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- * SpongeBob *
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- * I'm off to summer camp *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * Through nature
I will tramp *
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- * SpongeBob
will have you screaming *
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- * While milk is streaming
right out of your nose *
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Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa,
whoa-whoa-whoa!
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Ahh! Ahh!
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* *
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- * SpongeBob *
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- * When nature's calling *
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* You'll see me hauling *
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* I'm hitting the trail *
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[light music]
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- Ye-oop!
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- SpongeBob!
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What you boys up to?
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- Ahh!
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Hi, Narlene.
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We're just doing
arts and crafts.
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I made a hugging sweater
for me and Patrick.
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[both grunting]
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- And I made a--
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a sweater ball.
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- Say Narlene,
are you running away?
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What's with the stick
and bindle?
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- I ain't runnin' away.
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I'm takin' my turn
in the family feud.
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Those blasted McClams
have been a thorn
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in my family's side
for generations.
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[grunts]
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- [shouts]
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- Problem is,
Nobby's too young to join me.
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He ain't allowed to feud none
till he's older.
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Think you could keep an eye
on him till I get back?
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both: Count us in.
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- Great. Thanks, boys.
Good luck.
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Nobby can get
a little wild at times.
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- First things first,
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we'll have to get
a camp kerchief on you.
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Here you go, Nobby.
Nobby?
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- Help me.
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- Whoopsie-daisy.
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Narlene was right.
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Nobby does seem a tad f-frisky.
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- Maybe we should
calm him down?
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- Great idea, Patrick.
Nothing focuses
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a boy's energies
like vigorous camp activities.
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all: Yay!
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- [screams]
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- [shouting]
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- [shouting and laughing]
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- Huh?
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Huh? Huh?
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There. See?
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Shh.
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both: Huh?
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- [shouting unintelligibly]
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- Wait! Calm down, Nobby.
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Uh-oh.
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both: Huh?
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- Doesn't the thing
with bouncing
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and zapping usually
happen by now?
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- Oh. Shh!
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- Now then,
which is the salad fork?
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- [gibbers]
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- Very good.
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You've earned
another bon-bon.
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Uh-uh.
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In this cabin, we speak
King Neptune's English.
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- I'd like a candy,
please ma'am.
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- Excellent.
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What a good little ruffian.
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[both gasp]
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- * Well, I'm comin' back
from feudin' today *
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* Yeah, I whooped those
rascals' booties, hooray *
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* Oh, I did what needed doin *
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* Them McClams
was all boo-hooin' *
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* Now I'm comin' back
from feudin' today *
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Howdy, fellas!
I'm back for my baby bro.
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He off raisin'
a rumpus somewhere?
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- Nobby? Raise a rumpus?
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- Doesn't sound like him.
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- What?
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Huh?
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[laughs]
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Why Nobby,
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ain't you just the slickest
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little city critter
I ever did see.
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- Oh, please sister,
call me Nobbert.
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Nobby is so backwoods.
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You see, my time
among the upper crust
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has revealed a frivolity
of my previous lifestyle.
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So if you'll excuse me.
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- He's my inspiration.
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- But.
- There, there.
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I'll be done
standing perfectly still
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in a couple of hours.
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[laughing]
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Artist! Focus!
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- Yes, sir, Mr. Nobbert, sir.
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- Whoa.
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I don't understand.
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Nobby can't stand still,
even for a minute.
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I seen him run a marathon
in his sleep.
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He came in second.
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- Oh, gosh,
I thought you'd be happy
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to see Nobby
finally calm down.
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- Sure, Nobby was wild,
but he was my bouncin' bro,
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my country confidant,
my prank partner.
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If he's gone posh forever,
what are we gonna do?
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- Maybe we could welcome
the new Nobby with open arms?
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- Yeah, maybe.
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- Or we could stuff him
in a bag,
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take him to the woods,
and deprogram him.
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- Now we're talkin'.
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- Let me out of here. Help me.
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How dare you? I can't breathe.
Oh.
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I say. What's going on here?
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- Don't worry, Nobby.
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We're just here to give you
a little re-wildification.
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- But I don't want to be wild.
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Is this a joke? A jest?
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A jape?
Are you japing me?
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- Oh, this ain't no jape.
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We're gonna push that posh
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right outta ya
with the power of remembrances.
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It's your favorite
chewin' tree.
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'Member?
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Boys, show him how it's done.
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- Ah, yes, I recall chewing.
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How droll.
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Splendid.
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- Aw.
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Wait a sec.
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I got somethin' that's sure
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to put the Hill
back in your Billy.
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Sugar Squeeze.
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Your favorite
candified beverage.
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[glugging]
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[gibbering wildly]
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[gibbering and laughter]
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- No, thank you.
Sugar rots the horn.
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I only imbibe hot water
with lemon now,
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but not too much lemon.
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That would be crazy.
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[laughs]
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This stroll down memory lane
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has been a marvelous
distraction,
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but I must be going.
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I'm in dreadful need
of some decent conversation,
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and Missy promised to tell me
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about her
favorite tax shelters.
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Ta.
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- I can't believe it.
Nobby's gone permanently posh.
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- Sorry, Narlene.
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- You did all two things
that you could have.
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- There's only one thing
I can do.
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Nobby won't turn wild for me,
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I'll have to turn
civilized for him.
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- Are you sure you wanna
do this, Narlene?
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- I've got to. It's for Nobby.
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both: Makeover time!
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- I ain't doin' it!
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I already had a bath
in February!
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Let me go!
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Get the back, get the back.
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- Ah!
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[laughing]
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- [sputtering]
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[laughs]
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- Ah, ah, ah, Regigilled.
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You're coming in too fast
on the arpeggio.
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- Hi.
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Attend. Attend.
Attend. Attend.
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Ladies and gentlecampers,
Narwhals and Rich Kids.
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Allow me to introduce to you
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for the first time,
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new Narlene.
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- Cotillion. Dividends.
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Tomatoes.
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[cheering]
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- We really outdid ourselves
this time, Patrick.
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- [cheering]
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- [laughing]
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I got you good!
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[gibbering unintelligibly]
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Best prank ever.
I fooled ya.
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- I...
I...
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I love it!
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You was just pretendin'
to be posh to prank me.
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But you got me good.
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Why, when you show
the cousins that picture,
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I bet my cheeks turn redder
than granny's sea apples.
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- Granny's red sea apples.
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- Course, you'll have to
show them after you
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get back from feudin'.
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A prank that big proves
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you're ready to take the fight
to the McClams.
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- [gibbering]
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I do say, there's nothing
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like a good feud
to invigorate one's spirit.
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[gibbering]
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[crowing]
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- Good morning, Kampers.
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I'm Perch Perkins and this is
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Kamp Koral Action News.
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How's that sound, Harvey?
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Eh.
Aw.
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- Hang on, Perch. I gotta do
a mic check before we go live.
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Bubble Bass's blubbery bottom
bounces backwards buoyantly.
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Okay, all set.
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And we're rolling.
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- [grunting]
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- SpongeBob.
- [shouting]
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- I can't believe you're
the only kid in camp history,
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who's never caught a jellyfish.
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- Yeah, I can't believe it
either, Perch.
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Isn't that funny?
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- Actually, if you had caught
any jellyfish
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you wouldn't be on the show.
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- Oh, yeah.
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[laughing]
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- This just in.
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There's a Martian
invasion underway,
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and that's a Martian laugh
if I ever heard one.
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- Martian invasion?
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both: Martian invasion?
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[both yelling]
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- Ugh, Harvey,
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I told you to cool it
with the Martian schtick.
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- What schtick?
The Martian invasion is real.
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Why do we keep doing
these puff pieces
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when there's secret news out
there waiting to be exposed?
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And campers need
to know the truth.
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- And nobody believes that
tabloid junk,
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especially me!
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And now it's time for
"How's the weather up there?"
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With Tall Tail.
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- Thank you, Perch.
And morning, campers.
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The best way
to forecast the weather,
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get out and see for yourself.
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So let's go.
Whoo!
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Looks like clear skies up here,
for the rest of the day.
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Ow.
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Or rain.
With some lightning.
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- [laughs] Camp master Krabs
here at the camp store.
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Where we've got every kid's
favorite snack,
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yams!
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Yessiree, we got Yams in cans,
single serve yams,
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yam hats, yam noses,
and yammage patch kids.
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Plus, every yam comes
with a free nematode.
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So if you don't like yams,
the nematode eats it.
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Problem solved.
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I got your yams right here.
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- [burping]
- [laughs weakly]
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- We're back,
talking to Sandy Cheeks,
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this summer's biggest
science fair winner.
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What'd you make here, Sandy?
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- Well, Perch,
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I call it my combo-nation
volcano and rocket.
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00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:14,988
Wanna see it launch?
263
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:16,655
- Absolutely.
264
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:18,658
Get a shot
of this rocket, Harvey.
265
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:22,229
- Space ship. Hello.
266
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:24,163
- Okee-dokee, here goes.
267
00:14:29,168 --> 00:14:32,438
- [laughs]
Wow.
268
00:14:32,504 --> 00:14:33,740
Ah. Huh?
269
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,707
[screaming]
270
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,880
Ha-ha, wow!
271
00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,017
That was spectacular, Sandy.
272
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,618
Where in the ocean
are you from?
273
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:48,221
So we can give your home town
a shout out.
274
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,623
- Oh, I'm not from the ocean,
Perch.
275
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:53,092
I'm from up there.
276
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,562
- M-M-M-Martian.
277
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:56,963
Look, Perch.
278
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:59,698
Martian. Martian.
279
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:03,102
Martian. It's a Martian.
280
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:06,206
- I ain't no Martian.
I'm a Texan.
281
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,008
Ya got a problem with that?
282
00:15:08,075 --> 00:15:09,442
- He was joking.
283
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,979
Tell her
you were joking, Harvey.
284
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,513
- I wish I could, Perch.
285
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,383
But I am speaking truth
to Martian.
286
00:15:16,448 --> 00:15:19,851
And she is probably
their leader.
287
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:24,390
- Well, would you look at that?
288
00:15:24,456 --> 00:15:27,961
It's time for
"Squidward's Culture Corner."
289
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,361
- Hi-ya!
290
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,365
- Hello art fans,
Counselor Squidward here.
291
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:35,402
Let's see what "masterpieces"
292
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:39,239
the campers have for us
this week.
293
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,243
Too much red.
- [wails]
294
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:44,476
- Not enough red.
- [cries]
295
00:15:44,543 --> 00:15:46,278
Ugh.
This looks like it was done
296
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,514
by a five-year-old.
297
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,119
Huh?
Oh, you are a five-year-old?
298
00:15:52,184 --> 00:15:55,888
Hmm. Well, it's still garbage.
Ta-taa!
299
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,490
[screams]
300
00:15:58,557 --> 00:16:01,028
Get off me, you little cretin.
301
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,894
Don't just stand there,
imbeciles.
302
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:05,164
Help me!
303
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:11,138
- Hmm. Too many legs.
304
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,374
both: Martians!
305
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:17,309
- [muttering indistinctly]
- So, when we're on the air,
306
00:16:17,376 --> 00:16:20,047
you will keep your Martian
opinions to yourself.
307
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:23,149
Right, Harvey?
308
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,519
Oh, Mrs. Puff.
There's our next segment.
309
00:16:35,062 --> 00:16:40,399
- Martian!
310
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:43,302
I didn't wanna
believe you, Harvey,
311
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:46,072
but that body looked
just like Mrs. Puff.
312
00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,341
Is it possible that
extraterrestrials have been--
313
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:53,212
- Secretly switching our bodies
with their own.
314
00:16:53,279 --> 00:16:55,782
both:
So they can systematically
315
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:57,950
take over the camp?
316
00:17:00,919 --> 00:17:03,190
- It's all true, Perch.
317
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:08,194
Just open your brain-eyes and
you'll think-see the Martians.
318
00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:12,199
both: Martian.
319
00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,233
Martian.
320
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:17,203
- Morons.
321
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,005
both: Martian. Martian.
Martian.
322
00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:20,673
both: Martians!
323
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,309
- Martian.
324
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,546
- Oop! Look at the time.
325
00:17:26,613 --> 00:17:27,946
Perch!
326
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,582
- Huh?
- Say the words.
327
00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:32,818
- We'll be right back after
this station identification.
328
00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,491
This is Perch Perkins,
and we're coming to you
329
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,827
live from the camp's
old boat house,
330
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,531
where my cameraman and I have
made a horrifying discovery.
331
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:46,833
Hanging from the rafters,
332
00:17:46,898 --> 00:17:50,470
dozens of soulless Martian
clone husks.
333
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:54,207
[both scream]
334
00:17:54,273 --> 00:17:58,111
[laughter]
335
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,547
- And spoiler alert,
336
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,781
Martians are taking over
the camp.
337
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:06,085
- Harvey, what are you--
get down from there.
338
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,653
- This looks great.
339
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:11,290
I'm getting a spine tingling,
down-shot!
340
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:14,059
Whoa!
341
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,163
- Ahh!
342
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,498
- No.
343
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:21,968
Not counselor Bubble Bass.
344
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:24,570
He owes me ten donuts.
345
00:18:28,275 --> 00:18:30,041
[screaming]
346
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,114
- Martians!
347
00:18:35,182 --> 00:18:37,916
- [grunting]
348
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,621
[shouting]
349
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,458
- We've got to warn everyone.
350
00:18:45,525 --> 00:18:49,528
Campers, listen to me,
you're all in great danger.
351
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:52,699
Huh?
Oh, no.
352
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,301
- The Martians got to them.
353
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:01,307
- Mo, listen to me.
Martians are coming.
354
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,013
Craig, buddy, Martians are co--
355
00:19:08,079 --> 00:19:09,848
[screaming]
356
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,753
- Hey, Perch.
357
00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:17,490
- Camp master Krabs,
thank Neptune,
358
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,925
the voice of sanity.
359
00:19:22,461 --> 00:19:24,297
- Yams.
360
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,964
[both shouting]
361
00:19:28,166 --> 00:19:30,403
both: Ew.
362
00:19:34,473 --> 00:19:36,174
- Campers. Don't panic.
363
00:19:36,242 --> 00:19:39,612
If we just stick together,
we can stop the invasion.
364
00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:48,855
both: Martian clone husks.
365
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:54,626
- No more running, Perch.
366
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:57,797
both: Time to mash
some Martians.
367
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:07,940
- Ow!
368
00:20:14,946 --> 00:20:15,981
- My leg!
369
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,560
- We did it.
370
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:31,463
We're heroes.
371
00:20:32,464 --> 00:20:35,567
- Ahem.
372
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:37,737
Sandy Cheeks here,
Kamp Koral News.
373
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,273
We're here to ask Perch and
Harvey the burning question.
374
00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:43,643
Why did y'all smash
our pinatas?
375
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:53,853
- Oh, yeah, it's Piñata day.
376
00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,488
- I thought that was tomorrow.
377
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,189
both: Martians! Huh?
378
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,826
Piñata Day?
379
00:20:59,892 --> 00:21:03,128
- All right, children,
pick up your sweets.
380
00:21:03,194 --> 00:21:04,564
[cheering]
381
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,599
both: Yay! Floor candy!
382
00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:10,436
both: No, no, no, no.
383
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,941
- Martian pinatas. [huffs]
384
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:16,742
I can't believe I believed you.
385
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:20,078
- I can't believe
I believed me either.
386
00:21:20,145 --> 00:21:21,780
- Huh?
387
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,053
- Martians do not exist,
388
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:29,788
and that is the truth.
389
00:21:36,395 --> 00:21:37,630
- Are you getting this, Harvey?
390
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:39,097
- I'm getting it.
391
00:21:39,164 --> 00:21:44,103
I'm getting it.
392
00:21:44,170 --> 00:21:45,505
I was getting it.
393
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:48,273
- Intrepid reporter
and faithful cameraman,
394
00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:50,643
abducted by Martian piñata.
395
00:21:50,710 --> 00:21:51,743
More at 11:00.
396
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:53,078
- Don't worry, Perch,
397
00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:54,614
I'm recording all of this
398
00:21:54,681 --> 00:21:58,084
with my brain eyes.
399
00:21:58,134 --> 00:22:02,684
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