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[theme music]

Greetings, fellow members

of the Adventurers Club.

The meeting will now come to order.

Each member will rise and tell us

what he has captured this year.

I captured a Madagascar mongoose.

[crowd clapping]

I got me an Australian 'awk.

[crowd clapping]

I caught a wild Mesopotamian wildebeest.

[crowd clapping]

Uh, Major Minor

uh, did you catch Snagglepuss yet?

By Gadfrey, sir, this is most embarrassing.

The wily beast got away again.

Major! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Each year it's the same old story.

'I say, if you can't catch a moth-eaten'

beast like Snagglepuss

then I must ask you to resign.

[crowd] 'Hear, hear!'

'Hear, hear!'

'Hear, hear!'

By thunderation, gentlemen, you're right.

I shan't return without old Snagglepuss.

The last time I encountered old Snagglepuss

was in the Mato Grosso

or was it in the Punjab?

Major, as I live to breathe.

It's truly you!

By Gadfrey, it's Snagglepuss.

What are you doing in that cage?

I was captured in Cambodia

while cavortin' with a Cambodian.

But didn't I shoot you in the Mato Grosso?

Negative.

I believe you got me below the equator.

Or was it in the left clavicle?

'I can't believe it. You're here.'

Ican believe it.

And I wish I was outta here.

By George, I think we can make a deal.

The mere thought of freedom gives me goosebumps.

All over even.

I'll help you escape

but in return

you must let me hunt you down.

'Is it a go?'

Uh, before we go

how's your shootin' eye, major?

'It's as good as it ever was.'

Then it's a go.

Unlock the door and make me free.

clank

You'll be free

but not for long, by thunder.

- Good luck. - Thank you.

- It's a pleasure. - Not at all.

- Shall we start? - A splendid idea.

Let the hunt begin.

Exit, stage left.

[instrumental music]

Yikes!

Yikes!

bang bang bang

Heavens to Murgatroyd.

His shootin' has improved immensitively.

screech

boing

screech

You bounder

my eyesight has improved

immensitively too.

bang

By Gadfrey, he's gone.

I must have disintegrated him.

boing

Beggin' your honorable pardon, prease

but, uh, him go that-a-way.

Then, by thunder, I'llgo that-a-way too.

Fortunately for me

he's as naive as ever.

whoosh

By Gadfrey, I'm not thatnaive.

click click click

Thunderation! I'm out of bullets.

How terribly considerate of you.

Just give me two seconds to reload.

And one second to exit stage right.

whoosh

bang bang

Tally-ho! On with the hunt!

Yikes! Yikes!

Stop...in the name of the law

As snooper would say.

screech

What's the meaning of this, officer?

I think I'll book ya

on the charge of grand lozenges

with intent to commit mayhap.

You wouldn't dare.

Have you ever been booked?

I've been paged, but never booked.

'Well, be my guest.'

Ye-e-eouch!

screech

Pardon me, floorwalker

could you direct me to the dish department?

Third floor, aisle B.

Thanks ever so huge.

whoosh

A lion.

screech

Did you see a lion come into here?

Yes. Third floor, aisle B.

'Uh, thank you.'

First a lion, then a hunter.

It figures.

By Gadfrey, Snagglepuss

I've got you at last.

Shoot, if you must, this old gray head.

But teatime, before you fill me with lead.

Good idea, Snagglepuss.

Traditional tea and all that.

I'd be delighted.

How are things in Glocca Mora?

Kilkenny and Kildare?

How is Duffy McGuffey, McCarthy, Malone?

McCullan, McGillan, and lots of Malarkey?

How's your sister Kate down by the garden gate?

Is she still swingin'?

And your brother Paul, behind the prison wall?

Sorry, old bean, but teatime is over.

Exit, stage left.

Wait, you bounder!

bang bang bang

[Snagglepuss] 'Major!'

Look out for them flyin' saucers!

Flying saucers? Where?

Up there.

crash

By Jupiter! We've been invaded!

[instrumental music]

By Jove, there's only one thing to do.

I'll have to jolly well resign from the club

just because I couldn't capture Snagglepuss.

'The inconsiderate bounder.'

Inconsiderate, is it?

I'llshow him.

[together] Hip, hip, hurrah!

[together] Hip, hip, hurrah!

[together] 'Hip, hip, hurrah!'

To what do I owe the "Hip, hip, hurrahs," gentlemen?

Why, capturing Snagglepuss

like you said you would, major.

[Minor] 'By Gadfrey! It's Snagglepuss!'

Of course, uh, I must have every other

Thursday off to go to the opry.

By Jove, it's a deal, Snagglepuss.

Oh, thanks.

Inconsiderate bounder, indeed.

Figaro, figaro, figaro.

It figures.

[theme music]