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Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills"...

- Tahoe, here we come. - Look at that view.

- Yay. - Whoo!

- Yeah! - Whoo-hoo!

Please... please put the brake on just a little.

If I offended you, I didn't meant to do that.

I appreciate this conversation.

- Yeah. We're cool. - Yeah.

I'm really content to let people be who they are.

That's one of the one things I love about Tom the most

is he lets me be myself.

Bottoms up.

- Oh, my... - Dorit!

God!

Those bitches are ...ing hardcore.

- There was a practical joke. Be honest, Crystal.

- There was a joke. But she didn't have

nothing to do with it.

- You kicked me. - No. No. No.

I kicked you because I didn't want to ruin the joke.

- Who was in on the joke? Raise your hand.

All of you but me. That's not nice.

You're a ridiculous human being. I'm sorry.

Oh, that's Crystal's coat.

And you know what I'm gonna go do?

- Hang it up? - Yes.

Because that's what girlfriends do for girlfriends.

Crystal, are you up?

This town is a game of chess,

but no one's taking this queen down.

My lips are legendary,

and they will never gloss over the truth.

If you want a starring role in my life,

you'd better drop the act.

Dress like there's no tomorrow,

and then tomorrow, do it again.

Anyone who doubts my exquisite manners

can kiss my exquisite derriere.

Hollywood is full of pretenders,

and I slay them all.

The strongest substance on earth isn't diamonds.

It's me.

*THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS* Season 11 Episode 04 Episode Title: "Overexposed"

Hi. Did you sleep well?

I did, actually.

I've been sleeping in later than I would at home.

- Oh, that's nice. - It's so nice.

- Yeah, it's good for you. - Yeah.

Good morning, Crystal.

- Morning. - How'd you sleep?

Oh, gosh. I slept a solid... two-hour chunks.

Kyle, Sutton, and Kathy were up the latest.

Feel like I came to an insane asylum.

Hi, momma. Good morning.

- Hi. How's everybody? - Really, really good.

Here's what... I want to know how you feel.

Because you're getting a lot of heat,

and it's not fair, in my opinion.

- And I don't like it. - Yeah.

Because it's just not warranted.

- There was a practical joke. Be honest, Crystal.

You're so uptight. Relax.

Thank you.

I think there's a lot going on.

I mean, I think... Sutton's moving.

She bought a new house. She's staying at Kyle's.

Who knows what else? We don't know.

Yeah, but you can't take it out on

- somebody that you don't know. - No.

You can't take it out on anybody. Right.

- I don't know. - I don't know either.

But let's see what today holds.

- Yeah. We're gonna go on a boat.

Let's all go open, and see what happens.

- Yeah. - Sutton seems harmless to me.

Her emotions take over and get away from her.

- That is not nice. It is not nice.

I'm just saying exactly what you're saying.

You're not being nice.

But there's something going on underlying

that is not being dealt with

that's making her, you know, have these moments.

Let's have a little breakfast, and then,

you know, everyone can kind of do whatever they want to do,

and then we'll probably go on the boat like around 1:00?

I want to see, you know, the town.

You want to go, Crystal,

and get some coffee or something?

- Yeah. I'll go with you. Yeah, I'd love to get out.

- Me too. - It's beautiful.

I'm gonna stick my feet in the jacuzzi.

I'm gonna hang here with Erika.

This is all too much today.

- I know, right? - Come to yoga with me.

- No. - No.

I gotta wash my hair. Sorry.

- That's a hard no, Rinna. - Thanks a lot.

- Love you, but... - Thanks a lot.

You can do downward dog...

On your mother ****ing own, homegirl.

- All right. Let's get ready and go.

- Have fun, ladies. Guys, let's eat.

Yu-u-u-u-um.

- You know what? - What?

I think I will go and just kind of see

how Sutton is and, you know...

- That's very kind of you. - I know.

Okay. I'm gonna go down.

- Okay. - Okay.

- You have fun with that. - Yeah.

Thanks, guys.

- Report back later. - Oh, yeah. Thanks.

She may not come out of her room tonight.

Well, that's on her.

- Sutton. - Yes?

Hi. It's Lisa.

Hi, Lisa.

- Hi. - Good morning.

- How are you? - I'm good.

- Yeah? - Uh-huh.

I'm carrying my roller with me.

Oh, I love the roller.

It's giving me anxiety relief.

First of all, I wanted to see how you're doing.

I gotta tell you, I'm a little angry.

- Okay. Tell me. - I got upset,

because I thought something was going on at the table,

which there was... and I didn't know about it.

Erika, your phone... Is it in your bag?

- Yeah. - Sure?

Look at your phone.

So then, yes, my paranoia did kick in.

Okay.

Roller.

Are you roiling when you feel like your gonna cry?

Yeah.

I'm carrying... she's coming with me all day.

- You can cry. - No.

It's okay. I don't want to get into a situation,

like we have in the past,

where one person feels out here on a limb.

I don't want that.

I really feel, like, sick of crying.

- Are you okay? - Yes. I'm okay.

I'm telling her that if she needs to cry, cry.

Just, like, let it out.

- She has been. - Yeah.

But you told me I was too sensitive,

and that I looked crazy.

I'm telling you right now, as your friend,

you're being overly sensitive. Look at me.

- ...Ing pay attention to me. - I... okay.

- You were being irrational. That's the truth.

Let me add irrational to my list,

because I have a list of what all names I've been called.

I was ridiculous, crazy, paranoid, and irrational,

and too sensitive. I've got it.

- Yeah. - I'm writing them all down.

But don't get defensive about that.

- Take that in. - Add the defensive.

- Defensive. - Oh, for the love of God.

- No, it's true. - I mean...

If I had to do my own list of the names

that people have called me... wanker.

Oh, what a wanker.

Crazy. Nutjob.

It's called schizophrenic.

Evil.

Really evil.

See you next Tuesday.

- Bitch. - You bitch.

- Wow. Worst ****ing friend

on the planet.

You have not been a friend to me.

I'm sure there's more.

- I'm gonna go do yoga. - Okay. Go do yoga.

And you know what I'm gonna say?

Satnam.

- Satnam. What does that mean? - Google it.

I've never heard that and I've taken yoga for years.

- I'm ready to warm up. I want hot coffee now.

I want a latte.

Good morning, ladies.

- Hi. - What can we get for you?

- I would like a latte, please. - Okay.

- Just make two of those. - All righty.

You can sit outdoors.

We'll bring your drinks out to you.

- Okay. It's so nice out. - Yeah.

You know, we could have ordered wine.

Ooh.

Here are your coffees, ladies.

- We are ready. Thank you. Oh, how pretty.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- And a lid for each of you. Enjoy.

Thanks so much.

- Appreciate it. - Cheers.

Cheers, babe.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Good.

So, what are you... What are you feeling?

- How do you feel? - Uh...

you know, I have mixed feelings.

I feel like Sutton...

She just got set off last night again.

Yeah, she did.

I heard you guys had a talk. What was that about?

Kyle and Sutton were at the bar.

Garcelle's really super adorable and sweet.

- Yes. What she not before? - No. Yes.

No, we just had, like, a little issue.

But when I saw her today... literally,

it was like it was gone.

I think you guys had a lunch or something.

- We did. - And that you guys

really resolved it, whatever happened

in your past with her.

And then Sutton goes, "It's not all about race."

And I was like... yeah.

- What? - Yeah. She came at me hard.

I am not talking about racial stereotypes when I am...

Well, it's easy for you not to.

- See, this is why. - Sorry, that's actually

not true, you probably... Why?

- You have a lot. Everyone does.

- Because what? I'm a Southern white girl?

So, you think that's where it all started

- between you and her. - Yeah.

I think she thought I came at her.

And then it sort of spiraled into the

"we're all the same,

- we're all equal." - We're all equal.

- And I said we're not. - No.

Satnam.

I think you have to apologize to Crystal.

Why do I have to... for what?

What am I sorry for?

I'm... mm-mm.

I'm trying to help you out here.

- Trying to help you out. - Well, I'm not gonna apologize

for something that I'm sorry for.

I don't need apologies from anyone.

Like, if she can just be cool with me,

like... no one has to be best friends.

At some point, it's gonna come to a head.

- This is not a head? Oh my God.

Don't scare... No, because obviously

she has something that's bothering her,

and she hasn't really said it to you.

- Yeah. - When we get back,

we're gonna go on the boat ride.

Just continue being you,

and let's have a fun day today, and...

Please, God. Please.

Sage me or something, or sage the house.

This is the first time I didn't travel with sage.

Then I blame you for all this.

- You talk to Tom? - He's at the firm.

He's dedicated his life...

- Yeah. - To being a lawyer.

Listen, it probably keeps everything going.

- Well, hello. - Hello.

- Who are we waiting for now? Kathy and...

- Kathy. Erika, I guess. Yeah.

- Good morning. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good. How are you?

- Good. - Hi, honey.

- Hello. - Whoo!

In case she's goes overboard...

- Amazing. - We can find her.

- Right? - Oh my God, I want one.

In case we don't know who you are.

- Yes. Yes. - Does my hair look okay?

- Yeah. Let me see it sideways. Yeah. Looks cute like that.

'Cause that way... 'cause, like, I don't have a hat.

- It'll be blowing. - It looks pretty.

- Oh, hi. - Hi, guys.

- Let's go! Come on, everybody!

Let's go on a boat! Put your masks on.

- I'm so excited. - Okay.

Here, you guys. This way.

The water seems really calm.

- You are mean. You say mean things.

Vice versa, homie.

- Let me finish. Let me finish, Dorit.

- You talk a lot. - You don't talk enough.

- I say important sh... You say too much boring sh...

Bahamas was a good boat ride.

Yes!

Here we go, girls.

Oh my God.

That was a good boat ride.

See, we can... it can be done.

- But yeah. We like to lock people

on small, like, you know...

Where you can't get off.

It's our version of kidnapping and torture.

Hello, Captain.

- Hi, there. - We're so excited.

Welcome to the "Tahoe Bleu Wave."

Beautiful. Thank you.

- Hello, sir. - Hi, there.

- How are you? - Doing well. Thank you.

Can we take off our masks now?

You don't have grapefruit juice, do you?

I'll do grapefruit juice.

Keep going. Keep going.

That's perfection.

I like your little accoutrements.

- Thank you so much. - Ooh, that's so cute.

I'm the king of the world!

Isn't this pretty?

You talk to Tom?

- We spoke this morning. - Good.

- We spoke this morning. - He's good?

- He's good. He's at the firm. - Oh, he is?

- Honey, that's a workhorse. - Yeah.

Listen, it probably keeps everything going.

You know what I mean?

- He has dedicated his life... - Yeah.

To being a lawyer.

That is first and foremost in his life.

That's how people used to do.

And, you know what, God bless him for that,

because that's what... That's who he...

- Yeah. - Really is. He loves it.

Look how beautiful, you guys.

The bird is, like, gonna poop on us.

It's, like, circling us.

Kyle, that bird is...

No! No! No! No! No!

- You guys... - I swear to God.

- No. No. No. - I swear to God...

Kyle, look out.

Kyle, it's getting your hat.

No. No. No. No. No. No!

- You, like, summoned it. You summoned.

- How cute. - Aww.

- Oh my God. It's our mascot, y'all.

It wants my Chanel beanie, guys.

I am the only one that's not a drama queen.

Oh my God. Oh my gosh. Oh.

Are the kids by the pool? Is the gate locked?

I mean, they just, like...

Calm down.

This is special.

This is really, really, really special.

Yeah.

I've been here. It's not fun, and it's not comfortable.

- I'm gonna flip out. - About what?

I'm uncomfortable when someone says

I'm gonna freak the **** out.

Let the mouse go.

Is there anything I said that...

- You had your fun. Let it go.

When someone reacts that way it kind of, like,

jolts me a little bit.

It puts me a little off-guard.

What's going on, honey?

- What? - What's going on?

Nothing. Nothing.

What do you mean, what's going on?

You want me to come lay around on top of y'all?

No, I'm asking you are you okay?

- I'm good. Yeah. - Okay.

- Just quiet. - She's recharging.

See, now, somebody does ask me that question,

then I'm the type who would start to cry.

- Oh, really? - Yeah. Like, I'm sensitive.

- I know. I'm like, I'm just being quiet.

Yeah.

- This is beautiful. I'm really into this.

I'm feeling nervous.

I've got my tail between my legs.

- Do you want to chitchat? - Sure.

But I'm ready to have a conversation with Crystal

and move on with our day.

Okay. Oh, no, no, no.

This is my self-soother I'm using today.

Oh. Cool.

I had a rough night last night.

Okay.

Being called ridiculous didn't make me feel great.

But... 'cause I don't like name-calling.

- Okay. - Um...

I feel sometimes like you can be very abrupt to me.

- Um... - Okay.

Well, you're laughing at me right now,

and obviously I'm really upset.

Okay.

And, like, sarcasm is not... This isn't the time for it.

- Not being sarcastic at all. - Okay.

So, I just am... you know, I want to hear your side.

Because I think you were upset with me.

- My side of last night? - Yeah.

I had nothing to do with any of the pranks.

And I tried to get you involved.

- Okay. - And...

you told everyone I kicked you.

You were, with your foot.

Is the "Godfather" house that way?

Where's the "Godfather" house?

- What could we do there? - Farrah gets married.

- And I would be, like... - The Godfather!

You know what, I'll be the dancers in the back, you know?

- Yeah. Yeah! - And I'll be with you.

The whole night had nothing to do with me.

I tried to include you in the joke.

- Okay, so... - And you turned on me.

- Crystal. - You have shown me nothing

but you're an untrustworthy person.

I don't trust being around you. I don't trust your reaction.

It feels a little bit like...

And I'm not a do...

It feels like kind of manic.

She's erratic. She's imbalanced.

She's unreasonably emotional.

I can't deal with crazy people.

- Don't call me crazy. That's not nice to do.

And it's not true.

There's no way that this is the first time

someone has called her crazy. Maybe to her face.

But definitely not the first time.

- You don't even know me. - I don't know you.

But all that you've shown me...

- Okay, that's the thing. - All that I've shown you...

We don't know each other... yes.

- Okay. That's all I've shown you.

Is crazy? Yes.

Okay.

Crystal's not coming to dinner.

- She's not? - Ugh.

I can't deal with crazy people.

- You don't even know me. - I don't know you.

But all that you've shown me...

That's all I've shown you.

Is crazy? Yes.

Okay.

There's a bunch of girls that I don't know that well.

Uh-huh.

And they've been nothing but, like,

open and sweet to me,

and super, like, loving.

Well, maybe I'm more complicated than that.

And I'm really difficult to get to know.

Why are you difficult to get to know?

- I'm shy. And it doesn't...

I know that it doesn't seem like that,

but I really am.

And it takes me a while to warm up to people,

so that I trust them.

And, you know, I would like to get to know you better too...

- I... okay. - And have that opportunity.

I've been like a nervous wreck since 7:00 this morning.

I was going to leave this morning.

Seriously.

This helps me.

Because I feel so uncomfortable.

And I'm leaving my forever house,

which I complete... see...

Until I got to Tahoe,

I don't think I understood the emotional ties

that I had selling my house.

Roll... and tuck.

You're putting our movers to shame.

You can't say that I didn't pack anything.

- All right. Let's go. - Ready?

Ah. Take good care.

Don't break anything.

This is gonna be fun.

Sorry. I don't know if that's...

If I've actually really, really...

I did, at first, I thought I was okay,

and I guess I'm just not still.

I think leaving the house

was harder than I was pretending it to be.

So, I do apologize

if... if I projected that.

Moving out of your home is not an excuse

to attack and act like a crazy person.

And so I do apologize that you got thrown

in the mix of my craziness, we'll call it.

I'm happy to move forward.

- Um... - I mean, look,

we can take baby steps.

Yeah. I might have to.

Let me go down and just enjoy the rest of the day.

- Yeah, I mean... - We have a beautiful,

I think, dinner ahead of us.

- It'll be good. - Yeah.

Maybe Tahoe's not our place.

All right. Let's go down.

- And I like your coat. - Thank you so much.

- My God, you guys. - This is stunning.

- This is so beautiful. - Wow.

So peaceful.

I can't believe we're, like, here.

- Oh wow. - Look at this house.

Is this the "Godfather" house?

No.

- Is it? - What is it?

- They do tours in there right? - What is it?

- No, she bought... - Wow.

The whole bay?

- No! - Why didn't we stay here?

I think with that history that's really great.

It makes it even more special.

In 1929, a woman owned this bay.

How about that?

- Hi, guys. - How are you doing, honey?

- Hey. - Hi.

Hey. Hey. Hey.

We're parking.

Parking, and momma needs to get home.

- This was really beautiful. That was refreshing.

- Have a great afternoon. - Refreshing.

- Thank you, honey. Beautiful day.

Oh, you're so welcome.

- It was relaxing. - I'm so glad you liked it.

Oh my God, that smells so good.

I smell cookies.

- Okay. Oh my God. - Donuts? Did she make donuts?

Holy macaroni.

Uh-uh.

- Wow. - These are divine.

- Uh-huh. - Not just good.

- Uh-uh. - No, she's amazing.

- Divine. - God bless the chef.

Okay, I'm gonna go take a little break.

Murdered that.

We're gonna meet back around 7:00 for dinner.

Erika, I expect you up a little later tonight.

We'll be up a little later tonight.

Not too late, but a little later.

It's our last night.

- Okay, bye. - See you at 7:00.

See you soon.

Look how pretty this is.

Can't believe we haven't come out here yet.

What's that? Oh, I've seen this in movies.

Oh. We throw this.

Okay. You've very good with small balls.

We have to see who gets closest to that ball.

- Sh... - Okay.

Come on, baby.

Pretty good.

Oh, sh...

I gotta put my scarf down.

- This is not working. - Okay, last one.

- Oh, look. - Oh my God.

- I mean, come on. - Jesus.

I've got a competitive nature,

and it feels good to win.

I mean, it's not like it happens all the time.

- Dorit's, like, moving. - You did it! Whoo!

Hey!

- Go! Go! Go, go! - Come on!

- Pedal to the metal. - Pedal to the metal.

How the heck does Dorit,

who doesn't work out, get ahead of us?

Winner!

First time ever playing bocce ball.

- Sh... You know what, whatever.

Hi, darling. It's only me.

Hi. Welcome.

- Thank you. What are you drinking?

I just poured myself a vodka.

- Oh. Okay. - Cheers.

- Our last night here. - Oh, thank... yes.

I almost said "thank God."

- You're wearing those shoes? This is amazing. Oh my God.

Well, it's a little bit much.

- But I'm good. - It's amazing. I love them.

- You look great. - I do?

- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You got to zip me.

- Okay. Okay. - You gotta zipper.

Now, it might be a little tricky.

- No, I'm gonna take... - Hang on.

I feel like I need to put the boobs right.

Now go. Oh no.

Oh, ugh!

Praise Jesus, it zipped.

Where is everybody?

Dorit.

- There she is. - Hello.

Oh, pretty.

She thought she'd butter us up

with the teddy bear slippers.

Oh, look!

That is so cute.

This is how I like you to look... you look amazing.

You like me to look like this?

Yeah.

- Hey, Kyle. - Oh, hi, Kyle Richards.

- Hi, guys. - ♪ I love your leather pants ♪

- Hi. - ♪ I love your leather pants ♪

I don't know why you brought your purse.

I feel like it kind of... The thing is,

it's, like, part of my outfit.

- Yes. - You know?

And I've got my little lipstick in it.

- Hello. - Hello, girls.

- Oh. - Welcome to our party.

- Those boots are great. This whole outfit's great.

Honey, I just want to let you know,

did you know that they're not... are

they supposed to be unbuttoned a little bit?

- Yes. - Uh-huh.

- Oh. - Uh-huh.

- Easy access. - Oh, pull it over a little.

- Work it, girl. - Style it, Kathy.

- Take them off. Take them off. - Style it, I love it.

Take them off.

- Hi, ladies. - Where is...?

- Hi, honey. - Hi. Hi. Hi.

Just so you know, I'm gonna sneeze.

It's the stitches are tickling me.

- Oh my gosh, it's a stitch? - Bless you.

They're up in there, and they're... they tickle me.

They're dangling.

Sometimes they move and tickle. That's why I sneeze.

How many people had their nose done here?

When people go, "Well, what work have you had done?"

That's an okay question, if I can ask you the same,

and if you look bad,

I'm gonna give you a couple of numbers.

I had my nose done when I was 41.

Never had a nose job.

I know wonders can be done with makeup,

and I see that Dorit does a lot of contouring.

But I know that most people here think she's lying.

Never had a nose job.

I had a little something done.

Guys, can we go sit at the table? 'Cause we're ready.

We're not gonna wait for Crystal?

Crystal just texted me.

Is Crystal okay?

Crystal's not coming to dinner.

She's not?

Oh, shoot.

Ugh.

I was trying to reach her,

and I did not do it the right way.

I was trying to reach her.

We can agree on that.

Crystal's not coming to dinner.

She's not?

Oh, shoot.

Ugh.

I wanted to say something really quick.

And I'm sorry that Crystal's not here.

But I want to just apologize,

because I do think I was a little strange last night

and not quite myself.

Figuring out that I've left my dream house,

Barbie doll house, perfect family home,

took a toll on me. And we're all exhausted.

And I do think, if I feel a little left out,

it does trigger me, and I apologize to all of you,

'cause you didn't deserve that behavior.

I've seen Sutton make some mistakes.

But you know what? We all make our mistakes.

It's a lot better to confront something

and then move past it.

I've had a really... very, meditative day. I have.

And I'm ready to enjoy each other's company.

- Good for you, Sutton. - Thank you so much.

And it's totally okay, 'cause it was just a blip,

and we've had an amazing time.

- And we're over it. And we're done.

- Good, exactly. - We had so much fun.

- 'Cause I love all of you. I mean, and Crystal,

I don't know her well, but I'm gonna love her.

- You will. - And thank you, Lisa,

for hosting this. It's really been more of

an experience than I thought I was getting into.

So, I want to thank you even more for that.

Well, leave it to me for giving you that.

- Well done. Well said, Sutton. And...

Let's eat, drink, and be merry.

And I'm glad you're feeling better.

And we'll get back into it later.

- Yes, we will. - Oh, God.

We're gonna take a break.

- Oh my God. - You know what, guys,

I'm so grateful that we were able to do this in this moment

in time where it's very scary, you know?

- Yeah. - And I think it's just been

a really beautiful moment, even though it's been tough.

We've had moments. We've all worked through some stuff,

and we're working through some stuff.

Being able to have relationships with other women

has been amazing,

because I've learned so much about myself... not always great.

I agree.

I've had a very rough past year,

with people saying that I am the worst friend.

I think she feels like you are the bad guy in this movie.

- Oh. And I get it. I understand it.

You know, I've... I've talked to my husband so much about this,

because... I'm gonna share a story that he shared with me.

He had a friend who he went and had a drink with,

and that night,

his friend went and ended up raping a girl.

- Ay, ay, ay. - His really close friend.

Oh my God. Oh my God.

- Okay. So, his friend went to jail.

And all of their friends said, "We need to go and visit him

and support him and love him."

And Harry said, "I can't do that.

I just can't do it."

- Blind loyalty. - Yes. And we spoke of that.

Well, there's times you have to evaluate the situation.

- Yes. - So, the point of this...

Your story is that you couldn't

blindly believe Denise.

Well, I couldn't blindly support her.

You couldn't blindly support her.

She couldn't be blindly loyal.

- I said that wrong. - Yeah.

You couldn't blindly support her.

Yes. Yes.

I mean, I can see that Harry did the right thing.

But you can't compare that to Denise.

On any level.

That's not a story you should share again. Ever.

On Lisa's behalf, I think that Lisa had

some other information that no one else had.

You guys did not have that information.

I did not. I did not.

- Do you have it now? - No.

I'm like a steel trap.

I will listen, and I will be there for you,

but the secrets that I have kept

and will always keep,

that Denise has shared with me, I will take to my grave.

I'm operating off of the information what I know.

And so you never share that information no matter what.

I would never. I would never.

- And you would never. - No.

Sometimes it's okay to say nothing.

Nothing.

And there were a lot of things

that I did that I know look like they were not good.

But in a lot of ways,

I protected that situation and took a bullet.

Things that happed between Rinna and Denise

are between Rinna and Denise.

And why Lisa Rinna was so angry...

Those are kept inside. Those are hers.

Why didn't you just hold on to that

and let everybody else deal with Denise?

- Right. - You became the ringleader.

- You're right. Denise, have you said things

about me to other people that are negative?

- I have not. - It's a little bit interesting

that you're saying that right now.

I'm not lying.

I don't know what I believe.

I have been totally ****ing honest, and then some.

All right. I get it.

But Garcelle, I was trying to reach her,

and I did not do it the right way.

- I was trying to reach her. - We can agree on that.

I'm always willing to take a look when I **** up.

I did the wrong thing.

I just wanted her to be transparent and vulnerable.

And guess what?

- She didn't want to. - She didn't want to,

- or was she ready? - Right.

It's much more valuable if I can say,

"I don't like how I behaved there.

I'm not proud of that. Let's see if I can be better."

But I think that's where it went south for me.

Pushing it and pushing it and pushing

when you could have been like,

- "You know what..." - You know what?

"If you don't want to say it, that's your bad.

- That's whatever." - And guess what.

That's what I should have done.

Right. Yeah.

- Guys, come in! - No!

Come on, you pussies.

This is when you go, "Okay."

Let's go get a drink and go downstairs.

- Come on. - Okay.

I am just thrilled with this get-up.

- I love this. - I know.

Okay. Let's follow the bathing beauty.

- ♪ Do-do, do-do, do-do ♪ - Oh!

- She rallied. - Hello.

- Thin. - I'm working on it.

Smoke and mirrors, girl.

The whole ****ing life is smoke and mirrors.

Nothing is what it seems in life.

Nothing. And you don't know everything about anyone.

That's really the truth.

- Oh. - Oh!

Nice.

Oh!

Yes!

Ah, yes!

Aah!

You have been killing it all day long!

Aah!

- As well, ****. - I'm going to the pool now.

And it's sad that I have to go by myself, but I'm gonna do it.

Whoo! Yes! Yes!

She dove.

Guys, somebody come in with me.

- No. Hell no, Rinna. - Please.

Erika. Sutton. Garcelle.

- Come in! - What?

No.

Girl, I'm wearing a velvet jumpsuit.

Guys, come!

- Have fun, Rinna. - Guys, come in!

No!

- Come on, you pussies. - I could put

my bathing suit on, But it sounds so daunting.

Girl, you said you bought four of them.

I mean, you brought your bathing suit.

- She brought four of them. - Sutton's coming!

- Sutton, come! - Yay.

- Come on. Who's coming? Guys! Guys!

- Can I make a point? - Please.

- Can I make a point. - Garcelle, make a point.

- Can I make a point. - Yes.

This is when you go, "Okay."

Oh.

Oh. Oh! Oh!

Did you just do that?

You can't push people and push people and push people.

Sometimes you gotta go, "Let it go."

- Yay! - Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

Yeah! Sutton dove in!

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

Let's try to do a little bit of Esther Williams.

What if we did this?

Wow. That's harder than I thought.

That's very impressive.

- Stop! This is too intense. I need to see this.

- You can't talk to us. - Not right now.

- Ay, ay, ay! - Aah!

It was so close.

- It was so close. - Dorit.

Erika. Garcelle.

We have a performance for you people.

Let's... let's go support them.

- We might mess it up. It's not gonna be perfect.

Ready? One. Two. Three.

Submerge.

Little mermaids.

Whoo!

- I love that. - Yes.

This is fun.

- You guys! - Very good. Very good.

I am trying to channel my inner Esther Williams,

the queen of synchronized movie swimming.

I didn't realize it was as difficult as it actually is.

All hail Esther Williams.

I bow down.

Great job. Great job.

Call us when you have another performance.

- That was fun. - Thank you.

If I catch on fire, somebody tell me.

- This fire is amazing. - It's so good, right?

Doogie, don't get too relaxed.

- Why? - Last night.

- My sister. - She was completely naked,

- like a centerfold. - And I'm in bed...

- And here is, like... - I come in.

- She's like, "Kyle." - Would you ever do...

And I was like...

Would you ever do a nude photoshoot for Maurizio?

- She has. - I did one once.

- No, but I was covered. - No, but you're gonna do one...

Your hair was covering everything.

But it's your man.

I know, but I'm not the kind of girl who walks around naked.

You guys, I gotta go take a shower.

- Good night. Love you. - Love you.

- Yeah. Good night. You need to get

- out of the water. - Bye.

- Good night. - Bye.

All right, you guys,

I'm gonna go wash my face.

- I'm having a glass of wine. - Good.

Go ahead. Sit down. Sit on down.

This is what I need to do.

- Hi. - How are you?

Thought? Okay.

Are you okay?

Where's she been the whole damn time?

I mean, you know.

I just wanted to say good night.

Girl, where you been?

- Good night, everybody. - Good night.

- How was tonight? - It was really, really nice.

- Oh, good. I'm glad. - Really nice.

- I'm sad I missed it. - What happened?

Um... last night, like, I was...

I went to bed at like 11:30.

I was in my bathroom, and showered, getting ready,

and was naked, and Sutton walked in.

Like, she was returning a jacket.

- Yeah. - This is Crystal's coat.

Oh, that's Crystal's coat.

And you know what I'm gonna go do?

- Bring it up? - Yes.

Because that's what girlfriends do for girlfriends.

Crystal, are you up?

Startled, and I dropped to the ground to,

like, hold my body.

And she's like-she's like, "Oh. Sorry."

She's like, "Whatever you're doing in here."

Uh-huh.

And she just walked out, like, as if I'm doing

something, like, weird. Like, she doesn't knock.

She just comes in the room, like I'm...

I'm naked in my room. So anyways, it was just, like...

So you didn't want to come to dinner because of that.

I just had such a long weekend.

I know.

And I just was, like... I was too tired to...

- To deal. - To deal. Yeah.

So sorry I missed dinner.

When you guys spoke on the boat,

- did you talk about that? - No.

I didn't even think about it.

It was, like... Like, that's weird.

This happened 24 hours ago.

If it was so upsetting,

why didn't she come and talk to any of us that night?

Or the next day?

Before the boat, on the boat, after the boat?

Why didn't you mention tonight

that it was weird she walked in?

Like, I didn't want to trigger her again tonight,

do you know what I mean?

- Right. - Like, that's... it has ruined

everyone's nights, for two nights.

And I think tonight, I just didn't want

to have another night with her like that.

She was on her best behavior.

She was really trying to her best.

But I wonder if that's 'cause I wasn't there.

Did you have any idea?

- No. - No idea.

Whatever's going on, she had to do it like this.

She couldn't tell anybody.

- What the hell? - Oh, my God.

How are you?

- I'm good, honey. How are you? - I'm good.

- I'm ready for home. - I know.

- I went to bed late. - Yeah.

- But I didn't pack. - Oh, okay.

- So you gotta go pack now. - Yeah.

- All right. - You ready to roll?

You packed and everything?

- Yeah, I packed last night. - Did you eat?

No. I don't feel great.

My tummy doesn't feel great, so I'm gonna just do water.

- I've been eating like a pig. - Same.

- You're like a little kid. - Mm-hmm. I like food.

- Come in. - Hi. How are you?

Well, you look all dolled up and beautiful.

- Oh my God. I don't feel that way.

I just wanted to kind of end on a good note,

'cause you didn't come to dinner.

I feel like I was a part of that.

I didn't do a great job of including you in the group.

And I should have been nicer.

- Thank you. So,

I don't know if you remember, but the second night,

you came in my room in the middle of the night.

- And gave you your coat. - I was naked.

Yeah. And I'm sorry.

I was just giving your coat back, you know?

But I mean, like, if someone, like,

drops on the ground and covers their body...

- I'm so sorry. - You don't, like,

stay in the room, and then you said something like,

"What are you doing over there?"

Oh, I don't... I didn't mean it like that. I really didn't.

Like, I just felt like my boundaries were crossed.

- Mm-hmm. - And so I just felt sort of,

like, my space was violated a little bit.

I get it.

- It was weird. - Well, it was weird.

I did knock.

- It was so creepy and weird. - Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to be creepy and weird.

It was awkward. Do you know what I mean?

Like, "Sorry, don't know what you're doing in here."

- Yeah. - It was not, like, judgmental

or anything.

There's nothing creepy or weird about somebody

knocking on your... I mean, I don't know.

Unless you were raised in a woman's prison,

maybe, it would be creepy and weird.

"Here are your prison outfit." But what's creepy and weird

about returning a coat to somebody?

- I'm sorry. I just want you to know

- that that's what happens. - Yeah.

- Like, not a big deal at all. - Yeah.

Well, it is a big deal, 'cause you're crying,

and I'm trying to, like, get this situation better. So.

- Yeah. - And I mean that.

- And I'm not a crier. I just felt, like, very...

- Well, that's okay. You can cry around me anytime.

And I want to get to know you better, like, closer.

So, I know you don't need more friends, and all of that.

But I'm a pretty good friend. You might get flowers tomorrow.

I'm not kidding. I can't...

- I... - I do that. All right.

- I'll try. - You want to hug it out?

- If you're not a hugger... - I'm hugging now.

- Okay. - I'm hugging everybody now.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

It's... this mountain air is making me crazy.

I really will help you with your luggage,

- if you want me to. - No. That's okay.

We have to do it ourselves.

- That's unacceptable. - It's scary. It's scary.

But it's okay.

****.

Wait. One. Two. Three.

Four. Five. Six. Seven.

Dorit, what day is it today? Isn't it Fendi Friday?

- Who are we getting today? - There she is.

- Okay, wait. What is it? Oh, it's Louis Vuitton.

- It's Louis. - What a disappointment.

It is Tuesday.

It is election morning, 2020, at long last.

- It's all over but the voting. Although actually,

the voting's been going on for weeks in this country.

This is a day a lot of people have been waiting for.

It's high hopes for people on both sides of the aisle,

and no matter wins,

this is a chance, every four years...

And let's just embrace it... to really see democracy in action.

Oh my God.

What?

Oh, my God.

- Hey. - Hey.

- What is going on? - Did you have any idea?

- No. - No idea.

And we were just in Tahoe, and not one...

Zero.

- Peep... - Zero.

- About anything. - Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nothing.

- After 22 years... - It's Erika.

So, whatever's going on, she had to do it like this.

She couldn't tell anybody.

A long time to spend with someone,

to all of a sudden be done.

It's sad.

- It is. - What the hell?