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Hey, you're good:

[Narrator] Princess Ardala returns
with a plot to create duplicates of
Buck Rogers for her own sinister purpose:

Captain Buck Rogers,
meet Captain Buck Rogers:

As you see, Captain,
you can be replaced:

I want you to launch the attack
against Earth immediately:

What can one Buck Rogers
possibly do against three?

That's two down:
One more to go:

- Boring, Buck: Boring:
- Which one?

[Man Narrating]
The year is 1987,

and NASA launches the last
of America's deep space probes:

In a freak mishap, Ranger 3
and its pilot, Captain William "Buck'"Rogers,

are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit
which freezes his life-support systems: : :

And returns Buck Rogers to Earth: : :

500 years later:

[Man]
Ship stabilized at one-quarter power:
Advance to half power:

Roger: Advancing to half power:

[Engine Fluttering]

I'm getting severe vibrations:
I'm losing it! I'm losing it!

So much for Hero Number Seven,
isn't it, Kane?

If you keep this up,
we'll have to message my father
for more posthumous medals:

There is nothing wrong
with my design, Princess:

Of course not:

Except that it kills all of our best pilots
because no one can fly it:
Cancel the program:

Princess, your father would never agree:
You know that he...
Sit down!

I know what my father
would agree to:

As punishment for the way
the Terrans have insulted me,

I'm to be allowed to destroy
any city on Earth that I wish:

Without this program, Princess,
it will be impossible to penetrate
Terran defenses:

Then stop talking and find someone
who can fly your Hatchet fighter:

Perhaps you:

No, not you:

But there is a man
who would be ideal:

But: : : Buck Rogers would never agree:

We don't need his permission:
We have Lab 23:

Mm: Once we have the prototype,
we can always improve
on the model:

That I seriously doubt:

It's beautiful, Twiki:
What exactly is it?

[Chirping]
Just what you ordered...
a ping-pool table:

A ping-pool table?
I ordered a Ping-Pong table, Twiki:
Pool's an entirely different game:

[Chirping]
Well, there was a page missing
from the construction manual:

Somewhere between pong and pool
I imagine, right?

- What is Ping-Pong, Buck?
- Oh, it's a terrific game:

Two, four people...
uh, excuse me, entities can play it:

And you simply hit the ball
over the net in the middle
with those two paddles:

Oh, I see: Maybe:

[Chirping]
Why, Buck?

Why?

Because: : : It's a game:
[Chuckles]

- How quaint:
- Well, let's play it:

You'll get an idea how it works
when you see it in action, okay?
I seriously doubt that:

Get over there:
All right:

Pick up the paddle:
All right:

- Now, I'll hit the ball over the net to you:
You hit it right back to me, okay?
- If you say so:

Now remember, if the ball doesn't
go over the net, you lose a point:

- Ready?
- Mm-hmm:

[Ball Thuds, Rolls]

- [Twiki] An ace, Buck?
- It didn't go over the net: I won:

Well, uh, that was easy:
What's next, Buck?

[Beeps]
Dr: Huer:

- Is Colonel Deering with you, Buck?
- Right here, sir:

- Colonel, would you please
report to my office:
- Uh, right away, sir:

- And, Buck, you might find
this interesting too: Huer out:
- [Beeps]

Come on, Twiki:

- Our robot probes picked it up
when it entered our solar system:
- It's like a letter from home:

No offense, Buck: But it just looks like
more antique space junk to me:

Can I get a look inside?

Yes, if you like:

Good heavens:
There's an astronaut:

- Who could it be, Buck?
- I can't be sure:

That ship was flying
recon in my time:

[Buck]
We might have taken
training together at NASA:

I'd like to take a ship up there
and get a better look:

Yes, of course: Take Twiki with you
in case you have trouble
with the air lock entry:

- [Chirping]
- Our records show no further launches
after yours, Captain Rogers:

Yeah, well, your records
have been off before:

Yes, Buck's right:
There's a capsule up there
with an astronaut aboard:

Come on, Twiki, let's move it:
[Chirping]
Oh, boy:

Use caution, Captain Rogers:

Prepare for docking:

[Buck]
Easy does it:

[Sighs]
Nothing to it:

Twiki, is it safe to open this thing?

[Chirping]
It is if you push
green, green, red, green:

Something must be wrong:
Maybe it's stuck:
Can you get it open, Twiki?

You got it, boss:

Theo was right, Twiki: It's a trap:
Let's get out of here:

Hey, what's goin' on?

Well, Twiki, it looks like
we're about to take a trip:

[Chirping]

The question is where?

Captain Rogers:

How good of you to drop by:

Great costume, Tigerman:
You goin' trick or treatin'?

Defiance:
I always liked that in a man:

What did you think of
my ingenious invitation, Captain?

- I was swept away by emotion:
- Leave us:

Shall I order the ambu-quad
disassembled?
[Chirping]

You ever have
two broken arms, buster?

No: I'd like Captain Rogers's visit
to be a pleasant one:

After all, a friendly ear
in a strange place is such a comfort:

[Chirping]
Put me down, you big ox:

Well, now that we're alone, Captain: : :

Why don't we make
ourselves comfortable?

[Liquid Pouring]

A toast:
To friendships old and new:

All right, Princess, what have you
got up your sleeve this time?

Why nothing: : :
But myself, Captain:

Terrific:

Look, Princess, as soon as I'm missed,
the Defense Directorate is gonna send
a rescue squad after me:

Granted:
When they discover you're missing: : :

And when they figure out
where you are:

By then you'll have had ample time
to fulfill your mission here:

My mission?

Princess, we have been
through this twice before:

- We have irreconcilable
differences, remember?
- No, I don't:

Let's make the most
of your time here, shall we?

Kane, is Lab 23 ready?
Yes, Princess:

Excellent:
We'll be there immediately:
Come with me, Buck:

I have someone I want to
introduce you to: : : An old friend:

I can't imagine a nice guy like me
knowing anybody in a place like this:

On the contrary, Buck:
I think you'll find you both
have a lot in common: Kane:

[Chirping]
Holy cow! That's you, Buck:

Captain Buck Rogers,
meet Captain Buck Rogers:

Something you threw together
in crafts class, Princess?

[Kane]
Alloy skeleton, vat-grown protoplasm:

The Empire's most sophisticated
minicomputer for a brain...

- Zygot Mark 1, which will...
- That's enough, Kane:

[Flips Switch]

- Fascinating likeness, except I'm alive:
- So shall he be:

Once he's programmed
to your neural responses,

Kane assures me
we'll have a Captain Buck Rogers
superior to the original model:

[Chirping]
Once a dummy, always a dummy:

Shall we ready him for
the neural duplicator, Princess?

Run for it, Buck!

[Man On P: A:]
Alert:! Alert:!
Intruder in Sector B:! Alert:!

[Grunting]
[Kane] You would be advised,
Captain, to remember: : :

You are only needed undamaged
until the neural duplication is complete:

And you would be well-advised, Kane,
to keep your guards under control:

Captain Rogers
is not to be harmed:
Yes, Princess:

[Dr: Huer]
Starfighter 1314,
this is New Chicago Command:

Come in, Buck:

There's something wrong:
I'm gonna check out a starfighter:

Yes: Very well: But be careful:

[Whirring]

You look reasonably
comfortable:

Well, it's not exactly a sport coat
and slacks, but it'll do:

It's a neural capacitance suit:

Do tell: Why am I wearing it?

- Because, Captain,
you have something we want:
- I'm not feeling very generous:

Wherever you've been
and whatever you've done: : :

Is recorded in the neural cells
of your magnificent body:

This suit will duplicate
those neural memories for us:

I pass: Negative:

No thanks: Not today, Princess:

Don't be nervous, Buck:
It's totally painless:

I'm not nervous: I just don't like
the idea of your machine tiptoeing
through my neural memories:

Enough talk:
Let's begin the search:

Pleasant dreams, Captain:

Ardala, I said no!

- Kane, if you touch that machine, I'll...
- You'll what, Captain?
Anaesthetize him:

There, his military experience:

Lock on that:

Record the patterns:

We found the ship:
Both Buck and Twiki are gone:
And there's no sign of the capsule:

Then they must have boarded it:

Begin a grid pattern search
immediately, Colonel:

Acknowledged: Deering out:

Any data from that robot probe, Doctor?

The probe routinely recorded
a ship's arrival at those coordinates,
obviously Buck's shuttle:

Twenty minutes later, the probe
logged a departure from that area:

The capsule: But its power should
have been exhausted a century ago:

- Display:
- [Beeping]

This is an electromagnetic pattern...

the fingerprint of the capsule's drive:

- Any known pattern?
- [Beeping]

This readout is characteristic
of the Draconian Imperial drive units:

- [Beeping]
- They match:

That wasn't a space relic after all:
It was an Imperial trap:

What have they done with Buck?

What's going on?

That's not very neighborly:

As a matter of fact,
that's not even friendly:

Look at those reaction times:

They're twice that of Draconian norms:
It's absolutely incredible:

- Not as incredible
as my Zygot will be:
- I seriously doubt that:

If you doubt me,
why are you aiding me?

Because it amuses me, Kane:

We have enough data:
Terminate the illusion:

[Typing]

[Ardala On P: A:]
Bravo, Captain:

All right: You fooled me, Ardala:
But fighting holographic images
isn't like the real thing:

On the contrary, Captain Rogers:

We created holographic situations
which are twice as critical as the real thing:

We recorded your every
marvelous response:

My Zygots will be most appreciative:

Guards, take Captain Rogers
back to his cell:

He must be very tired:

[Chirping]
Why are they doing this?

They're programming that Zygot to be me:
Then they're gonna send it back to Earth:

What for, Buck?
What are they trying to do?

I wish I knew:

Your father should be very pleased
with your addition to his suggestion
that we destroy New Chicago:

Yes: It will be much easier
dealing with Earth: : :

Once we do away
with that stuffy Dr: Huer: : :

And that detestable Colonel Deering:

You are truly your father's daughter:

Everything is ready:
Shall we go?

- Not yet: Bring Rogers to me:
- What for?

You are not to question
my orders, Kane!

Ever:!
Yes, Princess!

- You sent for me?
- I did, indeed:

Make yourself comfortable:

I need to make a decision, Buck:
And I need your help:

Another test?
Not exactly:

Not everything has to be work:

Some things are simply pleasure:

I may be a Draconian princess,
but I still have feelings:

If I told you that I'd adjusted
to the idea that our relationship
was one-sided,

that your feelings for me
would never be as intense
as my feelings for you,

would you simply be my consort?

Not your husband?
No:

Not your slave?
No, Buck: Never:

I'm sorry: I can't:

But how can you reject me?
I'm a Draconian princess:

Buck! Look at me!

Am I so horrible?

Am I not beautiful enough for you?

- You're one of the most beautiful women
I've ever seen:
- Then why can't you love me?

I can't change my feelings
simply because you want me to:

But how do you know, Buck?
You've never tried:

Love isn't something that two people
can try to make happen:

They either have something
very special or they don't:

And we don't, Ardala:

I'm sorry:

Captain Buck Rogers:

You think you're so special:
One of a kind:

Well, I have an answer for that:

If I can't have you one way,
I'll have you another:

Hey, Princess!

How you doin'?
Who's this clown?

Oh, yeah: That's right: You're me:
[Chuckles] What's happening?

Listen, I'm really looking forward
to meeting this Wilma Deering, man:

She is one sharp chick:
She's something else, right?

- Well, there goes my reputation:
- Hey, you can't talk that way about me:

Hey, you're good:
But I'm good too: Remember,
I have your mouse-like reflexes:

- Mouse-like?
- Correction: Catlike:

Well, you got a real winner
there, Princess:

When are you gonna teach him to
walk and chew gum at the same time?
Out! Out!

Your wish is my command:

Gentlemen, please be careful:
After all, I am the master mold:

Hey, take it easy, Princess:
Remember, brick walls
do not a castle keep:

Oh, shut up!

I believe I have located Twiki
on board the Draconian ship, Doctor:

- [Beeping]
- [Theo] Yes:

Those are his E: M: Transmissions:

Fortunately, they're close enough
to Earth to get a tight beam through:

[Dr: Huer]
Twiki?

[Chirping]

Can we use you as a relay to Buck?

[Chirping]
Take me: I'm yours:

Buck?
Buck, wake up!

Hmm? What?
[Dr: Huer]
Buck, wake up:

[Sighs]
Oh:
[Dr: Huer] Buck: Wake up, Buck:

I must have been dreaming:
I thought I heard Dr: Huer:

- [Dr: Huer] You did:
- Twiki: [Groans]

Will you stop playing games?

This isn't a game, Buck:
This is Dr: Huer:

- It is you, Doc:
- Are you all right?
Can you report?

Excellent: They've finally gotten through:
But don't let Captain Rogers reveal our plan:

I don't have all the pieces yet:
But as near as I can figure,

they found a way to...

[Static]
We're getting distortion
from solar flares:

We're losing your signal:
Can you get out of your cell?

Well, I can try:
What then?

Wilma's waiting half a parsec
from the mother ship:

Well, I'll be right there: I hope:

Good luck:
Twiki, returning control to you:
Thank you:

[Chirping]
I feel funny:

Yeah, well, never mind that:

If you can get that door open,
we'll both be going home:

[Chirping]
Sure:

Are the men in position?
Yes, Princess:

The magic touch:

Let's go, Twiki:
Let's go, Buck:

Come on:

[Man On P: A:]
Alert:! Alert:!
Intruder in Sector B:!

Come on, Twiki: Let's go:
All security guards,
report to your stations: Code 3:

Repeat: All security guards
report to your stations: Code 3:

[Chirping]
Where are you, Buck? Buck?

Hey, wait for me:

Go wait in the storage room
while I preflight the ship:

[Chirping]

Uh-oh:
I think I'm in trouble:

[Groaning]

[Chirping]
Buck, what happened?

This is Captain Buck Rogers
calling Earth Defense Directorate:
Come in:

[Wilma]
Is that you, Buck?

That's a big roger:
I'm on my way home:

Thank heavens!
You're both safe?

Oh, that's a negative, Wilma:
Twiki didn't make it:

Oh, I'm sorry, Buck:
I'll meet you at the stargate:

[Thunderclap]

- Come on, Buck: Let's go home:
- That's a big 10-4:

Why the long face, Captain?
Buck Rogers is on his way home:

Boy, are you guys
a sight for stiff eyes!
[Chuckles]

I'm sorry about Twiki, Buck:
But we'll program
another ambu-quad just like him:

Oh, Dr: Huer,
Twiki wasn't just another ambu-quad:
He was Buck's best friend:

And it just wouldn't be the same,
would it, Buck?

Well, who knows? I guess not:
[Chuckles]
I understand:

You know, I'd forgotten
how beautiful you are:

Oh! Well, I'm glad
to see you too, Buck:

L: : : Think:

As you see, Captain,
you can be replaced:

Do you feel better now?

That Zygot was just the first:

There will be three more, and they are
all programmed to destroy New Phoenix:

Using your neural patterns
and our Hatchet fighters,

they'll slip through Earth's defense
forces like they're not even there:

We'll bring you up
to watch the attack, Buck:

After all, you are the star: : :
All three of you:

And if you're wondering about
the prototype, he's armed
with a one-kiloton nuclear device: : :

Which is programmed to detonate
when he's with New Chicago's
three top leaders:

[Clears Throat]

Buck? Are you all right?
Sure: Hi, Wilma:

- Thinking ofTwiki?
- Twiki? Oh, yeah: I'm really
at the dumps about him:

Buck? You haven't been
taking care of your plants:

Plants? That's right:
I like plants, don't I?

Buck, what's wrong?

I saw something on board
the Draconian ship: Something important:

It could help us against
Ardala and Kane:

Well, what was it?
I'm not sure:
They had me so doped up:

Maybe if we got together
with Dr: Huer and Dr: Theopolis,
they could pull it out:

Well, of course: As soon as
Dr: Huer comes back from inspecting
the outer defenses, uh, we'll meet:

Great! It will be
very explosive stuff:

Yeah:

[Buzzing]
[Men Grunting]

[Chirping]
Ready?

Ready as I'll ever be:
[Grunting]

You guys fighting or dancing?

You're insulting a Draconian
soldier, Earth trash:

Oh, is that what you call yourselves?

Well, I'd show you how to use those toys,
but, uh, you probably bruise easily:

- Besides, I like a good fight:
- Earth trash:

Come feel the sting of
a Draconian soldier's stun stick:

[Chirping]
Ooh! That smarts:

[Chirping]

Nice work, Champ:
They never laid a glove on you:

Well, some days
the magic works:

[Chirping]
And some days it doesn't:

[Whirring]

[Whirring Stops]

Do you still think your Buck Rogers
will be better than the real man?

These are Imperial combat weapons,
not my Buck Rogers:

And, yes, they will be able to do
anything he can, only twice as well:
Really?

[Chirping]
Ooh! That tickles, Buck!
Uh-huh!

I knew it:
They had you bugged:

That's how they knew
we were gonna try an escape:
[Chirping]

No wonder I felt so funny:
Yeah:

[Sighs]
Now we can try and figure a way
to sabotage Kane's duplicating machine: : :

Without them listening in on it:
Do you have a plan?

Yes, an idea:

I'm the master mold, right?

A flawed master mold
means ruined production models:

I just can't figure out
a way to flaw me:

[Chirping]
If you were a computer,
I could short-circuit you:

That's it!
What's it?

If you could send a low voltage
current through my body,

it would jangle my neural responses
for about 20 minutes or so:

[Chirping]
And curl your hair too, Buck:

Well, more importantly,
it could give Kane and Ardala
some very shocking results:

[Chirping]
All right, ready, Buck?

[Electric Hum]

I'm receiving strange synaptic responses:

If I didn't know any better, I'd say
he'd been drinking Antaraen brandy!

Nonsense, Kane:
Continue programming the captain's clones:

Perhaps I've been too harsh
with you, Kane:

Yes, much too harsh:

Well, I'm glad somebody else noticed:
I was beginning to think I was crazy:

Oh, no: Not at all:
He's just not the same Buck Rogers:

It's almost as if his spirit is missing:

- Yes:
- It's so strange:

A possibility...
psychosurgery while a prisoner:

That's conceivable:
Which would mean...
[Door Opens]

- Hi, gang! What's goin' up?
- Hi, Buck:

Correction: Should read,
what's coming down? Wilma,

Dr: Huer, Dr: Theopolis:

- We're finally all together:
- [Man On P: A:] Red alert:! Red alert:!
Evacuate Level 3:!

[Alarm Ringing]
What is it, Doctor?

Security sensors have detected
a Draconian bomb:

Radiation profile indicates
explosion is imminent:

- Where is it?
- A red alert search is being
conducted at this moment:

[Clicking]

- What are you doing here?
- The bomb is in this room:
It's somewhere right here:

Excuse me, sir:

Detonation minus five seconds: : :

Four: : : Three: : : :

- Two...
- Wilma, what...

Bomb destroyed:
End red alert:

[Man On P: A:]
Red alert terminated:

That wasn't Buck:
It was a robot:
Yes:

Doctor, I want you to put
all Earth units on full wartime alert:

We just don't know when Princess Ardala
will make her next move:

[Beeping]

Well, it looks like the end of the line
for Rogers the Robot, eh, Ardala?

I gotta tell you, Kane:
Your Zygot just doesn't have
what it takes:

That was only the prototype:

The production models
are far superior:

Computer tests prove
that they are capable of defeating
any Earth unit easily,

despite your childish attempt
to sabotage their programming:

Captain Rogers appears worried:

Perhaps, Kane, for once
you've got something:

We are ready to strike:
Shall I give the order?

Patience, Kane, dear:

First, send the Zygots to my chambers:
I wish to inspect them personally:

You see, Buck,
with three Buck Rogers,

you become, shall we say, redundant?

[Ardala]
At ease, Captains Rogers:
Make yourselves at home:

I've waited a lifetime
for this moment:

Not quite yet: Be patient:

[Gulps Loudly]

Join me:

- That sounds intense:
- I intend it to be:

Maybe later:
I'm into my own space right now:

Typical bomber driver:

Doesn't know how to handle anything: : :
Including a woman:

- How would you handle a woman?
- [Gulps]

Easy on the controls:

Preflight her real slow
while you're waiting for clearance:

There was this one honey at Clark
when I was flying F-16s
with the Widowmakers:

Gently!

She was fine: But those F-16s,
they were really sweet:

I remember one mission...

[Sighs]

What can she conceivably do
with three Buck Rogers
for an hour and a half?

Wild Weasel's ship said
there was a Sam-12 on my tail:

So I hit right rudder,
grayed out...
Hold it, flyboy:

- What?
- What about the woman?

What woman?
I'm talking about F-16s:

I know: I know:
For two hours:

There's more to life
than flying, Princess:

What did you have in mind?

Soft music:

Slow dancing:

[Garbled Chatter]

What's the matter, Princess?
Leave me alone:

Leave me alone!

- Buck?
- What do you want, Ardala?

Nothing: Never mind:

I am Princess Ardala:

Kane:

Yes, Princess?
Those Zygots?

They had better know
something about fighting:

I want you to launch the attack
against Earth immediately:

As you wish, Princess:

[Flips Switch]

Earth is defenseless against you:

And now, my Zygots, your instructions:

Two of you will engage the Earth
starfighters and keep them at bay:

A third will avoid all combat: : :

And will obliterate New Phoenix
with an antimatter bomb:

For the Empire!

[All]
For the Empire!

Okay, Twiki: You got it?

[Chirping]
Sounds like a real long shot:

Well, how was your party, Princess?
The Zygots were launched
10 minutes ago:

Soon New Phoenix
will be a memory:

You notice how she never
answered my question, Twiki?

[Chirping]
Party must've been a bust:

Poor Ardala:
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride:

Bride: : : Bride: : :

Bride...
What's the matter with you?

Who, me?

Me: : : Me: : :

Me...
Another Zygot!
I've been deceived!

You know, Twiki,
sometimes you almost have to
feel sorry for princesses:

[Chirping]
Almost: Let's truck, Buck:

[Chirping]

[Beeps]

Come on:

[Beeping]

Here it is:
It's coming in now:

Hatchet fighters:
The first wave of
Princess Ardala's attack:

Scramble all squadrons!
Penetration section Oboe 3:

You'll lead the first squadron, Colonel:
Intercept those fighters
and destroy them:

Yes, Doctor:

He's escaped in
one of your hatchet fighters
masquerading as a Zygot!

Impossible:
But I saw that Zygot in the cell!

Readouts from the beings
in those three ships:

No human would register
a positive electrostatic pulse reading:

This way, Twiki:
Come on:

[Chirping]

[Beeping]

He's a fool:
He'll never make it:

The port's closing, Buck:

Hang on, Twiki:
It's gonna be a tight squeeze:

Something must be wrong:
Even my Zygots can't control a ship
at that rate of speed:

There is no error:

It's impossible to capture him now:

He's on an intercept
with our attack force:

That's just fine:
Fine?
What do you mean fine?

What can one Buck Rogers
possibly do against three?

We shall see, Kane:
We shall see:

Echo Element, deploy as high squadron:
Victor Element, fingers four:

Any Earth station:
This is Buck Rogers:
Emergency transmission:

- Buck, is that you?
- Yeah, it's me:

Running about half a light second
behind three more me's:

[Chirping]
Here comes the cavalry, Wilma:

Twiki! It really is you, Buck!
[Buck]
Yeah, I think so:

Wilma, you're about to run up
against three of the fastest,
nastiest ships you've ever seen: : :

Piloted by three duplicates of me:

[Wilma] What are your tactics, Buck?
[Buck] Don't close:
Don't let them get on your tail:

They'll try to bounce you
from the rear quarter:
I'm on my way:

They're all over us!
We can't hold!

- Alert! One of them
has broken through:
- Objective?

New Phoenix:

[Zygot Buck]
Okay, Buck Rogers:
Looks like I win this time:

One more second,
no more New Phoenix:

[Buck]
Oh, no, you don't:

Hang tough, Wilma:

That's two down:
One more to go:

It's your turn to go, bro:
Give me your best shot:

All right: Catch:

Boring, Buck: Boring:
[Chuckles]

- Your move:
Which way are you gonna break?
- Just keep your eyes open, son:

Which one?

Which one?

[Chirping]
Way to go, Wilma:

You should have known your plan
was destined to fail:

The plan was flawless, Princess:
It was the execution that failed:

Kane, it was doomed from the start:
Believe me:

There's only one Buck Rogers:

Now that is a Ping-Pong table:

[Chirping]
I liked the ping-pool better:

Interesting: Yes:
I must say it's very interesting:

You wanna play, Doc?
Oh, I think not:
[Chuckles]

Come on, Doc:
I'll show you the ropes: It's easy:

Ball: : : Paddle:

You hit the ball over the net
with the paddle:

Here we go again:

Uh, am I holding it correctly?
[Buck]
That's just fine:

Now when I hit the ball to you,
you hit it back, okay?
You ready? Here we go:

[Buck]
That's, uh,
Hey!

- Not bad for a beginner:
- Yeah: Rather:
Quiet good, actually:

Here we go again:

[Chuckles]
You know, uh,

if I didn't know better,
I'd think I was being hustled:

Hustled?
[Chuckles]
What's hustled?

Ah, it's just me, Doc:
L-l-I'm kinda beat: I feel like
something the dog dragged in:

[Chirping]
Cat dragged in, Buck:

[Chirping]
Uh-oh:! There's something fishy
going on here, folks:

Dr: Huer, it sounds like...

A Zygot malfunction:
It can't be:

It just can't be:

Gotcha!