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They call this a candidates' breakfast?!
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Well, it can't be, Moira,
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there's a woman in cargo shorts.
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Good morning, Mrs.
Rose. Here's your name tag.
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Oh, bless you, dear, but a name tag
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does not go with this ensemble.
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Oh, it's just so
people know who you are.
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Not that people won't know,
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when they see you in that outfit.
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It's very shiny.
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You're too kind.
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Well, I'm glad you
talked me out of the Mohawk.
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I think these people
deserve a little glamour
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in their political campaign.
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I was always impressed by
those masquerade key parties
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at the Sarkosy's.
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Hey Johnny, good morning to you.
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- Roland.
- How are 'ya?
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And Elvis! I'm so
glad you could make it.
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Excuse me?!
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Well, because you look
like Elvis in that...
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outfit there, you know, and...
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but the early Elvis, not the...
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Okay Roland, stop it.
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Moira, all anyone can
talk about is that outfit.
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Hah!
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You are a hit!
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Huh, well no one has said as such to me.
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It's just that, you know,
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what you're wearing is
something that people
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around here aren't really used to,
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or comfortable with.
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But that's what makes it great.
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Oh, this is going to be a fun campaign.
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- Yeah, I think it already is.
- Mhmm...
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Credit
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Hey Johnny, you know
I like to keep some milk
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in the fridge for myself,
uh... and I noticed it uh...
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- Mm, some of it was missing.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Well, I do admit I
used a bit of your milk,
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uh, to put in my coffee.
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It looks more than just a bit.
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I mean, the uh... the whole
bottle seems to be gone.
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Well...
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Well, it was very tasty,
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and naturally I'll reimburse you for it.
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Alright, well, give me seven
bucks, we'll call it even.
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- Seven dollars?!
- It's raw milk we're talking here,
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it's all natural, unpasteurized,
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straight from the cow's
breast, to your mouth.
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You paid seven dollars
a bottle for this?!
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- Where do you get it?
- Oh, Johnny, I...
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I'm not giving up my
supplier. I mean, uh...
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Unpasteurized milk is... illegal.
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Yeah, okay, Bob, you know, I get it,
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but... we're not talking heroin here.
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Okay well, you know,
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maybe you're used to being
on the wrong side of the law,
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but I for one am not going to prison.
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Gwen has already told
me she won't wait for me,
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so I'm counting on you
to be uh... discreet.
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Right, okay Bob, I'll
keep it on the down low.
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You know, if you expect
me to drive you to work,
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it would be nice if
you were ready on time.
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I am ready!
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I just have to get my jacket,
change out of these shoes,
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and grab my bag.
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David? David!
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David, I have an urgent
campaign related question:
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I am approachable...
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- Is that a question?
- Yes, the question is:
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I am approachable...
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That sounds more like a fact
that you're sharing with me.
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Are you saying you disagree?
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With your statement? Um...
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Well, Stevie actually is just
about to drive me to work...
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- Oh my God!
- Sorry.
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So um, maybe I could
give that one a think?
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Stevie! Stevie! You're
an average Joe... Anne.
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You must have an opinion.
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- On what?
- About my approachability.
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Jocelyn seemed to insinuate
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that I am not at one with the people.
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But I've always believed that you lead
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with your best foot forward,
and the masses will follow!
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You sound a bit like a dictator.
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Oh enough, David. Stevie understands!
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I'm trying to.
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Yes! As a strong willed modern woman,
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with a high school degree,
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you know how hard we have to
work to be taken seriously!
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I actually went to college, but sure.
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I would vote for you
based solely on the fact
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that you wore this outfit
to the café for breakfast.
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Okay.
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You know, being approachable
isn't that important anyway,
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The queen hasn't smiled since the 70's,
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and her birthdays are
still very well attended.
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Exactly! Wait.
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What are you saying?
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Nice bike!
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Oh my go... ! Oh my god!
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- Ted?
- Alexis!
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You look good.
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Like, really good, like, super...
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sun kissed, and muscle-y.
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Thank you, I've been working out a bit.
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And travelling, hit the beach
pretty hard for a few weeks.
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And boy, did it hit me back.
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Good for you!
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I was wondering where you ran off to.
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Yeah well, it's actually
kind of a funny story.
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Do you remember that couples
vacation that I booked for us
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right before you broke
off our engagement?
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Again, I'm-I'm super sorry about that.
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No, no, it's awesome.
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'Cause they actually gave me
the "Broken Hearts Special."
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Three extra nights at no extra charge,
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as long as I could prove
that I didn't actually make it
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down the aisle.
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Hmm!
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Look at you, and now you have a bike!
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Yeah! Yeah, no, I got
almost full price back
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for the engagement ring,
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and I've always wanted one of these,
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and it cost less than the ring, so...
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Wow! So you're in like,
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a really good place right now?
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Yeah, well, the beach changes you.
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Oh... yeah.
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How about you? What's going on?
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Yeah, I've just been...
super busy as well.
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Oh. Yeah no, I hear that.
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My day's been stacked,
doing rounds to some farms,
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checking on the animals,
and now some house calls,
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But I gotta say, it's a lot more fun
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now that I've got this puppy.
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Pun intended.
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Look at you!
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It's like if the "Sons
of Anarchy" had a vet.
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Yeah!
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Except they don't wear
helmets on that show,
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Which I get, but, it's
a little dangerous.
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Anyway, it's great to see you, Alexis.
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Totally.
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Ooh! Ahem!
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- David!
- Jocelyn! Hi.
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Are you here picking up
something for yourself?
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No. No, I um...
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I work here now.
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- Oh!
- So...
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I usually just come here
when I need to kind of...
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freshen up my wardrobe.
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I see, well, enjoy.
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Just looking for a few
things for the campaign.
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A couple of pieces that
might catch the eye.
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Got it.
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I've got quite the stiff
competition with your mother.
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- Mhmm...
- Of course I wouldn't want to create
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a conflict of interest for you.
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Got it.
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Well, I have brought in some
pretty decent pieces to the store,
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you're just gonna have to search
pretty hard for them, so...
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Twyla, I was just wondering,
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have you ever carried raw
milk in the restaurant?
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Um, that's illegal, Mr. Rose.
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- Yeah.
- Between us,
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I had a bad experience
with black market milk.
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- Oh?
- Granted, I bought it from a man
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who I later found out was a drifter.
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Anyway, it made a lot of people sick,
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and I am almost positive
now it wasn't cow's milk.
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- Okay.
- It might've been elk's milk.
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Is elk's milk a thing? I
don't know. I don't know.
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I'm just looking for
someone who sells raw milk.
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From a cow.
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That's a big business right now.
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What's a big business right now?
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- Raw milk.
- Shhh!
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You would make a terrible
drug dealer, Mr. Rose.
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You're thinking about
becoming a drug dealer?
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- Ugh...
- I mean, I get it,
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it's fast money, and no
one would ever suspect you.
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I'm thinking of selling raw milk.
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Oh. I don't think that's right for you.
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But selling drugs is?!
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Okay, I had a friend in
Venice Beach who sold raw milk,
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and his entire compound was raided.
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I mean, he also sold drugs, but like...
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Well, I just think it can
be... profitable,
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if I can find a way to capitalize on it.
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Um... oh!
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I just saw Ted.
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Ted knows a lot of farmers,
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so maybe he can point you
in the right direction.
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Oh okay, good, good.
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Good, maybe you can uh, give him a call?
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Mm, I just feel like that'd
be kind of awkward right now.
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You know, your trail of
discarded boyfriends, Alexis,
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is making it very difficult
to get anything done
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- in this world.
- Okay! I will call him.
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Good, thank you.
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I'll call him right after my run today.
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Oh my God, okay, I'll
call him right now.
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- Good.
- Um...
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How much milk do we want?
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Well, let's say twelve pints.
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And then, we'll see where that gets us.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Hmm...
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Does this print come
in a different colour?
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Uh, theoretically.
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Yeah, um... is it... You're look...
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You want to have-you want
that in another colour?
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Maybe?
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Unless you think that
there's another top
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that might be better.
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Well, I mean, there are
other tops in the store.
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Uh huh, okay well, maybe you could,
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without being specific,
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point me in the general
direction of something
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that might be more suitable?
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Hmm. Well, it's not really up to me.
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Um, and I am supporting
my mother in this campaign.
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- Oh yeah, yeah.
- But if I were you, um...
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I might look for a...
a blouse maybe in...
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in this general area.
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Uh, maybe a-a skirt, and a jacket.
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Maybe on this rack here.
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But again, it's all
- it's all you. So...
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Okay!
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Thank you, David.
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For what? I didn't do anything.
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Good afternoon, Jazzagals.
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I have a great warm-up exercise
I'd like to share with you.
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Oh! Okay, I think
we're just waiting for Jocelyn.
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Again? I don't know how
anyone can one manage a town
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when they can't even
manage their own time.
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Well, I guess we could
start without her.
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Good! Because I was thinking...
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we should get to know each other.
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Well of course, you all
do know each other already,
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But I'd love for you to get to know me.
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Does anyone have any questions?
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I am just trying to think.
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Maybe this will help... break the ice?
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We don't usually
drink until after rehearsal.
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Oh.
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Uh, unless of course
the drinks are free!
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Here, let me. Yeah. Open it.
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Thanks.
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Alexis?
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What is this?
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The twelve things of
milk that you asked for.
255
00:12:18,432 --> 00:12:21,101
The twelve "things" of milk?
256
00:12:22,156 --> 00:12:24,608
I didn't ask for
twelve "things" of milk,
257
00:12:24,642 --> 00:12:26,328
I didn't-I didn't say "things!"
258
00:12:26,540 --> 00:12:28,808
No, I asked for twelve pints!
259
00:12:28,903 --> 00:12:30,312
Is there one missing?
260
00:12:30,643 --> 00:12:32,844
- Alexis!
- What?
261
00:12:32,869 --> 00:12:34,804
These are not pints!
262
00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:37,765
Pints are little bottles!
263
00:12:38,356 --> 00:12:39,742
Ohhh!
264
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,958
Okay, 'cause I was
wondering why would Dad order
265
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:44,260
$300.00 worth of milk?
266
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:47,664
This cost $300.00?!
267
00:12:47,710 --> 00:12:49,778
Yeah, well like, three-ish.
268
00:12:49,930 --> 00:12:51,730
I don't... hmm.
269
00:12:51,755 --> 00:12:55,456
Um... okay well, $394.40,
270
00:12:55,481 --> 00:12:57,880
so I guess kind of closer to $400.
271
00:12:57,905 --> 00:13:03,477
Alexis, what am I gonna do
with $400.00 worth of raw milk?!
272
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,984
- Sell it!
- To whom?!
273
00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:08,527
- To your customers!
- I don't have any customers!
274
00:13:08,552 --> 00:13:10,575
Well then, why would
you order so much milk?
275
00:13:10,609 --> 00:13:12,465
I didn't! You did!
276
00:13:12,490 --> 00:13:14,124
Okay, why are you yelling at me?
277
00:13:14,158 --> 00:13:15,725
Why am I yelling?!
278
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,361
Ugh! I try and do
something nice for somebody,
279
00:13:18,396 --> 00:13:20,697
You think I would at least
deserve a "thank you!"
280
00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:22,232
Oh well, thank you, Alexis,
281
00:13:22,266 --> 00:13:24,934
thank you for ordering
an insane amount of milk
282
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:27,713
that I will never be able to sell!
283
00:13:27,738 --> 00:13:28,966
You're welcome!
284
00:13:44,904 --> 00:13:47,847
This is a lot of raw milk, Johnny.
285
00:13:47,872 --> 00:13:49,373
Oh, believe me, I know.
286
00:13:49,407 --> 00:13:51,175
How many times do you
want me to apologize?!
287
00:13:51,209 --> 00:13:53,010
Well, try one, and
let's see what happens.
288
00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:55,946
Okay, I'm sorry you weren't
more clear about ordering milk!
289
00:13:55,980 --> 00:13:57,622
Mm, not a proper apology.
290
00:13:57,647 --> 00:13:59,483
Ugh! Okay, quiet, you two!
291
00:13:59,517 --> 00:14:02,319
You're scared, all right, I get it.
292
00:14:02,353 --> 00:14:03,720
That's why you came to me.
293
00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:06,123
We came to you because you have a truck.
294
00:14:06,157 --> 00:14:07,925
And because you know
if anybody can navigate
295
00:14:07,959 --> 00:14:11,195
the dark underworld of
the raw milk game, it's me.
296
00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:13,230
You said it was a milk co-op.
297
00:14:13,264 --> 00:14:16,036
Uh, it is, but these raw milk
guys can be loose cannons.
298
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:17,801
Just remember, if things go south,
299
00:14:17,836 --> 00:14:19,136
there's a loaded BB gun in the back.
300
00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,004
What is that?
301
00:14:21,039 --> 00:14:22,806
Oh my God, it's the cops!
302
00:14:23,811 --> 00:14:25,919
Don't stop! No, it's
nothing, it's probably an accident!
303
00:14:25,944 --> 00:14:27,169
I'm gettin' out of here!
304
00:14:27,194 --> 00:14:28,903
- Roland, Roland!
- Stop, it's so conspicuous!
305
00:14:28,928 --> 00:14:30,044
- I know it's conspicuous!
- Close the door!
306
00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:30,989
You're acting like I've
never done this before!
307
00:14:31,014 --> 00:14:32,887
Roland, just drive, just drive! Drive.
308
00:14:32,912 --> 00:14:34,536
Okay, okay, okay, I'm driving.
309
00:14:34,561 --> 00:14:35,505
Start driving, drive,
drive, drive! Okay?!
310
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:36,786
- Okay, I'm driving, I'm driving!
- Okay.
311
00:14:38,365 --> 00:14:39,933
- A little quicker would be good!
- Yeah.
312
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:43,155
- I'm driving, I'm going!
- It's just a checkpoint, okay?
313
00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:45,120
I've been through tons
of these in Johannesburg,
314
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:48,636
um, it's like a drive thru,
except everybody has a gun.
315
00:14:48,661 --> 00:14:50,107
When were you in Johannesburg?!
316
00:14:50,142 --> 00:14:52,743
I don't know, I remember I
just got my braces off, so...
317
00:14:52,778 --> 00:14:55,012
You were 14, in South Africa?!
318
00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:56,347
- Oh! Oh!
- Hey Johnny, Johnny, Johnny!
319
00:14:56,381 --> 00:14:57,960
If this turns into a fire fight, um...
320
00:14:57,985 --> 00:14:59,519
you're my human shield,
321
00:14:59,544 --> 00:15:02,183
and we'll use her as a bargaining chip.
322
00:15:02,208 --> 00:15:03,541
Yeah, okay, well,
that's not gonna happen.
323
00:15:03,576 --> 00:15:05,176
Okay, I think the best thing to do
324
00:15:05,211 --> 00:15:06,778
is just blow through the checkpoint.
325
00:15:06,812 --> 00:15:09,098
Yeah, we're not blowing
through anything, Alexis!
326
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,817
So then my Uncle Ralph
marries his third wife.
327
00:15:14,192 --> 00:15:15,754
What do you think her name was?
328
00:15:15,788 --> 00:15:17,355
- I don't know.
- Gayle!
329
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,357
The man marries three Gayles!
330
00:15:20,826 --> 00:15:22,694
Like didn't learn anything
from the first two!
331
00:15:22,728 --> 00:15:24,329
I mean, what is that?!
332
00:15:24,363 --> 00:15:27,365
Sorry I am late, gals,
it's just been a crazy day.
333
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:29,834
Wow, you look amazing!
334
00:15:29,869 --> 00:15:32,237
Somebody went to the beauty salon!
335
00:15:32,271 --> 00:15:35,006
Oh no, this is just a little refresh.
336
00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:37,776
It's very... very glamorous.
337
00:15:37,810 --> 00:15:40,945
So we've scrapped the whole
approachable angle, have we?
338
00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,749
Who says this has anything to
do with the campaign, Moira?
339
00:15:44,784 --> 00:15:47,018
I love your top, where'd you get it?
340
00:15:47,053 --> 00:15:48,692
Oh, just a shop in Elmdale.
341
00:15:48,717 --> 00:15:50,251
Colour me impressed.
342
00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:53,573
It takes a real eye to
find something of quality
343
00:15:53,598 --> 00:15:55,670
at a clothier in Elmdale.
344
00:15:55,695 --> 00:15:57,529
Oh no, just a little bit of luck,
345
00:15:57,563 --> 00:15:59,989
and the right... salesperson.
346
00:16:00,266 --> 00:16:01,733
Any of that vodka left?
347
00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:04,528
Oh yeah, Moira brought plenty.
348
00:16:07,726 --> 00:16:10,461
And here I thought you were
against this type of campaigning.
349
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:12,820
Who says this has anything
to do with the campaign?
350
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:22,193
Just remember, no sudden movements,
351
00:16:22,221 --> 00:16:23,411
do not reach for the glove box,
352
00:16:23,436 --> 00:16:25,458
and not matter what happens do
not tell them your real name.
353
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:27,091
- Uh huh...
- What?!
354
00:16:28,936 --> 00:16:29,966
Turn off your truck, please.
355
00:16:29,991 --> 00:16:30,958
Yes, sir.
356
00:16:31,836 --> 00:16:34,771
Okay, who do we have here?
357
00:16:34,796 --> 00:16:36,597
Oh, um...
358
00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,189
that's uh, Jennifer.
359
00:16:38,214 --> 00:16:41,617
And then he's um... Jacob.
360
00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:43,509
And then I'm also Jacob.
361
00:16:45,711 --> 00:16:47,679
Well, you can look at
our drivers' licences,
362
00:16:47,713 --> 00:16:48,913
if you don't believe me!
363
00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:51,278
Oh, I don't think that'll
be necessary, Jacob.
364
00:16:51,484 --> 00:16:53,418
Yeah, I'm just joking.
365
00:16:53,452 --> 00:16:55,169
We don't have drivers' licences.
366
00:16:55,454 --> 00:16:56,004
Um...
367
00:16:56,030 --> 00:16:57,655
No, yeah, we do have driver's licenses,
368
00:16:57,690 --> 00:16:59,924
we don't have those names
on our driver's license.
369
00:16:59,959 --> 00:17:01,637
I'm gonna talk to someone else.
370
00:17:02,528 --> 00:17:05,427
Jennifer? Actually, my
birth name is Angelica.
371
00:17:05,731 --> 00:17:08,900
We're out here today
checking for illegal game.
372
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:10,372
Have you folks been hunting?
373
00:17:10,566 --> 00:17:13,647
Hunting? No, no. We don't uh, hunt.
374
00:17:13,672 --> 00:17:17,008
I mean, there's n-no
hunting going on here.
375
00:17:17,042 --> 00:17:18,610
No illegal... yeah,
376
00:17:18,644 --> 00:17:21,679
you won't find any illegal
game here, that's for sure.
377
00:17:21,714 --> 00:17:23,381
No!
378
00:17:23,416 --> 00:17:25,153
So, what do you have there in the back?
379
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,746
Um, actually, we're just
taking some milk to a co-op.
380
00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,727
What kind of milk?
381
00:17:29,855 --> 00:17:30,856
Cow milk.
382
00:17:31,357 --> 00:17:33,098
So you three are dairy farmers?
383
00:17:33,377 --> 00:17:35,211
- Mhmm...
- Yes, yes, dairy farmers.
384
00:17:35,236 --> 00:17:38,620
Hard work, hard work,
'Cause you get up you know,
385
00:17:38,645 --> 00:17:40,932
so early, but uh... But we love it.
386
00:17:40,966 --> 00:17:44,044
- We do.
- You farm in that suit?
387
00:17:45,304 --> 00:17:46,911
When the weather's good.
388
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:49,535
I'm gonna need you to pull over, Jacob.
389
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:55,814
- Jacob?
- Jacob.
390
00:17:55,848 --> 00:17:57,182
- Jacob?
- What?!
391
00:17:57,216 --> 00:17:58,411
She wants you to pull over.
392
00:17:58,884 --> 00:18:00,285
Oh, I'm-I'm sorry, I
thought you were talking
393
00:18:00,319 --> 00:18:02,487
to the other Jacob.
394
00:18:14,366 --> 00:18:17,559
David? David, is that you?
395
00:18:21,696 --> 00:18:23,028
Yeah...
396
00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:25,817
Will you come in here a minute, please?
397
00:18:29,986 --> 00:18:31,720
- Uh huh?
- You've had a long day.
398
00:18:31,745 --> 00:18:33,446
Come sit.
399
00:18:35,187 --> 00:18:36,521
Don't be such a prickly pear.
400
00:18:36,555 --> 00:18:39,324
I just wanna check in with my son.
401
00:18:39,358 --> 00:18:41,020
My first born.
402
00:18:41,393 --> 00:18:43,728
Mhmm...
403
00:18:43,762 --> 00:18:47,332
So! You're enjoying
that new job of yours?
404
00:18:47,366 --> 00:18:49,634
Um, it's a job.
405
00:18:49,668 --> 00:18:51,473
So... sure.
406
00:18:51,704 --> 00:18:54,339
I was wondering what kind
of customers do you get
407
00:18:54,373 --> 00:18:56,091
at a store like that?
408
00:18:57,676 --> 00:18:58,977
Different kinds.
409
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,372
Different people come in.
410
00:19:00,613 --> 00:19:02,680
Are they mostly locals from Elmdale,
411
00:19:02,715 --> 00:19:06,230
or do people travel from far and wide
412
00:19:06,255 --> 00:19:09,098
to benefit from the
expertise of a David Rose?
413
00:19:10,745 --> 00:19:14,981
Okay, well if someone
is looking for my advice,
414
00:19:15,016 --> 00:19:18,543
then I am more than happy to provide.
415
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:23,130
- I saw Jocelyn today.
- You did?
416
00:19:23,905 --> 00:19:27,041
Mhmm, she looked very different.
417
00:19:27,169 --> 00:19:29,137
Mostly improved, though I must say,
418
00:19:29,162 --> 00:19:32,917
I didn't like the matchy
matchy skirt and blazer!
419
00:19:32,942 --> 00:19:35,013
No, she looked like an ageing stewardess
420
00:19:35,047 --> 00:19:37,122
from a Latvian airline!
421
00:19:37,683 --> 00:19:39,317
I told her not to wear
the jacket with the skirt,
422
00:19:39,351 --> 00:19:41,185
so... I don't know.
423
00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,270
And whose idea was the hair thing?
424
00:19:44,314 --> 00:19:47,950
I-I may have suggested...
425
00:19:48,527 --> 00:19:50,962
a slightly more contemporary look.
426
00:19:50,996 --> 00:19:53,665
I understand, I understand.
It's water under the bridge.
427
00:19:53,699 --> 00:19:56,034
Well I'm sorry, I felt very...
428
00:19:56,068 --> 00:19:57,468
conflicted about the whole thing.
429
00:19:57,503 --> 00:19:58,739
Of course you were.
430
00:19:59,672 --> 00:20:02,684
Now will you be a doll,
and fetch Mummy a knife?
431
00:20:03,973 --> 00:20:05,476
- A knife?
- Oh, I'm sorry,
432
00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:08,239
I think you'll find one lodged
in the middle of my back.
433
00:20:09,081 --> 00:20:10,966
Okay, well, that's a lot.
434
00:20:11,216 --> 00:20:12,650
And when you pull it out of my back...
435
00:20:12,685 --> 00:20:14,185
Okay, I'm gonna take a shower.
436
00:20:14,219 --> 00:20:16,220
... you can plunge it into my heart!
437
00:20:16,255 --> 00:20:17,958
Okay, all right.
438
00:20:17,983 --> 00:20:21,786
Plunge it into my heart!
439
00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,226
Thank you, Jacob.
440
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:32,981
Have a good day.
441
00:20:35,364 --> 00:20:36,798
Well, there it goes.
442
00:20:36,832 --> 00:20:39,341
$400.00 worth of milk.
443
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,569
I feel like this is partly my fault.
444
00:20:41,604 --> 00:20:42,802
Partly?!
445
00:20:42,827 --> 00:20:45,862
Roland was the one who
completely blew it back there!
446
00:20:45,887 --> 00:20:48,894
What?! Did you not
see me playing that cop?
447
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:50,902
Oh my God, she didn't
know which way was up
448
00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,333
when I was done with her!
449
00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,762
The smell of this milk is
making me super nauseous.
450
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:57,800
Oh come on, guys, let's
not end on a down note here,
451
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:59,702
this was a good day,
let's end on an up note!
452
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:02,538
Enough Roland, just get the
cans in the truck, please.
453
00:21:02,572 --> 00:21:04,270
Oh, okay. I'll grab one.
454
00:21:04,295 --> 00:21:05,884
Pick it up and put it on the truck!
455
00:21:05,909 --> 00:21:06,973
Yes! Oh... okay.
456
00:21:07,012 --> 00:21:09,311
Grab that one, put that on the truck,
457
00:21:09,346 --> 00:21:11,547
and then I'll organize the
rest so you can grab 'em,
458
00:21:11,581 --> 00:21:13,416
and put 'em on the truck.
459
00:21:13,441 --> 00:21:17,386
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460
00:21:17,411 --> 00:21:18,754
Someone has to find
461
00:21:18,756 --> 00:21:19,755
naked pictures of me.
462
00:21:19,757 --> 00:21:21,123
Better you than a stranger
463
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:22,057
in a storm cellar.
464
00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:23,489
Nothing's coming up.
465
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:25,317
What search words did you use?
466
00:21:25,342 --> 00:21:27,630
Your name and "nude."
467
00:21:27,632 --> 00:21:29,630
Three words I thought
I'd only have to type
468
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,848
if I was held at gunpoint.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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