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Mirren: The natural world.

Stunning in its beauty.

Staggering in its complexity.

And although these landscapes,

with their myriad of wild denizens,

may seem alien at first...

if we look closer, relatable truths are revealed.

For within this grandeur

resides a wealth of unexpected drama...

Leopard: Hey, stripe‐y!

Zebra: Uh, yeah?

I'm gonna mess you up. Wahhh!

We are now empowered

to explore this once mysterious world

and revel in the entirety of life on this planet,

an astonishing diversity of beings

each with their own fascinating story.

Gorilla #1: Jack, I want you to draw me

like one of your French girls.

Wearing fleas.

Gorilla #2: All right.

Wearing only fleas.

Let us venture beyond the protective canopy

of Earth's forests...

dive deep beneath its roaring seas...

traverse its austere desert landscapes...

and commune with fellow travelers

on this, our shared home.

Baboon: Errrr.... I don't know about this.

These animals ‐‐ vibrant, diverse, passionate ‐‐

are not so different from us.

And if we listened close enough...

what would we hear these noble creatures say?

Turtle: I don't want to be on reality TV!!

Ohh! Ugh! Ugh!

Prepare yourself for a truly unique journey...

and witness the beauty and wonder that can transpire...

Male stork: No, no, that's not right.

I said it's hit, boom, turn,

then shimmy, whack‐a‐mole, whack‐a‐mole,

then boom, unh, carrot stick, pop.

Lean with it. Rock with it.

Scoop, cat‐cat, then turn.

Giraffe neck. Eat the leaves from the tree.

Eat the leaves from the tree.

Then you stand on one leg. Got it?

Stork: No. Again.

Mirren: The animal kingdom stirs with wonder and possibility.

It is the very tapestry of creation itself.

Join me as we experience

this majestic orb in a new light.

I'm Helen Mirren.

Yeah, that Helen Mirren.

Legend of the stage and screen,

winner of an Oscar, four Emmys, one Tony,

four BAFTAs, which is like the British version

of the MTV Movie Awards.

But, you know, let's not make a whole thing out of it.

I'm ‐‐ I'm just a regular dame like you.

Our journey will touch upon the commonalities

that we, as humans, share with our brethren in the wild.

We all, animal and human alike,

live and work and love,

and, sometimes, we don't wear pants.

Tonight, we will focus on what we learn from our experiences,

how we grow, the life lessons.

Chief among these is how we master our environment.

And in the forests of Brazil, there is no greater example

than the crafty, tufted capuchin monkey.

Dad monkey: Okay. Gonna fix the HVAC.

Easy. Very easy. Mr. Fix‐It, that's me.

Is this thing ‐‐ Is this thing hollow?

Is this supposed to, uh ‐‐ Maybe if I...

Whoa. Shhhh‐ish kebab!

Dang it! That is not supposed to come off.

Mom monkey: Don, honey, I do believe you can fix it,

but it might be faster to call a handyman.

Oh, t‐there's no need, honey.

W‐We just have a problem with one of these, uh,

springy dealies. You gotta roll it out.

Handyman? I'm a handyman.

I'm a man. I have hands.

This'll do the trick. Just gotta...

This guy here, stick this into the, uh ‐‐

Fuuuuudge brownies.

Keep it together, Don.

Gah. Come on! Maybe if I just...

Don't know what I'm doing here.

Maybe I need a Phillips head?

Hey, honey! Can you bring me the Phillips head?!

That was the Phillips head!

I know! And now I need a flat Phillips head.

That's not a thing, Don.

Kid monkey: Want me to find you

a YouTube tutorial, Dad?!

A tutorial?! A‐Absolutely not!

I‐In fact, son, you should come down here,

learn a thing or two. It's a good teachable moment.

What am I talking about, "teachable moment"?

I have an art‐history degree.

I'm not a friggin' handyman!

Ugh. This is gonna end up costing us twice as much now.

Eric: Hey, neighbors! What's Don ‐‐

Hey! Don! You need a hand?!

Looks like you need a pipe wrench!

Dad monkey: I'm fine, Eric, but thanks!

I‐It's under control!

Hey, Siri.

Call handyman.

Mirren: While working with one's hands is a noble pursuit,

there are those, both human and animal,

who can coast solely on their looks...

...as we shall see on a visit to the island of Madagascar

to meet the fetching sifaka lemur.

Photographer: Models aren't born.

They're made!

Once in a blue moon, you capture a model

that defines beauty, style, and je ne sais quoi.

He...is...Serge!

Temperamental? Yes.

Serge: Unh! I'm starving!

But it is what you get when you work with living art!

Hey, everybody! I'm Serge! And I'm a model! Gah!

Oh. Okay. Uh, that's great. You look great, Serge!

But less of the talking.

Show me how much you love nature.

Okay. I'll lick the tree. I guess!

Yes. More of that. You love that tree, don't you?

I love you, tree. Yes.

Yes! Show me! Love that tree!

You are a sexy mistress of nature!

Keep going! You are on fire!

Look! I can almost turn my head all the way around!

Ow!

No, no.

Serge should be seen... and not heard!

Okay. I'll be real quiet then!!

Do you hear me?! I'LL BE REAL QUIET NOW!!

Ugh. Looks like a million bucks, but, boy, is this guy dumb.

Yes! That's it! Give me what I need!

Mirren: Many animals are not blessed with a partner ‐‐

one who can serve as an inspirational muse

or a hunting companion

or just a good hang you can crack a few beers with.

Solitary creatures must survive

by relying on their own unique abilities...

especially in the lonely depths of the mighty ocean.

Sea fairy: It is I, the mystical sea fairy..

who only visits but once a century!

Aren't I so very beautiful?!

Now, I'm ready to grant your greatest wishes!

Is anyone...?

Nobody's here.

I guess 2021 is going great.

No one needs a wish granted.

A hundred short years ago, people were stoked to see me,

wishing for stuff left and right.

Welp. I guess, uh ‐‐ I guess I'll just come back...later.

Mirren: Not all creatures toil in obscurity.

There are those who exist to make their presence known.

Yes, another life lesson our animal friends can impart

is the value in drawing attention to oneself.

Unless, of course, you're an antelope

and most of your day is spent trying not to get eaten.

But, still, there are the bold ones,

the brazen souls who dare to stand out from the crowd...

like these socially cunning Japanese squirrels,

who rule their corner of the Aokigahara Forest.

Narrator: And, now, grab a rainwater martini

and join the ladies of

"The Real Housewives of the Forest Biome."

Squirrel #1: Hey, Bev! Squirrel #2: Yes, dah‐ling.

Do you think I went a little overboard

on my cheeks this time?

Don't be silly! They're perfect!

Squirrel #3: Hey, Bev, what about me?

You couldn't look better if you tried.

Aww! You mean it?

I swear on my firstborn. And she's the normal one.

Bev, when are you getting your cheeks filled?

Why, I'm doing it right now.

Young squirrel: Excuse me, ma'am?

Did you just call me "ma'am"?

Squirrel #3: Oh, no, girl.

Young squirrel: Yeah, do you know where the nearest restroom is?

Oh, and now you assume I work here?

Squirrel #3: Ooh! That's strike two. Careful, now.

Young squirrel: I guess I wasn't thinking.

Exactly! Now get your tight fur out of my sight...

Okay, okay. Geez.

...before I lose my nuts!

Mirren: We can learn so much from the inhabitants

of the animal kingdom.

Wisdom can be gleaned from the noble lion...

the majestic hermit crab...

and elephants, who I honestly think

are kind of overrated, actually.

Ohh! What about these guys?!

Jerr‐‐ Where's my producer, Jerry?

Jerry: Uh, yes, Dame Helen?

What is this animal?

What is it? Some kind of raccoon cat?

Those are, uh...

...coatis.

Hmm! Coatis.

Bring me one. I want one.

Well, they're a‐a wild animal a‐and protected, I think.

Oh, okay.

Then put me down for a couple of chipmunks

or ground squirrels till we get this coati thing sorted.

You got it.

Thank you, Jerry! You're the best.

I know; I don't tell you that enough, do I?

And therein lies another vital lesson we can glean.

Careful communication is vitally important,

especially in the wild.

Just ask the North American pika,

who are as social as they are skittish.

Pika wife: Hey, hon? Pika: Yeah?

Know what I was thinking the other day?

Totally!

I can't believe that tomorrow's

already our seven‐year anniversary!

Crazy, right? Wait. Seven years?

Oh, God! Not again!

I'll take this. And this.

Ooh, and this.

Weasel: Hey! My begonias!

Sorry, Steve. Need these more than you!

Boobie husband: There goes Harold again.

Boobie wife: Yeah, I wonder what he did to Jeannie this time.

Boobie husband: Poor guy can't win.

Happy seventh anniversary, sweetheart! Heh‐heh!

Harold, I was talking about it being seven years

since we remodeled our bathroom.

Oh. Uh, y‐yeah. Heh. I knew that.

So should I find a vase for these or...?

And we've been married for thirteen years, not seven.

Yep. Got it.

Mirren: Our animal friends

mirror our own romantic pursuits back at us.

We recognize, in their wild, horny fumblings,

ourselves...

and we see the same insecurities...

foibles, and sweaty desperation

that often accompany our search toward...

you know, hooking up,

bumping uglies, what‐have‐you.

And our closest animal relative,

the chimpanzee of the African Congo,

knows full well that the art of seduction

can be difficult to master.

Male chimp: But soft!

What light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east. And Juliet is the sun.

Female chimp: Aye, me.

She speaks!

Her eye discourses. I will answer it.

Heh heh heh. Hiiiiiiii! Ehh...

What? Who said that?

Meeee! Heh! It's me! I said that!

I've been watching you on your balcony

from down here. Hi!

Ugh! Scram, creep!

Okay. Fair enough. Bye‐eee!

Sea fairy: 'Tis I! Again!

The mystical wish‐granting sea fairy. From earlier?

No? Well...

I'm still just... swimming around,

looking for anyone who might have a wish.

Nobody? Really?

Maybe it's because I'm four miles underneath

the surface of the ocean.

You know, when I appeared last century,

I took the form of a majestic glowing fox

that wandered from town to town.

This time, I'm a slug floating in the middle of the ocean.

Not the best choice in terms of foot traffic, yes.

That's on me.

Still, you'd think there'd be at least

some blobfish out there wishing they didn't look so stupid.

Okay, that was unprofessional of me.

Still? Nobody?

COME ON!!

Well, joke's on you people.

'Cause I can live forever.

And next time I come back, you'll all be long dead!

So long, !

Mirren: Life in the wild, like our human existence,

is marked by unpredictability...

...shadowy dangers...

and the grim specter of fright.

Oh, sorry. I just thought of something funny.

Anyway, perhaps you, too, have encountered

one of the most challenging of life's lessons ‐‐

how to face one's fears.

Frog: Okay. Okay. You can do this, Jake.

I‐It's just the high dive.

A v‐v‐v‐very high dive.

Snake: Hey, Jake. Jussst jump already.

What are you waiting for?

Frog: I will! I'll jump!

On my own time.

I'll jump. Like now.

In three, two...

Ohh, boy. Okay. Come on.

Just one little jump, and you'll prove to your friend

that you're not afraid of heights!

Ju‐ump! Ju‐ump! Ju‐ump!

Stheriously, don't be such a chicken!

Have you always had that lisp?

I'm trying Invithalign. That'th it. I'm gonna push you!

What?! Push me?! Don't!

Fine. I'll just...

j‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐u‐ump!

Oh, wow! He did it!

Ow! Ugh!

Gah! Unh!

Sthorry. I forgot they drained the pool.

Mirren: One of the key lessons to survival in the wild

is simple awareness.

Is that animal lurking in the shadows

a friend or a predator?

Is it safe to drink from this stream?

And where the hell did I park my car?

In short, one must learn to be always aware

of one's surroundings.

Game‐show host: And, now, the brand‐new game show

everyone is howling about!

It's time for...

Studio audience: Wolf! Or! Rock!

Game‐show host: Let's meet tonight's contestant!

Rich: Yeah, I'm Rich, a retiree from Scottsdale, Arizona.

Okay, Rich. Let's play the game.

Do you see...

a wolf...or a rock?

I'm ready to answer.

Wait till you hear the buzzer.

Yeah, but I'm ready to answer now.

Shh! Just...quiet.

Now, Rich, what did you see? A wolf or a rock?

Yeah, it's a wolf. Obviously.

And the answer is ‐‐ Audience?

Studio audience: Rock!

Wait. What?! Wait a minute!

And that's all the time we have.

Seriously, what the ?

Tune in next week for another enthralling episode of...

Studio audience: Wolf! Or! Rock!

Amber: Hi, guys. It's Amber.

And welcome to my OnlyFins Page.

Now, who wants to see me

eat...this...algae?

Mirren: As we pierce the veil of the animal kingdom

and behold the wondrous creatures who reside within,

we are struck by their stories...

and, in some cases, their body hair...

and we uncover the universal life lessons within.

Animals, like us, must learn the value of hard work...

the importance of conquering their fears...

and the value of persistence.

For those with intricate social structures,

like the Virunga mountain gorillas of East Africa,

there can be great pressure to prove oneself.

Casting assistant: Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla.

Take 1.

Gorilla: Can't believe I need to audition, but whatever.

How 'bout a little swing?

I did this on "Planet of the Apes."

It's on my résumé.

You probably remember "Ooh‐ooh, ahh‐ahh!"

Yeah, that's a little bit of my monologue

from a little film called "Kong: Skull Island."

Lot of college dudes still quote that.

Casting assistant: Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla.

Take 2.

Gorilla: Of course I can. I'm professionally trained.

Lesson one ‐‐ no matter how hard ‐‐ unh ‐‐

...make it look easy.

And that's what you call working with props.

Casting assistant: Gorilla auditioning for role of Gorilla.

Take 3.

Gorilla: Hey‐oh! One‐handed.

Heh. That's some pro right there.

Ope! One hand again. Ha‐ha!

I should be a household name.

Heyyy! Ooh‐ooh, ahh‐ahh, right? Ha‐ha!

Our grandkids will be quoting that when we're both dead.

By the way, I also do my own...

...st‐u‐u‐u‐unts!

Mirren: We depart the treetops of the lowlands

to once again return to the haunting majesty

of the ocean floor,

where we check in one last time with an old friend.

Sea fairy: 'Tis I. Yep.

The mystical sea fairy.

Still here.

Seriously. What is up?

Everyone keeps swimming by. Nobody wants a wish.

Acting like I'm the .

A starfish just gave me the finger like five times!

How often do you come across

a magical, wish‐granting sea fairy?

Come on!

I even paid for a whole bunch of Instagram ads.

Nothing. Ugh!

My dad was right. I should have gone to law school.

Mirren: The world of nature is not merely one of splendor...

...grandeur...

...and endless glimpses of windswept vistas.

Although, sure, it's got a buttload of those.

Rather, this world can often embody two ideas at once.

Peril and mischief...

beauty and absurdity...

and, like, kind of gross bugs and cute baby bears.

And all of them speak to the lessons of life...

when nature calls.

Stan Eiseberg: Are you tired of clambering up steep, slippery inclines

only to fall back down like a clumsy fool?

Are you sick and tired of fighting against gravity

and your own inability to evolve?

Penguin: Whoopsie! Stan Eiseberg: Have you slid down

into the frigid arctic waters and thought to yourself,

"There's gotta be a better way"?

Well, friends, there is.

Hi. I'm Stan Eiseberg,

for Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.

For years, climbing has been the bane

of penguin existence.

Our silly little feet can't grip,

and I don't even think we have knees.

I try not to dwell on it. It's pretty upsetting.

But, now, with my patented stair technology,

you can take the first step into a brighter future,

one where you're not flailing like a buffoon

and sliding helplessly into the mouth of a hungry orca.

So stop being nature's little clown,

always falling over and soiling your fancy little tuxedo.

You're a penguin. Be proud.

With Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.

You're gonna like the way you slowly climb up somewhere.

I guarantee it.

Announcer: Eiseberg's Penguin Stairs.

Handrail sold separately ‐‐ because, you know,

you're a penguin and you don't have hands.

Mirren: The living world.

Pulsing with vibrant beauty and wonder.

An achingly intricate, natural tapestry ‐‐

lush rainforests...

snow‐swept mountains...

and mighty oceans.

Look all around you.

Our planet is a treasure

of sights and sounds.

Voice: On your left! Seal: What?

I said, "On your ‐‐"

Unh! Oooooooof!

I meant on your right!

Mirren: We are blessed with the ability

to now tour the unspoiled majesty of nature itself...

to walk beside our animal brethren.

These beings, once so mysterious to us,

can now step from the shadows

to reveal themselves in all their grandeur.

Lizard: Hey, Mitch. Ya got something on your face.

Mantis: Oh. How embarrassing. Where? Here?

N‐No. H‐Here. I‐I'll get it for ya.

Thank you.

Now we shall venture deep into the domain of the animals,

plunge into the darkest jungles...

soar above towering mountains...

and explore the noble kingdoms

that can exist even in the smallest pockets of creation.

Ant #1: What are you doing? Hey, stop it.

I'm gonna f‐a‐a‐a‐all!

Ant #2: And that's for telling people I overreact to things!

Mirren: Together, we'll discover that life on this planet

is one sprawling, shared experience.

Compassion, empathy, communication.

These are not qualities reserved only for humans.

And when a being finds its true voice,

the whole world should lean in to listen.

Leave what you know behind

and prepare to be humbled and astonished

by all that is revealed...

Announcer: And, now, untamed, unvarnished, unsolicited.

These are...

Wolf: So...do you guys think that "The Crown"

is just kinda...boring?

I've watched every episode,

and, honestly, I'm just kinda bored.

Huh!

Announcer: This has been...

Mirren: So far on our journey into the natural world,

we have witnessed animals assert their dominance...

confront their deepest fears...

and contemplate their impact on future generations.

But how do they apply this knowledge

while also intermingling with myriad other creatures

on this, our shared Earth?

As we shall now witness, animals, like us,

must navigate familial relationships...

intense rivalries...

and dalliances with straight‐up weirdoes.

Indeed, our wild planet is host to...

a world of personalities.

And, now, let us begin at...

hm, the beginning.

Makes sense, I guess.

The earliest interpersonal relationship for each of us,

whether human or animal, arrives in childhood.

To see this in action, we travel to the African savanna,

where a rambunctious young elephant

makes his presence known.

Bird #1: Ahh. Lovely day for a walk.

Bird #2: Don't look now, but that large neighbor boy

is out again!

Oh, no. You mean...?

Little elephant: YAYYYYY!

Announcer: Carmichael. Lives large. Is large.

Carmichael: Hey! Some friends! Let's play!

Henh‐henh‐henh‐henh‐henh!

Whoa!

Yay! Come here, bird!

Parent elephant: Oh. Sorry.

Carmichael, sweetie, leave the Wilsons alone.

They're just out for a stroll.

He gets excited.

That's okay.

Carmichael: I'm gonna hug you with my feet, friends!

I'm just like you!

JUST LIKE YOUUUUU!!

Come here. Come here, bird. Come here.

Friends forever!

God, he's a menace!

We have to move! That's all there is to it.

We gotta move.

Parent elephant: Carmichael, let's go.

Carmichael: Did you see me with my frieeeends?

They were playing with me! And then they left!

Well, maybe they just couldn't handle how perfect you are,

my sweet, innocent, little...

Announcer: Carmichael!

Mirren: Children, by their nature, are curious ‐‐

Ever‐watching, always exploring,

and constantly spilling Goldfish crackers

all over the backseat of your car.

I mean, really. Did you manage to get any of it in your mouth?

Sorry.

The mind of a child is a delightful wonder,

but even for our wild cousins,

like these pumas in the foothills of Patagonia,

their curiosity can be a bit of a handful.

Puma #1: Stop touching me!

Puma #2: I'm not touching you!

Stop touching me!

I'm not touching you!

Puma #3: I'm telling Mom you're touching him!

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna tell Mom

you took the batteries out of her buzzy banana thing.

T‐That's not a banana. It's a jiggly magic wand!

Puma mom: Boys! Why are there batteries

out in the living room?

Were you playing around in my room?!

Puma kids: Nooooo!

Puma #3: But what was that thing?

Puma mom: That was Mommy's... electric toothbrush.

If she doesn't brush her teeth once a day,

she gets...cranky.

Mirren: Navigating familial relationships

can be tricky for any species.

But life's struggles are not relegated merely to one's home.

The outside world presents its own share of obstacles.

At some point, every animal on Earth meets their match...

whether in the form of a physical rival

or a sandwich they simply couldn't finish.

To face these challenges, one must dig deep

and find their hunger to prevail...

...both for victory

and for what remains of that tuna hoagie.

Competition can push any species toward greatness...

as evidenced by the interplay

between the tufted capuchin monkeys of Brazil.

Narrator: If you thought you knew what "extreme" meant...

Monkey: G'aaaaah!

...you better think again!

A buncha monkeys. Just one vine.

Over crocodile‐infested waters.

Whoever can hang on the longest, wins...

one...million...dollars!

That's right ‐‐ one million dollars of money,

which creates a whole lotta drama!

Monkey: Y‐Yes, I did just outswim several crocodiles

that wanted to eat me, but I'd do it again.

I'd get back up on that vine again

because I could really use that money.

That money would change my life, man.

It would change my life.

Narrator: You won't wanna miss...

"Whose Vine Is It Anyway?"

Coming this summer to ‐‐

What's that? Can't use that title, huh?

Ah. Copyrighted. Got it.

You won't wanna miss...

"American Monkey Warrior," only on ‐‐

Really? That one, too? Okay.

You won't wanna miss...

"Monkeying Around."

Announcer: You didn't ask, and he doesn't care.

These are...

Wolf: I...

I do not get Chris Hemsworth.

I just don't think he's hot or charismatic.

Like, at all.

Am I wrong?

Well. Just how I feel.

Announcer: This has been...

Mirren: As human visitors into the realm of the wild,

we underestimate nature and its inhabitants

at our own peril.

As we have explored so far,

animals are passionate, complex creatures

who can inspire awe and reverence.

They can also, quite frankly,

sometimes act like total jackasses.

In the wild, as in human society,

it can be tough to decipher the line between friend and foe.

This is especially true for a sika deer and a macaque

in the forests of Japan.

Rico: Huh! Easy there, whiskey! Settle down, girl.

Kwame: Rico, get off my back,

and stop giving me these cheesy horse names.

My name is Kwame.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Rico: Hehp! Run like the wind, Misty! Kwame: Get off!

Rico: Huhp! Giddy‐up, Ginger Snap! Giddy‐up! Kwame: Ow! Rico!

Rico: Settle down, Seabiscuit,

or it's straight to the glue factory.

Kwame: Get off my...

Rico: Whoops. Guess you're right.

Sorry, Chestnut. Boy, get off me.

You play too much.

Mirren: From the woodlands of Japan

to the boundless serenity of the ocean,

there is great beauty in this world.

And to fully embrace it,

you must throw caution to the wind and follow your passion.

Unless your passion is to be a social‐media influencer,

which I think we can all agree we've quite had enough of those.

This Chilean king crab

in the coral reefs of the Pacific Ocean

has found subtle and fascinating ways to express itself.

Crab mom: Hey, sweetie. Whatcha doin'?

Crab daughter: Hi, Mom. Just out for a run. What's up?

You remember how I was taking that creative‐writing class?

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Well, I started writing a book.

That's great. I'm glad you're trying something new.

Alright. Gotta get back to this.

Can I read you a little?

Just something I've been noodling on.

Uh, o‐okay.

"My once‐dormant passion

had finally been brought roaring back to life,

and all because of the tender touch of...Armando."

Whoa, whoa. Stop. Armando our mailman?!

Oh, that's just coincidence.

"At first, it was just innocent love notes.

But soon, I ached for Armando to deliver...more."

I don't wanna hear this!

"I wondered ‐‐ could Armando's package

fit into my mail slot?"

Mom! This is all wrong!

You're right. It's not graphic enough.

I'll call you back later with the more X‐rated version.

Wait! No, no, no, no, no.

Mirren: Spend enough time in the depths of the ocean,

and you may eventually feel that you are all alone in this world.

Spend five minutes listening to a guy

talk about his podcast where he rewatches every episode

of "NCIS: New Orleans,"

and you will wish you were all alone in this world.

But the truth is, we are not alone,

which is fortuitous, as life on Earth can be full of obstacles.

We journey now to the Alaskan tundra

to learn that, in order to triumph

over the wild's many challenges,

the sharp‐tailed grouse must rely on the power of teamwork.

Bird #1: Where is it?

Bird #2: It's in here somewhere.

You're sure this is where you last saw your phone?

Because if we flew home and then all the way back here...

Yes. This is where I last remember having it.

Well, should we try calling it?

Cheryl, I‐I can't call it. I‐I don't have my phone!

We'll call it with my phone!

Let me guess. You didn't set up "Find My iPhone."

I did. I‐I did.

I just forgot the password!

You paid for AppleCare, right?

Mirren: In the wild, similar species,

and temperaments, cluster together,

both for protection

and occasionally to get a group discount at the laser‐tag place.

Whether it be a pride of lions, a parliament of owls...

or a crap‐ton of penguins,

animals know that it is vitally important to find your own gang.

Made monkey: For as long as I can remember,

I always wanted to be a made monkey.

It was my big day, the day I got all the bananas,

and everybody came out to the railing to pay respect.

Vinnie Longtail, Tommy Bananas, and Little Tom.

There was Johnny "Take Your Daughter to Work" Carbucci,

and his daughter Claire.

Claire: Hi! How ya doin'?

I saw Curious George, Paranoid George,

Disinterested George, Suspiciously Curious George...

Monkey: Hey. What's ya PIN number?

I was a made monkey. I could do anything.

And none of it would have happened, kids,

if I didn't remember to floss.

Announcer: Yes, we're still doing this.

Time for another of our...

Wolf: Honestly, I actually think it's easier

to pay attention on Zoom meetings.

I like it. I really, really like it.

And I'm off.

Announcer: This has been...

Mirren: Knowing one's strengths and limitations

can be a helpful tool for survival.

Life on this planet is chaotic and unpredictable.

And the chacma baboon of Botswana knows full well

it is impossible to predict when a new challenge will sneak up

behind you.

Baboon: Hey, guys, if I ask you something,

will you be real with me?

‐Oh, yeah, Roy. ‐Yeah, Roy, of course.

‐You can trust us. ‐Yeah. We'll keep it...real.

I'm serious, guys! Did I sit in bubble gum?

Nathan: Turn around. Let's see it!

No! Oh, no!

It's not funny! Did I?

But, seriously, you should see a doctor.

Mirren: Let's move away from that troubled baboon.

And not a moment too soon.

The image of whatever the hell that was

is gonna stick with me for a while.

The very survival of a species depends upon

that most sought‐after of all personalities ‐‐ a mate.

We move now to the forests of Thailand

to discover that even a noble great hornbill

can be affected by the complications of romance.

Bird: She loves me...

She loves me not...

She loves me...

She loves me not?!

Hey! Hey, buddy! Relax!

You don't know how she feels.

She...loves me?

Sure. It's possible.

Although, and no offense, but you do seem pretty needy.

She loves me not!

Look. I don't know! You're asking me.

You're asking the tree. You're a mess, man!

Have some self‐respect! Damn!

Thank you, Jeff. I needed that.

Don't mention it. You're my friend.

He...loves me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

We don't know each other that well.

He loves me not!

Dude, get your together!

Mirren: Our foray into the realm of our animal friends

now draws to a close,

but join us next time

as we weave around the bend of a river...

gaze up at a wondrous sky...

or just watch this guy pull something out of his ear

and then seriously contemplate eating it.

Oh, my God. Please, no. Cut away before he actually eats it!

Thank you.

Yes, you never know what you'll see...

when nature calls.

Miles: Okay. That's it.

House party's over. My mom's gonna be home any minute.

Hello? You two need to leave. Now?

Kyle: Beat it, loser. Can't you see we're busy over here?

I said...

PARTY OVER!

Kyle: Hey! We're going!

Get out of my house! No, no, no!

This is my sister's room!

Leave!

I don't even know you!

We're in the same homer‐o‐o‐o‐oom!