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-What are you, on crack?!
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How could you think
we have different dads?
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-It explains so much!
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Like why we don't look related,
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why we're into
vastly different things,
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why mom never talked
about him... ever.
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-Yes, she did!
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She said he was a deadbeat drunk
who finished after two thrusts.
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-Oh right. God, she shared
way too much when she drank.
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-I can't believe you don't think
we're real brothers!
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-Uh, that's not what different
dads means!
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-Whatever, man!
Quit distracting me.
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I'm trying to drive here, okay!
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I hit something, didn't I?
-Totally hit a guy.
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-See what happens
when you distract me?
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-Where'd you put
the reusable shopping bags?
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Danika keeps bugging
us to use them.
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"Just because
it's the apocalypse,
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it doesn't mean
we can't be ecoconscious."
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Ugh, shoot me now!
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-Give this to General Hecks...
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Mutation cure... Please...
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-He's still alive?!
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I guess we better help
the poor guy.
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Dude, can we drop you somewhere?
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You don't have to kill
the poor guy, you psycho!
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-Don't call me a psycho. I'm
putting him out of his misery.
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-Have a heart, will you?
He can totally bounce back.
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Okay, maybe not...
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What is that? Let me see it.
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Here. You keep this.
I'll keep the necklace.
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I need some bling
other than my look.
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-He said something about
this thing curing mutations.
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-Really? 'Cause it didn't do
shit for him.
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-He said to give it to a...
General Hecks.
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-I don't know who that is.
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But we went halfsies and there's
no going back on halfsies.
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Them's the rules.
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-Rafe, stop and think
for once in your life!
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Do you know how valuable
a mutation cure could be?
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-Dude, he was trying
to bribe you
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so you wouldn't put him out of
his misery, a.k.a. murder him.
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-Give it back or so help me,
I'll...
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-Get over yourself, Gabe!
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There's no cure
for mutations, okay?
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Stop having delusions
of granules.
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-Grandeur. And I'm not.
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-Whatever, man!
I'm keeping this.
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If you don't like it,
you can suck it.
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-Suck a...
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-Ow!
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You drew first blood! Ah!
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I hope that knocked
some sense into you!
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I'm gonna go scavenging.
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You can join me once you stop
being a limp-dick man-baby.
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-Gabe, how you doing? Ouch!
Not good by the looks of it.
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I bet I should see
the other guy.
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-Rafe's the other guy and
he's fine. What happened to you?
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-Got into a sticky situation,
so I had to fake my own death.
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Again. Car explosion.
Works every time.
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Hey, did you happen to see
a guy here? A mutant?
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I was supposed to meet him.
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-Er... Um... No..?
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-Dammit! Well, I better scoot!
-Um, need a ride?
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-Matter of fact, I do.
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-Gabe, wait!
I forgot the reusable bags!
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-This is so cool!
Hanging with Mr. Cobretti!
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-Call me... Johndoe.
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-Of course. Sorry.
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Um, so... What were you meeting
that guy for?
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-Well, kid, I could tell you.
But then, I'd have to kill you.
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-What?!
-I'm kidding.
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But it's, uh, classified.
-Oh... I see.
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-Turn here.
It's like we're a team!
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What should we call ourselves?
A combination of our names?
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"The Burn-brettis"
or "The Gaydoes"?
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-Sure!
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And we'll get jackets with the
name stitched across the back.
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-Really?
-No, I'm screwing with you.
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Cool team jackets will get you
killed out here.
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Wastelanders are real dicks
about stuff like that.
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-Wow!
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-Thanks for the ride, kid!
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And I hope you
and Rafe patch things up.
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-Ah, screw him!
-Fair enough.
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You can head out now.
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You don't want to be anywhere
near this place. Ciao!
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-Oh!
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-There's my big guy!
How was the supply run?
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To hell with the pleasantries,
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give me my toe socks
and personal lubricant, dammit.
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-I don't have anything!
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-You okay, Rafe?
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-Sorry. I just...
Gabe's being weird.
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He's not making any sense. Like
a non-slutty Halloween costume.
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-Oh! Let Auntie Suzette
buy you a drink?
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-Give me a break.
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One drink and you'll have
your hand down my pants.
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-I just meant
so we could talk.
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-Every time we talk,
you touch me inappropriately.
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Which I don't really mind,
but you're married!
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-Hands to myself. Promise.
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-I don't know.
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I'm not really comfortable
talking about my feelings and...
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-Shit! We need to get to booze
in you STAT! Come on, baby.
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-You know you want to go in.
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-But... Who are you?
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-"But... Who are you?"
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I am the one whose going to get
your Popop back.
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Or the next best thing.
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-But Johndoe said I shouldn't be
anywhere near this place.
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-Oh right, I forgot
you're a limp-dick man-baby.
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Well, just scuttle off home
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and never find out if
that thing can cure mutations.
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-Hey! Screw you! Can
a limp-dick man-baby do this?
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-I can't believe
I'm that guy's subconscious.
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-Ah! Sorry! Just looking
for a place to, uh, peepee!
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Ah!
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-Can I help you?
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I'm General Aloysius Hecks,
and this is my son, Boyd.
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Shhh, shhh, shhh,
it's going to be fine, son.
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Daddy and Johndoe
are doing everything we can
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for my best boy.
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Yes. Yes, I'll get you
the orange juice too.
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-General Hecks,
I'm Gabe. Gabe Burns.
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Sorry to barge in like this.
I shouldn't be here.
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I'll just get out of your way.
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-You seem lost, son.
Let me show you the way.
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-Okay. This is better.
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-He called me an empty-headed
ass clown! And a circus peanut!
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I don't know what
"circus peanut" means.
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Guess I'm too much of an
empty-headed ass clown to know.
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-Hum...
-It just makes me so...
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so... so...
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I don't know,
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like I want to smash something
and cry at the same time,
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like a super-strong baby.
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-That necklace really brings out
the fire in your eyes.
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-Thanks,
and thanks for explaining
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how half-brothers
are still brothers.
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-No problem, sugar.
You sure you get it.
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-Yeah, the puppet show
you put on
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really crystallized it
for me.
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If these two have sex
with this one,
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their children
will be half-brothers.
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-General Hecks, sir.
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-Give me one good reason
not to put a bullet
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through your damn skull,
Cobretti.
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-Please, don't.
It's the only skull I've got.
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-Where is the package?
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-Funny story. I don't have it
because your guy didn't show up.
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-That's not a funny story.
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-I know, 'cause it ends with
someone pointing a gun at me.
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But there's a surprise twist.
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-If it's you faking
your own death, don't bother.
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-Aw...
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-So, what do you know about
this Gabe Burns kid?
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-He's here?
-In my office.
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-Ah, man,
I told him to "amscra".
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Kids these days,
they don't listen!
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-Or they don't know Pig Latin.
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-Sure they do!
Everyone knows Pig Latin.
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-They do not!
That's from when we were kids!
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It died with the grunge rock.
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-Well, anyway, General,
Gabe's a nice guy.
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But not our kind of guy.
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You should just let him go.
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-Um... We'll see.
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Is he in any relation to
the Burns woman in the bunker?
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-I don't think so. Who knows?
I don't know.
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How would I know?
Don't ask me, I wouldn't know.
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What?
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-You're a strange man, Cobretti.
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It's Pig Latin
for that was close!
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Stupid millennial!
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Don't they teach you kids
anything in school?
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-So, what brings you here
so deep in the wasteland?
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-I guess the wind just kind
of blew me this way.
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It's weird, I know.
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-Weird is kind of the way
of the world now, isn't it son?
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-Yeah. Weird world indeed.
Did you call me son?
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-Ha! Ha Ha!
Just a turn of phrase.
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I've been waiting
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a young buck to mould in my
image and assist in my mission.
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-Me? Really?
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-Put it this way.
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I haven't met anyone
as promising as you
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since the guys we hired
to pull off 9/11.
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-What's a 9/11?
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-I like you!
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But listen, this job requires
unquestioning loyalty;
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someone who's willing to stop
anyone who gets in our way.
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-You can count on me! Ouch!
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Quite a grip
you have there, sir!
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-I'll never forgive myself
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for calling him
a limp-dick man-baby.
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I really should have pulled down
his pants
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and laughed at his ding-dong.
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-Pulling down a man's pants
is always a good idea.
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Sorry. Force of habit. Go on.
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-Why are you always hitting
on me if you're married?
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That's not really fair
to Johnny.
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-Oh yeah?
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Well, before I mutated,
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Johnny was tapping side-ass
all over town!
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No one told him
it wasn't fair to me!
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-I didn't know that. Sorry.
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-When it's a guy,
everyone's all "yeah",
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but when it's a woman,
everyone's all "no".
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Women have desires too,
you know.
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-Why are you looking
at me like that?
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-So, what exactly
is your mission, sir?
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-Well, that's on
a need-to-know basis.
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So listen carefully!
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It all started
when the world ended.
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It was the very first exchange
with an alien culture.
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We were trading Area 51
crash survivors
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for some human abductees.
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-USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Wooh!
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-Two advanced beings in exchange
for a pair of drunken hayseeds.
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Not a good trade. But historic!
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And when the alien's ship
took off...
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-Oh no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
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-... I escaped with a barely
noticeable skin mutation.
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-So... Aliens caused
the apocalypse?!
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-That's right. Here, taste this,
son. It's my specialty.
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-Mmm. Is this Chinese?
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-I didn't ask what country
the prisoners were from
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when I threw them into the pot.
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In any case,
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the aliens left behind examples
of their technology,
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which were scattered hither
and yon in the blast.
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-Hey, that looks just like...
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-You are exactly
what I was looking for.
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-I feel the same way.
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-This is the piece Johndoe
was supposed to bring back!
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But his contact didn't show up.
241
00:15:18,533 --> 00:15:20,403
When assembled properly,
242
00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:23,803
this is a machine capable
of curing any mutation...
243
00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:25,834
even my boy Boyd's.
244
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,227
My mission is to build
that machine.
245
00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,597
-But you need one more piece?
246
00:15:31,734 --> 00:15:35,804
-Exactly. Now, how about
some target practice?
247
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:39,704
-General, sir. I know
where the last piece is.
248
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,070
Ah!
249
00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,670
All right! Almost there.
250
00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,970
-What's almost there? You just
keep poking the starting gate.
251
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,800
-How about now?
-That's not it!
252
00:15:56,934 --> 00:15:59,034
-Seriously? Are you sure?
253
00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:01,866
-Yes, Rafe, I'm pretty sure
I know the location
254
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,770
of the mystical tunnel
from which all life emanates
255
00:16:04,900 --> 00:16:07,670
because I visit it
with my hand twice a week.
256
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,430
-Right! Of course. Sorry.
Twice, really?
257
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:15,097
-Is this like your first time?
-No. It totally isn't!
258
00:16:15,233 --> 00:16:18,573
I've done sex on hundred
of women and they all loved it!
259
00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:20,730
Oh, I can't lie to you.
260
00:16:20,867 --> 00:16:22,967
Technically,
this is my second time.
261
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:26,330
My first time was all scaly,
slimy and fishy
262
00:16:26,467 --> 00:16:28,227
and not because
she was a mutated river trout.
263
00:16:28,367 --> 00:16:30,067
It was 'cause
I don't shower much.
264
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,570
-I noticed.
265
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:35,670
-Um... So, how was the foreplay?
Did I do that okay?
266
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:39,300
-Ew! It was fine right up
until you asked!
267
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,903
-Just fine?
-It was fine, Rafe.
268
00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:44,303
-Like "good fine" or "bad fine"?
269
00:16:44,433 --> 00:16:46,533
-I'm still here, aren't I?
270
00:16:46,667 --> 00:16:48,967
What are you doing?
271
00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:51,230
-And I'm in!
272
00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:54,097
Oh, man, that's nice!
Really nice.
273
00:16:54,233 --> 00:16:57,673
Oh, it's like... like being
welcome into a realm of pleasure
274
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,530
I never knew existed.
275
00:16:59,667 --> 00:17:02,197
-Dude, that's my belly button.
276
00:17:06,934 --> 00:17:08,804
-The schematics
detailing exactly
277
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,304
how to configure the alien
detritus are hidden inside
278
00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:15,273
the AENUS of this area's
government Super bunker.
279
00:17:15,400 --> 00:17:17,070
-Bunker?
280
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:20,070
-Fire!
281
00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:25,370
Oh, oh! Great shooting, kid.
282
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,430
Once I cure my son and myself,
283
00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,297
we're going to cleanse
this world of mutants.
284
00:17:31,433 --> 00:17:33,073
-Ah...
285
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,770
-Now, go get me that last piece
of the machine.
286
00:17:35,900 --> 00:17:38,470
-Er, what do you mean
by "cleanse"?
287
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:42,500
-I meant we'll get rid
of all the mutants.
288
00:17:42,633 --> 00:17:45,503
-Okay, but by curing them? Or...
289
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,703
-Don't sweat the details.
You got this.
290
00:17:56,333 --> 00:17:58,633
-Why are all of those thoughts
that were flying around my head
291
00:17:58,767 --> 00:18:00,197
suddenly gone?
292
00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:02,433
Why can I see everything
so clearly now?
293
00:18:02,567 --> 00:18:05,497
Why do I have a newfound focus
and understanding?
294
00:18:05,633 --> 00:18:08,773
-Hush now, honey.
That's just the afterglow.
295
00:18:08,900 --> 00:18:11,630
-But I know what
I have to do now.
296
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:15,167
-That's a lot of epiphanies from
just 58 seconds of rumpy-pumpy.
297
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:16,730
Where are you...
298
00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,727
-Focus, Suzette.
299
00:18:18,867 --> 00:18:21,367
I have to go find Gabe and
make things right between us.
300
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,870
-Christ!
301
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,770
Even virgins run out on you
once they've dropped their load!
302
00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:28,700
-General? I'm heading out.
I'll be back with your...
303
00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:31,804
-Son, you are my reason
for living.
304
00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,774
I swear I'll fix you very soon.
305
00:18:33,900 --> 00:18:36,800
As long as that needy twerp
makes good on his promise.
306
00:18:36,934 --> 00:18:39,504
-He... spot infi...
307
00:18:39,633 --> 00:18:42,803
-Infiltrate.
Come on, sound it out!
308
00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:45,774
-Infiltrate the ene... meneme...
309
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:48,200
-Enemy compound.
310
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,373
All right, enough reading.
Reading's for freaking dorks.
311
00:18:51,500 --> 00:18:53,900
Let's strip
and rebuild this AK-47.
312
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,173
-All right!
-Ah, love that hustle!
313
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,970
That's why you're my favourite!
314
00:19:04,767 --> 00:19:08,297
-Yes! Orange juice.
I heard you the first time.
315
00:19:15,567 --> 00:19:18,527
-What's with the sissy little
baby tears, big guy?
316
00:19:18,667 --> 00:19:22,127
-Why am I always second best?
317
00:19:22,266 --> 00:19:24,866
-It was more
of a rhetorical question.
318
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,170
-I thought things would be
different this time.
319
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,370
I thought finally I'd found
a place where I was important.
320
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,030
-Oh boy, where's a car
to blow up when you need it?
321
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:36,426
-Turns out I'm just Gabe Burns,
the poor man's Rafe,
322
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:40,027
Batman's Robin,
Eric Roberts to Julia Roberts.
323
00:19:40,166 --> 00:19:41,926
America to Canada.
324
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,304
-Dammit!
325
00:19:47,433 --> 00:19:50,333
-Well, maybe if I get that
last piece the General needs,
326
00:19:50,467 --> 00:19:51,827
he'll see me for who I am.
327
00:19:51,967 --> 00:19:53,527
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hang on, kid.
328
00:19:53,667 --> 00:19:55,597
This is not a world
you want to be part of.
329
00:19:55,734 --> 00:19:58,434
You're in way over your head.
330
00:19:58,567 --> 00:20:01,097
Like a drowning man,
except not nearly as quiet.
331
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:03,933
Get out of here, Gabe,
for your own good.
332
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:06,426
And for what it's worth, you
are important. To St. Zephyr.
333
00:20:06,567 --> 00:20:09,367
So go back there and forget
about General Hecks.
334
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,670
-Ah! But! But!
335
00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,500
-Save yourself
while you still can.
336
00:20:13,633 --> 00:20:16,833
-Wait! Can I use the bathroom?
I still need to peepee!
337
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:27,996
-Nice shooting!
338
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,973
-Rafe? You came back for me?
339
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:32,770
-Look at all
these reusable bags.
340
00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:34,500
What?
341
00:20:36,433 --> 00:20:38,703
-Good work, son.
342
00:20:40,467 --> 00:20:44,427
-Give me that necklace!
-What? I don't have a necklace.
343
00:20:45,333 --> 00:20:49,303
-He's lying.
I bet he's hiding it in here.
344
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,703
If he won't hand it over,
just kill him and take it.
345
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,204
-Shut up!
346
00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:55,803
-I didn't say anything.
347
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:57,304
-I'm not talking to you!
348
00:20:57,433 --> 00:20:59,333
-Gabe, this is your chance!
349
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,667
Bring the general
that piece of the machine
350
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,530
and you'll be number one!
351
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:05,097
You'll be important!
352
00:21:05,233 --> 00:21:07,903
And you'll make Rafe look like
a pile of garbage in comparison.
353
00:21:08,033 --> 00:21:09,933
-That's a hell
of a big gun, Gabe.
354
00:21:10,066 --> 00:21:12,166
And I thought you were
just happy to see me.
355
00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,670
-See? He's a moron!
And he smells.
356
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:20,600
Put him out of your misery
and take your destiny, Gabriel!
357
00:21:20,734 --> 00:21:23,874
-He's my brother! I can't.
-Of course, you can't!
358
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:28,500
You're pathetic. Nothing
but a limp-dick man-baby.
359
00:21:28,633 --> 00:21:30,673
-Shut up!
360
00:21:37,934 --> 00:21:39,574
Rafe! No!
361
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:44,130
No!
362
00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:49,096
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