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Life on this planet
is a journey...
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four billion years
in the making.
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And yet, look around you
and realize
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this endeavor
has only just begun.
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Has it, though?
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A world of true wonders,
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a sprawling canvas
of endless possibilities.
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And a home ‐‐ both welcoming
and challenging ‐‐
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to the billions of creatures
who wander its surface,
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each with their own
distinctive perspective.
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I'm into feet!
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Now, we finally have
the opportunity
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to examine our humanity
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through the lens
of the animal kingdom
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and take an unflinching look
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at a complex
and dignified world.
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Should auld
acquaintance be forgot
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And never brought
to mind?
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Should auld acquaintance
be forgot
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I love doing karaoke
with you.
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Make out with me.
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At long last,
our distant past
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will intermingle
with the present
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and share their secrets...
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The natural world
is full of quiet wonder...
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...vast mountains
forever in repose...
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...oceans deep with mystery,
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and trees,
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which I think really tie
the whole "earthy vibe"
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of the planet together.
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But this realm is also full
of animals...
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...our chittering,
chattering chums.
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So let us travel to the jungles
of Argentina,
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where a pair of curious monkeys
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experiment
with their surroundings.
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Don't you think we
should turn the power off first?
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I think Terry's touching
the ground wire.
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Nonsense, all we need
to do is just stick this
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into this and...
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Guy‐uy‐uy‐uy‐uy‐uy‐uy‐uy‐uys.
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Did it work?
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No, something's off.
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Sometimes
it takes a few tries.
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Oy‐yoy‐yoy‐yoy‐yoy‐yoy‐yoy.
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Do you smell that?
Smells like burnt bacon.
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Yeah,
where's that coming from?
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Aye‐ye‐ye‐ye‐ye‐ye‐ye‐ye!
Gug‐ug‐ug‐ug‐ug‐ug‐ug‐ug!
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Holy
What did you guys do?!
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It was Jeff's fault!
Dude, come on!
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Just like us,
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our wild cousins
are social creatures ‐‐
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constantly bumping
into one another,
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their lives intersecting
in the most unexpected ways.
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We watch these interactions
with keen interest,
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but we do not pass judgment ‐‐
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that is reserved
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for the sharp‐eyed
North American Great Grey Owl.
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Hey, Sister Louise!
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Yes, girl, that was a beautiful service!
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Look at that gorgeous baby,
looking just like his mama.
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Aw, thanks, Gladys!
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Mm‐hmm.
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He also looks
just like Pastor.
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Pastor got more secret babies
than Maury got paternity tests.
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Smiles to your face.
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Stabs you in the back.
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She is Judgy Church Owl.
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Oh, very impressive
special effects!
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What'd you spend, 30 bucks
on that garbage?
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Animals are inherently
itinerant creatures,
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always on the move,
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in search of fresh water,
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shelter from the elements,
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or just a good slice
of New York‐style pizza.
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Oh, none of that deep‐dish,
Chicago‐style garbage.
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And don't "at" me ‐‐
you know I'm right.
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But a life of constant wandering
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can leave one feeling
untethered,
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like this roaming herd
of African elephants.
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Where the heck
are the Stevensons?
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Last I heard they were
on their way.
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Oh!
Speak of the devil.
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Hi, yeah, Dave?
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Where are you guys?
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Dave:
Uh, where are you guys?
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We're by the water.
It's beautiful!
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Tell him we're by the birds!
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We're by the birds.
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You mean like bird bones?
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There's quite a few skeletons
around here.
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I told you this wasn't right.
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Dad, the sand is hot.
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I don't think
you're at the right beach.
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Ours is the one with water.
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Ah, got it.
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Why are we
turning around?
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Because Daddy accidentally drove us
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to the desert.
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Because sometimes daddies
are too proud
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to admit when they don't know something.
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We're on our way, Cath!
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We'll be there
in, uh...
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About an hour
and a half.
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'Bout a half‐hour!
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I see water!
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That's a mirage,
honey.
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Dave, your son
is hallucinating.
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The natural world
is replete
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with all manner
of wild animals.
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Vast and varied, there are
more animals on our planet
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than there are fish in the sea.
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Hmm, not quite sure
that makes any sense.
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Full disclosure ‐‐
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I'm kind of talking
out of my butt here.
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Nevertheless, this menagerie of life
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can be distilled
with brutal simplicity.
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There are the hunters...
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and the hunted.
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Well, well, well, well,
what do we have here?
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Secluded entryway,
no sign of any dogs,
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no home security system.
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Can I help you?
Who, me?
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Yes, the porch pirate looking
through my windows.
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Can I help you?
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Porch pirate? Me?
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That's rich.
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Can I ask
what you're doing?
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Just, uh...goin' round,
makin' the rounds.
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Doing what, exactly?
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Levels mostly.
Checking the levels.
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And what company
are you with?
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What company am I
checking the levels with?
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The, uh, uh ‐‐
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And don't say
"The Levels Company."
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I wasn't going to.
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I'm with
"Levels, Incorporated."
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Great, well, is there, like,
a number I can call
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or a website I can...
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Oh, oh. no. That's too bad.
You froze!
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Must be a problem
with my doorbell camera.
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Totally.
It's weird ‐‐
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if the camera's frozen,
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why are the trees behind you
still moving?
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I'm not a tree guy.
I don't know.
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I just work
for Levels, Incorporated.
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Well, now that we've
cleared this up,
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I guess it's time to let
my two angry Rottweilers out.
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From the forests of Japan,
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we take to the skies.
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From this vantage,
we spy a natural world
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of order and patterns,
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suggesting an unwavering confidence,
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steadfast from the wisdom
that comes
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from millions of years
of existence.
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I mean, look at this mountain.
She's seen some stuff.
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Upon closer inspection,
we see a wild, anxious world,
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teeming with animals
who share many
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of the same insecurities
that humans do.
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We arrive in Guatemala
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and turn our attention
to the skittish wild turkey.
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And now,
for another installment
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in the adventures of
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"Lanie, the Socially Awkward Turkey."
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Tonight's episode ‐‐
"Party Fowl."
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Lanie:
Ugh! It's a party, Lanie.
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Just laugh a little
and join the circle over there.
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What am I doing?
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Who laughs like that?
Am I a supervillain?
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Normal laugh, Lanie.
Normal laugh!
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Wow, my God. Am I Popeye?
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Did they hear me laugh
like Popeye?
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Oh, God, they did.
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Quick, just do another laugh
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that makes them forget
the last one!
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Why can't I be normal?
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Join us for Lanie's
next harrowing journey
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of social interaction in
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"Crowded Elevator Ride
of the Damned."
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As we journey through
the realm of the animals,
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we encounter a host
of fascinating creatures ‐‐
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each with their own
unique world view.
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The meerkat places great value
on social interaction.
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While the lone wolf,
true to its name,
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prizes the power
of the individual.
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And this hippopotamus believes
that the moon landing was faked.
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But there is one creature
who holds a host of opinions ‐‐
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and as we have already seen,
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she's not shy
about sharing them.
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Hey, Brother Jacob!
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My, my, my. You sang up a storm
with that solo!
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The choir
just couldn't keep up!
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I sing
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Because I'm happy
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Mm‐hmm.
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His voice is so bad,
Pastor called for an exorcism.
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Two faces.
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One bird.
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She is...
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Judgy Church Owl.
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Ooh, look at how you
distilled me down
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into one narrow
personality trait.
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Bunch of lazy‐ass writin'.
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As we journey
through nature,
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we are struck by the scope
of our surroundings ‐‐
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the vast seas,
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the towering mountains,
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and deserts, which...
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well, they just go on
and on and on.
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I mean, that's a lot
of unused space.
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Maybe someone should put
a cute coffee place out there
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or a tanning salon
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or something.
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Anyway, when admiring
the sheer expanse of this world,
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it can be tempting to forget
about the details
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hidden within
the smallest of places.
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The Green Orchid Bees of Mexico
have a host of fascinating ‐‐
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and tiny ‐‐ secrets to share.
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Well, buzz me sideways,
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I never thought I'd see
somethin' like this.
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What is it?
What's going on in there, Bob?
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Oh, Marty, you gotta see this.
You are never gonna believe it.
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What, let me see?
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Wow! This is
indescribable!
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Everybody should get
to see this.
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I know, right?
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What's going on here, fellas?
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Get lost, Steve!
You got it.
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I need another look.
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It's fascinating, this thing
I'm seeing with my eyes.
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I know. You sure you two
don't need help?
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I have tools in my ‐‐
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Fly off and die, Steve!
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Absolutely.
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Actually, now that I get
a closer look...
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You're right.
That looks incredibly dangerous.
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I'm not going in.
Me neither.
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I'm staying right here.
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Hey, Steve!
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Life on our planet
is unpredictable,
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free‐wheeling,
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and abruptly changes course
without hesitation.
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Like one day,
you're playing Ophelia
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in the Royal Shakespeare
Company's production
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of "Hamlet," and next,
you're introducing videos
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of talking baboons.
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Well, maybe that's just me.
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But how we persist in the face
of adversity
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and accept our own
futile attempts at control
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defines both human and animal.
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Who keeps
Christmas decorations up this ‐‐
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Whoop! Ah!
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Loose branch there if anyone's
taking down decora‐‐
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Aah!
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Alright, if I hold these
in my mouth like this,
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then twist these around,
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and now we got a knot.
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Oh, it's okay.
I'll put 'em away tangled
258
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and just deal with it
after Thanksgiving.
259
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Ooh. Come on, get down!
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Let me just ‐‐
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Get untangled, you stupid
whimsical celebration of joy!
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Aah!
263
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You know what? I give up.
264
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Happy Christmas in July,
neighbors.
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I'm going to the lake
for a drink.
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Communication is
a vital tool in the wild,
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allowing animal groups to share
information about threats,
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food sources,
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and ‐‐ one assumes ‐‐
the latest "hot goss"
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about who's bonking who.
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Whether by secreting pheromones,
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trumpeting out a warning call,
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or just updating
their vegan food blog,
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animals have myriad ways
to share important news.
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Welcome to "WNC News."
I'm Diane Bonobo.
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First up, Chief Meteorologist
Murray Marshwater
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is live on location with a look
at our weekend weather.
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Thanks, Diane.
More wet days ahead
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due to the remnants
of Tropical Storm Kenny.
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Now, we could see flash flooding
between now and the ‐‐ Whoa!
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Back to you
in the studio.
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Thanks, Murray.
We've got some breaking news.
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00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:46,365
Noted predator Dennis Crab
has been spotted.
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00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,617
Let's go live
to the ocean floor.
285
00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:50,786
Stop following me.
A‐Are you filming me?
286
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:53,080
Mr. Crab, why are you
running away from our cameras?
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00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,957
I'm not running away,
I'm just not gonna answer
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00:14:54,957 --> 00:14:57,376
any of your questions.
Just one question, Mr. Crab ‐‐
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are you a predator?
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00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:01,213
What? Me?
A predator?
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00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:03,549
That is the silliest thing
I've ever ‐‐ Oh, here we go!
292
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:04,967
He's running! He's running!
Let's go!
293
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:06,426
Mr. Crab!
Mr. Crab!
294
00:15:06,426 --> 00:15:08,929
We have you on tape eating
literally thousands
295
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:10,722
of shrimp,
fish, snails.
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00:15:10,722 --> 00:15:13,267
I think you even ate a clam
once.
297
00:15:13,267 --> 00:15:15,894
Are you honestly denying
that you're a predator?!
298
00:15:15,894 --> 00:15:17,271
But how can I be a predator
299
00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:21,608
when I'm a just an ordinary...
rock?
300
00:15:21,608 --> 00:15:25,279
Ah, my mistake.
301
00:15:25,279 --> 00:15:28,365
Nothing to see here.
Back to you, Diane.
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00:15:28,365 --> 00:15:30,951
Thank you, Rick.
That was truly some incredible
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00:15:30,951 --> 00:15:32,452
investigative journalism.
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00:15:32,452 --> 00:15:35,706
Coming up, humans ‐‐
can they actually speak?
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00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:38,417
And if so, what wacky things
would they say?
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00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:40,502
We'll find out after the break.
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00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:58,312
Our Mother Earth
is a true natural beauty ‐‐
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mesmerizing...
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vibrant...
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still got moves where it counts.
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00:16:06,987 --> 00:16:10,282
Earth really does look
terrific...
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00:16:11,992 --> 00:16:13,493
...which is pretty surprising,
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00:16:13,493 --> 00:16:17,998
given how much time
she spends in the sun.
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The health of our planet
is reflected
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00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,044
in her many children ‐‐
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like the Purple Swamp Hen
of eastern Asia,
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00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:28,217
who practice their own unique
form of self‐care.
318
00:16:30,552 --> 00:16:33,347
Time for my new audiobook.
319
00:16:33,347 --> 00:16:36,975
Welcome to "Meditation
for Total Badasses."
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00:16:36,975 --> 00:16:39,937
You're listening to this book,
so you must be a badass.
321
00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,980
Yes, yes, I am a badass.
322
00:16:41,980 --> 00:16:43,774
No, you're not!
323
00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:45,484
Otherwise, you wouldn't need
the audiobook.
324
00:16:45,484 --> 00:16:47,069
Right, right. Sorry.
325
00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:49,529
Badasses also don't say sorry.
326
00:16:49,529 --> 00:16:50,989
Stand up for yourself, man!
327
00:16:50,989 --> 00:16:53,200
You're right.
Hey, I‐I don't think
328
00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:54,785
you can talk to me
that way.
329
00:16:54,785 --> 00:16:56,161
Whoa, what did you just say
to me?!
330
00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:57,579
I'm sorry!
331
00:16:57,579 --> 00:16:59,414
Don't say you're sorry!
332
00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:01,333
Man, you're bad at this.
333
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:02,709
I'm starting to think,
you know,
334
00:17:02,709 --> 00:17:04,878
maybe I'm not a badass after all.
335
00:17:04,878 --> 00:17:08,090
Maybe I have no business
even narrating this audiobook.
336
00:17:08,090 --> 00:17:10,676
No, you ‐‐ you shouldn't be
so hard on yourself.
337
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:13,095
You have a lot
of amazing qualities.
338
00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:15,222
Thanks.
I appreciate that.
339
00:17:15,222 --> 00:17:17,015
Wait. I'm confused.
340
00:17:17,015 --> 00:17:19,935
It's a pre‐recorded audiobook,
but you can hear me?
341
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:22,396
Don't you ever question
my methods!
342
00:17:22,396 --> 00:17:24,564
I'm sorry!
343
00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:32,281
The natural world rises
to greet us,
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00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:37,077
revealing itself not as some
unfamiliar, alien landscape,
345
00:17:37,077 --> 00:17:41,206
but as a faint echo
of our own human society.
346
00:17:41,206 --> 00:17:45,877
Take a look around and you spy
recognizable figures ‐‐
347
00:17:45,877 --> 00:17:48,046
the headstrong alpha...
348
00:17:48,046 --> 00:17:50,007
the doting parent...
349
00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:53,468
the jabbering, insecure clown.
350
00:17:53,468 --> 00:17:56,930
Ugh, no, I can't come
to your one‐man show
351
00:17:56,930 --> 00:17:59,433
where you muse about your
struggles with online dating.
352
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:01,727
You know, I‐I‐I've got a thing.
353
00:18:03,770 --> 00:18:06,523
And in their realm ‐‐
as in ours ‐‐
354
00:18:06,523 --> 00:18:10,277
you must choose your compatriots
carefully,
355
00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,863
as evidenced by
the Rock Hopper Penguins
356
00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:15,365
of the Falkland Islands.
357
00:18:15,365 --> 00:18:18,076
That's it, man.
358
00:18:18,076 --> 00:18:20,037
No, no, no, no,
I'm outta here, okay?
359
00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:22,748
I know when I'm not wanted.
360
00:18:22,748 --> 00:18:25,083
Like, I don't need to take that
kind of from anybody.
361
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,544
I deserve better than that.
...that noise.
362
00:18:27,544 --> 00:18:30,088
T‐Terry, come on.
Don't be like that.
363
00:18:30,088 --> 00:18:32,341
Yeah, we're having a great time!
364
00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:34,968
You guys are having a great time.
365
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,762
I am just getting
crapped on!
366
00:18:36,762 --> 00:18:38,764
All we said was
"congratulations."
367
00:18:38,764 --> 00:18:41,266
Dude, it's your bachelor party.
Come on!
368
00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:43,518
It's how you said it,
okay?
369
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,354
I know you don't like
my fiancée.
370
00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:47,648
Dude, come on!
I set you guys up.
371
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,524
She's my sister.
372
00:18:49,524 --> 00:18:53,528
Well, maybe it's me
who doesn't like her.
373
00:18:53,528 --> 00:18:56,114
He's got some thinking
to do.
374
00:18:56,114 --> 00:18:57,532
We can still party,
though!
375
00:18:57,532 --> 00:18:59,284
Whoo! Yeah!
376
00:18:59,284 --> 00:19:00,869
Shots!
Yeah, shots!
377
00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:02,037
Let's do some shots!
378
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,789
Shots! Shots! Shots!
379
00:19:27,979 --> 00:19:30,273
Gladys:
Hey, there, Sister Dana!
380
00:19:30,273 --> 00:19:33,318
Your praise dance team
was breathtaking today!
381
00:19:33,318 --> 00:19:34,569
Thank you, Gladys!
382
00:19:34,569 --> 00:19:36,405
Take care!
383
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:41,284
Mm‐hmm. It's praise dancing,
not pole dancing.
384
00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:44,746
The Lord never said,
"Let there be twerk."
385
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,333
She's nice...
386
00:19:48,333 --> 00:19:49,751
until she isn't.
387
00:19:49,751 --> 00:19:51,169
She is...
388
00:19:51,169 --> 00:19:53,213
Judgy Church Owl.
389
00:19:57,509 --> 00:20:00,679
Oh, I love the way
you announce my name.
390
00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:03,306
Such a commanding voice.
391
00:20:03,306 --> 00:20:06,435
Broke‐ass, dollar‐store,
James Earl Jones knock‐off.
392
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:08,520
I heard that.
393
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,319
We set our sights now
on the fertile jungles
394
00:20:16,319 --> 00:20:18,405
of South America ‐‐
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00:20:18,405 --> 00:20:21,825
one of the planet's
densest ecosystems.
396
00:20:21,825 --> 00:20:25,203
These cradles of life
have evolved in tandem
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00:20:25,203 --> 00:20:27,831
with the animals
who dwell there.
398
00:20:27,831 --> 00:20:30,667
And no creature knows
or respects
399
00:20:30,667 --> 00:20:33,211
this delicate symbiosis
400
00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:35,839
more than the spirited
and ostentatious
401
00:20:35,839 --> 00:20:38,049
Black Howler Monkey.
402
00:20:39,593 --> 00:20:41,428
I'm Damien.
403
00:20:41,428 --> 00:20:44,139
And I'm Raoul.
404
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,683
And this is
our playground.
405
00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:47,684
We are...
406
00:20:47,684 --> 00:20:50,854
The Brothers Parkour.
407
00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,397
A‐Are y‐‐
Are you recording?
408
00:20:52,397 --> 00:20:54,191
Uh, yeah.
409
00:20:54,191 --> 00:20:55,734
Are you getting me?
410
00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:57,861
Yeah, dude,
I'm getting you.
411
00:20:57,861 --> 00:21:00,238
Alright, 'cause this is
literally the most extreme jump
412
00:21:00,238 --> 00:21:02,032
we've ever done,
so I wanna, like ‐‐
413
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,492
Just do it already!
414
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,035
Okay, okay.
Here goes.
415
00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,120
Ah, man, this is high.
416
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:10,040
Parkour is life!
417
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,625
Oh, fiddlesticks!
Oh, fiddlesticks!
418
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:12,876
Ohh!
419
00:21:12,876 --> 00:21:14,628
Whoa, you did it!
420
00:21:14,628 --> 00:21:16,296
With a one‐handed swing, too!
Oh, did you see that?
421
00:21:16,296 --> 00:21:17,964
Nice, bro, nice.
Whoo‐hoo!
422
00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:19,966
We're gonna get so many views
for that one.
423
00:21:19,966 --> 00:21:21,009
Everyone is gonna see that!
424
00:21:21,009 --> 00:21:22,761
Oh, that was amazing.
425
00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,763
How about we try one
where you're wearing pants?
426
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:26,431
Cool, cool.
427
00:21:26,431 --> 00:21:27,849
Wait. Why?
428
00:21:30,894 --> 00:21:32,687
As we've seen,
429
00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:36,942
humans and animals share more
than just a planet.
430
00:21:36,942 --> 00:21:39,694
We share striking similarities,
431
00:21:39,694 --> 00:21:42,948
we share some of the same hopes
and fears,
432
00:21:42,948 --> 00:21:45,033
and in some very rare cases,
433
00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:47,911
we share bank accounts.
434
00:21:47,911 --> 00:21:52,541
Hopefully, this sense of kinship
will continue to flourish.
435
00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:55,961
For you never know
if you'll meet a new friend...
436
00:21:55,961 --> 00:21:58,505
when nature calls.
437
00:22:05,762 --> 00:22:07,347
Okay, back her in, boys!
438
00:22:07,347 --> 00:22:09,349
You gotta be kidding me.
439
00:22:09,349 --> 00:22:11,560
Again with this racket?!
440
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,812
Do somethin', Tony!
441
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:16,106
Ptooey!
442
00:22:16,106 --> 00:22:19,734
Hey, it's 6:00 a. m.!
We're tryin' to sleep over here!
443
00:22:19,734 --> 00:22:22,153
You gotta problem,
take it up with de Blasio.
444
00:22:22,153 --> 00:22:23,822
Ahhhhhh!
I can't take it!
445
00:22:23,822 --> 00:22:26,533
We gotta go somewheres
peaceful, Tony!
446
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:28,326
That tears it,
we're movin' in
447
00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:29,160
with your sister Janice
in Detroit!
448
00:22:36,418 --> 00:22:39,254
The beauty of this
planet surrounds us all...
449
00:22:40,964 --> 00:22:43,967
...enveloping us
in its gentle majesty.
450
00:22:45,802 --> 00:22:50,932
But do we take
these many wonders for granted?
452
00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,769
Babbling brook, my ass.
453
00:22:57,188 --> 00:22:59,524
As citizens of Earth,
454
00:22:59,524 --> 00:23:02,694
we have witnessed
the powerful spectacle
455
00:23:02,694 --> 00:23:04,905
of roaring waterfalls...
456
00:23:07,073 --> 00:23:10,869
...breezes whispering
through lush jungle leaves...
457
00:23:12,621 --> 00:23:15,916
...and the commanding crash
of ocean waves.
458
00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:21,212
But have we ever truly listened?
459
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:29,679
Our animal brethren
are both cunning and wise.
460
00:23:29,679 --> 00:23:31,890
Now they will share
their stories
461
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:34,017
in their own voices.
462
00:23:34,017 --> 00:23:36,519
I can't believe
you drank six lattes.
463
00:23:36,519 --> 00:23:39,230
Oh, it's fine.
Caffeine barely affects me.
464
00:23:39,230 --> 00:23:42,025
Oh, God!
I feel crazy!
465
00:23:42,025 --> 00:23:43,985
But in a really, really, really,
really, really, really good way.
466
00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:45,654
Like, I'm invincible
or something.
467
00:23:45,654 --> 00:23:47,614
I'll run a bunch of errands
or something. I don't know.
468
00:23:47,614 --> 00:23:51,618
But I do know
that I feel great!
469
00:23:51,618 --> 00:23:56,164
Settle in and sit,
in slack‐jawed astonishment,
470
00:23:56,164 --> 00:23:58,792
as you hear
what is revealed...
471
00:24:08,093 --> 00:24:09,928
You're alone.
472
00:24:09,928 --> 00:24:13,348
Whisper your darkest secrets
into the wind.
473
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:17,018
I murdered my twin!
474
00:24:17,018 --> 00:24:19,354
Andres, is everything okay?
475
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:22,983
Uh...how much of that
did you hear?
476
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,443
Did anything come before
the whole twin murder thing?
477
00:24:27,153 --> 00:24:28,488
No.
478
00:24:28,488 --> 00:24:30,115
Then all of it.
479
00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:47,090
Let us travel now
to the arid desert...
480
00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:50,176
a landscape as beautiful
as it is punishing.
481
00:24:51,970 --> 00:24:55,223
A dry, unforgiving climate,
482
00:24:55,223 --> 00:24:59,185
but one where passion
can still bloom.
483
00:24:59,185 --> 00:25:03,648
And the speckled Namaqua
chameleons of the Namib Desert
484
00:25:03,648 --> 00:25:06,693
have found another way
to attract a mate.
485
00:25:14,159 --> 00:25:17,120
My name is Victor,
and I am...
486
00:25:19,164 --> 00:25:22,250
...The Tango General.
487
00:25:22,250 --> 00:25:25,253
Wow.
You are the real deal.
488
00:25:25,253 --> 00:25:27,589
Yes. Yes, I am.
489
00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:28,965
Well, my name is Stanley,
490
00:25:28,965 --> 00:25:31,009
and I'm here
to learn the tango.
491
00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:32,635
You do not learn
the tango.
492
00:25:32,635 --> 00:25:34,637
You live it!
Whoa!
493
00:25:34,637 --> 00:25:36,973
Are you normally
this aggressive?
494
00:25:36,973 --> 00:25:38,933
Yes! Where is your wife, Stanley?
495
00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:40,977
She's home.
496
00:25:40,977 --> 00:25:43,605
I'm trying to surprise her for
our 15th wedding anniversary.
497
00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:46,858
So, it shall just be you and I
doing the dance of passion?
498
00:25:46,858 --> 00:25:50,111
I hope that's not awkward for you.
499
00:25:50,111 --> 00:25:52,530
Awkward is
when your lover's lover
500
00:25:52,530 --> 00:25:55,575
is also
your wife's lover's lover.
501
00:25:55,575 --> 00:25:58,578
Okay,
so, super awkward then?
502
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:06,336
Nature boasts a wealth
of majestic animals,
503
00:26:06,336 --> 00:26:10,423
their lithe bodies
honed to physical perfection
504
00:26:10,423 --> 00:26:13,384
by the rigors of survival.
505
00:26:13,384 --> 00:26:17,639
Ooh, baby, break me off
a piece of that.
506
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:21,518
But for every
totally jacked meerkat,
507
00:26:21,518 --> 00:26:24,687
there is a gluttonous sea lion,
508
00:26:24,687 --> 00:26:27,023
a beefy bear,
509
00:26:27,023 --> 00:26:29,859
or a rather sloppy moose.
510
00:26:29,859 --> 00:26:33,446
Yes, over‐indulgence ‐‐
in all its forms ‐‐
511
00:26:33,446 --> 00:26:36,366
can be witnessed
throughout the animal kingdom,
512
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:39,119
and that includes
the typically even‐tempered
513
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:43,081
Northern Sea Otter of Alaska.
514
00:26:44,916 --> 00:26:47,710
I freakin' love this song!
515
00:26:47,710 --> 00:26:49,295
I know, I know.
I'm glad you're having fun,
516
00:26:49,295 --> 00:26:51,089
but just try
to keep it down.
517
00:26:51,089 --> 00:26:53,842
I haven't been out of the house
since I had the baby
518
00:26:53,842 --> 00:26:56,052
and I'm having the night
of my life!
519
00:26:56,052 --> 00:26:58,054
Whoo!
520
00:26:58,054 --> 00:27:00,098
Could you please lower
your voice?
521
00:27:00,098 --> 00:27:02,433
We can barely hear the music.
522
00:27:02,433 --> 00:27:04,811
What? Who do you think
you're freakin' talking to?!
523
00:27:04,811 --> 00:27:07,105
This is a rock 'n' roll show, bro!
524
00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:08,940
Lisa, no.
We are not doing this, please.
525
00:27:08,940 --> 00:27:10,692
I'm fine!
526
00:27:10,692 --> 00:27:13,027
Those losers are the ones who suck!
527
00:27:13,027 --> 00:27:15,780
Wow. You're really
embarrassing yourself.
528
00:27:15,780 --> 00:27:17,615
O‐Oh, you want a piece of this?
529
00:27:17,615 --> 00:27:19,868
My husband will tear
every one of you apart!
530
00:27:19,868 --> 00:27:21,536
Go get them, Jeffrey.
531
00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:22,662
She had a little too much wine!
I am so sorry.
532
00:27:22,662 --> 00:27:24,455
I'm not drunk!
533
00:27:24,455 --> 00:27:26,416
I'm just having fun
at a rock 'n' rolling show
534
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,293
like you're 'apposed
to do!
535
00:27:28,293 --> 00:27:29,669
Okay, okay.
Let's get you home.
536
00:27:29,669 --> 00:27:32,130
Jeffrey's gonna kick
all your asses!
537
00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:34,549
Can we go to a drive‐thru
on the way home?
538
00:27:47,812 --> 00:27:51,107
The pure, unbridled joy
of new discovery
539
00:27:51,107 --> 00:27:54,360
is a cornerstone of childhood ‐‐
540
00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:57,530
frolicking in an open meadow,
541
00:27:57,530 --> 00:28:01,117
splashing in a mountain stream,
542
00:28:01,117 --> 00:28:03,661
or tumbling into gaping holes
in the earth.
543
00:28:03,661 --> 00:28:05,288
Uhh!
544
00:28:05,288 --> 00:28:06,956
He'll be fine.
545
00:28:06,956 --> 00:28:09,417
I assume.
546
00:28:09,417 --> 00:28:12,754
Well, let us travel
to the jungles of Mexico
547
00:28:12,754 --> 00:28:14,881
to visit
with the Spider Monkeys
548
00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:19,177
and witness the ebullience
of youth in full display.
549
00:28:21,888 --> 00:28:24,015
And then Aladdin
goes, "Jump!"
550
00:28:24,015 --> 00:28:26,851
And he jumps off the building
and you, like, um,
551
00:28:26,851 --> 00:28:29,020
he's gonna be hurt,
but he landed ‐‐
552
00:28:29,020 --> 00:28:30,980
he's landed and he's okay.
553
00:28:30,980 --> 00:28:33,441
Uh‐huh. I know, hun.
We just saw it.
554
00:28:33,441 --> 00:28:35,193
Then there's this part
where Jafar says,
555
00:28:35,193 --> 00:28:36,778
"Your daughter
will marry me,"
556
00:28:36,778 --> 00:28:39,489
and the Sultan's eyes
get all "Whoa‐oa‐oa"
557
00:28:39,489 --> 00:28:41,282
and she, um ‐‐ Jasmine,
she goes,
558
00:28:41,282 --> 00:28:43,868
"I am not
some prize to be won!"
559
00:28:43,868 --> 00:28:46,996
Yep, I remember.
The movie ended 15 minutes ago.
560
00:28:46,996 --> 00:28:50,875
And then there's this song
that goes, um, um,
561
00:28:50,875 --> 00:28:52,460
goes, um, um...
562
00:28:54,837 --> 00:28:57,799
Honey, honey, maybe don't sing
and eat at the same time?
563
00:28:57,799 --> 00:29:00,343
You're gonna choke.
And I know the song.
564
00:29:00,343 --> 00:29:01,928
And then there's a part where
they get the lamp
565
00:29:01,928 --> 00:29:03,096
in the Cave of Wonders,
566
00:29:03,096 --> 00:29:05,098
but, um,
Abu touches some gold
567
00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:06,808
and he's like, "Uh‐oh,"
568
00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:08,309
and then it's lava everywhere
569
00:29:08,309 --> 00:29:10,228
and they're like, "Aah, no!"
570
00:29:10,228 --> 00:29:12,146
And you think they're stuck
forever, but, um...
571
00:29:12,146 --> 00:29:13,564
Mm‐hmm,
but the genie saves them.
572
00:29:13,564 --> 00:29:15,692
Hey, how'd you know that?
573
00:29:19,904 --> 00:29:23,992
And now let us take a
glimpse into the dark mysteries
574
00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:26,786
and hidden threats
that lurk beneath
575
00:29:26,786 --> 00:29:29,330
the lush jungle canopy.
576
00:29:31,874 --> 00:29:34,377
And now, the continuing adventures
577
00:29:34,377 --> 00:29:36,921
of "Nature Force Team."
578
00:29:36,921 --> 00:29:39,799
When we last left them,
Evil Doctor Wartzer
579
00:29:39,799 --> 00:29:43,803
had Scott trapped in his
dastardly death gunk...stuff.
580
00:29:43,803 --> 00:29:46,889
Will Connie and Teddy be able
to save him in time?
581
00:29:46,889 --> 00:29:49,100
Or will they all perish?
582
00:29:52,228 --> 00:29:53,730
What are you hanging
around here for?
583
00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:54,939
I said go!
584
00:29:54,939 --> 00:29:56,149
I'm not leaving you!
585
00:29:56,149 --> 00:29:57,483
Neither am I!
586
00:29:57,483 --> 00:30:00,153
Damn it, Connie!
The world needs you.
587
00:30:00,153 --> 00:30:02,947
You are my world.
588
00:30:05,408 --> 00:30:10,663
Looks like the Nature Force Team
isn't so powerful after all.
589
00:30:10,663 --> 00:30:14,167
You'll never escape
my dastardly death gunk stuff!
590
00:30:16,210 --> 00:30:19,797
Ugh, what is that stuff
doing to Scott, you madman?
591
00:30:19,797 --> 00:30:25,511
Let's just say everything it
touches is rendered useless.
592
00:30:25,511 --> 00:30:26,804
Everything?
593
00:30:26,804 --> 00:30:28,014
Everything?
594
00:30:28,014 --> 00:30:30,975
What?
Like, everything?
595
00:30:30,975 --> 00:30:32,894
Everything.
596
00:30:32,894 --> 00:30:34,854
Oh, well,
I'm just gonna try to help
597
00:30:34,854 --> 00:30:36,898
from a higher branch.
598
00:30:36,898 --> 00:30:40,777
Hey, Scott, listen,
we had a good run.
599
00:30:40,777 --> 00:30:43,571
Tune in next week
to hear Connie say...
600
00:30:43,571 --> 00:30:45,114
Hey, Teddy.
601
00:30:45,114 --> 00:30:47,492
Do you want to have coffee
later?
602
00:30:47,492 --> 00:30:49,285
Oh, come on!
603
00:31:03,466 --> 00:31:05,885
Okay, ladies,
I believe in us!
604
00:31:05,885 --> 00:31:08,429
We can do this!
Cheer squad forever!
605
00:31:08,429 --> 00:31:10,348
If you lose
your focal point,
606
00:31:10,348 --> 00:31:13,017
you'll lose your balance,
Bryan!
607
00:31:13,017 --> 00:31:14,811
Do not yell at me
right now, Sean!
608
00:31:14,811 --> 00:31:16,979
Stop fighting,
guys, we have to work together!
609
00:31:16,979 --> 00:31:18,648
Go, team!
Ow!
610
00:31:18,648 --> 00:31:20,650
Jessica just stepped
on my ponytail!
611
00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:22,568
You should've worn
a bun, Melanie!
612
00:31:22,568 --> 00:31:24,570
Oh, my God,
we're doing it!
613
00:31:27,490 --> 00:31:29,492
It sucks our
school doesn't have any teams,
614
00:31:29,492 --> 00:31:31,911
then people could actually
see us doing this.
615
00:31:31,911 --> 00:31:33,538
Yeah.
616
00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:37,542
‐That is too bad.
‐Well, what are you gonna do?
617
00:31:37,542 --> 00:31:39,669
You still should've
worn a bun, Melanie.
618
00:31:44,841 --> 00:31:48,219
Animals in the wild
must overcome dangerous pitfalls
619
00:31:48,219 --> 00:31:51,305
on a daily basis,
620
00:31:51,305 --> 00:31:54,267
whether they are evading
a predator,
621
00:31:54,267 --> 00:31:58,312
navigating a treacherous
river crossing,
622
00:31:58,312 --> 00:32:01,232
or just avoiding their cousin
who keeps trying to get them
623
00:32:01,232 --> 00:32:06,028
to buy into her essential oils
pyramid scheme.
624
00:32:06,028 --> 00:32:08,030
But as in human society,
625
00:32:08,030 --> 00:32:13,035
it is often best not to tackle
these obstacles alone ‐‐
626
00:32:13,035 --> 00:32:15,872
a truism embraced
by the Asiatic Black Bear
627
00:32:15,872 --> 00:32:17,957
and his monkey compatriot
628
00:32:17,957 --> 00:32:20,543
in the foothills
of the Himalayas.
629
00:32:23,754 --> 00:32:25,923
I checked here.
I checked here.
630
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:27,967
I checked here.
I checked here.
631
00:32:27,967 --> 00:32:29,719
Oh, I didn't check here,
but now I did!
632
00:32:29,719 --> 00:32:31,762
I checked here.
633
00:32:31,762 --> 00:32:33,556
Isn't this awesome?!
634
00:32:33,556 --> 00:32:36,225
Yep, I'm so glad
you took me to an escape room
635
00:32:36,225 --> 00:32:37,810
for our anniversary.
636
00:32:37,810 --> 00:32:39,729
I know, right?!
637
00:32:39,729 --> 00:32:42,106
Yes, instead of a quiet,
candlelit dinner,
638
00:32:42,106 --> 00:32:44,108
we're searching for a magnet
that'll open a box
639
00:32:44,108 --> 00:32:47,278
to find a key that'll unlock
some other dumb thing.
640
00:32:47,278 --> 00:32:48,446
Anything under here?
641
00:32:48,446 --> 00:32:50,656
Nope, just another dead end!
642
00:32:50,656 --> 00:32:53,159
Oh, gosh, escape rooms are fun!
643
00:32:53,159 --> 00:32:54,660
Then you're gonna love
644
00:32:54,660 --> 00:32:57,413
the next mystery ‐‐‐ who escapes
this relationship first?
645
00:32:57,413 --> 00:32:59,457
Huh?! What?!
D‐Did you say something?!
646
00:32:59,457 --> 00:33:01,667
Nope,
just looking for clues...
647
00:33:01,667 --> 00:33:03,377
as to why I didn't marry
my high‐school sweetheart,
648
00:33:03,377 --> 00:33:05,546
Jeff Bezos,
when I had the chance.
649
00:33:12,220 --> 00:33:14,889
From mountainous expanses
of Nepal...
650
00:33:17,433 --> 00:33:19,393
...we plunge deep
into the waters
651
00:33:19,393 --> 00:33:22,063
off the coast of Newfoundland.
652
00:33:22,063 --> 00:33:25,983
Here, we see
that even down below,
653
00:33:25,983 --> 00:33:30,947
an animal society
has its own set of rules ‐‐
654
00:33:30,947 --> 00:33:34,158
and punishments for those
who break them.
655
00:33:39,247 --> 00:33:41,415
Master Sergeant:
I want you to eat ship, boys.
656
00:33:41,415 --> 00:33:43,501
You will continue to eat ship
657
00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:46,170
until you learn the meaning
of respect!
658
00:33:46,170 --> 00:33:48,547
You will eat ship,
you will keep eating ship
659
00:33:48,547 --> 00:33:50,216
until I get tired.
660
00:33:50,216 --> 00:33:52,218
Or one of you can swim forward
661
00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:54,762
and confess to this prank
right now!
662
00:33:54,762 --> 00:33:57,056
I quit!
It's too hard!
663
00:33:57,056 --> 00:34:00,726
And before you misjudge my
reaction to your little prank,
664
00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:04,021
I'll have you know that I
possess a fine sense of humor.
665
00:34:04,021 --> 00:34:07,024
Hell, I even enjoy
the existential banter
666
00:34:07,024 --> 00:34:08,651
of "Calvin and Hobbes."
667
00:34:08,651 --> 00:34:10,903
But luring
your commanding officer
668
00:34:10,903 --> 00:34:12,989
into an online relationship
669
00:34:12,989 --> 00:34:15,491
by posing as an attractive
female catfish,
670
00:34:15,491 --> 00:34:17,326
well, that's not a prank.
671
00:34:17,326 --> 00:34:20,079
In fact, there's a name
for that kind of deception,
672
00:34:20,079 --> 00:34:21,706
which currently escapes me.
673
00:34:21,706 --> 00:34:23,541
I thought it was hilarious.
674
00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:26,043
Recruit Lee,
have you lost your appetite?
675
00:34:26,043 --> 00:34:27,378
No, sir!
676
00:34:27,378 --> 00:34:28,921
Still eating ship,
Staff Sergeant!
677
00:34:28,921 --> 00:34:31,716
Mm‐mm!
That's what I like to hear!
678
00:34:31,716 --> 00:34:33,509
Eat ship, boys.
679
00:34:33,509 --> 00:34:36,345
I want to see
those ship‐eating grins.
680
00:34:36,345 --> 00:34:38,472
Well, what do you know ‐‐
681
00:34:38,472 --> 00:34:40,224
I just got
another friend request
682
00:34:40,224 --> 00:34:42,059
from a fetching young lady.
683
00:34:42,059 --> 00:34:44,687
Sounds like Sarge
has still got it.
684
00:34:50,818 --> 00:34:52,695
We leave
the briny depths
685
00:34:52,695 --> 00:34:55,072
of the eastern Atlantic Ocean
686
00:34:55,072 --> 00:34:58,784
and return to other,
even choppier waters
687
00:34:58,784 --> 00:35:00,953
off the coast of Alaska.
688
00:35:03,205 --> 00:35:06,667
Let us see once again
how our outspoken friend,
689
00:35:06,667 --> 00:35:10,212
the Northern Sea Otter,
is faring.
690
00:35:10,212 --> 00:35:12,882
Oh, back
for more, huh?
691
00:35:12,882 --> 00:35:14,800
Look, I'm a mom, okay?
692
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,552
I work hard.
I play hard.
693
00:35:16,552 --> 00:35:18,429
Honey, please,
we already got kicked
694
00:35:18,429 --> 00:35:20,389
out of the concert.
Just have some of this water.
695
00:35:20,389 --> 00:35:22,016
No that
696
00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:24,101
You said we're gonna get me
to go get waffles.
697
00:35:24,101 --> 00:35:26,562
I want waffles, I want sausage,
and I want waffles.
698
00:35:26,562 --> 00:35:28,898
Hey, you,
gimme a plate of waffles.
699
00:35:28,898 --> 00:35:31,400
You are disturbing
the other guests, ma'am.
700
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,110
Ma'am, I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
701
00:35:33,110 --> 00:35:35,988
Don't you call me ma'am.
Give me my waffles.
702
00:35:35,988 --> 00:35:37,573
Lisa, honey,
those aren't waiters.
703
00:35:37,573 --> 00:35:39,367
It's a valet
and a security guy.
704
00:35:39,367 --> 00:35:41,077
We haven't left
the concert parking lot yet.
705
00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:42,953
You're all just jealous!
706
00:35:42,953 --> 00:35:44,747
Geez.
707
00:35:44,747 --> 00:35:47,416
Oh, now it's on, vest boys,
you pieces of
708
00:35:47,416 --> 00:35:49,794
Okay, okay,
let's just get you in the car.
709
00:35:49,794 --> 00:35:51,128
She's okay.
710
00:35:51,128 --> 00:35:52,713
I'm gonna throw up,
I don't care.
711
00:35:52,713 --> 00:35:55,299
I went to the rock 'n' roll show
and had fun.
712
00:35:55,299 --> 00:35:57,134
I hate this minivan.
Yep, here it comes.
713
00:35:57,134 --> 00:35:58,844
No, no, no.
714
00:36:04,684 --> 00:36:07,812
Let us leave
our otter friends for now ‐‐
715
00:36:07,812 --> 00:36:12,525
and don't worry, I checked,
she's not driving.
716
00:36:12,525 --> 00:36:15,528
As we look around,
we realize that the sheer scope
717
00:36:15,528 --> 00:36:20,783
of life on this planet
can be almost overwhelming.
718
00:36:20,783 --> 00:36:24,036
A seemingly endless parade
of wild creatures
719
00:36:24,036 --> 00:36:26,747
in every imaginable size,
720
00:36:26,747 --> 00:36:28,582
shape,
721
00:36:28,582 --> 00:36:30,710
and color ‐‐
722
00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:32,294
except for penguins,
which to me,
723
00:36:32,294 --> 00:36:35,464
look, you know,
pretty interchangeable.
724
00:36:35,464 --> 00:36:38,259
But aside from the boring‐ass penguins,
725
00:36:38,259 --> 00:36:42,096
the natural world contains
such stunning variety
726
00:36:42,096 --> 00:36:46,308
that it can be dizzying
to keep it all straight.
727
00:36:46,308 --> 00:36:48,310
I'm your host,
Charlie Heston,
728
00:36:48,310 --> 00:36:53,149
and it's time to play...
"Same Bird, Different Bird"!
729
00:36:53,149 --> 00:36:55,526
That's right. Now, Leslie.
730
00:36:55,526 --> 00:36:56,736
Huh?
Yes?
731
00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:58,821
Is this bird...
Yes.
732
00:36:58,821 --> 00:37:00,865
...the same
or different...
733
00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:02,283
Uh‐huh.
734
00:37:02,283 --> 00:37:03,659
...from this bird?
735
00:37:03,659 --> 00:37:05,119
Oh, no.
736
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,663
And the clock starts...now.
737
00:37:07,663 --> 00:37:08,998
Uh ‐‐ Same!
738
00:37:08,998 --> 00:37:10,624
No! Yeah.
Different!
739
00:37:10,624 --> 00:37:12,793
Wait! Same!
Right?
740
00:37:12,793 --> 00:37:14,128
Or...different?
741
00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:16,338
And your time is up!
742
00:37:16,338 --> 00:37:18,299
Aw, man!
743
00:37:18,299 --> 00:37:19,925
The correct answer is...
744
00:37:19,925 --> 00:37:21,886
that's the same bird...
Oh!
745
00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:24,722
...by which we mean
the same species of bird...
746
00:37:24,722 --> 00:37:27,266
Um, right.
...but a different individual bird
747
00:37:27,266 --> 00:37:28,809
than the first one.
748
00:37:28,809 --> 00:37:29,810
So I win!
749
00:37:29,810 --> 00:37:31,729
I'm sorry, you do not.
750
00:37:31,729 --> 00:37:33,105
Seriously,
what the hell?
751
00:37:33,105 --> 00:37:35,191
That's right ‐‐
simple game,
752
00:37:35,191 --> 00:37:37,485
needlessly complicated rules!
753
00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:39,236
See you next time on...
754
00:37:39,236 --> 00:37:42,114
"Same Bird, Different Bird"!
755
00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:04,553
Where did I put
that perfume sample?
756
00:38:04,553 --> 00:38:06,722
Ugh, I know it's around here somewhere.
757
00:38:06,722 --> 00:38:09,225
Ah, oh! Aha!
758
00:38:09,225 --> 00:38:11,018
I knew forgetting
to cancel this subscription
759
00:38:11,018 --> 00:38:13,020
would come in handy someday.
760
00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,731
You are not ‐‐ I repeat, not ‐‐
761
00:38:15,731 --> 00:38:17,983
gonna scare off another date
by smelling like butt.
762
00:38:17,983 --> 00:38:20,236
Oh, that's right, this time,
you're gonna smell
763
00:38:20,236 --> 00:38:22,279
like daffodils and fairy dust,
baby!
764
00:38:22,279 --> 00:38:24,365
Ow, ow, owwww!
765
00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:26,784
Hoo‐hoo! But obviously,
if I meet someone
766
00:38:26,784 --> 00:38:29,703
who likes the smell of butt,
I can always wash this off.
767
00:38:42,591 --> 00:38:47,555
The world is populated
by a multitude of creatures...
768
00:38:47,555 --> 00:38:52,142
all with different temperaments
and personalities ‐‐
769
00:38:52,142 --> 00:38:55,521
some challenging or alluring,
770
00:38:55,521 --> 00:38:57,606
while others are downright annoying.
771
00:38:57,606 --> 00:38:58,941
Aaaaaah!
772
00:38:58,941 --> 00:39:00,401
Like when my producer Jerry ‐‐
773
00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:02,361
who I'm looking at right now ‐‐
774
00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:03,988
keeps mouthing along
775
00:39:03,988 --> 00:39:06,657
as I'm trying to read
my voice‐over script.
776
00:39:06,657 --> 00:39:09,285
I'm sorry. Was I doing that again?
777
00:39:09,285 --> 00:39:12,371
Yes, you were, Jerry,
and it's quite off‐putting.
778
00:39:14,665 --> 00:39:18,878
We travel now to Angola,
where a pair of Colobus monkeys
779
00:39:18,878 --> 00:39:23,090
encounter a rather unique personality.
780
00:39:23,090 --> 00:39:26,218
Hey, does that guy
over there look, uh, stuck?
781
00:39:26,218 --> 00:39:27,595
Stuck?
782
00:39:27,595 --> 00:39:31,015
Yeah, stuck.
Like he's...stuck there.
783
00:39:35,936 --> 00:39:37,688
I'm gonna see
if he needs help.
784
00:39:37,688 --> 00:39:41,025
Ugh, male ego makes me cringe.
I‐I can't watch.
785
00:39:41,025 --> 00:39:43,068
Hey! You stuck?
786
00:39:43,068 --> 00:39:44,820
Who, me?
No, no, no, no.
787
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:46,447
Not stuck at all.
788
00:39:46,447 --> 00:39:47,781
You look stuck!
789
00:39:47,781 --> 00:39:50,242
Not stuck.
I am totally fine.
790
00:39:50,242 --> 00:39:52,578
He's stuck.
Fully stuck.
791
00:39:52,578 --> 00:39:54,204
You sure
you're not stuck?
792
00:39:54,204 --> 00:39:57,458
Nope!
Just, uh, resting.
793
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:01,337
That's how you rest, with
everything...hyper‐extended?
794
00:40:01,337 --> 00:40:02,463
Yeah, it's actually better
for you.
795
00:40:02,463 --> 00:40:03,839
Most people don't know that.
796
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:05,215
Where are you going?
797
00:40:05,215 --> 00:40:07,051
I'm leaving
before he hits on us.
798
00:40:07,051 --> 00:40:09,261
He's literally stuck
and embarrassed right now.
799
00:40:09,261 --> 00:40:10,679
You honestly think
he's gonna hit ‐‐
800
00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:13,015
You two come here often
or what?
801
00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:15,059
Why do I ever doubt it?
Why?
802
00:40:21,815 --> 00:40:24,193
Another journey through the living world,
803
00:40:24,193 --> 00:40:26,654
with all its variety
and wonder,
804
00:40:26,654 --> 00:40:29,239
draws to a close.
805
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:31,867
Yes, the achingly intricate ‐‐
806
00:40:31,867 --> 00:40:33,452
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
807
00:40:33,452 --> 00:40:36,080
Jeffrey, check out the lady
with her big, fancy words.
808
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,082
Uh, excuse me?
809
00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:41,293
Look, I'm a mom, okay?
So ba‐‐ back off.
810
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:43,295
Lisa, honey,
don't insult Helen Mirren.
811
00:40:43,295 --> 00:40:45,047
I can insult
whoever I want.
812
00:40:45,047 --> 00:40:46,715
And you know what,
Helen Mirrens?
813
00:40:46,715 --> 00:40:50,260
I thought your performance
in "The Queen" was over‐rated.
814
00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:54,807
Uh, excuse me, you listen to me,
you greasy ocean ferret.
815
00:40:54,807 --> 00:40:58,227
This is my house,
and I will wreck you.
816
00:40:58,227 --> 00:41:00,354
You hear me?
Put me on the record,
817
00:41:00,354 --> 00:41:02,022
take back the Academy
and the Emmys.
818
00:41:02,022 --> 00:41:04,274
Ohh, it's on.
819
00:41:04,274 --> 00:41:06,443
No, let me out
of this voice‐over booth.
820
00:41:06,443 --> 00:41:07,778
Helen, please, calm down.
821
00:41:07,778 --> 00:41:09,071
It's just a drunk otter.
822
00:41:09,071 --> 00:41:10,906
Don't touch me, Jerry!
823
00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:13,742
Yeah, that's what I thought!
That's what I thought!
824
00:41:13,742 --> 00:41:15,244
I am so sorry, Ms. Mirren.
825
00:41:15,244 --> 00:41:18,163
You're all just jealous.
826
00:41:19,915 --> 00:41:23,002
That was unfortunate.
827
00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:25,587
Now...where was I?
828
00:41:25,587 --> 00:41:27,381
Ah.
829
00:41:27,381 --> 00:41:30,175
Another journey through the living world,
830
00:41:30,175 --> 00:41:32,720
with all its variety and wonder,
831
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:34,638
draws to a close.
832
00:41:34,638 --> 00:41:39,810
Yes, the achingly intricate
tapestry of wild animals ‐‐
833
00:41:39,810 --> 00:41:42,396
You know what?
I'm still so jacked up
834
00:41:42,396 --> 00:41:44,857
after that drunk otter
stepped to me.
835
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:46,900
I've ‐‐ I've just gotta walk this off.
836
00:41:46,900 --> 00:41:49,528
So please just join us next time,
837
00:41:49,528 --> 00:41:53,365
and remember to listen
closely...when nature calls.
838
00:41:53,365 --> 00:41:55,951
Jerry, I want to know
where that otter comes from.
839
00:41:55,951 --> 00:41:57,911
What lake?
I'm going there.
840
00:41:57,911 --> 00:42:00,122
I've got frequent flyer miles.
It's no problem.
841
00:42:00,122 --> 00:42:02,207
She'll see me.
842
00:42:02,207 --> 00:42:04,043
Hey, YouTubers!
843
00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:08,005
It's your favorite drag queen,
Anastasia Labeijia!
844
00:42:08,005 --> 00:42:12,134
And today, I'm showing you
a fierce makeup tutorial.
845
00:42:12,134 --> 00:42:14,678
Right now, I'm applying foundation.
846
00:42:14,678 --> 00:42:17,681
Beat that face to the gods, divas!
847
00:42:17,681 --> 00:42:20,809
We're serving Dunkin' Donuts'
powdered Munchkin realness!
848
00:42:20,809 --> 00:42:23,395
Ahh! Get into it, honey!
849
00:42:23,395 --> 00:42:25,355
LeRoy, hurry up in there.
850
00:42:25,355 --> 00:42:27,024
I need to use the bathroom!
851
00:42:27,024 --> 00:42:29,276
I'm making a video!
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