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With spring,

Flowers,

Colors,

Questions arise.

Peaceful

$20, next?

Life.

Peaceful, $20.

Next?

Marriage.

Marriage, the real question.

Not so loud.

Everyone can hear.

You have.

A classic rich look.

Girls need love.

Don't be shy.

Your hand.

Parents are apart.

You only have Mother.

It's right or it's free.

No, only Father.

Mom died.

So I'm right: Single parent.

And 2 sisters.

It's right or it's free.

No, only child.

So I'm right, no boys.

Forget it.

No, I'm getting to the.

Good part.

A forked love line.

Excuse me?

It means you'll.

Marry a rich man.

You're joking.

Me, marry rich?

Why not?

If I say you will.

You will marry rich.

I hope so; How much?

Up to you, $200 or more

$200 for that?

Here's $60

$61 total.

Wait.

Free advice:

You're too thin.

Exercise more.

Exercise?

With my job?

Yes, I deliver propane.

But I'm the Boss's daughter.

So it's part-time.

I grew up in Harmony Village.

It's old.

And so are its people.

But to me it's the best.

Our Head of Security.

Told me he killed a lion with.

His bare hands.

But I didn't know.

There were lions in Hong Kong.

Our Head of Agriculture.

Has the best fruit.

But bad hygiene.

Our Head of Culture.

Only reads English books.

But only the pictures.

His daughter MT, my best friend.

She reads the papers.

And magazines she sells.

So she knows it all.

Except whether.

She prefers men or women.

It's a mystery to all of us.

Dad is Head of Energy.

They call him Uncle D.

Hobbies: Popsicles and comics.

Everyone respects him.

Dad, I quit.

I'm your bookkeeper.

All right.

Modem youth are so spoiled.

They give up too easily.

It's too heavy.

You expect this.

On my salary?

All right.

You cost more than my maid.

And she works all day.

But I'm a girl.

This work.

Scares off the boys

I'll never marry.

You are my daughter.

In olden days, a princess.

You must marry a celebrity

I refuse to make deliveries

I'll do it myself.

Stop acting.

Last time it was the other hand.

Both hand trembled.

Where is Monam now?

Level 73.

Great!

Will he continue?

Yes.

Surely he'll go for Level 74.

And when he succeeds.

Of course he'll try Level 75.

I must wear a glove.

On my left hand, too.

Marry rich?

No.

It would be nice.

Fry 10 more eggs, we need more food.

Uncle D!

Very punctual.

All alone?

I couldn't sell these.

It's my gift to you.

Thanks.

Stay for dinner

I'll go now.

Stop acting.

You came when you smelled food

I couldn't sell these.

It's my gift to you.

What do I do with them?

And you brought...?

Uncle D...

Bring it out.

Then I will.

Come out!

Uncle D!

So many?

Fine.

Sit.

Good girl.

Eat.

Here.

Mi!

Great fried eggs.

She cooks well.

Open another can of fish

I'm glad you came.

Together.

How great to have a good daughter.

He has MT.

But is it a boy or a girl?

Whoever marries Mi.

Is so lucky.

Don't even think about it.

Uncle D's daughter.

Must marry a rich man.

The richest!

Rich men may not be good.

That's true.

But poor men are no good at all.

Uncle D is so wise.

Sure.

So how is the land deal?

It's almost done.

No one wants to buy.

Relax.

Uncle D is king!

They were really hungry!

They came for free dinner again?

You look like a prisoner

I want dessert.

Prisoner?

- So! - What?

A fortune-teller.

Said I'll marry a rich man.

You're going crazy.

Thinking of marriage

I want to marry

I over 20.

It would be nice.

Let him take.

Care of me.

Since you'll be marrying a rich man.

Focus on that.

Where would I.

Find one?

I don't know.

What is a rich man?

A millionaire?

How is that different from a rich man?

And...

What?

Don't touch me!

Tell me you don't like it.

Or how would I know?

Just say so

I don't like it!

Try this.

Disgusting!

I'll try.

This way.

Rich Man!

Is this 2 Shek O Road?

Where is the kitchen?

It's not for the kitchen.

It's for the garden barbecue.

Hurry, they're waiting

I'm busy, don't bother me.

No time.

I'm not so ugly.

The rich are so rude.

Is this a church?

No wonder people want to marry rich.

Mi!

Cici Chan?

Yes, how are you?

It's been so long.

Fine, and you?

Okay.

You're delivering pr.

Family business.

Come, see who's here.

Mi brought the propane!

Come see!

Mi?

Hurry!

Mi!

Teresa?

Loomi?

I've changed my name

I'm Sonreysia now.

Son...

Why are you here?

Cici's wedding is in 2 days.

We're having a party for her.

This is her husband's home.

Mi...

Remember when we were kids.

We sat together in school.

You were the smartest.

And I, the dumbest.

Cici, what is 1+1?

Mi?

2!

Name some famous people

Einstein, Beethoven, Sun Yat Sen, Picasso...

And Cici?

Wilson.

Who?

We are the same age.

He has short hair, wears glasses.

Best of all, he's a banker's son

I will marry him.

I wasn't stupid

I knew my priorities.

Marrying rich is a must.

You're marrying Wilson?

I'm not so lucky.

You're doing well.

She's marrying the son of a famous lawyer.

And you.

She married the 2nd richest doctor

Dr. Chan, the heart specialist.

Of course.

Sunreysia married the grandson of the Kwoks.

I'm heir to the family propane empire.

So, Mi.

Are you married yet?

It's late

I must go.

Stay.

Talk to us

I must go

I'm too ashamed.

Mi.

Everyone said you were smarter.

Don't you feel I'm smarter now?

That's smart?

Of course.

I must go.

Bye, then.

She delivered the propane.

And I forgot the tip.

No need

I must.

It's hard labor.

Thanks.

We'll visit you soon.

It's killing me!

I'm so unlucky.

What's so great about marrying rich?

I've been told I will.

I won't marry anyone.

But the richest man!

I will marry a rich man!

I will marry a rich man!

I will marry a rich man!

I will marry a rich man!

I will marry a rich man!

I will marry a rich man!

Sir, Satellite 2 must shift

Mr. Law booked it for a teleconference.

Tell him to delay the meeting.

She's interesting.

But he booked this slot.

We'll make less money, I don't care.

This makes me happy.

I will marry a rich man!

Lock Satellite 2 to the target.

"Marry A Rich Man" ready?

Yes.

I will marry a rich man!

What's the use?

Can't wish without a shooting star.

I can't be that lucky.

Make a wish.

"The Glass Slipper"?

Welcome to "The Glass Slipper".

This story appeals to all.

Because of the exciting villains.

And the star, Cinderella.

Marries a rich prince.

Oh, come here, please.

Come here! Baby!

Come here!

If the evil stepmother.

Or stepsisters married well.

We may feel cheated.

But for kind Cinderella.

Not only is it fine.

That she marries a rich tale.

It's a beautiful fairy tale.

Not only is it okay to marry rich.

If you are kind.

It is an enterprising idea.

Glass slippers don't pinch.

What a good book

I've never seen anything like it.

It tells the truth simply.

Every point hits the spot.

It's great

I'm getting excited.

It says.

Marrying a rich man is like a job.

It takes effort, resources, and money.

That's the same as a CEO.

Right.

If you're fated to marry rich.

Where is he?

Help me find him.

I don't know what sex I want

I can't help.

But I'll sponsor you.

With all my savings.

No need, thanks.

Stop it.

It's my investment on you.

When you do marry a rich man.

Repay me, with interest.

And if I fail?

Pay with your flesh.

Relax, Hong Kong girl.

All right.

Relax.

- Like this? - Right.

Don't fear crudeness.

It's the same old moves.

First, a smile.

Don't worry about beauty.

A beautiful smile.

Is all you need.

Let's practice.

This is most elegant.

Most kind.

Most innocent.

Most sexy.

How's this?

Most toad-like.

Grooming and self-confidence.

Go to the most expensive shops.

Don't worry about money.

Be gracious.

There's nothing they can do.

May I help you?

I want to try this.

Establish self-confidence.

Pose outside the fitting room.

As flamboyantly as possible.

Keep going.

Until you feel beautiful.

Confidence rules in fashion.

Let your clothes know who's boss.

I don't like them.

Buy something.

Don't make it hard on the sales staff.

Actually, there is something.

Yes.

Here

$12, right?

Next, practical experience.

Go where the rich gather.

Some private hospitals.

Are good choices.

Dress sexier.

Little girl.

What's your name?

I'm HG.

For Horny Goat!

I'm rich.

And dying.

When? It's up to you.

Interested?

Let's do it here.

Marry me!

We'll go to my villa in A-nus.

We'll enter A-nus in the morning.

Have fun in A-nus.

And come out from the back at night.

Come with me.

Marry me.

In 3 months.

We'll trap my stepmother.

And put my brother in prison.

Then we'll split the fortune

I'll run for president.

Then rule the world!

You think you're Ultraman?

Even if I were.

I'd be Ultraman in furs!

Where did she go?

Crazy!

I'm too busy for a press conference

I'll go back to the office.

I hate cameras in my face.

Welcome, friends of the press.

Today, I...

Are you all right?

I'll help you up.

No need.

Were you molested? I'll call the police.

Leave me alone

I'll call the police.

- Leave me alone. - I'll call the police.

Stop it with the police!

Relax! Relax!

Wait outside.

You think I'm a thief?

Sorry, Miss

Wilson?

You know me?

You're so famous.

All my classmates want to marry you.

- Really? - Yes.

Will you give me the film?

Which paper are you with?

Do I look like the paparazzi?

I am a CEO!

Mimi Cheng... propane?

Hello!

I'm Wilson, a pleasure.

What happened just now.

Can it remain between us?

Please?

No need to look all pale

I'm pale?

Very -Really?

Fix your makeup for your meeting.

This part is grey.

Okay.

Oh, no!

I don't have powder

I wonder who does?

I have a compact.

Yes

I don't know how to apply makeup

I wonder who does?

Let me help you.

Just a bit.

Thick brows make you.

Look heroic.

Blot off the oil.

Go on.

We're done!

So soon?

TV lighting is harsh

I look fat on screen.

- A slimmer look? - Yes.

Deeper shadows here.

Straighten your nose?

Straighter -Yes.

What's taking Boss so long?

Lip balm?

Sure.

Thanks.

Smooth as fresh tofu

I want to lick it.

Am I okay?

For camera, yes!

Really?

Thank you.

Any time.

The lip balm?

Keep it.

Thanks -Bye

Mimi?

Just "Mi".

Mi, may we discuss.

Propane digitalization?

I don't understand that stuff.

It's very commercial.

Mi...

Or may we discuss other topics.

Like.

Propane-lip balm-digitalization?

3 in 1.

Call me, bye.

Bye.

This Wilson?

Yes.

Really?

You don't believe me -No.

He gave me his number.

It's going through!

This is a Planned Parenthood.

Survey, what safety.

Precautions do you take during sex?

All right, thanks.

It's him!

No sparks, though.

You're joking!

All this work to find a rich man.

You found Wilson, but "no sparks"?

No, we don't have that...

Magic.

Magic?

The goal is a rich man.

What magic?

What's wrong with you?

It's that.

Feeling you get.

When you spin and lose.

Balance and direction.

Understand?

Drink tequila.

Touch an electrical outlet.

It's the same feeling.

Don't set a bad example.

Okay, sorry.

Deep truths simply.

Let's use the deepest one

I may meet someone

I like, who is rich and handsome.

How deep?

The book says, many qualified ones.

Are in first-class cabins on planes.

Plus after a long flight.

Boredom breeds romance.

Where do you want to fly to?

Somewhere.

Romantic, artistic.

With lots of cute guys.

And that is

Milan!

First Class is this way.

Coach is over there.

Would you like a drink?

No. Thank you.

Sir, this is your seat.

Incredible!

- Hi! - Hi!

- Hi! - Hi!

- Want to play? - Sure.

Play what?

Something fun.

Cheers!

- Mama mia! - Really?

You're cute.

Stop it.

Will you marry me?

Are you all right?

Fine.

You're the one.

- Hi! - Hi!

Damn you! Stop that!

Where is your seat?

Here.

This is my wife's seat.

She's been standing one minute!

Let's see your ticket!

It's up front.

Look before you sit! Get up!

She's still standing.

Must she wait?

Ridiculous!

Sitting by me!

Wrong seat again?

No, it's right.

How rude.

Yes, boors are everywhere.

You alone?

Going to Milan?

You, too?

Yes.

Something to drink?

Would you like a drink?

A drink.

Iced Ovaltine, please.

We don't have that.

A Grape Fruit Juice.

It's canned, how about.

Some freshornjuice?

Oh, my God!

This is ridiculous!

I can't stand it!

It's "fresh orange juice".

Not much difference.

It's a huge difference.

What horrible service.

It hurts my ears!

For example, say.

Beef jerky.

Beefjerky.

No...

Can't make jerky with bees.

It's "beef

sherky".

For example, again.

Dried Mangoes.

Dy

I'll get your drink.

Sorry, was I too insistent?

But I...

No, I don't like.

Slurred words, either.

Your accent is interesting.

I'm from Hubei.

But educated at Oxford.

So my accent is... different.

And you?

Stanford.

- Really? - Yes

Oxford, Stanford, both "ford"โ™ช!

What coincidence!

I'm Chris

Christopher?

No.

It's Christmas

I want every day to be happy as Christmas.

So I changed my name.

Or you can call me Mas.

Not Mars, Mas.

Mi.

Hello.

What a sweet smile.

Excuse me, Mi

I want to go the toilet.

Bingo!

Rich and cute.

And sleeping together already.

What?

I said, why are you going to Milan?

On business?

I don't have to work for a living.

I enjoy my life.

I travel all over to visit churches.

Europe's 3rd biggest church is in Milan.

Called Duomo.

You know it, I'm sure.

Yes, the Duomo.

Why do you visit churches?

It's beautiful!

Mi!

Why do you visit churches?

Because I want to choose.

The perfect one for.

My wedding.

You're engaged?

No.

Girlfriend?

No.

How strange.

Don't men fear marriage?

I can't wait.

But I want it to be.

Alaise and forever.

That's "always".

Always!

I want to go shopping.

Good idea.

Then a great meal.

Where's my wallet?

Stolen.

Can't be!

Mine's gone, too.

That man bumped into us.

Should we report this?

Yes, let's call Hong Kong.

My assistant will handle it.

Let's go.

Hi, Dad?

Yes, I'm in Italy.

It's beautiful but cold.

This is a collect call.

So talk for at least 3 minutes.

All right.

Before I left

I put some veggies in the fridge.

CEO? Yes, those stocks...

Hold 2 lots, sell 2 lots.

What?

What do you talking about?

Keep the cash flow at.

At $246 million.

Are you all right?

You were talking about veggies.

Right!

Fire them all, tomorrow.

Just do as I say.

That's all, then.

Done.

Should we get replacement cards?

What's the rush?

Let's play a game.

What game?

A penniless life.

That's not fun.

We're both rich.

We've been here many times.

Yes, but...

And everywhere nearby.

Yes.

So.

All right.

If I hadn't met you on the plane

I wouldn't have known where to go.

Let's play.

Let's go.

Stand there.

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

Let me see.

Here.

A kaleidoscope!

Use this.

This?

Too bad our wallets are gone.

Never mind.

This is the fam ous.

Panino.

With ham, cheese, lettuce...

Delicious!

You sound like a documentary.

Of course

I'm hungry.

Let's get the replacement card.

No.

We're having so much fun!

But I'll starve.

In an alien land.

You won't.

Look!

Don't tell me.

You're using that old movie device.

You play guitar?

So crude?

Watch me!

How crude!

Want to have a coffee?

Over there? Okay

I'll be here, okay?

Okay.

Mi

I'll play, you dance.

We'll make a fortune.

You go ahead.

Me?

No one wants to watch me.

You do it

I can't.

Flamenco is easy.

Like this.

Try it

1, 2, 3, 4!

Like this?

Be serious.

No one is paying

I said I can't dance.

Try again

1, 2, 3, 4!

Someone paid?

Forget it.

You must be desperate

I'll help a fellow Chinese.

Thank you.

That's not enough for a panino.

Miss Designer Clothes wants a panino?

Sorry.

Quiet.

It's not enough for 2.

You're worse!

This is all I have.

Thank you.

We'll take it.

Food!

Well?

Great!

We had enough for 2.

Where's yours?

For you!

You bought a gift instead?

I never said I like it

I like it.

I want to give you what I like.

How cute of you.

It's a happier world through this.

Even I look better.

Handsome!

Aren't you hungry?

I'm full from watching you.

Here -Thanks.

You okay?

Fine.

Let's sit on the bench.

Okay

I'll massage you.

Thanks.

I've observed that.

Your spine is maligned.

With the lifting I do.

What?

Weights, at the gym.

Right here!

Hard enough?

Harder.

Okay!

Use your elbow.

You're tough.

Cry out if you like.

It excites me.

It feels great!

Do my head, too.

Sure.

Relax.

Clear you mind

I wish I could.

Do me a favor.

Think for me from now on.

I must think about that.

I don't want to be casual.

It's fine, we're not that close.

Then...

Okay!

I'll think for you.

I feel so loved.

Like a princess.

If so, am I your...

Imperial Eunuch?

What do you think?

Do you like this?

It's great!

Good morning -Good morning.

Let's go.

What's wrong?

My legs are asleep.

Let's go

I'll pound them for you.

Better?

Great

I'll help you.

Okay -Let's go.

Slow down.

Okay.

It's beautiful!

Glass slippers are impractical.

You can't use or eat them.

But everyone wants them.

Just like love.

You feel that way, too?

You like them? They're yours.

They're very expensive.

How beautiful they will be.

On you at your wedding.

The most important part of a wedding.

Is who stands next to you.

You are disgusting.

Yes, I am.

No kissing allowed?

So conservative?

What's up?

Sorry...

Me... mine...

Thank you!

Is anything missing?

No.

You?

No.

Let's celebrate.

My treat.

No, mine.

Let's go.

Yes -My treat.

I'm so full!

It was great!

Now we need a place to sleep.

Let's go.

Hundred, thousand...

The bill is over 20 million.

That's over HK$70,000.

You can't get that in Hong Kong.

Of course.

What?

I only have small change.

The rest must be stolen.

Mi, can you?

I don't have the cash.

Use your credit card.

I just reported the loss.

I need to talk.

Yes?

I'm not rich.

I read this book.

On how to catch a rich man.

You may be angry.

But no matter what.

I really like you.

It's okay

I'm glad you're so honest.

I like you, too.

And hope to be with you.

But I don't understand.

Why I have the same book?

The men's version?

What do you do?

I'm a mechanic.

I deliver propane.

At this point.

We must resolve this bill.

I promised I would think for you.

Wait here.

No matter how

I'll be back with the money.

You won't abandon me?

Leave the thinking to me.

Okay.

Come back soon.

Wait here.

He won't be back.

Telephone?

Hello, credit card center?

I need your help.

Sorry, Miss.

You're over your limit.

But I'm alone in Italy.

Can't you help?

But our company policy...

In your ads you say.

You'd help in accidents abroad.

In accidents.

We will, but.

Our ads say.

Accidents are skiing mishaps,

Emergency illness,

Lost luggage, but not.

Inability to pay a restaurant bill.

And such a high one.

You don't know what happened!

I met a man I liked on a plane.

We're happy together.

I thought he was rich.

But he isn't.

But it doesn't matter

I lied to him, too.

Just as I felt like a princess, he left.

I'm deeply sorry about that.

But our company policy

I'll loan it to you personally.

Thank you.

Pay me back at 2% over prime.

Make sure you do!

It's quite fair.

"He brings me joy."

"He makes me cry."

"Love's live a fairy tale."

"Moves me and fills me."

"I'd die for love."

"Give it all I have"

"I'll play my part."

"Reality's sad."

"The poor princess."

"Deluded by the glass slippers."

"She never meets the prince."

"The slippers don't exist."

"Love's an illusion."

"For fairy tale chasers."

Freshornjuice?

I've just been shorn.

"I pray for God's help."

"Let me see them."

"And try them on."

"Let me kiss the prince."

"Even if it's a dream."

I had to run!

How cruel!

We were poor and poorer.

What else could I do?

TRUE

We put our money together.

To help you find a rich woman.

But you found her instead.

Good thing you left in time.

You must not have used.

The English I taught you

I did, almost choked to death.

Forget it.

Such bad luck.

Mas.

You're desirable.

Why go abroad?

You can get it here

I can't do that.

Stick to your goal.

In this economy.

You need a rich backer.

Since I've been with Jenny.

My life is better.

Since I've been with Jane

I have a new home.

Fatty took me shopping.

Look, a Praha wallet.

I have a Perraer, look.

It's Cartier.

Right.

With diamonds.

Forget it.

You can think for yourself.

Youth fades.

Find someone rich.

To care for you.

It's good.

There's a "Dancing Queen" at Club 258.

Incredible face and body.

And she's rich, and fussy.

We'll go with you soon.

But you must be smart.

Think of us, too.

You must repay our loan.

We have more cars to test.

Hurry.

Coming!

I miss Mi.

She must hate me.

Explaining would be useless.

I'm not rich.

Even dogs ignore me.

"Riding the wind purposely."

"Found a landing spot."

"There you are waiting."

"Waiting for me."

"I dash downward."

"Either toilsomely".

"Or lazily."

"Same target."

"From the air."

"Things look like poker cards".

"Should you vanish"

"I'd fall to pieces."

Call her if you want.

Go on.

"And kiss you dearly."

"Then I'd have lived".

"Forever."

"Should accidents prevail."

"And I'm ocean-bound."

"Your passionate eyes."

"Sleepless."

"Sceptical".

"Disturbed."

I must buy her a "Strong Wife".

Does it work?

I don't know.

But the ad says.

"Face it quietly,"

"and bravely."

"You're like the sky."

"And I'm the wind."

"Drifting and drifting."

"Out of balance"

"I'm neither confident."

"Nor special".

"But with your love"

"I'm brave".

"From the air."

"Things look like poker cards".

So much junk food.

Mi has been jilted.

She'll only eat these.

- Really? - Yes.

You're big.

You're not small.

I head Mi has been jilted.

And is like a junkie!

No.

Hold the phone.

Sure.

You're dressed too warmly.

Uncle D.

What is it?

I hear Mi is a junkie, and suicidal

I'll suicide you!

You okay?

Daughter.

What happened?

Mi!

Mi!

I'm glad you're here

I'm out of propane at home.

So I'll buy some

I might as well give.

My business to my friend.

Thanks.

You look terrible.

Where is your car?

I'll take it there.

Are you all right?

Your boyfriend?

Your girlfriend?

Just friends

I'm carrying it for her, okay?

We're in no hurry.

Haven't been to a village in a while

I want to walk around.

Be careful in your.

High heels.

TRUE

We'll just sit and chat.

Hey, anything to drink?

They're so rude.

I know!

Let's beat them up.

We can't.

They are guests.

Get someone else to do it.

Soda?

Help yourselves.

I don't let her have soda.

Go ahead -Thanks.

Drink up.

So you can go.

No, my home has just been sprayed.

You know, it takes the smell.

A long time to go away.

In a 4,000 square-foot home

4 of up, perfect for mah-jong.

Great!

I don't know how.

Just play.

So slow

8 Bamboos

9 Coins?

I have 3 triples!

Be careful.

Mi

1 Coin? Mine!

3 triples, last tile!

I just dropped it.

That's Taiwan rules.

No going back.

But we're playing Cantonese rules.

It's the same.

You must be quick.

To claim your tiles.

You must pay our losses.

What were you doing?

You did this to yourself.

You forced me to play

I'm paying your losses.

So shut up.

You are stupid -So dumb

I was waiting for a Character tile.

Why did you discard a One Coin?

I almost won.

Too dumb to play.

Let's beat them up now.

Calm down.

Give them more soda -Yes.

How's your phlegm?

Wilson?

- Wilson? - Wilson?

Wilson?

Wilson...

Are you Uncle?

He called me Uncle!

I want...

To buy propane?

We have fresh cans -Thanks

I came to see Mi.

Mi.

Please.

Sit.

My dad.

Hello, Uncle

Wilson...

My old classmates.

Hi!

You must be MT.

Call me M.

Playing mah-jong?

Yes.

Join us

I don't play.

Come on

I don't play -Come on

I don't play mah-jong.

What's the bet?

3 Bamboo

I don't think so.

Quiet, let Mi play.

Leave this, or this.

Or claim that.

Mi has 3 triples, she's winning.

Careful.

Two Bamboos Open Kong.

I picked a 3 Bamboos.

Amazing.

That's the wrong call.

You're crazy

I need 2 Bamboos and you called Open Kong.

Don't you know how to play?

You just discarded 3 Bamboos.

She's crazy!

She doesn't know how to play!

I quit!

Great.

Uncle, I'm Wilson.

Stay for dinner.

Just a shitty little meal.

Thanks.

You should eat out.

Come.

Okay?

Sure.

Let's go.

Are you all right?

I didn't think Mi.

Was so capable.

Why brag about minor things?

Then, our land deal.

Don't worry.

We can have the whole city.

Bye!

When did you get a nose ring?

Just now, in the bathroom.

It hurts.

Don't be shy.

Go hunting, shopping.

"Dancing Queen" will be here soon.

At that time.

Don't think of dignity.

But of yourself, and our money.

We'll watch out for you.

Sorry, it's too crowded.

Are you alone?

Nice legs.

He's on his way.

"Dancing Queen" is here.

Not bad.

Make your move.

Hurry, before anyone else.

Hurry.

Help!

Let's go.

So soon?

Mi!

Are you all right?

Fine.

Don't go! Mi!

You know him?

No.

No?

We'll eat these wings.

Close up shop.

And sleep.

You're a good buddy.

With me when I'm sad.

Good thing I didn't explain.

Mi's with Wilson now.

He suits her.

I'm old and poor.

We'd make her life hard.

She must be so happy.

That's good.

You said you don't like men dancing.

What happened in Italy?

Why did you abandon me?

So what if I did?

Nothing wrong with that.

What?

We like rich people.

It's good you're with Wilson.

Congratulations.

In the mood for barbecue?

Why not?

Hungry? Have one.

Yes, I did it to myself.

Fine!

Your kaleidoscope; You liked it.

Fine.

Don't misunderstand.

I didn't.

Will you ask me in?

Why?

Very direct!

When my friend saw you.

She was very unhappy.

What the hell?

Very direct!

I like direct people.

I don't want her to be unhappy.

Take this cheque.

Don't make her unhappy.

I'm not buying love.

When she's happy, I'm happy.

Bye.

Wait!

Yes?

Can you put my name on it?

My forgetful secretary.

To the company, or to you?

My name.

Which is?

Christmas Yan -Christmas Yan?

Mr. Yan, you're from...

Hubei.

- Hubei? - Yes.

Hello. I'm Wilson.

- Mr.? - Yan.

- From? - Hubei!

Mi.

Marry me.

What are you doing?

Putting on the ring.

Stand up.

Asking for her hand in daylight?

How can she agree.

In front of everyone?

Seal it with a kiss.

Out village is peaceful.

Blessed and beautiful.

Does Wilson suit me?

He's not bad.

But no sparks.

Be patient.

Overcome it.

When's the banquet?

How many tables?

1st, I hope to fix my own company

4th, I'm concerned about our youth.

About our village.

Yes -Like this?

- Yes! - Speak!

I hope we improve.

Ourselves.

Play badminton

I will.

He's drunk -Get the pen!

Can I have your.

Autograph?

Sure.

Here.

Uncle

I can't sign a land sales contract.

He's not drunk.

Intoxicate him!

Drink!

Quiet!

Where's your car?

I need a life line.

Tell me, you be quiet.

Our youth should raise their competitiveness.

Set their sights far.

To compete in China.

Come out!

Come out!

Out of the way!

Hi!

What are you doing?

How dare you!

I fed you wings and you betrayed me?

You...

Why did you give me glass slippers?

You asked why

I gave you what I like.

So I'm giving you what you like.

Where did you get the money?

Your friend.

Forced a cheque on me

I had to take it.

But I'll repay him in installments.

What does this mean?

Mi.

Mi.

Don't go.

Listen to me

I've thought it out

I don't want you to be unhappy.

There is a reason why.

I didn't return for you.

I was going to rob someone.

But they're bigger than I.

And I was afraid.

So I decided to beg.

But couldn't evoke pity.

So I took off my clothes.

To look more pathetic.

But the police came.

It's hot! It's hot!

And took me away.

So I couldn't go back.

Really?

Yes.

Why didn't you tell me?

I don't want you to regret anything.

I can't even afford.

To fix my washing machine.

If you're with me.

You'd have to do laundry by hand.

And I can't afford lotions.

Soon you'll have "Housewife Hands".

Mi.

You can't be a princess with me

I can't make you happy.

Princesses can have "Housewife Hands".

Then can we be together.

Alaise and forever?

It's "always".

Always and forever.

Did you get naked?

Down to my underpants.

How did you get to the police station?

Walked.

How long?

15 minutes, I was freezing.

Why didn't you pull up your pants?

I was handcuffed.

I couldn't understand the policeman.

So I didn't dare move.

In case he shot me.

Where's Mi?

What is it?

Nothing.

It looks like her.

Nothing.

It is her!

You're wrong!

Let's drink -It's really Mi!

Excuse me.

What is it?

Up ahead, hurry.

Congratulations, how do you feel?

- They're shooting TV. - What is it?

- Congratulations! - Say something.

Everyone wants to know about you.

What's going on?

What's happening?

Mi, do you like Mas's hair?

Or cut that?

Looks good! Congratulations.

To us?

Yes!

You had been selected by our company.

We've filmed the whole process.

Others have received this book.

But never has anyone.

Given up money for love.

I admire you!

He means you.

We've filmed your story for a reality show.

But I need to buy your rights.

For $10 million

$10 million?

$10 million?

Excuse me.

I'm Uncle D, their manager.

Let's talk about this

$10 million is not enough.

How much do you want?

Start with $500 million.

Let's talk.

We'll follow.

I will marry a rich man!

And I, a rich woman!

We're both rich.

Why don't we...

We should.

Wife.

How many kids do you want?

None.

But you love kids

I do

I didn't say I'd have any.

No.

Then I'll force you to!

No -Will you have children?

No -How many?

Welcome to "Marry a Rich Man".

Before we introduce Mas and Mi.

It's starting.

We spoke to some of their friends.

My daughter married a rich man.

Because she lives in Harmony Village.

Temperate climate, great feng-shui.

Suitable for all major developers.

Even if you don't buy land.

Take home some propane as a souvenir.

My fortune was right.

Do you want kids?

Let's watch the show.

She did marry a rich man.

If she can marry rich.

So can I

I'm so excited.

Do you want kids?

In a moment.

Who are you?

Why are you here?

From which paper?

Are you paparazzi?

Turn it off!

It's not me, I love my wife

I love mine

I didn't

I only visit proper massage parlors.

Turn it off.

Or we'll beat you up.

Do you want kids?

Are you safe?

Yes.

Boy or girl?

Whichever.

How many times?

Up to you.

You have a huge stomach!

No, this is muscle!

It's ugly.

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