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[EERIE SOUNDS]
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[SNAKE HISSING]
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[FAINT EERIE WHISPERS]
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[upbeat instrumental
music plays]
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Yo, what's up? It's Lil Yachty,
from Atlanta, Georgia.
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Um, the thing what got me
into, you know,
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taking this rap thing
serious was,
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you know, growing up,
my mom worked two jobs,
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and wanted to, you know,
live above for once,
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you know, you know,
provide for my family,
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so I think
that's what really drove me
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to, you know,
take this thing serious.
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[trills] You already know
the vibes.
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Your boy Desiigner,
New York City.
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And what really made me take
my career serious was, you know,
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when I was 14, I got shot.
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For me, I was
in the streets, wilin',
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doing things
I wasn't supposed to do, so,
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seen a vision,
and I started following it,
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and here I am today. No kizzy.
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Hey. Lil Dicky. I'm from
Cheltenham, Pennsylvania,
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which is the first suburb
right outside of Philadelphia.
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It's, like,
a stone's throw away, honestly.
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Two minute drive,
you're in... in the city.
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My childhood was ideal.
Like, I was very loved
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and respected
by my friends and family...
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How's it look?
Does he look too Jewish?
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DAVE:
Well, maybe I shouldn't say "ideal" actually.
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-Think it's a little late
to be asking that. -GATA: Too Jewish?
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He don't even got the shit
on his head or nothing.
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There was a lot of body trauma,
if I'm being honest with you,
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a couple of procedures
I wish I could have back,
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a second crack at it,
but you live and you learn,
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um, as they say, and...
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Anyways, I went to college,
uh, University of Richmond,
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and I graduated as the
marketing student of the year.
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And actually, Businessweek
ranked my undergraduate program
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as the number-one undergraduate
marketing program in America.
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So by the transitive property,
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I was incredibly
well-positioned.
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And I got a job
at an ad agency.
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And it was cool.
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Like, uh, you know,
but it just, like...
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I've always felt like
I was the one, genuinely.
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So, I went for it,
and here I am.
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What was the question, again?
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You doing commercials?
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Yeah, I-I have, like,
ten commercials on TV.
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Brrra. Geek geek!
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Yeah. Can we actually, uh,
not put that part in the edit?
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Um, who do I need
to talk to about that?
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Uh, I'd actually love to...
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Just because I'm very,
like, careful
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about how
I do my branding and...
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Oh, that's great.
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-♪ Bound♪
-♪ Bound♪
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♪ Bound♪
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♪ Bound to fall in love♪
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♪ Bound...♪
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Hey. Hey.
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-Hey!
-♪ Boun...♪
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-It's just me.
-Oh. Hi.
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Did you switch chairs with me?
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-Uh...
-Uh...
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You could interpret it that way.
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-Give it back.
-Okay.
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-Slugs.
-[imitating Mike Tyson]: My back is broken.
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-Well, you know.
-Spinal.
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-Mike Tyson?
-I have no idea what that reference is.
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What you got for me?
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-TD Ameritrade?
-Mm-hmm.
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Sure.
Let me pull up my list.
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Okay, so I've got one idea.
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-Just one?
-It's the best idea
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probably that's ever
come out of this building, so...
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-Okay, let's hear it.
-Would you be interested in hearing
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-an idea like that?
-I would love to hear your idea.
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Great. Imagine driving
down the street, right?
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You look up,
you see a billboard.
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But there's a human being
strapped to it.
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Like, actually up, strapped.
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-Mm-hmm.
-And it just says. "Strapped for cash?
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-TD Ameritrade."
-Mm-hmm.
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It's clean, it's simple,
it's newsworthy.
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I think, like,
reporters would report.
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It's an online brokerage firm.
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They're not buying
anything funny.
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I don't know.
I chose not
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to have any inhibitions
and dream big.
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Like, I'm not putting any
unnecessary limitations on this.
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The limitations are necessary,
or you're just wasting time.
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-Okay, number two on the list.
-Mm-hmm.
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If you were to hear me say,
"I'm dick-fingering a girl,"
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in a song,
how would you interpret that?
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-That you're a loser?
-'Cause every song's about sex.
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-I've never heard
such unique phrasing. -Yeah, but no guy
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has ever said,
"I want to dick-finger you."
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Bingo. Exactly.
Why would...
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That's-that's first mover
advantage. Oh!
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I figured out my rap name.
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Oh, my God, what is it?
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Well, take a moment
and really absorb this,
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because you're probably
gonna, like,
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replay this moment
a couple dozen times.
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-Tell me.
-Call me...
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Norm Bender.
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Norm... Bender?
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Yeah, like, my...
as if my name were Norman.
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-MAN: Yo, Burd.
-'Cause I bend norms at every...
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-Burd.
-I'm Norm Bender.
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Yo, here, here. Look.
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-You done Chatroulette yet?
-Oh, yeah. Huh.
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-I think I've seen this before.
-Is this-is this...
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-This is a global...
-Yeah. You, like, connect
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with a bunch of different
people all over the world.
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-It's, uh...
-Oh I... Ew. -Oh, wow.
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-Uh, yeah. Sorry. Yeah.
-Guy's dick is made of meat.
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-There's a lot of dicks on this.
-Hey, what do you need from us?
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-Let's cream. Uh...
-Hold on. Hold on.
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-Uh, here we go. Here we go.
-Lower my voice.
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Well, they keep nexting us,
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but I'm ready to make him cream.
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-Mm. Yup.
-Oh.
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-Hello, sir.
-Oh, hi.
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Hey, how's it going?
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DAVE:
Just hanging... out.
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Are you... my father?
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-MAN: Um... I don't think so.
-[laughter]
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-Nice.
-Ah.
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-MAN: Okay.
-DAVE: That's funny. -Hey, chubby.
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MAN:
Just working from home.
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-Looking for people to talk to.
-EMMA: Shit. Jeff.
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[clears throat]
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DAVE:
So we should work hard at this task.
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-Did he see us?
-Mm, I don't know.
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-It's fine.
-I don't know. I'm not...
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Guys, I've done coke
with one of the partners
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at the holiday party.
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I'm not gonna say who, but
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-trust me, we're good. It's...
-I've never done coke, but...
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-I'm on Adderall.
-Ah, nice. Can I get some?
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Can't do it. My mom made me
promise not to give any away.
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Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
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-Dave.
-Of course.
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What about "of course"?
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"TD Ameritrade. Of course."
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-Of course not.
-Well...
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Maybe just think
of it differently.
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Like, what kind of movies
do you like?
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Uh, Warner Brothers?
They're the most consistent.
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-Never mind.
-[phone dings]
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Wow! Kanye's new album
just dropped. Yeezusis here.
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-Yeezusis here?
-Yeah, isn't that the best title
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you've ever heard? That's such
a Kanye title. I love it.
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-Yeezus.
-So arrogant and lacking self-awareness.
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Very Kanye.
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What on God's green earth
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-are you even talking about?
-[laughs]
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If Kanye wasn't that way,
he would never be Kanye.
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He wouldn't even be a rapper.
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This is gonna hit me
at the perfect time.
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Every time I listen to him,
it's like
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there's nothing in my way
and I can achieve all my dreams.
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Aw.
Is the world in your way?
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You got to understand
I have always felt
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like I was the biggest star
on the planet.
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-You?
-Yeah, me. I used to watch The Truman Show
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and think that that was me--
that everyone was watching me
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because I was, like, destined
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to provide entertainment
for everybody.
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And I still feel that way,
and I'm gonna go for it fully.
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I'm just waiting on the moment
for my boat to hit the wall,
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like at the end of the movie?
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So you've always
been delusional?
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-Or I've always said
-Or...
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that I can live with failure,
but I can't live with what-ifs.
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It must be nice
to live in a world
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where dreams
don't have to be dreams.
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Guys, seriously?
How am I still here right now
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and you're playing
fucking basketball?
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EMMA:
Sorry, Stephen. We're so sorry.
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Our bad, big dog.
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-[scoffs]
-That's... Mm.
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Did you just
call our boss big dog?
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I did, but it doesn't
really matter.
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In five years, he's gonna
be remembering the time
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he had this conversation with me
when I was wasting
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my national treasure of a brain
on TD Ameritrade.
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This fucking sucks.
This must be exactly
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what Kanye felt like
when he worked at the Gap.
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I've hit a wall.
I got to go home.
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You want to head out?
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I think I got a little bit more
left in me,
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so I'm just gonna stick around,
but I'll see you tomorrow.
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All right.
Good night, Slug.
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-Good night. Love you.
-Love you.
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♪ Blood on the leaves♪
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♪ I just need
to clear my mind now♪
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♪ It's been racin'
since the summertime♪
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-♪ Leaves♪
-♪ Now I'm holdin' down the summer now♪
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-♪ Leaves♪
♪ And all I want is what I can't buy now♪
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-♪ Blood on the leaves♪
-♪ 'Cause I♪
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♪ Ain't got the money
on me right now♪
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♪ And I told you to wait♪
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-♪ Leaves♪
-♪ Yeah, I told you to wait♪
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-♪ Leaves♪
-Would be lost without me♪
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-♪ We could've been somebody♪
-♪ Strange fruit♪
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-♪ Hanging♪
-♪ Thought you'd be different 'bout it♪
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♪ We could've been somebody♪
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♪ 'Stead you had
to tell somebody♪
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♪ Let's take it back
to the first party.♪
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[indistinct chatter]
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♪ Got a couple bars
I don't even rap♪
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♪ Any party,
pull up hella tardy♪
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♪ Hypin' up the crowd
like I'm Rick and Morty♪
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Can't wait for this to be over.
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-I'm so stressed
about this cypher. -GATA: What?!
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LD, you just made
the XXLFreshman list.
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You used to dream about
that type of shit.
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And you got bars.
Ain't nobody spittin' like you.
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If you want, there's a barber.
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You can get a haircut
if that's... Does that help?
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I don't understand how
we haven't gotten the beat yet.
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Like, how am I supposed
to know how to rap
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if I don't know
what we're rapping over?
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Look around. You made it.
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If I would've told you this
back in the cube...
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-♪ My dick sucks,
my dick sucks...♪ -Fuck.
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GATA:
What? This is my song.
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-Song's so old.
-This is my shit right here, bro.
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-♪ My dick sucks...♪
-GATA: LD?
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We don't have to hear
any more of this.
236
00:08:57,841 --> 00:08:59,539
Everyone's heard this before.
237
00:08:59,582 --> 00:09:02,237
Yeah, you doing some funny shit
tomorrow, Lil Dicky?
238
00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,065
I don't think so, Lil Yachty.
239
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,588
-I feel like... I don't know.
-DAVE EAST: Fuck this shit.
240
00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,242
I'm putting up my shit.
241
00:09:07,285 --> 00:09:09,070
Power move.
242
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,811
-Yeah.
-DAVE: I respect that.
243
00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,509
That's what it fucking
sound like, no doubt.
244
00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:15,903
-Yeah.
-Oh.
245
00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,386
I respect you.
246
00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,780
Uh, hey, we went to University
of Richmond together,
247
00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,390
believe it or not.
248
00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:27,654
-Same year. Yeah.
-Seriously?
249
00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,307
-Yeah.
-I don't remember you at all.
250
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:31,309
Yeah, uh, we probably had,
you know,
251
00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,094
drastically different
social groups.
252
00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,878
-I got kicked out
my freshman year. -I know.
253
00:09:34,922 --> 00:09:36,401
-It was, like...
-You made it through?
254
00:09:36,445 --> 00:09:37,794
I did. I made it all the way.
I graduated.
255
00:09:37,838 --> 00:09:39,230
I was actually
the student of my year.
256
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:41,102
-That's what's up.
-Uh, but I remember
257
00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,625
when you got kicked out because
you were on the basketball team,
258
00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:44,627
and it make me so upset
because the team--
259
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,803
I, like, had such hopes
for that team.
260
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:47,935
And, like, you were a big part
of that puzzle,
261
00:09:47,978 --> 00:09:49,632
so when you got kicked out,
262
00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:50,851
it was, like, very...
uh, it was a bummer for me.
263
00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,635
-Uh.
-Obviously, I was upset
264
00:09:52,679 --> 00:09:55,856
for you as a man, primarily.
265
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:58,859
Your underwear is exposed.
266
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,820
♪ Me and S-Game at the X Games♪
267
00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,561
♪ Bitch blowing up my phone
playing text games♪
268
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,085
♪ OGE life on my neck, man...♪
269
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:10,740
Yo, are you, like,
Lil Dicky girlfriend
270
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,307
or something like that?
271
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,048
Oh, hell, no.
He wishes.
272
00:10:14,091 --> 00:10:15,789
-I just film him.
-Oh, you film?
273
00:10:15,832 --> 00:10:17,834
Oh, well, shit,
I'm looking for a new director
274
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:19,706
of my music video myself, 'cause
275
00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:22,317
the last dude-- trash.
You boot, man.
276
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,710
No, I just do it for fun,
277
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:25,363
-not for real.
-Oh.
278
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,104
I made his logos, though.
279
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,498
That's cool.
280
00:10:30,847 --> 00:10:33,154
Can I get at those Takis,
though?
281
00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:35,678
-Yeah. Sorry.
-Thanks.
282
00:10:35,722 --> 00:10:37,767
♪ OGE got bitches
on top of bitches♪
283
00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:39,639
♪ I ain't talkin'
two or three, I'm talkin'...♪
284
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,119
Okay, look at you, over here
networking with Denzel Curry,
285
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,121
connecting the dots.
That's what I'm trying to do.
286
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,862
Yeah, I wouldn't
call that networking.
287
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,864
Why not? Look where we at.
I'm trying to get a verse
288
00:10:47,908 --> 00:10:50,258
from one of these rappers,
I need a manager and publicist.
289
00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:52,521
I'm trying to make something
shake out here, Emma.
290
00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:54,262
No, I'm not trying
to be thirsty, you know?
291
00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,394
I'm not thirsty. I'm just
hungry. Man, I got to eat.
292
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:57,787
Like, for real, don't be afraid.
293
00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:00,747
-I...
-Dada!
294
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:05,882
Where your, like,
monitor, supervisor?
295
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,928
Like, who...
Nobody watching you, brah?
296
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:11,322
I feel you, though, man. I used
to be just like you-- young,
297
00:11:11,366 --> 00:11:14,543
out here, lost, fresh, wiggling,
man, like, for real, man.
298
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,240
I used to be a kid, too, myself.
299
00:11:16,284 --> 00:11:17,677
But it's gonna
be all right, man.
300
00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,026
Just keep your head up,
little homie.
301
00:11:19,069 --> 00:11:21,115
-You gonna be straight.
-WOMAN: Damian?!
302
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:22,464
[babbles]
303
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:24,161
Sorry about that, y'all.
304
00:11:24,205 --> 00:11:26,033
♪ Mucho D,
niggas trash bitches♪
305
00:11:26,076 --> 00:11:29,776
♪ OGE life, nigga, nigga,
ass bitches♪
306
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:34,084
Damn. That's motivation
right there. Real shit.
307
00:11:34,128 --> 00:11:35,956
But I'm about to go get
this Desiigner verse, though.
308
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,001
You see me? I'm out here suited
and booted. I got to get it.
309
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:39,829
-♪ Tell 'em come through♪
-♪ No, I know♪
310
00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,439
♪ The party poppin'
over here, poppin'.♪
311
00:11:41,483 --> 00:11:44,007
STEPHEN:
Uh-huh. Yeah. No, yeah, I get it,
312
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,706
but we need someone
who knows this world.
313
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,709
Huh? Her? I...
314
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,320
I would not put her on it, no.
315
00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:55,845
Yeah, maybe Dan. I could work
with Dan, sure. All right.
316
00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,761
I need you guys to help me out
with some TV spots.
317
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,284
What do you say?
318
00:12:00,328 --> 00:12:03,331
-TV?
-Yeah. -Great.
319
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:05,028
John and Vicky are out
of the office this week,
320
00:12:05,072 --> 00:12:07,074
so can you guys work
on the Mountain Dew campaign?
321
00:12:07,117 --> 00:12:08,423
-We absolutely can.
-Yeah.
322
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:09,903
-All right.
-Great.
323
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,426
We've got an internal
with Jeff tomorrow,
324
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,384
so, uh, why don't we circle back
in the A.M. Cool?
325
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:14,951
-Yeah.
-Oh, yes, I'd love to meet Jeff.
326
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,953
Have you guys ever done TV?
327
00:12:16,997 --> 00:12:18,563
-No.
-Not yet. -Well,
328
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:20,130
hopefully you'll do better
than your Eagles did
329
00:12:20,174 --> 00:12:21,610
against my New York
football Giants last week.
330
00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:24,221
Oh, my God. We literally
had our third-string
331
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,919
quarterback out there.
We were totally under...
332
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,921
How are you bragging about that?
Get a grip.
333
00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,879
I bet you guys wish
you had Julio Jones.
334
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,881
He's on my fantasy team.
335
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:33,840
He's, like, leading the league
in YAC yards, so...
336
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,537
-She's a Falcons fan.
-STEPHEN: Well, actually,
337
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,104
YAC yards
is kind of like saying,
338
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,888
"yards after catch yards."
339
00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:40,629
-So...
-Oh.
340
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:41,848
-It's true.
-STEPHEN: Anyway, I will
341
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,240
shoot Dave the brief,
342
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,764
and you guys'll
be off and running.
343
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:46,417
-Shoot it to me.
-Yeah. -Can you cc me?
344
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:48,202
-Yeah. I can just
-Or...
345
00:12:48,245 --> 00:12:49,986
-forward it, whatever's clever.
-Yeah. Just forward it.
346
00:12:50,030 --> 00:12:51,335
DAVE:
We are gonna kill this fuckin'... Ooh, sorry.
347
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:52,859
But we're gonna kill this thing.
348
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:54,295
-Do it. Do it.
-Thank you.
349
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:55,731
You won't regret it. Thank you.
350
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,995
Mountain Dew.
Mountain Dew. Dew, Dew.
351
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:00,692
Dew, Dew. Doo-doo.
352
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:04,174
Hey, I got a buddy who loves
shitting in the mall.
353
00:13:04,218 --> 00:13:05,828
What's his favorite movie?
354
00:13:05,872 --> 00:13:07,351
What?
355
00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,964
Paul Fart: Mall Poop.
356
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,618
Dave, it's way too late
for that.
357
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,055
There's people out here,
by the way.
358
00:13:15,098 --> 00:13:16,273
Can we, like...
This is a little crazy.
359
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:17,753
I thought
you were a competitor.
360
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,668
I want to see
what these doofuses got.
361
00:13:19,711 --> 00:13:21,061
See what we're up against.
362
00:13:21,104 --> 00:13:23,672
Well...
Mountain Dewfus.
363
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,065
I'm excited
to get in front of Jeff.
364
00:13:25,108 --> 00:13:26,718
That guy's got
such a presence to him.
365
00:13:26,762 --> 00:13:29,243
Well, that's what happens
when you own an ad agency.
366
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:32,420
Ooh, let me check
Adrian's office.
367
00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,509
Why do you care
so much about this?
368
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,641
-It's like trash digging or...
-Because making commercials is
369
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:38,687
so much cooler
than dumb-ass billboards.
370
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,081
I've been waiting
over a year to make TV spots.
371
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,560
So if you could do
whatever you want in life,
372
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:44,388
you would, what,
make Super Bowl commercials?
373
00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:46,216
If I could do anything,
I'd direct movies.
374
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:49,132
What? How have I never
heard this before?
375
00:13:49,176 --> 00:13:50,873
Just don't feel like
it's a real job.
376
00:13:50,917 --> 00:13:52,222
What do you mean?
It's definitely a real job.
377
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,267
Every movie you see
has a director.
378
00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:55,095
I understand how it works, Dave.
379
00:13:55,138 --> 00:13:57,140
It's just 99% of directors
don't make it.
380
00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:59,142
Yeah, but what if
you're the one...
381
00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:00,927
-Can you just help me?
-Don't be such a buzzkill.
382
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,624
This is, like,
a rebellious brand, you know.
383
00:14:02,667 --> 00:14:04,452
You got to, like,
unleash me here.
384
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,063
You'd be surprised what they're
probably capable of doing.
385
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,543
Please allow me
to unleash my inner Kanye
386
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:10,501
on this fucking shit.
387
00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:13,200
Okay.
388
00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:15,985
Okay.
389
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,379
What?
390
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,772
So I'd be rapping,
rapping, rapping.
391
00:14:20,816 --> 00:14:23,558
Swagger, charisma,
all of that, hopefully.
392
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,300
Go around, I guess,
over and over
393
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,258
until the song is done.
I don't know.
394
00:14:28,302 --> 00:14:29,912
But don't think all these people
will have to, like,
395
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:31,696
turn their heads to see you?
396
00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,089
I didn't think about that.
397
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,786
I think
you should go under the table.
398
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:36,963
It'll be so sick.
Come through here.
399
00:14:37,006 --> 00:14:39,661
-Like, crawl?
-Yeah, and then, like, rap here,
400
00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,490
rap here, and then you'll be
in the middle performing.
401
00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,231
-Crawl.
-You want me to crawl under the table in front of Jeff?
402
00:14:44,274 --> 00:14:46,842
Yeah. Look, here. I'll show you
'cause you can't see.
403
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,149
I'm rapping. I'm rapping.
You have no idea what I'm doing.
404
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,194
-And I shoot through the table
like a rat. -Yeah.
405
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:52,892
-And down.
-And I'm up here, and then there.
406
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,415
Wow. And then I'm here, and then
everyone's staring at me.
407
00:14:54,458 --> 00:14:56,286
-Then head over here.
-Yeah. Then I could even,
408
00:14:56,330 --> 00:14:58,810
-uh, high-five people
if I wanted to. -[laughing]: Yes.
409
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,508
-Is that... How does it look?
-Yes. Cut.
410
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:02,118
-Cut.
-Look.
411
00:15:02,162 --> 00:15:03,728
Oh, that's way sicker.
412
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:05,426
-Right?
-Yeah, I like that a lot.
413
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:09,212
And then I'll design
some awesome graphics on the TV.
414
00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:11,040
-Slug?
-Yeah.
415
00:15:11,084 --> 00:15:12,999
Will you direct my real
music videos when I make them
416
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,130
when I'm a real rapper?
417
00:15:14,174 --> 00:15:15,958
Definitely, Slug.
418
00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:18,004
Hey, but don't get too ex...
Oh, you're giving me a hug?
419
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,222
-Yeah.
-Aw.
420
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:21,224
Don't get too excited, okay?
421
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,791
It's gonna be an all-nighter.
So write your rap
422
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,053
and I'll work on the visuals.
423
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,968
-All-nighter?
-Yup.
424
00:15:26,012 --> 00:15:27,883
I've never pulled
one of those before.
425
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,713
-Ever?
-Ever. The latest I've ever stayed up-- 3:45 a.m.
426
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:33,671
New York City, am I right?
427
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,760
Fuck. They got strip clubs
out there.
428
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,980
-Yup.
-Got one night to write a rap.
429
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,983
-That's fine. I thrive
in the face of pressure. -Yeah.
430
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,029
I better drink some fucking
Mountain Dew if I'm gonna...
431
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:44,769
-Caffeinated. Go for it.
-The...
432
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,510
-Oh, my God!
-[groans]
433
00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:48,991
You're supposed to do that
with an empty can.
434
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:51,515
-Are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm fine. Please, I can't be touched.
435
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,215
MIKE:
Hey, Sherry, just following up to see if we can get that beat
436
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,826
for the cypher
because LD is big on prep.
437
00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,959
It's just not something we do.
We never give it out
438
00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,569
in advance.
439
00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,397
Yeah, I hear that,
but, um, you know,
440
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:05,573
think about, like,
today, culturally.
441
00:16:05,616 --> 00:16:07,662
That might be, like, a past
type of way of thinking.
442
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:10,317
You know, like, shouldn't we be,
like, uplifting everyone
443
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:12,797
and celebrating this talent
and showcase it,
444
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,191
not pitting everyone,
uh, at odds?
445
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:19,587
Especially with, uh,
social, uh, ongoings
446
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,677
and, like, the, you know,
uh, like, today?
447
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,853
MIKE:
Sherry, you know what? We really just want
448
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,724
to be prepared,
and it's not a competition,
449
00:16:26,768 --> 00:16:28,683
so if we get the beat early,
everybody wins.
450
00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:30,685
This is a competition.
That's the point of it.
451
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:32,382
Look, a lot of times,
452
00:16:32,426 --> 00:16:34,471
people just use verses
from unreleased songs.
453
00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,038
Hey, you know what?
That's cool,
454
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,258
but I don't really
have any unreleased verses,
455
00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:40,216
you know?
So that's just not something
456
00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,436
I can tap into, unfortunately,
and if I could,
457
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,307
I probably wouldn't be,
like, revealing it
458
00:16:44,351 --> 00:16:46,353
for a the first time, over a
beat I never heard, to America.
459
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,355
-You know what I mean?
-See you tomorrow, Dave.
460
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:50,052
-So if we can just talk about...
-[hangs up]
461
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,489
Fuck!
462
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:55,492
Great. I'm gonna be up the
entire night writing some verse
463
00:16:55,536 --> 00:16:59,061
that can fit over any beat,
tempo that's ever existed.
464
00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:02,064
Bro, that's what rappers do,
bro. You got it. Game six.
465
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:04,066
Seven. It's seven, Gata.
Who said six?
466
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,720
-That's...
What are you talking about? -Fuck.
467
00:17:05,763 --> 00:17:07,287
Oh, nah.
He closing out in six, bro.
468
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,071
Icons can do anything.
Jordan played baseball.
469
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,073
You know what I'm saying?
Bo Jackson did it all.
470
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,553
-You got it.
-Ants.
471
00:17:12,596 --> 00:17:13,902
It's gonna work out
like it always does.
472
00:17:13,945 --> 00:17:16,383
You're born
to do this, remember?
473
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:19,081
♪
474
00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,475
[humming softly]
475
00:17:26,175 --> 00:17:28,699
Black coffee, almond milk
for the all-night woman.
476
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,788
Black coffee can't have milk.
477
00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:32,921
What am I adding
the milk to, then?
478
00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,270
Coffee.
479
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:37,099
It feels racial.
480
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:39,971
Want to know another fun fact?
481
00:17:40,015 --> 00:17:42,452
I've never actually rapped
in front of anybody before.
482
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,889
-Like, ever.
-Wait. Are you nervous?
483
00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,109
Uh, look, I don't know.
Fuck.
484
00:17:47,153 --> 00:17:48,937
Jeff's, like,
an intimidating guy, and, uh,
485
00:17:48,980 --> 00:17:50,330
this is all coming
kind of quickly,
486
00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,592
and I just want
to make sure I'm ready...
487
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,028
Dave, if you want
to be a rapper,
488
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,682
you're gonna have
to do this eventually.
489
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,336
Might as well pop your cherry
in front of a bunch
490
00:17:56,379 --> 00:17:57,859
of white dudes who won't even
know what's cool or not.
491
00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,991
-It's gonna be cool.
-You're gonna be fine.
492
00:18:00,035 --> 00:18:01,645
-Absolutely. I got it.
-You got this.
493
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,212
Speaking of which...
Stephen,
494
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:05,258
we got quite the pitch
for Mountain Dew today.
495
00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:08,174
-Yes, we do.
-Oh, fuck. I'm sorry.
496
00:18:08,217 --> 00:18:11,873
Um, John and Vicky actually
sent some stuff in.
497
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,962
Aren't they on vacation?
498
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,921
Yeah. Yeah,
they are fuckin' rock stars.
499
00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,402
Anyway, um, we've got enough
manpower on Dew,
500
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,710
so, uh, why don't you guys
get back to work on TDA?
501
00:18:22,753 --> 00:18:24,929
Whoa, whoa, so we're not doing
any TV commercials?
502
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:27,236
Can we just give you
the elevator pitch?
503
00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,803
Don't even worry about it.
504
00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:30,892
Just TDA, guys. Thanks.
505
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:37,072
Fuck this fucking place.
506
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,944
Shit.
507
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,302
Long night last night?
508
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:51,782
-Yeah.
-Oh, uh,
509
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,829
I think I just saw your father
in conference room two.
510
00:18:56,091 --> 00:18:58,049
Sony's here.
511
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:01,401
Everybody's Asian. It's crazy.
[chuckles]
512
00:19:01,444 --> 00:19:03,490
[chuckles]
513
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,808
-Slug?
-Mm.
514
00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:20,768
Let's win
the Mountain Dew pitch today.
515
00:19:20,811 --> 00:19:22,857
Did you just, like,
snort Adderall?
516
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:24,250
We're not even in the meeting.
517
00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:26,469
So what?
Let's just fucking crash it.
518
00:19:26,513 --> 00:19:28,167
Who cares?
519
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:30,952
Just went in ther...
You can't... That's not...
520
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,780
-That would never fly.
-Aren't you the one
521
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:35,391
who said you can live with
failure, not with what-ifs?
522
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,350
That was I.
523
00:19:37,393 --> 00:19:38,960
-Their tagline is "Do the Dew."
-It is.
524
00:19:39,003 --> 00:19:40,570
-I feel it.
-They're all about doing.
525
00:19:40,614 --> 00:19:42,877
We got to just...
do it, you know?
526
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:44,444
You're treading into
Nike territory, but fuck yeah,
527
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,446
-I'm down. How do we... Let's...
-Fuck yeah.
528
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,535
-Fuck, that's a...
I love that shit. -Let's fucking fuck it up!
529
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:49,710
-Exactly. [grunts]
-Do you have the music? Okay. That's a lot,
530
00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,668
but, yes, uh, I'm ready.
Uh...
531
00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:53,627
-Ready?
-Let's go!
532
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,456
♪
533
00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,853
♪ I left out of school
without mama's permission...♪
534
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:06,553
Bro, you didn't tell me they had
DJ Drama here today, bro.
535
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:07,989
You know it's about
to go up, bro.
536
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,077
You got to snap, dawg, for real.
537
00:20:09,120 --> 00:20:11,035
You know who that is, right?
538
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:12,950
MIKE:
Gata, he doesn't need the pressure right now, man.
539
00:20:12,994 --> 00:20:14,387
-Just...
-GATA: He bust again?
540
00:20:14,430 --> 00:20:16,693
MIKE:
I know, bro, but not now.
541
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:17,955
♪ I stand but now
I'm the type of nigga...♪
542
00:20:17,999 --> 00:20:19,957
Hey.
543
00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,959
♪ I ain't got to dump,
twelve o'clock in the whip♪
544
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,310
♪ Looking for the trunk,
and you can't fake the funk♪
545
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,181
-Oh... Oh.
-♪ Pistol attached to a nigga like breast lumps♪
546
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,402
♪ Lot on the black pump,
pumping on tank three♪
547
00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,881
♪ 3:00 in the morning,
I'm half-asleep...♪
548
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,318
[phone dings]
549
00:20:32,361 --> 00:20:34,145
-[whispering]: Check your phone.
-What?
550
00:20:34,189 --> 00:20:35,669
Check your phone.
I was just flirting with the DJ.
551
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,410
I texted you the beat.
552
00:20:37,453 --> 00:20:39,368
♪ Income and the getting
the bag, though♪
553
00:20:39,412 --> 00:20:41,196
♪ I'm through the back door
with my main bitch♪
554
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,284
♪ Can't get caught
with my side ho♪
555
00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:43,546
♪ I got Bape on...♪
556
00:20:43,590 --> 00:20:45,287
You're welcome.
557
00:20:45,331 --> 00:20:47,071
♪ Bring the bricks
on the high low♪
558
00:20:47,115 --> 00:20:48,725
♪ This bitch only five, four
but her throat♪
559
00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:50,423
♪ Feel like
it's seven feet deep♪
560
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,120
♪ She sucking dick
with a blindfold♪
561
00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,948
♪ Made me disappear
like my weed♪
562
00:20:53,991 --> 00:20:55,950
♪ I'm going in, bitch,
it's guaranteed...♪
563
00:20:55,993 --> 00:20:58,866
Hey, Gata, I want to direct
one of your videos.
564
00:20:58,909 --> 00:21:00,737
You serious?
565
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:03,349
But you know I ain't got no
money for no music video, Emma.
566
00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,872
That's fine.
I just want to do shit.
567
00:21:04,915 --> 00:21:06,569
-You for real?
-Yeah.
568
00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:09,442
Oh, shit! This about to up
my gander, like, for real.
569
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,878
This is big-time.
Like, top-tier.
570
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,314
You really about
to do this shit for me?
571
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,750
-Yeah.
-Hey, where's Lil Dicky?
572
00:21:13,794 --> 00:21:17,101
-I don't know.
-I'm not even sure.
573
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:19,103
Anyone got eyes on Dicky?
574
00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,192
[pulsing beat playing]
575
00:21:23,499 --> 00:21:25,501
New crib. New crib. New crib.
576
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:27,547
♪ Chop, and you
know that, boy♪
577
00:21:27,590 --> 00:21:29,549
♪ New crib
doesn't have a driveway♪
578
00:21:29,592 --> 00:21:31,420
♪ Still pulling out
when I fuck by the fireplace♪
579
00:21:31,464 --> 00:21:33,640
♪ I might be
hip-hop Ryan Gosling♪
580
00:21:33,683 --> 00:21:35,598
♪ I don't want to think about
it, it's just too exhausting♪
581
00:21:35,642 --> 00:21:37,296
♪ Kissin' on your baby
like the boy politician♪
582
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:39,210
♪ Out tough shit,
overcooked chicken♪
583
00:21:39,254 --> 00:21:41,300
♪ Hoppin' out the Lyft,
no tippin', I'm rich♪
584
00:21:41,343 --> 00:21:43,084
♪ So sick, getting' blown,
I'm just makin' a wish, uh♪
585
00:21:43,127 --> 00:21:45,086
♪ Show out,
only that you and I alike♪
586
00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,262
♪ Pronouns, girls want
to go out, white, snowout♪
587
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,829
♪ Hair's so straight,
blow out♪
588
00:21:48,872 --> 00:21:50,700
♪ Touchdown score,
no toe out♪
589
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:52,528
♪ Run around the telly,
bein' loud as fuck♪
590
00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,487
♪ Maid stop comin' back,
turn down for what?♪
591
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,097
♪ Name hotter than
a motherfuckin' crowded bus♪
592
00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:57,490
♪ That Lil Dicky
gotXXL, huh?♪
593
00:21:57,533 --> 00:21:58,621
Yes!
594
00:21:58,665 --> 00:22:00,057
♪
595
00:22:00,101 --> 00:22:02,973
Hey, Dave, keep in mind,
596
00:22:03,017 --> 00:22:05,280
your clothes are really dark,
so don't lose your light.
597
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,847
-Every rapper has a spotlight.
-I'm gonna do it how I'm gonna do it.
598
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,458
I have to.
599
00:22:09,502 --> 00:22:11,547
♪
600
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,858
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
Rolling. Quiet, y'all.
601
00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:19,903
-MAN: Still rolling sound.
-GATA: Don't worry,
602
00:22:19,947 --> 00:22:22,123
he good, he got this.
That's what he do.
603
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,343
They can't spit like him.
He gonna be good.
604
00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,475
-ASSISTANT DIRECTOR:
Dave East, you're up. -Here I come.
605
00:22:26,519 --> 00:22:27,781
Kill that shit, Dave.
606
00:22:27,824 --> 00:22:30,566
Y'all ready.
Let's do this shit.
607
00:22:30,610 --> 00:22:32,612
[pulsing beat playing]
608
00:22:36,224 --> 00:22:39,096
♪ Chop, and you
know that, boy♪
609
00:22:39,140 --> 00:22:41,185
♪
610
00:22:43,753 --> 00:22:45,929
Yo, this slow-ass beat
ain't it, man.
611
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,714
-LIL YACHTY: You playin', man.
-DESIIGNER: Hey, yo this shit.
612
00:22:47,757 --> 00:22:49,759
-DAVE EAST: That's wack. Wack.
-DENZEL: Speed it up, bro.
613
00:22:49,803 --> 00:22:51,892
I got a different one. I got-
I got something else. Here.
614
00:22:51,935 --> 00:22:53,502
DENZEL:
Let's do that. Let's do that.
615
00:22:53,546 --> 00:22:54,808
Oh, I need something else.
616
00:22:54,851 --> 00:22:56,723
-Yeah.
-[lively beat playing]
617
00:22:56,766 --> 00:22:59,421
DAVE EAST:
Yeah.
618
00:22:59,465 --> 00:23:01,380
Thank you, man.
619
00:23:01,423 --> 00:23:03,904
Uh, one, two.
One, two. One, two.
620
00:23:03,947 --> 00:23:05,732
♪ Yo, not the one
up in the sky♪
621
00:23:05,775 --> 00:23:07,168
♪ Till the day that I die...♪
622
00:23:08,778 --> 00:23:10,171
♪ I'm the best rapper alive.♪
623
00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:13,087
[applause, cheering]
624
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:14,088
LIL YACHTY:
Don't play with him, bro.
625
00:23:14,131 --> 00:23:15,219
[indistinct chatter]
626
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:16,960
-Hey.
-[whoops]
627
00:23:17,004 --> 00:23:18,614
-It's going out the end.
-That was really good.
628
00:23:18,658 --> 00:23:22,270
-That was really good.
-DESIIGNER: Crazy.
629
00:23:22,313 --> 00:23:23,880
Lil Dicky?
630
00:23:23,924 --> 00:23:25,273
-Me?
-You're up.
631
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:27,101
-Okay.
-[lively beat playing]
632
00:23:27,144 --> 00:23:29,843
-Kill that shit.
-DESIIGNER: Were you nervous?
633
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:31,758
[indistinct chatter]
634
00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:34,108
-All right.
-Yeah, I'll take your word for it, Dave.
635
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,805
DAVE:
♪ Yo♪
636
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:38,155
♪ New crib doesn't
have a driveway♪
637
00:23:38,199 --> 00:23:40,027
♪ Still pulling out
when I fuck♪
638
00:23:40,070 --> 00:23:41,942
♪ By the fireplace♪
639
00:23:41,985 --> 00:23:45,206
♪ I might be hip-hop
Ryan Gosling, I don't...♪
640
00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:50,167
Hey, can we start that over?
Can we just run it back?
641
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:51,560
-Yup. Run that back.
-I got you.
642
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:52,866
-All right.
-[music stops]
643
00:23:52,909 --> 00:23:55,782
[lively beat resumes]
644
00:23:58,088 --> 00:24:00,177
♪ New crib doesn't
have a driveway♪
645
00:24:00,221 --> 00:24:02,353
♪ Still pulling out
when I fuck...♪
646
00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:05,356
Didn't do the vocal warmups
that I do.
647
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,054
[grunts]
Here we go, here we go.
648
00:24:07,097 --> 00:24:09,230
♪ New crib doesn't have
a driveway♪
649
00:24:09,273 --> 00:24:11,101
♪ Still pull out when I fuck
by the fireplace, I might be♪
650
00:24:11,145 --> 00:24:13,147
♪ Hip-hop Ryan Gosling,
I don't like to think♪
651
00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:13,495
♪ About it, it's just too
exhausting, so fast, fast...♪
652
00:24:16,193 --> 00:24:17,717
Start it over.
Start it over. Sorry.
653
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,936
I'm just trying to get the hang
of this new beat.
654
00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:22,156
[lively beat playing]
655
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:27,204
[mumbling]
656
00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:31,034
[mumbling]:
♪ Doesn't have a driveway, doesn't have a fuck...♪
657
00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:35,082
Can you just don't
come so close? Thanks.
658
00:24:35,125 --> 00:24:37,911
Can we go back to the... can we
go back to the-the first beat?
659
00:24:37,954 --> 00:24:39,956
-Uh...
-[music stops]
660
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,089
E-Everyone kind of
has to have the same one,
661
00:24:42,132 --> 00:24:44,483
-otherwise it wouldn't
cut together. -DAVE: Right.
662
00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:47,486
And-and you won't do yours again
to the slower beat, no?
663
00:24:47,529 --> 00:24:50,053
-Nah, I'm good.
-Okay.
664
00:24:50,097 --> 00:24:51,968
Adapt. Adapt. Adapt.
Play it, uh...
665
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,709
-Start it up. Start it up.
-[lively beat playing]
666
00:24:56,712 --> 00:24:59,367
[mumbling]: Why, why, why,
why, why, why, why?
667
00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:04,154
STEPHEN:
Mountain Dew
668
00:25:04,198 --> 00:25:06,809
is current, it's exciting,
it's iconic.
669
00:25:06,853 --> 00:25:08,942
It's pure energy in a bottle.
670
00:25:08,985 --> 00:25:11,727
Or-or a can. Yeah.
[chuckles]
671
00:25:11,771 --> 00:25:13,990
That's why we're telling
the world to grab a Mountain Dew
672
00:25:14,034 --> 00:25:16,906
and... charge up.
[chuckles softly]
673
00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,474
Jeff, we're just
blue-skying right now, but, uh,
674
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:20,867
happy to hear your thoughts.
We can circle back at the...
675
00:25:20,910 --> 00:25:22,869
Hold on.
There's one more.
676
00:25:22,912 --> 00:25:24,261
-Wait, what are you...
-Trust me.
677
00:25:24,305 --> 00:25:26,046
You guys are gonna love this.
678
00:25:26,089 --> 00:25:27,569
STEPHEN:
I...
679
00:25:27,613 --> 00:25:29,876
[rhythmic synthesizer beat
playing]
680
00:25:29,919 --> 00:25:33,619
Hi. Hello.
How's it going?
681
00:25:33,662 --> 00:25:36,230
You guys are here for
the Mountain Dew pitch, right?
682
00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:39,581
You can sit.
I figured it all out.
683
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:41,540
♪ Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew,
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew♪
684
00:25:41,583 --> 00:25:43,324
♪ Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew,
Mountain Dew♪
685
00:25:43,367 --> 00:25:45,674
♪ Drink, chug, do the Dew,
aw, everyone♪
686
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:47,589
♪ Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew,
Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew♪
687
00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,417
♪ Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew,
Mountain Dew♪
688
00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:52,638
♪ What would you do to do
what you want? It's done♪
689
00:25:52,681 --> 00:25:54,988
♪ Did you have a good time
listening to everybody's♪
690
00:25:55,031 --> 00:25:57,251
♪ Silly ideas about soda?
Aw, man, party's over♪
691
00:25:57,294 --> 00:25:58,948
♪ This is the closer, let me
just demonstrate this further♪
692
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,124
♪ Just imagine
there's a commercial♪
693
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:02,996
♪ And there's a rapper about
your work and he's all like♪
694
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,824
♪ Jill, would you like
a Mountain Dew?♪
695
00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,608
♪ Steph, would you like
a Mountain Dew?♪
696
00:26:06,652 --> 00:26:08,610
♪ Jeff, would you like
a Mountain Dew?♪
697
00:26:08,654 --> 00:26:10,481
♪ Steve, I don't know about you,
I'm just kidding, but Jeff♪
698
00:26:10,525 --> 00:26:12,135
♪ Look at the can, look at me
dance, look at the man♪
699
00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:13,267
♪ Jeff, I'm looking pretty
on brand, they got supply♪
700
00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,921
♪ They got supply♪
701
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:16,618
♪ Well, this is demand,
Jeff, uh♪
702
00:26:16,662 --> 00:26:17,793
♪ The kids will post this
on the 'Gram♪
703
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,795
♪ Tag all their friends♪
704
00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:21,754
♪ By the end of the night,
they'll be like "Sprite who?"♪
705
00:26:21,797 --> 00:26:23,538
♪ We make up a dance,
man, where does it end?♪
706
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,844
♪ Dude, I got to try
to overthink it♪
707
00:26:24,887 --> 00:26:26,410
♪ It's a motherfucking drink♪
708
00:26:26,454 --> 00:26:27,847
♪ So let's put in the can,
great, done♪
709
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,239
♪ By the way, hi, I'm Dave♪
710
00:26:29,283 --> 00:26:31,111
♪ While I have your attention♪
711
00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,895
♪ I sit over there
in the cube, in the pit♪
712
00:26:32,939 --> 00:26:35,637
♪ I'm a genius, I should
probably get more ops♪
713
00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:38,248
♪ Underutilized as fuck,
but I guess today it stops♪
714
00:26:38,292 --> 00:26:39,946
♪ Maybe not, it depends♪
715
00:26:39,989 --> 00:26:42,078
♪ If management
can open their eyes a little♪
716
00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,950
♪ I'm just messing with Stephen,
but clearly, I'm a leader♪
717
00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:45,516
♪ Of thought, no?♪
718
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,257
♪ Look what I've done♪
719
00:26:47,301 --> 00:26:48,650
♪ Okay, I'm done.♪
720
00:26:48,694 --> 00:26:49,869
You can stop it.
You can stop the music.
721
00:26:50,913 --> 00:26:52,393
Stop the music, stop the music.
722
00:26:52,436 --> 00:26:54,438
-[whooping]
-[music stops]
723
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:57,398
Thank you guys so much.
724
00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:59,748
That was awesome.
725
00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:02,446
You know what? Let's fast-track
this and lock in a rapper.
726
00:27:02,490 --> 00:27:04,274
WOMAN:
I think he could run point on that.
727
00:27:04,318 --> 00:27:05,624
What's your name again?
728
00:27:08,191 --> 00:27:10,193
Norm Bender.
729
00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:13,153
It's Dave.
My name's Dave.
730
00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:16,504
Okay, so, you... you prefer
Dave or Norm Bender?
731
00:27:16,547 --> 00:27:18,724
Dave.
732
00:27:18,767 --> 00:27:20,421
Oh, and give it up for Emma.
733
00:27:20,464 --> 00:27:22,945
She did all the visuals.
Uh...
734
00:27:25,382 --> 00:27:28,516
They're kind of cool, right?
Did you guys even see 'em?
735
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:32,302
♪ I might be hip-hop
Ryan Gosling♪
736
00:27:32,346 --> 00:27:34,870
♪ I don't like to think
about it, too exhausting♪
737
00:27:34,914 --> 00:27:36,829
♪ Only...♪
Fuck!
738
00:27:36,872 --> 00:27:38,091
Sorry.
739
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,962
New crib, new...
740
00:27:41,572 --> 00:27:45,446
♪ Kissing on your baby
like a politician♪
741
00:27:45,489 --> 00:27:47,317
♪ I don't...♪
I'm sorry.
742
00:27:47,361 --> 00:27:49,319
Okay, you know what?
I-I think we have enough
743
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,931
to stitch something out of it,
so you can just stop.
744
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,802
Can I just take five? I'm sorry.
I just need five minutes.
745
00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:57,197
Thank you so much. I just need
five minutes. Thank you guys.
746
00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:59,199
[mumbling]
747
00:27:59,242 --> 00:28:01,549
♪
748
00:28:06,772 --> 00:28:08,817
[sighs]
749
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:26,155
Making an album
has been like psychological chaos.
750
00:29:26,199 --> 00:29:27,766
[SCREAMS]
751
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,854
It's got to be so smart.
752
00:29:28,897 --> 00:29:29,985
[BEATBOXING]
753
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:33,902
So poignant.
754
00:29:33,946 --> 00:29:35,295
[LAUGHING]Ooh.
755
00:29:37,079 --> 00:29:38,080
Reinventive.
756
00:29:41,823 --> 00:29:43,042
I'm going to be okay, right?
757
00:29:44,347 --> 00:29:45,392
Yeah.Yes.
758
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,828
He'll be fine.Oh, yeah.
759
00:29:46,872 --> 00:29:47,916
♪ Hi, I'm Dave
760
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,788
[SCREAMING]
761
00:29:49,831 --> 00:29:52,007
♪ Who's Dave? ♪ Hi, I'm Dave
762
00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:57,186
I'm an addict, and I'm
an out-of-control addict.
763
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:59,841
And what I've learned is
I'm not that healthy.
764
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,495
I want to talk to people
that are open.
765
00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:03,062
I want to learn about myself,
766
00:30:03,105 --> 00:30:04,846
and that's
my intention, right?MAN: Right.
767
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:06,021
DAVID: It's not going
the way I want.
768
00:30:10,243 --> 00:30:11,635
[GROWLING]
769
00:30:11,679 --> 00:30:13,812
BOTH:
Stop yelling at me! Stop yelling at me!
770
00:30:16,118 --> 00:30:17,337
I'm cool with that.
771
00:30:17,387 --> 00:30:21,937
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