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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,104 --> 00:00:21,856 ♪ Well welcome to the future ♪ 2 00:00:22,148 --> 00:00:24,192 ♪ In the hopes that it will suit ya ♪ 3 00:00:24,484 --> 00:00:28,279 ♪ Yeah welcome to the great society ♪ 4 00:00:28,571 --> 00:00:32,659 ♪ It's the age of the computer and the rocket ship commuter ♪ 5 00:00:32,951 --> 00:00:36,746 ♪ Well the whole wide world has changed technologically ♪ 6 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:41,042 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 7 00:00:41,334 --> 00:00:45,255 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 8 00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:49,551 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 9 00:00:49,842 --> 00:00:54,597 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 10 00:00:56,307 --> 00:01:00,478 ♪ And the people on the planet from Pacific to Atlantic ♪ 11 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:04,566 ♪ Are all getting along here most uncomfortably ♪ 12 00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,609 ♪ 'Cause while life here isn't perfect ♪ 13 00:01:06,901 --> 00:01:08,861 ♪ Provided you're a robot or a circuit ♪ 14 00:01:09,153 --> 00:01:12,991 ♪ Well getting it on is only done electrically ♪ 15 00:01:13,283 --> 00:01:17,161 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 16 00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:21,457 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 17 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:25,712 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 18 00:01:26,004 --> 00:01:30,133 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 19 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:53,239 ♪ In this new and glorious nation ♪ 20 00:01:53,531 --> 00:01:55,575 ♪ Where folks have been reduced to a computation ♪ 21 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:59,537 ♪ Why love and its message have vanished evaporatively ♪ 22 00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,914 ♪ And there is very little magic ♪ 23 00:02:02,206 --> 00:02:04,208 ♪ In a world that no longer believes ♪ 24 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:09,297 ♪ But maybe there's enough to restore our destinies ♪ 25 00:02:10,381 --> 00:02:14,510 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 26 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:18,723 ♪ Will we find love, will we be free ♪ 27 00:02:19,015 --> 00:02:23,061 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 28 00:02:23,353 --> 00:02:27,065 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 29 00:02:27,357 --> 00:02:31,277 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 30 00:02:31,569 --> 00:02:35,281 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 31 00:02:35,573 --> 00:02:39,410 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 32 00:02:39,702 --> 00:02:44,248 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 33 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:12,110 Good evening, my children. 34 00:03:12,402 --> 00:03:15,822 This is your Controller here again with another one of our 35 00:03:16,114 --> 00:03:20,034 intimate little electronic fireside chats. 36 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:23,371 A little progress report on the state of the planet. 37 00:03:23,663 --> 00:03:27,083 But first a few computerized statistics to fill you in 38 00:03:27,375 --> 00:03:29,919 on our recent anti-crime program. 39 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,257 Petty crime is down 48%. 40 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,430 Computer crime is up 12%, goddamn it. 41 00:03:41,764 --> 00:03:43,433 Oh, sorry about that. 42 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,477 Rape is up 35%. 43 00:03:47,645 --> 00:03:50,398 Aggravated assault is up 53%. 44 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,153 Unauthorized fornication has risen 45 00:03:55,445 --> 00:03:58,614 to an all-time high of 95%. 46 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,324 This cannot continue. 47 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:03,453 Fornication without the express permission of the Controller 48 00:04:03,745 --> 00:04:06,414 and Control Central is verboten! 49 00:04:06,706 --> 00:04:08,332 Forbidden. 50 00:04:08,624 --> 00:04:10,334 Forbidden, thank you. 51 00:04:12,754 --> 00:04:16,841 A planet without order is a planet out of control. 52 00:04:19,010 --> 00:04:22,597 You all must realize that for the common good 53 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:25,183 fornication must be regulated. 54 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:30,480 And indiscriminate sex must be outlawed completed. 55 00:04:33,149 --> 00:04:35,568 Do you understand what I mean? 56 00:04:36,569 --> 00:04:39,530 Cut out that goddamn screwing, I mean it! 57 00:04:39,822 --> 00:04:42,325 Take cold showers, run around the block, anything. 58 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:43,785 But cool off. 59 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,704 I'm warning you, don't get me hot. 60 00:04:49,582 --> 00:04:52,168 Good night from Control Central. 61 00:05:06,808 --> 00:05:08,184 Fornication without sanction! 62 00:05:08,476 --> 00:05:10,770 Fornication without sanction! 63 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:12,313 You are too late, Roscoe. 64 00:05:12,605 --> 00:05:13,705 What? 65 00:05:13,731 --> 00:05:14,941 No, no, no! 66 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:16,651 Fornication without sanction! 67 00:05:16,943 --> 00:05:18,528 Fornication without sanction! 68 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:20,238 Fornication without sanction! 69 00:05:20,530 --> 00:05:23,199 Fornication, fornication, fornication. 70 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:25,368 Fornication, fornication. 71 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,718 Sorry, I'll try to be more careful. 72 00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,681 Are you okay? 73 00:05:46,973 --> 00:05:49,100 Of course I'm okay, why? 74 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,152 Because I'm not doing anything, that's why. 75 00:05:55,231 --> 00:05:57,984 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 76 00:05:58,276 --> 00:05:59,376 No. 77 00:06:00,736 --> 00:06:03,656 Wait a minute, I made some sketches. 78 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:25,344 Geez, that doesn't look like much fun. 79 00:06:25,636 --> 00:06:26,736 I could get hurt. 80 00:06:26,888 --> 00:06:27,597 You think so? 81 00:06:27,889 --> 00:06:30,850 Oh yeah, hey, I can't do this. 82 00:06:31,142 --> 00:06:34,437 Boy, I never knew it could be so hard. 83 00:06:34,729 --> 00:06:36,772 Hard, that's it. 84 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,357 Roll over, cowboy. 85 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:11,515 Let's see if Jill can find the magic oil. 86 00:07:20,024 --> 00:07:22,443 Ah, this looks like the spout. 87 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:30,451 Two more violators, two more violators. 88 00:07:30,743 --> 00:07:32,954 Caught in the act, caught in the act. 89 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,830 Who are you? 90 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,222 What are you? 91 00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:38,292 I'm Roscoe, what do I look like? 92 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,796 The Controller's moral officer of course. 93 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:46,801 Aw, the hell with it. 94 00:07:47,093 --> 00:07:48,373 We didn't do anything, honest. 95 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,652 We don't even know how. 96 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:50,820 The list, the list. 97 00:07:51,013 --> 00:07:52,333 Let's have the Controller's list. 98 00:07:52,390 --> 00:07:55,267 The Controller's list, the Controller's. 99 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:57,436 Roscoe are you all right? 100 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,605 I'm fine, how are you? 101 00:07:59,897 --> 00:08:02,066 Here you go, Roscoe. 102 00:08:02,358 --> 00:08:04,944 Zach, Mack, Tack, Brak. 103 00:08:05,236 --> 00:08:07,279 Bill, Gill, Lil, Dill, Nil. 104 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:11,325 You're not on the list, you're not on the list. 105 00:08:11,617 --> 00:08:13,536 No more bedroom fornication for you. 106 00:08:13,828 --> 00:08:16,622 But we need the practice, damn it. 107 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,750 I've never seen that program before. 108 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:22,003 Just give us another five minutes please. 109 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:23,563 What good would five minutes be? 110 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:24,797 We've had an hour. 111 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:27,550 Move 'em out, move 'em out, gotta be punished. 112 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:30,761 Violation ordinance number 9369. 113 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:35,516 Gotta be punished, gotta be punished, gotta be punished. 114 00:09:18,768 --> 00:09:22,188 Who told you to polish this counter, Cindy? 115 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,580 You did, Mother. 116 00:09:23,773 --> 00:09:25,441 I am not your mother. 117 00:09:25,733 --> 00:09:29,028 It's a curse that I'm even your stepmother. 118 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,531 If you can see your face, it's too shiny. 119 00:09:33,449 --> 00:09:35,534 Remember that, goddamn it. 120 00:09:37,787 --> 00:09:39,872 Damn it, damn crow's feet. 121 00:09:48,672 --> 00:09:52,718 When you finish those windows, I want the ironing done, 122 00:09:53,010 --> 00:09:56,138 the floors waxed, the China closet dusted, 123 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:59,016 the silverware polished, dinner started, 124 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:04,063 and don't forget to check out the closed circuit monitors. 125 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:08,609 That goddamn security system is fouled up again. 126 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,001 Yes, mam. 127 00:10:11,946 --> 00:10:14,782 Move on in, shake a leg, shake a leg. 128 00:10:15,074 --> 00:10:19,453 Keep moving, move on in, move on in, shake a leg. 129 00:10:19,745 --> 00:10:21,288 We never got to shake anything. 130 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:22,700 Never got to shake anything. 131 00:10:22,873 --> 00:10:23,993 Never got to shake anything. 132 00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,225 Never got. 133 00:10:25,376 --> 00:10:26,478 What are you gonna do with us? 134 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:27,622 Never got to shake anything. 135 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,797 Never got to shake anything. 136 00:10:31,382 --> 00:10:33,592 Say, big boy, how about you and me 137 00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,845 discussing this privately? 138 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:40,558 What you got in mind, hot pants? 139 00:10:41,517 --> 00:10:42,768 Was that me? 140 00:10:43,060 --> 00:10:44,186 Hear ye, hear ye, 141 00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,522 will everyone please watch the television? 142 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,692 Right, right, move on in, move on in. 143 00:10:49,984 --> 00:10:53,195 Please recognize his most magnificent, 144 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,364 merciful, our Controller. 145 00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,660 Flagrant fornication is against 146 00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:02,037 the best interests of our planet. 147 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,040 Not just because we are overpopulated 148 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:09,378 and because it is decadent but because it is dirty. 149 00:11:10,754 --> 00:11:14,008 Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 150 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:18,304 Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 151 00:11:18,596 --> 00:11:23,392 Only those selected by the central computer can fornicate. 152 00:11:26,604 --> 00:11:30,191 Anyone else caught doing it will be punished 153 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,737 in accordance with the full limit of the law. 154 00:11:35,029 --> 00:11:36,129 I have spoken. 155 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:40,284 He has spoken. 156 00:11:40,576 --> 00:11:44,163 Fornication without sanction of the Controller. 157 00:11:44,455 --> 00:11:49,251 Violation ordinance number 1369696969. 158 00:11:50,794 --> 00:11:52,838 68, 68. 159 00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:54,230 69. 160 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,175 Remove their coats. 161 00:11:57,468 --> 00:11:58,928 No, Jack, I won't do it. 162 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:01,555 You have to, Jill, we're already in enough trouble. 163 00:12:01,847 --> 00:12:03,682 But Jack, these people are perverted. 164 00:12:03,974 --> 00:12:06,435 Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 165 00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,772 Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 166 00:12:10,064 --> 00:12:13,192 Why does Mom buy this cheap crap? 167 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:14,584 Gimme that lipstick. 168 00:12:14,693 --> 00:12:16,403 Bitch, get your own. 169 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:18,280 You sleazy little slut. 170 00:12:18,572 --> 00:12:19,698 You're so nasty. 171 00:12:20,866 --> 00:12:24,703 What, you think your funny, don't you? 172 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:25,704 Think you're funny. 173 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,581 Look, two can do this. 174 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:28,540 You think so, huh? 175 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:29,375 Yes. 176 00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:31,961 I'll get you. 177 00:12:32,253 --> 00:12:35,965 Wait just a minute. 178 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,803 Someone has been in my makeup! 179 00:12:41,095 --> 00:12:42,195 Cindy! 180 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:47,017 Just as I suspected. 181 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:53,107 Look, look at the color in those cheeks. 182 00:12:53,399 --> 00:12:54,599 But I don't use makeup, mam. 183 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,902 I've never had any to use. 184 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:58,821 Don't you lie to me. 185 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,116 There isn't anything you wouldn't try 186 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,660 if you thought it might make you pretty. 187 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,413 Now admit it, admit it, damn it! 188 00:13:12,126 --> 00:13:13,877 Yes, mam, it was me. 189 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:19,258 That's more like it. 190 00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:24,430 Look at you, what difference would makeup make anyway? 191 00:13:24,722 --> 00:13:26,223 Who'd look at you? 192 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:30,477 And cover yourself up, you shameless little hussy. 193 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,606 Don't think you are kidding me any. 194 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,736 You are just waiting for the day you can leave me. 195 00:13:39,028 --> 00:13:41,322 Only that day will never come. 196 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:48,078 Your old man left me next to nothing when he died. 197 00:13:48,370 --> 00:13:49,496 Nothing but you. 198 00:13:51,081 --> 00:13:55,169 And I aim to work your little buns off, you hear? 199 00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:56,170 Oh yes, mam. 200 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:59,423 I want everything done by the time I get home. 201 00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,426 And stay the hell out of my makeup! 202 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:09,892 Lord knows I don't really need any. 203 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,563 I'd just as soon trade you in 204 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:17,316 on a well-built male type robot. 205 00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,050 A robot. 206 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:33,707 Looks like I'll never get to go hiking now. 207 00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,377 You said it, you forfeited your afternoon off. 208 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,796 Are you trying to get us in trouble or something? 209 00:14:39,088 --> 00:14:41,048 Go scrub that floor. 210 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,716 Oh, don't mind her. 211 00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:46,095 She always blows her mind when she's horny. 212 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,430 Who wouldn't be horny? 213 00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,099 Some life we've got. 214 00:14:50,391 --> 00:14:53,560 Books are outlawed, no True Confession magazines. 215 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,813 I can't even get laid on this planet. 216 00:14:56,105 --> 00:14:57,940 Everything that's fun is against the law. 217 00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:07,366 ♪ Living on this planet is a pain in the neck ♪ 218 00:15:07,658 --> 00:15:10,828 ♪ Yeah, it's turning me into a nervous wreck ♪ 219 00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:13,747 ♪ We got to practice abstinence ♪ 220 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,083 ♪ 'Cause the other is a criminal offense ♪ 221 00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:20,045 ♪ Well the government expects you to sit here and rot ♪ 222 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:23,632 ♪ While the central computer either picks you or not ♪ 223 00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,552 ♪ Your number could never come through ♪ 224 00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,054 ♪ And then you know that you really got screwed ♪ 225 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:32,307 ♪ And we are doing without ♪ 226 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:35,394 ♪ Yes, we are doing without ♪ 227 00:15:35,686 --> 00:15:38,897 ♪ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 228 00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:42,276 ♪ We're desperate because we're doing without ♪ 229 00:15:42,568 --> 00:15:45,571 ♪ Well I wish I could say that relief is in sight ♪ 230 00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,991 ♪ I've been waiting so long night after night ♪ 231 00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:51,952 ♪ I long for the touch of a man ♪ 232 00:15:52,244 --> 00:15:55,581 ♪ But to them I'll take the problem in hand, you know ♪ 233 00:15:55,873 --> 00:16:00,669 ♪ Doing without, yes we are doing without ♪ 234 00:16:01,211 --> 00:16:04,381 ♪ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 235 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,217 ♪ We're desperate because we're doing without ♪ 236 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:10,762 ♪ Oh if I ever get selected, just one man won't be enough ♪ 237 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,849 ♪ Yeah, one look at you's enough to shrivel it up ♪ 238 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,894 ♪ Hey, cool it or I'll tear you to shreds ♪ 239 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:21,315 ♪ I'm like a tigress lean and unfed ♪ 240 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:42,586 ♪ I just can't understand all the things that you say ♪ 241 00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:45,339 ♪ I don't remember ever feeling that way ♪ 242 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:48,550 ♪ You couldn't, you ain't got no class ♪ 243 00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:50,886 ♪ Yeah, you wouldn't know your arm from your ass ♪ 244 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:53,931 ♪ Yeah, you'll be doing without ♪ 245 00:16:54,223 --> 00:16:57,226 ♪ Yeah, you'll be going about without ♪ 246 00:16:57,518 --> 00:17:01,021 ♪ And while we're working it out and making the rounds ♪ 247 00:17:01,313 --> 00:17:05,692 ♪ You'll be stuck in the house without ♪ 248 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,662 You know, I'm horny. 249 00:17:24,253 --> 00:17:26,713 You wouldn't know how to do it anyway. 250 00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,105 Oh yeah? 251 00:17:28,924 --> 00:17:30,024 You should talk. 252 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,468 Look what I found. 253 00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:34,555 That's mine, give it to me! 254 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:35,946 Come on, give it to me! 255 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,015 Give it to me! 256 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,934 Come on, give it to me! 257 00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,936 Give it to me, you bitch! 258 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:43,480 - No, no! - Come on, give it. 259 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:44,982 Come on, give it. 260 00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,071 Give it to me. 261 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,489 You're not using it. 262 00:17:52,781 --> 00:17:54,157 Come on, give it. 263 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:57,536 - Ow! - Give it to me, you bitch. 264 00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:58,370 Come on. 265 00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:59,830 Get away from me. 266 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,832 Give it to me, you bitch. 267 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:05,085 Come on, it's mine, give it to me. 268 00:18:05,377 --> 00:18:07,588 Come, come on, give it to me! 269 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,634 What was that? 270 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:13,677 Nothing. 271 00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,513 Here, don't electrocute yourself. 272 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,864 See ya. 273 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:24,229 Don't think you're foolin' anyone, Stella. 274 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,621 Stella. 275 00:18:30,485 --> 00:18:31,585 Hey, Stella! 276 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:49,713 I know what you're up to in there. 277 00:18:50,005 --> 00:18:53,216 Bella, Bella, I was supposed to have the afternoon off. 278 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:55,594 It's my turn for a holiday in the country. 279 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:57,054 I've saved up all my coupons. 280 00:18:57,346 --> 00:18:59,598 And it's been almost three months now, okay? 281 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:01,767 Oh, go on, you know what Momma said. 282 00:19:02,059 --> 00:19:05,937 Goddamn, Stella, wonder what's going on in there. 283 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,909 - Oh, Stella - It's Jack D. Ripper. 284 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:29,961 Oh my God, Stella. 285 00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:41,473 Stella, you wouldn't do that. 286 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:45,769 God, she would. 287 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:49,648 I hope the poor girl doesn't choke on it. 288 00:19:49,940 --> 00:19:51,040 Stella. 289 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,697 Come here and listen to this. 290 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:59,199 No thanks, Bella, it's supposed to be done in privacy. 291 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:00,591 Says who? 292 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,578 Look, Bella, if I finish all my chores, 293 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,456 can I take my holiday now, please? 294 00:20:06,748 --> 00:20:08,375 Gee, if I had a guy, 295 00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,838 I'd do it so long, so sweet, and so good. 296 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:27,144 Some stud you are, Jack D. Ripper. 297 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:30,355 What's the D stand for anyway? 298 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:32,274 Dependable. 299 00:20:32,566 --> 00:20:34,651 You're dependable all right. 300 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:37,028 Well, I was slick enough to get by the cameras 301 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,156 and through that security system, wasn't I? 302 00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,742 Sure, after I cut the wires. 303 00:20:42,993 --> 00:20:46,747 Bella, Bella, come here and help me for a sec! 304 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:48,331 All right. 305 00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,751 But what about me? 306 00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:53,044 Sorry, it's a family affair. 307 00:20:53,336 --> 00:20:57,507 Bella, I mean can I take off after I finish my chores? 308 00:20:57,799 --> 00:21:02,012 Okay, but leave the security system as it is, okay? 309 00:21:08,769 --> 00:21:10,562 Stella, move out the way. 310 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:15,317 Now that Bella's here, Jack, you just won't be the same. 311 00:21:19,613 --> 00:21:21,031 Who's she? 312 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:22,866 She's a specialist. 313 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:28,205 Yeah, now lay down and say ah. 314 00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,433 Yeah. 315 00:21:35,504 --> 00:21:36,171 No, no! 316 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,756 Go on. 317 00:21:38,048 --> 00:21:40,509 - Now wait-- - You go down there. 318 00:21:42,052 --> 00:21:43,970 I need 15, 20 minutes. 319 00:22:07,494 --> 00:22:09,746 Jill, I think I figured out how to do it. 320 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:11,581 Oh great, terrific. 321 00:22:16,962 --> 00:22:18,755 Ready to reduce, ready to reduce. 322 00:22:19,047 --> 00:22:20,841 Ready to reduce machine. 323 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:00,672 Not two more. 324 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,064 Hi, Tom. 325 00:23:02,257 --> 00:23:03,383 Careful there. 326 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:07,762 Poor things, just for making love. 327 00:23:09,222 --> 00:23:11,766 That horny bitch dropped me. 328 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:13,351 Fornication without sanction. 329 00:23:13,643 --> 00:23:15,353 Fornication without sanction, fornication-- 330 00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:18,481 Don't you ever give anyone a break? 331 00:23:25,071 --> 00:23:27,949 Speaking of fornication-- 332 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,910 Take a cold shower, will you? 333 00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:31,703 Do you want us to end up like them, 334 00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:33,371 miniaturized for six months? 335 00:23:33,663 --> 00:23:34,763 Oh, it would be worth it 336 00:23:34,915 --> 00:23:36,666 to bounce on the mattress with you. 337 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,478 Hey, I've got seniority around here. 338 00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,339 Relax, the computer decides who sleeps with who, remember? 339 00:23:42,631 --> 00:23:44,299 And I've already got my number for today. 340 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,300 Number one? 341 00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:46,692 Number two? 342 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,027 Number 34. 343 00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:52,823 Good bye. 344 00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,084 Surprise. 345 00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,532 Guess who's here. 346 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:13,078 Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers? 347 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,722 I give up. 348 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:25,674 You wouldn't happen to have a fresh emery board, would you? 349 00:24:25,966 --> 00:24:27,509 This one's the pits. 350 00:24:27,801 --> 00:24:32,597 My name's Tom Prince, I'm your sexual surrogate for today. 351 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:37,018 Nice room for making love. 352 00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:41,106 Good lighting, plenty of bounce on the mattress. 353 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:47,862 Watch it, Tiger, don't make me dizzy before we start. 354 00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,573 So many of the girls I'm paired with just 355 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:55,495 spread their legs, groan a couple of times, and that's it. 356 00:24:57,455 --> 00:25:01,876 I get motion sickness, didn't you read the printout? 357 00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,587 Hey, Romeo, capiche? 358 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:11,594 But I've got a feeling this time's going to be different. 359 00:25:11,886 --> 00:25:15,849 I've got a good feeling about this, how about you? 360 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:20,645 Do you think my toesies need a touch-up? 361 00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:26,443 Sure, go ahead, what difference does it make? 362 00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,821 Then again, I can wait until we're through. 363 00:25:30,113 --> 00:25:31,213 Sound better? 364 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:36,828 I haven't done this in a long time. 365 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,331 You'll have to help me. 366 00:25:40,623 --> 00:25:42,000 I intend to. 367 00:25:42,292 --> 00:25:44,669 Oh you, you know what I mean. 368 00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,797 Just tell me what to do. 369 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:52,052 Okay, how about turning around and bending over? 370 00:25:56,181 --> 00:25:57,281 Sure. 371 00:25:59,184 --> 00:25:59,893 Like this? 372 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:03,104 Yeah, that's it, on your knees. 373 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,690 This is going to be fun. 374 00:26:05,982 --> 00:26:08,651 No, no, no, that's not allowed. 375 00:26:08,943 --> 00:26:10,904 You know better than that. 376 00:26:12,030 --> 00:26:15,700 Please proceed with position number one. 377 00:26:15,992 --> 00:26:17,535 Commence fornicating. 378 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,747 Can I at least have a little mood music? 379 00:26:21,039 --> 00:26:23,124 Oh, I'm sorry, there's no music indicated 380 00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:24,793 on this work order. 381 00:26:26,086 --> 00:26:27,253 Please proceed. 382 00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:29,897 Oh, all right. 383 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:06,180 And there was beautiful music. 384 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,975 And there was dancing and dancing. 385 00:30:09,267 --> 00:30:11,387 All of a sudden, the music stopped and everyone turned 386 00:30:11,561 --> 00:30:15,064 to gaze upon the beautiful young princess, 387 00:30:15,356 --> 00:30:17,317 all wondering who she was. 388 00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:25,867 And Cinderella ran to her mirror and said, 389 00:30:26,159 --> 00:30:27,618 why I am beautiful. 390 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:29,070 And her fairy godmother said, 391 00:30:29,203 --> 00:30:33,249 why of course you are, Cinderella, you always were. 392 00:30:33,541 --> 00:30:35,543 And with a wave of her wand, 393 00:30:35,835 --> 00:30:37,628 she turned a pumpkin into a gilded coach 394 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:40,882 and the four white mice into four livery coachmen 395 00:30:41,174 --> 00:30:43,968 and sent Cinderella off to the ball. 396 00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:48,556 And when Cinderella arrived at the palace, 397 00:30:48,848 --> 00:30:51,184 the handsome prince came to greet her himself. 398 00:30:51,476 --> 00:30:54,437 And with great joy and gaiety, 399 00:30:54,729 --> 00:30:57,857 he took his arm and placed it up on hers 400 00:30:59,067 --> 00:31:02,445 and led Cinderella into the ballroom. 401 00:31:02,737 --> 00:31:04,489 And as the music began to play, 402 00:31:04,781 --> 00:31:09,118 Cinderella began to dance with her own prince charming. 403 00:31:11,454 --> 00:31:16,334 ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 404 00:31:20,171 --> 00:31:25,093 ♪ Oh why can't I be you ♪ 405 00:31:27,303 --> 00:31:32,225 ♪ Living happily thereafter in a fairy tale life ♪ 406 00:31:35,353 --> 00:31:40,274 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 407 00:31:41,734 --> 00:31:46,656 ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 408 00:31:49,826 --> 00:31:54,747 ♪ In your world of make believe ♪ 409 00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:02,046 ♪ Will I ever be free like you are ♪ 410 00:32:04,966 --> 00:32:09,887 ♪ Oh why won't it happen to me ♪ 411 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:16,936 ♪ I would go to the ball, be the prettiest of all ♪ 412 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:23,568 ♪ Cinderella, why can't I be you ♪ 413 00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:30,283 ♪ I would dance by the moonlight entwined in his arms ♪ 414 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:37,540 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 415 00:32:38,666 --> 00:32:43,588 ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 416 00:32:46,174 --> 00:32:51,095 ♪ Oh why can't I be you ♪ 417 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:57,560 ♪ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♪ 418 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:03,858 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 419 00:33:18,748 --> 00:33:23,669 ♪ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♪ 420 00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:30,801 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 421 00:34:38,327 --> 00:34:39,427 Who are you? 422 00:34:39,537 --> 00:34:40,806 Well, I'm your Fairy Godmother. 423 00:34:40,830 --> 00:34:42,790 I mean, Godfather. 424 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:44,182 Silly. 425 00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,502 Who did you think I was? 426 00:34:46,794 --> 00:34:47,920 You've got me. 427 00:34:52,341 --> 00:34:53,593 My assistants. 428 00:34:57,388 --> 00:34:59,098 Most unsettling place, this Earth. 429 00:34:59,390 --> 00:35:02,226 I'll be damn glad when this assignment's over with. 430 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:05,187 What are you doing here exactly? 431 00:35:05,479 --> 00:35:07,648 Well, I'm here to bring you peace and love. 432 00:35:07,940 --> 00:35:10,443 I'm the ambassador of love, of course. 433 00:35:10,735 --> 00:35:13,112 You don't know anything do you? 434 00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:17,199 I have led a rather sheltered existence. 435 00:35:17,491 --> 00:35:18,591 Really. 436 00:35:19,952 --> 00:35:22,163 I don't understand it, 437 00:35:22,455 --> 00:35:26,876 why they would want to save this horrid old planet. 438 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,268 Save it? 439 00:35:28,294 --> 00:35:30,254 I don't understand, from whom? 440 00:35:30,546 --> 00:35:32,089 From you, that's who. 441 00:35:32,381 --> 00:35:35,593 You're going to destroy yourselves warring all the time, 442 00:35:35,885 --> 00:35:39,889 shooting missiles at one another, repression. 443 00:35:40,181 --> 00:35:41,390 Where did you get that book? 444 00:35:41,682 --> 00:35:42,266 What book? 445 00:35:42,558 --> 00:35:43,809 See what I mean? 446 00:35:44,101 --> 00:35:46,020 You can't even have books on this planet. 447 00:35:46,312 --> 00:35:47,647 Not to mention sex. 448 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:53,944 The planet I come from is an open place, 449 00:35:54,236 --> 00:35:57,281 a place of love and beauty and harmony. 450 00:35:58,407 --> 00:36:00,951 What a useless, silly old planet. 451 00:36:01,243 --> 00:36:03,788 Why would they even want to make love here? 452 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,180 What is love? 453 00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,542 Love is, well, you know. 454 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:14,423 Love is take off your clothes and rub up against someone 455 00:36:15,633 --> 00:36:19,387 until the sparks fly, and then you get it on. 456 00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,264 Yes, I see, you mean fornication. 457 00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:23,974 Oh no, no, no, not fornication. 458 00:36:24,266 --> 00:36:26,018 No, that's icky. 459 00:36:26,310 --> 00:36:30,106 No, where I come from, we don't even have fornication. 460 00:36:30,398 --> 00:36:31,190 Really? 461 00:36:31,482 --> 00:36:35,820 Well, whatever you may call it, we're not allowed to here. 462 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:37,655 Oh, that's too bad. 463 00:36:39,156 --> 00:36:40,741 Everyone's doing it. 464 00:36:42,451 --> 00:36:44,203 Come, let me show you. 465 00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:54,505 Ah, here's a likely subject. 466 00:36:57,049 --> 00:36:58,149 Go on, do it. 467 00:37:02,763 --> 00:37:05,766 That's strange, they're always doing it. 468 00:37:06,058 --> 00:37:07,158 Ah, my wand. 469 00:37:07,184 --> 00:37:08,728 Let's see, I left it. 470 00:37:15,609 --> 00:37:16,819 Now go on, do it. 471 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:23,593 You know, I really don't think 472 00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:26,120 this planet is worth educating. 473 00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:30,624 Ah, now notice the tenderness, the love and the care. 474 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,212 Why it hardly seems animal at all. 475 00:37:35,504 --> 00:37:39,133 As a matter of fact, I'm not sure it is animal at all. 476 00:37:39,425 --> 00:37:40,885 Oh, how silly of me. 477 00:37:42,511 --> 00:37:44,263 Yes, the joys of love. 478 00:37:57,485 --> 00:38:01,655 The most glorious thing two people can do together. 479 00:38:10,498 --> 00:38:12,291 Well, go on, do it. 480 00:38:12,583 --> 00:38:13,709 Please continue. 481 00:38:19,882 --> 00:38:23,719 Ah, now does that look like fornication to you? 482 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:30,851 It's love, the loveliest of all the four-letter words. 483 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:36,565 ♪ Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees ♪ 484 00:38:36,857 --> 00:38:40,903 ♪ Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love ♪ 485 00:38:41,195 --> 00:38:42,988 ♪ It's a need you can't outgrow ♪ 486 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:45,115 ♪ And you'll profit blow by blow ♪ 487 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:49,370 ♪ Yes you will, I tell you so, we all need love ♪ 488 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,762 ♪ We all need love ♪ 489 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:51,539 ♪ You and me ♪ 490 00:38:51,831 --> 00:38:52,931 ♪ We all need love ♪ 491 00:38:52,957 --> 00:38:53,582 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 492 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:54,974 ♪ We all need love ♪ 493 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:55,751 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 494 00:38:56,043 --> 00:38:58,254 ♪ We all need love ♪ 495 00:38:58,546 --> 00:39:00,130 ♪ You may wish and you may hope ♪ 496 00:39:00,422 --> 00:39:02,341 ♪ Indulge in various kinds of dope ♪ 497 00:39:02,633 --> 00:39:06,595 ♪ Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love ♪ 498 00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:09,056 ♪ As even the coldest Eskimo ♪ 499 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:11,188 ♪ living in the northernmost part of the pole ♪ 500 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:13,185 ♪ Can always find refuge in a hole ♪ 501 00:39:13,477 --> 00:39:15,312 ♪ We all need love ♪ 502 00:39:15,604 --> 00:39:16,397 ♪ We all need love ♪ 503 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:17,789 ♪ Yes we need to belong ♪ 504 00:39:17,815 --> 00:39:18,482 ♪ We all need love ♪ 505 00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:19,567 ♪ From you and me to King Kong ♪ 506 00:39:19,859 --> 00:39:20,609 ♪ We all need love ♪ 507 00:39:20,901 --> 00:39:22,001 ♪ Would a fairy be wrong ♪ 508 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,738 ♪ We all need love ♪ 509 00:39:43,674 --> 00:39:45,843 ♪ Please be assured love is the norm ♪ 510 00:39:46,135 --> 00:39:48,095 ♪ Nor do I mean any old ship in the storm ♪ 511 00:39:48,387 --> 00:39:50,264 ♪ It must be right, it must be warm ♪ 512 00:39:50,556 --> 00:39:52,516 ♪ We all need love ♪ 513 00:39:52,808 --> 00:39:54,810 ♪ You will discover perfect glory ♪ 514 00:39:55,102 --> 00:39:57,021 ♪ And though it could sound a little corny ♪ 515 00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:59,148 ♪ It's so much better than being horny ♪ 516 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,233 ♪ We all need love ♪ 517 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:02,625 ♪ We all need love ♪ 518 00:40:02,651 --> 00:40:03,402 ♪ Oh, it's not electronic ♪ 519 00:40:03,694 --> 00:40:04,794 ♪ We all need love ♪ 520 00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:05,920 ♪ Nor is it bionic ♪ 521 00:40:05,946 --> 00:40:07,046 ♪ We all need love ♪ 522 00:40:07,072 --> 00:40:08,172 ♪ It's a natural tonic ♪ 523 00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:09,950 ♪ We all need love ♪ 524 00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:11,342 ♪ We all need love ♪ 525 00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:12,596 ♪ When you're down in the dumps ♪ 526 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:13,412 ♪ We all need love ♪ 527 00:40:13,704 --> 00:40:14,804 ♪ When you're in a slump ♪ 528 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:15,539 ♪ We all need love ♪ 529 00:40:15,831 --> 00:40:16,931 ♪ Just climb on a rump ♪ 530 00:40:17,041 --> 00:40:19,001 ♪ We all need love ♪ 531 00:40:19,293 --> 00:40:20,044 ♪ We all need love ♪ 532 00:40:20,336 --> 00:40:21,086 ♪ Mister or madame ♪ 533 00:40:21,378 --> 00:40:22,478 ♪ We all need love ♪ 534 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:23,604 ♪ Need I expand ♪ 535 00:40:23,631 --> 00:40:24,340 ♪ We all need love ♪ 536 00:40:24,632 --> 00:40:25,792 ♪ A mix of heart and glands ♪ 537 00:40:25,841 --> 00:40:27,718 ♪ We all need love ♪ 538 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:29,110 ♪ We all need love ♪ 539 00:40:29,303 --> 00:40:29,929 ♪ You and me ♪ 540 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:31,320 ♪ We all need love ♪ 541 00:40:31,555 --> 00:40:32,097 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 542 00:40:32,389 --> 00:40:33,489 ♪ We all need love ♪ 543 00:40:33,599 --> 00:40:34,391 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 544 00:40:34,683 --> 00:40:36,602 ♪ We all need love ♪ 545 00:40:36,894 --> 00:40:38,729 ♪ We all need love ♪ 546 00:40:39,021 --> 00:40:40,856 ♪ We all need love ♪ 547 00:40:41,148 --> 00:40:43,067 ♪ We all need love ♪ 548 00:40:43,359 --> 00:40:45,361 ♪ We all need love ♪ 549 00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,488 ♪ We all need love ♪ 550 00:40:47,780 --> 00:40:49,573 ♪ We all need love ♪ 551 00:40:49,865 --> 00:40:51,867 ♪ We all need love ♪ 552 00:40:52,159 --> 00:40:54,119 ♪ We all need love ♪ 553 00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:56,288 ♪ We all need love ♪ 554 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:58,457 ♪ We all need love ♪ 555 00:40:58,749 --> 00:41:00,751 ♪ We all need love ♪ 556 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,962 ♪ We all need love ♪ 557 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:05,965 ♪ We all need love ♪ 558 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:15,224 But you know, love is for making, not watching. 559 00:41:18,978 --> 00:41:20,813 And before I'm through, 560 00:41:21,105 --> 00:41:23,649 there will be love throughout the constellation. 561 00:41:23,941 --> 00:41:28,404 Not only here on Earth but even that rocky old moon 562 00:41:28,696 --> 00:41:29,796 and nasty old Mars. 563 00:41:29,989 --> 00:41:32,866 Godfather, I think it is beautiful. 564 00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:37,663 Damned right, it's beautiful. 565 00:41:37,955 --> 00:41:41,333 The most beautiful damn thing there is. 566 00:41:41,625 --> 00:41:43,711 Before I'm through, I will not be content 567 00:41:44,003 --> 00:41:45,713 until everyone is making love. 568 00:41:46,005 --> 00:41:46,547 Yes. 569 00:41:46,839 --> 00:41:51,010 Until people here realize that sex is not dirty, 570 00:41:51,301 --> 00:41:54,221 that it can be elevated to the personification of love. 571 00:41:54,513 --> 00:41:55,139 Yes. 572 00:41:55,431 --> 00:41:59,435 Only loving sex can bring us together and unify us! 573 00:41:59,727 --> 00:42:00,827 Yes. 574 00:42:02,396 --> 00:42:03,063 Godfather. 575 00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:04,732 Yes. 576 00:42:05,024 --> 00:42:06,744 I don't understand, what is the difference 577 00:42:07,026 --> 00:42:09,737 between loving sex and fornication? 578 00:42:16,368 --> 00:42:19,038 Loving sex and fornication, ah. 579 00:42:20,789 --> 00:42:24,710 When I drink an excellent glass of wine, 580 00:42:25,002 --> 00:42:29,548 I can imagine myself on a deserted island all alone, 581 00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:32,301 lying on the white sands. 582 00:42:32,593 --> 00:42:35,429 The sun beating down on my naked body. 583 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:37,556 The waves lapping at my feet. 584 00:42:37,848 --> 00:42:41,018 The breeze blowing through my hair. 585 00:42:41,310 --> 00:42:43,270 And the sun sets into the sea. 586 00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,148 And out of the sun comes this gorgeous, 587 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,401 gorgeous beautiful goddess, Aphrodite. 588 00:42:51,570 --> 00:42:52,988 She walks on the water towards me, 589 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,073 and I'm lying on the beach. 590 00:42:54,364 --> 00:42:56,484 The waves are lapping at my feet and breeze is blowing 591 00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,787 through my hair, and she strews pearls on my body. 592 00:43:00,079 --> 00:43:03,624 On the other hand, when I drink beer, 593 00:43:03,916 --> 00:43:06,502 I just want to fornicate. 594 00:43:06,794 --> 00:43:07,894 Godfather. 595 00:43:08,754 --> 00:43:10,297 Not me, heavens no. 596 00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:11,131 Control yourself. 597 00:43:11,423 --> 00:43:14,510 But Godfather, if not you, who? 598 00:43:14,802 --> 00:43:17,096 Ah, you'll know soon enough. 599 00:43:18,222 --> 00:43:20,307 Yes, I must go now. 600 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:22,017 Good bye, good bye. 601 00:43:22,309 --> 00:43:24,019 ♪ We all need love ♪ 602 00:43:24,311 --> 00:43:26,105 ♪ We all need love ♪ 603 00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:29,108 ♪ We all need love ♪ 604 00:43:51,505 --> 00:43:52,605 I need sex. 605 00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:55,399 I need sex. 606 00:43:56,552 --> 00:43:58,887 I can't stand it anymore. 607 00:44:18,991 --> 00:44:20,868 She's got the hornies. 608 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:22,578 And she's got them really bad. 609 00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:25,831 Quick, let's get her to the clinic. 610 00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:25,406 Disgusting. 611 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:33,190 Love, I need love! 612 00:45:34,107 --> 00:45:35,207 Love! 613 00:45:38,987 --> 00:45:42,366 Someday things will be different here. 614 00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:44,952 We'll have free and open love, 615 00:45:45,244 --> 00:45:48,038 and the hornies will be a thing of the past. 616 00:45:48,330 --> 00:45:49,430 I hope. 617 00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:55,045 Oh, how could they ever have printed such filth? 618 00:46:16,316 --> 00:46:17,416 Love, love! 619 00:46:21,363 --> 00:46:22,781 I need loving bad! 620 00:46:24,157 --> 00:46:25,257 I need it bad. 621 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:28,220 See here, what's the meaning of this? 622 00:46:28,412 --> 00:46:30,455 Begging your pardon, sir, it's the hornies. 623 00:46:30,747 --> 00:46:31,915 Oh, of course, the hornies. 624 00:46:32,207 --> 00:46:33,792 Oh, it's the worst case I've ever seen. 625 00:46:34,084 --> 00:46:36,020 I don't think the normal treatment will even work. 626 00:46:36,044 --> 00:46:37,144 She's pretty far gone. 627 00:46:37,421 --> 00:46:39,673 Well, handle it with dispatch 628 00:46:39,965 --> 00:46:41,205 and do whatever you have to do. 629 00:46:41,425 --> 00:46:42,525 Yes, sir. 630 00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:46,388 Just one time, please, please! 631 00:47:05,699 --> 00:47:07,034 She needs love. 632 00:47:08,285 --> 00:47:09,385 What about me? 633 00:47:12,122 --> 00:47:16,293 I confiscated all these books and magazines, 634 00:47:16,585 --> 00:47:18,295 and what good are they? 635 00:47:22,257 --> 00:47:23,357 I'm a failure. 636 00:47:26,094 --> 00:47:28,013 I can't even have women. 637 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:34,686 I need it, I need it, give it to me, give it to me. 638 00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:36,664 Don't worry, you're gonna get it all right. 639 00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:38,315 I need it, I need it now. 640 00:47:38,607 --> 00:47:40,734 Watch it, lady, you want to get reduced? 641 00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:42,903 Yes, it's been so long. 642 00:47:46,323 --> 00:47:49,534 ♪ Doing without ♪ 643 00:47:49,826 --> 00:47:54,623 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 644 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:59,544 ♪ Struck down in my prime, what a terrible crime ♪ 645 00:47:59,836 --> 00:48:04,633 ♪ I've got a fatal disease, terminal celibacy ♪ 646 00:48:05,217 --> 00:48:08,387 ♪ Doing without ♪ 647 00:48:08,678 --> 00:48:13,475 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 648 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:17,896 ♪ What a horrible way to wind up a day ♪ 649 00:48:18,188 --> 00:48:22,984 ♪ My temper is the only thing that I can get up to stay ♪ 650 00:48:23,568 --> 00:48:26,780 ♪ Doing without ♪ 651 00:48:27,072 --> 00:48:31,868 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 652 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:36,248 ♪ What a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 653 00:48:36,540 --> 00:48:41,253 ♪ I'm desperate 'cause I'm doing without ♪ 654 00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:52,681 Who's that in my reception room? 655 00:48:52,973 --> 00:48:56,518 It's only me, magnificent one, Tom Prince. 656 00:48:56,810 --> 00:48:57,910 Oh, it's you, Tom. 657 00:48:58,145 --> 00:48:59,245 Why didn't you say so? 658 00:48:59,521 --> 00:49:00,981 How are you, my boy? 659 00:49:02,399 --> 00:49:03,499 Why so glum? 660 00:49:05,152 --> 00:49:09,114 You with every woman on the planet lusting after you. 661 00:49:09,406 --> 00:49:11,825 I can't cut it anymore, Chief. 662 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,620 I'm going to have to step down. 663 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,012 But why? 664 00:49:17,164 --> 00:49:18,564 You're the envy of every man alive. 665 00:49:18,832 --> 00:49:20,750 It just isn't fun anymore. 666 00:49:21,042 --> 00:49:22,794 I can't get up for it. 667 00:49:23,086 --> 00:49:24,880 You, Tom Prince, the stud? 668 00:49:25,172 --> 00:49:27,924 Oh, no, no, no, I can get it up, sure. 669 00:49:28,216 --> 00:49:28,925 Never any trouble there. 670 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:30,385 But why should I? 671 00:49:31,595 --> 00:49:33,805 These women just don't care. 672 00:49:34,097 --> 00:49:36,558 You play a very important role here at Central. 673 00:49:36,850 --> 00:49:40,145 You're the Controller's designated surrogate. 674 00:49:40,437 --> 00:49:42,772 Just think of it, centuries from now, 675 00:49:43,064 --> 00:49:44,858 this society will be studied and you will-- 676 00:49:45,150 --> 00:49:46,250 But you don't understand. 677 00:49:46,401 --> 00:49:47,561 They don't have any feelings. 678 00:49:47,736 --> 00:49:49,613 Their emotions have been repressed so long, 679 00:49:49,905 --> 00:49:52,073 they've forgotten what passion was ever like. 680 00:49:52,365 --> 00:49:53,465 Wrong-o. 681 00:49:54,034 --> 00:49:56,077 I know exactly how they feel. 682 00:49:56,369 --> 00:50:00,248 I should say I know exactly how they don't feel. 683 00:50:00,540 --> 00:50:04,002 If you should assume my role for a change, 684 00:50:04,294 --> 00:50:06,129 if you filled the work orders-- 685 00:50:06,421 --> 00:50:07,521 Oh no. 686 00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:11,885 I refuse to be ridiculed, no. 687 00:50:12,928 --> 00:50:16,640 If they learn for one minute that I'm impotent-- 688 00:50:16,932 --> 00:50:19,017 Then you just have to change the laws. 689 00:50:19,309 --> 00:50:21,853 Make love and sex open to everyone like it used to be. 690 00:50:22,145 --> 00:50:23,465 But that's out of the question. 691 00:50:23,522 --> 00:50:24,940 Everyone would love you for it. 692 00:50:25,232 --> 00:50:26,483 Everyone loves me now. 693 00:50:26,775 --> 00:50:29,152 People on our planet don't even know how to love anymore. 694 00:50:29,444 --> 00:50:30,544 It's only a memory. 695 00:50:30,654 --> 00:50:31,754 Oh nonsense. 696 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:34,783 You're not alone with them like I am. 697 00:50:35,075 --> 00:50:36,201 Of course not. 698 00:50:37,285 --> 00:50:39,454 It's vile, it's disgusting. 699 00:50:40,914 --> 00:50:43,833 Besides, that's what I have you for. 700 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:51,132 You'll feel differently after the annual ball next week. 701 00:50:51,424 --> 00:50:53,134 Yes, but is that wise 702 00:50:55,095 --> 00:50:58,181 with feelings running the way they are? 703 00:50:58,473 --> 00:50:59,266 What do you mean? 704 00:50:59,558 --> 00:51:01,158 Well, people are getting pretty fed up 705 00:51:01,434 --> 00:51:05,146 about the way things are, this anti-sex program. 706 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,732 It's against everyone's nature. 707 00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:12,153 Why not make this year's ball really democratic? 708 00:51:12,445 --> 00:51:13,905 Democratic, that's disgusting. 709 00:51:14,197 --> 00:51:15,782 Oh, believe me, it's good politics. 710 00:51:16,074 --> 00:51:18,177 Why everyone will know that you don't just favor the people 711 00:51:18,201 --> 00:51:20,954 here at Central but that you are truly 712 00:51:21,246 --> 00:51:23,039 our merciful Controller. 713 00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:27,419 Well, I'm beginning to like that idea. 714 00:51:30,714 --> 00:51:33,717 Oh, but who in the world would I invite? 715 00:51:34,009 --> 00:51:35,760 Why not let the computer decide? 716 00:51:36,052 --> 00:51:39,306 Let it make a random decision and invite new people here 717 00:51:39,598 --> 00:51:40,890 from far and wide. 718 00:51:41,933 --> 00:51:43,059 You can't trust computers. 719 00:51:43,351 --> 00:51:45,687 Oh, believe me, it'll be the talk of the land. 720 00:51:45,979 --> 00:51:48,773 The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 721 00:51:49,065 --> 00:51:50,225 Why you'll go down in history 722 00:51:50,358 --> 00:51:53,111 as our most benevolent Controller. 723 00:51:53,403 --> 00:51:53,945 You really mean it? 724 00:51:54,237 --> 00:51:55,363 I can feel it. 725 00:51:56,573 --> 00:51:58,825 I'm beginning to feel it myself. 726 00:51:59,117 --> 00:52:03,288 The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 727 00:52:03,580 --> 00:52:04,331 Let's do it then. 728 00:52:04,623 --> 00:52:05,723 Let's do it. 729 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:09,210 Give me that. 730 00:52:09,502 --> 00:52:10,702 - No. - That's for me, damn it. 731 00:52:10,754 --> 00:52:11,296 No, it's not. 732 00:52:11,588 --> 00:52:12,213 See how it's addressed? 733 00:52:12,505 --> 00:52:14,150 It's addressed to the foxiest lady in the house, 734 00:52:14,174 --> 00:52:15,717 and baby that's me. 735 00:52:16,009 --> 00:52:16,676 Like hell. 736 00:52:16,968 --> 00:52:19,471 I'm invited to the Controller's 737 00:52:19,763 --> 00:52:21,973 uncontrolled masquerade ball. 738 00:52:22,265 --> 00:52:25,435 Well, here's another one, you left it in the mailbox. 739 00:52:25,727 --> 00:52:26,887 That's mine, give it to me. 740 00:52:27,145 --> 00:52:28,425 That is addressed to occupant. 741 00:52:28,647 --> 00:52:30,231 That's me, occupant. 742 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:34,527 Wow, the great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 743 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:36,905 Stel, it's arrived, the big time. 744 00:52:37,197 --> 00:52:38,297 We made it. 745 00:52:39,866 --> 00:52:41,618 The uncontrolled ball, 746 00:52:41,910 --> 00:52:44,579 a chance to really freak out once and for all. 747 00:52:44,871 --> 00:52:45,971 Yeah, wild! 748 00:52:49,167 --> 00:52:52,170 Isn't that a dumb name for a party? 749 00:52:54,047 --> 00:52:56,883 For Christ's sake, lady, spread your legs. 750 00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:58,301 You really mean that? 751 00:52:58,593 --> 00:53:01,012 You have to get your hand out, it's illegal. 752 00:53:01,304 --> 00:53:05,600 Illegal, illegal, everything that feels good is illegal. 753 00:53:05,892 --> 00:53:08,895 When was the last time you boys had a real good fuck? 754 00:53:09,187 --> 00:53:10,287 Don't say it. 755 00:53:11,648 --> 00:53:13,692 Then let me do it please. 756 00:53:21,408 --> 00:53:23,535 All they talk about in this movie 757 00:53:23,827 --> 00:53:24,994 is sex, sex, sex. 758 00:53:26,663 --> 00:53:29,332 What's a robot to do, huh Roscoe? 759 00:53:32,085 --> 00:53:36,131 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 760 00:53:36,423 --> 00:53:40,009 ♪ How do I get turned on ♪ 761 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:44,097 ♪ What do I do to begin ♪ 762 00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:49,185 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 763 00:53:51,438 --> 00:53:56,317 ♪ I long to crimp around your edges ♪ 764 00:53:56,609 --> 00:54:00,447 ♪ And oil about your grooves ♪ 765 00:54:00,739 --> 00:54:04,117 ♪ We'll cross-connect your input ♪ 766 00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:08,663 ♪ With my heated output tube ♪ 767 00:54:08,955 --> 00:54:12,876 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 768 00:54:13,168 --> 00:54:16,755 ♪ How can you turn me on ♪ 769 00:54:17,046 --> 00:54:20,800 ♪ What button do I push, what nob can I spin ♪ 770 00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:25,889 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 771 00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:32,687 ♪ I wish I knew your innermost circuits ♪ 772 00:54:32,979 --> 00:54:36,566 ♪ I could touch your voltage controls ♪ 773 00:54:36,858 --> 00:54:40,403 ♪ You would press your eager anodes ♪ 774 00:54:40,695 --> 00:54:45,492 ♪ Against my horizontal hold and hold and hold and hold ♪ 775 00:54:47,243 --> 00:54:52,165 ♪ We would be so happy, yes, the two of us you'd see ♪ 776 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:58,546 ♪ Later on we'd raise a family ♪ 777 00:54:58,838 --> 00:55:03,635 ♪ Just one or two TVs ♪ 778 00:55:05,595 --> 00:55:10,308 ♪ I lust to realign your tuning ♪ 779 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:14,312 ♪ Oh and to turn your amperage up higher ♪ 780 00:55:14,604 --> 00:55:17,899 ♪ You can play with my control knobs ♪ 781 00:55:18,191 --> 00:55:21,236 ♪ While I nibble on your wires ♪ 782 00:55:21,528 --> 00:55:26,282 ♪ Your wires, your wires, your wires ♪ 783 00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:30,411 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 784 00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:34,082 ♪ Oh won't you turn me on ♪ 785 00:55:34,374 --> 00:55:38,044 ♪ What button can I press and what knob can I spin ♪ 786 00:55:38,336 --> 00:55:43,132 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 787 00:55:44,968 --> 00:55:47,762 ♪ Oh tell me what button can I press ♪ 788 00:55:48,054 --> 00:55:52,851 ♪ And what knob can I spin and where do I plug it in ♪ 789 00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:34,077 ♪ What button can I push, what nob do I spin ♪ 790 00:57:34,369 --> 00:57:37,830 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 791 00:58:01,896 --> 00:58:03,731 Don't cry, don't cry. 792 00:58:07,735 --> 00:58:09,696 Why are you crying? 793 00:58:09,988 --> 00:58:12,240 Everything will be all right. 794 00:58:12,532 --> 00:58:13,783 No, it won't. 795 00:58:14,075 --> 00:58:17,203 Everybody is going to the ball but me. 796 00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:19,956 I want to be uncontrolled too. 797 00:58:20,248 --> 00:58:21,916 I want to have fun. 798 00:58:22,208 --> 00:58:26,963 But Snow White, it's not your movie, it's Cinderella's. 799 00:58:27,296 --> 00:58:28,464 I don't care. 800 00:58:29,841 --> 00:58:32,802 I'm just as pretty as she is. 801 00:58:33,094 --> 00:58:35,388 Oh, can't I have a prince too? 802 00:58:36,848 --> 00:58:38,516 You will, you will. 803 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:44,313 But there's nothing I can do about it right now. 804 00:58:44,605 --> 00:58:47,775 And you, all of you are supposed to be my friends. 805 00:58:48,067 --> 00:58:51,738 And here I lie getting hornier and hornier. 806 00:58:52,030 --> 00:58:54,365 And he doesn't know what to do about it. 807 00:58:54,657 --> 00:58:56,826 There must be some way. 808 00:58:57,118 --> 00:58:59,620 Just let me think about it. 809 00:58:59,912 --> 00:59:03,624 Maybe if I read up on this, I will find the answer. 810 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:07,545 That's it, that's it, I will consult my books. 811 00:59:09,464 --> 00:59:13,968 What I need can't be found in any of your old books. 812 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,720 You'll never know. 813 00:59:36,199 --> 00:59:38,785 We know what you need, Show White. 814 01:00:09,482 --> 01:00:12,235 That feels so good. 815 01:00:21,202 --> 01:00:23,871 Hey, leave some for us. 816 01:00:24,163 --> 01:00:27,125 Oh come on, all of you, do it to me. 817 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:35,883 Hey, move over. 818 01:00:36,175 --> 01:00:38,177 Wait a second. 819 01:00:38,469 --> 01:00:39,846 Oh, down there. 820 01:00:40,138 --> 01:00:41,764 It's my turn. 821 01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:44,225 You'll get your turn. 822 01:00:44,517 --> 01:00:47,270 Come on, move over. 823 01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:50,982 Watch it or you're gonna 824 01:00:51,274 --> 01:00:53,651 - fall in, shortie. - Oh yes. 825 01:00:53,943 --> 01:00:55,403 My arm is stuck. 826 01:00:55,695 --> 01:00:57,488 What the hell is your arm doing in there? 827 01:01:18,384 --> 01:01:19,484 There you are. 828 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:21,520 What are you doing fooling with those plants? 829 01:01:21,554 --> 01:01:24,765 You silly little fool, they're already pretty. 830 01:01:25,057 --> 01:01:26,392 And so are you, Stella. 831 01:01:26,684 --> 01:01:27,226 I am not. 832 01:01:27,518 --> 01:01:30,146 You are a very beautiful woman. 833 01:01:30,438 --> 01:01:31,874 I don't even have a thing to wear, 834 01:01:31,898 --> 01:01:33,608 and you're supposed to be fixing my dress. 835 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:35,000 Now come on. 836 01:01:35,234 --> 01:01:36,569 Okay, I'll hem it for you. 837 01:01:36,861 --> 01:01:38,905 You can slip into it again. 838 01:01:40,072 --> 01:01:41,552 I'm gonna be the ugliest one there. 839 01:01:41,657 --> 01:01:44,035 Even Bella, that slob, is gonna look better than me. 840 01:01:44,327 --> 01:01:46,120 No, you're both going to look just lovely. 841 01:01:46,412 --> 01:01:47,830 Now believe me. 842 01:01:48,122 --> 01:01:48,706 Hold it there. 843 01:01:48,998 --> 01:01:50,678 What are you doing working on her stuff? 844 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:52,376 What about my outfit? 845 01:01:53,461 --> 01:01:55,838 Bella, it's coming along just fine. 846 01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:57,548 I'll bet it is. 847 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,759 She's just jealous, don't mind her, Cindy. 848 01:02:00,051 --> 01:02:03,095 Of what, that pimply bean pole body of yours 849 01:02:03,387 --> 01:02:06,057 with the two watermelons on it? 850 01:02:06,349 --> 01:02:08,059 You're just full of a lot of hot air. 851 01:02:08,351 --> 01:02:09,518 I'll show you. 852 01:02:10,937 --> 01:02:11,729 Fool, what's wrong with you? 853 01:02:12,021 --> 01:02:13,314 You're always picking on me. 854 01:02:13,606 --> 01:02:15,066 This time I'm gonna show you. 855 01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:16,734 I'm getting fed up. 856 01:02:20,780 --> 01:02:21,948 You're gonna leave me alone. 857 01:02:28,496 --> 01:02:31,916 You're gonna leave me alone, aren't you? 858 01:02:33,501 --> 01:02:35,127 I hate you. 859 01:02:35,419 --> 01:02:36,519 Don't touch me. 860 01:02:38,256 --> 01:02:42,260 No, no, no, no, no, no, over there, over there. 861 01:02:43,302 --> 01:02:46,055 You don't know anything about balloons. 862 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:49,558 That's why you deserve to be enforcers. 863 01:02:49,850 --> 01:02:52,353 Tom, my boy, how are you? 864 01:02:52,645 --> 01:02:53,771 Isn't this exciting? 865 01:02:54,063 --> 01:02:55,398 A great idea. 866 01:02:55,690 --> 01:02:56,790 You know, I'm so excited, 867 01:02:56,941 --> 01:02:59,151 I haven't even been in my library yet today. 868 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:00,778 Library? 869 01:03:01,070 --> 01:03:02,170 Did I say library? 870 01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:03,463 That's what you said. 871 01:03:06,117 --> 01:03:07,877 You really have the feeling, don't you Chief? 872 01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:09,412 Oh mercy, yes. 873 01:03:09,704 --> 01:03:11,372 I haven't had so much fun since I had 874 01:03:11,664 --> 01:03:14,625 all that pornography stolen from Mars. 875 01:03:15,668 --> 01:03:19,922 I can tell you're going to have the time of your life. 876 01:03:20,214 --> 01:03:22,550 That was a great idea you came up with, 877 01:03:22,842 --> 01:03:24,760 letting the computers do the inviting I mean. 878 01:03:25,052 --> 01:03:28,431 Oh, that was your idea and you know it, Tom Prince. 879 01:03:28,723 --> 01:03:30,725 And a splendid one. 880 01:03:31,017 --> 01:03:32,810 Do you really think it will be big 881 01:03:33,102 --> 01:03:35,980 with the peons and the little people? 882 01:03:37,690 --> 01:03:40,651 That I'll be remembered for centuries to come like you said? 883 01:03:40,943 --> 01:03:42,695 Oh, I'm sure of it, Chief. 884 01:03:42,987 --> 01:03:44,947 It's an emancipating thing you're doing. 885 01:03:45,239 --> 01:03:46,339 It is? 886 01:03:51,287 --> 01:03:55,333 Bring my slippers, my red slippers right now, Cindy! 887 01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:57,460 You're going to make us both late now. 888 01:03:57,752 --> 01:03:58,377 What difference does it make? 889 01:03:58,669 --> 01:04:00,379 You're not gonna get laid anyway. 890 01:04:00,671 --> 01:04:01,771 You just never know. 891 01:04:03,132 --> 01:04:04,232 Double ha. 892 01:04:04,842 --> 01:04:06,385 Look what you made me do. 893 01:04:06,677 --> 01:04:07,845 No, no, wait, wait, please. 894 01:04:08,137 --> 01:04:09,388 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 895 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,223 I'm not gonna wear it. 896 01:04:11,515 --> 01:04:13,100 Good, I'll go alone. 897 01:04:13,392 --> 01:04:14,872 Now look, I've got enough material. 898 01:04:15,144 --> 01:04:16,371 It'll take just a minute to stitch it up. 899 01:04:16,395 --> 01:04:18,315 But what about the sequins and the rhinestones? 900 01:04:18,356 --> 01:04:19,456 Bella, I can't possibly-- 901 01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:21,710 Do you think I'm gonna let that bitch look better than me? 902 01:04:21,734 --> 01:04:23,378 Bella, my hands are all full of holes and-- 903 01:04:23,402 --> 01:04:24,562 Oh, quit your belly-aching. 904 01:04:24,779 --> 01:04:26,614 You're just jealous because you're not going. 905 01:04:26,906 --> 01:04:29,700 If she was invited, I'd stay home. 906 01:04:52,598 --> 01:04:53,766 Boy am I hot. 907 01:04:57,019 --> 01:04:58,119 It's not working. 908 01:04:58,270 --> 01:04:58,896 I don't believe it. 909 01:04:59,188 --> 01:05:01,065 I've never seen anything like this before. 910 01:05:01,357 --> 01:05:03,275 I have, but it was a long time ago. 911 01:05:03,567 --> 01:05:04,667 What'd you do? 912 01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:05,793 Plan B. 913 01:05:05,986 --> 01:05:07,086 Plan B. 914 01:05:16,455 --> 01:05:17,815 Our ride's here, come on, hurry. 915 01:05:17,957 --> 01:05:19,057 See you, losers. 916 01:05:19,166 --> 01:05:20,602 Come on, Bella, just a few more stitches. 917 01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:21,252 No, that's enough. 918 01:05:21,544 --> 01:05:22,920 You'd like to be going. 919 01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:26,048 But let's face it, kid, you don't have it. 920 01:05:26,340 --> 01:05:27,466 Maybe next year. 921 01:05:27,758 --> 01:05:28,300 Sure. 922 01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:29,385 See ya, Cin. 923 01:05:29,677 --> 01:05:31,220 Yes, don't wait up. 924 01:06:50,382 --> 01:06:54,345 Well, get a move on, you're not even dressed. 925 01:06:54,637 --> 01:06:55,737 For what? 926 01:06:56,931 --> 01:06:59,016 For the ball, of course. 927 01:07:00,392 --> 01:07:02,770 But Godfather, I wasn't invited. 928 01:07:03,062 --> 01:07:05,314 And besides, I have nothing to wear, nothing. 929 01:07:05,606 --> 01:07:09,693 No problem, I'm well connected in that department. 930 01:07:09,985 --> 01:07:12,571 My wand. 931 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:15,908 Oh, my wand, yes. 932 01:08:22,558 --> 01:08:23,684 Damned imports. 933 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:32,943 Should've taken it back when it was still on warranty. 934 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:03,390 Oh no, no, no, you'll ruin your makeup. 935 01:09:03,682 --> 01:09:05,934 Godfather, this is like my dream come true. 936 01:09:06,226 --> 01:09:10,230 I beg your pardon, dreams are not my bag. 937 01:09:10,522 --> 01:09:12,399 I deal in the real thing. 938 01:09:16,528 --> 01:09:17,780 Oh, Godfather. 939 01:09:20,991 --> 01:09:22,826 Godfather, thank you. 940 01:09:23,118 --> 01:09:24,411 Thank you so much. 941 01:09:27,665 --> 01:09:29,208 You are the greatest fairy godfather 942 01:09:29,500 --> 01:09:31,418 in the whole, whole world. 943 01:09:31,710 --> 01:09:34,463 Well, of course, who'd you think you were dealing with? 944 01:09:34,755 --> 01:09:36,882 But save your kisses for the ball. 945 01:09:37,174 --> 01:09:38,652 You'll have a chance to use them soon enough. 946 01:09:38,676 --> 01:09:41,220 But Godfather, I am so excited. 947 01:09:42,471 --> 01:09:44,932 Free love, sexual emancipation. 948 01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:48,310 Remember, that's the theme of the ball tonight. 949 01:09:48,602 --> 01:09:49,702 Sex? 950 01:09:50,479 --> 01:09:52,272 Fornication then. 951 01:09:52,564 --> 01:09:55,484 But you must set a good example, Cindy. 952 01:09:55,776 --> 01:09:57,736 Our time here on Earth is almost through, 953 01:09:58,028 --> 01:10:02,157 and I'm do on Saturn the first thing in the morning. 954 01:10:03,492 --> 01:10:06,328 Oh dear dear, we must get a move on. 955 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,180 But Godfather, how shall I get there? 956 01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:09,790 I'll be awfully late. 957 01:10:18,340 --> 01:10:19,842 Hello, what's this? 958 01:10:23,762 --> 01:10:25,264 Interesting, yours? 959 01:10:28,267 --> 01:10:29,685 No, of course not. 960 01:10:31,186 --> 01:10:33,021 Well, yeah, here we go. 961 01:10:34,022 --> 01:10:35,122 Bing. 962 01:10:38,110 --> 01:10:39,210 My goodness. 963 01:10:40,654 --> 01:10:42,781 Handy little gadget. 964 01:10:43,073 --> 01:10:47,870 Now remember, tonight you're Aphrodite, the goddess of love. 965 01:10:49,288 --> 01:10:53,792 You have a chance to strike a blow for free love everywhere. 966 01:10:54,084 --> 01:10:55,377 Blow? 967 01:10:55,669 --> 01:10:58,589 Bad choice of words, you know what I mean. 968 01:10:58,881 --> 01:11:03,677 Now get a move on and remember you must be back my midnight. 969 01:11:04,261 --> 01:11:06,096 I have a date on Venus. 970 01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:12,019 You are a rascal, Godfather. 971 01:11:53,435 --> 01:11:54,535 Hi. 972 01:11:54,561 --> 01:11:55,729 Hi. 973 01:11:56,021 --> 01:11:59,233 I was afraid you weren't gonna show up. 974 01:12:00,859 --> 01:12:02,069 I'm here. 975 01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:03,654 You look lovely. 976 01:12:07,157 --> 01:12:09,117 Would you like a cigarette? 977 01:12:09,409 --> 01:12:10,536 No, thank you. 978 01:12:15,916 --> 01:12:17,016 Just relax. 979 01:12:20,546 --> 01:12:23,423 You do want to do this, don't you? 980 01:12:23,715 --> 01:12:24,815 Yeah. 981 01:12:27,386 --> 01:12:29,221 How long has it been? 982 01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:33,433 It's been a long time. 983 01:12:34,810 --> 01:12:35,910 Two years. 984 01:12:38,564 --> 01:12:42,317 It's something you never forget, believe me. 985 01:12:43,485 --> 01:12:45,070 It still feels good. 986 01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:49,616 Yeah, but it's illegal. 987 01:12:50,659 --> 01:12:52,119 Nonsense. 988 01:12:52,411 --> 01:12:56,665 On this planet, you have to take whatever you can get. 989 01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:03,338 But I've never been with a girl. 990 01:13:03,630 --> 01:13:05,674 It'll feel good, you'll see. 991 01:17:05,497 --> 01:17:07,082 Fornication without sanction! 992 01:17:07,374 --> 01:17:09,167 Fornication without sanction! 993 01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:12,045 Hey, baby, this isn't fornication. 994 01:17:12,337 --> 01:17:13,672 But it's dirt. 995 01:17:13,964 --> 01:17:16,174 Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. 996 01:17:17,717 --> 01:17:18,817 Arrest them. 997 01:17:22,764 --> 01:17:25,559 Hey, baby, you're kinda cute. 998 01:17:25,851 --> 01:17:28,103 No, I'm not. 999 01:17:28,395 --> 01:17:31,314 Yeah, I know you've got a real hot rod 1000 01:17:31,606 --> 01:17:33,150 somewhere down there. 1001 01:17:35,152 --> 01:17:37,779 Come on, baby, show me where it's at. 1002 01:17:38,071 --> 01:17:39,364 Oil my parts, huh? 1003 01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:43,910 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1004 01:19:28,765 --> 01:19:30,600 My word, who is that? 1005 01:21:22,170 --> 01:21:23,797 You dance beautifully. 1006 01:21:24,089 --> 01:21:25,189 Who are you? 1007 01:21:26,549 --> 01:21:30,387 I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. 1008 01:21:30,678 --> 01:21:32,138 You certainly are. 1009 01:21:34,015 --> 01:21:38,269 There must be someplace we can be alone here, yes? 1010 01:21:38,561 --> 01:21:40,438 Why yes, yes of course. 1011 01:21:44,317 --> 01:21:45,485 Right this way. 1012 01:21:52,242 --> 01:21:53,342 Who is that bitch? 1013 01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:54,577 Where did she come from? 1014 01:21:54,869 --> 01:21:57,831 I don't know, but I wish it were me. 1015 01:22:13,430 --> 01:22:15,432 Is this private enough? 1016 01:22:20,353 --> 01:22:22,605 Do you really sleep here? 1017 01:22:22,897 --> 01:22:25,191 Among other things. 1018 01:22:25,483 --> 01:22:27,694 Sit down, see if you like it. 1019 01:22:42,584 --> 01:22:45,336 How do you feel about free love? 1020 01:22:46,963 --> 01:22:48,840 I beg your pardon? 1021 01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:51,676 That is what it is called, I believe. 1022 01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:56,764 I thought you said free love there for a moment. 1023 01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:03,229 Everyone knows that lovemaking is against the law. 1024 01:23:03,521 --> 01:23:05,481 That is only because our Controller is a tyrant. 1025 01:23:05,565 --> 01:23:08,276 It is not what the people want. 1026 01:23:08,568 --> 01:23:10,528 I think that it is unjust. 1027 01:23:13,406 --> 01:23:14,908 You're beautiful. 1028 01:23:16,576 --> 01:23:18,995 But are you trying to get us arrested? 1029 01:23:19,287 --> 01:23:22,624 Because what I'm thinking is against the law. 1030 01:23:22,916 --> 01:23:24,417 There's no doubt about it. 1031 01:23:24,709 --> 01:23:29,047 But then you must think that that is a dumb law. 1032 01:23:29,339 --> 01:23:32,842 Because making love can be very beautiful. 1033 01:23:33,134 --> 01:23:35,303 Or at least my Godfather thinks so. 1034 01:23:35,595 --> 01:23:39,891 I don't know, I've never been in a position to know. 1035 01:23:41,601 --> 01:23:44,187 Then I think it is time that we found out for ourselves. 1036 01:23:44,479 --> 01:23:49,025 Because you see, we will never have a better chance, Tom. 1037 01:23:50,318 --> 01:23:53,154 I've never known anyone like you. 1038 01:23:56,032 --> 01:23:57,742 I don't believe this is really happening. 1039 01:23:58,034 --> 01:24:01,579 Sooner than you know, everyone's going to be doing this. 1040 01:24:01,871 --> 01:24:02,413 You will see. 1041 01:24:02,705 --> 01:24:04,225 The Controller would never allow it. 1042 01:24:04,457 --> 01:24:06,751 He thinks it'll corrupt us. 1043 01:24:07,043 --> 01:24:08,670 Do you feel corrupt? 1044 01:24:10,672 --> 01:24:11,839 I feel great. 1045 01:24:23,643 --> 01:24:25,144 Stella, it's almost midnight, 1046 01:24:25,436 --> 01:24:27,230 and we haven't even had a nibble yet. 1047 01:24:27,522 --> 01:24:28,722 I mean, have you seen anything 1048 01:24:28,940 --> 01:24:30,858 that looks halfway decent around here? 1049 01:24:31,150 --> 01:24:32,318 Sure, Prince Charming, 1050 01:24:32,610 --> 01:24:35,029 but it looks like the princess already nabbed him. 1051 01:24:35,321 --> 01:24:39,033 Aw, screw 'em, they look like virgins anyway. 1052 01:24:42,161 --> 01:24:45,164 Have you ever done this before? 1053 01:24:45,456 --> 01:24:46,556 No. 1054 01:24:47,292 --> 01:24:50,753 Me neither, not and have it feel like this. 1055 01:24:51,045 --> 01:24:52,422 I must be dreaming. 1056 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:59,554 I don't even know who you are. 1057 01:25:06,060 --> 01:25:07,538 I'm someone who's going to show you 1058 01:25:07,562 --> 01:25:09,439 the meaning of real love. 1059 01:25:13,526 --> 01:25:14,777 I believe you. 1060 01:25:17,447 --> 01:25:21,117 I couldn't stop you now if I wanted to. 1061 01:27:17,734 --> 01:27:20,278 Whatever happened to young Tom Prince? 1062 01:27:20,570 --> 01:27:22,780 I'm sure he's keeping busy. 1063 01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:36,252 If this is love, everyone should have it. 1064 01:27:37,378 --> 01:27:39,714 You're right, you're right. 1065 01:28:08,117 --> 01:28:10,536 This one's for you, Godfather. 1066 01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:22,649 Caught in the act, caught in the act. 1067 01:28:22,673 --> 01:28:24,233 Two more violators, two more violators. 1068 01:28:24,467 --> 01:28:25,567 But who are you? 1069 01:28:25,676 --> 01:28:27,845 Why I am the Controller's morals officer, 1070 01:28:28,137 --> 01:28:31,307 and you are guilty of fornication without sanction. 1071 01:28:31,599 --> 01:28:32,767 Now just a minute, Roscoe. 1072 01:28:33,059 --> 01:28:34,899 We were not fornicating, we were making love, 1073 01:28:34,936 --> 01:28:36,145 my Prince Charming and I. 1074 01:28:36,437 --> 01:28:40,316 That's right, but my name is Tom Prince. 1075 01:28:40,608 --> 01:28:42,193 Look at the list, look at the list. 1076 01:28:42,485 --> 01:28:44,278 Now wait a minute, Roscoe. 1077 01:28:44,570 --> 01:28:46,770 Apparently you've forgotten about that time I caught you 1078 01:28:46,864 --> 01:28:48,241 making it with that x-ray machine. 1079 01:28:48,533 --> 01:28:50,952 But Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. 1080 01:28:51,244 --> 01:28:52,787 God, it's midnight. 1081 01:28:54,163 --> 01:28:55,263 Wait. 1082 01:28:56,457 --> 01:28:58,793 Don't go, it'll be all right. 1083 01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:01,838 Let me go, you fools. 1084 01:29:02,129 --> 01:29:03,339 Don't let her go. 1085 01:29:16,185 --> 01:29:17,603 This yours, mam? 1086 01:29:24,151 --> 01:29:25,945 So you want a woman? 1087 01:29:26,237 --> 01:29:28,197 Go play with the computer. 1088 01:29:31,075 --> 01:29:35,329 Oh, okay, so maybe you're tired of computer roulette 1089 01:29:37,999 --> 01:29:41,669 and maybe you want somebody all your own, eh? 1090 01:29:43,045 --> 01:29:46,048 I just got this catalog from Denmark. 1091 01:29:48,134 --> 01:29:50,469 Pick yourself out a bionic woman. 1092 01:29:50,761 --> 01:29:52,346 Go ahead, I'll pay for it. 1093 01:29:52,638 --> 01:29:54,038 And we can sneak it through customs 1094 01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:55,617 and you will have it for the weekend. 1095 01:29:55,641 --> 01:29:57,393 You don't understand, Chief. 1096 01:29:57,685 --> 01:30:00,438 I don't want anybody else but her. 1097 01:30:00,730 --> 01:30:03,024 I talked to the doorman. 1098 01:30:03,316 --> 01:30:05,902 Ran a tracer through all the computers. 1099 01:30:06,193 --> 01:30:08,613 Apparently she wasn't one of the invited. 1100 01:30:08,905 --> 01:30:13,200 Tom, you stand them upside down, and they all look-- 1101 01:30:14,827 --> 01:30:15,927 The same? 1102 01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,873 That's what they tell me. 1103 01:30:19,165 --> 01:30:21,375 Not this one, Chief. 1104 01:30:21,667 --> 01:30:23,836 She's something special. 1105 01:30:24,128 --> 01:30:27,131 Well, if you don't know what she looks like, 1106 01:30:27,423 --> 01:30:30,384 how you gonna know when you found her? 1107 01:30:36,223 --> 01:30:38,392 Find her, my boy, find her. 1108 01:30:39,685 --> 01:30:42,188 Yes, I can't have my super stud moping around here 1109 01:30:42,480 --> 01:30:43,856 like an undertaker. 1110 01:30:45,441 --> 01:30:48,945 You're on leave of absence as of right now. 1111 01:30:50,196 --> 01:30:51,489 Do you really mean it? 1112 01:30:51,781 --> 01:30:53,699 I think I mean it. 1113 01:30:53,991 --> 01:30:56,077 Yes, I mean it, I mean it. 1114 01:30:56,369 --> 01:30:57,828 Find her, my boy, yes. 1115 01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:00,456 Take whatever measures you have to, yes. 1116 01:31:00,748 --> 01:31:04,126 Bend the rules just this once, but find her. 1117 01:31:04,418 --> 01:31:08,381 I want to have a look at this creature for myself. 1118 01:31:09,507 --> 01:31:10,925 Go on, go on. 1119 01:31:11,217 --> 01:31:13,344 Who said you're not human? 1120 01:31:15,972 --> 01:31:17,556 Someone said that? 1121 01:31:24,689 --> 01:31:26,065 He may never return. 1122 01:32:38,387 --> 01:32:40,139 November 21st, 2047. 1123 01:32:43,142 --> 01:32:44,242 Dear diary. 1124 01:32:48,397 --> 01:32:52,401 Oh, diary, it all seems like such a dream to me now. 1125 01:32:52,693 --> 01:32:55,905 Nothing is real anymore, not my Godfather 1126 01:32:57,656 --> 01:33:02,078 or my beautiful gown or the music or the dancing or... 1127 01:33:04,914 --> 01:33:07,416 My handsome prince is not real. 1128 01:33:09,543 --> 01:33:10,795 Nothing is real. 1129 01:33:11,962 --> 01:33:13,214 Nothing is real. 1130 01:33:18,677 --> 01:33:21,722 Except that tingling feeling I get between my legs 1131 01:33:22,014 --> 01:33:23,474 when I think of him. 1132 01:33:26,685 --> 01:33:30,606 Stella, Stella, the Controller's sexual surrogate 1133 01:33:30,898 --> 01:33:34,443 is on his way down our street right now! 1134 01:33:34,735 --> 01:33:36,612 Christ, I gotta douche. 1135 01:33:39,115 --> 01:33:40,866 Did someone say sex? 1136 01:34:11,939 --> 01:34:13,983 Hear ye, hear ye, by proclamation of-- 1137 01:34:14,275 --> 01:34:16,193 Hey, cut the lip, bring on. 1138 01:34:16,485 --> 01:34:18,445 Oh, hello hello, handsome. 1139 01:34:21,740 --> 01:34:25,703 I hear you have the best meat and potatoes in town. 1140 01:34:25,995 --> 01:34:27,095 Is it kosher? 1141 01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:35,963 Oh, come on, get over here. 1142 01:34:36,255 --> 01:34:37,355 Come on, come over here. 1143 01:34:37,548 --> 01:34:38,648 Oh God. 1144 01:34:39,884 --> 01:34:41,886 Oh, you feel good. 1145 01:34:42,178 --> 01:34:43,804 Oh, what's the matter? 1146 01:34:55,107 --> 01:34:56,207 30 seconds. 1147 01:34:58,277 --> 01:35:00,362 A goddamn, lousy 30 seconds, 1148 01:35:00,654 --> 01:35:03,657 and he says it's pointless to continue. 1149 01:35:04,992 --> 01:35:06,493 It's pointless? 1150 01:35:06,785 --> 01:35:09,163 It's more like sexless. 1151 01:35:09,455 --> 01:35:11,957 I'm never gonna get my rocks off. 1152 01:35:12,249 --> 01:35:13,689 Bella, you just have to calm down. 1153 01:35:13,876 --> 01:35:17,004 Someday the right guy is gonna come along. 1154 01:35:17,296 --> 01:35:18,088 Just have to have faith. 1155 01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:19,480 Faith? 1156 01:35:20,216 --> 01:35:23,719 My faith is all dried up, it's gone to sea. 1157 01:35:25,763 --> 01:35:26,863 You too? 1158 01:35:28,140 --> 01:35:29,580 You better get in there fast, Cin, 1159 01:35:29,850 --> 01:35:32,102 before Mom scares him off. 1160 01:35:32,394 --> 01:35:33,514 You really think I should? 1161 01:35:33,771 --> 01:35:35,147 What the hell? 1162 01:35:35,439 --> 01:35:38,108 Sure, you might as well get shut out too. 1163 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:42,529 Quick, quick, we got a bad case of the hornies. 1164 01:35:42,821 --> 01:35:44,114 The hornies? 1165 01:35:44,406 --> 01:35:47,868 We got to get this one to the clinic fast! 1166 01:37:09,992 --> 01:37:11,092 Well? 1167 01:37:12,244 --> 01:37:14,079 Who are you? 1168 01:37:14,371 --> 01:37:17,458 This is the man I told you about, my Fairy Godfather. 1169 01:37:17,750 --> 01:37:18,850 Tom. 1170 01:37:18,917 --> 01:37:20,669 Oh yes, I know Tom Prince. 1171 01:37:20,961 --> 01:37:23,422 You don't think his being here is a mistake, do you? 1172 01:37:23,714 --> 01:37:24,814 This is a little much. 1173 01:37:25,049 --> 01:37:26,300 It's been a rough week. 1174 01:37:26,592 --> 01:37:28,194 Oh, break it up, break it up, break it up. 1175 01:37:28,218 --> 01:37:29,428 We've got work to do. 1176 01:37:29,720 --> 01:37:31,555 The Controller is waiting for us. 1177 01:37:31,847 --> 01:37:33,390 You and you and bing. 1178 01:37:43,025 --> 01:37:44,125 Who are you? 1179 01:37:44,151 --> 01:37:46,278 Oh mighty and merciful one, you are about to have 1180 01:37:46,570 --> 01:37:48,489 a whole new world opened to you. 1181 01:37:48,781 --> 01:37:49,365 I am? 1182 01:37:49,656 --> 01:37:51,092 You and your silly little people have lived 1183 01:37:51,116 --> 01:37:52,534 in the Dark Ages long enough. 1184 01:37:52,826 --> 01:37:54,370 Cindy, enlighten him. 1185 01:37:55,746 --> 01:37:57,039 Play upon the flute. 1186 01:37:57,331 --> 01:38:00,626 Make the music that will make this planet dance once again. 1187 01:38:00,918 --> 01:38:01,460 Godfather, I-- 1188 01:38:01,752 --> 01:38:05,631 He's right, bring forth the joy that you brought to me 1189 01:38:05,923 --> 01:38:07,257 so the whole world can join us. 1190 01:38:07,549 --> 01:38:08,217 But I-- 1191 01:38:08,509 --> 01:38:11,845 Real love is not a selfish act, Cindy. 1192 01:38:12,137 --> 01:38:13,555 I am a virgin. 1193 01:38:13,847 --> 01:38:15,682 Was, past tense. 1194 01:38:15,974 --> 01:38:17,976 Godfather, that was different. 1195 01:38:18,268 --> 01:38:20,729 I mean, with my Tom it was holy. 1196 01:38:22,731 --> 01:38:24,733 So is this, believe me. 1197 01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:31,281 You have our blessings and that of the whole universe. 1198 01:39:12,322 --> 01:39:13,422 No, no. 1199 01:39:27,463 --> 01:39:29,131 No, this never works. 1200 01:39:31,091 --> 01:39:33,594 As least it never works for me. 1201 01:40:03,040 --> 01:40:05,375 That's never happened before. 1202 01:40:12,799 --> 01:40:15,469 Oh, okay, I'll get one of my own. 1203 01:40:18,597 --> 01:40:20,599 I was hoping you would. 1204 01:40:22,518 --> 01:40:24,645 It's exhilarating. 1205 01:40:24,937 --> 01:40:27,057 TOM, CINDY, AND GODFATHER: We thought you'd like it. 1206 01:40:27,147 --> 01:40:30,609 This would be good for everybody. 1207 01:40:30,901 --> 01:40:33,111 I'm glad you see it that way. 1208 01:40:33,403 --> 01:40:36,198 Why I'll make a proclamation, yes. 1209 01:40:39,910 --> 01:40:42,746 Tonight is a very festive occasion. 1210 01:40:44,289 --> 01:40:47,459 There will be lovemaking again in the land. 1211 01:40:47,751 --> 01:40:49,461 But no fornication. 1212 01:40:49,753 --> 01:40:53,465 Fornication is outlawed in favor of lovemaking. 1213 01:40:57,719 --> 01:41:01,598 ♪ Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees ♪ 1214 01:41:01,890 --> 01:41:05,978 ♪ Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love ♪ 1215 01:41:06,270 --> 01:41:08,063 ♪ If it's a need you can't outgrow ♪ 1216 01:41:08,355 --> 01:41:10,190 ♪ And you'll profit blow by blow ♪ 1217 01:41:10,482 --> 01:41:12,234 ♪ Yes you will, I tell you so ♪ 1218 01:41:12,526 --> 01:41:14,403 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1219 01:41:14,695 --> 01:41:15,795 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1220 01:41:15,988 --> 01:41:16,530 ♪ You and me ♪ 1221 01:41:16,822 --> 01:41:17,922 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1222 01:41:17,990 --> 01:41:18,657 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 1223 01:41:18,949 --> 01:41:19,741 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1224 01:41:20,033 --> 01:41:21,177 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 1225 01:41:21,201 --> 01:41:23,287 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1226 01:41:23,579 --> 01:41:25,247 ♪ You may wish and you may hope ♪ 1227 01:41:25,539 --> 01:41:27,416 ♪ Indulge in various kinds of dope ♪ 1228 01:41:27,708 --> 01:41:31,670 ♪ Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love ♪ 1229 01:41:31,962 --> 01:41:34,131 ♪ As even the coldest Eskimo ♪ 1230 01:41:34,423 --> 01:41:36,263 ♪ Living in the northernmost part of the pole ♪ 1231 01:41:36,466 --> 01:41:38,218 ♪ Can always find refuge in a hole ♪ 1232 01:41:38,510 --> 01:41:40,429 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1233 01:41:40,721 --> 01:41:41,471 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1234 01:41:41,763 --> 01:41:42,514 ♪ Yes we need to be loved ♪ 1235 01:41:42,806 --> 01:41:43,557 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1236 01:41:43,849 --> 01:41:44,993 ♪ From you and me to King Kong ♪ 1237 01:41:45,017 --> 01:41:45,684 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1238 01:41:45,976 --> 01:41:47,076 ♪ Could a fairy be wrong ♪ 1239 01:41:47,144 --> 01:41:49,855 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1240 01:41:57,988 --> 01:41:58,655 What are you doing? 1241 01:41:58,947 --> 01:42:02,075 How about if you and me unwind? 1242 01:42:02,367 --> 01:42:05,078 Oh no, no, you don't seem to understand, you see. 1243 01:42:05,370 --> 01:42:08,165 Now you see, Fairy Godfathers just teach how to 1244 01:42:08,457 --> 01:42:10,297 and expose people to the actual feelings of it, 1245 01:42:10,500 --> 01:42:12,520 but they don't actually take off their clothes and sweat 1246 01:42:12,544 --> 01:42:13,712 or anything like that. 1247 01:42:14,004 --> 01:42:15,523 If you'll excuse me, I must leave now. 1248 01:42:15,547 --> 01:42:16,673 - Please. - Bing. 1249 01:42:24,306 --> 01:42:25,406 Oh shit. 1250 01:42:26,600 --> 01:42:27,700 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1251 01:42:27,851 --> 01:42:28,560 ♪ It's not electronic ♪ 1252 01:42:28,852 --> 01:42:29,603 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1253 01:42:29,895 --> 01:42:30,995 ♪ Nor is it bionic ♪ 1254 01:42:31,104 --> 01:42:31,897 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1255 01:42:32,189 --> 01:42:33,289 ♪ It's a natural tonic ♪ 1256 01:42:33,357 --> 01:42:35,233 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1257 01:42:35,525 --> 01:42:36,625 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1258 01:42:36,652 --> 01:42:37,754 ♪ When you're down in the dumps ♪ 1259 01:42:37,778 --> 01:42:38,487 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1260 01:42:38,779 --> 01:42:39,879 ♪ When you're in a slump ♪ 1261 01:42:39,946 --> 01:42:40,739 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1262 01:42:41,031 --> 01:42:42,131 ♪ Just climb on a rump ♪ 1263 01:42:42,157 --> 01:42:44,117 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1264 01:42:44,409 --> 01:42:45,509 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1265 01:42:45,535 --> 01:42:46,328 ♪ Mister or madame ♪ 1266 01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:47,245 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1267 01:42:47,537 --> 01:42:48,637 ♪ Need I expand ♪ 1268 01:42:48,747 --> 01:42:49,539 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1269 01:42:49,831 --> 01:42:50,933 ♪ A mix of heart and glands ♪ 1270 01:42:50,957 --> 01:42:52,918 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1271 01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:54,310 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1272 01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:55,087 ♪ You and me ♪ 1273 01:42:55,379 --> 01:42:56,479 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1274 01:42:56,630 --> 01:42:57,297 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 1275 01:42:57,589 --> 01:42:58,173 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1276 01:42:58,465 --> 01:42:59,651 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 1277 01:42:59,675 --> 01:43:01,760 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1278 01:43:02,052 --> 01:43:03,845 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1279 01:43:04,137 --> 01:43:06,139 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1280 01:43:06,431 --> 01:43:08,266 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1281 01:43:08,558 --> 01:43:10,560 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1282 01:43:10,852 --> 01:43:12,562 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1283 01:43:12,854 --> 01:43:14,815 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1284 01:43:15,107 --> 01:43:17,067 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1285 01:43:17,359 --> 01:43:19,319 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1286 01:43:19,611 --> 01:43:21,530 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1287 01:43:21,822 --> 01:43:24,533 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1288 01:43:26,786 --> 01:43:29,705 [UPBEAT FUNK MUSIC] 1289 01:43:44,678 --> 01:43:46,430 ♪ Well welcome to the future ♪ 1290 01:43:46,722 --> 01:43:48,766 ♪ In the hopes that it will suit ya ♪ 1291 01:43:49,058 --> 01:43:52,853 ♪ Yeah welcome to the great society ♪ 1292 01:43:53,145 --> 01:43:57,233 ♪ It's the age of the computer and the rocket ship commuter ♪ 1293 01:43:57,525 --> 01:44:01,320 ♪ Well the whole wide world has changed technologically ♪ 1294 01:44:01,612 --> 01:44:05,616 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1295 01:44:05,908 --> 01:44:09,829 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 1296 01:44:10,121 --> 01:44:14,125 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1297 01:44:14,416 --> 01:44:19,171 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 1298 01:44:20,881 --> 01:44:25,052 ♪ And the people on the planet from Pacific to Atlantic ♪ 1299 01:44:25,344 --> 01:44:29,140 ♪ Are all getting along here most uncomfortably ♪ 1300 01:44:29,431 --> 01:44:31,183 ♪ 'Cause while life here isn't perfect ♪ 1301 01:44:31,475 --> 01:44:33,435 ♪ Provided you're a robot or a circuit ♪ 1302 01:44:33,727 --> 01:44:37,565 ♪ Well getting it on is only done electrically ♪ 1303 01:44:37,857 --> 01:44:41,735 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1304 01:44:42,027 --> 01:44:46,031 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 1305 01:44:46,323 --> 01:44:50,286 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1306 01:44:50,578 --> 01:44:54,707 ♪ We find love and will you find me ♪ 1307 01:45:15,936 --> 01:45:17,813 ♪ In this new and glorious nation ♪ 1308 01:45:18,105 --> 01:45:20,149 ♪ Where folks have been reduced to a computation ♪ 1309 01:45:20,441 --> 01:45:24,111 ♪ Why love and its message have vanished evaporatively ♪ 1310 01:45:24,403 --> 01:45:26,488 ♪ And there is very little magic ♪ 1311 01:45:26,780 --> 01:45:28,782 ♪ In a world that no longer believes ♪ 1312 01:45:29,074 --> 01:45:33,871 ♪ But maybe there's enough to restore our destinies ♪ 1313 01:45:34,955 --> 01:45:39,084 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1314 01:45:39,376 --> 01:45:43,297 ♪ Will we find love, will we be free ♪ 1315 01:45:43,589 --> 01:45:47,635 ♪ Here in civilization 2000, 2000 ♪ 1316 01:45:47,927 --> 01:45:51,639 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 1317 01:45:51,931 --> 01:45:55,851 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 1318 01:45:56,143 --> 01:45:59,855 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 1319 01:46:00,147 --> 01:46:03,984 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 1320 01:46:04,276 --> 01:46:08,822 ♪ Will we find love and will you find me ♪ 1321 01:46:20,751 --> 01:46:23,587 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1322 01:46:34,556 --> 01:46:36,684 - Good evening, my children. 1323 01:46:36,976 --> 01:46:40,396 This is your Controller here again with another one of our 1324 01:46:40,688 --> 01:46:44,608 intimate little electronic fireside chats. 1325 01:46:44,900 --> 01:46:47,945 A little progress report on the state of the planet. 1326 01:46:48,237 --> 01:46:51,657 But first a few computerized statistics to fill you in 1327 01:46:51,949 --> 01:46:54,493 on our recent anti-crime program. 1328 01:46:56,495 --> 01:46:58,831 Petty crime is down 48%. 1329 01:47:01,583 --> 01:47:05,004 Computer crime is up 12%, goddamn it. 1330 01:47:06,338 --> 01:47:08,007 Oh, sorry about that. 1331 01:47:09,466 --> 01:47:11,051 Rape is up 35%. 1332 01:47:12,219 --> 01:47:14,972 Aggravated assault is up 53%. 1333 01:47:17,975 --> 01:47:19,727 Unauthorized fornication has risen 1334 01:47:20,019 --> 01:47:23,188 to an all-time high of 95%. 1335 01:47:23,480 --> 01:47:24,898 This cannot continue. 1336 01:47:25,190 --> 01:47:28,027 Fornication without the express permission of the Controller 1337 01:47:28,319 --> 01:47:30,988 and Control Central is verboten! 1338 01:47:31,280 --> 01:47:32,906 - MAN: Forbidden. 1339 01:47:33,198 --> 01:47:34,908 - Forbidden, thank you. 1340 01:47:37,328 --> 01:47:41,415 A planet without order is a planet out of control. 1341 01:47:43,584 --> 01:47:47,171 You all must realize that for the common good 1342 01:47:47,463 --> 01:47:49,757 fornication must be regulated. 1343 01:47:50,966 --> 01:47:55,054 And indiscriminate sex must be outlawed completed. 1344 01:47:57,723 --> 01:48:00,142 Do you understand what I mean? 1345 01:48:01,143 --> 01:48:04,104 Cut out that goddamn screwing, I mean it! 1346 01:48:04,396 --> 01:48:06,899 Take cold showers, run around the block, anything. 1347 01:48:07,191 --> 01:48:08,359 But cool off. 1348 01:48:08,650 --> 01:48:11,278 I'm warning you, don't get me hot. 1349 01:48:14,156 --> 01:48:16,742 Good night from Control Central. 1350 01:48:22,039 --> 01:48:23,832 [ROSCOE BEEPING] 1351 01:48:24,124 --> 01:48:26,752 [COUPLE LAUGHING] 1352 01:48:31,382 --> 01:48:32,758 - ROSCOE: Fornication without sanction! 1353 01:48:33,050 --> 01:48:35,344 Fornication without sanction! 1354 01:48:35,636 --> 01:48:36,887 - MAN: You are too late, Roscoe. 1355 01:48:37,179 --> 01:48:38,013 - ROSCOE: What? 1356 01:48:38,305 --> 01:48:39,515 No, no, no! 1357 01:48:39,807 --> 01:48:41,225 Fornication without sanction! 1358 01:48:41,517 --> 01:48:43,102 Fornication without sanction! 1359 01:48:43,394 --> 01:48:44,812 Fornication without sanction! 1360 01:48:45,104 --> 01:48:47,773 Fornication, fornication, fornication. 1361 01:48:48,065 --> 01:48:49,942 Fornication, fornication. 1362 01:49:00,702 --> 01:49:01,453 - Ouch. 1363 01:49:04,289 --> 01:49:07,292 - Sorry, I'll try to be more careful. 1364 01:49:10,045 --> 01:49:11,255 Are you okay? 1365 01:49:11,547 --> 01:49:13,674 - Of course I'm okay, why? 1366 01:49:13,966 --> 01:49:15,467 - Because I'm not doing anything, that's why. 1367 01:49:15,759 --> 01:49:16,385 - Oh. 1368 01:49:19,805 --> 01:49:22,558 Are you sure you know what you're doing? 1369 01:49:22,850 --> 01:49:23,475 - No. 1370 01:49:25,310 --> 01:49:28,230 Wait a minute, I made some sketches. 1371 01:49:47,958 --> 01:49:49,918 - Geez, that doesn't look like much fun. 1372 01:49:50,210 --> 01:49:51,170 I could get hurt. 1373 01:49:51,462 --> 01:49:52,171 - You think so? 1374 01:49:52,463 --> 01:49:55,424 - Oh yeah, hey, I can't do this. 1375 01:49:55,716 --> 01:49:59,011 - Boy, I never knew it could be so hard. 1376 01:49:59,303 --> 01:50:01,346 - Hard, that's it. 1377 01:50:01,638 --> 01:50:02,931 Roll over, cowboy. 1378 01:50:32,794 --> 01:50:36,089 Let's see if Jill can find the magic oil. 1379 01:50:44,598 --> 01:50:47,017 Ah, this looks like the spout. 1380 01:50:52,689 --> 01:50:55,025 - ROSCOE: Two more violators, two more violators. 1381 01:50:55,317 --> 01:50:57,528 Caught in the act, caught in the act. 1382 01:50:57,819 --> 01:50:59,404 - Who are you? 1383 01:50:59,696 --> 01:51:00,697 - What are you? 1384 01:51:00,989 --> 01:51:02,866 - ROSCOE: I'm Roscoe, what do I look like? 1385 01:51:03,158 --> 01:51:06,370 The Controller's moral officer of course. 1386 01:51:09,998 --> 01:51:11,375 Aw, the hell with it. 1387 01:51:11,667 --> 01:51:12,834 - We didn't do anything, honest. 1388 01:51:13,126 --> 01:51:14,002 We don't even know how. 1389 01:51:14,294 --> 01:51:15,295 - ROSCOE: The list, the list. 1390 01:51:15,587 --> 01:51:16,672 Let's have the Controller's list. 1391 01:51:16,964 --> 01:51:19,841 The Controller's list, the Controller's [BEEPS]. 1392 01:51:20,133 --> 01:51:22,010 Roscoe are you all right? 1393 01:51:22,302 --> 01:51:24,179 I'm fine, how are you? 1394 01:51:24,471 --> 01:51:26,640 - MAN: Here you go, Roscoe. 1395 01:51:26,932 --> 01:51:29,518 - ROSCOE: Zach, Mack, Tack, Brak. 1396 01:51:29,810 --> 01:51:31,853 Bill, Gill, Lil, Dill, Nil. 1397 01:51:33,021 --> 01:51:35,899 You're not on the list, you're not on the list. 1398 01:51:36,191 --> 01:51:38,110 No more bedroom fornication for you. 1399 01:51:38,402 --> 01:51:41,196 - But we need the practice, damn it. 1400 01:51:42,614 --> 01:51:44,324 - ROSCOE: I've never seen that program before. 1401 01:51:44,616 --> 01:51:46,577 - Just give us another five minutes please. 1402 01:51:46,868 --> 01:51:47,869 - What good would five minutes be? 1403 01:51:48,161 --> 01:51:49,371 We've had an hour. 1404 01:51:49,663 --> 01:51:52,124 - ROSCOE: Move 'em out, move 'em out, gotta be punished. 1405 01:51:52,416 --> 01:51:55,335 Violation ordinance number 9369. 1406 01:51:55,627 --> 01:52:00,090 Gotta be punished, gotta be punished, gotta be punished. 1407 01:52:01,758 --> 01:52:04,595 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1408 01:52:43,342 --> 01:52:46,762 - Who told you to polish this counter, Cindy? 1409 01:52:47,054 --> 01:52:48,055 - You did, Mother. 1410 01:52:48,347 --> 01:52:50,015 - I am not your mother. 1411 01:52:50,307 --> 01:52:53,602 It's a curse that I'm even your stepmother. 1412 01:52:53,894 --> 01:52:57,105 If you can see your face, it's too shiny. 1413 01:52:58,023 --> 01:53:00,108 Remember that, goddamn it. 1414 01:53:02,361 --> 01:53:04,446 Damn it, damn crow's feet. 1415 01:53:13,246 --> 01:53:17,292 When you finish those windows, I want the ironing done, 1416 01:53:17,584 --> 01:53:20,712 the floors waxed, the China closet dusted, 1417 01:53:21,004 --> 01:53:23,590 the silverware polished, dinner started, 1418 01:53:23,882 --> 01:53:28,637 and don't forget to check out the closed circuit monitors. 1419 01:53:28,970 --> 01:53:33,183 That goddamn security system is fouled up again. 1420 01:53:33,475 --> 01:53:34,184 - Yes, mam. 1421 01:53:36,520 --> 01:53:39,356 - ROSCOE: Move on in, shake a leg, shake a leg. 1422 01:53:39,648 --> 01:53:44,027 Keep moving, move on in, move on in, shake a leg. 1423 01:53:44,319 --> 01:53:45,862 - We never got to shake anything. 1424 01:53:46,154 --> 01:53:47,155 - ROSCOE: Never got to shake anything. 1425 01:53:47,447 --> 01:53:48,407 Never got to shake anything. 1426 01:53:48,699 --> 01:53:49,658 Never got. 1427 01:53:49,950 --> 01:53:50,784 - What are you gonna do with us? 1428 01:53:51,076 --> 01:53:51,952 - ROSCOE: Never got to shake anything. 1429 01:53:52,244 --> 01:53:54,371 Never got to shake anything. 1430 01:53:55,956 --> 01:53:58,166 - Say, big boy, how about you and me 1431 01:53:58,458 --> 01:54:00,419 discussing this privately? 1432 01:54:01,628 --> 01:54:05,132 - ROSCOE: What you got in mind, hot pants? 1433 01:54:06,091 --> 01:54:07,342 Was that me? 1434 01:54:07,634 --> 01:54:08,760 - Hear ye, hear ye, 1435 01:54:09,052 --> 01:54:11,096 will everyone please watch the television? 1436 01:54:11,388 --> 01:54:14,266 - ROSCOE: Right, right, move on in, move on in. 1437 01:54:14,558 --> 01:54:17,769 Please recognize his most magnificent, 1438 01:54:18,061 --> 01:54:19,938 merciful, our Controller. 1439 01:54:21,815 --> 01:54:24,234 - Flagrant fornication is against 1440 01:54:24,526 --> 01:54:26,611 the best interests of our planet. 1441 01:54:26,903 --> 01:54:29,614 Not just because we are overpopulated 1442 01:54:29,906 --> 01:54:33,952 and because it is decadent but because it is dirty. 1443 01:54:35,328 --> 01:54:38,582 Dirty, dirty, dirty, dirty, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 1444 01:54:38,874 --> 01:54:42,878 - ROSCOE: Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt! 1445 01:54:43,170 --> 01:54:47,966 - Only those selected by the central computer can fornicate. 1446 01:54:51,178 --> 01:54:54,765 Anyone else caught doing it will be punished 1447 01:54:56,641 --> 01:54:59,311 in accordance with the full limit of the law. 1448 01:54:59,603 --> 01:55:00,562 I have spoken. 1449 01:55:02,397 --> 01:55:04,858 - ROSCOE: He has spoken. 1450 01:55:05,150 --> 01:55:08,737 Fornication without sanction of the Controller. 1451 01:55:09,029 --> 01:55:13,825 Violation ordinance number 1369696969 [BEEPS]. 1452 01:55:15,368 --> 01:55:17,412 68, 68 [BEEPS]. 1453 01:55:17,704 --> 01:55:18,330 69. 1454 01:55:19,247 --> 01:55:20,749 Remove their coats. 1455 01:55:22,042 --> 01:55:23,502 - No, Jack, I won't do it. 1456 01:55:23,794 --> 01:55:26,129 - You have to, Jill, we're already in enough trouble. 1457 01:55:26,421 --> 01:55:28,256 - But Jack, these people are perverted. 1458 01:55:28,548 --> 01:55:31,009 - ROSCOE: Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 1459 01:55:31,301 --> 01:55:34,346 Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted. 1460 01:55:34,638 --> 01:55:37,766 - Why does Mom buy this cheap crap? 1461 01:55:38,058 --> 01:55:38,975 Gimme that lipstick. 1462 01:55:39,267 --> 01:55:40,977 - Bitch, get your own. 1463 01:55:41,269 --> 01:55:42,854 - You sleazy little slut. 1464 01:55:43,146 --> 01:55:44,272 You're so nasty. 1465 01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:49,277 What, you think your funny, don't you? 1466 01:55:49,569 --> 01:55:50,278 Think you're funny. 1467 01:55:50,570 --> 01:55:52,155 Look, two can do this. 1468 01:55:52,447 --> 01:55:53,114 - You think so, huh? 1469 01:55:53,406 --> 01:55:53,949 - Yes. 1470 01:55:54,241 --> 01:55:56,535 - I'll get you [LAUGHS]. 1471 01:55:56,827 --> 01:56:00,539 - Wait just a minute [LAUGHS]. 1472 01:56:02,123 --> 01:56:05,377 - Someone has been in my makeup! 1473 01:56:05,669 --> 01:56:06,294 Cindy! 1474 01:56:10,006 --> 01:56:11,591 Just as I suspected. 1475 01:56:13,885 --> 01:56:17,681 Look, look at the color in those cheeks. 1476 01:56:17,973 --> 01:56:19,015 - But I don't use makeup, mam. 1477 01:56:19,307 --> 01:56:21,476 I've never had any to use. 1478 01:56:21,768 --> 01:56:23,395 - Don't you lie to me. 1479 01:56:24,604 --> 01:56:26,690 There isn't anything you wouldn't try 1480 01:56:26,982 --> 01:56:29,234 if you thought it might make you pretty. 1481 01:56:29,526 --> 01:56:31,987 Now admit it, admit it, damn it! 1482 01:56:36,700 --> 01:56:38,451 - Yes, mam, it was me. 1483 01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:43,832 - That's more like it. 1484 01:56:44,916 --> 01:56:49,004 Look at you, what difference would makeup make anyway? 1485 01:56:49,296 --> 01:56:50,797 Who'd look at you? 1486 01:56:51,089 --> 01:56:55,051 And cover yourself up, you shameless little hussy. 1487 01:56:56,344 --> 01:56:59,180 Don't think you are kidding me any. 1488 01:57:00,223 --> 01:57:03,310 You are just waiting for the day you can leave me. 1489 01:57:03,602 --> 01:57:05,896 Only that day will never come. 1490 01:57:08,982 --> 01:57:12,652 Your old man left me next to nothing when he died. 1491 01:57:12,944 --> 01:57:14,070 Nothing but you. 1492 01:57:15,655 --> 01:57:19,743 And I aim to work your little buns off, you hear? 1493 01:57:20,035 --> 01:57:20,744 - Oh yes, mam. 1494 01:57:21,036 --> 01:57:23,997 - I want everything done by the time I get home. 1495 01:57:24,289 --> 01:57:27,000 And stay the hell out of my makeup! 1496 01:57:31,671 --> 01:57:34,466 Lord knows I don't really need any. 1497 01:57:37,385 --> 01:57:39,137 I'd just as soon trade you in 1498 01:57:39,429 --> 01:57:41,890 on a well-built male type robot. 1499 01:57:45,894 --> 01:57:48,813 [STEPMOTHER LAUGHS] 1500 01:57:51,524 --> 01:57:52,275 A robot. 1501 01:57:55,528 --> 01:57:58,281 - Looks like I'll never get to go hiking now. 1502 01:57:58,573 --> 01:58:00,951 - You said it, you forfeited your afternoon off. 1503 01:58:01,242 --> 01:58:03,370 - Are you trying to get us in trouble or something? 1504 01:58:03,662 --> 01:58:05,622 Go scrub that floor. 1505 01:58:05,914 --> 01:58:07,290 - Oh, don't mind her. 1506 01:58:07,582 --> 01:58:10,669 She always blows her mind when she's horny. 1507 01:58:10,961 --> 01:58:13,004 - Who wouldn't be horny? 1508 01:58:13,296 --> 01:58:14,673 Some life we've got. 1509 01:58:14,965 --> 01:58:18,134 Books are outlawed, no True Confession magazines. 1510 01:58:18,426 --> 01:58:20,387 I can't even get laid on this planet. 1511 01:58:20,679 --> 01:58:22,514 Everything that's fun is against the law. 1512 01:58:22,806 --> 01:58:25,684 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC] 1513 01:58:29,104 --> 01:58:31,940 ♪ Living on this planet is a pain in the neck ♪ 1514 01:58:32,232 --> 01:58:35,402 ♪ Yeah, it's turning me into a nervous wreck ♪ 1515 01:58:35,694 --> 01:58:38,321 ♪ We got to practice abstinence ♪ 1516 01:58:38,613 --> 01:58:40,657 ♪ 'Cause the other is a criminal offense ♪ 1517 01:58:40,949 --> 01:58:44,619 ♪ Well the government expects you to sit here and rot ♪ 1518 01:58:44,911 --> 01:58:48,206 ♪ While the central computer either picks you or not ♪ 1519 01:58:48,498 --> 01:58:51,126 ♪ Your number could never come through ♪ 1520 01:58:51,418 --> 01:58:53,628 ♪ And then you know that you really got screwed ♪ 1521 01:58:53,920 --> 01:58:56,881 ♪ And we are doing without ♪ 1522 01:58:57,173 --> 01:58:59,968 ♪ Yes, we are doing without ♪ 1523 01:59:00,260 --> 01:59:03,471 ♪ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 1524 01:59:03,763 --> 01:59:06,850 ♪ We're desperate because we're doing without ♪ 1525 01:59:07,142 --> 01:59:10,145 ♪ Well I wish I could say that relief is in sight ♪ 1526 01:59:10,437 --> 01:59:13,565 ♪ I've been waiting so long night after night ♪ 1527 01:59:13,857 --> 01:59:16,526 ♪ I long for the touch of a man ♪ 1528 01:59:16,818 --> 01:59:20,155 ♪ But to them I'll take the problem in hand, you know ♪ 1529 01:59:20,447 --> 01:59:25,243 ♪ Doing without, yes we are doing without ♪ 1530 01:59:25,785 --> 01:59:28,955 ♪ And it's a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 1531 01:59:29,247 --> 01:59:31,791 ♪ We're desperate because we're doing without ♪ 1532 01:59:32,083 --> 01:59:35,336 ♪ Oh if I ever get selected, just one man won't be enough ♪ 1533 01:59:35,628 --> 01:59:38,423 ♪ Yeah, one look at you's enough to shrivel it up ♪ 1534 01:59:38,715 --> 01:59:41,468 ♪ Hey, cool it or I'll tear you to shreds ♪ 1535 01:59:41,760 --> 01:59:45,889 ♪ I'm like a tigress lean and unfed ♪ 1536 02:00:03,698 --> 02:00:07,160 ♪ I just can't understand all the things that you say ♪ 1537 02:00:07,452 --> 02:00:09,913 ♪ I don't remember ever feeling that way ♪ 1538 02:00:10,205 --> 02:00:13,124 ♪ You couldn't, you ain't got no class ♪ 1539 02:00:13,416 --> 02:00:15,460 ♪ Yeah, you wouldn't know your arm from your ass ♪ 1540 02:00:15,752 --> 02:00:18,505 ♪ Yeah, you'll be doing without ♪ 1541 02:00:18,797 --> 02:00:21,800 ♪ Yeah, you'll be going about without ♪ 1542 02:00:22,092 --> 02:00:25,595 ♪ And while we're working it out and making the rounds ♪ 1543 02:00:25,887 --> 02:00:30,266 ♪ You'll be stuck in the house without ♪ 1544 02:00:39,484 --> 02:00:41,236 - You know, I'm horny. 1545 02:00:48,827 --> 02:00:51,287 - You wouldn't know how to do it anyway. 1546 02:00:51,579 --> 02:00:52,205 - Oh yeah? 1547 02:00:53,498 --> 02:00:54,457 You should talk. 1548 02:00:54,749 --> 02:00:56,042 Look what I found. 1549 02:00:57,168 --> 02:00:59,129 - That's mine, give it to me! 1550 02:00:59,420 --> 02:01:00,505 Come on, give it to me! 1551 02:01:00,797 --> 02:01:01,589 Give it to me! 1552 02:01:01,881 --> 02:01:03,508 Come on, give it to me! 1553 02:01:03,800 --> 02:01:05,510 Give it to me, you bitch! 1554 02:01:05,802 --> 02:01:08,054 - No, no! - Come on, give it. 1555 02:01:08,346 --> 02:01:09,556 Come on, give it. 1556 02:01:14,352 --> 02:01:15,645 Give it to me. 1557 02:01:15,937 --> 02:01:17,063 - You're not using it. 1558 02:01:17,355 --> 02:01:18,731 - Come on, give it. 1559 02:01:19,899 --> 02:01:22,110 - Ow! - Give it to me, you bitch. 1560 02:01:22,402 --> 02:01:22,944 Come on. 1561 02:01:23,236 --> 02:01:24,404 - Get away from me. 1562 02:01:24,696 --> 02:01:26,406 - Give it to me, you bitch. 1563 02:01:26,698 --> 02:01:29,659 Come on, it's mine, give it to me. 1564 02:01:29,951 --> 02:01:32,162 Come, come on, give it to me! 1565 02:01:35,456 --> 02:01:37,208 What was that? 1566 02:01:37,500 --> 02:01:38,251 - Nothing. 1567 02:01:38,543 --> 02:01:41,087 Here, don't electrocute yourself. 1568 02:01:42,338 --> 02:01:43,089 See ya. 1569 02:01:45,466 --> 02:01:48,803 - Don't think you're foolin' anyone, Stella. 1570 02:01:49,095 --> 02:01:49,721 Stella. 1571 02:01:55,059 --> 02:01:55,977 Hey, Stella! 1572 02:02:11,910 --> 02:02:14,287 I know what you're up to in there. 1573 02:02:14,579 --> 02:02:17,790 - Bella, Bella, I was supposed to have the afternoon off. 1574 02:02:18,082 --> 02:02:20,168 It's my turn for a holiday in the country. 1575 02:02:20,460 --> 02:02:21,628 I've saved up all my coupons. 1576 02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:24,172 And it's been almost three months now, okay? 1577 02:02:24,464 --> 02:02:26,341 - Oh, go on, you know what Momma said. 1578 02:02:26,633 --> 02:02:30,511 Goddamn, Stella, wonder what's going on in there. 1579 02:02:40,730 --> 02:02:43,483 - Oh, Stella - It's Jack D. Ripper. 1580 02:02:53,117 --> 02:02:54,535 Oh my God, Stella. 1581 02:03:03,711 --> 02:03:06,047 Stella, you wouldn't do that. 1582 02:03:09,550 --> 02:03:10,343 God, she would. 1583 02:03:10,635 --> 02:03:14,222 I hope the poor girl doesn't choke on it. 1584 02:03:14,514 --> 02:03:15,139 Stella. 1585 02:03:19,894 --> 02:03:21,271 Come here and listen to this. 1586 02:03:21,562 --> 02:03:23,773 - No thanks, Bella, it's supposed to be done in privacy. 1587 02:03:24,065 --> 02:03:24,774 - Says who? 1588 02:03:26,234 --> 02:03:28,152 - Look, Bella, if I finish all my chores, 1589 02:03:28,444 --> 02:03:31,030 can I take my holiday now, please? 1590 02:03:31,322 --> 02:03:32,949 - Gee, if I had a guy, 1591 02:03:34,075 --> 02:03:37,412 I'd do it so long, so sweet, and so good. 1592 02:03:48,798 --> 02:03:51,718 - Some stud you are, Jack D. Ripper. 1593 02:03:52,719 --> 02:03:54,929 What's the D stand for anyway? 1594 02:03:55,221 --> 02:03:56,848 - Dependable. 1595 02:03:57,140 --> 02:03:59,225 - You're dependable all right. 1596 02:03:59,517 --> 02:04:01,602 - Well, I was slick enough to get by the cameras 1597 02:04:01,894 --> 02:04:03,730 and through that security system, wasn't I? 1598 02:04:04,022 --> 02:04:06,316 - Sure, after I cut the wires. 1599 02:04:07,567 --> 02:04:11,321 Bella, Bella, come here and help me for a sec! 1600 02:04:11,612 --> 02:04:12,905 - All right. 1601 02:04:13,197 --> 02:04:15,325 - But what about me? 1602 02:04:15,616 --> 02:04:17,618 - Sorry, it's a family affair. 1603 02:04:17,910 --> 02:04:22,081 - Bella, I mean can I take off after I finish my chores? 1604 02:04:22,373 --> 02:04:26,586 - Okay, but leave the security system as it is, okay? 1605 02:04:29,839 --> 02:04:30,923 Hey, hey, hey! 1606 02:04:33,343 --> 02:04:35,136 Stella, move out the way. 1607 02:04:35,428 --> 02:04:39,891 Now that Bella's here, Jack, you just won't be the same. 1608 02:04:44,187 --> 02:04:45,605 - JACK: Who's she? 1609 02:04:45,897 --> 02:04:47,440 - She's a specialist. 1610 02:04:50,193 --> 02:04:52,779 - Yeah, now lay down and say ah. 1611 02:04:55,907 --> 02:04:56,783 Yeah. 1612 02:04:57,075 --> 02:04:59,786 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC] 1613 02:05:00,078 --> 02:05:00,745 No, no! 1614 02:05:01,037 --> 02:05:02,330 - Go on. 1615 02:05:02,622 --> 02:05:05,083 - Now wait-- - You go down there. 1616 02:05:06,626 --> 02:05:08,544 - I need 15, 20 minutes. 1617 02:05:08,836 --> 02:05:11,381 [GIRLS GRUNTING] 1618 02:05:29,816 --> 02:05:31,776 [BELLA SCREAMS] 1619 02:05:32,068 --> 02:05:34,320 - Jill, I think I figured out how to do it. 1620 02:05:34,612 --> 02:05:36,155 - Oh great, terrific. 1621 02:05:41,536 --> 02:05:43,329 - ROSCOE: Ready to reduce, ready to reduce. 1622 02:05:43,621 --> 02:05:45,415 Ready to reduce machine. 1623 02:05:51,671 --> 02:05:54,507 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 1624 02:06:23,536 --> 02:06:25,246 - Not two more. 1625 02:06:25,538 --> 02:06:26,539 - Hi, Tom. 1626 02:06:26,831 --> 02:06:27,957 - Careful there. 1627 02:06:29,584 --> 02:06:32,336 Poor things, just for making love. 1628 02:06:33,796 --> 02:06:36,340 - That horny bitch dropped me. 1629 02:06:36,632 --> 02:06:37,925 - ROSCOE: Fornication without sanction. 1630 02:06:38,217 --> 02:06:39,927 Fornication without sanction, fornication-- 1631 02:06:40,219 --> 02:06:43,055 - Don't you ever give anyone a break? 1632 02:06:49,645 --> 02:06:52,523 - GIRL: Speaking of fornication-- 1633 02:06:52,815 --> 02:06:54,484 - Take a cold shower, will you? 1634 02:06:54,775 --> 02:06:56,277 Do you want us to end up like them, 1635 02:06:56,569 --> 02:06:57,945 miniaturized for six months? 1636 02:06:58,237 --> 02:06:59,197 - Oh, it would be worth it 1637 02:06:59,489 --> 02:07:01,240 to bounce on the mattress with you. 1638 02:07:01,532 --> 02:07:02,950 - Hey, I've got seniority around here. 1639 02:07:03,242 --> 02:07:06,913 - Relax, the computer decides who sleeps with who, remember? 1640 02:07:07,205 --> 02:07:08,873 And I've already got my number for today. 1641 02:07:09,165 --> 02:07:09,874 - Number one? 1642 02:07:10,166 --> 02:07:11,209 - Number two? 1643 02:07:11,501 --> 02:07:12,293 - Number 34. 1644 02:07:13,920 --> 02:07:16,005 [GIRLS GROAN] 1645 02:07:16,297 --> 02:07:16,923 Good bye. 1646 02:07:27,558 --> 02:07:28,309 Surprise. 1647 02:07:32,772 --> 02:07:34,106 Guess who's here. 1648 02:07:35,399 --> 02:07:37,652 - Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers? 1649 02:07:40,196 --> 02:07:40,947 I give up. 1650 02:07:46,702 --> 02:07:50,248 You wouldn't happen to have a fresh emery board, would you? 1651 02:07:50,540 --> 02:07:52,083 This one's the pits. 1652 02:07:52,375 --> 02:07:57,171 - My name's Tom Prince, I'm your sexual surrogate for today. 1653 02:07:59,090 --> 02:08:01,592 Nice room for making love. 1654 02:08:01,884 --> 02:08:05,680 Good lighting, plenty of bounce on the mattress. 1655 02:08:07,557 --> 02:08:12,436 - Watch it, Tiger, don't make me dizzy before we start. 1656 02:08:12,728 --> 02:08:15,147 - So many of the girls I'm paired with just 1657 02:08:15,439 --> 02:08:20,069 spread their legs, groan a couple of times, and that's it. 1658 02:08:22,029 --> 02:08:26,450 - I get motion sickness, didn't you read the printout? 1659 02:08:27,577 --> 02:08:29,161 Hey, Romeo, capiche? 1660 02:08:31,372 --> 02:08:36,168 - But I've got a feeling this time's going to be different. 1661 02:08:36,460 --> 02:08:40,423 I've got a good feeling about this, how about you? 1662 02:08:41,799 --> 02:08:45,219 - Do you think my toesies need a touch-up? 1663 02:08:47,221 --> 02:08:51,017 - Sure, go ahead, what difference does it make? 1664 02:08:52,268 --> 02:08:54,395 - Then again, I can wait until we're through. 1665 02:08:54,687 --> 02:08:55,563 Sound better? 1666 02:08:58,566 --> 02:09:01,402 I haven't done this in a long time. 1667 02:09:02,987 --> 02:09:04,905 You'll have to help me. 1668 02:09:05,197 --> 02:09:06,574 - I intend to. 1669 02:09:06,866 --> 02:09:09,243 - Oh you, you know what I mean. 1670 02:09:10,578 --> 02:09:12,371 Just tell me what to do. 1671 02:09:12,663 --> 02:09:16,626 - Okay, how about turning around and bending over? 1672 02:09:20,755 --> 02:09:21,505 - Sure. 1673 02:09:23,758 --> 02:09:24,467 Like this? 1674 02:09:24,759 --> 02:09:27,678 - Yeah, that's it, on your knees. 1675 02:09:27,970 --> 02:09:30,264 - This is going to be fun. 1676 02:09:30,556 --> 02:09:33,225 - No, no, no, that's not allowed. 1677 02:09:33,517 --> 02:09:35,478 You know better than that. 1678 02:09:36,604 --> 02:09:40,274 Please proceed with position number one. 1679 02:09:40,566 --> 02:09:42,109 Commence fornicating. 1680 02:09:43,277 --> 02:09:45,321 - Can I at least have a little mood music? 1681 02:09:45,613 --> 02:09:47,698 - Oh, I'm sorry, there's no music indicated 1682 02:09:47,990 --> 02:09:49,367 on this work order. 1683 02:09:50,660 --> 02:09:51,827 Please proceed. 1684 02:09:53,371 --> 02:09:54,455 Oh, all right. 1685 02:09:58,250 --> 02:10:01,587 [WACKY ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 1686 02:10:54,598 --> 02:10:57,518 [SLOW STRING MUSIC] 1687 02:13:28,711 --> 02:13:30,754 - And there was beautiful music. 1688 02:13:31,046 --> 02:13:33,549 And there was dancing and dancing. 1689 02:13:33,841 --> 02:13:35,843 All of a sudden, the music stopped and everyone turned 1690 02:13:36,135 --> 02:13:39,638 to gaze upon the beautiful young princess, 1691 02:13:39,930 --> 02:13:41,891 all wondering who she was. 1692 02:13:47,062 --> 02:13:50,441 And Cinderella ran to her mirror and said, 1693 02:13:50,733 --> 02:13:52,192 why I am beautiful. 1694 02:13:52,484 --> 02:13:53,485 And her fairy godmother said, 1695 02:13:53,777 --> 02:13:57,823 why of course you are, Cinderella, you always were. 1696 02:13:58,115 --> 02:14:00,117 And with a wave of her wand, 1697 02:14:00,409 --> 02:14:02,202 she turned a pumpkin into a gilded coach 1698 02:14:02,494 --> 02:14:05,456 and the four white mice into four livery coachmen 1699 02:14:05,748 --> 02:14:08,542 and sent Cinderella off to the ball. 1700 02:14:10,002 --> 02:14:13,130 And when Cinderella arrived at the palace, 1701 02:14:13,422 --> 02:14:15,758 the handsome prince came to greet her himself. 1702 02:14:16,050 --> 02:14:19,011 And with great joy and gaiety, 1703 02:14:19,303 --> 02:14:22,431 he took his arm and placed it up on hers 1704 02:14:23,641 --> 02:14:27,019 and led Cinderella into the ballroom. 1705 02:14:27,311 --> 02:14:29,063 And as the music began to play, 1706 02:14:29,355 --> 02:14:33,692 Cinderella began to dance with her own prince charming. 1707 02:14:36,028 --> 02:14:40,908 [LIGHT STRING MUSIC] ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 1708 02:14:44,745 --> 02:14:49,667 ♪ Oh why can't I be you ♪ 1709 02:14:51,877 --> 02:14:56,799 ♪ Living happily thereafter in a fairy tale life ♪ 1710 02:14:59,927 --> 02:15:04,848 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 1711 02:15:06,308 --> 02:15:11,230 ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 1712 02:15:14,400 --> 02:15:19,321 ♪ In your world of make believe ♪ 1713 02:15:21,699 --> 02:15:26,620 ♪ Will I ever be free like you are ♪ 1714 02:15:29,540 --> 02:15:34,461 ♪ Oh why won't it happen to me ♪ 1715 02:15:36,588 --> 02:15:41,510 ♪ I would go to the ball, be the prettiest of all ♪ 1716 02:15:43,262 --> 02:15:48,142 ♪ Cinderella, why can't I be you ♪ 1717 02:15:49,935 --> 02:15:54,857 ♪ I would dance by the moonlight entwined in his arms ♪ 1718 02:15:57,192 --> 02:16:02,114 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 1719 02:16:03,240 --> 02:16:08,162 ♪ Cinderella, Cinderella ♪ 1720 02:16:10,748 --> 02:16:15,669 ♪ Oh why can't I be you ♪ 1721 02:16:17,212 --> 02:16:22,134 ♪ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♪ 1722 02:16:24,261 --> 02:16:28,432 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 1723 02:16:43,322 --> 02:16:48,243 ♪ Will I ever be happy or will I always be blue ♪ 1724 02:16:51,205 --> 02:16:55,375 ♪ Oh why can't my dreams come true ♪ 1725 02:17:00,547 --> 02:17:03,050 [SHIP HUMMING] 1726 02:17:31,703 --> 02:17:34,289 [BEAM WHIRRING] 1727 02:18:02,901 --> 02:18:03,819 Who are you? 1728 02:18:04,111 --> 02:18:05,112 - Well, I'm your Fairy Godmother. 1729 02:18:05,404 --> 02:18:07,364 I mean, Godfather. 1730 02:18:07,656 --> 02:18:08,282 Silly. 1731 02:18:09,408 --> 02:18:11,076 Who did you think I was? 1732 02:18:11,368 --> 02:18:12,494 - You've got me. 1733 02:18:16,915 --> 02:18:18,167 - My assistants. 1734 02:18:21,962 --> 02:18:23,672 Most unsettling place, this Earth. 1735 02:18:23,964 --> 02:18:26,800 I'll be damn glad when this assignment's over with. 1736 02:18:27,092 --> 02:18:29,761 - What are you doing here exactly? 1737 02:18:30,053 --> 02:18:32,222 - Well, I'm here to bring you peace and love. 1738 02:18:32,514 --> 02:18:35,017 I'm the ambassador of love, of course. 1739 02:18:35,309 --> 02:18:37,686 You don't know anything do you? 1740 02:18:38,645 --> 02:18:41,773 - I have led a rather sheltered existence. 1741 02:18:42,065 --> 02:18:42,691 - Really. 1742 02:18:44,526 --> 02:18:46,737 I don't understand it, 1743 02:18:47,029 --> 02:18:51,450 why they would want to save this horrid old planet. 1744 02:18:51,742 --> 02:18:52,576 - Save it? 1745 02:18:52,868 --> 02:18:54,828 I don't understand, from whom? 1746 02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:56,663 - From you, that's who. 1747 02:18:56,955 --> 02:19:00,167 You're going to destroy yourselves warring all the time, 1748 02:19:00,459 --> 02:19:04,463 shooting missiles at one another, repression. 1749 02:19:04,755 --> 02:19:05,964 Where did you get that book? 1750 02:19:06,256 --> 02:19:06,840 - What book? 1751 02:19:07,132 --> 02:19:08,383 - See what I mean? 1752 02:19:08,675 --> 02:19:10,594 You can't even have books on this planet. 1753 02:19:10,886 --> 02:19:12,221 Not to mention sex. 1754 02:19:15,933 --> 02:19:18,518 The planet I come from is an open place, 1755 02:19:18,810 --> 02:19:21,855 a place of love and beauty and harmony. 1756 02:19:22,981 --> 02:19:25,525 What a useless, silly old planet. 1757 02:19:25,817 --> 02:19:28,362 Why would they even want to make love here? 1758 02:19:28,654 --> 02:19:29,696 - What is love? 1759 02:19:31,031 --> 02:19:33,116 - Love is, well, you know. 1760 02:19:34,409 --> 02:19:38,997 Love is take off your clothes and rub up against someone 1761 02:19:40,207 --> 02:19:43,961 until the sparks fly, and then you get it on. 1762 02:19:44,253 --> 02:19:46,838 - Yes, I see, you mean fornication. 1763 02:19:47,130 --> 02:19:48,548 - Oh no, no, no, not fornication. 1764 02:19:48,840 --> 02:19:50,592 No, that's icky. 1765 02:19:50,884 --> 02:19:54,680 No, where I come from, we don't even have fornication. 1766 02:19:54,972 --> 02:19:55,764 - Really? 1767 02:19:56,056 --> 02:20:00,394 Well, whatever you may call it, we're not allowed to here. 1768 02:20:00,686 --> 02:20:02,229 - Oh, that's too bad. 1769 02:20:03,730 --> 02:20:05,315 Everyone's doing it. 1770 02:20:07,025 --> 02:20:08,777 Come, let me show you. 1771 02:20:16,827 --> 02:20:19,079 Ah, here's a likely subject. 1772 02:20:21,623 --> 02:20:22,624 Go on, do it. 1773 02:20:27,337 --> 02:20:30,340 That's strange, they're always doing it. 1774 02:20:30,632 --> 02:20:31,466 Ah, my wand. 1775 02:20:31,758 --> 02:20:33,302 Let's see, I left it. 1776 02:20:35,095 --> 02:20:37,681 [WAND WHIRRING] 1777 02:20:38,849 --> 02:20:39,891 [WAND WHIRRING] 1778 02:20:40,183 --> 02:20:41,393 Now go on, do it. 1779 02:20:46,982 --> 02:20:47,899 You know, I really don't think 1780 02:20:48,191 --> 02:20:50,694 this planet is worth educating. 1781 02:20:50,986 --> 02:20:55,198 Ah, now notice the tenderness, the love and the care. 1782 02:20:56,825 --> 02:20:59,786 Why it hardly seems animal at all. 1783 02:21:00,078 --> 02:21:03,707 As a matter of fact, I'm not sure it is animal at all. 1784 02:21:03,999 --> 02:21:05,459 Oh, how silly of me. 1785 02:21:07,085 --> 02:21:08,837 Yes, the joys of love. 1786 02:21:22,059 --> 02:21:26,229 The most glorious thing two people can do together. 1787 02:21:35,072 --> 02:21:36,865 Well, go on, do it. 1788 02:21:37,157 --> 02:21:38,283 Please continue. 1789 02:21:44,456 --> 02:21:48,293 Ah, now does that look like fornication to you? 1790 02:21:51,004 --> 02:21:55,425 It's love, the loveliest of all the four-letter words. 1791 02:21:56,885 --> 02:22:01,139 ♪ Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees ♪ 1792 02:22:01,431 --> 02:22:05,477 ♪ Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love ♪ 1793 02:22:05,769 --> 02:22:07,562 ♪ It's a need you can't outgrow ♪ 1794 02:22:07,854 --> 02:22:09,689 ♪ And you'll profit blow by blow ♪ 1795 02:22:09,981 --> 02:22:13,944 ♪ Yes you will, I tell you so, we all need love ♪ 1796 02:22:14,236 --> 02:22:15,278 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1797 02:22:15,570 --> 02:22:16,113 ♪ You and me ♪ 1798 02:22:16,405 --> 02:22:17,239 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1799 02:22:17,531 --> 02:22:18,156 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 1800 02:22:18,448 --> 02:22:19,282 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1801 02:22:19,574 --> 02:22:20,325 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 1802 02:22:20,617 --> 02:22:22,828 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1803 02:22:23,120 --> 02:22:24,704 ♪ You may wish and you may hope ♪ 1804 02:22:24,996 --> 02:22:26,915 ♪ Indulge in various kinds of dope ♪ 1805 02:22:27,207 --> 02:22:31,169 ♪ Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love ♪ 1806 02:22:31,461 --> 02:22:33,630 ♪ As even the coldest Eskimo ♪ 1807 02:22:33,922 --> 02:22:35,715 ♪ living in the northernmost part of the pole ♪ 1808 02:22:36,007 --> 02:22:37,759 ♪ Can always find refuge in a hole ♪ 1809 02:22:38,051 --> 02:22:39,886 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1810 02:22:40,178 --> 02:22:40,971 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1811 02:22:41,263 --> 02:22:42,097 ♪ Yes we need to belong ♪ 1812 02:22:42,389 --> 02:22:43,056 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1813 02:22:43,348 --> 02:22:44,141 ♪ From you and me to King Kong ♪ 1814 02:22:44,433 --> 02:22:45,183 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1815 02:22:45,475 --> 02:22:46,309 ♪ Would a fairy be wrong ♪ 1816 02:22:46,601 --> 02:22:49,312 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1817 02:23:08,248 --> 02:23:10,417 ♪ Please be assured love is the norm ♪ 1818 02:23:10,709 --> 02:23:12,669 ♪ Nor do I mean any old ship in the storm ♪ 1819 02:23:12,961 --> 02:23:14,838 ♪ It must be right, it must be warm ♪ 1820 02:23:15,130 --> 02:23:17,090 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1821 02:23:17,382 --> 02:23:19,384 ♪ You will discover perfect glory ♪ 1822 02:23:19,676 --> 02:23:21,595 ♪ And though it could sound a little corny ♪ 1823 02:23:21,887 --> 02:23:23,722 ♪ It's so much better than being horny ♪ 1824 02:23:24,014 --> 02:23:25,807 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1825 02:23:26,099 --> 02:23:26,933 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1826 02:23:27,225 --> 02:23:27,976 ♪ Oh, it's not electronic ♪ 1827 02:23:28,268 --> 02:23:29,102 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1828 02:23:29,394 --> 02:23:30,228 ♪ Nor is it bionic ♪ 1829 02:23:30,520 --> 02:23:31,354 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1830 02:23:31,646 --> 02:23:32,481 ♪ It's a natural tonic ♪ 1831 02:23:32,772 --> 02:23:34,524 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1832 02:23:34,816 --> 02:23:35,734 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1833 02:23:36,026 --> 02:23:36,902 ♪ When you're down in the dumps ♪ 1834 02:23:37,194 --> 02:23:37,986 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1835 02:23:38,278 --> 02:23:39,112 ♪ When you're in a slump ♪ 1836 02:23:39,404 --> 02:23:40,113 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1837 02:23:40,405 --> 02:23:41,323 ♪ Just climb on a rump ♪ 1838 02:23:41,615 --> 02:23:43,575 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1839 02:23:43,867 --> 02:23:44,618 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1840 02:23:44,910 --> 02:23:45,660 ♪ Mister or madame ♪ 1841 02:23:45,952 --> 02:23:46,786 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1842 02:23:47,078 --> 02:23:47,913 ♪ Need I expand ♪ 1843 02:23:48,205 --> 02:23:48,914 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1844 02:23:49,206 --> 02:23:50,123 ♪ A mix of heart and glands ♪ 1845 02:23:50,415 --> 02:23:52,292 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1846 02:23:52,584 --> 02:23:53,585 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1847 02:23:53,877 --> 02:23:54,503 ♪ You and me ♪ 1848 02:23:54,794 --> 02:23:55,837 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1849 02:23:56,129 --> 02:23:56,671 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 1850 02:23:56,963 --> 02:23:57,881 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1851 02:23:58,173 --> 02:23:58,965 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 1852 02:23:59,257 --> 02:24:01,176 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1853 02:24:01,468 --> 02:24:03,303 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1854 02:24:03,595 --> 02:24:05,430 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1855 02:24:05,722 --> 02:24:07,641 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1856 02:24:07,933 --> 02:24:09,935 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1857 02:24:10,227 --> 02:24:12,062 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1858 02:24:12,354 --> 02:24:14,147 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1859 02:24:14,439 --> 02:24:16,441 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1860 02:24:16,733 --> 02:24:18,693 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1861 02:24:18,985 --> 02:24:20,862 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1862 02:24:21,154 --> 02:24:23,031 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1863 02:24:23,323 --> 02:24:25,325 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1864 02:24:25,617 --> 02:24:27,536 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1865 02:24:27,827 --> 02:24:30,539 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1866 02:24:35,794 --> 02:24:39,798 - But you know, love is for making, not watching. 1867 02:24:43,552 --> 02:24:45,387 And before I'm through, 1868 02:24:45,679 --> 02:24:48,223 there will be love throughout the constellation. 1869 02:24:48,515 --> 02:24:52,978 Not only here on Earth but even that rocky old moon 1870 02:24:53,270 --> 02:24:54,271 and nasty old Mars. 1871 02:24:54,563 --> 02:24:57,440 - Godfather, I think it is beautiful. 1872 02:25:00,694 --> 02:25:02,237 - Damned right, it's beautiful. 1873 02:25:02,529 --> 02:25:05,907 The most beautiful damn thing there is. 1874 02:25:06,199 --> 02:25:08,285 Before I'm through, I will not be content 1875 02:25:08,577 --> 02:25:10,287 until everyone is making love. 1876 02:25:10,579 --> 02:25:11,121 - Yes. 1877 02:25:11,413 --> 02:25:15,584 - Until people here realize that sex is not dirty, 1878 02:25:15,875 --> 02:25:18,795 that it can be elevated to the personification of love. 1879 02:25:19,087 --> 02:25:19,713 - Yes. 1880 02:25:20,005 --> 02:25:24,009 - Only loving sex can bring us together and unify us! 1881 02:25:24,301 --> 02:25:24,926 - Yes. 1882 02:25:26,970 --> 02:25:27,637 Godfather. 1883 02:25:27,929 --> 02:25:29,306 - Yes. 1884 02:25:29,598 --> 02:25:31,308 - I don't understand, what is the difference 1885 02:25:31,600 --> 02:25:34,311 between loving sex and fornication? 1886 02:25:40,942 --> 02:25:43,612 - Loving sex and fornication, ah. 1887 02:25:45,363 --> 02:25:49,284 When I drink an excellent glass of wine, 1888 02:25:49,576 --> 02:25:54,122 I can imagine myself on a deserted island all alone, 1889 02:25:54,414 --> 02:25:56,875 lying on the white sands. 1890 02:25:57,167 --> 02:26:00,003 The sun beating down on my naked body. 1891 02:26:00,295 --> 02:26:02,130 The waves lapping at my feet. 1892 02:26:02,422 --> 02:26:05,592 The breeze blowing through my hair. 1893 02:26:05,884 --> 02:26:07,844 And the sun sets into the sea. 1894 02:26:08,136 --> 02:26:10,722 And out of the sun comes this gorgeous, 1895 02:26:11,014 --> 02:26:13,975 gorgeous beautiful goddess, Aphrodite. 1896 02:26:16,144 --> 02:26:17,562 She walks on the water towards me, 1897 02:26:17,854 --> 02:26:18,647 and I'm lying on the beach. 1898 02:26:18,938 --> 02:26:21,024 The waves are lapping at my feet and breeze is blowing 1899 02:26:21,316 --> 02:26:24,361 through my hair, and she strews pearls on my body. 1900 02:26:24,653 --> 02:26:28,198 On the other hand, when I drink beer, 1901 02:26:28,490 --> 02:26:31,076 I just want to fornicate. 1902 02:26:31,368 --> 02:26:32,160 - Godfather. 1903 02:26:33,328 --> 02:26:34,871 - Not me, heavens no. 1904 02:26:35,163 --> 02:26:35,705 Control yourself. 1905 02:26:35,997 --> 02:26:39,084 - But Godfather, if not you, who? 1906 02:26:39,376 --> 02:26:41,670 - Ah, you'll know soon enough. 1907 02:26:42,796 --> 02:26:44,881 Yes, I must go now. 1908 02:26:45,173 --> 02:26:46,591 Good bye, good bye. 1909 02:26:46,883 --> 02:26:48,593 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1910 02:26:48,885 --> 02:26:50,679 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1911 02:26:50,970 --> 02:26:53,682 ♪ We all need love ♪ 1912 02:26:56,726 --> 02:26:59,562 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1913 02:27:03,608 --> 02:27:07,445 [STEPMOTHER BREATHING HEAVILY] 1914 02:27:14,369 --> 02:27:15,787 [STEPMOTHER MOANING] 1915 02:27:16,079 --> 02:27:16,955 - I need sex. 1916 02:27:18,873 --> 02:27:19,708 I need sex. 1917 02:27:21,126 --> 02:27:23,461 I can't stand it anymore. 1918 02:27:23,753 --> 02:27:26,631 [STEPMOTHER MOANING] 1919 02:27:43,565 --> 02:27:45,442 - STELLA AND BELLA: She's got the hornies. 1920 02:27:45,734 --> 02:27:47,152 - And she's got them really bad. 1921 02:27:47,444 --> 02:27:50,405 - Quick, let's get her to the clinic. 1922 02:27:50,697 --> 02:27:53,575 [STEPMOTHER MOANING] 1923 02:27:56,411 --> 02:27:59,247 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1924 02:28:19,392 --> 02:28:24,314 [DEVICE BEEPING] [DOOR CREAKING] 1925 02:28:48,880 --> 02:28:49,881 - Disgusting. 1926 02:28:55,094 --> 02:28:57,764 - STEPMOTHER: Love, I need love! 1927 02:28:58,681 --> 02:28:59,432 Love! 1928 02:29:03,561 --> 02:29:06,940 - Someday things will be different here. 1929 02:29:07,232 --> 02:29:09,526 We'll have free and open love, 1930 02:29:09,818 --> 02:29:12,612 and the hornies will be a thing of the past. 1931 02:29:12,904 --> 02:29:13,530 I hope. 1932 02:29:15,532 --> 02:29:19,619 - Oh, how could they ever have printed such filth? 1933 02:29:25,124 --> 02:29:27,460 Oh [LAUGHS]. 1934 02:29:32,215 --> 02:29:32,966 Oh. 1935 02:29:39,305 --> 02:29:40,598 Oh. 1936 02:29:40,890 --> 02:29:41,766 - Love, love! 1937 02:29:45,937 --> 02:29:47,355 I need loving bad! 1938 02:29:48,731 --> 02:29:49,816 I need it bad. 1939 02:29:51,234 --> 02:29:52,694 - See here, what's the meaning of this? 1940 02:29:52,986 --> 02:29:55,029 - Begging your pardon, sir, it's the hornies. 1941 02:29:55,321 --> 02:29:56,489 - Oh, of course, the hornies. 1942 02:29:56,781 --> 02:29:58,366 Oh, it's the worst case I've ever seen. 1943 02:29:58,658 --> 02:30:00,326 I don't think the normal treatment will even work. 1944 02:30:00,618 --> 02:30:01,703 She's pretty far gone. 1945 02:30:01,995 --> 02:30:04,247 - Well, handle it with dispatch 1946 02:30:04,539 --> 02:30:05,707 and do whatever you have to do. 1947 02:30:05,999 --> 02:30:06,708 - Yes, sir. 1948 02:30:08,376 --> 02:30:10,962 - Just one time, please, please! 1949 02:30:18,469 --> 02:30:23,391 [DEVICE BEEPING] [DOOR CREAKING] 1950 02:30:30,273 --> 02:30:31,608 - She needs love. 1951 02:30:32,859 --> 02:30:33,943 What about me? 1952 02:30:36,696 --> 02:30:40,867 I confiscated all these books and magazines, 1953 02:30:41,159 --> 02:30:42,869 and what good are they? 1954 02:30:46,831 --> 02:30:47,916 I'm a failure. 1955 02:30:50,668 --> 02:30:52,587 I can't even have women. 1956 02:30:55,673 --> 02:30:59,260 - I need it, I need it, give it to me, give it to me. 1957 02:30:59,552 --> 02:31:00,970 - Don't worry, you're gonna get it all right. 1958 02:31:01,262 --> 02:31:02,889 - I need it, I need it now. 1959 02:31:03,181 --> 02:31:05,308 - Watch it, lady, you want to get reduced? 1960 02:31:05,600 --> 02:31:07,477 - Yes, it's been so long. 1961 02:31:10,897 --> 02:31:14,108 ♪ Doing without ♪ 1962 02:31:14,400 --> 02:31:19,197 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 1963 02:31:20,114 --> 02:31:24,118 ♪ Struck down in my prime, what a terrible crime ♪ 1964 02:31:24,410 --> 02:31:29,207 ♪ I've got a fatal disease, terminal celibacy ♪ 1965 02:31:29,791 --> 02:31:32,961 ♪ Doing without ♪ 1966 02:31:33,252 --> 02:31:38,049 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 1967 02:31:38,466 --> 02:31:42,470 ♪ What a horrible way to wind up a day ♪ 1968 02:31:42,762 --> 02:31:47,558 ♪ My temper is the only thing that I can get up to stay ♪ 1969 02:31:48,142 --> 02:31:51,354 ♪ Doing without ♪ 1970 02:31:51,646 --> 02:31:56,442 ♪ I've been doing without ♪ 1971 02:31:56,734 --> 02:32:00,822 ♪ What a frustrating route without any doubt ♪ 1972 02:32:01,114 --> 02:32:05,827 ♪ I'm desperate 'cause I'm doing without ♪ 1973 02:32:06,119 --> 02:32:08,830 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 1974 02:32:12,875 --> 02:32:14,335 [DOOR WHIRRING] 1975 02:32:14,627 --> 02:32:17,255 - Who's that in my reception room? 1976 02:32:17,547 --> 02:32:21,092 - It's only me, magnificent one, Tom Prince. 1977 02:32:21,384 --> 02:32:22,427 - Oh, it's you, Tom. 1978 02:32:22,719 --> 02:32:23,803 Why didn't you say so? 1979 02:32:24,095 --> 02:32:25,555 How are you, my boy? 1980 02:32:26,973 --> 02:32:27,890 Why so glum? 1981 02:32:29,726 --> 02:32:33,688 You with every woman on the planet lusting after you. 1982 02:32:33,980 --> 02:32:36,399 - I can't cut it anymore, Chief. 1983 02:32:37,734 --> 02:32:40,194 I'm going to have to step down. 1984 02:32:40,486 --> 02:32:41,446 - But why? 1985 02:32:41,738 --> 02:32:43,114 You're the envy of every man alive. 1986 02:32:43,406 --> 02:32:45,324 - It just isn't fun anymore. 1987 02:32:45,616 --> 02:32:47,368 I can't get up for it. 1988 02:32:47,660 --> 02:32:49,454 - You, Tom Prince, the stud? 1989 02:32:49,746 --> 02:32:52,498 - Oh, no, no, no, I can get it up, sure. 1990 02:32:52,790 --> 02:32:53,499 Never any trouble there. 1991 02:32:53,791 --> 02:32:54,959 But why should I? 1992 02:32:56,169 --> 02:32:58,379 These women just don't care. 1993 02:32:58,671 --> 02:33:01,132 - You play a very important role here at Central. 1994 02:33:01,424 --> 02:33:04,719 You're the Controller's designated surrogate. 1995 02:33:05,011 --> 02:33:07,346 Just think of it, centuries from now, 1996 02:33:07,638 --> 02:33:09,432 this society will be studied and you will-- 1997 02:33:09,724 --> 02:33:10,683 - But you don't understand. 1998 02:33:10,975 --> 02:33:12,018 They don't have any feelings. 1999 02:33:12,310 --> 02:33:14,187 Their emotions have been repressed so long, 2000 02:33:14,479 --> 02:33:16,647 they've forgotten what passion was ever like. 2001 02:33:16,939 --> 02:33:17,565 - Wrong-o. 2002 02:33:18,608 --> 02:33:20,651 I know exactly how they feel. 2003 02:33:20,943 --> 02:33:24,822 I should say I know exactly how they don't feel. 2004 02:33:25,114 --> 02:33:28,576 - If you should assume my role for a change, 2005 02:33:28,868 --> 02:33:30,703 if you filled the work orders-- 2006 02:33:30,995 --> 02:33:31,621 - Oh no. 2007 02:33:34,123 --> 02:33:36,459 I refuse to be ridiculed, no. 2008 02:33:37,502 --> 02:33:41,214 If they learn for one minute that I'm impotent-- 2009 02:33:41,506 --> 02:33:43,591 - Then you just have to change the laws. 2010 02:33:43,883 --> 02:33:46,427 Make love and sex open to everyone like it used to be. 2011 02:33:46,719 --> 02:33:47,804 - But that's out of the question. 2012 02:33:48,096 --> 02:33:49,514 - Everyone would love you for it. 2013 02:33:49,806 --> 02:33:51,057 - Everyone loves me now. 2014 02:33:51,349 --> 02:33:53,726 - People on our planet don't even know how to love anymore. 2015 02:33:54,018 --> 02:33:54,936 It's only a memory. 2016 02:33:55,228 --> 02:33:56,187 - Oh nonsense. 2017 02:33:57,647 --> 02:33:59,357 - You're not alone with them like I am. 2018 02:33:59,649 --> 02:34:00,775 - Of course not. 2019 02:34:01,859 --> 02:34:04,028 It's vile, it's disgusting. 2020 02:34:05,488 --> 02:34:08,407 Besides, that's what I have you for. 2021 02:34:11,285 --> 02:34:15,706 You'll feel differently after the annual ball next week. 2022 02:34:15,998 --> 02:34:17,708 - Yes, but is that wise 2023 02:34:19,669 --> 02:34:22,755 with feelings running the way they are? 2024 02:34:23,047 --> 02:34:23,840 - What do you mean? 2025 02:34:24,132 --> 02:34:25,716 - Well, people are getting pretty fed up 2026 02:34:26,008 --> 02:34:29,720 about the way things are, this anti-sex program. 2027 02:34:30,012 --> 02:34:32,306 It's against everyone's nature. 2028 02:34:32,598 --> 02:34:36,727 Why not make this year's ball really democratic? 2029 02:34:37,019 --> 02:34:38,479 - Democratic, that's disgusting. 2030 02:34:38,771 --> 02:34:40,356 - Oh, believe me, it's good politics. 2031 02:34:40,648 --> 02:34:42,483 Why everyone will know that you don't just favor the people 2032 02:34:42,775 --> 02:34:45,528 here at Central but that you are truly 2033 02:34:45,820 --> 02:34:47,613 our merciful Controller. 2034 02:34:48,739 --> 02:34:51,993 - Well, I'm beginning to like that idea. 2035 02:34:55,288 --> 02:34:58,291 Oh, but who in the world would I invite? 2036 02:34:58,583 --> 02:35:00,334 - Why not let the computer decide? 2037 02:35:00,626 --> 02:35:03,880 Let it make a random decision and invite new people here 2038 02:35:04,172 --> 02:35:05,464 from far and wide. 2039 02:35:06,507 --> 02:35:07,633 - You can't trust computers. 2040 02:35:07,925 --> 02:35:10,261 - Oh, believe me, it'll be the talk of the land. 2041 02:35:10,553 --> 02:35:13,347 The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 2042 02:35:13,639 --> 02:35:14,640 Why you'll go down in history 2043 02:35:14,932 --> 02:35:17,685 as our most benevolent Controller. 2044 02:35:17,977 --> 02:35:18,519 - You really mean it? 2045 02:35:18,811 --> 02:35:19,937 - I can feel it. 2046 02:35:21,147 --> 02:35:23,399 - I'm beginning to feel it myself. 2047 02:35:23,691 --> 02:35:27,862 - The great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 2048 02:35:28,154 --> 02:35:28,905 - Let's do it then. 2049 02:35:29,197 --> 02:35:30,156 Let's do it. 2050 02:35:30,448 --> 02:35:32,825 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2051 02:35:33,117 --> 02:35:33,784 - STELLA: Give me that. 2052 02:35:34,076 --> 02:35:35,036 - No. - That's for me, damn it. 2053 02:35:35,328 --> 02:35:35,870 - No, it's not. 2054 02:35:36,162 --> 02:35:36,787 See how it's addressed? 2055 02:35:37,079 --> 02:35:38,456 It's addressed to the foxiest lady in the house, 2056 02:35:38,748 --> 02:35:40,291 and baby that's me. 2057 02:35:40,583 --> 02:35:41,250 - Like hell. 2058 02:35:41,542 --> 02:35:44,045 - I'm invited to the Controller's 2059 02:35:44,337 --> 02:35:46,547 uncontrolled masquerade ball. 2060 02:35:46,839 --> 02:35:50,009 - Well, here's another one, you left it in the mailbox. 2061 02:35:50,301 --> 02:35:51,427 - That's mine, give it to me. 2062 02:35:51,719 --> 02:35:52,929 - That is addressed to occupant. 2063 02:35:53,221 --> 02:35:54,805 - That's me, occupant. 2064 02:35:55,097 --> 02:35:59,101 Wow, the great Controller's uncontrolled masquerade ball. 2065 02:35:59,393 --> 02:36:01,479 - Stel, it's arrived, the big time. 2066 02:36:01,771 --> 02:36:02,480 We made it. 2067 02:36:04,440 --> 02:36:06,192 - The uncontrolled ball, 2068 02:36:06,484 --> 02:36:09,153 a chance to really freak out once and for all. 2069 02:36:09,445 --> 02:36:10,321 - Yeah, wild! 2070 02:36:13,741 --> 02:36:16,744 - Isn't that a dumb name for a party? 2071 02:36:18,621 --> 02:36:21,457 - For Christ's sake, lady, spread your legs. 2072 02:36:21,749 --> 02:36:22,875 - You really mean that? 2073 02:36:23,167 --> 02:36:25,586 - You have to get your hand out, it's illegal. 2074 02:36:25,878 --> 02:36:30,174 - Illegal, illegal, everything that feels good is illegal. 2075 02:36:30,466 --> 02:36:33,469 When was the last time you boys had a real good fuck? 2076 02:36:33,761 --> 02:36:34,804 - Don't say it. 2077 02:36:35,096 --> 02:36:35,930 Ouch! 2078 02:36:36,222 --> 02:36:38,266 - Then let me do it please. 2079 02:36:45,982 --> 02:36:48,109 - ROSCOE: All they talk about in this movie 2080 02:36:48,401 --> 02:36:49,568 is sex, sex, sex. 2081 02:36:51,237 --> 02:36:53,906 What's a robot to do, huh Roscoe? 2082 02:36:56,659 --> 02:37:00,705 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 2083 02:37:00,997 --> 02:37:04,583 ♪ How do I get turned on ♪ 2084 02:37:04,875 --> 02:37:08,671 ♪ What do I do to begin ♪ 2085 02:37:08,963 --> 02:37:13,759 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 2086 02:37:16,012 --> 02:37:20,891 ♪ I long to crimp around your edges ♪ 2087 02:37:21,183 --> 02:37:25,021 ♪ And oil about your grooves ♪ 2088 02:37:25,313 --> 02:37:28,691 ♪ We'll cross-connect your input ♪ 2089 02:37:28,983 --> 02:37:33,237 ♪ With my heated output tube ♪ 2090 02:37:33,529 --> 02:37:37,450 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 2091 02:37:37,742 --> 02:37:41,329 ♪ How can you turn me on ♪ 2092 02:37:41,620 --> 02:37:45,374 ♪ What button do I push, what nob can I spin ♪ 2093 02:37:45,666 --> 02:37:50,463 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 2094 02:37:52,506 --> 02:37:57,261 ♪ I wish I knew your innermost circuits ♪ 2095 02:37:57,553 --> 02:38:01,140 ♪ I could touch your voltage controls ♪ 2096 02:38:01,432 --> 02:38:04,977 ♪ You would press your eager anodes ♪ 2097 02:38:05,269 --> 02:38:10,066 ♪ Against my horizontal hold and hold and hold and hold ♪ 2098 02:38:11,817 --> 02:38:16,739 ♪ We would be so happy, yes, the two of us you'd see ♪ 2099 02:38:19,241 --> 02:38:23,120 ♪ Later on we'd raise a family ♪ 2100 02:38:23,412 --> 02:38:28,209 ♪ Just one or two TVs ♪ 2101 02:38:30,169 --> 02:38:34,882 ♪ I lust to realign your tuning ♪ 2102 02:38:35,174 --> 02:38:38,886 ♪ Oh and to turn your amperage up higher ♪ 2103 02:38:39,178 --> 02:38:42,473 ♪ You can play with my control knobs ♪ 2104 02:38:42,765 --> 02:38:45,810 ♪ While I nibble on your wires ♪ 2105 02:38:46,102 --> 02:38:50,856 ♪ Your wires, your wires, your wires ♪ 2106 02:38:51,148 --> 02:38:54,985 ♪ Mechanical man is what I am ♪ 2107 02:38:55,277 --> 02:38:58,656 ♪ Oh won't you turn me on ♪ 2108 02:38:58,948 --> 02:39:02,618 ♪ What button can I press and what knob can I spin ♪ 2109 02:39:02,910 --> 02:39:07,706 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 2110 02:39:09,542 --> 02:39:12,336 ♪ Oh tell me what button can I press ♪ 2111 02:39:12,628 --> 02:39:17,425 ♪ And what knob can I spin and where do I plug it in ♪ 2112 02:39:19,009 --> 02:39:22,012 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC] 2113 02:40:54,271 --> 02:40:58,651 ♪ What button can I push, what nob do I spin ♪ 2114 02:40:58,943 --> 02:41:02,404 ♪ And where do I plug it in ♪ 2115 02:41:11,330 --> 02:41:14,250 [SNOW WHITE CRYING] 2116 02:41:26,470 --> 02:41:28,305 - Don't cry, don't cry. 2117 02:41:32,309 --> 02:41:34,270 Why are you crying? 2118 02:41:34,562 --> 02:41:36,814 Everything will be all right. 2119 02:41:37,106 --> 02:41:38,357 - No, it won't. 2120 02:41:38,649 --> 02:41:41,777 Everybody is going to the ball but me. 2121 02:41:42,069 --> 02:41:44,530 I want to be uncontrolled too. 2122 02:41:44,822 --> 02:41:46,490 I want to have fun. 2123 02:41:46,782 --> 02:41:51,537 - But Snow White, it's not your movie, it's Cinderella's. 2124 02:41:51,870 --> 02:41:53,038 - I don't care. 2125 02:41:54,415 --> 02:41:57,376 I'm just as pretty as she is. 2126 02:41:57,668 --> 02:41:59,962 Oh, can't I have a prince too? 2127 02:42:01,422 --> 02:42:03,090 - You will, you will. 2128 02:42:05,467 --> 02:42:08,887 But there's nothing I can do about it right now. 2129 02:42:09,179 --> 02:42:12,349 - And you, all of you are supposed to be my friends. 2130 02:42:12,641 --> 02:42:16,312 And here I lie getting hornier and hornier. 2131 02:42:16,604 --> 02:42:18,939 And he doesn't know what to do about it. 2132 02:42:19,231 --> 02:42:21,400 - There must be some way. 2133 02:42:21,692 --> 02:42:24,194 Just let me think about it. 2134 02:42:24,486 --> 02:42:28,198 Maybe if I read up on this, I will find the answer. 2135 02:42:28,490 --> 02:42:32,119 That's it, that's it, I will consult my books. 2136 02:42:34,038 --> 02:42:38,542 - What I need can't be found in any of your old books. 2137 02:42:38,834 --> 02:42:40,294 - You'll never know. 2138 02:43:00,773 --> 02:43:03,359 - DWARVES: We know what you need, Show White. 2139 02:43:03,651 --> 02:43:06,487 [LIVELY PIANO MUSIC] 2140 02:43:34,056 --> 02:43:36,809 - SNOW WHITE: That feels so good. 2141 02:43:45,776 --> 02:43:48,445 - Hey, leave some for us. 2142 02:43:48,737 --> 02:43:51,699 - Oh come on, all of you, do it to me. 2143 02:43:58,414 --> 02:44:00,457 - DWARF: Hey, move over. 2144 02:44:00,749 --> 02:44:02,751 - DWARF: Wait a second. 2145 02:44:03,043 --> 02:44:04,420 - Oh, down there. 2146 02:44:04,712 --> 02:44:06,338 - DWARF: It's my turn. 2147 02:44:06,630 --> 02:44:08,799 - DWARF: You'll get your turn. 2148 02:44:09,091 --> 02:44:11,844 - DWARF: Come on, move over. 2149 02:44:12,136 --> 02:44:14,471 [SHOW WHITE MOANING] 2150 02:44:14,763 --> 02:44:15,556 - DWARF: Watch it or you're gonna 2151 02:44:15,848 --> 02:44:18,225 fall in, shortie. - Oh yes. 2152 02:44:18,517 --> 02:44:19,977 - DWARF: My arm is stuck. 2153 02:44:20,269 --> 02:44:22,062 - DWARF: What the hell is your arm doing in there? 2154 02:44:22,354 --> 02:44:25,232 [SNOW WHITE MOANING] 2155 02:44:42,958 --> 02:44:44,042 - There you are. 2156 02:44:44,334 --> 02:44:45,836 What are you doing fooling with those plants? 2157 02:44:46,128 --> 02:44:49,339 You silly little fool, they're already pretty. 2158 02:44:49,631 --> 02:44:50,966 - And so are you, Stella. 2159 02:44:51,258 --> 02:44:51,800 - I am not. 2160 02:44:52,092 --> 02:44:54,720 - You are a very beautiful woman. 2161 02:44:55,012 --> 02:44:56,180 - I don't even have a thing to wear, 2162 02:44:56,472 --> 02:44:58,182 and you're supposed to be fixing my dress. 2163 02:44:58,474 --> 02:44:59,516 Now come on. 2164 02:44:59,808 --> 02:45:01,143 - Okay, I'll hem it for you. 2165 02:45:01,435 --> 02:45:03,479 You can slip into it again. 2166 02:45:04,646 --> 02:45:05,939 - I'm gonna be the ugliest one there. 2167 02:45:06,231 --> 02:45:08,609 Even Bella, that slob, is gonna look better than me. 2168 02:45:08,901 --> 02:45:10,694 - No, you're both going to look just lovely. 2169 02:45:10,986 --> 02:45:12,404 Now believe me. 2170 02:45:12,696 --> 02:45:13,280 Hold it there. 2171 02:45:13,572 --> 02:45:15,115 - What are you doing working on her stuff? 2172 02:45:15,407 --> 02:45:16,950 What about my outfit? 2173 02:45:18,035 --> 02:45:20,412 - Bella, it's coming along just fine. 2174 02:45:20,704 --> 02:45:22,122 - I'll bet it is. 2175 02:45:22,414 --> 02:45:24,333 - She's just jealous, don't mind her, Cindy. 2176 02:45:24,625 --> 02:45:27,669 - Of what, that pimply bean pole body of yours 2177 02:45:27,961 --> 02:45:30,631 with the two watermelons on it? 2178 02:45:30,923 --> 02:45:32,633 - You're just full of a lot of hot air. 2179 02:45:32,925 --> 02:45:34,092 I'll show you. 2180 02:45:34,384 --> 02:45:35,219 - Ouch! 2181 02:45:35,511 --> 02:45:36,303 Fool, what's wrong with you? 2182 02:45:36,595 --> 02:45:37,888 You're always picking on me. 2183 02:45:38,180 --> 02:45:39,640 This time I'm gonna show you. 2184 02:45:39,932 --> 02:45:41,308 I'm getting fed up. 2185 02:45:45,354 --> 02:45:46,522 You're gonna leave me alone. 2186 02:45:46,814 --> 02:45:48,106 - STELLA: Ow, ow! 2187 02:45:53,070 --> 02:45:56,490 - You're gonna leave me alone, aren't you? 2188 02:45:58,075 --> 02:45:59,701 - I hate you. 2189 02:45:59,993 --> 02:46:01,036 Don't touch me. 2190 02:46:02,830 --> 02:46:06,834 - No, no, no, no, no, no, over there, over there. 2191 02:46:07,876 --> 02:46:10,629 You don't know anything about balloons. 2192 02:46:10,921 --> 02:46:14,132 That's why you deserve to be enforcers. 2193 02:46:14,424 --> 02:46:16,927 Tom, my boy, how are you? 2194 02:46:17,219 --> 02:46:18,345 Isn't this exciting? 2195 02:46:18,637 --> 02:46:19,972 A great idea. 2196 02:46:20,264 --> 02:46:21,223 You know, I'm so excited, 2197 02:46:21,515 --> 02:46:23,725 I haven't even been in my library yet today. 2198 02:46:24,017 --> 02:46:25,352 - Library? 2199 02:46:25,644 --> 02:46:26,645 - Did I say library? 2200 02:46:26,937 --> 02:46:27,521 - That's what you said. 2201 02:46:27,813 --> 02:46:30,399 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2202 02:46:30,691 --> 02:46:32,442 You really have the feeling, don't you Chief? 2203 02:46:32,734 --> 02:46:33,986 - Oh mercy, yes. 2204 02:46:34,278 --> 02:46:35,946 I haven't had so much fun since I had 2205 02:46:36,238 --> 02:46:39,199 all that pornography stolen from Mars. 2206 02:46:40,242 --> 02:46:44,496 - I can tell you're going to have the time of your life. 2207 02:46:44,788 --> 02:46:47,124 That was a great idea you came up with, 2208 02:46:47,416 --> 02:46:49,334 letting the computers do the inviting I mean. 2209 02:46:49,626 --> 02:46:53,005 - Oh, that was your idea and you know it, Tom Prince. 2210 02:46:53,297 --> 02:46:55,299 And a splendid one. 2211 02:46:55,591 --> 02:46:57,384 Do you really think it will be big 2212 02:46:57,676 --> 02:47:00,554 with the peons and the little people? 2213 02:47:02,264 --> 02:47:05,225 That I'll be remembered for centuries to come like you said? 2214 02:47:05,517 --> 02:47:07,269 - Oh, I'm sure of it, Chief. 2215 02:47:07,561 --> 02:47:09,521 It's an emancipating thing you're doing. 2216 02:47:09,813 --> 02:47:10,439 - It is? 2217 02:47:15,861 --> 02:47:19,907 - Bring my slippers, my red slippers right now, Cindy! 2218 02:47:20,198 --> 02:47:22,034 - You're going to make us both late now. 2219 02:47:22,326 --> 02:47:22,951 - What difference does it make? 2220 02:47:23,243 --> 02:47:24,953 You're not gonna get laid anyway. 2221 02:47:25,245 --> 02:47:26,288 - You just never know. 2222 02:47:26,580 --> 02:47:27,414 [BELLA LAUGHS] 2223 02:47:27,706 --> 02:47:28,498 - Double ha. 2224 02:47:29,416 --> 02:47:30,959 - Look what you made me do. 2225 02:47:31,251 --> 02:47:32,419 - No, no, wait, wait, please. 2226 02:47:32,711 --> 02:47:33,962 I'm sorry, it's my fault. 2227 02:47:34,254 --> 02:47:35,797 - I'm not gonna wear it. 2228 02:47:36,089 --> 02:47:37,674 - Good, I'll go alone. 2229 02:47:37,966 --> 02:47:39,426 - Now look, I've got enough material. 2230 02:47:39,718 --> 02:47:40,677 It'll take just a minute to stitch it up. 2231 02:47:40,969 --> 02:47:42,638 - But what about the sequins and the rhinestones? 2232 02:47:42,930 --> 02:47:43,805 - Bella, I can't possibly-- 2233 02:47:44,097 --> 02:47:46,016 - Do you think I'm gonna let that bitch look better than me? 2234 02:47:46,308 --> 02:47:47,684 - Bella, my hands are all full of holes and-- 2235 02:47:47,976 --> 02:47:49,061 - Oh, quit your belly-aching. 2236 02:47:49,353 --> 02:47:51,188 You're just jealous because you're not going. 2237 02:47:51,480 --> 02:47:54,274 - If she was invited, I'd stay home. 2238 02:47:58,820 --> 02:48:01,406 [BEAM WHIRRING] 2239 02:48:17,172 --> 02:48:18,340 - Boy am I hot. 2240 02:48:21,593 --> 02:48:22,552 - It's not working. 2241 02:48:22,844 --> 02:48:23,470 - I don't believe it. 2242 02:48:23,762 --> 02:48:25,639 I've never seen anything like this before. 2243 02:48:25,931 --> 02:48:27,849 - I have, but it was a long time ago. 2244 02:48:28,141 --> 02:48:28,976 - MAN: What'd you do? 2245 02:48:29,267 --> 02:48:30,268 - MAN: Plan B. 2246 02:48:30,560 --> 02:48:31,603 - MEN: Plan B. 2247 02:48:39,111 --> 02:48:40,737 [ENGINE RUMBLING] 2248 02:48:41,029 --> 02:48:42,239 - Our ride's here, come on, hurry. 2249 02:48:42,531 --> 02:48:43,448 - See you, losers. 2250 02:48:43,740 --> 02:48:44,908 - Come on, Bella, just a few more stitches. 2251 02:48:45,200 --> 02:48:45,826 - No, that's enough. 2252 02:48:46,118 --> 02:48:47,494 - You'd like to be going. 2253 02:48:47,786 --> 02:48:50,622 But let's face it, kid, you don't have it. 2254 02:48:50,914 --> 02:48:52,040 - Maybe next year. 2255 02:48:52,332 --> 02:48:52,874 - Sure. 2256 02:48:53,166 --> 02:48:53,959 - See ya, Cin. 2257 02:48:54,251 --> 02:48:55,794 - Yes, don't wait up. 2258 02:49:17,024 --> 02:49:20,610 [BRIGHT LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC] 2259 02:50:14,956 --> 02:50:18,919 - Well, get a move on, you're not even dressed. 2260 02:50:19,211 --> 02:50:19,920 - For what? 2261 02:50:21,505 --> 02:50:23,590 - For the ball, of course. 2262 02:50:24,966 --> 02:50:27,344 - But Godfather, I wasn't invited. 2263 02:50:27,636 --> 02:50:29,888 And besides, I have nothing to wear, nothing. 2264 02:50:30,180 --> 02:50:34,267 - No problem, I'm well connected in that department. 2265 02:50:34,559 --> 02:50:37,145 My wand [LAUGHS]. 2266 02:50:39,147 --> 02:50:40,482 Oh, my wand, yes. 2267 02:50:44,736 --> 02:50:46,029 [WAND WHIRRING] 2268 02:50:46,321 --> 02:50:49,199 [UPBEAT FUNKY MUSIC] 2269 02:50:59,251 --> 02:51:01,837 [WAND WHIRRING] 2270 02:51:11,596 --> 02:51:14,182 [WAND WHIRRING] 2271 02:51:22,566 --> 02:51:25,152 [WAND WHIRRING] 2272 02:51:41,168 --> 02:51:43,712 [WAND WHIRRING] 2273 02:51:47,132 --> 02:51:48,258 Damned imports. 2274 02:51:53,054 --> 02:51:57,517 Should've taken it back when it was still on warranty. 2275 02:51:57,809 --> 02:52:00,270 [WAND WHIRRING] 2276 02:52:23,627 --> 02:52:24,502 [CINDY CRYING] 2277 02:52:24,794 --> 02:52:27,964 Oh no, no, no, you'll ruin your makeup. 2278 02:52:28,256 --> 02:52:30,508 - Godfather, this is like my dream come true. 2279 02:52:30,800 --> 02:52:34,804 - I beg your pardon, dreams are not my bag. 2280 02:52:35,096 --> 02:52:36,973 I deal in the real thing. 2281 02:52:41,102 --> 02:52:42,354 - Oh, Godfather. 2282 02:52:45,565 --> 02:52:47,400 Godfather, thank you. 2283 02:52:47,692 --> 02:52:48,985 Thank you so much. 2284 02:52:52,239 --> 02:52:53,782 You are the greatest fairy godfather 2285 02:52:54,074 --> 02:52:55,992 in the whole, whole world. 2286 02:52:56,284 --> 02:52:59,037 - Well, of course, who'd you think you were dealing with? 2287 02:52:59,329 --> 02:53:01,456 But save your kisses for the ball. 2288 02:53:01,748 --> 02:53:02,958 You'll have a chance to use them soon enough. 2289 02:53:03,250 --> 02:53:05,794 - But Godfather, I am so excited. 2290 02:53:07,045 --> 02:53:09,506 - Free love, sexual emancipation. 2291 02:53:09,798 --> 02:53:12,884 Remember, that's the theme of the ball tonight. 2292 02:53:13,176 --> 02:53:13,802 - Sex? 2293 02:53:15,053 --> 02:53:16,846 - Fornication then. 2294 02:53:17,138 --> 02:53:20,058 But you must set a good example, Cindy. 2295 02:53:20,350 --> 02:53:22,310 Our time here on Earth is almost through, 2296 02:53:22,602 --> 02:53:26,731 and I'm do on Saturn the first thing in the morning. 2297 02:53:28,066 --> 02:53:30,902 Oh dear dear, we must get a move on. 2298 02:53:31,194 --> 02:53:32,570 - But Godfather, how shall I get there? 2299 02:53:32,862 --> 02:53:34,364 I'll be awfully late. 2300 02:53:35,365 --> 02:53:36,116 - Hm, ah. 2301 02:53:42,914 --> 02:53:44,416 Hello, what's this? 2302 02:53:48,336 --> 02:53:49,838 Interesting, yours? 2303 02:53:52,841 --> 02:53:54,259 No, of course not. 2304 02:53:55,760 --> 02:53:57,595 Well, yeah, here we go. 2305 02:53:58,596 --> 02:53:59,347 Bing. 2306 02:54:02,684 --> 02:54:03,768 - My goodness. 2307 02:54:05,228 --> 02:54:07,355 - Handy little gadget. 2308 02:54:07,647 --> 02:54:12,444 Now remember, tonight you're Aphrodite, the goddess of love. 2309 02:54:13,862 --> 02:54:18,366 You have a chance to strike a blow for free love everywhere. 2310 02:54:18,658 --> 02:54:19,951 - Blow? 2311 02:54:20,243 --> 02:54:23,163 - Bad choice of words, you know what I mean. 2312 02:54:23,455 --> 02:54:28,251 Now get a move on and remember you must be back my midnight. 2313 02:54:28,835 --> 02:54:30,670 I have a date on Venus. 2314 02:54:34,174 --> 02:54:36,593 - You are a rascal, Godfather. 2315 02:54:55,945 --> 02:54:58,531 [WAND WHIRRING] 2316 02:55:18,009 --> 02:55:18,843 - Hi. 2317 02:55:19,135 --> 02:55:20,303 - Hi. 2318 02:55:20,595 --> 02:55:23,807 - I was afraid you weren't gonna show up. 2319 02:55:25,433 --> 02:55:26,643 - I'm here. 2320 02:55:26,935 --> 02:55:28,228 - You look lovely. 2321 02:55:31,731 --> 02:55:33,691 Would you like a cigarette? 2322 02:55:33,983 --> 02:55:35,110 - No, thank you. 2323 02:55:40,490 --> 02:55:41,491 - Just relax. 2324 02:55:45,120 --> 02:55:47,997 You do want to do this, don't you? 2325 02:55:48,289 --> 02:55:48,915 - Yeah. 2326 02:55:51,960 --> 02:55:53,795 - How long has it been? 2327 02:55:56,089 --> 02:55:58,007 - It's been a long time. 2328 02:55:59,384 --> 02:56:00,135 Two years. 2329 02:56:03,138 --> 02:56:06,891 - It's something you never forget, believe me. 2330 02:56:08,059 --> 02:56:09,644 It still feels good. 2331 02:56:12,188 --> 02:56:14,190 - Yeah, but it's illegal. 2332 02:56:15,233 --> 02:56:16,693 - Nonsense. 2333 02:56:16,985 --> 02:56:21,239 On this planet, you have to take whatever you can get. 2334 02:56:25,326 --> 02:56:27,912 - But I've never been with a girl. 2335 02:56:28,204 --> 02:56:30,248 - It'll feel good, you'll see. 2336 02:56:30,540 --> 02:56:33,334 [SLOW SULTRY MUSIC] 2337 03:00:26,109 --> 03:00:28,778 [ROSCOE BEEPING] 2338 03:00:30,071 --> 03:00:31,656 - ROSCOE: Fornication without sanction! 2339 03:00:31,948 --> 03:00:33,741 Fornication without sanction! 2340 03:00:34,033 --> 03:00:36,619 - Hey, baby, this isn't fornication. 2341 03:00:36,911 --> 03:00:38,246 - ROSCOE: But it's dirt. 2342 03:00:38,538 --> 03:00:40,748 Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. 2343 03:00:42,291 --> 03:00:43,209 Arrest them. 2344 03:00:47,338 --> 03:00:50,133 - Hey, baby, you're kinda cute. 2345 03:00:50,425 --> 03:00:52,677 - ROSCOE: No, I'm not. 2346 03:00:52,969 --> 03:00:55,888 - Yeah, I know you've got a real hot rod 2347 03:00:56,180 --> 03:00:57,724 somewhere down there. 2348 03:00:59,726 --> 03:01:02,353 Come on, baby, show me where it's at. 2349 03:01:02,645 --> 03:01:03,938 Oil my parts, huh? 2350 03:01:05,398 --> 03:01:08,484 - ROSCOE: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2351 03:01:09,527 --> 03:01:12,363 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 2352 03:01:40,183 --> 03:01:43,019 [SLOW WALTZ MUSIC] 2353 03:02:32,902 --> 03:02:35,822 [GUESTS APPLAUDING] 2354 03:02:53,339 --> 03:02:55,174 - My word, who is that? 2355 03:03:37,800 --> 03:03:40,636 [SLOW WALTZ MUSIC] 2356 03:04:02,283 --> 03:04:05,286 [WACKY UPBEAT MUSIC] 2357 03:04:15,546 --> 03:04:18,382 [SLOW WALTZ MUSIC] 2358 03:04:46,744 --> 03:04:48,371 - You dance beautifully. 2359 03:04:48,663 --> 03:04:49,455 Who are you? 2360 03:04:51,123 --> 03:04:54,961 - I am Aphrodite, the goddess of love and beauty. 2361 03:04:55,252 --> 03:04:56,712 - You certainly are. 2362 03:04:58,589 --> 03:05:02,843 - There must be someplace we can be alone here, yes? 2363 03:05:03,135 --> 03:05:05,012 - Why yes, yes of course. 2364 03:05:08,891 --> 03:05:10,059 Right this way. 2365 03:05:16,816 --> 03:05:17,733 - Who is that bitch? 2366 03:05:18,025 --> 03:05:19,151 Where did she come from? 2367 03:05:19,443 --> 03:05:22,405 - I don't know, but I wish it were me. 2368 03:05:38,004 --> 03:05:40,006 - Is this private enough? 2369 03:05:44,927 --> 03:05:47,179 - Do you really sleep here? 2370 03:05:47,471 --> 03:05:49,765 - Among other things. 2371 03:05:50,057 --> 03:05:52,268 Sit down, see if you like it. 2372 03:06:07,158 --> 03:06:09,910 - How do you feel about free love? 2373 03:06:11,537 --> 03:06:13,414 - I beg your pardon? 2374 03:06:13,706 --> 03:06:16,250 - That is what it is called, I believe. 2375 03:06:16,542 --> 03:06:21,338 - [LAUGHS] I thought you said free love there for a moment. 2376 03:06:24,258 --> 03:06:27,803 Everyone knows that lovemaking is against the law. 2377 03:06:28,095 --> 03:06:29,847 - That is only because our Controller is a tyrant. 2378 03:06:30,139 --> 03:06:32,850 It is not what the people want. 2379 03:06:33,142 --> 03:06:35,102 I think that it is unjust. 2380 03:06:37,980 --> 03:06:39,482 - You're beautiful. 2381 03:06:41,150 --> 03:06:43,569 But are you trying to get us arrested? 2382 03:06:43,861 --> 03:06:47,198 Because what I'm thinking is against the law. 2383 03:06:47,490 --> 03:06:48,991 There's no doubt about it. 2384 03:06:49,283 --> 03:06:53,621 - CINDY: But then you must think that that is a dumb law. 2385 03:06:53,913 --> 03:06:57,416 Because making love can be very beautiful. 2386 03:06:57,708 --> 03:06:59,877 Or at least my Godfather thinks so. 2387 03:07:00,169 --> 03:07:04,465 - I don't know, I've never been in a position to know. 2388 03:07:06,175 --> 03:07:08,761 - Then I think it is time that we found out for ourselves. 2389 03:07:09,053 --> 03:07:13,599 Because you see, we will never have a better chance, Tom. 2390 03:07:14,892 --> 03:07:17,728 - I've never known anyone like you. 2391 03:07:20,606 --> 03:07:22,316 I don't believe this is really happening. 2392 03:07:22,608 --> 03:07:26,153 - Sooner than you know, everyone's going to be doing this. 2393 03:07:26,445 --> 03:07:26,987 You will see. 2394 03:07:27,279 --> 03:07:28,739 - The Controller would never allow it. 2395 03:07:29,031 --> 03:07:31,325 He thinks it'll corrupt us. 2396 03:07:31,617 --> 03:07:33,244 - Do you feel corrupt? 2397 03:07:35,246 --> 03:07:36,413 - I feel great. 2398 03:07:48,217 --> 03:07:49,718 - Stella, it's almost midnight, 2399 03:07:50,010 --> 03:07:51,804 and we haven't even had a nibble yet. 2400 03:07:52,096 --> 03:07:53,222 I mean, have you seen anything 2401 03:07:53,514 --> 03:07:55,432 that looks halfway decent around here? 2402 03:07:55,724 --> 03:07:56,892 - Sure, Prince Charming, 2403 03:07:57,184 --> 03:07:59,603 but it looks like the princess already nabbed him. 2404 03:07:59,895 --> 03:08:03,607 - Aw, screw 'em, they look like virgins anyway. 2405 03:08:06,735 --> 03:08:09,738 - TOM: Have you ever done this before? 2406 03:08:10,030 --> 03:08:10,906 - CINDY: No. 2407 03:08:11,866 --> 03:08:15,327 - Me neither, not and have it feel like this. 2408 03:08:15,619 --> 03:08:16,996 I must be dreaming. 2409 03:08:21,709 --> 03:08:24,128 I don't even know who you are. 2410 03:08:30,634 --> 03:08:31,844 - I'm someone who's going to show you 2411 03:08:32,136 --> 03:08:34,013 the meaning of real love. 2412 03:08:38,100 --> 03:08:39,351 - I believe you. 2413 03:08:42,021 --> 03:08:45,691 I couldn't stop you now if I wanted to. 2414 03:08:45,983 --> 03:08:48,736 [SLOW STRING MUSIC] 2415 03:10:42,308 --> 03:10:44,852 - Whatever happened to young Tom Prince? 2416 03:10:45,144 --> 03:10:47,354 - I'm sure he's keeping busy. 2417 03:10:49,940 --> 03:10:53,068 [CONTROLLER LAUGHING] 2418 03:10:53,360 --> 03:10:55,821 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2419 03:10:57,323 --> 03:11:00,826 - If this is love, everyone should have it. 2420 03:11:01,952 --> 03:11:04,288 - You're right, you're right. 2421 03:11:32,691 --> 03:11:35,110 This one's for you, Godfather. 2422 03:11:42,993 --> 03:11:45,579 [ROSCOE BEEPING] 2423 03:11:45,871 --> 03:11:46,955 - ROSCOE: Caught in the act, caught in the act. 2424 03:11:47,247 --> 03:11:48,749 Two more violators, two more violators. 2425 03:11:49,041 --> 03:11:49,958 - But who are you? 2426 03:11:50,250 --> 03:11:52,419 - ROSCOE: Why I am the Controller's morals officer, 2427 03:11:52,711 --> 03:11:55,881 and you are guilty of fornication without sanction. 2428 03:11:56,173 --> 03:11:57,341 - Now just a minute, Roscoe. 2429 03:11:57,633 --> 03:11:59,218 - We were not fornicating, we were making love, 2430 03:11:59,510 --> 03:12:00,719 my Prince Charming and I. 2431 03:12:01,011 --> 03:12:04,890 - That's right, but my name is Tom Prince. 2432 03:12:05,182 --> 03:12:06,767 - ROSCOE: Look at the list, look at the list. 2433 03:12:07,059 --> 03:12:08,852 - Now wait a minute, Roscoe. 2434 03:12:09,144 --> 03:12:11,146 Apparently you've forgotten about that time I caught you 2435 03:12:11,438 --> 03:12:12,815 making it with that x-ray machine. 2436 03:12:13,107 --> 03:12:15,526 - ROSCOE: But Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom. 2437 03:12:15,818 --> 03:12:17,361 - God, it's midnight. 2438 03:12:18,737 --> 03:12:19,488 - Wait. 2439 03:12:21,031 --> 03:12:23,367 Don't go, it'll be all right. 2440 03:12:25,202 --> 03:12:26,412 Let me go, you fools. 2441 03:12:26,703 --> 03:12:27,913 Don't let her go. 2442 03:12:40,759 --> 03:12:42,177 - This yours, mam? 2443 03:12:48,725 --> 03:12:50,519 - So you want a woman? 2444 03:12:50,811 --> 03:12:52,771 Go play with the computer. 2445 03:12:55,649 --> 03:12:59,903 Oh, okay, so maybe you're tired of computer roulette 2446 03:13:02,573 --> 03:13:06,243 and maybe you want somebody all your own, eh? 2447 03:13:07,619 --> 03:13:10,622 I just got this catalog from Denmark. 2448 03:13:12,708 --> 03:13:15,043 Pick yourself out a bionic woman. 2449 03:13:15,335 --> 03:13:16,920 Go ahead, I'll pay for it. 2450 03:13:17,212 --> 03:13:18,422 And we can sneak it through customs 2451 03:13:18,714 --> 03:13:19,923 and you will have it for the weekend. 2452 03:13:20,215 --> 03:13:21,967 - You don't understand, Chief. 2453 03:13:22,259 --> 03:13:25,012 I don't want anybody else but her. 2454 03:13:25,304 --> 03:13:27,598 I talked to the doorman. 2455 03:13:27,890 --> 03:13:30,476 Ran a tracer through all the computers. 2456 03:13:30,767 --> 03:13:33,187 Apparently she wasn't one of the invited. 2457 03:13:33,479 --> 03:13:37,774 - Tom, you stand them upside down, and they all look-- 2458 03:13:39,401 --> 03:13:40,235 - The same? 2459 03:13:41,820 --> 03:13:43,447 - That's what they tell me. 2460 03:13:43,739 --> 03:13:45,949 - Not this one, Chief. 2461 03:13:46,241 --> 03:13:48,410 She's something special. 2462 03:13:48,702 --> 03:13:51,705 - Well, if you don't know what she looks like, 2463 03:13:51,997 --> 03:13:54,958 how you gonna know when you found her? 2464 03:13:56,043 --> 03:13:58,629 [BOTH LAUGHING] 2465 03:14:00,797 --> 03:14:02,966 Find her, my boy, find her. 2466 03:14:04,259 --> 03:14:06,762 Yes, I can't have my super stud moping around here 2467 03:14:07,054 --> 03:14:08,430 like an undertaker. 2468 03:14:10,015 --> 03:14:13,519 You're on leave of absence as of right now. 2469 03:14:14,770 --> 03:14:16,063 - Do you really mean it? 2470 03:14:16,355 --> 03:14:18,273 - I think I mean it. 2471 03:14:18,565 --> 03:14:20,651 Yes, I mean it, I mean it. 2472 03:14:20,943 --> 03:14:22,402 Find her, my boy, yes. 2473 03:14:22,694 --> 03:14:25,030 Take whatever measures you have to, yes. 2474 03:14:25,322 --> 03:14:28,700 Bend the rules just this once, but find her. 2475 03:14:28,992 --> 03:14:32,955 I want to have a look at this creature for myself. 2476 03:14:34,081 --> 03:14:35,499 Go on, go on. 2477 03:14:35,791 --> 03:14:37,918 - Who said you're not human? 2478 03:14:40,546 --> 03:14:42,130 - Someone said that? 2479 03:14:49,263 --> 03:14:50,639 He may never return. 2480 03:14:50,931 --> 03:14:53,976 [FRANTIC UPBEAT MUSIC] 2481 03:16:02,961 --> 03:16:04,713 - November 21st, 2047. 2482 03:16:07,716 --> 03:16:08,550 Dear diary. 2483 03:16:12,971 --> 03:16:16,975 Oh, diary, it all seems like such a dream to me now. 2484 03:16:17,267 --> 03:16:20,479 Nothing is real anymore, not my Godfather 2485 03:16:22,230 --> 03:16:26,652 or my beautiful gown or the music or the dancing or... 2486 03:16:29,488 --> 03:16:31,990 My handsome prince is not real. 2487 03:16:34,117 --> 03:16:35,369 Nothing is real. 2488 03:16:36,536 --> 03:16:37,788 Nothing is real. 2489 03:16:43,251 --> 03:16:46,296 Except that tingling feeling I get between my legs 2490 03:16:46,588 --> 03:16:48,048 when I think of him. 2491 03:16:51,259 --> 03:16:55,180 - Stella, Stella, the Controller's sexual surrogate 2492 03:16:55,472 --> 03:16:59,017 is on his way down our street right now! 2493 03:16:59,309 --> 03:17:01,186 - Christ, I gotta douche. 2494 03:17:03,689 --> 03:17:05,440 - Did someone say sex? 2495 03:17:06,650 --> 03:17:09,820 [FRANTIC UPBEAT MUSIC] 2496 03:17:36,513 --> 03:17:38,557 - Hear ye, hear ye, by proclamation of-- 2497 03:17:38,849 --> 03:17:40,767 - Hey, cut the lip, bring on. 2498 03:17:41,059 --> 03:17:43,019 Oh, hello hello, handsome. 2499 03:17:46,314 --> 03:17:50,277 I hear you have the best meat and potatoes in town. 2500 03:17:50,569 --> 03:17:51,445 Is it kosher? 2501 03:17:58,910 --> 03:18:00,537 - Oh, come on, get over here. 2502 03:18:00,829 --> 03:18:01,830 Come on, come over here. 2503 03:18:02,122 --> 03:18:02,748 Oh God. 2504 03:18:04,458 --> 03:18:06,460 Oh, you feel good. 2505 03:18:06,752 --> 03:18:08,378 Oh, what's the matter? 2506 03:18:19,681 --> 03:18:20,682 - 30 seconds. 2507 03:18:22,851 --> 03:18:24,936 A goddamn, lousy 30 seconds, 2508 03:18:25,228 --> 03:18:28,231 and he says it's pointless to continue. 2509 03:18:29,566 --> 03:18:31,067 It's pointless? 2510 03:18:31,359 --> 03:18:33,737 It's more like sexless. 2511 03:18:34,029 --> 03:18:36,531 I'm never gonna get my rocks off. 2512 03:18:36,823 --> 03:18:38,158 - Bella, you just have to calm down. 2513 03:18:38,450 --> 03:18:41,578 Someday the right guy is gonna come along. 2514 03:18:41,870 --> 03:18:42,662 Just have to have faith. 2515 03:18:42,954 --> 03:18:43,580 - Faith? 2516 03:18:44,790 --> 03:18:48,293 My faith is all dried up, it's gone to sea. 2517 03:18:50,337 --> 03:18:51,087 You too? 2518 03:18:52,714 --> 03:18:54,132 - You better get in there fast, Cin, 2519 03:18:54,424 --> 03:18:56,676 before Mom scares him off. 2520 03:18:56,968 --> 03:18:58,053 - You really think I should? 2521 03:18:58,345 --> 03:18:59,721 - What the hell? 2522 03:19:00,013 --> 03:19:02,682 - Sure, you might as well get shut out too. 2523 03:19:02,974 --> 03:19:07,103 - Quick, quick, we got a bad case of the hornies. 2524 03:19:07,395 --> 03:19:08,688 - STELLA AND BELLA: The hornies? 2525 03:19:08,980 --> 03:19:12,442 - We got to get this one to the clinic fast! 2526 03:19:51,481 --> 03:19:54,401 [SLOW STRING MUSIC] 2527 03:20:30,979 --> 03:20:34,274 [GODFATHER CLEARS THROAT] 2528 03:20:34,566 --> 03:20:35,191 - Well? 2529 03:20:36,818 --> 03:20:38,653 - Who are you? 2530 03:20:38,945 --> 03:20:42,032 - This is the man I told you about, my Fairy Godfather. 2531 03:20:42,324 --> 03:20:43,199 Tom. 2532 03:20:43,491 --> 03:20:45,243 - Oh yes, I know Tom Prince. 2533 03:20:45,535 --> 03:20:47,996 You don't think his being here is a mistake, do you? 2534 03:20:48,288 --> 03:20:49,331 - This is a little much. 2535 03:20:49,623 --> 03:20:50,874 It's been a rough week. 2536 03:20:51,166 --> 03:20:52,500 - Oh, break it up, break it up, break it up. 2537 03:20:52,792 --> 03:20:54,002 We've got work to do. 2538 03:20:54,294 --> 03:20:56,129 The Controller is waiting for us. 2539 03:20:56,421 --> 03:20:57,964 You and you and bing. 2540 03:21:07,599 --> 03:21:08,433 - Who are you? 2541 03:21:08,725 --> 03:21:10,852 - Oh mighty and merciful one, you are about to have 2542 03:21:11,144 --> 03:21:13,063 a whole new world opened to you. 2543 03:21:13,355 --> 03:21:13,939 - I am? 2544 03:21:14,230 --> 03:21:15,398 - You and your silly little people have lived 2545 03:21:15,690 --> 03:21:17,108 in the Dark Ages long enough. 2546 03:21:17,400 --> 03:21:18,944 Cindy, enlighten him. 2547 03:21:20,320 --> 03:21:21,613 Play upon the flute. 2548 03:21:21,905 --> 03:21:25,200 Make the music that will make this planet dance once again. 2549 03:21:25,492 --> 03:21:26,034 - Godfather, I-- 2550 03:21:26,326 --> 03:21:30,205 - He's right, bring forth the joy that you brought to me 2551 03:21:30,497 --> 03:21:31,831 so the whole world can join us. 2552 03:21:32,123 --> 03:21:32,791 - CINDY: But I-- 2553 03:21:33,083 --> 03:21:36,419 - Real love is not a selfish act, Cindy. 2554 03:21:36,711 --> 03:21:38,129 - I am a virgin. 2555 03:21:38,421 --> 03:21:40,256 - Was, past tense. 2556 03:21:40,548 --> 03:21:42,550 - Godfather, that was different. 2557 03:21:42,842 --> 03:21:45,303 I mean, with my Tom it was holy. 2558 03:21:47,305 --> 03:21:49,307 - So is this, believe me. 2559 03:21:51,434 --> 03:21:55,855 You have our blessings and that of the whole universe. 2560 03:22:36,896 --> 03:22:37,647 - No, no. 2561 03:22:52,037 --> 03:22:53,705 No, this never works. 2562 03:22:55,665 --> 03:22:58,168 As least it never works for me. 2563 03:23:07,469 --> 03:23:10,555 [CONTROLLER LAUGHING] 2564 03:23:14,517 --> 03:23:17,520 [CONTROLLER MOANING] 2565 03:23:27,614 --> 03:23:29,949 That's never happened before. 2566 03:23:37,373 --> 03:23:40,043 Oh, okay, I'll get one of my own. 2567 03:23:43,171 --> 03:23:45,173 - I was hoping you would. 2568 03:23:47,092 --> 03:23:49,219 - It's exhilarating. 2569 03:23:49,511 --> 03:23:51,429 - TOM, CINDY, AND GODFATHER: We thought you'd like it. 2570 03:23:51,721 --> 03:23:55,183 - This would be good for everybody. 2571 03:23:55,475 --> 03:23:57,685 - I'm glad you see it that way. 2572 03:23:57,977 --> 03:24:00,772 - Why I'll make a proclamation, yes. 2573 03:24:04,484 --> 03:24:07,320 Tonight is a very festive occasion. 2574 03:24:08,863 --> 03:24:12,033 There will be lovemaking again in the land. 2575 03:24:12,325 --> 03:24:14,035 But no fornication. 2576 03:24:14,327 --> 03:24:18,039 Fornication is outlawed in favor of lovemaking. 2577 03:24:22,293 --> 03:24:26,172 ♪ Well here on planet Earth among the flowers and the trees ♪ 2578 03:24:26,464 --> 03:24:30,552 ♪ Be it rabbit, hen, or flea, we all need love ♪ 2579 03:24:30,844 --> 03:24:32,637 ♪ If it's a need you can't outgrow ♪ 2580 03:24:32,929 --> 03:24:34,764 ♪ And you'll profit blow by blow ♪ 2581 03:24:35,056 --> 03:24:36,808 ♪ Yes you will, I tell you so ♪ 2582 03:24:37,100 --> 03:24:38,977 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2583 03:24:39,269 --> 03:24:40,270 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2584 03:24:40,562 --> 03:24:41,104 ♪ You and me ♪ 2585 03:24:41,396 --> 03:24:42,272 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2586 03:24:42,564 --> 03:24:43,231 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 2587 03:24:43,523 --> 03:24:44,315 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2588 03:24:44,607 --> 03:24:45,483 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 2589 03:24:45,775 --> 03:24:47,861 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2590 03:24:48,153 --> 03:24:49,821 ♪ You may wish and you may hope ♪ 2591 03:24:50,113 --> 03:24:51,990 ♪ Indulge in various kinds of dope ♪ 2592 03:24:52,282 --> 03:24:56,244 ♪ Yet nothing improves you stroke by stroke as well as love ♪ 2593 03:24:56,536 --> 03:24:58,705 ♪ As even the coldest Eskimo ♪ 2594 03:24:58,997 --> 03:25:00,748 ♪ Living in the northernmost part of the pole ♪ 2595 03:25:01,040 --> 03:25:02,792 ♪ Can always find refuge in a hole ♪ 2596 03:25:03,084 --> 03:25:05,003 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2597 03:25:05,295 --> 03:25:06,045 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2598 03:25:06,337 --> 03:25:07,088 ♪ Yes we need to be loved ♪ 2599 03:25:07,380 --> 03:25:08,131 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2600 03:25:08,423 --> 03:25:09,299 ♪ From you and me to King Kong ♪ 2601 03:25:09,591 --> 03:25:10,258 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2602 03:25:10,550 --> 03:25:11,426 ♪ Could a fairy be wrong ♪ 2603 03:25:11,718 --> 03:25:14,429 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2604 03:25:19,225 --> 03:25:20,059 - Hey, hey. 2605 03:25:22,562 --> 03:25:23,229 - What are you doing? 2606 03:25:23,521 --> 03:25:26,649 - How about if you and me unwind? 2607 03:25:26,941 --> 03:25:29,652 - Oh no, no, you don't seem to understand, you see. 2608 03:25:29,944 --> 03:25:32,739 Now you see, Fairy Godfathers just teach how to 2609 03:25:33,031 --> 03:25:34,782 and expose people to the actual feelings of it, 2610 03:25:35,074 --> 03:25:36,826 but they don't actually take off their clothes and sweat 2611 03:25:37,118 --> 03:25:38,286 or anything like that. 2612 03:25:38,578 --> 03:25:39,829 If you'll excuse me, I must leave now. 2613 03:25:40,121 --> 03:25:41,247 - Please. - Bing. 2614 03:25:48,880 --> 03:25:49,631 - Oh shit. 2615 03:25:51,174 --> 03:25:52,133 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2616 03:25:52,425 --> 03:25:53,134 ♪ It's not electronic ♪ 2617 03:25:53,426 --> 03:25:54,177 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2618 03:25:54,469 --> 03:25:55,386 ♪ Nor is it bionic ♪ 2619 03:25:55,678 --> 03:25:56,471 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2620 03:25:56,763 --> 03:25:57,639 ♪ It's a natural tonic ♪ 2621 03:25:57,931 --> 03:25:59,807 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2622 03:26:00,099 --> 03:26:00,934 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2623 03:26:01,226 --> 03:26:02,060 ♪ When you're down in the dumps ♪ 2624 03:26:02,352 --> 03:26:03,061 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2625 03:26:03,353 --> 03:26:04,229 ♪ When you're in a slump ♪ 2626 03:26:04,520 --> 03:26:05,313 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2627 03:26:05,605 --> 03:26:06,439 ♪ Just climb on a rump ♪ 2628 03:26:06,731 --> 03:26:08,691 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2629 03:26:08,983 --> 03:26:09,817 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2630 03:26:10,109 --> 03:26:10,902 ♪ Mister or madame ♪ 2631 03:26:11,194 --> 03:26:11,819 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2632 03:26:12,111 --> 03:26:13,029 ♪ Need I expand ♪ 2633 03:26:13,321 --> 03:26:14,113 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2634 03:26:14,405 --> 03:26:15,240 ♪ A mix of heart and glands ♪ 2635 03:26:15,531 --> 03:26:17,492 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2636 03:26:17,784 --> 03:26:18,701 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2637 03:26:18,993 --> 03:26:19,661 ♪ You and me ♪ 2638 03:26:19,953 --> 03:26:20,912 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2639 03:26:21,204 --> 03:26:21,871 ♪ Yes indeed ♪ 2640 03:26:22,163 --> 03:26:22,747 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2641 03:26:23,039 --> 03:26:23,957 ♪ In the morn and in the eve ♪ 2642 03:26:24,249 --> 03:26:26,334 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2643 03:26:26,626 --> 03:26:28,419 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2644 03:26:28,711 --> 03:26:30,713 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2645 03:26:31,005 --> 03:26:32,840 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2646 03:26:33,132 --> 03:26:35,134 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2647 03:26:35,426 --> 03:26:37,136 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2648 03:26:37,428 --> 03:26:39,389 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2649 03:26:39,681 --> 03:26:41,641 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2650 03:26:41,933 --> 03:26:43,893 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2651 03:26:44,185 --> 03:26:46,104 ♪ We all need love ♪ 2652 03:26:46,396 --> 03:26:49,107 ♪ We all need love ♪ 180562

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