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Shake me! Shake me up! Me? Cancer! You? Let's move!

I messed up. I should've gone after a different spirit.

Show me your moves-kani!

My moves?

Your hot, cool, soulful moves-kani!

That doesn't explain anything!

All right, question number five of the Fairy Tail Cult Quiz.

This man is...

...Nab, yes?

She almost tricked me into pushing the button early.

But what is his full name?

My, my. What a simple question.

For bonus points, isn't it?

R-Right... It's so easy, it's hard.

What's Nab's full name again?

Nab... something.

It's on the tip of my tongue!

Jonah... is Reedus's surname.

Alors... is Max's name.

Rocko... is Warren...

If you can't answer, I'll do it.

That leaves me no choice!

Levy-san!

Nab Celery!

"Celery" is what Nab hates.

Yes, Capricorn-san.

Nab Lasaro!

That's correct!

And this is what happens to Levy-san, who made a mistake...

I'm sorry, Nab!

Levy-san's penalty also gets bonus points!

You can't be serious!

On to question six of the Fairy Tail Cult Quiz.

Gray vs. Cancer! Dance Battle!

That rat, Loke! Where'd he disappear to?!

He's not here, huh?

He's probably hiding somewhere.

Certainly, this place is perfect for playing hide and seek.

Fish?!

No. Loke's scent!

All right. I'll follow his scent!

If Natsu-san is going to do it, then so will I!

Me too!

Oh, stop it!

What the hell is this?

Looks like the entrance to ancient ruins...

What about Loke's smell?

It continues into there.

It seems like a place where danger just has to be waiting for us...

Well, we gotta go.

Well, are you ready?

I use the additional effect of an S Class wizard!

For the next three turns, normal wizards will get +1,000,000 attacking power

and Gildarts becomes invincible, winning every fight!

I think I like that!

Invincible, huh? Not bad.

I don't accept that effect!

I am the rule!

Gildarts! Block Aries!

No problem!

You can do that?!

How's that?! Now you don't have any Celestial Spirits that can attack on your field!

Turn change!

Fairy's turn! Draw sequence!

I skip standby sequence. I'm gonna win it this turn.

That's the spirit! Very cool, Cana!

Shut up!

Right.

Battle sequence! Invincible Gildarts destroys everything!

This can't be happening!

You did it, Cana!

A great victory!

You really saved me! Thank you!

You can rely on Papa, right?

I'm gonna be smooshed!

This is your punishment.

Tickle-tickle-tickle!

Tickle-tickle-tickle!

You...!

I wonder how long you can bear it.

Tickle-tickle-tickle!

Don't!

Well, how about here? And here? And here, too?

Huh? Virgo, what's wrong?

This isn't punishment.

It's pleasurable to you.

No, no! It's not fun at all!

I'm going to purge you!

Do what?

Why a swimsuit?!

That's not all.

A watermelon?!

I'm going to do something much worse to you.

N-Now what are you gonna do?!

You are enjoying this, aren't you?

No, no!

What are you just standing there for-kani? We're gonna have a dance battle-kani!

D-Dance battle?!

That's right-kani! If you don't earn life points by dancin' cool,

you gonna die hot-kani!

Dance, you say...

No good!

Even if he says I'm gonna die, I just can't dance!

That sufferin' face is cool-kani!

Just lookin' at you makes me wanna move

hotter and more soulfully!

Kani-kani-kani!

Present-kani!

What are these shoes?!

Shake-shake-shake!

They're the legendary red shoes. Once you put 'em on, you'll keep dancin' 'til you die!

I remade them especially for you-kani!

Wha...?! My feet are moving on their own!

Ultra-cool-kani!

Stop it! I'd rather die than do this!

Kani-kani! That's the coolly agonized face I wanted to see-kani!

This isn't... This isn't me!

This is a dream! Just a nightmare!

No, no. It's reality-kani!

And I've found a simmering, hotter dance soul inside of you-kani!

Now I'm gonna set it free-kani!

You're what?!

Kani-kani!

Bastard! What did you cut?!

In order to release the heart you had locked up,

I cut through the wall of your heart known as a sense of shame!

The wall of my heart?!

What is this sensation?

This me I don't even know is bubbling up to the surface!

Stop it! Don't! I... I...

I won't lose, even at dancing.

Oh, yeah!

Start the music-kani!

I-Is this me?! I don't believe it!

Cool-kani!

I have the feeling... that something wonderful has begun.

I'm gonna dance! I'm gonna dance like I fight!

This is a battle dance revolution!

Nobody can stop me now!

Zero gravity?!

I can't get enough-kani!

This is no time to be admiring-kani! I gotta win this thing-kani!

How's this-kani? Crab day is night fever-kani!

Crab day? If we're talkin' dance, it's gotta be Saturday night, right?

Kani-kani!

Let's go-go with a nostalgic go-go dance-kani!

No. If you're lookin' back all the time, you'll never get ahead!

My dancing faces the future!

Ice Make! Floor!

You froze the floor into an ice rink-kani?!

Kani?

Who said anything about ice skating?!

A regular dance floor isn't enough room for me!

Watch this! I'll start with a cool triple axel!

Gray Bauer!

I can't get enough!

And Gray Spin!

Gray-chan is spin-spin-spin-spin-spinning!

Gray Back Spin!

He's spinning even more-kani!

Gray Man Spin!

Sexy-kani!

And then, step sequence!

I'm getting the chills!

Lastly...

100 Spin Gray!

Intense-kani!

Oh, no-kani! At this rate, I'm gonna lose-kani!

In that case, second stage start-kani!

What are the rules this time?

The rules are simple. It's a dance battle-kani!

That's the same as before!

Kani-kani-no.

This time, it really is a cool dance battle-kani!

I see. We battle as we dance.

Don't do this, Libra! I don't want to fight you!

There is a balance to everything.

What is this place?

Those who cannot achieve balance die.

Die?

I haven't heard your answer yet.

What is the necessary balance between humans and Celestial Spirits?

You'll learn that answer in due time.

But first show me your balance!

Kani-kani-kani!

I think it's about time I settle this coolly.

Ice Cannon!

What?!

More! Come on, come on-kani!

Ice Make! Lance!

Kani-kani-kani-cool-kani!

Hey-hey-hey! There's nothing these claws can't cut through-kani!

Then how about this?!

Ice Impact!

Double Claw-kani-kani-kani!

The game's over-kani! Here I come-kani!

That's what I've been waiting for!

W-What are you gonna do-kani?!

You taught me the wonders of dance, so now it's my turn to teach you something!

D-Dreamy-kani...

First, Gray Fancy Spiral!

Our two hearts...

Next, Gray Rolling Jump!

...are melting-kani.

And Gray Twist Lift!

Our private world is spinning-kani!

This is our pair dance!

Coolest to the max-kani!

You can do what you want with me-kani!

Oh, really?

Then I'll coolly send you back home.

W-What-kani?

Ice Blade: Seven Slice Dance!

Th-That's not fair, señor-kani!

What have I been doing?!

No... I have hazy memories of it...

I... I...

Kani?

Oh... After I went to the trouble of opening the wall to unleash your heart...

Hey.

Kani?

You'd better not tell anybody that I was dancing.

If you do, I'll kill you.

Your angry face is cool, too-kani!

Sheesh...

See you, my sweet-kani...

Anyway... I'll just pretend this never happened.

I have a feeling I missed something spectacular.

It leads to some weird room.

Is that an altar?

Do you still smell Loke?

It stops at this altar.

But there's only the one passage,

and there aren't any doors in this room.

A breeze is coming through these cracks!

A hidden door?!

Then Loke is on the other side of this altar?

Does it take magic words to open something like this?

It's cliched, but like, "Open sesame"?

This is a pain. Everybody, get back!

Don't tell me you're...

Iron Fist of the Fire Dragon!

I figured it'd turn out like this!

This is because you were reckless, Natsu!

It ain't my fault!

Princess!

An entrance...

So Loke's in there... and he's not gettin' away.

What was that impact before?

I don't know. However, it seems there's been a change here, too.

Look.

A door. What is it?

I don't know. The only thing that's certain is that it leads somewhere,

probably a place where danger lurks.

Let's go.

It may hold the key to solving what's happening to the Celestial Spirits.

Yes. And no matter what dangers lie within,

I shall serve as your sword and shield, Princess.

Thank you.

It's hot! This desert world is way too hot!

It is too hot!

I know! At a time like this, if we can surprise ourselves, maybe it'll cool us down.

I see!

What's wrong?

You're surprised, aren't you?

Natsu, it'll take more than a cliched "boo" to surprise me.

Next time: Juvia vs Aries, Desert Duel to the Death!

Then how about I do a skit, like Lucy's good at?

Natsu, that would just make me cringe, not cool off!