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-Aren't we supposed
to be scavenging?
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Where are you going?
-It's a surprise.
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-Please, no. I hate surprises.
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You turn over a rock out here
and surprise!
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Something tries to gouge
your eyes out
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or use your intestines
as banjo strings.
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-This is way better than that.
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-So, what is it?
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Is it something good?
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I guess you wouldn't call it
a surprise if it was bad, huh?
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Gah! Now I need to know.
Come on! Just tell me!
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-I'll give you 20 questions
and go!
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-Ooh, okay! Is it...
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-I signed us up
to be gladiators!
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Last man standing wins a whole
shipping container full of food!
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-Really? So I could just stab
you and get this over with?
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No, dummy! We're a team!
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Get ready for some fun!
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-This does not seem like fun!
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-Really? Sure it does!
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Look at the smile
on that guy's face.
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-Why would you bring me to this?
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It's my two
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contact sports
and sharp objects!
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-Come on, bro! Chances are,
I'll never get to wrestle
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in front of an audience,
so this is the next best thing!
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Just give it a chance, will you?
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-A chance to what?
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Get murdered for the amusement
of the one guy bored enough
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to be watching this horror show?
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Ooh Ooh!
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-Or do you mean a chance
to get splattered by
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all kinds of bodily fluids?
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I don't know what's worse?
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Being brutally slaughtered
by these scumbags or...
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Would you leave me
alone?
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Or dying from a horrible virus
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because I got someone's tainted
blood in my eye!
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What?
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Huh?
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-Ooh! Ooh!
-Nice work, fellas.
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You really gave them
their money's worth.
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I'm Maxine.
I run this operation.
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-Nice to meet you.
Where do we pick up the supply?
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-Oh, you don't get those
until you win.
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-Yeah, we just did.
-The first round.
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This is a three-day tournament.
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You got to make it to the end
to win the grand prize.
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-Oh no! No way!
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I am not spending three days
here fighting for my life.
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I can do that at home!
-Sorry, kid.
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But the only way out of here
is as the winner
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or in a body bag.
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It's in the contract.
-What contract?
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-That says by entering
the arena,
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you agree to all of our terms.
-Ah!
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-Now get your ass in the green
room and wait for the next round
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before I pump a few rounds
right through both of you.
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-Look on the bright side. We're
gonna get tons of exercise.
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-Catch you later, Judith!
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Bunker lockdown in five...
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...four
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...three
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...two, one!
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-Yo, AENUS, let me take
the drone out for a spin.
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-I'm not comfortable with you
contacting your sons again.
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My core programming forbids
any outside...
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-I just want to explore
out there.
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Get my bearings for the day
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I finally get sprung
from this pit.
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Part of me hope
that day will never come, but...
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Very well!
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-Get ready to die, Johndoe.
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What was that?
-Uh, I said...
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Get ready to fly, drone!
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Oh! Oh!
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Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Oh, it's fun to see you
in such a playful mood.
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-Let me have some of that.
I'm starving over here.
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-It's not my fault you scarfed
down your rations in one shot.
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-Ah, I really screwed myself.
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Speaking of which...
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I know something that might take
our minds off being hungry.
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-My place or yours?
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-Hey Ana, check this out...
Oh...
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What were you just talking
about?
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-Nothing! Why?
-You seem weird.
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-Well, you seem weird. Paranoid.
What?
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-I'm not paranoid.
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-Is that a big joint
or something?
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-No. This was by the gate.
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-"Come to the Arena,
home of Gladiator combat.
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See Blood, gore, and try..."
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-"The wasteland's finest
rat-meat souvlaki."
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-Rat-meat!
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-Yeah!
-Huh!
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-Get in there!
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And spill some blood!
What am I paying you for?
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-You're not paying us!
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Frankly,
I find it very exploitative!
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Ow!
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Ugh, hand-to-hand combat is
so gross. All that sweat...
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-Dude, focus!
We can win this thing.
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Imagine going back to town
with all that food!
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We'd be heroes! And more
than that, we'd be champions.
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-You're hoping there's
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a big jewel-encrusted trophy
belt, aren't you?
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-Oh man, don't get my hopes up.
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-Alright. If this means
that much to you,
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Let's do it! Game faces on!
Okay...
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Ow!
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-What happened?
-I almost got killed.
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That's what.
Luckily things swung back my way
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because everybody kept tripping
over you.
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-So then, we won?
-I won.
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You took a little nap.
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-I was ready! How did I get
knocked out so fast?
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I had a game face
and I was focused!
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-And that was the problem.
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In the first fight,
you were so busy having a fit,
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you killed that one-eyed
fool without even thinking.
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-I mean, she's right.
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-What are you talking about?
I don't have fits.
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-Kid, I was a psych nurse
before doomsday.
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I know acute anxiety
when I see it.
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And yours is a secret weapon.
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It freezes your mind,
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so your body can become
a killing machine.
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-Uh?! I don't have anxiety.
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I'm stable. Very stable!
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Wait, okay, I could see
how being raised in the wild
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by a survivalist mother who made
me kill and skin small animals
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might have left me with some
post-traumatic issues but...
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it's not like I have a disorder.
Do I?
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Then again, Mom had issues.
Big issues.
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And those get passed down.
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Oh my God!
I have genetic anxiety!
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-Did you just hypnotize
my brother?
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-No, I motivated him.
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Knowing how to motivate people
is pretty much
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how I got where I am today.
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-Got where? Running bum fights
in a horse corral?!
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Yes!
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Damn it, AENUS!
What are you doing?
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I see
what you're up to, Judith.
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You're after Johndoe Cobretti!
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Well, I'm sorry, but whatever
issues you have with this man
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won't be solved by killing him.
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-Most issues with men
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could easily be solved
by killing them.
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Be that as it may,
I can't...
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-You got to go after the guy
who done you wrong, why can't I?
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Alright, fine.
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You can kill your ex.
Just this once.
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Might I suggest using
the sidewinder missiles?
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-Oh, I like the way you think!
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-Whoa, it's a packed house.
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-You okay, bro?
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-Don't you see
what Maxine's doing?
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She's playing head games
with me!
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How do we even know there is
a shipping container
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full of supplies?
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-Hey! Of course, there is!
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-Have you seen it?
I sure haven't!
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This whole thing could be a big
fat scam-eroni pizza!
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I don't trust that Maxine.
Not one bit!
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Suppose we fight our way through
to the end,
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only to wind up
with nothing?
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And if it is a scam...
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do you realize how stupid
we're going to look
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when we get back to St. Zephyr?
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I don't know if I can handle
disapproval of that magnitude!
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Are you listening to me?
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-Dad! It's Rafe and Gabe!
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-Is it me or does Gabe look
a little off.
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-Oh yeah... Ha! Ha!
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Hello, Johndoe!
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-Judith? Uh, hey!
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Good to see you, baby.
How's bunker life treating you?
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Shut up, you dirty snake.
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Better yet, bend over,
you bastard.
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Uh, Come on,
honeybunch, don't be mad.
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This is all
a big misunderstanding.
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In fact, I got proof!
I'll show you. It's right here.
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What happened?
you didn't even fire!
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-Ha-ah!
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-Son of a bitch
did the exact same thing
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back when I told him
I was pregnant!
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Well that's one way
to avoid confrontation.
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-Knock, knock!
-Guys!
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Hey, I'm so glad
to see you.
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-Mmm, you too.
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Hey! Have you tried
these rat kebabs?
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They're incredible.
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You boys were dynamite
out there.
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Especially Gabe.
Who knew you had it in you?
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-That buzzing!
It's inside my head.
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Just like Maxine... her words
burrowing into my mind,
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laying eggs of doubt
and self-loathing.
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Shut up!
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-Is he okay?
-Yeah.
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Maxine says
we got to keep him on edge.
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It's his secret weapon.
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-That doesn't sound healthy.
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-He's fine! That's what's gonna
help them win
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that shipping container!
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After that,
we'll live like kings.
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-Yeah, but by that point,
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Gabe might be so far gone
he won't come back.
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I've seen this in the Congo.
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Male spider monkeys
so tense with anxiety,
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they lash out
and then self-destruct
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in a frenzy of panic
and pointless violence.
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-Nah! Gabe's okay.
Aren't ya, buddy?
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-Is that the...
-Bathroom bucket.
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Yeah, he uses to block
mind-readers.
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But other than that,
he is totally fine!
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Gabe, buddy, wake up.
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-Time to fight again?
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-Keep your voice down.
We're getting out of here.
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-What about your belt?
Your shiny belt?
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-Screw the belt!
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Ana said if we keep
making you fight,
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you could wind up dying
like a monkey spider.
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-In my own banana-web?
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-I don't know, man.
Come on!
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-Thank you!
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-I do not get paid enough
for this.
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-I was right. That doesn't sound
like supplies!
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-Ah!
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-I see you boys have met
your opponent for tomorrow.
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Gorth, come on out
and say hello.
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-Take these shitbags back
to their cage, will you?
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-Anxiety returning!
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-Good! 'Cause you're gonna
need it, Freakshow.
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-I think
I'm gonna hyperventilate.
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-Reel it in, Gabe. This is
no time to play with yourself.
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But don't worry. I got a plan.
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You pitch one of you fits,
and while he's distracted,
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I'll run away.
-Okay, then what?
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-Then, I'm gonna dig out
this wedgy.
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It's gone full penetration,
Gabe!
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It's shaving my taint
and dividing my nuggets.
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00:13:36,066 --> 00:13:38,496
Who would have thought gladiator
work would be so painful?
248
00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,330
-You know, caffeinated mud's
pretty tasty
249
00:13:50,467 --> 00:13:52,597
once you choke it down.
So, how're my champs doin'?
250
00:13:52,734 --> 00:13:54,404
-Dwayne,
we gotta get outta here.
251
00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:56,933
I need you to find our truck,
get us some weapons.
252
00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,366
-Whoa, whoa! You can't throw
in the towel now.
253
00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:01,570
It's the big Battle Royale.
254
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:04,870
Speaking of which...
I go to go make some bets.
255
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,170
-Gabe, listen,
when we get in there,
256
00:14:07,300 --> 00:14:10,170
you stay out of it, okay?
Just play dead or something.
257
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:13,300
-No. You need to trigger me.
It's the best chance we have.
258
00:14:13,433 --> 00:14:15,173
-Ana said it's not good for you.
259
00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,870
-Neither is getting decapitated,
but either way, I lose my head.
260
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,870
Just say something stupid,
or annoying, or incorrect.
261
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,500
My anxiety will do the rest.
262
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:26,873
-Uh... Okay. The Dimension
Patrol books are for losers?
263
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:31,500
-Rafe, I said "incorrect"
not "patently absurd"!
264
00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:37,167
-I'll give Johndoe one thing,
265
00:14:37,300 --> 00:14:39,970
he's slipperier than a bar
of soap in a prison shower.
266
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:42,600
Judith, my sensors
indicate that Cobretti
267
00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,274
may be fitted
with a tracking chip.
268
00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,630
The same chip we used
to track down General Hecks.
269
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,527
-Can you zero in on it?
270
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:54,526
-Nice probing, AENUS!
271
00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:02,930
-Mutants and wastelanders!
272
00:15:03,066 --> 00:15:06,926
Welcome to the Arena's
Final Battle Royale!
273
00:15:07,066 --> 00:15:09,626
Our champions were raised
274
00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:11,127
in a survival bunker
275
00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:15,066
by their obviously unhinged
doomsday-prepper mom!
276
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:18,170
The deep emotional scars
of their childhoods
277
00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,600
are finally paying off...
278
00:15:20,734 --> 00:15:24,474
in a blood-soaked orgy
of violence and slaughter!
279
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,200
Please welcome,
Rafe and Gabe Burns!
280
00:15:29,433 --> 00:15:31,103
-Burns?
281
00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:34,603
-Hey, are you and my Dad boning?
-What?
282
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:37,374
No! That's crazy!
283
00:15:37,500 --> 00:15:40,030
Why? Has...
someone say something?
284
00:15:40,166 --> 00:15:41,926
-I'll take that as a yes.
285
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,526
-Alright, I bet
every battery I have
286
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:46,027
on Gabe going
full loony tunes out there.
287
00:15:46,166 --> 00:15:48,326
What's with you two?
288
00:15:48,467 --> 00:15:50,467
-Us? Nothing.
289
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:55,570
-And in this corner,
the undefeated Arena Champion,
290
00:15:57,900 --> 00:16:01,070
Gorth the God Killer!
291
00:16:17,266 --> 00:16:18,896
Don't use a missile,
Judith.
292
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:21,373
The resulting blast would cause
too much collateral damage.
293
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:24,030
-Ah, you're no fun.
294
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:26,566
Engage sniper weapon
and scope.
295
00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:31,900
-Maybe this will get
you all wiggy.
296
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,903
Remember the time we found that
chocolate and then we lost it.
297
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:36,433
Well, I actually ate it.
298
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,927
-I knew that already.
299
00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,626
-I just don't know how
to trigger your anxiety!
300
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:43,967
-Yes you do!
You're a freaking expert at it.
301
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:47,270
You're the cause of it!
-Don't put that on me, bro!
302
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,300
Your weirdo worrying
is not my fault.
303
00:16:51,433 --> 00:16:53,773
-Well you do contribute to it.
In a huge way.
304
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,000
-That is so unfair!
I don't control how you think!
305
00:16:57,133 --> 00:17:01,033
-Then why is 90 % of my worrying
because of stuff you do!
306
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,126
-Dude, if it wasn't me causing
it, it would be something else!
307
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:07,926
I don't wanna sound like a dick,
but the problem is...you!
308
00:17:17,934 --> 00:17:20,374
-Hey, Johndoe... Uh?
309
00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:37,127
-Huh?
-Huh?
310
00:17:43,333 --> 00:17:44,933
-Boo!
311
00:17:52,066 --> 00:17:54,426
-It's Rafe and Gabe!
What are they doing?
312
00:17:54,567 --> 00:17:57,027
Probably kicking some ass.
313
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:59,626
Just like their mama.
314
00:18:08,533 --> 00:18:11,003
Damn it! He got me!
315
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,673
-Mr. Cobretti,
why are you here?
316
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:16,470
-Just wanted to help out
my buddies.
317
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:19,600
It's not like I came in here
to use you as human shields
318
00:18:19,734 --> 00:18:21,704
from a missile attack.
319
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:26,474
But, if you talk to your mom,
put in a good word for me, okay?
320
00:18:29,033 --> 00:18:31,103
-Why does Johndoe want us to put
a word in with mom?
321
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,073
-So not relevant right now!
322
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,170
-It's a little odd,
don't you think?
323
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,630
-Can we obsess over this later?
324
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,827
-Oh, I plan to.
-Wait! Can ya do it now?
325
00:18:38,967 --> 00:18:40,927
'Cause we kind of need
your superpower!
326
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,100
I'm afraid not.
327
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:46,103
When you were hit, my anxiety
kicked into overdrive then it...
328
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:48,103
levelled off.
329
00:18:48,233 --> 00:18:50,303
I've attained anxiety nirvana.
330
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:51,903
-That's great!
331
00:18:57,467 --> 00:18:59,327
-On no... My boys.
My sweet boys.
332
00:18:59,467 --> 00:19:02,027
Go for his balls!
333
00:19:02,166 --> 00:19:04,566
It's only fighting dirty
if you lose!
334
00:19:18,400 --> 00:19:20,300
Sniper gun back
online, Judith.
335
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:29,267
-Argh!
336
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:33,373
Disengaging.
We're going home.
337
00:19:33,500 --> 00:19:35,630
Why?
Because Johndoe helped them?
338
00:19:35,767 --> 00:19:38,667
Oh, Judith,
you've gone soft.
339
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,670
-Soft enough for you?
340
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:43,930
Okay, jeez.
Touchy. Touchy!
341
00:19:46,834 --> 00:19:50,604
-Oh, thanks, Mr. Cobretti.
But why did you help us?
342
00:19:50,734 --> 00:19:52,134
-And how do you know our mom?
343
00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:56,866
-Well, it's a long story that
I need a second to make up...
344
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,500
-Ladies and Gentlemen,
our new Champion... This guy!
345
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,467
You two.
I'm dropping your contracts.
346
00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,100
Get the hell out of before
we unfurl some body bags.
347
00:20:08,233 --> 00:20:10,633
-I gotta know.
Is there a grand prize?
348
00:20:10,767 --> 00:20:13,297
-Of course. And
since this handsome fella...
349
00:20:13,433 --> 00:20:14,873
-Call me Johndoe.
350
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,570
-Since Johndoe here technically
won. He gets it.
351
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,270
So, good night!
352
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:22,670
-Boys! Wait!
353
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,330
You guys did
most of the fighting,
354
00:20:24,467 --> 00:20:26,267
so you deserve those supplies...
355
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,100
At least half of them.
Say a third. Take a quarter.
356
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:31,733
You know what, an eighth!
You earned it.
357
00:20:31,867 --> 00:20:33,467
Catch you later.
358
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,530
-Hum...
-Oh!
359
00:20:43,734 --> 00:20:45,574
-I've been thinking
about what Maxine said.
360
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,470
Maybe I do have
an anxiety problem?
361
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,630
I should probably find a...
-Holy crap, Gabe!
362
00:20:49,767 --> 00:20:52,567
It's been days and days
of nothing but you, you, you!
363
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:54,570
Just give me some peace
for five minutes, okay?
364
00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:56,200
-Sorry.
365
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:57,773
You're mad
you didn't get a...
366
00:20:57,900 --> 00:20:59,900
-...a shiny championship belt,
yes!
367
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,830
So, back off,
I'm still processing this, okay?
368
00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:05,567
-And I'm the one
with the mental problem.
369
00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:16,373
General Hecks, sir?
370
00:21:16,500 --> 00:21:19,300
You're alive? And hideous!
371
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,800
So, this is yours? Nice.
372
00:21:22,934 --> 00:21:25,174
Just like how we used
to recruit operatives
373
00:21:25,300 --> 00:21:26,670
down in Val Verde.
374
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:29,600
I take it you're active again
375
00:21:29,734 --> 00:21:33,104
-Let's talk about getting us
back into that super-bunker.
376
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:36,273
-Affirmative. But I just ate.
377
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:39,030
Could you maybe throw a bag over
your head, sir?
378
00:21:42,533 --> 00:21:44,373
Too soon?
379
00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:51,096
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