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Original subtitles

You're doing fine, Regina...

Now, I want you to follow my hand. Okay,

Shawn...

Tracking, tracking

tracking, tracking...

Excellent, Regina...

Okay, Regina... now I'm gonna put this sheet

over you

until Kalyani gets here... Okay, Shawn.

Who is it? Kalyani, who are you expecting?

Uh, no one else, um... are you alone? Of course...

So, you have some new tech to show me? Is

that why you invited me over?

No, this is not just some other piece of

tech...

this is my masterpiece!

I'd like you to meet robo endo genetic

interface nano automation...

I call her Regina for short. Thank you for

that...

I mean if I had to call her robo endo

whatever every time I talk to her that'd

be stressful!

Regina, stand up. Command accepted...

Don't worry she's not gonna hurt you. Um...

so her face,

it's so unique... but

who did you model that body after? Who

else do you think I'd model her body after?

You think Iโ€™d model her after my

gold digging ex Ria... no, I modeled it after

my

best friend... you. That's sweet... it doesn't

take away from how creepy that

is, that's sweet.

Regina, I would like you to meet my best

friend,

Kalyani. Nice to meet you...

Kalyani...

Is it safe to shake her hand, like she's

not gonna break it or anything, right?

She won't hurt you.

Nice to meet you, Regina. Told you.

If I'm being honest, that was more like a

guy's handshake!

What did you expect, I mean she's a robot,

she's not just some normal girl.

Now remember, no one else in this family

knows about her...

so, loose lips sink ships.

Aye, aye, captain.

So, what did you build her for?

She has a range of abilities, Regina

go over your programming. Okay, Shawn...

I have the ability to be a teacher...

I could be a maid for someone who is

barely

at home... I could be a police officer...

I could be a... Sex bot!

No, Kalyani... that is not what she's designed

for!

What is sex bot?

Okay, apparently not.

Regina, sit back down, I'm gonna finish

your programming.

Okay, Shawn...

I wish you would not do that, I do not

want her corrupted!

Shawn, you're so innocent and sweet...

don't you ever change,

bye.

Uh oh, Regina

don't say anything. Understood, Shawn...

Shawn, you do realize it's two o'clock in

the morning, right?

Yeah, um I'm sorry mom I got tied up

working in here. Who's in there with you?

Oh, nobody.

I could swear I heard voices. I was just

talking to myself.

Well, alright... itโ€™s late, you should get

some sleep.

Okay, I'm sorry I woke you, mom... good night.

Good night.

Shawn, I don't understand?

You don't understand what, Regina? I am no

body...

No, Regina... youโ€™re not nobody. I don't

understand...

you just told your mother that I am no

body...

I told her that, so she wouldn't know you

were in here.

I don't understand...

I lied to her. I don't understand,

lie... I wasn't truthful with her...

You're not nobody... come on over here and

sit down.

Okay, Shawn.

And now, Regina... I need to program you

with a new mode,

it's called quiet mode and it will be

activated

automatically every night at midnight.

What is quiet mode? Quiet mode

you will talk

like I'm talking right now. Okay,

Shawn... ready for programming,

please talk again...

In quiet mode, you will talk like this.

Analysis complete... activating

quiet mode, now...

Is this correct?

That's perfect, Regina... now I need you to

come with me

so I can program another thing for you.

Okay, Shawn...

Okay this is where I'll have to keep you,

so that nobody will find out that you're

around.

Okay, activate sleep mode

now. Understood, activating sleep mode now...

Cute, reall cute... you enjoying yourself?

Oh, mellow out... so, Aisha told me to come

and wake you up

and her exact words were: tell that dork

to get up because breakfast is ready.

All right, tell her, I'll uh, be down

shortly. Aye, aye, captain.

I'm about to head to the office. Okay.

Bye! Bye.

Did you tell him I said breakfast was

ready? I sure did...

he should be down soon. Thank you,

Kalyani.

Okay, well...I'm off to work now, bye.

Bye. Bye, Kalyani. Bye, Kalyani.

Regina, power up. Power up!

Man, I am such a nerd...

programming you to come online

in the Altered Beast voice... Regina, I want

you to

activate cleaning mode, while I go down

and have breakfast with uh

Maggie, Aisha, and mom. Command accepted...

activating cleaning mode now...

Morning everyone. It would be, if a

certain person didn't keep me up till two in

the morning

I know, I'm sorry, mom. Don't worry about

that, Shawn... I'll go get your plate

breakfast.

Thanks, sis. So, what was so important that it

kept you up until two in the morning

Uh, just some new tech I've been working

on.

Figures, I don't know why my brother

had to grow up to be such a nerd.

Yeah, it would be different if you'd make

an actual career out of it,

you should sign a military deal with

your friend Matthew Hudson.

Mom, you know how I feel about this.

Well, he's coming by for a visit later

today, I wish you'd reconsider.

Come on, mom... if he doesn't want to we

should be more understanding.

Thanks, sis.

Are you okay? Yeah... um,

I've got to go do something...

I can't believe he's such a loser. Leave

him alone!

Children behave!

Regina, what are you doing out here? I was

looking for you, Shawn...

Why are you in quiet mode, it is not past

midnight? I'm in quiet mode, because I don't want

anyone to know you're here...

Come on!

You've got mail! What?!

Ignore that! Ignoring that...

Okay, um... I want you to analyze this video

and I want you to watch how this person

is talking and analyze it, so that you can

speak more human.

Okay, Shawn...

Welcome to the kill count, where we tally

up the victims in all our favorite

horror movies, I'm James A. Janisse Processing...

and today we're looking at Processing...

Indestructible released in 2009.

Analysis complete...

Is this correct, Shawn?

That's better, sounds a little more human.

All right, want you to go

around the back and while you're doing

it...

coming around the front to knock on the front

door, I want you to observe

any human behavior you see. Understood, Shawn...

Tracking, tracking,

tracking, tracking,

Girl, I just walked away!

Analysis complete...

Tracking, tracking,

tracking, tracking,

Analysis complete...

I'll get it...

Regina, come on in.

Why are you walking like that? I observed

human

behavior... Okay, you can

stop... okay, walk normal,

come on. Okay, Shawn...

Mom, Aisha, Maggie...

this is my friend, Regina.

Nice to meet you, Regina. It is nice to

meet you too...

I'm Maggie.

I'm Aisha. It's nice to meet you,

Aisha...

Hi, I'm Shawn's mom, Sharon... so how long

have you known my son?

Since, yesterday... Where did you two meet?

His bedroom... I thought you said nobody

was in your room last night?!

That's right, I am nobody...

Shawn, kitchen now!

Okay Shawn, what is that girl on? She's not

on anything!

Oh bull, don't give me that, no girl talks

like that unless she's on drugs or from

outer space!

Mom, she's not on drugs... she doesn't even

know what drugs are.

Then why does she talk like that? She

can't help the way she talks, she's from

India.

Well, I don't like her, I don't know why

you want to be with a girl like that,

you had a good thing going with Ria. Mom,

Ria was no prize, she was only after me

for my money,

she never really loved me. And you think

this Indian girl loves you?

Regina is not my girlfriend!

And that's why she was in your bedroom

well into two in the morning and why

you've been keeping her a secret from the

rest of us?

Because I knew this was how you would

react, besides who's to say I can't have

a female friend

in my room with me and not be in a

relationship with her? Because I know

different!

Kalyani's in my room all the time, you

never question that!

You and Kalyani have been friends since

you were children.

And who says I can't make a new female

friend?

I do, I forbid it! Tough...

now tonight I am going to have a dinner

party

to introduce Regina to the rest of my

friends and I don't want you messing it

up!

Regina, uh... can you go upstairs and

wait for me in my bedroom. Okay, Shawn...

So, what do you guys think? Well, she's a

weirdo...

but considering that you are a nerd, you are

perfect for each other.

Shut up, Aisha... I think she's nice, Shawn.

Thanks, Maggs.

Well, I'm going to go upstairs...

let me know when, uh Matthew gets here.

Okay, will do. Thanks, Maggs.

Shawn, Matthew's here. Okay...

tell him I'll be right down...

Ragina, while I'm

down there,

in case somebody comes in, I want you to

be watching videos on this.

Okay, Shawn... command accepted...

Hey, Matthew. Hey there. How you been doing,

my friend?

Great, great. Good. So, tell me what's the

latest in the tech? Any big ones lately?

I have, I just came up with something huge.

So, is this going to be the one that

finally pulls you into a military

contract?

Matthew, is there a time when we are

going to get together...

where you are not going to try to pull

me into signing

some military crap? Shawn, look

you're a genius with the tech, everything

I've ever seen

from you has been perfect for military

and that's what I do for a living... so,

what did... what do you expect?

I expect my friend to keep business

out of our friendship. What are you so

scared of, I mean

one of these projects would be millions

of dollars in your pocket.

I have told you, I don't want to sign

with military,

because they will use it to kill people,

it's not about the money.

You do know that the military uses tech

for other things besides killing people,

right?

It's not the military I'm worried about,

it's the politicians

that will use the military

to kill people! You know you're

unbelievable man.

You know what...

I'm done having this conversation, you

can go.

All right...

You know, you're making a big mistake!

So Amelie, what seems to be the problem

today?

I can't seem to get any sleep, I keep on

having the same

dream. Okay, well...

describe this dream to me. Okay... well, um

it all starts when I'm all alone out in

these woods

and this scary man wearing a black

hooded shirt

is stalking me. Describe this man to me,

Amelie. Okay... well, he's got these, um

he's got these four leather straps

around his wrists,

and uh, he's got long dark hair,

and oh um, a goatee and a mustache,

and oh he's got these...

Fiery red eyes! Amelie, that's a very vivid dream

But that's not even the worst part of it

all, uh he's got these two girls helping

him.

Can you describe the girls to me? Okay,

one seems to be in her early 20's, and

she's got medium length brown hair, uh

she's dressed in a black leather jacket,

and black jeans.

And the other, um she's probably about 12

years old,

and she's got long blonde hair, uh

and she's got a black leather outfit on,

oh and she's got these spiky gauntlets

on her wrists,

and spiky choker...

Oh and they both they both have these

fiery red eyes, like their father!

Okay, Amelie... um,

I can definitely help you, uh with this

dream issue that you're having, um I see

it all the time.

Oh, okay... thank you, doctor.

Amelie, can you hear me?

Yes, doctor... I can hear you...

And you're ready to listen to me and

only me?

Correct, you and only you...

Amelie, these dreams you're having

are the result of watching way too many

scary movies.

I know this because the dream you're

describing,

accurately describes a film that I've

just watched

called Indestructible: No Place to Hide.

Now from this moment forward, you will no

longer watch scary movies.

I will no longer watch scary movies...

From this point forward, you will only

watch children's

or family oriented films.

I will only watch children's or

family oriented films...

Good, now listen to me very carefully,

since I have helped you out so much

today,

you are so grateful to me that you

want to pay me double.

I want to pay you double...

Amelie, when I snap my fingers you will

awaken from this trance and remember

nothing while you were under, except for

that you want to pay me double.

Yes, doctor...

Amelie, how do you feel? I feel wonderful...

I'm so appreciative of what you've done

for me,

ah... I'm gonna pay you

double! Really, um

well, why don't you go ahead and go into

that next room and see Miss Suzi,

she'll take care of all of that.

All right,

thank you, doctor. You have a great day.

You too.

How's your day going so far, Dr. Wheeler?

Not too shabby, Matthew... what brings you

by?

I'm just a little frustrated right now.

What's going on? I'm just frustrated

because I'm trying to get my friend, Shawn

to sign this contract

to, uh work with me a bit, he's a genius

with the tech, and he'd make millions on

a military contract, I just can't get him

to sign.

You know I can get

this Shawn guy to sign this contract no

problem.

And how would you do that?

I am the best psychiatrist for a reason,

I can get anybody to do anything.

Not sure I believe you, okay.

You doubt me, Matthew...

I don't normally do this, but I'll prove

it to you.

How? Are there any girls or a

woman you have your eye on? Yeah,

there's this cute waitress named Samaira

that works at this restaurant, I've had

my eye on for quite a while.

Great let's go grab a bite to eat.

Show me.

Shawn, I learned something new,

would you like to see? Sure, Regina.

Okay, Shawn...

This robot has a style that you can't

deny...

This robot has a style no one can deny...

This robot has the style to dance the

night away...

What do you think, homie?

That was cute and all, but please don't

do that again...

and don't call me homie. Whatever you say,

dog... Don't call me dog either,

my name is Shawn... you know that.

Okay, Shawn... but you're no fun...

If you really want to look up some stuff

on this...

Here, look up videos

on human behavior of how

people interact when they

are in a loving relationship, okay...

since I'm probably gonna have to be passing

you off

as my girlfriend now. Okay, Shawn...

Command accepted...

Hey, back again I see... can I get you your

regular?

Uh no, thank you... we're gonna look this

menu over a little bit, okay.

Okay, well let me know when you're ready

to order.

Is that her? Yeah, lovely isn't she?

If you say so... now

I want you to get her attention, bring her

back over here,

and have her take your order. Okay, I can

do that...

ma'am. You ready?

Thank you, um I think I will actually

have my usual today,

but instead of, uh ketchup can I get

mustard?

And you?

Samaira, can you hear me? Yes,

I can hear you... Good,

Now you're ready to listen to me and only

me, yes? Yes,

I'll listen to you and only you...

Samaira, are you married? No

I'm not married... Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes, I have a boyfriend...

Okay, listen to me very carefully, you're

going to call your boyfriend,

you're going to break up with him, you're

going to tell him

you never want to see him again, and you

never want him to contact you

ever again, do you understand? Yes, I

understand...

Good, now call him now. Yes,

I will obey... And when you make this call,

you will sound completely normal, not

like you were in this deep trance.

Yes, I understand...

Hey, it's me... I'm calling to let you know

that it's over,

I never want to see you again, don't

contact me again,

I'm done with you, bye.

Well done, now look at Matthew.

As you command...

Matthew is now your boyfriend, you love

your boyfriend,

and you will do whatever he wants you to

do, do you understand?

Yes, whatever he wants...

Matthew, write down your address

and give it to her.

This is your address, this is where you

live,

do you understand? Yes, I understand...

Good, now I need you to look at me,

When I snap my fingers you will remember

nothing of what just happened

you will just continue to take our order,

do you understand?

Yes, continue with your order...

What can I get you? I'll have exactly

what he's having, thank you.

I can't wait for the night, baby... I'm

going to fix us

a nice romantic dinner.

I cannot believe that that actually

worked.

Well, I can easily do the exact same

thing

to your buddy Shawn and get him to sign

your contract...

or any contract you want him to.

But first...

Excuse me, Miss. Yes...

Can you hear me? I can hear you...

When I snap my fingers you'll remember

nothing of what you just heard, do you

understand?

I understand...

Hey Shawn what's up? Hey Kalyani, I was

wondering if you could do me a favor?

Uh, yeah sure... what's up? Well, I'm having a

dinner party tonight to introduce

all the rest of my friends to Regina and

uh, I was wondering if you could stop by

Matthew Hudson's office and invite him?

Yeah, but why can't you just call him and

ask him?

You know how he's always, uh... bugging me

to sign a military contract?

Yeah. Well, I gave him a definite no

earlier today and I think he's still mad

about it.

Okay, well... yeah, um I'll just go ahead and

swing by I'm almost there anyway.

All right thanks, Kalyani... you're a

lifesaver.

I know and listen after you modeled your

sexbot after me...

you're gonna owe me for a lifetime.

But you know Regina is no sexbot.

Okay, whatever you have to tell yourself

to sleep at night,

anyway, um I'll just go ahead and get off

here, because I'm almost here, okay.

All right, thanks... bye.

Bye.

And you're sure you can get him to sign

that contract?

How many times do I have to tell you,

with my psychiatric skills

I can literally get anybody to do

anything...

but if I do this for you,

what's in it for me? Well, I mean

his family's rich, so... if you wanted to

you could hypnotize them and have them

give you their money.

That would be great, you just better be

right

about Shawn's family having the money,

that I can

persuade them to give to me. Excuse me,

what do you think you're doing snooping

out here!

What is going on out here? I caught this

girl snooping! No...

no, I, I was just here to ask Matthew a

question?

Um, I think you should accompany me and

Dr. Doug into the office

for a quick chat. That'll be all, Suzi.

Let go of me!

Now be honest, how much of that did you

hear?

I didn't hear anything... honest.

Relax. You really think you're gonna, you think

you're gonna hypnotize me? Look close.

It's not gonna work...

Sit down.

Can you hear me? Yes, doctor... And you're

ready to listen to me

and only me? Yes, listen to you

and only you... Who is this girl?

This is Shawn's best friend, Kalyani.

Kalyani, how much did you hear earlier?

I heard everything about making Shawn

sign the contract and stealing money

from his family...

What was the real reason you came to

Matthew's office today?

To invite him to a dinner party, where

Shawn's introducing his new girlfriend,

Regina...

Good, Kalyani...

you will forget overhearing everything

you heard earlier

and you only came by to invite me

and Matthew to this dinner party tonight,

do you understand?

I understand... Good, now when I snap my

fingers,

you will have forgotten everything,

except for what I have told you to

remember,

do you understand? Yes, doctor...

It was so nice to meet you, I'll see you

two at the dinner party.

Mom, Aisha... I know how you two are,

control yourself this party.

I know how to behave in my own house.

What... I'm what they do anything to ruin your

precious party.

Hey, beautiful. Hey, sexy.

Hey, so I did invite Matthew like you asked, but he's

bringing his friend, Dr. Wheeler.

Oh okay. Okay. All right.

Hi all... so,

how are you doing, Regina? Hello, Kalyani...

I love you...

Ragina...

you're not supposed to show that kind of

affection to anyone but your boyfriend.

I'm sorry, Shawn...

I love you... Don't worry, Shawn...

we can share her.

Matthew. Shawn. And who is this?

This is my friend, Dr. Wheeler. Dr.

Doug Wheeler,

at your service. Nice to meet you, come on in.

Mom, everyone... I'd like you meet

Matthew's friend, Dr. Doug Wheeler.

Nice to meet you...

Hi, Dr. Wheeler, welcome to our home. Please...

call me, Doug.

Okay, Doug... I'm Sharon, Shawn's mom and

this is my daughter, Aisha.

Nice to meet you.

And this is my youngest, Maggie. Hi. Nice

to meet you.

Who could that be, everyone I invited

is already here.

What the hell are you doing here? Your mom invited me.

She what??

Mom, I know what you're trying to

do here

it's not gonna work!

Oh Shawn, don't be so melodramatic...

Now let's all sit down and eat.

That was a great meal, thank you. Well...

thank you, Matt.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. So, listen...

me and Dr. Wheeler have a business

proposition that we were hoping to talk

to you about,

um, and I was wondering if it would be

possible for, uh Dr. Wheeler to spend the

night here

in the spare room? Oh sure, that's fine,

you can stay anytime and as well as your

friends.

Excellent, well I'm going back to my

apartment to spend the evening with

Samaira...

would one of you guys mind to show Dr.

Doug to the spare room? Sure, Matthew... I

can do that. Great

thanks, see you guys later.

Seriously Shawn, what are you see in this

girl over me?

Because she's not just out for my money,

you never didn't care about me.

I was not just after your money and

she's just some loser that can't talk

right.

You are not all that, home girl...

Regina, you don't need to help, I got this.

Hey, what did I miss? Oh, not much really...

oh, unless you'd count Ria verbally

assaulting Regina,

that's really it.

So, why do you care, why are you even here?

Come on, Shawn... we had some fun times, we

can again.

Fun times... you only wanted me around to

show off to your friends that you had a

rich boyfriend.

That's not true. Okay...

name one place that we went, that didn't

have your high society

friends around? What do you mean?

We never could go to a regular fast food

restaurant like McDonald's.

You always had to go to those expensive

restaurants.

So, I like good food, not junk food.

How's about we go out to a normal place,

like a karaoke bar and hang out with normal

people.

Are you kidding me those places are

filled with losers and drunks!

So, you're proving my point? No...

fine, where is this karaoke bar I'll meet

you there.

It's at Hardrider.

Come along, Regina... let's have some fun. Okay, Shawn...

Ready to have fun...

Hey Shawn, do you mind if I bring Stormy

along?

Yeah, sure... yeah, the more the merrier.

Thanks, Shawn. My friend, Holly would love

to come...

but I'm gonna go see my boyfriend.

Why does she always have to be so stuck up?

All right, let's go.

Hey mom, what's going on? Hey honey,

I was just calling to see if you were

done with your dinner party yet?

Yeah, we just finished dinner, we're about

to head out to karaoke.

Oh, okay... I thought you were coming back

home,

but you go ahead and have fun.

No mom, I'll be home in a minute.

Okay honey, thank you.

See you in a minute, okay... bye.

Um, I'm really sorry, Shawn but I'm not

gonna go tonight... mom hasn't been feeling

well and

I just don't want to leave her. It's okay,

Kalyani, I understand.

Okay, um... bye everyone.

Bye, Kalyani.

Bye, Shawn.

Hey Shawn, thanks again for letting Stormy

tag along. Hey,

anything for my little sister.

Guess if we're going out, Regina... I guess I

don't need this on.

Don't need a monkey suit anyway.

Good job, Holly. Thank you, Shawn.

Please welcome our next singer, Bailey.

Shawn, you're gonna sing? Yeah, I think so.

Shawn, it's bad enough you brought us out

here, now you're gonna humiliate yourself as

well?

Hey, you don't have to sing, but I came

out here

to have fun. Good for you,

baby... Regina, that's the first time you've

referred to me

as anything but Shawn in front of people.

I'm sorry...

No, I liked it, sweetie...

Is everything okay, Shawn?

Yeah, everything's fine... got my song,

I'm gonna take it up.

Hey Shawn, how's karaoke night going?

Kalyani, we need to talk. What's going on?

I got a big problem. What's wrong?

I think I'm falling in love with,

Regina.

Shawn, did you just say that you're

falling in love with your own robot?

Kalyani, this is serious what am I

gonna do?

What do you mean, what are you gonna do?

I gotta try to stop myself from feeling

this way, that's not what I built her

for.

Shawn... okay, I know this wasn't your

intention,

but now you just have to stop looking at

her as your robot.

If you're in love with her, you need to

treat her like any other girl

that you're in love with. How am I

supposed to do that?

Easy... just be yourself

and don't think of her as a robot,

think of her as a girl that you love.

Thanks, Kalyani. And Shawn remember,

if you mess this relationship up... I got

dibs on her next.

Yeah, sure you do... bye.

Bye.

I didn't know Maggie could sing Yeah,

must be one of those hidden talents

she's been keeping from us.

Good job, Maggs... I'm proud of you.

Thanks, Shawn. All right, up next is Shawn.

This is for Regina, the love of my life.

So, have all you kids been keeping

this hidden talent from me?

Pretty much... definitely.

I'll be right back, I'm gonna go get me a

drink. Okay, sweetie.

Well done, Shawn... you just gave me my

perfect way to get you back.

What are you talking about? I propose

that both me and your girl...

Regina, do a song and

whoever gets the best reaction out of

this crowd is the one that you'll be

with,

that is if Regina isn't afraid. You know

what Ria,

that's a great idea, but if she beats you,

you don't get to come around me anymore.

You're on, but when I beat her,

she has to do the same thing with you.

Okay...

you got a deal, write down your song. Okay...

thanks, you're as good as mine again, I

didn't win all those singing contests as

a kid for nothing.

Okay Regina, now I want you to

analyze this video, so you can sing this

song. Okay, Shawn...

Hey man, my girlfriend and my

ex-girlfriend here,

are going to do a competition, can you

inform the crowd?

Sure thing man, no problem, sounds cool.

Get used to a lot of that because your

retard of a girlfriend stands no chance

beating me.

How are you coming sweetie? Analysis complete...

Ready to kick her ass, baby...

What did I miss? Ria just challenged Regina

to a karaoke competition.

How come I always miss the good stuff?

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, we're about to

get interactive...

the next two singers coming up on stage

will be doing a competition

for the biggest crowd reaction, our first

competitor

is the lovely, Ria!

Beat that you loser...

All right, let's keep this competition

rolling,

up next is Regina!

This is for you, Shawn.

I've always been competitive and I'm not

used to losing...

so, I'm not a good loser, but tonight

the best girl won, congratulations.

Goodbye, Shawn. Ria, stop...

come here, look

I know the agreement was if you lost

that you could never come around me

again, but I think I was wrong...

you really do care about me. I do.

Then I don't see any reason why we can't

remain friends.

Is that okay with you, Regina?

Any friend of Shawn's is a friend of mine.

Thank you, thank you both.

Okay, first I think we need to get this

Regina girl

in here and we'll get her to get the

rest of them

in here for us. Okay, you wait here, I'll

go bring her in.

Ah, hi Regina, Dr. Doug Wheeler would like

to see you for a moment in the spare

room.

Okay, Matthew...

She's coming.

Hello Dr. Wheeler, what did you want to

see me about? Look into my crystal, Regina...

you will do whatever I want you to won't

you?

No, I will not...

Yes, yes you will, just

look into the crystal... you are falling

into a deep trance.

I am not... Yes,

yes you are, you are

in a deep trance! I don't

think so...

Hang on! Okay, Dr...

I don't understand it... I've never had

anybody not fall under my control.

So, what are you gonna do now? I, I'm just

gonna

ask... see if she'll go get each one of

these people and bring them back here

for us.

Sorry about that, Regina... um, could you do

me a favor

and run and get Sharon for me, so we can

discuss that, uh business deal that we

were talking about last night.

Okay, Dr. I will bring her to

meet with you... Thank you.

Mama Kent, Dr. Wheeler would like to

see you... Don't call me that!

I guess it's about that business

proposal that we're talking about at

dinner last night.

I do not know, he would not tell me.

Figures, well where are they? He and

Matthew are waiting for you in the spare

room...

Hi Dr. Wheeler, you wanted to see me? Yeah,

Sharon...

please call me Doug. Oh... yes, Doug.

Have a seat, make yourself comfortable.

So, I guess this is about that business

proposal we discussed at dinner

yesterday.

Indeed it is you know this business

deal

is going to make me... excuse me,

make us a lot of money.

Go ahead, I'm listening. Sharon, let me

show you

what will make us all of that money.

Sharon, can you hear me? Yes, Doug...

Good and you're ready to listen to me

and only me?

Yes, Doug to you and only you... Sharon,

how much money do you have in this house

right now?

About $155,000 in the bedroom...

Okay, do you have any other valuables

in this house? Yes, I do...

Good, now I need you to go get them

and bring them back to me, you understand?

Yes, Doug...

Good, now go do as I said. Yes, Doug...

Very profitable indeed...

Regina, would you please come back in here?

Yes, Dr... Can you please tell, Aisha

that I need to see her too?

Okay, Dr...

Aisha, Dr. Wheeler would like to see you...

What does he want to see me for? I do not

know

he would not tell me... I don't blame him,

I wouldn't give you much info either.

Hey Dr. Wheeler, you said you needed to

see me? Yes

Aisha, please call me Doug. I prefer

Dr. Wheeler. Suit yourself, please have a

seat,

make yourself comfortable. What's all

this about?

So, we have a business proposition that

you might be interested in getting in on.

It's not like our family needs money, we're

rich. But wait,

look at this craftsmanship.

Aisha, can you hear me? Yes, Dr. I can

hear you...

You're ready to listen to me and only me?

Yes, Dr. I will listen to you and only you...

How much money do you have in your room?

I have about

$15,000 in my bedroom safe...

Do you have any other valuables, jewelry,

etc.

Yes, I do... Okay, now you will go get them

and bring them back to me, understood? Yes,

Dr...

Good, now go.

Regina, can you please come back in here?

Yes, Dr... I need you to do the same

with Maggie for me,

please? Understood...

Command accepted...

It's almost like I have her under my

control...

Hey bro, working on a new piece of tech?

Something like that.

Where's your girlfriend?

Maggs, I wish you wouldn't call her my

girlfriend.

Sorry... so where is Regina? I guess she's

downstairs.

Everything all right with you two?\ Yeah,

everything's great.

Good, you know I'm probably the only

person in this family that likes her

and wants you two together.

You really like her, huh? Definitely, she's

a little different, but a huge

improvement over that witch, Ria.

Well, Ria kind of, uh redeemed herself

last night.

Yeah, I know... anyways I gotta look after

my big brother, right?

I will let to get back to work. Later, Maggs.

Maggie, Dr. Wheeler would like to

see you in the spare room...

Okay, Regina... what does he want?

He would not tell me... Okay, Regina...

thanks.

Uh, hi Dr. Wheeler, you wanted to see me Hey,

Maggie... call me Doug. Okay, Doug.

Have a seat make yourself comfortable.

Now what's this all about? So, your mother

tells me

that you've been having difficulty

concentrating in school.

No more than anyone else, why would she

come to you about that?

Because I have a really great relaxation

technique that I think you would greatly

benefit from.

Maggie, can you hear me? Yes, Dr...

You're ready to listen to me and only me?

Yes, Dr. I'll listen to you and only you...

How much money do you have in your room?

About $10,000...

Any other jewelry, valuables, etc.

Yes, I do. Good,

now you will go get them and bring them

back to me, understood?

Yes. Dr... Good,

now go.

Regina, can you please come back in here?

Yes, Dr. what would you like me to do

now? Hey Regina, we need you to get your

boyfriend, Shawn

and have him come in here, me and Matthew

have something we need to discuss with

him.

Understood... command accepted...

Mom, what are you doing? I'm giving Dr.

Wheeler

all our money and valuables...

Why... he's a psychiatrist not a

televangelist?

Aisha, you're not going to believe... Can't talk

now Shawn, must get my money

and valuables ready for Doug... What is

going on with you two?

We must give our money to Doug...

Maggs, you mind if I come in? Sure, Shawn...

You are not going to believe what's

going on with

Aisha and Mom... oh no, not you too.

I must get all my money... I know and you

have to give them to Dr. Wheeler!

Oh, you understand, would you like to help?

No... I'm gonna go back to my room and

try and figure out what's going on. Okay,

have fun...

Shawn, I have been looking for you...

Why is that, Regina? Dr. Wheeler

and Matthew Hudson wanted me to find you

and bring you to

the spare room... Why do they want to see me?

I do not know, they would not tell me...

Are they doing anything strange in there? Not

that I could tell,

but the Dr. did want to show me his

crystal

for some reason... Crystal...

what crystal? I do not know,

a crystal he seems to keep on a chain in

his pocket...

That's it, he hypnotized them!

What is hypnotized?

Regina, I want you to

watch this video and analyze it.

Okay, Shawn... analyzing...

If you can really cure my head...

Tracking, tracking...

You shall see nothing,

hear nothing,

dream of nothing,

but Svengali...

Svengali...

Svengali...

So, if he waves that crystal in your face

again,

this time you'll act like you're

hypnotized by him,

and pretend to be under his control.

Analysis complete... I now know

what is hypnotized and can effectively

pretend to be hypnotized...

Good, all right... just go back to the room

and tell them

you couldn't find me. But Shawn, I did find

you...

Yeah, but he doesn't know that. Oh

I think I understand, you're teaching me

about

lying... Now you're getting a picture.

Picture? Now, you understand.

Yes, Shawn... now I understand...

All right, so go to the room, just make

sure

that you record all of their

conversation when they think that they

have you hypnotized,

that way I'll know exactly what their plan

is. Okay, Shawn...

I understand...

I'm sorry, Dr. I was not able

to find Shawn...

Is there anything else I can do

to be of service?

Give me one moment.

So, what are we going to do now, we have

to get Shawn in here.

Don't worry, I think I can get Regina

fully under my control.

How... it didn't work last time?

I think I have that part figured out now,

I just need to get Regina to relax before I

show her the crystal.

Okay, give it a shot.

Dr...

Okay, Regina... this is what I need you to

do, I want you to go ahead and have a seat

right here.

I need you to sit here and become

completely relaxed

and release all of the stress out of

your body.

And why are we doing this again,

Dr...

Regina, can you hear me?

Yes, Doug... I can hear you...

What's wrong? I can't tell... she seems to

talk like that all the time.

Well, just test her out then.

Regina, you are ready to do whatever I say,

right? Yes, I will do whatever you say...

You will go get Shawn

and bring him back in here, won't you?

Yes, I will find Shawn and bring him back

here

to you... Good...

So, we'll send her back to get him,

when she brings him back in here, I'll

hypnotize him,

get him to sign your military contract...

then when his mother and his two sisters

come back in here with all their money

and jewelry,

and everything else that we want, we'll

grab it,

and get out of here. Sounds like a plan.

Okay, Regina... you will go

and do as I commanded and bring Shawn

back in here.

Yes, whatever you say, my master...

I have never had someone so far under my

control

they called me master. Well...

congratulations.

So, how'd it go? I must obey,

Dr. Wheeler now... What?

Just kidding...

Regina, you...

I taught you how to lie, but you're not

supposed to use that on me...

I'm your creator. I'm sorry, Shawn...

Did you, uh did you get it recorded?

Yes, I recorded all of their conversation...

Good, sit down.

Alright, let's see what we got.

Transfering, transfering, transfering...

Transfer complete...

Send her back to get him, when she brings

him back in here,

I'll hypnotize him get him to sign your

military contract,

then when his mother and his two sisters

come back in here with all of their

money and jewelry,

and everything else that we want, we'll

grab it

and get out of here. Sounds like a plan.

Can't believe Matthew's in on this with

him.

What are we going to do, Shawn?

I got a plan, I want you to use your

lasers in your eyes to infuse a shield

over the lenses on my glasses to protect

me

from Doug's hypnosis. Okay, Shawn...

Fusing lenses now...

Fuse complete...

Okay, all right...

I want you to snap out the rest of the

family from the trances,

I'm gonna call the police. Okay, Shawn...

Move, Regina... I must get by... No...

I must give all my money to Dr. Wheeler,

move...

I'm sorry...

Maggie, when I snap my fingers, you will

remember

everything Dr. Wheeler did to you...

Yes, I understand, I will remember

everything...

Maggie, are you okay?

Yeah, thanks Regina... how could he do this

to us?

Oh... mom, Aisha...

It is okay, Shawn will take care of

everything, you just need to wait here

until the police arrive.

Now, go put your valuables and money away...

Thanks, Regina. No problem, Maggs.

Let me through, we must give our money to

Doug...

I'm sorry...

Why do I have this? Dr.

Wheeler, he hypnotized you

and told you to give him all of your

money

and valuables... Oh my god!

It's okay, Shawn has already called the

police,

why don't you go wait with maggie until

the police arrive...

Okay.

Stop... Move out of my way...

I'm sorry...

What is this? Dr. Wheeler, he

hypnotized you to try to take

all of your money and valuables...

I'll kill him! No, Shawn will

take care of him, go and put your stuff

away,

and meet with the rest of the family

and wait for the police...

Fine, just wait on the cops.

Are you ready to do this?

As ready as I'll ever be,

you make this look good. I will...

All right, let's do it.

I brought Shawn to you, my master...

Let me go! Thank you, Regina.

What did you do to her? Same thing that I did

to the rest of your family,

the same thing that I'm about to do to

you.

No your not.

I'm not looking at it!

Look at the crystal, you cannot

resist...

Shawn, can you hear me? Yes,

I can hear you... You can let him go, Regina.

Are you ready to listen to me and only

me?

Yes, I will listen to you and only you...

Good, Matthew... contract.

You will sign this contract.

I will sign the contract...

Hey, hey... settle down, stop which one

of you is Shawn?

That would be me!

What do you have for me?

This guy has been hypnotizing my family

members

trying to get them to give him all of

their money and he tried to hypnotize me

to sign this contract!

These are outrageous and untrue accusations!

Hey, calm down now, let him finish... let me see

what you got?

Listen to that. When she brings him

I'll hypnotize him get him to sign your

military contract,

then when his mother and his two sisters

come back in here with all their money

and jewelry,

everything else that we want, grab it

Thank you, you're coming with me!

You are not going anywhere...

Ah, thank you.

I got it, come on.

I love you. I know...

Let's go.

Stay. Officer. Yes This one here the

Dr.

he's got the crystal he used to hypnotize them...

Where? In his front pocket.

What, what is this?

Where'd you get this from?

You don't know how lucky you are, if these

police officers weren't here, I do a hell

of a lot worse then that to you,

get them out of my sight!

I see it, now your supposed to go.

Matthew, we were like brothers...

Yet you betray me for a stupid contract!

Get him out of my sight! All right,

what contract... let's go!

Yeah, the cop is driving off with Matthew and

that creepy Dr. Wheeler

in the back of the squad car.

Well, I hate to say it, but thank goodness

for Shawn and his girlfriend Regina.

Yeah, I know Shawn and Regina really came

through for the family when we really

needed them.

Yeah, if it weren't for them, you would

have lost

all your money to that weirdo. I know, I

know,

I get it. So...

maybe you should lighten up on the two of them from now on.

You're right, maybe Shawn isn't the unless

nerd that I thought he was, but Regina's

just so odd,

this is gonna be tough. Come on, babe.

Okay, okay... I'll try. That's my girl.

I guess maybe I was too harsh with you

welcome to the family.

Hey, can't I get in on this?

Oh, come here, baby.

I was looking for you Shawn why are you

in quiet mode it is not past midnight

what on earth

Flash... camera's rolling oh

we were in it the camera's rolling

and action

Yeah it would be different if you'd make

an actual career out of it

you should sign a military deal with

your friend Matthew Broderick

Matthew Hudson, oh my god. Matthew Broderick...

wow, he became famous.

at this marksmenship...

they both have the same

fiery red

eyes as their father

sorry

Hi Dr. Wheeler I'm Susan, Sharon's

Sharon... Shawn's mom, okay it's like. You

want me that's where you're making sure

yeah am. I'm still doing the please call me

doug before she continues

or right, right okay yeah okay actually

action what actually.

Regina, power up Power up.

That's cute, Regina... but uh don't do that

again please.

Whatever you say, homie...

Write down your address and give it to

To her...

It's not like we need the money our

family's rich.

Well, take a look at the marksmanship

here.

Real cute, you enjoying yourself?

Oh mellow out.

You can just pick up... Regina is not my

girlfriend

Oh, that's why you're in... she was in your

bedroom well until two in the morning

and you

we're keeping your secret from the rest

of us action

Can you go find that

i was still thinking about the krusty

robot

You are not gonna believe this

All right and action

So, go snap the rest of them out

while we plan to take him out.

Okay, Shawn...

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