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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Dr. Linkletter!
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Please meet my girlfriend,
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Connie Tucker.
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Connie, did you grow up in Texas?
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- Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat.
- Oh, my goodness.
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You're as funny as you are beautiful.
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LINKLETTER: If I didn't
know any better, I'd say
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you were sweet-talking my
date right in front of me.
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- [RINGS]
- Hello?
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Hi, Dr. Linkletter.
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- It's Connie Tucker.
- Connie.
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To what do I owe the pleasure?
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- I need a favor.
- Of course.
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Should we discuss it over dinner?
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I'll take a rain check on that.
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I was hoping
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that my grandson could
join in your physics class
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until John is, uh... back.
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- From the mental hospital?
- Yes.
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The one he never told
you he'd been in before?
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- Yes.
- A curious ethical choice
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on his part, if you ask me.
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Can he take the class or not?
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Of course.
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I never taught a child before.
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Is he potty trained?
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ADULT SHELDON: Teachers have
always been impressed by me.
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All righty, then...
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And my new college
professor was no exception.
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You'd think it was my
once-in-a-generation intellect.
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But it was more than that. There was my
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wicked sense of humor...
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...explained by maximizing entropy.
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Yes, Sheldon?
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Entropy. It isn't what it used to be.
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ADULT SHELDON: Plus,
when things got heavy,
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I was always ready with a
fun fact to lighten the mood.
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Fun fact: Did you know
that the ancient incas
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stored bureaucratic records on
knotted strings called "quipu"?
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Q-U-I-P-U. Quipu.
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ADULT SHELDON: Whatever the reason, I
was clearly his favorite student.
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Connie... What a treat it is
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to see you.
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ADULT SHELDON: Look at him smile.
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He couldn't get enough of me.
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Uh, Sheldon, if you're interested,
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an old friend of mine
is giving a lecture
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next week on the mathematics
of robotic communication.
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- Really?
- Yes. If your grandmother's
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willing to drive you,
maybe we can all go.
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- Make a night of it.
- Oh, we'll be there.
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Uh-uh-uh, wait, we-we don't
even know what night it is.
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- Thursday.
- Oh. Thursday might be a problem for me.
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- Thursday's perfect for you.
- Wonderful.
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You don't know that.
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Yes, I do. Mondays you have bowling,
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Tuesday's water aerobics,
Wednesday, salsa dancing,
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Fridays, you bring me here.
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Your Thursday was wide
open, but not anymore.
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- We'll see you then.
- [SNAPS FINGERS] Excellent.
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Shall we plan on dinner beforehand?
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- Ooh...
- Just, hold on.
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Can I speak to you for a moment?
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The grown-ups need to talk.
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That wasn't made clear.
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You're asking me out
in front of my grandson
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so I can't say no.
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You saw through that.
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You think you're pretty smart.
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Well, I do have two PhDs and
a date with you on Thursday.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.Addic7ed.com --
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Uh, you order something from
the Mountain View Candy Company?
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Oh, yeah. Thanks.
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[EXHALES] The hell is it?
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A big old box of candy.
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What's all this about candy?
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[MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
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SHELDON: That robotics
lecture's going to be
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eye-opening. Get ready to
forget everything you know
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about robot communication.
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Moon Pie, I don't know if
we're gonna go to this thing.
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Why not? We've established
that you're free,
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and I'm a child, so my
schedule's wide open.
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It's complicated.
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Well, we're just sitting here,
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and we have to talk about something.
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Can you just let this one go?
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I think we both know the
answer to that question.
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Fine.
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There are certain grown-up dynamics
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taking place here that you,
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you might not be aware of.
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Well, I like quantum-chromodynamics
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and thermodynamics;
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perhaps I'll like
grown-up dynamics. Tell me.
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I'm just saying that Dr. Linkletter
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might be paying special attention to you
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so he can become better friends with me.
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Why?
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You're just gonna have
to trust me on this one.
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Are you saying he doesn't really want me
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- at this lecture?
- No,
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I'm just saying he really
wants me at this lecture.
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But that's illogical.
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He knows you're in a
relationship with Dr. Sturgis.
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And now we're back to it's complicated,
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so drop it.
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I'll try, but dropping
things is not where I shine.
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Hey? What you buying?
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- M&Ms?
- Cool.
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Peanut or plain?
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Am I in trouble?
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You are if you waste your
money on that machine.
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What?
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I'm selling the same
stuff for half the price.
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Cool. Oh, you got Abba-Zabas?
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Do I have Abba-Zabas.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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Tam, I need help navigating
a social situation.
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I'm eating lunch with you.
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You think I have the answer?
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Dr. Linkletter invited me
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to a lecture on robotics,
but my meemaw said
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he's only doing it to
spend time with her.
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Are you asking if men do
sketchy things to get dates?
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- Yes.
- Well, then, I can help you.
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Absolutely. Last week,
I told Jessica Geiger
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I was an extra in Karate Kid Part II.
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Did it work?
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Again,
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I'm having lunch with you.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Grant Linkletter.
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This is Sheldon Cooper.
I'm speaking quietly
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because I'm calling from a library.
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[WHISPERS]: Hello, Sheldon.
Nice to hear from you.
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Why are you whispering?
Are you in a library?
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[WHISPERS]: Good point.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[NORMAL VOICE]: How can I help you?
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My meemaw doesn't want
to take me to the lecture
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because she thinks that
you're just using me
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to spend time with her.
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I see.
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Well, you're an intelligent young man.
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What do you think?
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I think she's wrong, and you invited me
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because you know I
appreciate the subject matter.
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Exactly right.
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You're even smarter than I thought.
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I knew it.
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My meemaw couldn't be more wrong.
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STUDENT: Shh!
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Oh, like you were reading a book anyway.
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You sure you're only a freshman?
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'Cause you got the sophisticated
taste buds of a junior. Easy.
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Hey, Veronica.
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What was that about?
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Just conducting a little business.
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Careful. When my sister
sold stuff at school,
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she ended up in juvie.
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Nothing like that.
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- Just candy.
- Very entrepreneurial.
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I'm impressed.
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[ECHOING]: Impressed...
impressed... impressed.
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♪ Pour some sugar on me ♪
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♪ Ooh, in the name of love ♪
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♪ Pour your sugar on me ♪
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♪ I can't get enough ♪
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♪ I'm hot, sticky sweet... ♪
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What can I say? I'm
entrepreneurialistic.
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Is that a word?
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I don't know. But if
you got a lot of money,
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- you get to make stuff up.
- [CHUCKLES]
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All right, well, good luck.
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- Hey, you look like a Kit Kat man.
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Good news.
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You can take me to
the lecture after all.
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[CHUCKLING]: Why is that?
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- I told Dr. Linkletter everything you...
- Stop.
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- Come inside.
- Why?
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'Cause there's kids in this neighborhood
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who don't need to hear the
language I'm about to use.
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What, exactly... did you say
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- to Dr. Linkletter?
- I said...
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[QUIETLY]: Hello.
This is Sheldon Cooper.
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I'm speaking quietly because
I'm calling from the library.
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- And he said...
- Get to the point.
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He's not using me to
spend time with you.
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He said so. You're wrong.
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You had no business
calling him, Sheldon.
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You seem upset. Are you embarrassed
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because you were wrong?
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- No.
- Are you sure? I would be.
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I'm not wrong.
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He's lying to you, Sheldon.
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- Interesting. I don't know who to believe.
- Really?
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You're gonna believe
some guy you barely know
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over your own grandmother?
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Well, one of them said I'm really smart,
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and one of them's
yelling at me right now.
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We're done talking about this.
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And I'm not taking
you to that lecture!
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- But I really want to go.
- Too bad!
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You are incredibly selfish.
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Excuse me?
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You just care about what you want.
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You don't care about what I want.
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You're selfish.
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How come your eyes stopped blinking?
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- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [SCREAMING]: Mom!
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- Meemaw swatted me on the bottom!
- What?
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Why?
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I wanted something,
and then she said no,
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and then I called her selfish,
and then she went crazy!
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Let me call her.
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Really?
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You don't want to thank her in person?
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- Pardon me?
- Mm-hm?
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I'm interested in getting some jewelry.
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Well, sure, what's the occasion?
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There's a young lady,
and I'd like to get her
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something special.
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Well, aren't you sweet?
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- I like to think so.
- So what are you looking for?
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A necklace, ankle
bracelet, uh, earrings?
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Hmm... tough to choose between
her neck, ankles and ears.
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They're all smokin' hot.
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You were very rude to your grandmother.
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Dad's rude to her all the time.
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That is not... the point.
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Do you have anything
to say for yourself?
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Yes. I really wanted
to go to this lecture,
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and I understand that I
upset Meemaw very much.
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So which one of you will be taking me?
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No one's taking you.
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You're not going, Sheldon.
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You two are even more
selfish than Meemaw.
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How long you grounded for?
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A month.
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That sounds right.
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Let me tell you the move:
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You mix a bag of these with
a bag of these... mm, heaven.
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You just want me to buy two bags.
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I just want you to be happy.
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Fine.
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And now I'm happy.
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- Veronica.
- Oh, hey.
255
00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:03,680
Come here. I got something for you.
256
00:10:03,682 --> 00:10:05,271
Ooh, is it candy?
257
00:10:05,274 --> 00:10:07,416
No, but it is pretty sweet.
258
00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:09,052
Georgie, what did you do?
259
00:10:09,054 --> 00:10:10,221
Just open it.
260
00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:14,185
This looks expensive.
261
00:10:14,188 --> 00:10:16,458
It was. Check out the price tag.
262
00:10:16,461 --> 00:10:18,528
$100?
263
00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,063
And that's without tax.
264
00:10:20,065 --> 00:10:21,698
I can't accept this.
265
00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:25,068
- B-But I bought it for you.
- Well, you shouldn't have.
266
00:10:25,070 --> 00:10:26,678
I don't get you.
267
00:10:26,681 --> 00:10:29,081
I went out of my way to
buy you something nice
268
00:10:29,084 --> 00:10:30,279
and you don't even want it.
269
00:10:30,282 --> 00:10:31,998
Georgie, it's too much.
270
00:10:32,001 --> 00:10:34,843
I mean, you're not gonna impress
me by throwing money around.
271
00:10:34,846 --> 00:10:35,945
You sure?
272
00:10:35,947 --> 00:10:38,670
In "Material Girl," Madonna loves it.
273
00:10:39,839 --> 00:10:42,406
ADULT SHELDON: The world had
stopped making sense.
274
00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:46,060
A grown-up had lied to me,
my meemaw and I were at odds,
275
00:10:46,063 --> 00:10:47,929
I was in trouble with my parents.
276
00:10:47,932 --> 00:10:50,926
I had to find a way to restore balance.
277
00:10:50,929 --> 00:10:53,263
- I'm leaving.
- Okay, bye.
278
00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:55,665
Before I go, I need to give this to you.
279
00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:57,166
[LAUGHING]
280
00:10:57,168 --> 00:11:00,131
You're interrupting television. What?
281
00:11:00,134 --> 00:11:02,568
I should be back later
tonight, but in case I'm not,
282
00:11:02,571 --> 00:11:04,874
this envelope contains my whereabouts.
283
00:11:04,876 --> 00:11:08,478
Do not open it unless
you absolutely have to.
284
00:11:08,480 --> 00:11:10,980
- That it?
- Yes.
285
00:11:10,982 --> 00:11:12,182
Okay, bye.
286
00:11:23,490 --> 00:11:26,829
"I knew you were going to
open this the moment I left.
287
00:11:26,831 --> 00:11:28,904
To slow you down I've shrouded
288
00:11:28,907 --> 00:11:31,014
my destination in code."
289
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,682
What a dork.
290
00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,502
♪ ♪
291
00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:53,874
Hello.
292
00:11:53,877 --> 00:11:57,107
Am I correct that the bus
to Dallas has a stop in Rusk?
293
00:11:57,109 --> 00:11:58,174
Yup.
294
00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,043
I'd like to buy one ticket, please.
295
00:12:00,045 --> 00:12:02,145
You need an adult to buy it.
296
00:12:02,147 --> 00:12:04,747
Oh, I didn't know.
297
00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:06,549
That's the rules.
298
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:10,053
I'm just trying to visit
my friend in the hospital.
299
00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:11,719
Not the regular kind of hospital,
300
00:12:11,722 --> 00:12:13,355
a psychiatric hospital.
301
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,492
He's actually a brilliant scientist
302
00:12:15,494 --> 00:12:17,594
in the field of theoretical physics.
303
00:12:17,596 --> 00:12:20,463
Dr. John Sturgis, you may
have heard of him. Anyway,
304
00:12:20,465 --> 00:12:23,118
he's a great guy. We're
almost the same height...
305
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,701
And then he and my meemaw
became a romantic item,
306
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,604
not that there haven't
been bumps in the road.
307
00:12:27,606 --> 00:12:29,038
I actually helped them by writing up
308
00:12:29,040 --> 00:12:31,915
a relationship agreement.
I love drawing up contracts.
309
00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,740
But I don't love drawing. Interesting.
310
00:12:33,743 --> 00:12:35,641
Anyway, he doesn't drive.
311
00:12:35,644 --> 00:12:38,515
Maybe one day he'll take a
bus and you'll get to meet him.
312
00:12:38,517 --> 00:12:41,626
Anyway, even though I'm
clearly her favorite grandchild,
313
00:12:41,629 --> 00:12:43,385
she swatted my bottom.
314
00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:44,854
It didn't hurt that much physically,
315
00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:47,240
but emotionally, it
stung like the dickens.
316
00:12:47,243 --> 00:12:50,060
Here you go. One ticket to
Dallas with a stop in Rusk.
317
00:12:50,063 --> 00:12:51,394
But that's against the rules.
318
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,996
I'm an adult, I bought it.
319
00:12:52,998 --> 00:12:55,031
Ooh, a loophole. Thank you.
320
00:12:55,033 --> 00:12:57,149
I'd tell you all about
321
00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:58,902
the etymology of the word "loophole,"
322
00:12:58,904 --> 00:13:01,905
but I have a bus to catch.
323
00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:04,240
[SIGHS]
324
00:13:04,243 --> 00:13:07,427
- Tarzan, I thought you were dead.
- MARY: I'm home.
325
00:13:07,430 --> 00:13:08,688
Hey.
326
00:13:08,691 --> 00:13:11,246
Hey, baby, where's Sheldon?
327
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:12,749
I don't know, he left.
328
00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,333
He left? Where'd he go?
329
00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:17,955
He wouldn't tell me, but he
wrote it in this weird letter.
330
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,688
- When did he leave?
- An hour ago.
331
00:13:26,691 --> 00:13:28,651
An hour?!
332
00:13:28,654 --> 00:13:30,568
I told him not to go.
333
00:13:35,667 --> 00:13:37,813
- Anyone sitting here?
- No.
334
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,346
Aren't you a little young
to be traveling alone?
335
00:13:43,348 --> 00:13:45,215
Yes, but I'm quite a capable traveler.
336
00:13:45,217 --> 00:13:48,219
I've memorized the entire bus
schedule for the state of Texas.
337
00:13:48,222 --> 00:13:50,253
- Ask me anything.
- No, thanks.
338
00:13:50,255 --> 00:13:53,656
Okay, but if at any point you'd
like to know what time the bus
339
00:13:53,658 --> 00:13:56,493
from Waco arrives in Houston, ask away.
340
00:13:57,649 --> 00:13:59,344
4:15, except on Fridays
341
00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:01,631
when they make a local
stop in Huntsville.
342
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:04,376
No wonder this seat was empty.
343
00:14:04,379 --> 00:14:06,227
See you tomorrow.
344
00:14:08,985 --> 00:14:10,139
[GROANS]
345
00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:12,343
Georgie.
346
00:14:16,248 --> 00:14:18,314
"Before you get mad,
347
00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:21,684
this only cost me ten cents."
348
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,787
[SIGHS]
349
00:14:26,650 --> 00:14:28,251
GEORGE JR.: I saw you smile.
350
00:14:29,928 --> 00:14:31,728
Go away, Georgie.
351
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:34,696
You can eat it or wear
it, it's up to you.
352
00:14:38,703 --> 00:14:40,436
Dots and dashes...
353
00:14:40,438 --> 00:14:42,977
Maybe it's Morse code.
354
00:14:42,980 --> 00:14:44,240
Where is he?
355
00:14:44,242 --> 00:14:47,076
We think this is Morse
code. What does it say?
356
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:48,235
Gee, I don't know.
357
00:14:48,238 --> 00:14:50,912
What do you mean you don't
know? You were in the Army.
358
00:14:50,915 --> 00:14:53,188
Yeah, so? Can't do a push-up, either.
359
00:14:53,191 --> 00:14:54,717
Well, that's a separate problem.
360
00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,813
Okay, so how do we read it?
361
00:14:56,816 --> 00:15:00,552
I'd say ask Sheldon, but he
left after I clearly said not to.
362
00:15:01,854 --> 00:15:05,055
There must be a book on
Morse code in here somewhere.
363
00:15:05,058 --> 00:15:06,995
- Okay, where do we look?
- I don't know.
364
00:15:06,998 --> 00:15:10,234
- I know how to use the card catalog.
- Go, go!
365
00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:14,538
You're just useless, aren't you?
366
00:15:19,010 --> 00:15:20,513
Did you have tuna for lunch
367
00:15:20,516 --> 00:15:22,679
or do you just smell
like that all the time?
368
00:15:22,681 --> 00:15:23,880
What?
369
00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,682
Did you have tuna for lunch
or do you smell like...
370
00:15:25,684 --> 00:15:28,748
I heard it. I'm just
wondering who raised you.
371
00:15:28,751 --> 00:15:31,621
My mother and father,
and I suppose my meemaw.
372
00:15:31,623 --> 00:15:34,490
Well, they don't seem like
they're doing a great job.
373
00:15:34,492 --> 00:15:35,625
Tell me about it.
374
00:15:35,627 --> 00:15:38,594
It's been quite the week.
375
00:15:38,596 --> 00:15:41,564
I'm sure I'll regret this, but...
376
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,299
[SIGHS] ...how so?
377
00:15:43,301 --> 00:15:44,667
Before I tell you the story,
378
00:15:44,669 --> 00:15:46,536
how much do you know
about the mathematics
379
00:15:46,538 --> 00:15:49,205
of robotic communication?
380
00:15:49,207 --> 00:15:52,763
That's okay. I'll put it into
terms a bus lady can understand.
381
00:15:52,766 --> 00:15:54,344
There's a wide range of protocols
382
00:15:54,346 --> 00:15:55,478
- used for inter-robotic...
- [SIGHS]
383
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,814
- Dot, dot, dot.
- Uh, "S."
384
00:15:57,816 --> 00:15:58,815
Got it.
385
00:15:58,817 --> 00:15:59,951
- Dot.
- "E."
386
00:15:59,954 --> 00:16:02,018
- All right.
- Another dot, dot, dot.
387
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:03,829
- Uh, "S" again.
- Okay.
388
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:05,221
What do we have so far?
389
00:16:05,223 --> 00:16:07,857
"I am taking a bus.
390
00:16:07,859 --> 00:16:10,526
Fun fact about buses..."
391
00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:12,662
- You got to be kidding me. Oh, Lord.
- Come on!
392
00:16:12,664 --> 00:16:15,598
So how old is this
professor friend of yours?
393
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:16,833
73 and a half.
394
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:18,998
And why are you going to see him?
395
00:16:19,001 --> 00:16:21,604
Because everything made
sense before he went away,
396
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:23,373
and now no one's on my side.
397
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:26,943
So you think only a
person in a mental hospital
398
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,911
- can understand you?
- Correct.
399
00:16:28,913 --> 00:16:32,149
That's the first thing
you've said that sounds right.
400
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:36,052
Does he really think
these facts are fun?
401
00:16:36,054 --> 00:16:37,186
Not now.
402
00:16:37,188 --> 00:16:39,748
I've got it. He's headed to Rusk.
403
00:16:39,751 --> 00:16:41,915
He's going to the hospital to see John.
404
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:43,684
- I'll call the police.
- Hurry!
405
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:46,528
- Is Sheldon going to jail?
- No!
406
00:16:46,531 --> 00:16:48,231
Damn it.
407
00:16:48,233 --> 00:16:50,900
And then they grounded
me. Can you believe it?
408
00:16:50,902 --> 00:16:51,998
Yes.
409
00:16:52,001 --> 00:16:53,903
But I didn't do anything wrong.
410
00:16:53,905 --> 00:16:55,271
You did everything wrong.
411
00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:57,675
You were nothing but
rude and ungrateful.
412
00:16:57,678 --> 00:16:59,310
You really think so?
413
00:16:59,313 --> 00:17:02,404
The only selfish person
in that story is you.
414
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:06,293
There's a Star Trek episode
called "The Devil in the Dark"
415
00:17:06,296 --> 00:17:08,630
where the miners thought
the Horta was the monster,
416
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,607
but actually the
miners were the monsters
417
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,288
because they were killing its eggs.
418
00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:14,157
Are you saying it's like that?
419
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:17,294
- Sure.
- [SIRENS WAILING]
420
00:17:19,097 --> 00:17:20,897
State troopers.
421
00:17:20,899 --> 00:17:22,331
I wonder what they want.
422
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:24,614
ADULT SHELDON: It turns
out they wanted me.
423
00:17:24,617 --> 00:17:27,654
Fun fact, this was one of seven times
424
00:17:27,657 --> 00:17:29,754
I was brought home by law enforcement...
425
00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,930
once, on the back of a horse.
426
00:17:33,046 --> 00:17:34,726
They're coming.
427
00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:39,497
ADULT SHELDON: A kind stranger on a bus
428
00:17:39,500 --> 00:17:41,914
helped me see how I hurt my family
429
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,216
and that I owed them the best apology
430
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:45,451
I knew how to give.
431
00:17:45,453 --> 00:17:47,786
No, don't fire!
432
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:50,023
- Kill it!
- First man that fires is dead.
433
00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:53,731
That thing has killed 50 of my men.
434
00:17:53,734 --> 00:17:55,828
You've killed thousands of her children.
435
00:17:55,830 --> 00:17:56,981
What?
436
00:17:56,984 --> 00:17:59,581
Those round silicon nodules
437
00:17:59,584 --> 00:18:02,742
that you've been collecting and
destroying? They're her eggs.
438
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,207
Tell them, Mr. Spock.
439
00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:11,810
There have been many generations
of Horta on this planet...
440
00:18:11,812 --> 00:18:15,814
I think you all understand
why I wanted to show you this.
441
00:18:15,816 --> 00:18:16,916
No.
442
00:18:18,085 --> 00:18:20,752
It's an apology.
443
00:18:20,754 --> 00:18:23,579
I was the miners, you were the Horta.
444
00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,582
How about just saying, "I'm sorry"?
445
00:18:25,585 --> 00:18:28,481
Wow, you're really not getting this.
446
00:18:28,484 --> 00:18:30,139
Let's watch it again.
447
00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,164
SPOCK: ...the eggs live.
448
00:18:32,167 --> 00:18:37,757
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