Original subtitles

Need a hand?

Nah

Mom?

She's not home

Mom?

Yap, it's clear

Happy Birthday

to you

Happy Birthday

to my baby

Happy Birthday

to you

Happy Birthday

No...

Don't

I'm gonna go if you don't stop

Then help me

What?

Why that smirk?

It's all wrinkly

Oh man

That's how it is

C'mon

No big deal

STOP

C'mon

I'm really gonna leave if you don't stop

Oh c'mon

You don't listen, do you

Isn't it my "Happy Birthday"?

I'm sorry, babe

Why you boys all gotta be like this

Happy Birthday

Hey, Jiao-Jiao

Hey, Jiao-Jiao

Chen ZuLie

Chen ZuLie

Both of you

Report to the principal's office later

You peeping tom!

You smack my head?

Stop messing around

Give me give me

You want it?

-Hmm -Of course I could give this to you

but what am I getting in return?

I'll give you whatever you want

I’ll give you this first then

Hey, is she doing the thing for you?

Fuck off, dude

Nah

We haven't, yet

You guys haven't sealed the deal?

Oh my poor little bro

You have to choose a Christian

Hmm nah...

I can help you

put a couple of shots in her

They say

Girls with black bras are sluttier

Girls with black bras are sluttier

What the heck is inside your brain, man

You better keep your mouth shut when she comes over later

That's that!

I'm bored

What are you guys doing later?

What's the plan?

Cyber café?

MTV?

Nah

How about... some Haagen-Dazs

Go for Haagen-Dazs?

Ya

Let's go get some ice-cream, yes?

Ice-cream~

Cool, let's go, and we go get some Haagen-Dazs

Earlier in class

I understood nothing

Absolutely nothing

Can you please teach me math?

But I got dinner plans with my parents

Holy, I just snapped a picture of a big fat ass

Shit

Freaked the shit outta me, too

Bullshit, this is...

Wait up...

This looks the same as yours...

It's just my forearm, woooh

Stop bullshitting around, man

I had you!

-Did I? -It's so fake!

I had you!

Absolutely not!

I had you!

There's no way you snapped that on the street...

It's MY ass!!

This is the bike station

... this is Mr. Handsome Chen ZuLie

... and this is Big D

Big D is ALWAYS taking so long

because he's always spanking the monkey...

so he's slow in real life...

-Dude, fuck off. -...lost all his finger strength...

Stop spreading rumors on the internet, man

So you don't?

Oh just stfu, please. monkey spanker, monkey spanker

Dumbass

Please stop bullshitting

You hear his shit?

Here, take this

Officer Wei

please don't gimme the ticket

What did you call me?

I meant sir officer

Please don't write me a ticket

You know I have to...

You're on the spot!'

Everyone else cleared the street but you...

Can't you just take a few things and let...

Don't do that, don't do it

Please

that ticket's gonna take my day's earning

I gotta write one ticket for today, too

Please don't write me the ticket

Please just let me write you one ticket

Okay

I got evaluations

So where are you going tomorrow?

Tomorrow...?

You're so bad...

Here

It's great

And you're watching the latest Susie Blue

...nose ring

...western eyebrows

It's tight!

Black is

Black

And you're gonna have to find a boyfriend...

to lick off the black ink on your teeth

It's the half-half show

See that?

Oh this side is off-limits

and this is what we all want

Isn't it?

To be girls filled with all this confidence

Oh for real?

Where?

Yah I see

That'll be all mom

I'm gonna hang up

Thanks mom

Shit, Chen Zulie, what the hell you doing?

Fuck

you...

That's my freakin jersey

My mom bought me that jersey

You...

Stop doing that to the thing!

Oh my freaking jersey!!

Dude man, you fucking idiot!

Did you just fucking cum on my jersey?

You motherfucker

What the hell are you doing, man

You want your jersey back?

Give it

-Give it? -You give it back right now!

Susie Blue signing off, see you tomorrow~

Bye bye

Just amazing

I would bang her, no questions asked

You would?

I would

You really could?

Can't you see this sturdy hardwood?

I just came but I can still Bang Bang

How about this one?

Oh man

She's got big tits

The tits are big, but...

She's way too old

Well, this one's not old

Man she looks so pretentious

Goddamn

Why you being so high maintenance？

You listen to me now

My grandfather...

My grandfather, you know...

He's a famous Chinese doctor

He says

If a boy, by the age of 18...

doesn't release the man essence

he's gonna have a problem with his D

It's won't be a baseball bat

just a soft noodle

That's all

You bullshitting me?

I kid you not!

My grandpa told me

It's gotta be on your birthday

You can wait

but your man essence can't

So, it has to be the day?

What else?

You wanna be like this?

You want this? Or this?

I want...

THIS

Ok yeah

I get you, bro

I'm gonna find you a great birthday present

Say hello

Who has better nipples?

-What do you guys think? -Stop filming my nipples!

My brother here,

and he even comes with a factory seal

Quit filming, man

Ladies and gentlemen, The Virgin

Any ladies out there interested in turning him into a man?

I'm not a virgin, okay?

I have a girlfriend

You're not a virgin

Yep

Stop lying, bro

Be careful!

-Get ready to turn into a man! - Turn it off Chen ZuLie

Open it!

Hi Lishu

No way I could forget about you ZhiTeng

of course I remember

Stop messing, man

Hello sister Wonderland

Are you older than us?

Lemme see

Oh for real

Lemme see man

Let me tell you

There's only one

Virgin

But two studs

C'mon lemme check it out

Let me check it out first

Virgin dick of his

UH!

Growing like a fire

-AH! -Moron

Are you sure about this?

You'll do this for him?

Hey girl

I added you sister

Bye bye

Got a message

Really?

Yah

Who is it?

Wonderland

Open the message

Wonderland

Is it that beautiful sister earlier?

I think so

Hurry up, man

What's the hurry

Let's check it out

Check it out...

Damn

Shiiiit

Even I'm turned on now

This will do?

It still feels a bit weird for me...

IT FEELS A BIT WEIRD?

Naw man

Aren't you afraid of a honey trap?

Dude, you ever got tricked hanging with me?

The first should be saved for that special someone

Oh your special someone

Yah

This?

Fuck

You are so freakin sick

Who left this behind last night?

Who was riding with me last night?

You pervert

Is that gonna help you?

My little Big D

Man

Your bro doesn't have your back

C'mon man

He's not gonna cover for you

and your man essence is getting ruined

and won't be a baseball bat

Like this cigarette

you're gonna be a soft noodle

and then...

Dude, you're an idiot

Damn I broke the cig

(You two little virgin are so cute)

(Can't wait to meet you both)

Booty is called

Oh yeah

You ass

My bro's gonna lose his virginity tonight

Baseball bat

You really sent the message?

This will be your future

Baseball bat

Virgin no more

Miss pretty

Stop it

You idiot

Hard D over here

Hard D over here

Hard D over here

C Cup

D Cup

C Cup

Z Cup

E Cup

Z Cup

Be right back

What are you doing in our room?

What you mean by "your room"?

This is my dad's room

We're all adults here

Respect our privacy, yes?

Aren't you afraid that this could be a trap?

A trap for what?

Honey trap

You think they're gonna trap you Big D?

I'm worried about catching a disease

Not when you got the safety gloves

Welcome...

Our room is Luxury Pleasure 222

Mr. Yang

Identification?

ID

Mine?

Yours!

Handsome man

Remember to check out before 11:30 AM

but if you need more time

we charge by the hours

Thanks

Oh damn!

-Why did you give out my ID? -Goddamn boy!

Why are we using my ID?

Goddamn boy!

There's a birthday discount

Really?

Yeah

You mix this in the red wine

and this will get your D hard up

This is for entry

Is this flour?

Does flour do this?

Can it do this?

Can flour make you do this?

and make you...

Feel this?

Feel all this awesomeness?

Feel all this awesomeness?

Hmm...

Hey miss XiShi

You haven't paid up your area cleaning fee

You're gonna pay by the QR code?

or by cash?

and of course...

we accept credit cards, too

hey mister

I've already made a deal with Brother Qiu

if I'm not in the inner area, I don't needa pay!

You got a problem with us?

I've never heard of this area to be tax-free

Fat ass

and Brother Qiu is on the run now

so, you ain't covered by no rules now

Fuck off

You better watch your mouth

Fuck your mother fucking ass

Fuck off

This lady's got some fight in her

Let's go

Oh I can tell just by your looks

You're a virgin, huh?

Fuck off

Fuck off

What you looking at?

Get lost

Hey virgin

What?

Answer the door

Answer it, GO

Happy birthday

to you

Happy birthday

I wanna do

this

OK yeah

I get you, bro

This will be your future

Baseball bat

I calculated the dates

It's a full moon today

perfect for an intimacy exchange

Hello

How are you?

Can I ask your name?

I'm just a pebble in this vast universe

Names are so meaningless

I just want to know

who I'm giving my first time to

I'm from the House of Wonderland

I'm from the House of Wonder Land

I'm the CEO, Wonderland

Land

as in Wonderland

Also as in just... land

Put down your things

This is a special service for virgin

I'm gonna show you a good time

Thai Spa

It's okay

It's really okay

You don't have to

This is Taiwan

I'll shower myself

You really don't want it? It's free of charge

It's okay

Really

I'll be fast

remember to wash it clean

Okay

and don't be spanking no monkey

No, I won't

You like this?

I chose this dress

It's pretty

Take off the robe

Underwear too

You want to play?

I like to play, too

Sorry

I...

I'm normally not like this

Now that's some Big D

it's all in the mouth

it's alright

Consider this a trial

I'm gonna give you another try

I promised you the deepest blue of the ocean

so I WILL take you there

Lady

Lady

Lady

Lady

Lady

Lady

Chen ZuLie

Fuck! Why did you call me by my real name?

Look!!

Lady!!

LADY!!

FUCK!! Is your cum poisonous?

LADY!!

Siri, how do you cure an OD?

FUCK!!

Hello?

We need an ambulance

Yes

What the hell?

What the hell, man?

I'm calling an ambulance

Call an ambulance!!

Did he hear what you say?

I don't know

We have to call an ambulance

Is she dead, man?

I brought the drugs, dude

We just did drugs

No

What's that?

Did you just cum?

Your cum is on her

Just wipe it all clean

Clean it up and let's get outta here

Get everything and get the fuck out!!

Hurry up

Wait wait wait

No. Thats not right.

What? No. Thats not right.

There are security cameras in the motel

They've got us on camera

And that guy saw our faces

And there's your...

your ID is used for registration

Just say she brought the drugs

No one is gonna believe that we are innocent

Lady, we're gonna pick up your phone

(Mommy)

She's got kids

That was her kid?

Mr. Yang

Mind if I come in?

Why are you inside my room?

Sorry about this

The front desk received a call from your room

asking for an ambulance

Anybody hurt?

I cut my arm earlier

and my friend called

but I'm actually okay

Well...

I'm fine

Well as long as you're okay

But since I'm already here

mind if I come fix the intercom?

No need

Because... because...

because my friend he's...

he's naked!

so it's not really ideal now

Speaking of the naked boy

Ooh that's, then...

You can check a bit I guess...

It's okay

It's okay

Please enjoy your stay

but please don't prank call us again, okay?

Oh wow, is he shit-talking now?

Is he gonna call the cops?

He won't do that

What if the cops...?

He doesn't know

he knows nothing

Go clean up your stuff first

I'm gonna get us outta this

OK?

C'mon

Now...

I'll clean up the stuff

and...

and I'll figure it out

just wait

I really...

really really want to...

go on an island tour~!

Yeah, let's go on an island tour

but we're missing something...

We don't have a ride

We got no ride

so...

is there any pretty lady

that wants to go with two goo looking studs-...

on to a passionate island tour together?

An island tour

If your ride is those...

bigger car...

A van

A van… yeah

Then we could all rest in the back

Drink some wine

play some cards

Cards sound awesome

Sing and drink

Singing would be awesome

What do you say?

Girls

Upload a picture of

your beautiful car

and a beautiful picture of yourself

I have made my request clear, have I?

What the hell are all these?

I made the request clear, didn't I?

is my Mandarin bad or something?

Why the hell are these all motor bikes?

Wait a minute

This

Yes yes yes

This is the...

the afternoon one...

Fat girl~

Her ride seems to be big

and she seems to be a bit dumb

She's one of my biggest fans

Motel?

Hi

Oh, it's Big D in the flesh~

Hello?

Hi

Let's go

So where's the man of the wind?

He's inside

Okay

This place is wonderful

Beautiful, isn't it?

There's some weird bird cages

He's right inside

Oh

Hi

Are you okay?

This is for you

Another bottle

Thanks

I got no fucking clue how to tell her

What are you two doing?

He's crying...

What's wrong

What's going on?

What is that...?

Miss

-Your name is XiShi? -Yes

What do you think about this?

Is she alright?

This is a very simple prank

We have a dead person right here...

and we want to see your reaction

I knew it!

You devil

Go ahead and touch her chest

There's no heartbeat

Why?

I wanted to help my brother lose his virginity

and I brought some drugs with me

and this lady snorted them...

She even has a son

If the lady dies

then I've ruined two lives

Wait a second

So why did you guys call me over?

What kind of game is this?

I don't want to go to jail

You won't go to jail

I'm the one who's going to jail

I don't want to go to jail

This is the solution that I got

I'll do the time alone

Hey I'm sorry

I was trying to cook up a plan

and I was trying to dump the body

that's where you come in

Get outta here

If the police come, they're gonna question you

You want me to dump the corpse for you right?

I'm gonna call the police now

I'm going to jail

I don't want to go to jail

Fine

I don't want to go to jail

Okay

What's the location you got planned?

I don't want to go to jail

Really?

Let's go

You're going to help us get rid of the body?

Move her yourself

Don't move. Don't be scared

Don't rush

Hurry, get going

Hurry

Keep it low

Sista

Sista Big Tits

Lady

Watch your manners

Get moving

Follow me sis

Damn

Goddamn Chen ZuLie

Red light!

You're gonna die!!

Ghost Rida!!

Big D

Can you warn me before you rip a fart?

It stinks

It does stink, I smell it, too

Warning before you rip, please?

I didn't fart, man

It wasn't me

It stinks, where's that smell coming from?

Could it be her?

It stinks, man

Lemme spray some on you

Look over here

Hey boss

Boss

BOSS

WHAT!

Do you have any incense?

They're sold out!

Fuck, he didn't even check

Want some snacks? I'll get it.

Anything. Up to you.

Chen ZuLie

The store that's selling ZongZi

They got a new girl. Not bad at all

Really?

Seriously

Do you need a bag?

There's been a lot of brats lately

They ride their motorcycle ruthlessly

and they always knee their turns

dreaming that they're in MOTO GP

Thinking they're immortal

That's because they've never wrecked

Wreck once, they'll be scared

Hey man, there's a car parked over there

There's something on the license plate

Go check it out

Hello ma'am

Where you headed this late?

License and registrations, please?

Yes

What's your name?

Wang XiShi

XiShi? (Chinese version of Cleopatra)

Are you for real?

Oh, nah partner

This isn't pronounced (xi)

It's (xi)

Wang (xi)Shi, right?

Xu XiYuan, Xu XiTi

SOS

Oh man, c'mon

You ever watched KangXiLaiLe?

This is pronounced (xi)

Oh, right

How come it smells like alcohol

You been drinking?

No

Nada

It reeks of alcohol

Dude

Check out the back

There's someone lying there

Come look

Miss XiShi

Can you step out of the car for a second?

-Chen ZuLie -Fuck

Who is this and why is she in the back?

That's my god sister

She...

her husband has been having an affair

so she asked me to come drink with her

so we went drinking at the beach

I'm the driver, I didn't drink

No wonder it reeks of alcohol

Is she drunk?

Yeah

Have you been drinking?

Not me

I'm the driver

The Brad Pitt of HuaLian

Get her a breathalyzer

Okay

Excuse me, Miss Wang

could you blow into this for me?

Blow it, please.

Any alcohol?

No

no trace of alcohol

I didn't drink

Can you show me the ID?

I've already shown you my ID

Hers

Oh, okay...

What's her name?

Wonderland

Wonder Land

What a coincidence

I met someone with an English name yesterday

Her name was Tu ShuLee

and with her husband's surname

Her husband's surname was also Wan

so her name was Wan-Tu-Shulee? (1-2-3?)

Hell yeah

And there's another Wonderland

Check this out

Is that blood?

Excuse me, could you come over here?

Could you come over here, miss?

Come over here first, please?

Okay? Walk over to this side, please

Thank you

Why is there blood here

Are you hurt?

Where are you hurt?

Do you need to go to the hospital?

I got them...

and who's this?

Your friend?

Oh, I'm... her boyfriend

Boyfriend

Why did you buy this?

you go the wrong one

I need the one over night extra pad

That's right...

Officers

I've been eatting weight lost pills

so my period isn't that stable

We went drinking at the beach

and... it just came out

Listen to me...

don't eat those weight loss pills

It's bad for your health

Also

it's really hard to clean off these mess

Alright, I know now

and don't put those stickers on your plate

The camera can still catch you

Alright, I understand

No stickers on the plate, got it?

And drive safe

Thank you

Let's roll

Did they suspect anything?

Almost pissed my pants

Well, she's looks less suspicious sitting here

Hey

Stop messing around

Don't spray man

I'm sorry

I'm a cop (Quote from "The Departed")

but who knows?

Damn

What the heck you guys doing?

Stop spraying

Chen ZuLie

Stop messing, man

In Hong Kong, we only have holiday fireworks

Not in Taiwan

So where are we going, anyways?

To an empty beach

Damn

And where the hell is that?

Best place to dump a corpse in Taiwan

Alright, the best ...

Turn that off

Siri's gonna call the police

Forgot to bring your brain with you?

A secret getaway at the beach

Alright, the below searches are the...

That's way too far...

The further the better

Yeah, the further the better

Chen ZuLie

Where is this place?

Fuck

Why are we here?

Keep it quiet

Were we on a wrong path?

Can you keep quiet?

Just keep driving

FUCK!!

What are you doing

She's moving, she's MOVING!

Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!!

Stop the car

You're freaking me out, man

You're freaking me out, man

Stop the car!

I'm stopping

what are you doing?

She touched me?

-She touched me! -Why are you screaming?

There's no way she touched you

How's that possible?

How can she still be alive?

What alive

How can she possibly be alive?

She touched me like this...

How can she possibly be alive?

Don't do that...

Alive?

Alive?

There's no breath at all

Nada, no breath at all

You wanna try yourself?

Get in the car

Get in the car

XiShi

What's your password

I need it for GPS

My phone's outta battery

I'm not trying to sneak in your phone

What's your password?

522

I can't hear you

What's your password?

It's 0522

Isn't that your birthday?

0522, so be it

Let's move

How long are you planning to stay?

Alright

Do you think she has a husband?

No

She seems to be of some age

Really?

I think she's a cougar

Not the kind that has a husband

but a real cougar

She's not the type that needs husbands

It's okay

Just gimme a second

I'm done, I'm done

What now?

Shit

Shit, what the hell, man

What is this

Fuck man, you're really...

Is this it?

Yes

This is where the GPS leads

It's really dark in front

Where are we?

Shut up

You get off first

Lady

I'm sorry about this

You don't know me

and I don't know you

Sorry about this

-Move her leg first -You got her?

Move her leg first

Hurry, hurry

Move her head

Hold her head, hurry

C'mon c'mon

OK?

Shit, a car

Shhh...watch out

Shit, get back

Move her back

Get over here Big D

Hurry

-Get your fucking ass over -Hurry

Pull her up quick

Hurry

Hurry

Beach cleanup of course!

That's cool

Look, there's a car over there

Yeah, why's there a car there

Are you guys here for the cleanup too?

Are you guys here to help, too?

Hi~

You guys wanna go together?

-Need a hand? -Hey Wang

-You need any help? -Your sis got really drunk

My sister got way too drunk

You guys

Come and help

Hey captain,

We got some volunteers here

Yeah

We need all the help we can get

to do our part for this beach

We have 3 new friends here...

They're here to help

What?

The beach cleanup up ahead

What happened?

What the fuck

You guys are our new friends

It's all good

You're late

You're late

Come down here and help

How is she?

We ARE here to help

C'mon, let's go, let's go

Go! Let's go together.

Gogogo

Gogo and gogo

Gogogo

Let's go

Watch your steps

Follow up

Does everybody know?

Mankind originated from the ocean

but with the increase of our population

and the growth of our technology

our evironments deterioates on daily basis

so bad that even our ocean is no longer clean

Good job boys

Put them in

Yes. How wonderful

A bit more here

Over here.

Thanks

What is this place, slow down

Here? You sure?

I'm sure it's a road

This road is awful

You sure?

The more awful the better

It's a dead end

No it's not

Check it out

It's someone's house

This should be alright

I'll get off first, okay?

How about it?

I'm going

Okay?

MUTHAFU...

Fuck

Forgive my intrution

My fellow travelers

appearing at this hour

You must be tired

Since you been guided here by God's Will

and since it's God's Will that guided you

Take a rest here

OK?

Can I charge my phone?

Your phone? Of course you may

Of course you can

Not only can you recharge your battery

you may cleanse the filth of your journey

Here

bring your luggage with you

Okay...

Here, this way

take your time

Bu... but...

Master

We don't have the...

The donation for the temple

It's alright

Like I said...

It's all a part of the plan

The gods have brought you here

I'll get the luggage

Let's move inside

Havn't turned off the car yet

Master

Here, come now

Go

Take your time

No need to panic

I'm not panicking

This way

The 4 of you could follow me

Just 3

Yes yes yes

3 of you would be the will of gods

4 of you would be the will of gods, too

Thank you, master

This way

This is our grand master

The one who built this temple

It wasn't easy to construct this temple over here

May this bring our gfellow travelers joy

Here

Make yourselves at home

I really need some alcohol

There's only the ritual cup out there

-NO way -Stop your crazy talk

We got booze in our car?

You guys forgot?

I could use some

Fine, I'll go

Thanks

Good boy

I'll be right back

Here

a toast to the weirdest night of my life

-Cheers -Cheers

Cheers

Last one needs to tend the car

Fuck

You're really a mofo, you know that?

I'm done with mine

You spilled them all

Nah, man, that's because of you

-You spill all of that -Go tend the car

Chop chop

That's soo not fair

-Feels soooo good -He's got like half a bottle

-What do you mean it's not fair -You saw that

It is fair

You had a head start about half of bottle

I started with a full bottle

How could that be fair?

Rock paper scissors?

-That's fair -Fuck

Rock paper scissors is fairest

You do this all the time

I'm not sleeping with a corpse

Aight, I was just kiddin...

I'm not talking to you right now

Me and you

Big D

Ok

I thought

Your balls...

Were like this!

but they're actually like this...

You don't even dare to rock paper scissors

C'mon

So you know now

This is the fairest way

You better not lose, man

I'm going with paper

What about you?

None of your business

He's too scared to tell me

-I'm not that stupid -He doesn't dare to tell me

Let's go

Rock paper scissors

YES

Go down and guard now

Don't be a sore loser

Best 2 out of 3

Fuck

Why are you such a mofo?

I was letting you win

Oh and how is that?

I said I was gonna go with paper

and I did go with paper

He doesn't get how this work...

Whenever you win

It's a win

but if you lose it's 2 outta 3

Why is that?

That's called "letting you win"

I'm not playing

You're always like this

Big D

That's a free win

that I gave you

you don't dare to continue?

What about this morning

when the cops came?

Just tend the car

so childish

Rock paper scissors

You lost

Strip...

One more time

You were slow

Are you a virgin

Are you?

Go up

I'll tend the car

Your loyalty is way off the chart

Who helps others like this?

Even if I don't put this corpse in this car today

there's gonna another one tomorrow

You a professional?

That's right

You're kidding, right?

The world runs the same with or without me

That's not true

If without you

If we didn't meet you

we would be dead

Your family?

Dunno

Gone?

Somewhere in the world

That's better than me

my family

is surely living like shit

Wanna know?

Go ahead

I didn't even tell Big D

My mom loved me

to a point that sometimes I feel

like it's an endless shower

When my parents seperated

I didn't really care

I've never seen them made love anyways

Later on

she met another person that needs her love

it was at then

I left hong kong

and came to Taiwan

because Hong Kong has its own Chen ZuLie

Nah, I'm just trying to say

if I were living in Hong Kong

I would probably be dead anyways

So, I know what's what

Can you help me lose my virginity?

Think about it

If someone dies without experiencing sex

How lame would that be?

So

The reason you joined us

is to have sex before you die?

That's dope

Do you wanna go back and get some rest?

still needa drive tomorrow

Take a shower or something

I'll tend the car

No island tour

Get your ass up

Island tour

When did we say that we want a island tour

But there's something missing

A van

Then we rest in the back

C'mon, get up

Get up

Get up

Get up

Hurry

Hurry

Damn it

We gotta go back to that beach

Get in the car

we gotta move our asses

Did you sleep with the lights on?

Yeah?

You a moron?

You're a moron

Why the hell did you sleep with the lights on?

Because I'm scared

Why? What?

I didn't start the car

didn't consume any fuel

Did the silver spoon got stuck in your mouth?

You're the silver spoon

I didn't turn on the motor

and that's exactly when it won't turn on now

I didn't turn on the engine, it drains the oil

What the hell?

STFU

Do I need to turn off the light?

I don't drive, I don't know about this

Turning on the lights would do this?

Why would you sleep with the light on?

OK, just stop, stop fighting

Are you picking on me right now?

Now what?

Let's move her off now

And?

I'll get someone with a cable

Hurry

Help me

Move it where

Well, start looking!!

Thank you

Thank you, master, thank you

It's the path of faith

Thank you

I wish you a safe travel

Thank you

What were you guys doing in the car?

What were you guys doing in the car?

I went and brought her a blanket

and told her to sleep in the room

I'll tend the car

What?

I saw everything

What did you see?

I'm asking you what did you see?

What?

You two were fucking next to the corpse

and that was okay with you?

Congratulations. You saw

So what?

What's that to you?

You know she's using you?

Are you an idiot?

How can you talk about her like this?

Someone helping us with something like this...

Is that really okay?

She's coming to you to lose her virginity

I know that

Are you this stupid?

She told me about that

I think it's fine, so what?

How did you know?

I saw it on her phone

So you look at someone else's phone

Yang Big D, you're less than a piece of shit...

Is that important?

That's really quite important

to learn that you're really a piece of shit...

that's really important to me

Fuck You, man, say that again?

Sure! To learn that you're a piece of shit...

That's really important to me

What?

I said it

You fucking with that fat chick

You're a piece of shit

You... you say that one more time

What about who?

You fucking with that fat chick

Fuck you. Motherfucking fuck

Fuck

Fuck you

Say that again

You piece of shit

So what that you got money

Your mom doesn't want you

What the fuck you say?

Go away

It's none of your business

Isn't this what you want?

Now you got to fuck

why don't you fuck off now?

Shut your fucking mouth

Fuck you

What do you mean it's not my business

The moment that I touched that corpse

it's my business

You fucking stupid little brat

You brain dead?

I'm already 18

I'm an adult

So what that you're 18

So what that' you're an adult?

18?

18 years old?

If you knew that once you're an adult

nothing good will ever happen to you

you'd wish you were never born

You think you're going to be together because you fucked?

He's gonna block you forever

(Today, I've...)

(seen the snowdrop in the cold night...)

You know this song?

I can sing it

(The cold heart floats far away)

(Forgive me running towards the freedom)

(Even with the fear of falling one day)

(while giving up hopes and dreams...)

(Is just something, not for me)

(there'll still be you and I)

(Hi)

(How come you didn't come to class?)

(Where'd you go?)

(Don't be mad)

(I just want us both to be ready for our first time)

There's a boat

You're gonna block me when we're back, right?

I guess this is it

Chen ZuLie

Damn

Is it good?

It's something!

What are you doing?

I'm taking a picture for her son

The fuck

What?

No wonder your friend left you

What does this have to do with anything?

Shit...

You really don't know what's going on?

What did I do wrong?

Your taking a picture of the dead mother

and sending it to her son?

Her son wouldn't know

I'll tell him that...

Her mom went to the beach

and he wouldn't know that she's already dead

Also

I can send her money

to her son

What money?

There's her ID right here

I'll send everything to her son

After this is over

Even if you don't block me

I'm gonna block you

What did I do?

You're sending her son

the money that you paid

to fuck her

so he would know

that she's a whore

and you're the one responsible for her death

You think that's being kind?

What do you say to your conscience

That's not what I meant

Whatever

Doesn't matter

Let's get this over with

Oh fuck

Go away

It's such a nice day today

and we're off the shore~

I surely am... the son of sunshine

and the son of the sea

Fuck, you're streaming?

We're half way done with our island tour

is this really the time to go live?

Where are we headed?

That's a secret

because I'm the ghost rida~

She's throwing up

Stop streaming

She's a dragon on the road, but not on water

Turn it off

TURN IT OFF

-TURN IT OFF -No, I won't

I'm not turning it off

TURN IT OFF

FUCK

Chen ZuLie

Chen ZuLie

Chen ZuLie

No matter what

we're bros for life

Alright?

Ghost rida~~

For life

Two brothers

What are you guys doing?

What happens after you lose virginity?

What happens after you lose virginity?

You become an adoot!

Adoot?

Adult!

Turn in to an adoot

Adoot?

To an adult!

That's what I said you turn into an adult.

That's what I said you turn into an adult.

To an adult!

Adult?