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["yup!" by Yung Gravy plays]

DON'T TALK, ACT

[alarm ringing]

[in English] ♪ Light the blunts up... ♪

COME ON, CHAMP 7:15 A.M.

[in English] ♪ Gravy getting buck Every time I get up in it, ay ♪

♪ Always pull up... ♪

[in Spanish] Today is your day to triumph.

[in English] ♪ Your bitch say what's up ♪

♪ Ay, she trying to get it ♪

♪ Gravy, let me fuck Ooh, I'll consider it ♪

♪ I ain't bust a nut In the last thirty minutes ♪

♪ So I say yup, baby girl I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it, baby ♪

♪ Don't you fuck with me, buddy You could meet the Fockers... ♪

...not enough to give people a voice.

We need to make sure people aren't using it to harm other people

or to spread misinformation.

♪ Gravy piped your mom again Wow, what a shocker ♪

♪ Hannah Montana I got the juice, I got the Fanta ♪

♪ I got the juice like a banana ♪

♪ I got the juice like Tropicana ♪

♪ I make gas, I got gelato... ♪

Come on, come on!

♪ I'm trying to pull up on Nelly Furtado And them I'ma smash ♪

♪ Gravy got your puta ♪

[farts loudly]

♪ She sittin' in my Jacuzzi ♪

♪ I think I need a few more ♪

[cheeks popping]

♪ If you got the Henny, pour it up When I walk in the building ♪

- ♪ Gravy getting buck ♪ - Mm-mmm!

♪ Every time I get up in it Always pull up... ♪

[in Spanish] I'm leaving. I've got some cool projects.

- Really? - Tell you more later. You?

- I'm meeting some clients. - Cool. Hold on.

- What's up? - An eyelash.

- Thanks. - Let's kill it!

- Love you, bye! - You too, man.

- Bye! - That's it!

[in English] ♪ I'ma hit it, baby Yup, she said yup ♪

♪ I said yup, I pull up ♪

♪ I clap, yup... ♪

[horn honking]

♪ And if that bitch Can clip her seat belt ♪

- [door closes] - [screams]

[in Spanish] What the fuck?

Come on, man.

You can't do that.

- Didn't you have things to do? - I prefer to...

- Didn't you have... - I had to...

My clients canceled last minute.

Sit down. I'm watching a cool documentary.

Really cool.

[man on TV] We're rewarded by hearts, likes, followers,

and we conflate that with value and truth.

We were naive about the consequences of social media.

New generations are growing up more anxious, more depressed.

We created a monster and we have to stop it.

What are we doing?

- What? - I came to the big city with big hopes.

Now look at me.

[sighs]

You seem fine, man.

When I started my company,

people laughed because I was just a kid.

Still, I left school to pursue my dream

of making edible containers.

Today, my business is valued at

ten million pesos.

[applause]

And what have you done?

[snorts]

Bummer.

- Damn. - Mmm.

At 12 he's achieved more than us at 28.

- Thirty. - What?

We're 30, dude.

Fuck, you're right.

Childhood used to be about learning how not to piss the bed.

How to ride a pony.

- How to escape the priest. - [chiming]

I just got invited by Cano to the startup mixer.

- Invite your girlfriend. - We need to network.

When are you going to realize that I don't network?

He's the Mark Cuban of Mexico.

- He has an investment fund. - You're going to pitch your idiotic ideas,

- like an app to tell if a melon's fresh? - They beat us to it.

Melon-Meter, available on iPhone and Android. 200,000 downloads.

- Wow. - That sucks.

- Dude... - What?

The last time we did this, you got upset.

- What? - You got upset.

- We made a lot of contacts. - It bothers you when others do well.

Fine, but at least I don't have

a superiority complex disguised as not giving a fuck.

OK, man.

I just want us to be a success.

The only thing I want is to live in Cadaqués, in Catalonia,

read Gaudí's biography, and drink espresso.

What? [in Catalan] I'm learning Catalan.

[in Spanish] No, dude.

- [phone chimes] - Right.

We're having dinner with your folks tonight.

Why are you texting with my parents?

- They're awesome. - They suck.

A proper meal would do you well instead of eating instant noodles.

That shit causes cancer.

I'm surprised by you.

[microwave beeps]

All right.

I haven't had noodles for a while.

Please don't judge me.

Money is tight.

Capitalism is killing us all.

You need money to be vegetarian.

- [pulsing EDM] - Imagine you're in Tulum.

You're ripped.

You're gorgeous.

Rise above the haters. Let's give love.

Let's shine, because we are here to give love.

Let the bike make love to you.

Come on, my fatty. Tulum.

[in English] Hey, #noexcuses.

#Ilovemylife.

#fistbump.

[in Spanish] You're at the beach.

You're gorgeous.

I want to see your butts up.

And one and two!

Caress your butt. I want to see your rectal selfie.

Yes, breathe.

I like it! That's it!

What's wrong? A little more.

Up. Down.

That's it! I weighed 130 fucking kilograms!

Now look at me! Now look at me! Now look at me!

What a great butt!

I have your bill.

It's 3,000 plus the personal trainer.

[card reader beeping]

[grunts]

It didn't work. Do you have another one?

[beeping]

I don't know.

Can I pay with points?

With what?

How embarrassing. In front of everyone.

The bills for the apartment added up.

Keep supporting that mooch? He doesn't share your goals.

Babe.

[indie pop music playing]

Hello.

I was wondering if you've looked at my job application.

What's your order?

Uh, OK...

The coffee of the day.

That's 120.

Are you on the waiting list?

No, but I left my resume.

- And I... - [barista laughing]

Borealis.

They said I needed a resume.

They never said...

Put your name here. This is the waiting list for the waiting list.

Why not have one long waiting list?

Thanks.

Excuse me. This is watery and over-extracted.

I would have ground it much finer. The roast is burned.

No, it's a Chiapas natural. Triple extracted.

It tastes like wood.

It's not fruity, considering it's natural.

Tell your supplier. It's not all your fault.

Next, please.

Hello.

Bitcoin was revolutionary. It created digital scarcity.

Like gold, it's finite.

They were using it to buy drugs or to traffic organs.

No, it's all regulated now.

- Carlos. - Hello.

- Sorry. - Charlie.

[Carlos] Sorry, we were filming.

- What are you filming? - His son opening toys.

Unboxing. Sweet gig.

- Right? - Yeah.

Rocco must have a blast with all those toys.

The lady from ToyCity only lends them to me for a bit.

My dad will give me a Lego set at 100,000 subscribers.

Yeah. Almost.

We're growing our audience.

Sure.

How's it going?

Great. We're very happy. We're working on various projects.

Are you over the desire to make coffee?

No, it's not making coffee.

Being a barista is an art, Dad.

- Why don't you get a normal job? - OK.

My friends post their kids' accomplishments

on Facebook every day.

- Manú Montoya... - Yeah.

...is a lawyer at Pfizer.

Pili Bracho is at Deutsche Bank.

And you, making hearts in cappuccinos.

You work for a bakery that causes most of the country's diabetes.

You're part of the problem.

The world isn't made of dreams and nonsense.

A man needs to work...

Who says that a man needs to work?

That is a neoliberal way to control the masses.

Money is an imaginary concept.

That's why Mom gives you money.

[spluttering]

- [Blas's dad] How convenient. - Well...

The rice is delicious.

Like always.

[Blas's mom] I'm glad you like it.

[pulsing electronic music]

Your dad is right. You'll starve as a barista.

At least I'll be happy.

Polo Ríos.

Forget about that nonsense. We're going to start a business.

Come in.

Thanks.

This is the type of place we need to be at.

I bought half of Isla Holbox. So, what's the problem?

It's sinking and all, but there are no animals.

I'm thinking of bringing animals to Holbox.

Like Jurassic Park.

But no dinosaurs.

Giraffes, tigers, crocodiles, hippos...

Cano!

- What's up? - Polo!

[laughing]

How are you?

Killing it, like always.

And you? Did you lose weight? What did you do?

Keto and spinning class.

And a little gastric bypass.

Blas.

As pale and sarcastic as always.

Are you still being austere?

A minimalist.

Cool. What are you up to?

We're working on some projects that are very disruptive.

- That's not true. - I always knew you'd get far.

- We actually have some ideas. - I love ideas.

I'm the type of guy that loves ideas, but right now, I have to...

Tell my secretary and she'll tell me, OK?

Keep having a great time.

You're so skinny, dude!

- Hello, I... - Excuse me.

Let's get some drinks.

- Good evening. - Hello.

Carajillo, please.

- A light beer, please. - Sure.

With a little mineral water.

Hmm?

Sandra thinks I've gained weight.

You've lost 90 kilos. You survived the war with gluten.

You're an example for the fat community that defends itself

from the deluge of sugary products made by transnational companies

that don't care about you or public health.

Accept yourself.

What is this?

Mr. Cano's special edition of Esprezzo.

- Shit in my mouth. - What?

He drank formula as a baby. Two mezcals.

Sorry, it's clinical.

Thanks.

[both] Cheers.

- No way, there's a ping-pong room. - Where?

[Blas] I don't see a table.

[Polo] Ping-pong's a saying.

I bounce an idea back and forth.

You're so embarrassing.

- Why? It's a saying. - Sure.

Aderales?

No way!

[Aderales exclaiming]

It's so good to see you.

Blas, you're so small. How cute.

Drug dealing is going well for you.

Wow. They're not drugs, man.

They're nootropics.

Armodafinil, dextro, stimulants for productivity.

None of this recreational shit.

- OK. - Sure.

You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you.

Imagine Bradley Cooper in Limitless

combined with Russell Crowe in A Beautiful Mind

and Matt Damon in The Talented Mr. Ripley happening microscopically

in Stephen Hawking's semen, inside Carl Sagan's uterus.

It's Ukrainian Ritalin.

I've heard of this. It's banned in a lot of places.

Elon Musk invented Tesla on this.

And the cybertruck and flamethrower.

I know because Elon is my friend and client.

Do you have my app?

Download my app. Here.

I accept bitcoin, ethereum.

Aders. Not the peso, that's tacky.

What is Aders?

My cryptocurrency.

Aderales. Aders. What is your cryptocurrency called?

[Blas whistles]

Hey! These guys don't have their own cryptocurrency.

[all laughing]

That's OK. Not everyone does.

Just everyone here.

Cheers.

[Polo] No way, man.

Even Aderales has an app.

He's an idiot. He tattooed the barcode on his neck.

- That's 100% brand confidence. - No.

- We could learn something from him. - No.

[Polo] They're all ahead.

[Blas] Don't start.

Everybody is doing something.

- All right. - We haven't done anything. We're losers.

Polo, no!

- What are you doing? - We're 30.

I don't know what to do with my life. I have a gray hair on my balls.

Calm down.

I live with diarrhea.

- We all have gray hair and diarrhea. - What do I do?

Everybody in this country has diarrhea.

[Blas] He's going to puke!

Watch out, watch out, watch out! Sorry!

What will Grandma say if I go back to Querétaro broken?

You're not going back, relax.

We don't have any revenue. I'm losing my hair.

You're not losing your hair, relax.

What will make you feel better?

- Swear we'll be successful. - I swear.

- Swear. - I swear.

- You can do this. - OK.

Come on!

- You're the shit. - Yeah.

Let's come together, please.

Networking and all that is good, but we are a community.

How are we going to unite?

We're going to get shitfaced!

[all whoop]

Get your phones out quickly.

We're going to Google our names or our artistic names.

- Really? - You said you'd do anything.

Raise your hand if there are fewer than 10,000 hits.

Drink! Drink!

Drink! Drink! Drink!

[repeating] Shots! Shots! Shots!

Raise your hand if you're not verified on Instagram.

[Cano repeating] Shots! Shots!

Who doesn't have a picture with Bill Gates?

Who would have that?

I tried.

Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

[repeating] Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

Sell me the pen. You wanted to ping-pong,

It's very elegant.

It's a Mont Blanc.

Take a shot.

[crowd chanting] Shots! Shots!

[chanting continues]

[crowd whooping]

I'm an idiot. Kill me, please. I fucked it up.

I fucked it all up.

Come on.

You don't need that idiot to make it.

- Why'd we study marketing? - I don't know.

- What a bullshit degree. - That doesn't matter.

How hard can it be to get money?

- Are we ping-ponging? - No, man.

- We're ping-ponging. - No, we're not.

I love the initiative. That's what we need.

- Polo, please. - Write this down.

Do you have a pen?

- What do people like? - I don't know. Vacations?

Airbnb, Tripadvisor, Lonely Planet.

Hospitality is very saturated.

OK, then sex.

Tinder, Bumble, Grindr, Match, Badoo... Should I go on?

Nature, pets.

- Good causes. - OK, maybe.

- Slides. - We're getting there.

An app that finds the closest slide! Genius!

Look at your digital guru friends.

They crave attention. They like to think they're great people.

Statues, attention, relevance. That's great.

I wouldn't give up on the slides. That sounds good.

Good morning, fatty!

[door slams]

[Polo, Blas groan]

[Polo] Hi, babe.

Seriously?

Ew.

You smell like vomit and tequila. Gross.

- [Blas] Cappuccino? - [Polo] You'd make my day.

- Babe. - I'll change.

- You were drinking? Really? - No.

You're disgusting.

Have some self-love.

- Do you do anything? - No.

We won't make it.

- Babe. - What?

Maybe put on something looser?

That doesn't fit you yet.

Right.

It fits him.

Not yet.

- Yes, it does. - No.

- It fits. - No, it doesn't.

[Polo] Let's go.

[Polo] Thank you.

What are we doing?

Running this morning. Then seaweed therapy.

Then belly injections.

I know it hurts, but it's good for you.

Let's go, fatty.

[watch trills]

BANKROLLED

- Come on. - [Polo] I'm coming.

You won't believe what happened. There's a video on Bankrolled.

- What? - I'll explain.

SignNow is a platform for social impact

that will revolutionize how you sign petitions.

Save the gorillas, say bye to bullying, fight poverty,

all with one click.

Signing petitions has never been so fun.

Play, collect trophies and emojis, and have fun.

All of your friends will know what you sign.

By playing, you'll get points.

Show everyone who signs the most.

Support and fund SignNow.

SIGNNOW

What the fuck is this?

Parallel universe. That's the only explanation.

Don't start.

Then tell me, when did we make this?

I wouldn't give up on the slides.

It's not a bad idea.

- Not bad. - Not a bad idea.

- We're going to kill it. - That's right.

- Fucking right. - We're going to kill it.

[distorted audio]

You'd be amazed at how focused it makes you.

[Polo] I've heard about this. It's banned in a lot of places.

Elon Musk invented Tesla on this.

It's Ukrainian Ritalin.

[pounding EDM music plays]

If we can make the sneakers from Back to the Future...

- That's idiotic. - There are no idiotic ideas.

- The idea is to... - OK.

- An anti-fart diaper. - A diaper.

- A joint holder. - Plant locators?

- No. - No, no, no, no, no.

- Did it hit you? - No.

- Fucking Aderales. - [distorted squeaking]

BRAIN STORM

[distorted] Stimulants for productivity. Nothing recreational.

[pulsing EDM continues playing]

[both giggling, cackling]

What the hell are we...

This is the most idiotic thing we've ever done.

Hold on, it's not bad.

Yes, it's bad.

No.

We're obviously being sarcastic.

- Then why's it already 12% funded? - Clicktivism.

It's the stupidest form of social justice.

- You lack imagination. - No.

It's a starting point. A lot of startups begin like this.

- They pivot later. - I don't want to start a startup.

The word startup makes me anxious.

Someone just gave 50,000 pesos.

- Really? - Yeah.

Some people wait for an opportunity like this.

- Don't you think it means something? - Yes.

That we were drunk, high, and desperate.

This is what we need for our personal brands.

I want to enjoy what little time I have in this world.

Which doesn't matter, because this is all a simulation.

- You need to stay off of Reddit. - [Blas groans]

We have no idea how to make an app.

You and I, quickly. Jobs-Wozniak.

I don't want to rush... Who is who?

- I'm the face, you're the brains. - I've never programmed anything.

You're very creative. You can pull this off.

Mixing friendship and work is not cool.

We live together. We're basically married.

- No, we're not. - Basically.

What could go wrong?

I don't feel comfortable using other people's money.

Want to get your dad off your back?

[hip electronic music plays]

[man] Tell them I won't travel if it's not in first class.

I want to try veganism. Switch out the fridge. Leave the M&Ms.

OK, guys.

The landing page of Bankrolled is dead.

What's going on, what's going on?

Give me ideas. Shoot.

Paleo snacks.

Sponsored by Bárbara de Regil. That's all she eats.

No.

- Shoot. - A dating app for people on keto.

- It's called "Ketinder." - Next.

Tell me.

Crowdfunding is so 2015.

Mayte, less negativity.

Crowdfunding is the new economy.

I don't know if you realized, but you work for a crowdfunding platform.

[in English] Juice me.

- [in Spanish] Go on. - Don't start.

- Tell him. - [man] Nat.

Something to say?

[clearing throat]

No.

Tell me everything.

There are two guys starting a project.

Yeah?

It's a platform for petition signing,

but also a social network.

And it's a game, where you connect dots and win points.

You're saying there is an app that combines

Change.org, with Facebook, with Candy Crush?

Yes, that's basically SignNow. Sorry, how stupid...

[sarcastically] Revolutionary.

I love it.

That's what we needed.

He loves it.

Compassionate, commercial, and fun.

That's what people want.

Can you do it or should they?

- We can do it. - Of course she can.

100%, I can do it.

That's it, cancel all other projects.

We're giving all of our support to this.

Not all of our support, maybe...

- Nat. - Yes.

There is no margin for error.

- Bankrolled is in your hands. Bye. - No...

Gus, this is very...

If this doesn't give Bankrolled a boost,

there will be bankruptcy and mass lay-offs.

- No more juice guy. - Not Sergio.

No more juice guy. And I promised him a Tesla.

- [in English] No pressure. - OK.

[Gus, in Spanish] Susy, Karen, let's go!

He loved it.

- You're the shit! - No.

What?

You don't understand.

I can't breathe or think.

My vision is blurry.

- I don't have time. - It hasn't even been a minute.

- It's your fault, Mayte. - Calm down.

I can't take on so much.

It's like submerging your head in something...

I just can't...

This is the opportunity you wanted to move up. Get excited.

I... I'm very excited, Mayte.

Clearly.

Gus said the future of the company depends on me. I can't fuck up.

- Breathe. - I'm breathing.

- You're hysterical. - No, no.

I'm fine. I feel calm and in control.

[exhales] Perfect. Let's breathe.

- [computer chimes] - Come on.

[computer] Breathe with your heart

and leave behind all of the anxiety caused by uncertainty.

That shit doesn't work.

Hello. We have a meeting with Natalia Quintana.

- [receptionist] One moment. - Hey, Motivation Nation.

We're streaming live from...

- What are you doing? - What do you mean?

As an influencer, I have to constantly create content.

A story, then a post.

- Or just buy followers. - Wow.

[whispers] You don't buy followers.

Do you know how many followers die in India?

What?

They make thousands of kids follow accounts like yours

in an unventilated warehouse.

They faint three times a day.

How would you know that?

I read.

Hello, how are you? I'm Natalia Quintana.

Thanks for coming.

Do you want coffee, tea, matcha? Natural matcha? Organic matcha?

We can validate your parking.

Maybe no one offered to validate your parking yet.

- [Mayte clearing throat] - Never mind. Come in, please.

- This way. - Sure.

Look, they have pool.

I'm excited to work with people that are so professional...

- Thank you. Sit down. - ...and innovative.

Thanks for coming.

Especially because of all the recent fiascoes and scams

that have fucked the platform's image.

Look at this.

This ended up being a campaign for a cartel.

Thanks, Bankrolled.

[guns firing]

And these were VR headsets that exploded.

- They didn't explode. - They did.

- Seaweed! I love how it... - Crunches?

- I love it. - [Nat] Really?

- It's fun and... - Exactly.

- It's like... - [overlapping chatter]

- Yes. - [Polo, Nat laugh]

Tell me, what step are you at?

It's going very well. We're happy to work with you.

- It's moving forward super well. - Great.

I looked you up on LinkedIn

and I couldn't find you.

It's under construction.

I hate social media.

He hates it right now because he's so immersed in the project.

His commitment is admirable.

Good, then you can have a demo ready in three weeks?

- There's no way... - That we won't. You can count on it.

[laughs] Perfect.

That's the level of commitment that we need,

because that's what we are like.

We're going to get along great, right?

- Obviously. - [Blas] No need to say more.

- Cheers. - [Nat laughs]

- I just... - love it.

[cheerful voice] Bankrolled, your crowdfunding platform,

is proud to present SignNow.

This fun and revolutionary app

will help you change the world.

SAY YES TO PET ADOPTION!

Sign petitions while you play.

Get likes with every signature and gain followers.

SIGN HERE!

The more likes you get,

the more people will know that you're an awesome person.

SIGN FOR THE ENVIRONMENT!

We're almost at our goal.

Don't be left out.

Be part of the revolution that will make the world better.

Play, sign, and like to change the world.

It's incredible.

If only I had words.

They're here.

SignNow in the house!

Let's hug.

Congratulations.

[in English] My homie from another mami.

Proud mama. Proud mama.

[in Spanish] Something to drink? We have moon juice, straight from LA.

- That sounds great. - Perfect.

- Nat? - Gus.

- Right. - Do the honors, thanks.

[Nat] Hello, everyone.

We are very excited to finally share

our baby with you all.

Polo, Blas, and SignNow. Applause please.

- Go up. - I'm fine, Dad.

[Blas] I'm good.

- I don't like it. - Don't make problems.

Think about this: human beings

are the only charitable species on this planet.

That's why

we should entertain ourselves while we're at it.

Don't you think?

- Yes! - [all] Yes!

Help me inspire the world with SignNow.

Signing for a better future. Thanks.

Wow!

SIGNNOW, 100% OF $2,000,000

That's it!

["Honey" by Beam (MX) plays]

[applause]

[rapping in Spanish]

We did it, man.

♪ Bitch, I'm at Rodeo Drive I chase the bag on Louis Vuitton shoes ♪

♪ Hey, you ain't shit to me I ain't shit to you ♪

♪ Don't try to tell me what to do, hey ♪

♪ Out for the summer I ain't coming back... ♪

[rapping in Spanish]

Two million.

I don't know. I just don't feel comfortable.

The money isn't ours.

We found a need in society. We're pioneers.

We're not pioneers, we got lucky.

This is just the start.

- As CEO... - Whoa.

You auto-named yourself CEO?

Shoes.

Wow.

The DNA of a CEO

- is charisma, leadership, and empathy. - Yeah.

You can't be friends with a Jehova.

SignNow? We've been waiting.

- Welcome to YouthBank. - [Polo] Thanks.

Hi, how are you?

What's up?

As you can see, we're a bank specializing in startups.

We don't have lines or stress like banks.

[Polo] I feel good.

Can I offer you ginger tea?

Sure. Is it free?

It's complimentary.

OK.

Our services are based on donations or "donnies."

- That sounds like commission. - Blas.

No, it's the contrary.

It's a donnie.

It's voluntary.

Not exactly.

Then it's a commission.

It's a donnie.

Blas! A donnie.

It's a donnie.

It's...

[headset chiming electronically]

Very well.

Blas, please sing to set up your account password.

- What? - Sing.

No, I'm not going to sing.

Then you'll have to use a boring numeric code.

- OK. - Polo.

[singing refrain from "Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas"]

Marvelous.

I hate you.

Welcome to the YouthBank family.

Use your funds responsibly.

Thanks.

- Can I have a tea to go? - No.

It's just for here.

SIGNNOW

This will be standard in five years.

Like this, blood flows to the brain.

[grunts]

What are you doing?

Having a morning beer.

No, no, no. This isn't a beer garden. You're setting a bad example.

Let me show you.

These are the best programmers in Mexico.

They weren't cheap.

WIFI programmed Call of Duty.

TRX hacked Kanye West's twitter account and wrote, "Fuck whoever reads this."

Molécula has an awesome programmer look.

OK.

What's that? What did we agree on?

No more hallucinogenic gnocchi or peyote smoothies.

Are we in a jail?

I love this place!

Polo Ríos, I love this place!

Aderales is joining us.

Why?

Hey!

- Gratitude. - [in English] Respect, my friend.

Respect, my brother.

[in Spanish] Hey, Blas! How are you?

- Good. - Nice to see you.

- Thanks for coming so quickly. - I'm not that busy.

There's been a hold-up at Customs.

I love this place, man.

- He's head of quality control. - OK.

Speaking of quality, remember the stuff I gave you?

Don't give it to anyone. It was off.

Like really off.

Some guy ate his boss's face. Who knows what it was?

You're just telling us?

That's my line of work.

My products don't come in a van, it's a Russian roulette.

OK, come on! Team back!

Team back! Team back!

- Your boss is speaking! - Hey.

[Aderales] Come on!

Laura, come.

Hello, I'm Polo, CEO.

Blas, CTO.

I'm Aderales, Chief Experience Hacker.

Welcome! This will be a big adventure.

There's kombucha in the fridge.

If you have any dietary restrictions, let us know.

Let's kill it!

[all cheering]

[Aderales] Kombucha!

Kombucha!

Blas.

What should we start with?

Programming.

Should we start with a hybrid, native, or progressive app?

- All three. - At the same time?

[Blas] Obviously.

Obviously.

Obviously, obviously, obviously.

Who is this?

SignNow's life coach.

He's available for whatever you need 24/7.

Ha! You suck.

[Mayte] Learn how to play pool.

What are you doing? It's late.

I'm putting together a tour of SignNow's office for the funders.

It's so cool.

- What are you doing? - Living my life.

You should try it sometime.

I think I'm going to break my record.

I have five Tinder dates.

Wow, it's Monday. We're not done.

It's slutty Monday.

I could fire you for saying that.

Good luck finding someone that puts up with your neurosis.

Mm-hmm. Please help me finish the logbook.

That's not your job. It's up to those two guys.

No.

OK, yes. They're busy with other things. I prefer to do it.

That's your problem. You micromanage everything.

- Come on. - I haven't saved anything.

- Let's go out. - No.

Your pussy needs some boom-boom.

Just like this, pure sex.

Come on, Mayte.

You're lame.

Keep it up and your pussy will close.

No guy will want to hit it.

- Dry. Forever. - OK.

[vibrates]

Hello?

You spent $2,352.50 on paper,

is that correct?

Do you know the time? Don't you sleep?

Sure, I sleep a little. Like an hour or two.

Geez, I'm sorry.

I just woke you up.

I didn't realize how late it was.

Don't worry.

Do you want to meet?

- Really? - Are you hungry?

Actually, yes. I haven't eaten in 24 hours. [laughs]

Hey.

Hello.

- Everything OK? - Yes, all good.

- Ah! - [chuckles]

Wow.

I really love this place.

- Really? - Yeah.

This is the most authentic Szechuan food in the city.

I'm craving something greasy.

- Whatever is the greasiest. - Noodles?

Yes, here.

How did you discover this place?

One day I woke up at two in the morning craving a dumpling.

I hadn't eaten in 36 hours.

Why?

Because I was doing an intense fast...

Why?

Because, Sandra...

It doesn't matter.

- [laughs] OK. - It was a huge mistake.

I almost fainted.

I get the idea.

The point is, don't go so long without eating.

I totally agree.

There we go. Ready.

- Really? - What?

- It's 4:00 a.m. - You know what they say.

- Do what you love... - And you'll never work a day in your life.

- Exactly. - I get it, but who's gonna call you now?

Give it to me.

Seriously, I need it.

Put it here.

- I found your weak spot. - No.

What if someone urgently needs me?

Gus is going to write you.

"I had a wet dream about a logbook."

"Send it to me now."

What?

- Don't move. - What is it?

You have...

Don't do it.

- Gross. - It's alive.

- Drop it. - It's attacking me.

- That's disgusting. - It's attacking me.

Mmm. Mmm!

You improved Szechuan food.

OK, I'm leaving. Thanks.

- No. Why? - Thanks for everything.

You're very stressed. Give me your hands.

Trust me. I took a mindfulness class.

Mindfulness? Gross.

Fine.

But it helps.

Close your eyes.

Inhale.

Don't play tricks.

This piece of metal

doesn't control you.

It has no power over you.

I free you.

Inhale.

When you open your eyes,

you will be completely relaxed.

Boom!

Wow.

I feel relaxed, it's incredible.

- Incredible. - Incredible.

I told you.

Rejuvenated.

So, let's keep working.

- No! - Why not?

I'm joking. I'm joking.

Sandyfit, really?

[laughs] Have you seen this? She's the typical basic girl in neon.

Who would wear that?

Look at how she poses.

Why would you do that? How embarrassing.

You're stupid!

[in English] Damn, bro. [in Spanish] You want to fuck him.

- No, I don't... - You want to fuck him.

No, I don't. You're absolutely crazy.

It makes total sense.

He's a nerd who wants to save the world.

Totally your fucking type.

It's a conflict of interest, he has a girlfriend, and I don't like him.

You've been working a lot.

You could use some action down there.

Mayte.

- You need to fuck someone. - Shh.

[whispers] Don't say fuck.

Why do I have to see her ass in every picture?

And #Pad?

- You like him. - No.

- Her ass bugs me. - You like him.

By chance, did you eat my cookies?

Now you don't share?

Here we believe sharing is caring.

We have a startup. It's time to grow up.

They were shroom cookies.

And a little LSD.

Yesterday, they gave me a great trip.

I ate two.

I was starving. I was fasting.

They're called "Blas's Chunky Funkies."

How am I supposed to know that means shrooms and LSD?

I'm more productive on shrooms and acid.

It's too late for that.

The premium funders are coming.

[resonant chime echoes]

What?

Holy shit, you're so crazy.

Just love me.

Sure.

I'm the Chief Experience Hacker.

I'm at your service today

to make your visit to SignNow more enjoyable.

You're the CEO, man.

And I leave you with the Boss.

Um...

Welcome, you're here because you are premium funders.

This is SignNow. Thanks for being here.

[chuckles]

Can we see what you're working on?

Since we're already here.

Yes, of course.

There's not a lot to see because we're 40%...

- Actually, we have a beta version. - Beta.

That's great.

Surprise.

You know me.

[distorted laughing]

As you can see,

we chose futuristic-looking graphics.

[distorted] Actually, we went for a '90s Pop-Tarts design.

Will the app support public breastfeeding?

Does our breastfeeding offend you?

- Do our breasts make you uncomfortable? - [echoing children's laughter]

No. In fact, I was breastfed,

and I have nipples.

So, go ahead.

How often will I be mentioned?

I'm one of the largest funders.

Under the sea.

[jaunty tropical music]

- Pardon? - Unlimited.

Unlimited mentions for premium funders.

Yes!

I have three NGOs: one anti-GMOs, one for public breastfeeding,

and one pro-LGBTTQQIAAP.

I really love to help.

- That's great. - Wow.

- I also like helping. - I like it more.

I like it more.

In fact, I donate blood every day.

What are we made of?

[whimsical pop music playing]

Stardust.

Are you high?

What have you done?

Are you OK?

What?

You're a ray of light.

[upbeat Japanese pop music playing]

OK!

Thank you, everybody.

Thanks for coming.

Already?

All good things must come to an end. Come with me.

Bye, Nat.

The phones are a gift from SignNow.

Now we can monitor you 24/7.

To improve the app, obviously.

[high-pitched laughter]

[insect] I had to take the long way around.

See you. Your tamer is here.

- What's wrong? Are you OK? - I'm fine.

I was thinking, are you both going to run SignNow?

Yes, why?

[distorted] Shouldn't you be the face of the project?

Like, the leader.

Well...

Blas doesn't take anything seriously.

And I always have to do everything.

I'll put it on 40. You're transparent.

No, last time I burned.

[beeps, whirs]

[in English] Beauty hurts, baby. Beauty hurts.

[phone in Spanish] No more straws. Signature accepted.

[Blas] Laura.

Hey.

It's been four hours.

- Is that normal? - I have no idea.

But it's cool.

[Polo] Good morning, SignNow crew.

[in English] Hey, partner. I love you.

- [in Spanish] You too. - I love you.

What are you doing?

This shouldn't be happening.

It was supposed to be a mediocre app that no one would use.

Enjoy, partner.

We're on top.

It's a great day to be alive.

Just in time.

Come here.

- What did you buy now? - Come.

Gentlemen, over here.

You're acting like a child.

The Marzoco GS-3, special edition.

It has volumetric programming.

Third generation.

- You're bribing me. - We need coffee.

If you put it that way, then OK.

I also bought this special bean that you're always talking about.

No, man. No.

What?

This isn't cool.

Enjoy it. It's yours, you deserve it.

Enjoy it.

Are you serious? Thanks so much.

You have no idea what this means to me.

I owe you one.

Thank you.

Oh! You have no idea what just happened.

Nat, have you seen the article in Harvard Business?

No.

Bankrolled is... [in English] on fire, baby girl.

- On fire, baby girl? - On fire, baby girl!

[in Spanish] I just spoke to a friend

that works at YayTalks, and guess what?

- What? - He's giving a spot to SignNow.

- Yay... - Talks.

[in English] Yay motherfucking Talks?

- [in Spanish] Ha! Very good. - Yes.

- Nat. - What?

You're our most valuable asset.

Thanks a lot.

- Make sure they're well-prepared. - [Nat] 100%.

Are you really rolling all your dice on these guys?

- Obviously not. - Have they given you the logbook?

Yeah... No.

I'm doing it for them, to take it off their plate.

Don't worry.

Did you hear? I'm the company's most valuable asset.

What nice handwriting.

Karen, you're the company's most valuable asset.

I'm coming.

Not yet, 50 calories more. Come on!

[Polo grunts]

[grunts, pants]

[in English] Good job.

[in Spanish] I don't know what's wrong with my diet. I get constipated at night.

- Add a prune to every snack. - [device beeps]

A prune.

We have to reschedule these sessions.

SignNow needs my attention.

Your fecal matter is irregular.

- I told you. - Yes.

I'm going to give you probiotics.

Breathe in.

I need vitamin M.

That doesn't exist.

[Polo] Motivation.

What do great entrepreneurs have?

They have a muse. I invented the app of the year.

As your muse, I'm making sure you look good and are successful.

Extraction.

- [machine whirs] - Exhale.

[straining]

You're going to want to defecate. Try to hold it.

Yes, please.

[water gurgling]

[groans]

Please don't poop on the floor like last time.

Juanito, can you get a mop please?

- [defecating] - I'm sorry.

YOU'RE GIVING A YAYTALK!

I'm giving a YayTalk.

A YayTalk.

[phone chiming]

Natalia arranged it.

- What is that? - No idea.

[defecating loudly]

[woman on TV] We're back with Shark Investors.

Partner.

- You weren't at the office this afternoon. - Sorry.

I met these guys that are developing AI.

They want to collaborate. I'll tell you more tomorrow.

Did they also have a colon cleansing?

[indistinct chatter on TV]

Good job, partner.

[Polo] I love you, man.

We're going to give a YayTalk.

Can you stop?

I'm doing my kegel exercises.

They keep my pussy young.

You need a maternal figure in your life.

- [Gus] Nat. - Yes.

- Can you come to my office? - Sure.

- You're screwed. - Shut up.

Hello, guys.

- The ball, please. - Yes.

- [Gus] Center yourself. - I am.

Serge and Lebra found some inconsistencies in Polo and Blas's resume,

and their experience is strange.

- Dream catcher? - [man] Vine trimmer.

- What is a TikToker? - A modern influencer.

They don't have LinkedIn.

Polo's is under construction, and Blas doesn't use social media,

because he is 100% focused on our project. #Creative.

- That's what pros do. - That makes no sense.

- Yes, it does. - No.

- No? - Nat, look me in the eyes.

- I am. - What are they saying?

- We can't... - We can't...

- ...handle... - We can't handle...

...another...

- ...fiasco. - Fiasco.

- Another fiasco. - Of course not.

You looked into them, right?

Obviously, that's my job. SignNow are pros.

And you're in the best hands.

Which are my hands, so just relax.

I won't let you down.

Can I go now?

- [Gus] Yes. - OK.

- [upbeat electronic music] - Three, two, one...

[music stops]

Hello. This is Motivation Nation,

SignNow's podcast about entrepreneurship and innovation.

I'm here with Carlos Solano, a guru in child marketing.

- Hello Carlos. How are you? - Good.

The magic of unboxing creates a connection between a parent and child.

Through something as beautiful as marketing.

- We're live. - Guru?

Him? Where did you get this from?

We bought it. For our podcast.

- What podcast? - Kill It Networks.

We're growing our audience.

- It's a macro thing. - [phone chimes]

We have a shitload of things to do. We can't screw it up.

You're right.

- We'll do it when I'm back. - You're fucking with me.

It's invitation only, and I'm Cano's plus one.

Sure.

You're doing the Polini.

The what?

- The Polini. - That sounds fun, I'm in.

When we were in university,

he always found a way to get out of things,

and I ended up doing everything.

He obviously took all the credit.

All the moves I'm making are for the project.

[scoffs]

He's so immature.

[Aderales imitates rocket engine]

So, it's an app like Tinder...

but for dogs.

You can be a female or a male or a...

- Polo! - Cano!

What's up, bro? You're so thin, I can hug you now.

Sit down. Let me introduce you.

This is Lito, my guru.

He built me up, but first he tore me down.

Nice to meet you.

[Cano] Posternak. A saint.

Twice a year he cleans the ocean. It's not all mud.

- No. - I don't clean the oceans, they clean me.

And Pérez Conchas.

- He photographs women in thongs. - I follow you.

I have two million followers.

And this is Polo.

He's developing a promising app.

I'm just doing my part.

I'm glad because I'm giving a YayTalk.

- A YayTalk? - Yes.

- Cool. - That's incredible.

[devices chiming]

Patty, get me a YayTalk.

Hey!

Get up! How is the back end API going?

Is the JSON fixed?

Is the CDN ready?

[all] No.

Why not?

- We're working on what Polo asked. - On his social networks.

I'm making his Wikipedia page.

- Polo has a Wikipedia page? - Yes.

How cool, mother...

Leave that and work on the app.

Aderales.

[Aderales] Boss.

Let's go.

OK, boss.

- Ady! Thank you. - There you go.

Hello, everyone.

He's a bullshitter. Don't believe him.

- And that's how you close the triangle... - [Blas] Polo!

- Partner. - Let's go.

- [Polo chuckles awkwardly] - I'm not joking. Let's go.

Give me a second. He's moody.

You photographed my sister.

[in English] You're fucking talented, man.

[in Spanish] I've wanted to join this community for years.

I don't give a fuck.

You made the programmers work on your motivational bullshit.

You put money into my brother's nonsense,

and you left the office to drink mimosas

with your club of posh ladies,

while I'm working my ass off.

I'm creating financial alliances.

No, you're fucking this up.

I can't do this alone.

Panoramic vision, partner.

OK? Boom!

Aderales!

He always does this to me. I'm his bitch.

Hey, hey, calm down, homie.

If it makes you so upset, why are you doing it?

It's the principle. I finish what I start.

I get it, but what good are your principles

if you're stressed, look like shit, and stink?

Because what makes you happy doesn't make money.

That's a lie, man.

- No. - Look at me.

I'm happy. I do what I want. I look great.

- Look who it is. - Hey!

What's up?

- Where have you been? You brought gifts. - In the North Pole.

Here you go, delicious dextro.

Enjoy it.

Why are you there?

- I was just thinking. - Come here.

Meet my friend Blas.

This guy is one of the creators of SignNow.

AKA a fucking genius.

Um, do you know each other?

- No. - Yes.

- No? - Yeah... no.

Thanks.

I wanted to work here,

but it's easier to get into Harvard.

[all chuckle awkwardly]

Babe.

I'm signing a petition to normalize a fit body,

and I have a million points.

[Polo] I told you.

It's amazing.

I never thought you'd do it, but...

- [in English]...you did it. - [in Spanish] Thanks.

- You're my... - [blender whirring loudly]

Fish protein, for my fatty.

Delicious.

[in English] This is on fire.

[in Spanish] All of my friends are obsessed with SignNow.

MOLDING MY PERFECT MAN

We're going to be millionaires.

And we're going to Tulum. I'm so ready.

What are you looking at?

FINAL RESULT

My fatty, let me explain.

It's not what you think. I was going to tell you.

Is that what I am to you?

Your guinea pig? A blog entry?

An experiment?

No, I did it so that you would feel better.

That's a sick way to make someone feel better.

I just wanted to help.

You know I'm a blogger. What else should I write about?

I didn't mean it like that.

I think I should go. This is...

[in English] Are we breaking up?

[in Spanish] What do you think?

My fatty.

Polo!

[in English] You're such a bitch.

[Sandra on phone] Have a lot of patience and you will see changes, I swear.

I love taking him to Zara

and buying him smaller clothes so he can visualize it.

And, obviously, when you go to the beach

you can put a little bit of concealer on his stretch marks.

[Mayte] Since you always say I choose wrong,

here are the pictures from the tour.

Pick the ones for Facebook.

OK? Lots of love.

NOOTROPICS

[pounding at door]

- Natalia. - I hope I'm not bothering you.

I was in the area and decided to stop by.

OK.

Are you OK?

Yes, yes, yes.

We had a meeting with the partners...

What the fuck is this?

- Hm? - Uh...

Our assistant has a vitamins and supplements business.

Right, because selling drugs and...

No, the government is processing his licenses.

Don't bullshit me.

What are you talking about?

Don't fuck with me.

My job is very important to me.

I know that.

Calm down. Everything is fine.

- Yeah. - OK.

What are you hiding, asshole?

- Nothing. What would I hide? - Just tell me.

Nothing.

It's very strange to work with someone

and not have a fucking idea who they are.

- Calm down. - I'm calm.

- Look at me. - I am.

It's me.

The same as before.

Unwavering, I don't hide things.

- Sorry. - You're dumb.

You'll have your app.

- OK. - Trust me.

Everything is fine.

Wow, what you just did is very inappropriate.

- What? - This.

There is a conflict of interest.

We work together.

- Wow, you're sick. - But, you're...

- I'm what? - Nothing.

You have a girlfriend.

- No. - Yes, that busty fitness chick.

We broke up.

I can keep it on if you want.

Why would I want that?

- It's just... - What?

- I have... - What?

OK.

You have a stretch mark, so what?

[Nat chuckles]

I don't care. Who would care about that?

[romantic music playing]

[Nat and Polo talking and giggling]

- Really? - What?

I need it.

FACEBOOK SIGNNOW HAS NEW MESSAGES

[phone buzzing]

Bill Gates.

Fuck.

[Blas] We need a big hit, no matter how we do it.

Something that's a game

but helps in some way.

I'm part of the change.

- Exactly. - I'm part of the change!

- Do you want... - SignNow.

- That would be hilarious. - We'll be rich.

[Blas] It's not very moral.

[Polo] Forget about that. It doesn't matter.

[mouthing] What the fuck.

- No way... - Mayte.

- What's wrong with you? - Everything is wrong.

Hello. You're interns? Can you leave?

This room is for people that work here.

Thanks, can you close the door?

Look, pepperoni. What's going on?

- You won't believe what I did. - What?

[mouthing inaudibly]

What?

- What? - I slept with Polo.

- Do I need to scream it? - No way!

Be quiet.

- Vaginal? Anal? - Don't be a pig, please.

I did it because you put ideas in my head.

- I understand. - What?

You're frustrated. Micro-penis.

A curved penis?

You didn't cum?

- You didn't cum. - I didn't. Is that bad?

Typical. Tell me.

- Are you eating shit? - It's so good.

- You're not even listening. - Don't leave me hanging. Tell me.

I can't believe it.

- Calm down. - I feel like...

I know you don't do it, but fucking is normal.

- I've fucked... - Calm down.

- ...just not as much as you. - What's wrong?

SignNow is a fiasco.

- What? - It's a fiasco. There's a guy, Aderales.

He's a drug dealer.

That's too funny.

They have no idea what they're doing.

No one does in this generation.

I saw the unedited video.

[Blas] I think this is stupid.

[Polo] Getting funded is easy money.

- They're screwed. - They're not who they said they were.

- I brought them here. - Look at me.

Calm down.

What are you doing?

- What? - #MeToo.

This is a glass office.

Sorry. That's the vibe here.

I thought it would help you. Whatever.

Curved penis.

SIGNNOW SUBSCRIBERS

- What is it? - Your coffee.

- Thanks. - You're welcome.

This is Instagram's average user base.

This is SignNow's average use.

It has all the signs of user addiction.

It's good at releasing endorphins.

So good. We added a secret level

where you choose a weapon and kill CEOs that pollute.

It's so funny.

No, that's not good. It's not funny.

Don't forget to turn on your notifications

and to use #KillingIt. Thanks, life coach.

Where were you?

In your tanning bed, of course.

Look at this.

These numbers.

[Polo] Is this true?

- Exactly. - Way to go!

No, we created a monster.

- No, people are using it. - Like addicts!

I know what Jobs felt like with Macintosh.

Hold on. We're making people more idiotic.

- We should tell Bankrolled. - What?

That the app they funded is amazing and will be a hit? Go ahead.

We should stop before more people liquefy their brains.

Let's say they're stupid enough to cancel everything.

You won't get paid and you can't retire.

Excellent work, team.

[in English] Partner, quick talk.

[in Spanish] Could we postpone SignNow's talk until next year?

No. You already called the international press.

No, that's great. Thanks, bye.

- Nat, Nat! - Gus. [chuckles]

- Are you OK? - Perfect, why?

SignNow is amazing. I can't stop.

Look, they're eradicating Ebola.

- [phone] Bye, Ebola. Bye, poverty. - [Nat chuckles]

- I know. - What?

I want to advance our marketing campaign.

I want everyone to know SignNow is ours.

That's a cool idea.

Don't you want to do it after YayTalk?

So that we can hold a focus group.

Do we want to postpone the best thing that has happened in years?

[both] No.

- No. - Obviously not.

- Do it. - Yes.

[in English] Perfect. Love you.

I love you too.

[in Spanish] It's time to support and sign. Good job!

- Is everyone using the app? - Yes.

I legalized abortion in the Vatican.

Good.

Team!

Guess what! We're launching the huge campaign.

Bankrolled wants to hype us up before the YayTalk.

You know what?

- Bonuses! - What?

Performance bonuses for everyone!

- Come on! - No.

Why are you giving out money?

- Bonuses! - Why today?

That's what they said.

Kombucha is now part of the daily diet. You're welcome.

ENTREPRENEURIAL PRESENTS

[man] We spoke with Polo Ríos, the mastermind behind SignNow.

A genius who shattered the idea that social networks don't help humanity.

He gave us a few minutes of his time

to talk about how he's following in the footsteps

of Gandhi, Mandela, and Gates.

Ríos and SignNow accelerated all of the social justice battles,

and they have gained our like.

[cell phone chimes]

[Blas's dad] They stole your spotlight, son.

How is Polo the mastermind?

[man] The CEO doesn't see SignNow as the most downloaded app of the year,

he considers it a gift to humanity.

The Polo Ríos foundation

has achieved...

Shouldn't you go practice for your talk tomorrow?

You don't mind?

Not at all.

Awesome, partner. I love you.

Thanks, partner.

- I love you. - I love you.

You too.

[Blas muttering indistinctly]

I need you to do this.

- Are you sure? - I'm sure.

This is a bomb.

It's not easy, it will take all night.

I hear a lot of complaining and not a lot of programming.

Relax, we'll take care of it.

Here you go.

["Yo Trabajo" by La Goony Chonga plays]

Hello, I'm Polo Ríos.

["Yo Trabajo" continues]

Hello, I'm Polo Ríos.

["Yo Trabajo" continues]

Hello, I'm Polo Ríos.

The best.

SignNow.

Thanks. How's it going?

How's it going?

How's it going?

We're done.

I love you... a lot.

Aderales.

Let's go!

Another round?

Let's do it.

[Robles] Send it to Jeff Bezos.

Tell the governor of Durango

to fix himself up for the meeting next week.

- Freddy Robles? - Who's asking?

Polo Ríos. I'm an entrepreneur too.

[Freddy] Mmm.

The CEO of SignNow.

[Freddy] Mmm.

It's a petition-signing platform that combines social networks with games.

That app sounds stupid.

Gigi, start getting me other things.

Now, anyone can give a YayTalk.

Yes, Mr. Slim. Excuse me, I was talking to a fan.

I'm glad you liked it.

When are we going golfing?

What do you think?

Breathe. Everything is fine.

That doesn't help.

You're paranoid. What can go wrong?

Nothing.

The party, their conference. Next project, it's done.

- Then, I won't see them again. - Exactly.

Right?

- Mayte, no. - Come on, Nat.

What? Because I don't want to kiss my friend?

[applause]

YAY TALKS MEXICO

I'm Polo Ríos.

Entrepreneur and CEO of SignNow.

It's Polo Ríos.

For a long time, I thought about how to build a bridge...

- Go change. - I sell nootropics, not marijuana.

There.

...and a social cause.

Those seats are for the Chief Experience Hacker. That's me.

How to change the world with the power of one click?

One click.

A new way to confront problems.

People want to help.

But oftentimes, we don't know how.

That's what SignNow is about.

[phone] It's time to support and sign.

Super like. Good job.

I see some of you are using the app,

which makes me happy.

But we'll do a short demo

for the people who don't use social media.

- [phones buzzing] - [crowd murmuring]

Sorry, we have a small glitch.

[Blas] No.

There is no glitch.

Hello, excuse me.

Hello, I'm Blas.

From SignNow. Hello.

What's up?

Uh...

What are you doing?

As you can see, SignNow has a new feature.

A new feature? What are...

[clears throat] Starting today, we eliminated the visibility of likes

and the ability to see public ranking.

- What? - Only you will know what you signed.

What?

No. Of course there will be likes, shares, swipes, and super likes.

We all know that signing petitions

won't end the world's problems.

- That's mansplaining. - [Blas] Cool. It's cool to be conscious.

But numbing ourselves

with so-called philanthropy, games, and social networks

takes us away from reality.

- What's happening? - I don't know.

I'm not blaming anyone.

There's no one to blame.

But these apps

are truly harming us.

- Fix it. - I'll fix it.

- Because it's about us. - Each of you.

We are compensated by hearts and likes,

which makes us vulnerable to manipulation.

What do you mean there won't be likes? It won't work.

We didn't donate to this.

I give blood and no one will know?

I thought we were helping.

This is obviously a mistake.

We will not be provoked.

This thing is dead. Let's go.

We'll figure this out and we'll be back.

SignNow is with you, signing for a better future.

- [crowd angrily clamoring] - We'll figure this out.

I understand and I'll fix it, calm down.

Just give me a second and I'll fix it.

Nat, what is happening?

I don't know.

What did you do to the app?

Send your complaints to @SignNow.app.

- Thanks, bye. - Breastfeeding is a maternal right.

Don't touch my car, it's my grandfather's.

Don't touch my car!

- I'm unsubscribing. - I don't care.

Go to hell! I'm going to kill you!

- [Polo] You fucked it up. - [Blas] I didn't.

[Polo] You fucked it up.

[Blas] We're taking advantage of people.

- It's Polo, answer? - No.

- What... - Sorry.

[Polo] Nat, I swear. It wasn't...

You ruined my life and my job!

You're a fucking insecure asshole!

You're shit in bed!

[man speaking calmly on phone] Stress doesn't control me.

- Stress doesn't control me. - Breathe, Nat.

The solution to anxiety lives in...

Anxiety doesn't control me.

I am peace. I am calm.

Meditation won't help with anything right now!

Any comments on the allegations against your company?

We're looking into the situation.

You admitted doing it while drunk?

This is a deepfake. Haven't you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button?

Brad Pitt was an old baby.

Who'd want to do a deepfake?

Lots of people. By the way, I sell nootropics.

If anyone is interested, scan this. Bye.

These so-called "entrepreneurs" made fun of their investors.

Spent money on lavish offices,

on a 24-hour life coach.

On colon cleanses.

Why? That's so fucking gross.

- Another strike for bankrolled.com. - What did you do?

The right thing.

You have this moral superiority, but it's not true.

People knew what they were getting into.

This has exploded.

- People will consume what you give them. - You didn't have the right to do this.

SignNow! They're coming to lynch us. Barricade!

Barricade! Barricade!

You lied to the press, you made that stupid video,

and you took credit for the work I did alone.

- They're going to lynch you too. - Followers are dropping.

That's what you care about?

You ruined me in front of the other entrepreneurs.

You didn't deserve respect from the other entrepreneurs.

I helped you because you almost had a nervous breakdown.

This is because of your fear of success.

You call this success?

At what and whose expense?

To lie to ourselves and a ton of people.

Long live success!

- Fam. - What?

This is cyanide. They won't take us alive.

You're a dead weight.

You'll always be this big, without dreams or goals.

I'm sick of pulling you along.

I wanted to inspire you because you're my friend.

You were in a bad place.

You'll never go anywhere. You just complain and make up excuses.

It's capitalism, the white man.

I gave you a real option to move ahead.

And you turned into a joke.

I didn't want us to be worthless.

You didn't care if I liked what we were doing.

You don't care about my happiness.

You're so fucking selfish.

What about you? Go to hell. Not now, life coach!

Fuck off.

Attention, everyone.

This box represents disappointment.

Defeat.

Nobody wants to be in this box.

Right?

Natalia, put all of your dreams, promises, goals, and hopes in this box.

- You're fired. - I got it.

You don't have to be so cruel, jerk.

What an asshole.

There's no need to be hurtful. I'm hurt too. Natalia was my rising star.

[Nat scoffs]

But what hurts more is that we are all going to need a box,

because Bankrolled is bankrupt.

I won't be able to pay your salaries today.

What?

Thanks, Natalia.

I just got an iPhone 13. How will I pay for it?

I'll use an Android, gross.

I adopted a dog. How will I explain that we're homeless?

Fuck you, you fucking asshole.

- Fuck you. - Let's go.

Those belong to the...

["Se Me Olvida" by Yoshi ft. Jesse Baez plays]

[Cano] A meme, a chapter.

- A chapter for each meme... - Cano.

How are you? I have a lot of new ideas. Want to ping-pong?

You're not my plus one anymore. Memelas is.

Forgive me.

[man] Sir, come with me, please.

[Cano] Before you say anything, listen to me.

The rock stars of today are influencers.

- Yes. - Who is the most important influencer?

Memelas. So, I was thinking of making a reality show

about Memelas searching for the next Memelas.

- [Memelas] The next Memelas? I doubt it. - I mean...

Action!

Hello, friends. How are you?

Not like that, Rocco.

Can I go to sleep?

- Think about the kids that watch you. - Dad, it's 2:00 a.m.

He's a kid. You're going to traumatize him.

Do I pay you to tell me how to educate my son?

[Carlos] OK, dear. Let's see if you can do it. Action!

Hello, friends. How are you? We're here with a new video.

We're trying out this really cool truck.

Motivation Nation?

Yes. How are you?

Give me back my money.

I'm sorry.

We invested everything.

Hey! Do you know this guy?

He's a thief. He made SignNow fail.

I wanted to stop global warming.

I signed for the manatee. Now it's too late.

Do you want the bees to go extinct? No, no one does.

Hey, I'm talking to you.

Look me in the eyes when I'm speaking.

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Do you know him? Kick him out or else I will.

I'm sorry.

I'll fix it.

I'm sorry, everyone.

I'll fix it.

I'll fix it!

I promise I'll fix it!

[emotional music plays]

When did I stop being myself?

When did I lose sight of my purpose?

When did I stop caring about others?

I'm like you, a slave to my insecurities.

I've never been enough.

It's never been enough success, money, love.

Not thin enough.

[echoing]

I want to have the strength to grow.

Believing I've arrived at my goal takes me further away.

Only when naked

can I accept that I'm not perfect.

Like this, I can be happy with myself.

Today I begin loving my scars and bruises.

The success of others is not my failure.

I understand there is no shortcut to success.

Life's paths aren't what I thought they were.

I have to apologize

for taking out my frustration on the ones I love.

For hurting those that would never hurt me.

What is success if it isn't shared?

Humility isn't thinking less of yourself,

just less about yourself.

Don't forget to love yourself,

and to subscribe.

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[emotional music continues]

CHIAPAS

[emotional music trails off]

FOR BLAS! FROM POLO. MUSEUM, 9:05 AM

MUSEUM

["Alegría" by Elia y Elizabeth plays]

[assistant] Blas!

Me! I'm Blas.

Come here.

We're late.

[applause]

BARISTA COMPETITION 10TH EDITION

I didn't know amateurs competed.

I didn't know they invited the bean-burner.

The machine was calibrated wrong.

Your nose as well?

[audience applauding]

[suspenseful music playing]

I call this drink "Blow My Mind."

This is an Iberian bean.

It has four times more caffeine

than an Arabic bean.

One cup can keep you awake for two days.

It has hints of jasmine, lemon, and strawberry jam.

From Soconusco, Chiapas,

it has a controlled fermentation of 28 hours,

and you have to calibrate it at 18 grams per 36 milliliters at 91 degrees.

It's very delicate.

Not everyone can do it.

["Todos" by Los Nombres playing]

[exclaiming]

You, you, you!

[chuckles] Um...

Thanks for the push.

You're made for this.

I should have supported you and not pushed you into something else.

I ruined something that was going well.

It wasn't cool.

- I was going a little crazy. - A little.

[inhales deeply] I missed your noodle soup smell.

[in Catalan] You're my soulmate.

Catalan?

[in Spanish] Third place!

[both laughing]

Not first.

["Todos" continues playing]

I want to be a part of that.

- Can you... - Yes.

This channel is going to be a hit.

- Can you hold it? - Sure.

Polo Ríos.

- [pen scratching] - [paper tearing off]

Do you want to ping-pong?

[tranquil music]

It's your turn.

Thanks.

Natalia.

You work here?

- Obviously. - I work here.

Yeah. [chuckles]

Uh-huh.

Come in, please.

Over here.

You look good.

More relaxed.

What did you do with the other Natalia?

Um, the philosophy here is pretty cool.

It helps me remember that I don't have to control everything.

You found balance.

That's cool.

Over here, please.

How can we help you?

I'm here to make a deposit.

[Nat chuckles] Clearing your name?

Something like that. It wasn't our money.

I saw your video.

How embarrassing.

No, I liked it.

What's next for Polo Ríos, hm?

Try to figure out who I am.

Mm-hmm.

What I want.

To apologize.

And... I don't know.

Lay low for awhile.

Mm-hmm. That will be easy with a million hits on Google.

You Googled me?

I Googled you too.

I need your voice password, please.

Please.

[singing refrain from "Sexo, Pudor y Lágrimas"]

Really?

OK.

We got it.

["Malportau" by Big Soto & Ecko plays]

Wow.

The best barista in town.

People heard about "Blow My Mind."

You found a need.

- What's that? - What?

- That. - It's nothing.

- You got a tattoo, man. - Yeah.

It's my personal brand.

- So lame, I know. - No!

I love it.

A drip from Ethiopia.

Thanks.

Polo?

No way, I'm Janono.

The CEO of Dogflix. I wrote you.

Remember Dogflix? It's like Netflix but for dogs.

Audiovisual content just for dogs. Everything.

Series, comedies, dramas.

Narcodramas, reality shows, talk shows. Everything.

Your dog will never be bored.

We're going to be millionaires.

What's your number? I'll call you.

Send me a DM on Instagram. I check it daily.

- You sure? - Yeah.

- Let's do this. - Yes.

Millionaires, man.

Thanks. Dogflix.

[Polo] Good luck.

I have distributors there.

All right, bye.

Love you.

Tell him about the universities.

Oh, yeah.

They cleared the jam. I'm getting a lot of product.

Adderall, Ritalin, everything.

The universities are giving it to the kids for exams.

I converted all my money to Aders.

I'm about to invest in a small homes Mexican startup.

What's going on?

Don't get scared, but the Aders collapsed.

It's really hurting.

It's at 20 cents.

I bought it at 20,000 pesos. You said it would go up.

I said it would fluctuate. It's fluctuating.

- That's the world of cryptocurrency. - What?

Calm down.

I swear that if you weren't the world's sexiest man...

Hey!

- Control yourself. - Thanks.

No, man. That's not cool.

Blas, what's going on?

Genetimex. With a sample, we'll tell you if you're a descendant of Moctezuma.

No way.

- That's not bad. - No.

Hold on, that's not bad.

Call Tony.

["Malportau" by Big Soto & Ecko continues]

[mid-tempo song playing]

Subtitle translation by: B.P.