hobos.
The final day
192
00:08:39,391 --> 00:08:41,725
of the Hobo Loco Man challenge
is upon us.
193
00:08:41,808 --> 00:08:43,683
Today, one of you
will be crowned
194
00:08:43,766 --> 00:08:45,518
the Hobo Loco Man.
195
00:08:46,974 --> 00:08:48,891
Three rounds today:
196
00:08:48,974 --> 00:08:51,106
quarterfinals, semifinals,
and finals.
197
00:08:51,192 --> 00:08:53,141
The first challenge is begging!
198
00:08:54,808 --> 00:08:56,349
You'll have two hours
199
00:08:56,433 --> 00:08:59,349
to make as much money
as you can begging.
200
00:09:01,278 --> 00:09:04,051
Who do you think
our competition is today?
201
00:09:04,287 --> 00:09:07,840
Hmm, sorority girl, I think,
is the dark horse.
202
00:09:08,247 --> 00:09:11,308
I had a cousin once.
She was part of the Delta Nu.
203
00:09:11,391 --> 00:09:12,637
She's dead.
204
00:09:12,757 --> 00:09:14,424
Gloria?
205
00:09:18,266 --> 00:09:20,817
Jesus.
But this guy.
206
00:09:20,903 --> 00:09:22,739
He may be a strong finisher.
207
00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:24,766
I saw him take a shit
in the alley
208
00:09:24,850 --> 00:09:26,308
with no TP.
209
00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:27,974
Wiped himself with a taco.
210
00:09:28,403 --> 00:09:30,516
Hard or soft?
211
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,391
The taco?
212
00:09:32,474 --> 00:09:35,600
- Hard.
- Wow.
213
00:09:38,020 --> 00:09:40,728
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
214
00:09:43,641 --> 00:09:45,348
.27.
Coming in hot.
215
00:09:45,434 --> 00:09:46,504
Wow.
216
00:09:46,590 --> 00:09:48,161
Your blood
is basically jet fuel.
217
00:09:48,247 --> 00:09:50,676
I've been training
my whole life for this day.
218
00:09:51,239 --> 00:09:53,364
.27 as well.
219
00:09:53,674 --> 00:09:55,508
Ain't we even stephens?
220
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,739
All right, can I get
two hours on the clock?
221
00:10:02,141 --> 00:10:03,516
And...
222
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,433
Go!
223
00:10:05,516 --> 00:10:08,558
Come on, let's go,
go, go!
224
00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:14,051
Tami's not here.
Should we bounce?
225
00:10:14,137 --> 00:10:16,011
Let's give her
another minute.
226
00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:17,641
See?
There.
227
00:10:17,856 --> 00:10:19,932
That grate opens up to it.
228
00:10:20,129 --> 00:10:21,864
If one of us goes under
229
00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,498
and pushes up and one of us
stays here and pulls up...
230
00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,786
We'll be able
to get it out!
231
00:10:24,872 --> 00:10:26,913
Are you a top
or a bottom?
232
00:10:29,145 --> 00:10:30,020
- I mean...
- I'll go down.
233
00:10:30,106 --> 00:10:31,262
- You stay here.
- Right.
234
00:10:31,348 --> 00:10:32,725
What you said.
235
00:10:32,895 --> 00:10:34,624
You're looking a little flushed
there, Debs.
236
00:10:34,710 --> 00:10:35,604
- You okay?
- Shut up.
237
00:10:35,690 --> 00:10:36,884
What are you guys
still doing here?
238
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,094
Shouldn't you be downtown?
239
00:10:38,224 --> 00:10:39,443
Yeah, you're right.
240
00:10:39,529 --> 00:10:40,850
I should text her,
see what's up.
241
00:10:40,932 --> 00:10:42,641
Okay.
Ready up there?
242
00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:44,567
Yeah.
You got room to push?
243
00:10:44,684 --> 00:10:46,600
I think so.
244
00:10:48,559 --> 00:10:51,266
Jesus.
245
00:10:51,457 --> 00:10:53,783
All right, Xan, come on.
We gotta take the El.
246
00:10:53,869 --> 00:10:55,266
What happened to Tami?
247
00:10:55,465 --> 00:10:56,683
She has to bail.
248
00:10:56,766 --> 00:10:58,141
That all she said?
249
00:10:58,224 --> 00:10:59,278
She gotta bail?
250
00:10:59,364 --> 00:11:00,433
No text, no emoji,
251
00:11:00,516 --> 00:11:02,516
- no sorry?
- Yeah. So?
252
00:11:02,600 --> 00:11:04,450
So she flew out of here
this morning
253
00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:07,661
and now you're getting
non-emoji cancellation texts?
254
00:11:07,758 --> 00:11:10,020
- You're getting the D, son.
- Oh, come on.
255
00:11:10,106 --> 00:11:11,315
People are allowed to bail,
all right?
256
00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,640
Stuff comes up.
Texts are short.
257
00:11:12,725 --> 00:11:13,747
Uh-huh.
Whatever helps you
258
00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:14,856
sleep at night, pal.
259
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,600
She's right.
It's not looking good for you.
260
00:11:16,683 --> 00:11:18,391
All right.
Come on, Xan.
261
00:11:18,474 --> 00:11:21,349
Push!
262
00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,192
Oh, yeah?
Well, I quit!
263
00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:37,668
You ever worked
on the line, Carl?
264
00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:38,965
In the kitchen?
265
00:11:39,141 --> 00:11:41,850
Okay, let me ask you this.
266
00:11:41,932 --> 00:11:44,057
Can you work Labor Day?
267
00:11:44,141 --> 00:11:45,308
I guess.
268
00:11:45,391 --> 00:11:46,725
Grab an apron.
269
00:11:49,161 --> 00:11:51,224
The twins tortured
the Guatemalan refugees,
270
00:11:51,308 --> 00:11:52,891
not me.
271
00:11:52,974 --> 00:11:54,891
That's why this whole thing
is bullshit.
272
00:11:54,974 --> 00:11:56,325
Now my wife's like,
273
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,989
"We can't bring babies
into the world,
274
00:11:58,075 --> 00:11:59,455
because if we do,
our daughters will kill them."
275
00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:01,450
Well, why is that
my scrotum's fault,
276
00:12:01,641 --> 00:12:03,266
and why can't she just take
the pill,
277
00:12:03,349 --> 00:12:04,622
like other women?
278
00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:06,234
Why is it so much worse for her
279
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,654
to take a tiny little pill
280
00:12:07,740 --> 00:12:09,344
that makes her "crazy"
than it is for me
281
00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,971
to get my testicle lobbed off?
282
00:12:11,057 --> 00:12:13,192
Your testicle
will not be "lobbed off," sir.
283
00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:15,090
Only your vas deferens tubes
are blocked.
284
00:12:15,182 --> 00:12:16,516
Oh, it's bullshit.
285
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,137
I'm calling bullshit
on vasectomies.
286
00:12:18,223 --> 00:12:20,122
Time's up, vasectomies.
287
00:12:20,308 --> 00:12:22,268
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What is that?
288
00:12:22,354 --> 00:12:23,395
Needle.
289
00:12:23,481 --> 00:12:24,641
Local anesthesia.
290
00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:26,725
Oh, good.
I'ma need a lot of that.
291
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:28,239
Uh, lots extra, please.
292
00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:30,770
I don't want to feel anything
from my waist down.
293
00:12:30,856 --> 00:12:31,932
Agh!
294
00:12:32,028 --> 00:12:34,808
Yeah.
295
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:37,442
All right.
So what's my prognosis?
296
00:12:37,528 --> 00:12:38,629
The prognosis?
297
00:12:38,745 --> 00:12:40,846
How long am I gonna be
in extraordinary pain?
298
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,575
Oh, uh, day or two
at the most.
299
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:44,263
We've already called in
a Vicodin prescription
300
00:12:44,341 --> 00:12:45,307
to your pharmacy,
301
00:12:45,401 --> 00:12:46,725
so take that as needed.
302
00:12:46,811 --> 00:12:47,895
All right.
303
00:12:49,516 --> 00:12:51,224
You feel anything
down here?
304
00:12:51,308 --> 00:12:53,141
Any feeling at all?
305
00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:54,932
No.
306
00:12:55,249 --> 00:12:56,582
Okay.
307
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:58,536
Now just try to relax,
Mr. Ball.
308
00:12:58,637 --> 00:12:59,725
Is that a crack?
309
00:12:59,808 --> 00:13:01,558
No.
Just your name, sir.
310
00:13:01,641 --> 00:13:03,182
Uh, won't you make
yourself comfortable,
311
00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:05,391
enjoy this Muzak,
and I'll be back shortly?
312
00:13:11,043 --> 00:13:11,930
Okay.
313
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:13,340
Now push!
314
00:13:13,489 --> 00:13:14,266
Are you pushing?
315
00:13:14,349 --> 00:13:15,762
Yes, I'm pushing!
316
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:18,683
Psst!
317
00:13:18,766 --> 00:13:20,141
Is the coast clear?
318
00:13:20,227 --> 00:13:21,918
Yep.
Coast is clear.
319
00:13:22,004 --> 00:13:23,433
Excellent.
320
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:25,474
I need some advice, Debbie.
321
00:13:25,558 --> 00:13:27,391
Not for me.
For a friend.
322
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:29,224
- You got a sec?
- Sure, shoot.
323
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,266
Okay.
324
00:13:31,349 --> 00:13:33,433
It's crowning!
325
00:13:33,516 --> 00:13:35,391
- You're crowning.
- Awesome.
326
00:13:35,474 --> 00:13:37,683
- I'll come up and pull.
- Okay.
327
00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:40,391
So here is
my friend's situation.
328
00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,473
She's pregnant,
and she's worried
329
00:13:42,559 --> 00:13:43,981
that her man
won't be there for her
330
00:13:44,067 --> 00:13:45,645
when her six babies come,
331
00:13:45,848 --> 00:13:48,180
so she's asked me
what to do.
332
00:13:48,387 --> 00:13:50,016
How will she know
333
00:13:50,099 --> 00:13:52,426
that he's really gonna
be there?
334
00:13:52,911 --> 00:13:55,349
Frank is not going
to be there for you.
335
00:13:55,504 --> 00:13:57,598
Definitely not, Ms. Jones.
336
00:13:57,809 --> 00:14:00,002
You should run away
with that ex-husband guy.
337
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,266
He loves you.
338
00:14:01,349 --> 00:14:02,942
People change.
339
00:14:03,067 --> 00:14:06,222
That is the entire basis
of my therapeutic practice...
340
00:14:06,308 --> 00:14:08,043
That people change.
341
00:14:08,176 --> 00:14:10,057
Frank can change, right?
342
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:13,051
No.
Times a million, no.
343
00:14:13,246 --> 00:14:15,488
But he seems
so committed.
344
00:14:16,086 --> 00:14:17,391
You could test him.
345
00:14:17,474 --> 00:14:18,891
For what?
346
00:14:18,974 --> 00:14:20,725
To see
how he really feels about you.
347
00:14:20,808 --> 00:14:22,182
- Oh.
- That's a good idea.
348
00:14:22,266 --> 00:14:23,410
Might as well.
349
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:24,844
Could tell him
you have terminal cancer
350
00:14:24,930 --> 00:14:26,209
or are gonna die in three days,
351
00:14:26,295 --> 00:14:28,000
see what he says about that.
352
00:14:28,281 --> 00:14:29,781
Interesting.
353
00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:31,266
And this works?
354
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:32,808
What works?
355
00:14:32,891 --> 00:14:34,641
Testing a man for his loyalty.
356
00:14:34,725 --> 00:14:36,600
How do you test a man
for loyalty, Fiona?
357
00:14:36,683 --> 00:14:37,867
You don't need to test.
358
00:14:37,953 --> 00:14:39,617
If it's got a dick,
it ain't loyal.
359
00:14:39,703 --> 00:14:42,037
And what's with the hole
in the floor?
360
00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:45,015
A little early
for a drink, isn't it?
361
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:47,846
All right, Mom.
I'm gonna turn in.
362
00:14:47,932 --> 00:14:50,242
I'll have money for you
later today.
363
00:14:50,617 --> 00:14:52,961
Any chance
you could get it to me now?
364
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,391
I gotta buy a used furnace,
365
00:14:54,474 --> 00:14:56,057
and bailing you out of jail
last week
366
00:14:56,141 --> 00:14:59,141
kind of cleaned me out.
367
00:14:59,484 --> 00:15:01,500
Fine.
368
00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:05,315
See you in 20.
369
00:15:12,474 --> 00:15:13,891
All right!
370
00:15:14,078 --> 00:15:15,932
Emiliano, KJ, Stump.
371
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,349
This is Carl.
He's our new fry guy.
372
00:15:18,433 --> 00:15:21,057
This is grill, bun warmer,
and beverage.
373
00:15:21,141 --> 00:15:24,656
Iraq vet, ex-con,
laid off by GE.
374
00:15:24,742 --> 00:15:25,914
Don't call us that, Lori.
375
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,218
Yeah, what the fuck, Lori?
376
00:15:27,304 --> 00:15:28,558
Be nice to this one, boys.
377
00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:30,218
He's never worked
on a line before.
378
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:32,789
Hey, all you got to do
is follow that chart.
379
00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:35,968
When it says fry, you fry.
380
00:15:37,619 --> 00:15:39,786
All right, kid,
here's the deal.
381
00:15:40,182 --> 00:15:42,182
We close at 11:00 p.m.
382
00:15:42,266 --> 00:15:43,961
At 11:01 p.m.,
383
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:46,838
we all smoke a blunt
at the picnic table out back.
384
00:15:47,141 --> 00:15:49,820
As fry guy,
you get to join us.
385
00:15:49,914 --> 00:15:51,622
Congratulations.
386
00:15:57,057 --> 00:16:00,281
You going
the old signage route, Frank?
387
00:16:00,766 --> 00:16:02,974
A bit trite, don't you think?
388
00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:24,216
It's true.
389
00:16:24,558 --> 00:16:26,507
I got kicked out
of the military
390
00:16:26,593 --> 00:16:29,093
'cause I couldn't get enough
of his cock.
391
00:16:29,813 --> 00:16:32,187
I lost a leg
to the Taliban.
392
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:36,757
Did they give a shit?
No.
393
00:16:36,992 --> 00:16:39,734
Sent my rainbow ass packing.
394
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:41,182
Our dream
395
00:16:41,351 --> 00:16:42,808
was to return home
396
00:16:43,023 --> 00:16:44,609
with two purple hearts.
397
00:16:44,695 --> 00:16:46,609
Instead,
398
00:16:47,078 --> 00:16:48,911
we're in a parking lot
399
00:16:49,308 --> 00:16:51,039
with nothing to show for it
400
00:16:51,190 --> 00:16:54,065
except our love.
401
00:17:02,234 --> 00:17:03,349
Thank you.
402
00:17:03,433 --> 00:17:04,460
Oh, thank you.
403
00:17:04,546 --> 00:17:05,561
Oo-rah.
404
00:17:26,683 --> 00:17:28,552
Hey, Jack.
405
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,048
Thank you.
406
00:17:47,641 --> 00:17:48,974
Phillip Gallagher?
407
00:17:49,057 --> 00:17:51,516
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, you sit tight, okay?
408
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,134
You, uh, read about the ten
best hotels of 2015.
409
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,845
Good?
All right.
410
00:17:58,260 --> 00:17:59,260
Hi.
411
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,889
Hi.
412
00:18:01,665 --> 00:18:02,791
How can I help you?
413
00:18:02,876 --> 00:18:03,962
Uh, I want to apply
414
00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:05,391
to foster a ten-year-old girl.
415
00:18:05,474 --> 00:18:07,266
Uh, foster to adopt,
as her legal guardian.
416
00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:09,808
- She a blood relative?
- No, but...
417
00:18:09,891 --> 00:18:11,057
So you're
an unlicensed non-relative.
418
00:18:11,141 --> 00:18:13,057
Where's her mom?
She in the system?
419
00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:15,141
No one knows
where her mom is.
420
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,474
No dad in the picture?
Grandparents?
421
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,474
Well, I'll tell you right now,
Mr. Gallagher,
422
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,778
this process isn't set up
423
00:18:23,141 --> 00:18:25,326
to give a 20-something
male non-relative
424
00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:27,436
guardianship
of a prepubescent girl.
425
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:30,138
- Sure.
- Lot of steps involved.
426
00:18:30,224 --> 00:18:31,337
Lot of paperwork.
427
00:18:31,423 --> 00:18:33,790
I, uh... I brought a pen, so...
428
00:18:36,102 --> 00:18:37,683
The girl you came
with... is she the child
429
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:38,725
you want to foster?
430
00:18:38,808 --> 00:18:40,433
Yeah.
431
00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:42,433
Is she
already in your care,
432
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,141
staying at your residence?
433
00:18:46,349 --> 00:18:49,891
She, uh...
She feels safe with me.
434
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:52,525
A'ight, her mom
just up and left her.
435
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:54,932
A'ight?
She has no place else to go.
436
00:18:55,016 --> 00:18:56,974
That's not
how this process works.
437
00:18:57,060 --> 00:18:59,573
You can't
just start fostering someone.
438
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,099
Okay.
439
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,268
All right.
440
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:16,995
Um, before we get started
in here,
441
00:19:17,081 --> 00:19:20,705
gonna need you to sign
this liability release.
442
00:19:20,791 --> 00:19:22,690
If you could just sign
right down there for me.
443
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,502
What are the chances I develop
an internal hematoma?
444
00:19:26,725 --> 00:19:28,010
Extremely rare.
445
00:19:28,096 --> 00:19:29,534
What if I piss blood tomorrow?
446
00:19:29,725 --> 00:19:30,791
Very rare.
447
00:19:30,877 --> 00:19:33,502
Okay, time to sign.
448
00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:40,641
Doctor will be with you
momentarily.
449
00:20:00,308 --> 00:20:03,433
Jesus.
450
00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,323
So we're all good there.
451
00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,870
Add "check smoke detectors"
452
00:20:06,956 --> 00:20:08,588
and a working furnace.
Debs!
453
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,096
- On it!
- Great.
454
00:20:10,828 --> 00:20:13,245
Also, it says something
about where I sleep.
455
00:20:13,641 --> 00:20:15,725
Let me see.
456
00:20:16,143 --> 00:20:17,823
"Own bed"
457
00:20:17,909 --> 00:20:19,558
in a room with no more
than one other person,
458
00:20:19,641 --> 00:20:22,308
"of the same sex."
459
00:20:22,391 --> 00:20:25,279
Okay, uh, so maybe
I could get a bunk bed
460
00:20:25,365 --> 00:20:26,826
for you and Debbie?
That sounds fun, right?
461
00:20:26,911 --> 00:20:28,412
What?
No way.
462
00:20:28,636 --> 00:20:31,010
No offense.
I have Franny.
463
00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:33,430
All right, so I'll put
the bunk beds in Fiona's room,
464
00:20:33,516 --> 00:20:34,984
you two can go in there,
and Xan can have your old room.
465
00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:36,016
No.
I'm a grown woman.
466
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:39,373
- I'm not sharing a room with Fiona.
- Look, she needs to sleep somewhere, Debs!
467
00:20:41,516 --> 00:20:43,016
A'ight, I'm sorry.
I just...
468
00:20:43,349 --> 00:20:45,308
I'm trying to figure this out,
all right?
469
00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:46,974
I'm gonna go buy a bunk bed,
470
00:20:47,057 --> 00:20:49,685
and we'll just go from there,
yeah?
471
00:20:52,929 --> 00:20:56,012
Hey.
Mm, here.
472
00:20:56,098 --> 00:20:58,390
Utilities plus half
of what I owe you.
473
00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:01,115
Thanks again.
474
00:21:01,888 --> 00:21:03,677
And for my next trick,
475
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,623
don't wake me.
476
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:08,120
Is she just going to bed now?
477
00:21:16,932 --> 00:21:18,683
Done.
Let's roll.
478
00:21:18,766 --> 00:21:19,967
Already?
That was fast.
479
00:21:20,053 --> 00:21:21,639
Yeah, all done.
Easy-peasy.
480
00:21:21,725 --> 00:21:23,099
What... shouldn't we
sign you out?
481
00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:24,976
No, did it.
All paid, like Fandango.
482
00:21:25,182 --> 00:21:27,474
I'm so proud of you, baby.
483
00:21:27,725 --> 00:21:29,725
And then there were five,
484
00:21:29,808 --> 00:21:31,057
ladies and gentlemen.
485
00:21:31,141 --> 00:21:32,974
Yes!
486
00:21:33,060 --> 00:21:36,268
Five contestants remain.
487
00:21:36,558 --> 00:21:38,092
All right,
for the semifinals,
488
00:21:38,178 --> 00:21:40,068
we have a challenge
that is gonna separate
489
00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:42,881
the truly loco
from the mildly loco.
490
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,271
We call it...
491
00:21:44,357 --> 00:21:46,815
The South Side
Emergency Room Challenge!
492
00:21:46,974 --> 00:21:48,766
Whoo!
493
00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:51,099
County General
is two blocks away
494
00:21:51,182 --> 00:21:52,629
on Ellis
495
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,932
and boasts the longest
496
00:21:55,016 --> 00:21:56,766
emergency room waiting time
497
00:21:56,850 --> 00:21:59,254
in all Chicago:
498
00:21:59,683 --> 00:22:02,016
11 hours.
499
00:22:02,099 --> 00:22:03,622
Your challenge,
500
00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:05,249
in one hour or less,
501
00:22:05,474 --> 00:22:06,974
is to get seen
502
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:08,725
by an ER doctor.
503
00:22:08,808 --> 00:22:10,974
You ever gotten through
in less than an hour?
504
00:22:11,057 --> 00:22:12,735
No, not possible.
505
00:22:12,821 --> 00:22:14,611
It's gonna take gushing blood.
506
00:22:14,697 --> 00:22:16,057
Amputation.
507
00:22:16,141 --> 00:22:18,853
Grand mal seizure.
Aw.
508
00:22:19,135 --> 00:22:21,471
Can I get one hour
on the clock, please?
509
00:22:21,603 --> 00:22:22,974
Oh...
All right.
510
00:22:23,057 --> 00:22:24,516
And...
511
00:22:24,939 --> 00:22:26,182
Go!
512
00:22:34,016 --> 00:22:35,752
Yo, Brad, hey.
Hey, man,
513
00:22:35,861 --> 00:22:38,017
could I borrow a socket set?
514
00:22:38,103 --> 00:22:39,486
I got a bunk bed
getting delivered.
515
00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:40,822
Take whatever you need.
Yeah.
516
00:22:40,908 --> 00:22:42,385
Thanks, man.
517
00:22:42,471 --> 00:22:43,595
I miss a party, or...
518
00:22:43,681 --> 00:22:44,890
Uh, not a party.
519
00:22:44,986 --> 00:22:46,885
Uh, just some refined sugar
520
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,400
in honor of Jay Z over there.
521
00:22:48,486 --> 00:22:49,775
Jay Z?
522
00:22:50,057 --> 00:22:51,814
I'm 100 days tomorrow!
523
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,142
No shit!
Yo!
524
00:22:53,228 --> 00:22:54,182
Hey, man, I'm so sorry.
525
00:22:54,266 --> 00:22:55,766
Fuck, I must have forgot.
Yo.
526
00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,349
That's no joke, all right?
527
00:22:57,525 --> 00:22:59,256
What can I say?
I got a good sponsor.
528
00:22:59,342 --> 00:23:00,385
You know what?
We'll hit the 8:00 a.m.
529
00:23:00,471 --> 00:23:02,389
tomorrow morning and get
some pie and celebrate, okay?
530
00:23:02,474 --> 00:23:04,424
- Sounds good.
- All right, good.
531
00:23:05,349 --> 00:23:07,377
Hey, go ahead.
Have a cupcake.
532
00:23:08,099 --> 00:23:10,252
Hey, man.
Um...
533
00:23:10,433 --> 00:23:12,850
Cami say anything to you
about Tami?
534
00:23:12,932 --> 00:23:14,044
What about Tami?
535
00:23:14,130 --> 00:23:15,474
I don't know.
She's acting funny.
536
00:23:15,558 --> 00:23:18,067
She was supposed to pick us up
this morning... never showed.
537
00:23:18,153 --> 00:23:20,209
I didn't hear anything.
538
00:23:20,381 --> 00:23:22,850
Maybe she's not cool
with the whole Xan thing.
539
00:23:22,932 --> 00:23:24,559
I mean, it's one thing
to start dating a guy,
540
00:23:24,644 --> 00:23:26,014
but it's another thing
to start dating
541
00:23:26,099 --> 00:23:27,683
a dad with a preteen.
542
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,016
What's she been saying
about it?
543
00:23:30,099 --> 00:23:31,891
Oh, nothing.
I mean...
544
00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:34,391
I don't know.
I guess I didn't really ask.
545
00:23:34,474 --> 00:23:36,224
Women like
to be asked everything.
546
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:38,200
I don't buy 1% milk
instead of 2%
547
00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:39,497
without asking Cami.
548
00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:40,826
What, you think
she's gonna make me choose
549
00:23:40,911 --> 00:23:42,850
between her and Xan?
That... that's crazy.
550
00:23:42,932 --> 00:23:44,808
I don't know,
but you gotta ask.
551
00:23:44,891 --> 00:23:46,600
Just ask, pretend-listen,
and nod.
552
00:23:46,683 --> 00:23:48,683
Works every time.
553
00:23:52,766 --> 00:23:54,641
Okay girls, here we go.
554
00:23:54,725 --> 00:23:58,016
Here we go, honey.
Okay.
555
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,516
Oh...
556
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:02,989
Oh, you okay, honey?
557
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,403
Oh...
558
00:24:06,266 --> 00:24:10,005
Oh, the pain.
559
00:24:10,245 --> 00:24:13,495
The pain is still so much.
It's mucho.
560
00:24:13,700 --> 00:24:15,989
- Muy mucho pain.
- Oh.
561
00:24:16,083 --> 00:24:17,766
The painkillers
haven't kicked in yet?
562
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:18,932
Yeah, I...
563
00:24:19,016 --> 00:24:20,567
am answer questions.
564
00:24:20,846 --> 00:24:22,514
Wow.
Okay.
565
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:23,888
I'll get you some ice.
566
00:24:23,974 --> 00:24:26,395
You gotta ice it today
every 20 minutes.
567
00:24:26,481 --> 00:24:28,192
20 minutes on,
20 minutes off.
568
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:30,606
- You hear me?
- Ah.
569
00:24:31,341 --> 00:24:32,740
You guys want me
to make you
570
00:24:32,825 --> 00:24:34,266
a snack
before I go to work today?
571
00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:35,850
Yes!
572
00:24:35,932 --> 00:24:37,809
Kev?
573
00:24:38,182 --> 00:24:41,513
Kevin.
Hey, hey, hey.
574
00:24:41,696 --> 00:24:43,613
Are you gonna be okay
watching the girls today?
575
00:24:43,699 --> 00:24:46,699
Mm, yes, nachos.
576
00:24:47,192 --> 00:24:48,731
Extra guac
577
00:24:48,817 --> 00:24:50,317
and sour cream.
578
00:24:50,457 --> 00:24:52,457
Shit.
579
00:24:54,107 --> 00:24:55,638
Hey, Deb.
580
00:24:55,724 --> 00:24:58,055
Kev had a minor
medical procedure this morning.
581
00:24:58,141 --> 00:24:59,684
He's not up
to watching the girls.
582
00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,239
Can you watch them
for a few hours
583
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,099
while I run to the Alibi?
584
00:25:02,182 --> 00:25:03,559
Yeah, sure.
No problem.
585
00:25:03,645 --> 00:25:05,139
Just throw them in
the Pack 'n Play with Franny.
586
00:25:05,224 --> 00:25:06,725
I have her watching cartoons
till we're done here.
587
00:25:06,808 --> 00:25:07,856
Thanks, girl.
588
00:25:07,942 --> 00:25:08,958
Cute furnace.
589
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:10,599
Only cost me
700 bucks.
590
00:25:18,888 --> 00:25:20,808
I got a fork
in my leg!
591
00:25:20,891 --> 00:25:22,850
I need to see
a doctor!
592
00:25:22,932 --> 00:25:25,600
I'm suicidal.
I'm going to do it.
593
00:25:27,641 --> 00:25:29,239
- I'm really...
- You ready?
594
00:25:29,325 --> 00:25:30,825
I'm really
gonna do it.
595
00:25:30,911 --> 00:25:32,630
- There you go.
- I'm serious.
596
00:25:32,716 --> 00:25:35,036
I'm...
I'm so suicidal.
597
00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,638
I'm going to do it.
598
00:25:38,391 --> 00:25:40,433
Oh, wow.
599
00:25:40,535 --> 00:25:41,898
Ready?
600
00:25:44,825 --> 00:25:46,325
Okay.
601
00:25:52,891 --> 00:25:55,341
You go.
602
00:25:55,683 --> 00:25:57,536
Excuse me.
603
00:25:57,891 --> 00:25:59,888
Excuse me.
604
00:26:02,544 --> 00:26:04,270
My friend and I have
this cough.
605
00:26:04,356 --> 00:26:06,439
- It just won't...
- Code red. TB alert.
606
00:26:06,540 --> 00:26:08,255
I think he's got a...
607
00:26:08,341 --> 00:26:09,433
Yes, sir.
One second.
608
00:26:09,516 --> 00:26:11,388
TB protocol!
Get them to quarantine!
609
00:26:11,474 --> 00:26:13,256
You're being admitted.
There are some wheelchairs
610
00:26:13,341 --> 00:26:14,638
here for you right now.
611
00:26:14,724 --> 00:26:16,680
Sir, if you could just have
a seat.
612
00:26:16,766 --> 00:26:18,364
Get them to isolation
right away!
613
00:26:18,450 --> 00:26:20,591
We'll take you back
to see the doctor.
614
00:26:20,683 --> 00:26:23,036
Let's get them
to quarantine.
615
00:26:30,781 --> 00:26:33,083
Could someone
get that, for fuck's sake?
616
00:26:37,224 --> 00:26:42,005
Oh, God.
Keep your fucking pants on.
617
00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,612
- What?
- Hi.
618
00:26:47,698 --> 00:26:49,739
I'm Peter Naylor,
here to see Phillip Gallagher.
619
00:26:49,825 --> 00:26:51,409
- He at home?
- Lip!
620
00:26:51,503 --> 00:26:53,270
You home?
621
00:26:56,518 --> 00:26:57,600
Guess not.
622
00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,516
What about Alexandra Galvez?
623
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:02,518
- She in?
- Who?
624
00:27:02,604 --> 00:27:05,347
Alexandra Galvez.
G-A-L-V-E-Z.
625
00:27:05,433 --> 00:27:07,725
Female, age ten,
African-American.
626
00:27:07,932 --> 00:27:10,600
Oh, Xan?
That her name?
627
00:27:10,683 --> 00:27:14,034
Uh, I'm sorry.
I was sound asleep.
628
00:27:14,120 --> 00:27:16,682
Yeah, Xan crashes here
sometimes.
629
00:27:16,768 --> 00:27:18,745
- Why?
- I'm with DCFS,
630
00:27:18,886 --> 00:27:20,224
here to do
a home safety check
631
00:27:20,308 --> 00:27:22,391
for a case opened up
by Phillip Gallagher.
632
00:27:24,099 --> 00:27:25,565
Oh.
633
00:27:26,261 --> 00:27:27,972
May I come in?
634
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:30,987
Sure.
635
00:27:38,265 --> 00:27:41,018
We're just doing a few, uh,
home improvement projects
636
00:27:41,104 --> 00:27:42,391
- today.
- Hmm.
637
00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:45,339
Your tetanus is up to date,
right?
638
00:27:46,675 --> 00:27:48,933
Is that an open hole
in the floor?
639
00:27:50,274 --> 00:27:53,566
Uh, yes, but it's not
what it appears to be.
640
00:27:53,687 --> 00:27:56,771
My sister is actually a welder,
so she's very qualified to...
641
00:27:56,932 --> 00:27:59,847
Uh, Debs, can you come
down here, please?
642
00:28:03,151 --> 00:28:05,104
Who's in charge
of these children?
643
00:28:05,349 --> 00:28:07,683
Um, Debbie.
Debbie is.
644
00:28:07,766 --> 00:28:09,659
Uh, the woman you can't find?
645
00:28:09,974 --> 00:28:11,558
Uh, well,
she's definitely here.
646
00:28:11,641 --> 00:28:13,589
She's just probably
getting a tool or something.
647
00:28:13,675 --> 00:28:16,495
Debs!
Can you come down here, please?
648
00:28:16,581 --> 00:28:18,581
Are you here?
649
00:28:19,182 --> 00:28:21,224
Uh, it doesn't seem
like Debs is here.
650
00:28:21,308 --> 00:28:22,391
Hmm.
651
00:28:22,518 --> 00:28:25,307
Well, also, I was...
I was here.
652
00:28:25,393 --> 00:28:27,766
I was right upstairs,
so if the kids needed anything,
653
00:28:27,850 --> 00:28:29,725
I... I would've heard them
and come running.
654
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:31,612
Weren't you sound asleep?
655
00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:35,214
Uh...
Yes.
656
00:28:35,378 --> 00:28:36,766
Mm.
657
00:28:36,850 --> 00:28:38,474
And where
does Alexandra sleep?
658
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:42,678
Uh, on the couch,
most of the time, I think.
659
00:28:45,029 --> 00:28:47,445
We take really good care
of her.
660
00:28:51,664 --> 00:28:52,706
Upstairs?
661
00:28:52,792 --> 00:28:53,867
Why not?
662
00:28:53,953 --> 00:28:55,370
Of course.
663
00:28:59,725 --> 00:29:01,766
Oh, we did it!
664
00:29:01,850 --> 00:29:03,057
Got it done.
665
00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:04,932
New furnace, boy!
666
00:29:06,386 --> 00:29:08,206
Oh, I'm parched.
667
00:29:08,308 --> 00:29:09,734
Can I drink out of that?
668
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:10,904
Yeah, sure.
669
00:29:11,010 --> 00:29:12,343
Let me turn it on.
670
00:29:22,516 --> 00:29:24,057
Oh, see, there's Debs.
671
00:29:24,143 --> 00:29:25,722
I knew she was here.
672
00:29:25,808 --> 00:29:27,099
Debs!
673
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,534
There she is.
674
00:29:28,620 --> 00:29:29,932
Hey, Debbie?
675
00:29:30,016 --> 00:29:31,807
W-would you come
in here, please?
676
00:29:31,893 --> 00:29:33,099
Why?
677
00:29:33,182 --> 00:29:35,433
It's fine.
We're all set here.
678
00:29:35,516 --> 00:29:37,141
Um...
679
00:29:40,667 --> 00:29:42,042
No, you bitch!
680
00:29:42,128 --> 00:29:43,309
If you can just wait
a moment...
681
00:29:43,394 --> 00:29:44,852
She... she was just outside,
682
00:29:45,057 --> 00:29:47,464
and, see, this is
her daughter here, Francis.
683
00:29:48,401 --> 00:29:49,839
Oh, Phillip, good.
684
00:29:49,925 --> 00:29:51,133
This is, um...
685
00:29:51,219 --> 00:29:52,344
Peter.
686
00:29:52,453 --> 00:29:54,542
Uh, he's here
for the house check.
687
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:56,261
Oh, hey, hey.
688
00:29:56,347 --> 00:29:57,800
Peter, how's it going, man?
689
00:29:57,886 --> 00:29:59,224
I'm Phillip.
It's... it's very nice
690
00:29:59,308 --> 00:30:01,266
to meet you, sir.
Um...
691
00:30:01,448 --> 00:30:03,224
I wasn't expecting you here
so soon.
692
00:30:03,308 --> 00:30:04,349
Unannounced.
693
00:30:04,667 --> 00:30:06,058
Right, um...
694
00:30:06,144 --> 00:30:09,417
Well, I'm here now, so, uh,
how about I take over
695
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,996
and I'll... I'll give you
the tour, then?
696
00:30:11,081 --> 00:30:12,850
Miss Gallagher
already showed me around.
697
00:30:12,932 --> 00:30:14,386
She did.
Okay.
698
00:30:14,472 --> 00:30:16,339
Um, hey, hey,
I'm sure you're, uh,
699
00:30:16,425 --> 00:30:18,013
a really busy guy,
but, you know,
700
00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:19,308
maybe just give me
a couple minutes.
701
00:30:19,391 --> 00:30:20,487
I can show you around.
702
00:30:20,573 --> 00:30:21,832
You know, explain
a couple things.
703
00:30:21,917 --> 00:30:23,584
I got
two more appointments today.
704
00:30:24,076 --> 00:30:25,909
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
705
00:30:26,222 --> 00:30:27,996
Look, just come back
in a couple hours, all right?
706
00:30:28,081 --> 00:30:30,425
Please, I-I just got her
a comforter.
707
00:30:30,601 --> 00:30:32,393
All right?
I-I got her a bunk bed coming.
708
00:30:32,479 --> 00:30:34,057
Sorry.
709
00:30:34,276 --> 00:30:35,474
I'm done here.
710
00:31:00,850 --> 00:31:02,016
Ahoy, mateys.
711
00:31:02,099 --> 00:31:03,631
Break's over.
Come on.
712
00:31:03,717 --> 00:31:05,473
Hey, yo, can I ask you guys
something real quick?
713
00:31:05,558 --> 00:31:06,808
- Sure.
- Yeah.
714
00:31:06,891 --> 00:31:09,342
What do you think
this picture's of?
715
00:31:10,266 --> 00:31:12,766
It's easy.
It's hot, is what it is.
716
00:31:12,850 --> 00:31:15,308
Two fucking hot lesbians
being fucking hot.
717
00:31:15,391 --> 00:31:17,391
Yeah, lesbian porn.
718
00:31:17,474 --> 00:31:18,482
My dick's hard.
719
00:31:18,568 --> 00:31:19,568
Yo, that's my sister
720
00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:20,450
and my girlfriend.
721
00:31:20,536 --> 00:31:21,932
- No way.
- Fuck you.
722
00:31:22,016 --> 00:31:23,724
Which one's your sister?
723
00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:26,766
Uh, she's macking
on your girl, huh?
724
00:31:31,784 --> 00:31:33,755
Hey, hey.
725
00:31:33,841 --> 00:31:35,357
Why the hell'd you let DCFS
in here?
726
00:31:35,443 --> 00:31:36,271
I'm sorry.
727
00:31:36,357 --> 00:31:38,450
I had no idea who that guy was.
I-I didn't...
728
00:31:38,536 --> 00:31:40,016
Who the fuck did you think
that was?
729
00:31:40,099 --> 00:31:41,819
He's wearing a tie and he's got
a fucking clipboard.
730
00:31:41,904 --> 00:31:44,419
I was asleep!
I'm not a fucking mind reader.
731
00:31:44,505 --> 00:31:45,983
Why didn't you tell me
they were coming?
732
00:31:46,068 --> 00:31:47,248
- Why didn't I tell you?
- Yes.
733
00:31:47,333 --> 00:31:49,560
Maybe if I'd known DCFS
was dropping by...
734
00:31:49,646 --> 00:31:50,932
Jesus Christ.
Do you have any idea
735
00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:52,308
how much you fucked this up
for me?
736
00:31:52,391 --> 00:31:53,763
This is not my fault.
737
00:31:53,849 --> 00:31:56,130
I did not invite DCFS here.
738
00:31:56,216 --> 00:31:57,741
I did not leave a... a furnace in the house...
- Hey, hey, shh.
739
00:31:57,826 --> 00:32:00,388
- Hey, hey, hey!
- Or kids in a Pack 'n Play,
740
00:32:00,474 --> 00:32:02,974
or an open hole
in the fucking floor.
741
00:32:03,057 --> 00:32:04,433
No, but you sure as shit
didn't help, Fiona.
742
00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:05,974
The old Fiona
would've handled this,
743
00:32:06,057 --> 00:32:07,553
would've spun shit,
would've covered for me.
744
00:32:07,638 --> 00:32:09,180
What was I supposed to do, huh?
745
00:32:09,266 --> 00:32:10,349
Bake him a fucking cake?
746
00:32:10,433 --> 00:32:11,458
No, but I expected you
747
00:32:11,544 --> 00:32:13,037
to not be drunk
in the middle of the day.
748
00:32:13,122 --> 00:32:14,755
How about that, huh?
749
00:32:26,802 --> 00:32:28,016
Maybe I'm tired
750
00:32:28,099 --> 00:32:30,365
of playing
Susie fucking Sunshine
751
00:32:30,808 --> 00:32:33,057
all the time, huh?
Think of that?
752
00:32:36,266 --> 00:32:38,099
'Cause if I want to be drunk
753
00:32:38,182 --> 00:32:39,893
in the middle
of the fucking day,
754
00:32:39,979 --> 00:32:41,854
that is my fucking business.
755
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:17,013
We are very lucky to have
Camilla back with us today...
756
00:33:17,099 --> 00:33:19,141
Why can't we watch the game?
This sucks.
757
00:33:19,369 --> 00:33:20,974
Where's Kevin?
758
00:33:21,057 --> 00:33:22,641
Kev had a vasectomy today.
759
00:33:22,725 --> 00:33:24,447
- Ooh.
- Poor bastard.
760
00:33:24,533 --> 00:33:25,736
Worst day of my life.
761
00:33:25,822 --> 00:33:27,057
I know, but it was time,
762
00:33:27,141 --> 00:33:28,558
with Santiago,
and, of course,
763
00:33:28,641 --> 00:33:30,533
me telling him it was time.
764
00:33:30,619 --> 00:33:32,422
They warn him
about the pooling?
765
00:33:32,508 --> 00:33:34,572
- You had blood pooling, too?
- Ah.
766
00:33:34,658 --> 00:33:36,924
They had to drain me
like a pig down there.
767
00:33:37,016 --> 00:33:39,400
You have to be nice
to the old boy, V.
768
00:33:39,486 --> 00:33:41,224
He's going through
some serious torture
769
00:33:41,308 --> 00:33:44,141
down there.
770
00:33:44,891 --> 00:33:46,807
Alibi.
771
00:33:47,308 --> 00:33:49,025
The who?
772
00:33:49,766 --> 00:33:51,377
Reschedule what?
773
00:33:53,096 --> 00:33:54,728
What do you mean,
he didn't have it?
774
00:33:54,814 --> 00:33:56,120
He's at home right now,
recovering.
775
00:33:56,205 --> 00:33:57,627
He said his pain level's a te...
776
00:33:58,211 --> 00:34:00,986
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
777
00:34:01,072 --> 00:34:03,181
♪ Go, go, everybody go ♪
778
00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:05,474
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
779
00:34:05,558 --> 00:34:08,099
♪ Everybody, everybody,
everybody get up ♪
780
00:34:08,182 --> 00:34:09,850
♪ Get up, get up, get up ♪
781
00:34:09,932 --> 00:34:11,627
♪ Get up and get down ♪
782
00:34:11,713 --> 00:34:14,506
♪ Everybody get up,
get up, get up, get up ♪
783
00:34:14,592 --> 00:34:16,300
♪ Get up, get up
and get down ♪
784
00:34:16,386 --> 00:34:18,594
♪ Go, go, go, go ♪
785
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,305
♪ Get up, go, go, go, go ♪
786
00:34:21,391 --> 00:34:23,307
♪ Get up ♪
787
00:34:36,766 --> 00:34:38,433
Hey, it's Tami.
Leave a message.
788
00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:43,016
Hey, Tami, um,
789
00:34:43,099 --> 00:34:45,433
it's me.
Uh...
790
00:34:45,516 --> 00:34:46,974
Look, I'm... I'm sure you're...
791
00:34:47,057 --> 00:34:48,718
You're probably getting
off work soon.
792
00:34:48,804 --> 00:34:51,515
Uh, I'm about to hit a meeting,
793
00:34:51,766 --> 00:34:56,367
um, you know, 'cause I, uh...
794
00:34:58,057 --> 00:34:59,546
I need a meeting.
795
00:34:59,808 --> 00:35:01,984
Uh...
796
00:35:02,804 --> 00:35:05,347
Actually, I had a...
A pretty shitty day,
797
00:35:05,433 --> 00:35:07,343
to be honest.
798
00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,507
Oh...
799
00:35:11,281 --> 00:35:13,308
Yeah, just call me back,
all right?
800
00:35:13,617 --> 00:35:15,057
Thanks.
801
00:35:19,683 --> 00:35:21,349
Hello, I'm home.
802
00:35:21,433 --> 00:35:22,516
Hey.
803
00:35:22,734 --> 00:35:24,851
Hey!
804
00:35:24,952 --> 00:35:26,289
Hey, Carl,
805
00:35:26,375 --> 00:35:28,182
- we're in here.
- We're in the kitchen!
806
00:35:28,266 --> 00:35:30,016
We got muffins, y'all!
807
00:35:30,099 --> 00:35:32,679
Muffins! Muffins! Muffins!
808
00:35:32,932 --> 00:35:34,683
The best.
809
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:37,224
Carl, your sister
is so fucking funny.
810
00:35:37,308 --> 00:35:38,625
What's so funny?
811
00:35:38,711 --> 00:35:41,382
Oh, it's an inside joke.
You wouldn't get it.
812
00:35:41,468 --> 00:35:42,876
It's a muffin commercial.
813
00:35:43,016 --> 00:35:45,641
You know the fat guy
from the muffin commercial?
814
00:35:45,725 --> 00:35:47,766
"We got muffins, y'all!"
815
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,766
Stop.
816
00:35:53,850 --> 00:35:55,641
Oh, I'm gonna run up
and get dressed.
817
00:35:55,725 --> 00:35:57,016
D, can I borrow
something to wear?
818
00:35:57,099 --> 00:35:58,308
Of course, girl.
Take whatever.
819
00:35:58,391 --> 00:35:59,907
Do you want
to split another with me,
820
00:35:59,992 --> 00:36:01,165
or you want your own
when you're back?
821
00:36:01,250 --> 00:36:02,312
Split with you.
822
00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:03,672
Be right back, fry guy.
823
00:36:03,758 --> 00:36:05,383
I'm so proud of you.
824
00:36:08,083 --> 00:36:09,773
The fuck you think
you're doing?
825
00:36:10,016 --> 00:36:11,641
Putting peanut butter
on a Ritz.
826
00:36:11,765 --> 00:36:14,093
No, with Kelly.
Why you trying to get with her?
827
00:36:14,179 --> 00:36:15,936
- What?
- Stop fronting.
828
00:36:16,022 --> 00:36:17,374
I'm not fronting.
829
00:36:17,460 --> 00:36:18,937
Her and I just get along good.
830
00:36:19,023 --> 00:36:20,266
Aren't I supposed
to get along well
831
00:36:20,351 --> 00:36:22,492
with my brother's girlfriend
if she's awesome?
832
00:36:22,578 --> 00:36:24,932
No, she's my awesome,
not your awesome.
833
00:36:25,016 --> 00:36:26,683
She's not a lesbian, dumb-ass.
834
00:36:26,766 --> 00:36:28,523
Exactly.
She's not gay.
835
00:36:28,609 --> 00:36:30,099
Although she is
the kind of girl
836
00:36:30,182 --> 00:36:31,593
who could come out
later in life.
837
00:36:31,679 --> 00:36:33,039
I'm not getting
total gay vibes,
838
00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:35,828
but it's inconclusive,
so... I'd say yeah,
839
00:36:35,914 --> 00:36:38,171
she'll probably eventually
end up gay.
840
00:36:39,057 --> 00:36:40,974
Just knock it off.
I mean it.
841
00:36:41,057 --> 00:36:43,391
There's nothing going on
between me and your girlfriend.
842
00:36:43,474 --> 00:36:44,932
Keep your blouse on, Carl.
843
00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:47,308
You guys know where, uh,
Lip went?
844
00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:48,600
No.
845
00:36:48,683 --> 00:36:49,797
Well, he's not answering
his phone.
846
00:36:49,882 --> 00:36:51,007
I gotta find him.
847
00:36:53,016 --> 00:36:55,641
Hey, Xan, do you know
where Lip might be?
848
00:36:55,804 --> 00:36:57,182
Maybe the shop?
849
00:36:57,367 --> 00:36:59,339
All right, thanks.
850
00:37:01,062 --> 00:37:03,850
- Hey, Mikey.
- Yeah, Frank?
851
00:37:03,932 --> 00:37:06,664
No matter what
the final challenge is, buddy,
852
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:08,250
I-I just want you to know
853
00:37:08,336 --> 00:37:10,453
you've been a pleasure
to work with.
854
00:37:10,539 --> 00:37:11,586
You're a hobo
855
00:37:11,671 --> 00:37:12,539
from another mother.
856
00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:14,878
Thanks for that.
Thank you, Frank.
857
00:37:15,562 --> 00:37:18,382
Couldn't have said that better
myself.
858
00:37:19,502 --> 00:37:21,555
All right, let's get started!
859
00:37:23,932 --> 00:37:27,600
From hundreds of hopefuls
to dozens of competitors,
860
00:37:27,683 --> 00:37:32,391
to eight finalists
to six valiant losers...
861
00:37:33,867 --> 00:37:37,784
And finally, finally,
to two final hobos.
862
00:37:37,987 --> 00:37:40,404
We've come
to the last round,
863
00:37:40,490 --> 00:37:43,615
where Frank and Mikey
will compete mano y mano,
864
00:37:43,766 --> 00:37:45,171
but the question is,
865
00:37:45,306 --> 00:37:48,976
who will wear
the Hobo Loco crown?
866
00:37:50,932 --> 00:37:52,600
- Hold on.
- That'll be me.
867
00:37:58,266 --> 00:38:00,433
Was that a train?
868
00:38:00,516 --> 00:38:02,683
Oh, man, I hate trains.
869
00:38:02,875 --> 00:38:04,257
That's right!
870
00:38:04,343 --> 00:38:07,718
When you think
of the classic American hobo,
871
00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:09,429
what is he doing?
872
00:38:09,558 --> 00:38:12,234
Jumping on a moving train!
873
00:38:14,850 --> 00:38:16,992
The train
874
00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:20,265
will barrel down on Frank
and Mikey
875
00:38:20,351 --> 00:38:23,203
and you two will run like hell
876
00:38:23,289 --> 00:38:24,257
to hop on.
877
00:38:24,343 --> 00:38:26,182
The hobo who is in the car
878
00:38:26,266 --> 00:38:28,171
when the train
crosses the finish line
879
00:38:28,257 --> 00:38:30,703
is our winner, but first,
880
00:38:31,016 --> 00:38:32,558
four shots each!
881
00:38:32,641 --> 00:38:35,057
Loco up!
882
00:38:47,815 --> 00:38:50,976
You came!
My baby.
883
00:38:51,062 --> 00:38:52,132
Oh, God.
884
00:38:52,218 --> 00:38:54,109
Frank, something's wrong.
I'm in pain.
885
00:38:54,195 --> 00:38:55,278
What do you mean?
886
00:38:55,364 --> 00:38:57,445
I'm cramping and I'm spotting
887
00:38:57,531 --> 00:38:58,725
and there's a lot of blood.
888
00:38:58,808 --> 00:39:01,781
I think I'm having between one
and six miscarriages.
889
00:39:01,867 --> 00:39:03,099
Right now?
Oh, God.
890
00:39:03,182 --> 00:39:05,164
- Uh...
- Yeah, look, I-I need you
891
00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:07,570
to come home.
Care for me.
892
00:39:08,457 --> 00:39:09,541
Frank.
893
00:39:09,627 --> 00:39:10,632
Okay.
894
00:39:10,718 --> 00:39:12,217
Here's the plan.
You pop a squat
895
00:39:12,303 --> 00:39:13,431
right here
for just a few minutes.
896
00:39:13,516 --> 00:39:14,531
- I will...
- Pop a squat?
897
00:39:14,617 --> 00:39:15,617
Or... or sit on those
898
00:39:15,703 --> 00:39:16,750
very comfortable benches,
899
00:39:16,836 --> 00:39:18,336
and I will be back momentarily.
900
00:39:18,422 --> 00:39:20,375
This'll take three,
maybe five minutes.
901
00:39:20,461 --> 00:39:21,836
I am miscarrying.
902
00:39:21,922 --> 00:39:24,523
Will you come with me,
or will you stay?
903
00:39:24,609 --> 00:39:26,773
Frank, four shots,
904
00:39:26,859 --> 00:39:28,156
or you're disqualified.
905
00:39:28,242 --> 00:39:30,625
Come with me, Frank.
Come.
906
00:39:32,850 --> 00:39:34,062
I'm coming!
907
00:39:34,945 --> 00:39:37,085
I will be back.
I love you.
908
00:39:37,171 --> 00:39:38,349
I'm gonna win this.
909
00:39:38,523 --> 00:39:39,593
I'll be back.
910
00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:41,513
There he goes.
There he goes.
911
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:42,641
Okay!
Whoo!
912
00:39:43,057 --> 00:39:45,683
Oh, like nothing!
913
00:39:52,850 --> 00:39:54,224
Hello?
914
00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:56,898
Hey.
We, uh... we shut down at 5:00.
915
00:39:56,984 --> 00:39:58,141
Closing up here.
Can I help you?
916
00:39:58,224 --> 00:39:59,516
Hi.
Um...
917
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:00,898
I'm looking for my brother,
Lip.
918
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,558
- Is he here?
- You're Lip's sister?
919
00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:04,278
- Yeah.
- No way. I'm Jason.
920
00:40:04,364 --> 00:40:05,808
- Hi.
- Your brother's a great guy.
921
00:40:05,891 --> 00:40:07,391
Yeah, he is.
922
00:40:07,515 --> 00:40:09,731
He's not here, though.
Nobody here but me.
923
00:40:09,817 --> 00:40:11,934
- You want me to text him and tell him...
- No,
924
00:40:12,036 --> 00:40:13,974
no.
I think he's avoiding me
925
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,641
'cause I fucked something up
for him.
926
00:40:16,778 --> 00:40:18,880
I owe him an apology.
927
00:40:19,075 --> 00:40:21,742
Apparently, I owe everyone
an apology.
928
00:40:22,224 --> 00:40:24,725
Well, you can talk to me
about it.
929
00:40:24,823 --> 00:40:26,411
You know, if you want to.
930
00:40:30,391 --> 00:40:33,973
Shit is going down, Jason...
931
00:40:34,059 --> 00:40:35,391
God...
932
00:40:35,474 --> 00:40:38,308
In my life.
933
00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:44,694
I'm broke...
934
00:40:47,182 --> 00:40:49,919
back home,
935
00:40:50,433 --> 00:40:52,864
and my boyfriend's married.
936
00:40:53,013 --> 00:40:56,567
I got fired
from the place that I managed.
937
00:40:58,165 --> 00:40:59,661
Probably heard all
that before, right?
938
00:40:59,747 --> 00:41:01,456
Lip comes in
whining about me.
939
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,763
He doesn't, no.
940
00:41:05,182 --> 00:41:06,708
Liar.
941
00:41:09,575 --> 00:41:12,138
I went to jail, too.
Yeah.
942
00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:15,005
Assault charges.
Punched a racist.
943
00:41:15,869 --> 00:41:18,145
Court date coming up.
944
00:41:20,289 --> 00:41:24,169
And I sold drugs today.
945
00:41:24,725 --> 00:41:26,083
That was fun.
946
00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:32,323
And I'm just
in a really fucked-up place.
947
00:41:35,099 --> 00:41:36,932
You ever been
in a fucked-up place?
948
00:41:40,721 --> 00:41:41,778
Yeah.
949
00:41:41,864 --> 00:41:43,239
Hmm.
950
00:41:43,325 --> 00:41:44,731
See?
951
00:41:44,817 --> 00:41:47,401
You know
what I'm talking about.
952
00:41:50,182 --> 00:41:53,052
So many motorcycles in here.
953
00:41:54,138 --> 00:41:57,278
No one get tired
of looking at them?
954
00:42:00,641 --> 00:42:02,308
You mind?
955
00:42:04,266 --> 00:42:05,849
Oh, yeah, sure.
Go.
956
00:42:05,935 --> 00:42:07,349
Fuck. Sorry.
That's so rude.
957
00:42:07,433 --> 00:42:08,786
Yeah.
958
00:42:08,997 --> 00:42:10,956
Go get yourself a cup.
959
00:42:17,175 --> 00:42:20,841
I taught myself
to ride a bike, by the way.
960
00:42:21,182 --> 00:42:23,891
The kind you pedal.
961
00:42:23,974 --> 00:42:25,950
I taught Lip, too.
962
00:42:26,036 --> 00:42:27,702
He doesn't remember that now.
963
00:42:27,788 --> 00:42:31,700
I taught him...
964
00:42:33,278 --> 00:42:35,141
And I taught Debbie and Carl
965
00:42:35,224 --> 00:42:38,016
and Ian and Liam.
966
00:42:53,722 --> 00:42:54,888
Hey.
967
00:42:54,974 --> 00:42:56,182
It's not bad.
968
00:42:56,322 --> 00:42:58,013
Lip.
Hey.
969
00:42:58,099 --> 00:42:59,528
Hey.
I-I've been texting
970
00:42:59,614 --> 00:43:00,919
and... and calling all day.
971
00:43:01,005 --> 00:43:04,192
Uh, now is not
a great time.
972
00:43:05,019 --> 00:43:06,643
Look, is this about Xan?
973
00:43:07,016 --> 00:43:08,872
And what, you...
You just don't show up, or...
974
00:43:08,958 --> 00:43:10,141
Okay, slow your roll,
all right?
975
00:43:10,224 --> 00:43:11,349
Uh, you guys go ahead.
976
00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:13,161
- I'll catch up.
- Okay.
977
00:43:13,683 --> 00:43:15,817
I've had
a really shitty day, all right?
978
00:43:15,903 --> 00:43:17,466
DCFS showed up unannounced.
979
00:43:17,552 --> 00:43:19,239
Fiona answered the door
fucking drunk.
980
00:43:19,325 --> 00:43:20,653
I mean...
981
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:24,864
What is this?
982
00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:28,645
Why... why are you sending me
to voice mail?
983
00:43:30,182 --> 00:43:31,380
This isn't about you.
984
00:43:31,466 --> 00:43:33,090
So what,
you're just pissed, then,
985
00:43:33,497 --> 00:43:35,182
that I'm trying to foster Xan?
986
00:43:35,266 --> 00:43:37,013
I mean, is it so crazy
that... that I'd want
987
00:43:37,099 --> 00:43:38,391
to make someone's life
any better?
988
00:43:38,476 --> 00:43:40,013
Okay, I'm pregnant.
989
00:43:45,481 --> 00:43:47,450
I realized it this morning
in the shower.
990
00:43:47,973 --> 00:43:49,708
I'm late.
991
00:43:50,221 --> 00:43:53,059
So I left your house,
I got a test,
992
00:43:53,145 --> 00:43:55,083
and I saw the...
993
00:43:55,344 --> 00:43:58,356
biggest, bluest plus sign
I've ever seen,
994
00:43:58,758 --> 00:44:01,747
and so I went back to CVS,
got another test.
995
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,099
Positive.
996
00:44:06,868 --> 00:44:09,035
You sure it's mine?
997
00:44:09,497 --> 00:44:11,794
Yeah, I'm sure it's yours.
998
00:44:12,459 --> 00:44:14,805
I make Boone wear a condom.
He's been in the Philippines.
999
00:44:14,891 --> 00:44:16,638
I double-bag that shit.
1000
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,989
What are you gonna do?
1001
00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:22,427
We.
What are we gonna do?
1002
00:44:23,182 --> 00:44:24,997
I don't know.
1003
00:44:25,766 --> 00:44:26,891
Um...
1004
00:44:33,099 --> 00:44:34,216
Shit.
1005
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:36,339
My Uber's here.
I gotta go.
1006
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:37,891
Hey, hey.
No, no,
1007
00:44:38,075 --> 00:44:39,683
we... we have to talk
about this, right?
1008
00:44:45,372 --> 00:44:47,106
Well, can I...
Can I call you later?
1009
00:44:47,349 --> 00:44:48,911
Yeah, uh,
if you want to call me,
1010
00:44:48,997 --> 00:44:51,161
that's cool,
but if you don't...
1011
00:44:51,794 --> 00:44:53,808
I gotta go.
1012
00:44:56,016 --> 00:44:57,641
Hey.
1013
00:45:10,516 --> 00:45:13,141
Hey, man, I'm... I'm kind of
in the middle of something.
1014
00:45:13,224 --> 00:45:14,224
Can I call you back?
1015
00:45:17,528 --> 00:45:19,278
W-w-what happened?
1016
00:45:19,433 --> 00:45:21,763
That train is coming in fast,
1017
00:45:21,898 --> 00:45:24,731
and we're supposed to run
1018
00:45:24,817 --> 00:45:26,888
and jump on that thing?
1019
00:45:27,103 --> 00:45:30,614
One man's... fast
is another man's slow.
1020
00:45:31,099 --> 00:45:32,684
Maybe we should go in on it
1021
00:45:32,770 --> 00:45:34,505
together, though,
like compadres.
1022
00:45:34,591 --> 00:45:36,849
First one up helps the other.
1023
00:45:36,974 --> 00:45:38,308
We split the money.
1024
00:45:38,391 --> 00:45:39,808
You're just saying that
1025
00:45:39,891 --> 00:45:42,059
because you're in worse shape
than my liver.
1026
00:45:42,145 --> 00:45:45,769
No, Frank,
I genuinely like you!
1027
00:45:46,031 --> 00:45:47,888
You're my best friend!
1028
00:45:47,974 --> 00:45:51,599
There's no "we" in "win,"
O'Shea.
1029
00:45:53,325 --> 00:45:54,891
It's time.
1030
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,433
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go!
1031
00:46:06,808 --> 00:46:09,224
Yo, Frank, wait for me!
Man!
1032
00:46:09,308 --> 00:46:11,224
That's it?
That's all you've go...
1033
00:46:14,641 --> 00:46:17,323
Yeah!
Yeah!
1034
00:46:17,409 --> 00:46:19,117
Yeah... no!
1035
00:46:24,308 --> 00:46:25,725
Not without me, Frank,
1036
00:46:25,808 --> 00:46:28,016
you motherfucker!
1037
00:46:29,474 --> 00:46:31,516
Get off of me!
Jesus.
1038
00:46:31,718 --> 00:46:33,558
I wanna win!
1039
00:46:33,641 --> 00:46:36,725
- Frank!
- Jesus.
1040
00:46:38,766 --> 00:46:41,766
Oh, no.
That's the finish line,
1041
00:46:41,850 --> 00:46:44,125
and neither hobo
reached the train.
1042
00:46:44,304 --> 00:46:45,711
Okay.
1043
00:46:45,797 --> 00:46:49,339
Okay.
Thank you, Frank.
1044
00:46:49,812 --> 00:46:51,023
Thank you.
1045
00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:53,442
Oh, what the fuck?
1046
00:46:53,974 --> 00:46:55,558
Great job, kids.
1047
00:46:55,641 --> 00:46:57,646
Oh, boy, that was some event.
1048
00:46:57,732 --> 00:46:59,683
I'll just take this
right off your hands.
1049
00:46:59,766 --> 00:47:01,266
Actually there's...
There's been a development,
1050
00:47:01,349 --> 00:47:03,182
Frank, if you could just...
Just hold.
1051
00:47:03,266 --> 00:47:04,810
Hold?
I'll just hold
1052
00:47:04,896 --> 00:47:06,849
this big fat check
I just won.
1053
00:47:06,935 --> 00:47:08,529
In the event
that no one wins
1054
00:47:08,615 --> 00:47:10,014
the final event, the hobo
with the largest
1055
00:47:10,099 --> 00:47:11,558
social media following wins.
1056
00:47:11,641 --> 00:47:13,308
- Gloria!
- Gloria!
1057
00:47:13,391 --> 00:47:14,433
Congratulations!
1058
00:47:14,516 --> 00:47:16,016
Are you fucking kidding me?
1059
00:47:16,129 --> 00:47:17,838
She posed topless with fans.
1060
00:47:17,927 --> 00:47:19,808
You... you can't compete
with... with titties.
1061
00:47:19,891 --> 00:47:23,641
Ladies and gentlemen,
the Hobo Loco Man is...
1062
00:47:23,826 --> 00:47:24,891
Gloria!
1063
00:47:36,182 --> 00:47:37,474
Fuck.
1064
00:47:41,766 --> 00:47:43,641
♪ Powder junkie,
spider monkey ♪
1065
00:47:43,725 --> 00:47:45,891
♪ Swim in the sea ♪
1066
00:47:45,974 --> 00:47:49,850
♪ Crushed like a grape
under possibility ♪
1067
00:47:49,932 --> 00:47:53,308
♪ You're so fresh
with your pale dark bliss ♪
1068
00:47:53,391 --> 00:47:57,891
♪ Those blackjack eyes
and tambourine hips ♪
1069
00:48:02,990 --> 00:48:04,641
Hey, what's all this?
1070
00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:06,308
Movie night.
Say what?
1071
00:48:06,391 --> 00:48:08,308
Taking a popcorn break.
1072
00:48:08,391 --> 00:48:09,958
Hey.
I was thinking, you know,
1073
00:48:10,044 --> 00:48:12,419
maybe you and I could go
spend some time upstairs.
1074
00:48:12,725 --> 00:48:14,433
Already?
It's... it's early.
1075
00:48:14,516 --> 00:48:15,683
I was thinking, you know,
1076
00:48:15,766 --> 00:48:17,224
maybe you and I
could just hang out.
1077
00:48:17,308 --> 00:48:18,516
I'm fresh out of the shower.
1078
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:19,683
Want some butter, Kell?
1079
00:48:19,766 --> 00:48:21,182
Does the pope
wear a funny hat?
1080
00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:23,091
Uh-huh.
1081
00:48:23,177 --> 00:48:24,849
W-why don't you watch
the movie with us?
1082
00:48:24,935 --> 00:48:26,404
We're watching Showgirls.
1083
00:48:26,490 --> 00:48:27,810
You're watching Showgirls?
1084
00:48:27,896 --> 00:48:29,006
Yeah.
She's never seen it before.
1085
00:48:29,091 --> 00:48:30,530
The old brunette is being
such a good mentor
1086
00:48:30,615 --> 00:48:31,568
to the young blonde one.
1087
00:48:31,654 --> 00:48:32,599
- I know.
- Okay.
1088
00:48:32,685 --> 00:48:34,263
Kell, I'ma head upstairs
right now.
1089
00:48:34,349 --> 00:48:35,896
I'd really like
if you came with me.
1090
00:48:35,982 --> 00:48:36,982
No way.
1091
00:48:37,068 --> 00:48:38,849
She needs to see
how it ends.
1092
00:48:39,224 --> 00:48:41,068
I know how it ends.
1093
00:48:54,433 --> 00:48:55,433
Hey.
1094
00:48:55,766 --> 00:48:56,725
Hey.
1095
00:48:56,808 --> 00:48:57,850
Hey, man.
Hey.
1096
00:48:57,932 --> 00:48:59,516
Hey.
You all right?
1097
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:00,755
You all right?
1098
00:49:00,841 --> 00:49:02,758
I'm so sorry, man.
1099
00:49:03,057 --> 00:49:04,630
I fucked up.
1100
00:49:04,932 --> 00:49:06,365
Don't be sorry.
It's okay.
1101
00:49:06,451 --> 00:49:07,661
All right?
We all slip.
1102
00:49:07,747 --> 00:49:09,016
Not like this, man.
1103
00:49:09,099 --> 00:49:11,271
100 days I just flushed
down the drain.
1104
00:49:11,357 --> 00:49:14,232
Just like I did one time.
Right?
1105
00:49:14,630 --> 00:49:16,646
Brad fucked up, too.
We all have, a'ight?
1106
00:49:16,732 --> 00:49:17,932
It's not important.
1107
00:49:18,016 --> 00:49:19,141
Okay?
What's important
1108
00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:20,935
is that you get back up again.
1109
00:49:21,021 --> 00:49:23,318
I don't even remember
what happened.
1110
00:49:25,078 --> 00:49:26,826
It just took over me.
1111
00:49:30,349 --> 00:49:31,932
Your sister had vodka,
1112
00:49:32,068 --> 00:49:34,130
and all of a sudden,
I'm drinking it.
1113
00:49:35,929 --> 00:49:37,547
Next thing I know,
I'm calling my guy
1114
00:49:37,633 --> 00:49:38,872
and shooting up.
1115
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:50,865
You said my sister.
1116
00:49:52,950 --> 00:49:55,740
Fiona came by the shop
looking for you.
1117
00:49:56,974 --> 00:49:59,388
Wasn't her fault, man.
It was mine.
1118
00:49:59,982 --> 00:50:01,521
I asked her for it.
1119
00:50:07,141 --> 00:50:09,232
Fiona gave you vodka?
1120
00:50:10,021 --> 00:50:11,308
It's on me.
1121
00:50:11,391 --> 00:50:13,497
It's not on her, a'ight?
1122
00:50:13,583 --> 00:50:15,516
I'm a fucking piece of shit
waste of space.
1123
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:18,091
Hey, hey, hey.
No.
1124
00:50:18,443 --> 00:50:21,247
You're a good guy, a'ight?
You're good.
1125
00:50:21,394 --> 00:50:23,478
- You are good.
- No.
1126
00:50:25,683 --> 00:50:28,141
I'm so sorry.
1127
00:50:29,433 --> 00:50:30,575
It's all right.
1128
00:50:30,661 --> 00:50:31,677
I'm so sorry.
1129
00:50:31,763 --> 00:50:34,091
It's all right.
That's okay. That's okay.
1130
00:50:34,226 --> 00:50:36,059
It's all right.
1131
00:50:42,669 --> 00:50:44,716
All right, girls,
go upstairs and play.
1132
00:50:44,802 --> 00:50:46,724
Daddy had a major surgery
1133
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:48,280
and we need to give him
some time to rest.
1134
00:50:48,365 --> 00:50:50,982
Yeah, I'm sorry, girls.
I'm a little out of commission.
1135
00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:52,577
I just got to get
my strength back, though.
1136
00:50:52,662 --> 00:50:53,990
I love you!
1137
00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:57,072
How you doing, babe?
What's your pain level?
1138
00:50:57,158 --> 00:50:58,771
Oh...
1139
00:50:58,932 --> 00:51:01,310
- 12.
- Oh, my goodness!
1140
00:51:01,396 --> 00:51:03,270
You're so brave.
1141
00:51:03,558 --> 00:51:04,888
Thank you.
1142
00:51:05,182 --> 00:51:06,725
Is that the stuff
to make my hot wings?
1143
00:51:06,904 --> 00:51:08,615
Yes, that is the stuff
1144
00:51:08,701 --> 00:51:10,818
to make
your homemade hot wings.
1145
00:51:10,904 --> 00:51:13,488
Gonna take me
about two or three hours.
1146
00:51:13,808 --> 00:51:15,891
It's a long time
of being on your feet
1147
00:51:15,974 --> 00:51:17,209
after a full day of work,
but...
1148
00:51:17,294 --> 00:51:19,826
Mmm, that sounds amazing.
Thank you.
1149
00:51:22,085 --> 00:51:24,255
I should probably look at it.
1150
00:51:25,797 --> 00:51:26,880
What?
1151
00:51:26,966 --> 00:51:28,099
The wound.
1152
00:51:28,182 --> 00:51:30,255
Make sure
it's not getting infected.
1153
00:51:32,729 --> 00:51:34,013
You know,
1154
00:51:34,099 --> 00:51:36,391
it's no need to, because...
1155
00:51:36,474 --> 00:51:37,725
I already checked it earlier.
1156
00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:38,891
Um, it's... it's fine.
1157
00:51:38,974 --> 00:51:39,850
It's all good.
1158
00:51:39,932 --> 00:51:41,016
Checked the stitches.
1159
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:42,138
I can tell.
1160
00:51:42,224 --> 00:51:43,724
You gotta be safe.
1161
00:51:43,850 --> 00:51:45,958
Don't be shy.
1162
00:51:46,950 --> 00:51:50,826
I know I've been having nachos
all day, so...
1163
00:51:51,323 --> 00:51:53,096
I got a lot of gas
going on down there.
1164
00:51:53,182 --> 00:51:54,677
You don't want anything.
1165
00:51:54,921 --> 00:51:58,013
Don't be nervous, Kev...
1166
00:51:58,099 --> 00:51:59,147
Unless there's something
you're not telling me.
1167
00:51:59,232 --> 00:52:00,622
Agh!
Okay, okay, okay, fine!
1168
00:52:00,708 --> 00:52:02,521
I didn't get a vasectomy.
I pretended to
1169
00:52:02,607 --> 00:52:05,347
while taking Vicodin all day,
and I was masturbating,
1170
00:52:05,433 --> 00:52:08,224
and I learned to do
one of the dances on Fortnite.
1171
00:52:08,308 --> 00:52:09,740
I'm the devil himself.
1172
00:52:09,826 --> 00:52:11,805
I'll reschedule
the vasectomy right now.
1173
00:52:11,891 --> 00:52:13,786
- Ow.
- You're damn right you will.
1174
00:52:13,872 --> 00:52:16,456
Fuck!
1175
00:52:16,766 --> 00:52:18,708
God.
1176
00:52:20,744 --> 00:52:22,869
You're still making
the wings, though, right?
1177
00:52:28,169 --> 00:52:30,755
Oh, hey, wait a minute.
1178
00:52:30,841 --> 00:52:33,099
You're leaving?
1179
00:52:33,182 --> 00:52:35,266
Well, of course I'm leaving.
1180
00:52:35,349 --> 00:52:36,974
What did you think
would happen?
1181
00:52:37,208 --> 00:52:39,122
It was a test, you idiot,
1182
00:52:39,208 --> 00:52:40,182
and you failed.
1183
00:52:40,266 --> 00:52:41,516
A test?
1184
00:52:41,600 --> 00:52:42,654
Yeah.
1185
00:52:42,740 --> 00:52:44,490
I didn't miscarry.
1186
00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:47,443
I was testing you
to see if you gave a shit,
1187
00:52:47,529 --> 00:52:48,600
and you don't.
1188
00:52:48,683 --> 00:52:51,365
So now you're going off
with this clown
1189
00:52:51,451 --> 00:52:54,474
because I failed a non-test
I didn't know I took?
1190
00:52:54,560 --> 00:52:56,482
Hello, Frank.
Nice to see you.
1191
00:52:57,641 --> 00:53:00,544
Uh, what about the babies?
1192
00:53:01,266 --> 00:53:03,177
I'm gonna reduce to two.
1193
00:53:04,016 --> 00:53:06,396
Randy's gonna make bread
full-time.
1194
00:53:06,891 --> 00:53:09,600
I love you and the six G's.
1195
00:53:09,683 --> 00:53:11,974
I know there's some truth
to that, Frank,
1196
00:53:12,247 --> 00:53:14,599
but medication or not,
1197
00:53:14,685 --> 00:53:16,755
you're just not good for me.
1198
00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:20,146
Look, the point is
1199
00:53:20,273 --> 00:53:22,521
there's always gonna be
someone you love
1200
00:53:22,607 --> 00:53:24,669
more than me and the kids.
1201
00:53:25,539 --> 00:53:27,427
She means alcohol, Frank,
1202
00:53:27,513 --> 00:53:28,896
because you're an alcoholic.
1203
00:53:28,982 --> 00:53:31,583
Thank you. I got... I got that.
1204
00:53:31,932 --> 00:53:34,349
I need you to sign this.
1205
00:53:34,433 --> 00:53:35,932
Says you'll never come forward
1206
00:53:36,016 --> 00:53:38,536
to claim any paternity rights.
1207
00:53:39,294 --> 00:53:40,850
Please.
1208
00:53:40,932 --> 00:53:43,380
Usually, there's some...
1209
00:53:43,725 --> 00:53:46,725
exchange of funds
when rights are signed away.
1210
00:53:49,029 --> 00:53:51,083
How's 5K for your trouble?
1211
00:53:51,664 --> 00:53:53,955
I'd be a lot less trouble
for 10K.
1212
00:53:54,041 --> 00:53:55,500
Good-bye, Frank.
1213
00:53:55,586 --> 00:53:57,169
Ingrid, sugar,
1214
00:53:57,255 --> 00:53:59,263
- su... sweetheart.
- No, no, no. Good-bye.
1215
00:53:59,349 --> 00:54:03,076
W-w... honey, Ingy,
listen to me.
1216
00:54:03,162 --> 00:54:05,943
That's two Ls
in "Gallagher"?
1217
00:54:06,029 --> 00:54:08,488
Make it out to cash.
1218
00:54:12,047 --> 00:54:13,349
Now for breaking news,
1219
00:54:13,435 --> 00:54:15,841
we go live to the scene
of a drive-by shooting...
1220
00:54:17,227 --> 00:54:20,372
Hey, campers.
What are we watching?
1221
00:54:20,516 --> 00:54:22,558
We were watching Showgirls,
but it's over.
1222
00:54:22,641 --> 00:54:24,391
Yep, show's over.
Time for bed, Kell.
1223
00:54:24,474 --> 00:54:26,016
- Come on.
- I missed Showgirls?
1224
00:54:26,099 --> 00:54:27,224
Gah.
1225
00:54:28,825 --> 00:54:31,067
When she slips
on the marbles...
1226
00:54:31,153 --> 00:54:33,266
Oh, my God, that's good.
1227
00:54:33,349 --> 00:54:35,755
Ooh, candy corn.
Where did we get that?
1228
00:54:35,891 --> 00:54:37,433
Dollar store.
Off-season aisle.
1229
00:54:37,516 --> 00:54:40,266
Oh, I'ma eat the fuck
out of this.
1230
00:54:40,716 --> 00:54:43,516
Hey, did Carl tell you
about the time
1231
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:46,600
that he shoved 16
of these fuckers up his nose?
1232
00:54:46,683 --> 00:54:48,036
Come on, we don't need
1233
00:54:48,122 --> 00:54:49,591
- to be talking about it.
- So gross.
1234
00:54:49,677 --> 00:54:51,016
16?
1235
00:54:51,099 --> 00:54:53,770
He bio-engineered
that shit right up there.
1236
00:54:55,266 --> 00:54:57,208
- What's up, bro?
- With a fucking spoon
1237
00:54:57,294 --> 00:54:58,772
trying to get it out.
1238
00:55:02,323 --> 00:55:04,505
A hundred days he was sober,
Fiona.
1239
00:55:06,891 --> 00:55:08,349
Who?
1240
00:55:10,372 --> 00:55:11,516
Jason.
1241
00:55:13,433 --> 00:55:14,974
My sponsee.
1242
00:55:15,380 --> 00:55:16,891
Who?
1243
00:55:17,091 --> 00:55:19,005
Jason from the shop.
1244
00:55:19,639 --> 00:55:21,427
I'm his sponsor.
1245
00:55:21,971 --> 00:55:24,474
You just got my sponsee
fucking drunk.
1246
00:55:24,763 --> 00:55:26,700
He didn't say
he was your...
1247
00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,266
A hundred days,
1248
00:55:28,349 --> 00:55:30,395
he was sober!
1249
00:55:40,955 --> 00:55:43,856
And that's sad.
I'm sorry for him.
1250
00:55:45,445 --> 00:55:48,450
But it's not my fault.
I didn't know.
1251
00:55:49,183 --> 00:55:51,224
No, nothing's your fault
anymore, huh?
1252
00:55:52,068 --> 00:55:53,818
You weren't there.
You don't know.
1253
00:55:53,994 --> 00:55:56,302
I know someone
waved vodka in his face.
1254
00:55:57,057 --> 00:55:59,927
I know when he left you,
he called his dealer
1255
00:56:00,013 --> 00:56:01,825
and he shot up heroin.
1256
00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:06,464
Oh.
1257
00:56:08,766 --> 00:56:10,891
I'm sorry.
1258
00:56:11,004 --> 00:56:13,000
Look, I didn't know.
1259
00:56:18,349 --> 00:56:21,808
No, you didn't care enough
to know.
1260
00:56:31,891 --> 00:56:33,544
Listen to me.
1261
00:56:37,391 --> 00:56:39,850
I want you out
of this fucking house.
1262
00:57:12,145 --> 00:57:13,239
What'd I miss?
1263
00:57:13,325 --> 00:57:14,492
Uh...
1264
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:18,558
Ooh, candy corn.
1265
00:57:22,733 --> 00:57:26,579
Sync corrections by srjanapala
1265
00:57:27,305 --> 00:58:27,349
Please rate this subtitle at www.osdb.link/73rqd
Help other users to choose the best subtitles
85304
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof