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(screams)
(roaring)
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BOB ROSS:
You are the master.
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You have unlimited power
on this canvas.
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This is probably the only place
I do have any power.
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But on this canvas, why,
I can do anything.
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Anything. And you can, too.
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You can, too.
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And maybe there's something
back in here.
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I want to put leaves
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on this tree,
so we're gonna lose
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a great deal of detail.
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Ooh, see, that one there,
hehe had a rough life.
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Got bent and hurt.
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There we go.
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What? What is it? What's wrong?
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Nothing's wrong.
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Is it the painting guy?
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'Cause we don't have
to watch it anymore.
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Let's start here. Decide which
tree is farthest away.
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No, he's fine.
Okay.
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Well, why do you keep...
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like, you know?
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(exhales)
Your parents are downstairs.
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They're watching NCIS.
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They won't hear anything.
Come on.
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Okay. Chad.
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Jesus, Kelley, what the hell?
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I'm not comfortable.
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How many times
do I have to say that?
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It's just
that it's always something.
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You don't feel comfortable.
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My parents.
This isn't special enough.
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I mean, we've been together
for what, six months?
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All right, what's your point?
My point is
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is that it's not normal.
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Okay, wait, it's not a race.
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II don't see
why we have to rush it
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and we can't just, like,
let it happen.
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It was happening.
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It was so happening
it's not even funny.
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I mean, just talk to me.
Tell me, is it...
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is it me oror what?
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It's not you. I just...
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I like to take my time.
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Since when?
What does that mean?
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(exhales)
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Nothing. I didn't mean it.
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No, you can't
just throw that out there
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with that tone
and then say it's nothing.
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What did you mean?
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I mean,
you didn't wait six months
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when you were with Tom Jarecki.
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(chuckles)
And who told you that?
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Tom Jarecki?
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All right, look,
I shouldn't have
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said anything. I'm sorry.
I just... No, no, no. Yeah, no shit.
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Kelley, what are you doing?
Where are you going?
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You're being an asshole.
I'm going home.
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What about the history test?
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One of us is gonna fail it.
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I'll let you guess who.
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Kelley.
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Kelley!
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(tapping paintbrush rapidly)
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(chuckles)
Beat the devil out of it.
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Go back to...
(sighs)
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I'm gonna die a virgin.
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♪ ♪
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I still can't believe
you thought
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that Happy Painter shit
was gonna work.
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Four words:
auto sensory meridian response.
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What's that?
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It's this hyperrelaxed
mental state,
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and people who watch Bob Ross
are supposed to get it bigtime.
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Guy on reddit
said it's like a head orgasm.
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Female Viagra.
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How'd you even get her
to watch it?
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Told her it was a game.
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Every time he says
"happy trees," we kiss.
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And it was going amazing.
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Till it wasn't.
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Do you want to know what makes
girls get on the crazy train?
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It's not about relaxation.
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It's fear.
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Fear?
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Why do you think
horror films were invented?
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Back in the 1930s,
do you think guys were bringing
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their sweethearts
to watch Dracula
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because they liked
Tod Browning's miseenscène?
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No, dude. They wanted Lugosi
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to give them a chance
at some skirt.
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Fear is the ticket.
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You tickle
that fightorflight response,
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she's an oyster
ready for shucking.
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(pops cheek)
Or I could just stop trying to coerce her
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and let her do it
when she's ready.
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Bro, this is not
the time to bring
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a knife to a gunfight.
Your reputation's at stake.
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All right, unpopular opinion:
horror films suck now.
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They're either lowrent shit
to fill up a streaming menu
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or pretentious crap
that puts you to sleep.
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What's left?
Didn't you hear
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about how drivein
movie theaters are coming back?
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Well, those film nuts
who restored Starlite
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are having a screening.
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They got a print
of Rabbit Rabbit.
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Rabbit Rabbit? What is that?
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(chuckles): Just
the most infamous cursed film
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in cinema history.
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It was only ever shown once
back in '86.
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Maybe it's not cursed.
Maybe it just sucks.
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Or maybe
when the screening was over,
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six people were dead.
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Massacred.
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(woman screams)
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At first, they thought it was,
like, a shooting or a gang fight
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that got real.
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But survivors say
that the audience
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just started attacking
each other.
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(woman screaming)
They just went crazy.
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QUINN:
There were all these theories that someone spiked
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the soda machine with shrooms
or a gas leak
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or even hallucinogenic mold.
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But if you read
Bloody Disgusting
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or Dread Central,
you know the other story.
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That the film
made those people crazy.
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The film?
Yeah. The picture and the sound.
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Somehow,
they fuck with the brain.
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Okay.
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Tell me why they hauled the
director in front of Congress,
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why he ended up doing time,
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and why they destroyed
all of the prints.
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Or, at least, they thought.
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(scoffs)
QUINN: Word is
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the print came
from the director himself.
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Could be the only one
in existence.
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I got up at 3:00 a.m.
to snag the tickets.
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There's only room for 60 cars.
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I got one extra ticket
if you want it.
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Not cheap.
What's it even about?
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I don't know. I don't even know
what the title means.
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I guess we'll find out.
If we live through it.
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All right, hold on.
Tell me that you guys
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aren't actually believing
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that this film's
gonna turn people into killers.
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(chuckles):
Well, I mean, no.
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IIt's an urban legend,
but who cares?
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All that matters
is that it might be true.
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Fightorflight.
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(chuckles):
I mean, you and Kelley
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alone in your car
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watching the most dangerous film
ever made.
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Trust me. The Happy Painter?
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(chuckles): Think
about how happy you're gonna be
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when she's painting your dick
with her lips.
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Ooh!
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TIPPER GORE:
Six people are dead,
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killed watching your movie.
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This committee is absurd.
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We're Americans
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concerned about the effect
of violent content
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on our society.
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In an interview
with Fangoria magazine,
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you said that your film,
and I quote,
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"would break people's souls"
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and that anyone who saw it
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would be damaged forever.
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Well, I was, uh,
promoting my movie.
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Like you're helping me do
right now.
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GORE:
So, you think all of this attention
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will just increase
your audience?
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I think if you're not getting
a check from studio publicity,
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you're getting ripped off.
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(chuckles)
GORE: Funny you should say that,
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Mr. Bitterman.
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I did get something
from the studio,
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but it wasn't a check.
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It was a letter
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stating they've agreed
to pull your movie immediately.
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Not only that.
They're going to destroy
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every print in existence.
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What do you have to say
about that, Mr. Bitterman?
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Well? No pithy comment?
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BITTERMAN:
You bitch!
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(gallery gasping, screaming)
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(Bitterman grunting)
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(exhales)
I'm gonna kill you.
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I'm gonna kill you!
This guy is crazy.
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I won't stop until the whole
world sees my movie!
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(projector clicking)
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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-I honestly just think
he's scared, you know?
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It's a guy thing.
If you don't score
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by a certain time,
you're, like, a loser.
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You know what I think?
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What?
I think you're scared.
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Of what?
The dick.
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(scoffs)
Look, you tell yourself
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that you want to take it slow
'cause he's sweet
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and you don't want
to scare him off,
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but really,
you're just scared of the dick.
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That's stupid.
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Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Look, as an owner
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and a proud connoisseur
of the dick,
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there is no reason
to fear the dick.
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No, I mean that that is stupid
like I'm not scared of the dick.
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You wouldn't even go there
with Tom Jarecki.
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Jesus Christ. Did Tom Jarecki
open a website? Because
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half the school thinks that
I screwed him, and I didn't.
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And why? Because he was a jerk.
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And his pits smell weird.
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Thank God
there's always an excuse.
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"He's a jerk. He's smelly." Mm.
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Ew. Why?
That right there.
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Your reaction. It says a lot.
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Yeah, it says I don't like
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people sticking their fingers
in my ear.
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Girl, it's just another orifice.
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If you can't handle
a finger in your ear,
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how are you gonna handle
a dick in your...
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There he is.
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My fanboy.
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He's obsessed with me.
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Me. As I am.
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It's everything.
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As he should be. You're lucky.
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Not as lucky
as he's gonna be tomorrow night.
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Oh, and you need to go
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talk to your mans
while he's still your mans.
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Uh...
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Prohibition wasn't
about the women's vote, was it?
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(clicks tongue) No.
No.
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That was suffrage.
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Yeah, I don't think the rest
of that test went any better.
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Don't.
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Don't what?
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You're about to say
you're sorry.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and that I shouldn't
have pressured you
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and that I should
probably be canceled
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for life.
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I hate apologies.
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Making them. Getting them.
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Just...
Just a thing with me, so...
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Let's just pretend
last night didn't happen.
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Wish I could do that
with the history test,
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but...
(clicks tongue)
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(school bell rings)
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Well, since we're
still going out
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at least, I think
we're still going out, right?
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Right.
and you won't let me say I'm sorry,
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I got these tickets for this
really cool event tomorrow night
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if you wanted to come.
256
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It's onceinalifetime.
257
00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:38,687
Oh, well, I never say no
to onceinalifetime.
258
00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,162
RUTH:
Listen to me!
259
00:10:43,196 --> 00:10:45,366
This movie is cursed!
260
00:10:47,170 --> 00:10:49,141
It's real!
261
00:10:49,174 --> 00:10:52,080
It's not an urban legend.
262
00:10:52,113 --> 00:10:53,951
I was there.
263
00:10:53,984 --> 00:10:56,756
I was there in '86!
264
00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:59,061
Don't you see
what happened to me?
265
00:10:59,094 --> 00:11:01,365
It's real!
266
00:11:01,398 --> 00:11:04,037
I'm telling you! Listen to me!
267
00:11:04,071 --> 00:11:05,674
This movie is cursed!
268
00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,210
Want me to run her off?
269
00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,348
I was there!
TILLIS: Technically, she's on our property.
270
00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:10,751
RUTH: I saw the blood.
(scoffs)
271
00:11:10,784 --> 00:11:12,187
Leave her where she is.
272
00:11:12,220 --> 00:11:13,857
She adds mystique.
273
00:11:13,891 --> 00:11:17,197
I am worried
about this asshat delivery guy.
274
00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:20,704
He was supposed to be here
with the print a half hour ago.
275
00:11:20,738 --> 00:11:22,274
Shit, Verna,
we don't have the movie?
276
00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:24,278
"Shit" is right.
277
00:11:24,311 --> 00:11:27,785
This one screening is supposed
to put us in the black.
278
00:11:27,818 --> 00:11:30,089
If we have
to hand out refunds...
279
00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:32,227
RUTH: You're going to die!
There'll be people dying, all right.
280
00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:35,233
Us.
RUTH: I saw people tear each other apart!
281
00:11:35,266 --> 00:11:37,872
♪ While my naked fool ♪
282
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,076
This movie is cursed!
283
00:11:40,109 --> 00:11:41,780
♪ Fresh out of... ♪
284
00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:44,284
Nice touch. The protester.
It's very...
285
00:11:44,318 --> 00:11:47,959
Who's that one movie guy
who puts,
286
00:11:47,992 --> 00:11:50,731
like, the electric shocks
on the theater seats? Oh, uh...
287
00:11:50,764 --> 00:11:52,768
The Tingler. William Castle.
Yeah.
288
00:11:52,802 --> 00:11:54,839
Yeah.
Very much that guy.
289
00:11:54,872 --> 00:11:56,141
This movie's cursed!
290
00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,281
It's not an urban legend.
It's real!
291
00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:02,320
If you don't listen,
you're going to die!
292
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:04,324
(crying):
You have one life to live.
293
00:12:04,358 --> 00:12:07,063
It's not worth it!
Ticket?
294
00:12:08,299 --> 00:12:11,907
Yeah.
This movie's cursed!
295
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,276
(beeps)
It's not an urban legend.
296
00:12:13,309 --> 00:12:15,113
It's real!
Aisle three, number six. Enjoy the show.
297
00:12:15,146 --> 00:12:19,454
Thanks.
RUTH: If you don't listen, you're going to die!
298
00:12:19,488 --> 00:12:22,027
♪ I'll say I told you so ♪
299
00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:25,166
♪ But you just gonna cry ♪
300
00:12:25,199 --> 00:12:29,776
♪ You just wanna know
those peanut butter vi... ♪
301
00:12:29,809 --> 00:12:32,047
(music stops)
302
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,482
(indistinct chatter)
303
00:12:35,353 --> 00:12:37,457
It's bigger than I thought.
304
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,461
Looks fun.
305
00:12:43,202 --> 00:12:45,206
♪ ♪
306
00:12:58,032 --> 00:13:00,103
♪ ♪
307
00:13:01,873 --> 00:13:03,577
What's up, boys?
What's happening? Hi.
308
00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:06,348
That's not a restrike.
That's an original one sheet.
309
00:13:06,382 --> 00:13:08,486
What does the title even mean?
I googled it.
310
00:13:08,520 --> 00:13:10,223
It's, uh,
an old British superstition.
311
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,462
On the first day of the month,
you say "rabbit, rabbit."
312
00:13:13,497 --> 00:13:14,999
It's supposed to buy you
30 days of good luck.
313
00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,905
Weird title
for a movie that's cursed.
314
00:13:17,938 --> 00:13:19,241
How bummed are you guys gonna be
when the movie ends
315
00:13:19,274 --> 00:13:20,376
and everyone's still alive?
316
00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,047
There's always tomorrow.
317
00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:23,550
Tomorrow?
318
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:26,322
4chan says there's an encore
screening happening somewhere,
319
00:13:26,355 --> 00:13:28,225
but I can't find where.
320
00:13:28,259 --> 00:13:29,495
KELLEY:
Oh, there's Dee.
321
00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:32,200
And I don't want to die
on an empty stomach, so...
322
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,235
You want anything?
323
00:13:33,269 --> 00:13:36,408
I'll have popcorn
and a Mountain Dew, please.
324
00:13:36,442 --> 00:13:37,611
As you wish.
Thank you.
325
00:13:37,645 --> 00:13:40,918
Hey, I'm sensing a vibe.
326
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:43,623
You a happy little tree?
You gonna get your brush clean?
327
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:47,197
Uh... Think I'm just gonna have
a good time tonight, you know?
328
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,967
It'll happen when it happens.
329
00:13:49,001 --> 00:13:51,238
Your boy's looking tasty.
330
00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:53,275
Huh?
Don't start on me.
331
00:13:53,309 --> 00:13:55,981
Girl, I'm trying to get you
to start on him.
332
00:13:56,015 --> 00:13:58,887
Don't fear the dick. Right.
333
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:00,423
All I can say is
334
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:03,295
I don't need this movie
to turn me into a killer,
335
00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:04,565
'cause I'm eating that boy alive
336
00:14:04,599 --> 00:14:06,569
the second
the credits start rolling.
337
00:14:06,603 --> 00:14:09,107
As long as I don't
scare him off.
338
00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,410
Or chicken out.
339
00:14:10,443 --> 00:14:13,215
You won't.
You got this. You got this.
340
00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:18,894
(car door closes)
341
00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,599
(keys jingle)
342
00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:23,837
Oh, shit, that's the print.
343
00:14:25,273 --> 00:14:26,475
CHAD:
Holy shit.
344
00:14:28,179 --> 00:14:29,549
(metal clangs)
RUTH: Hey!
345
00:14:29,582 --> 00:14:30,984
QUINN:
Crazy bitch.
346
00:14:31,018 --> 00:14:32,187
RUTH:
Hey!
347
00:14:32,220 --> 00:14:35,293
What's your name?
Uh, my name's Chad.
348
00:14:35,326 --> 00:14:36,563
RUTH:
Chad, find the fuse box
349
00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:38,032
and kill the power.
350
00:14:38,065 --> 00:14:39,936
Anything.
351
00:14:39,969 --> 00:14:41,673
Don't let this happen!
352
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,444
Don't let what happen?
It's just a movie.
353
00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:46,381
RUTH:
I was there in '86.
354
00:14:46,415 --> 00:14:49,054
Me and my boyfriend,
we were Chain Saw fans,
355
00:14:49,087 --> 00:14:51,325
and this
was supposed to be scarier.
356
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,628
It wasn't even halfway over
357
00:14:52,661 --> 00:14:55,366
before he was dead
and I'd lost this.
358
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,470
My boyfriend ripped it out
with his teeth
359
00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,107
and swallowed it.
360
00:14:59,141 --> 00:15:01,980
Hey! Little help?
361
00:15:02,013 --> 00:15:04,484
RUTH:
If you care about her, you'll do something.
362
00:15:04,519 --> 00:15:06,321
At least get out of here!
363
00:15:06,355 --> 00:15:08,325
Yeah, I'm sorry, I got to go.
364
00:15:08,359 --> 00:15:10,296
RUTH:
Listen to me!
365
00:15:10,329 --> 00:15:12,300
It starts right away!
366
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,404
Don't look!
367
00:15:14,438 --> 00:15:16,543
Don't let her look!
Thanks.
368
00:15:16,576 --> 00:15:18,914
Let's go. Come on.
369
00:15:27,531 --> 00:15:28,466
(loud click echoes)
370
00:15:29,502 --> 00:15:32,340
You want to give me
some space, buddy?
371
00:15:32,373 --> 00:15:34,512
DRIVER:
You run these at full juice, right?
372
00:15:34,545 --> 00:15:36,516
The sender wants to know.
373
00:15:36,549 --> 00:15:39,354
He says the movie
requires 16 footlamberts
374
00:15:39,387 --> 00:15:41,091
for the proper experience.
375
00:15:42,127 --> 00:15:44,632
You tell your sender
I ran the Kinotons
376
00:15:44,665 --> 00:15:48,339
at the Osiris on Broadway
for 40 years.
377
00:15:48,372 --> 00:15:50,176
I threaded Tatum O'Neal's first
378
00:15:50,209 --> 00:15:52,681
and Joan Crawford's last.
379
00:15:52,715 --> 00:15:57,056
When Kubrick tried to lecture me
on aspect ratios for Clockwork,
380
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,994
I told him to go fuck himself.
381
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:01,633
You know why you raise
the volume in a New York theater
382
00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:03,102
during the winter?
383
00:16:03,135 --> 00:16:05,406
Because all the winter coats
suck up the sound
384
00:16:05,439 --> 00:16:09,247
and everything goes dead.
I know what I'm doing.
385
00:16:11,686 --> 00:16:14,224
"Proper experience."
386
00:16:14,257 --> 00:16:15,393
(projector whirring)
387
00:16:15,426 --> 00:16:18,065
♪ Let's all go to the lobby ♪
388
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:20,571
♪ Let's all go
to the lobby ♪
389
00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:23,475
♪ Let's all go to the lobby... ♪
390
00:16:23,510 --> 00:16:26,716
KELLEY:
What was that protester woman saying to you?
391
00:16:26,749 --> 00:16:28,787
She said that she was
at the screening in '86.
392
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,423
♪ The popcorn can't be beat... ♪
393
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,093
That's how she lost her eye.
394
00:16:33,128 --> 00:16:35,466
You sound like you believe her.
395
00:16:36,503 --> 00:16:39,274
Just, I'm not sure
she's a plant.
396
00:16:39,307 --> 00:16:41,445
You know, she was really upset.
397
00:16:41,478 --> 00:16:42,615
(chuckles): Okay, well,
if you're trying to scare me,
398
00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:43,950
it's not gonna work.
399
00:16:46,823 --> 00:16:50,029
Okay, maybe a little.
(chuckles softly)
400
00:16:53,603 --> 00:16:58,212
You know the other night
when we had that fight?
401
00:16:59,682 --> 00:17:01,418
Yeah.
402
00:17:01,451 --> 00:17:04,424
You were wrong.
403
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:07,430
It wasn't six months.
404
00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:11,405
Tonight is six months.
405
00:17:11,438 --> 00:17:13,810
Exactly.
406
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:15,647
CHAD:
Hmm.
407
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,389
And I want to make it special.
408
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:30,142
MAN: Sparkling icecold...
I can't believe it.
409
00:17:30,176 --> 00:17:32,180
These are restored CBX Mark IIs.
410
00:17:32,213 --> 00:17:34,619
I so love drivein speaker porn,
411
00:17:34,652 --> 00:17:36,789
but you better look at me
right now.
412
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:39,528
This is a big deal.
413
00:17:39,562 --> 00:17:42,501
I never thought
I'd be doing this with a guy.
414
00:17:42,534 --> 00:17:44,104
Doing what?
415
00:17:44,137 --> 00:17:46,609
You know how some people
need a lot of dates
416
00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:49,649
before they put out?
Yeah.
417
00:17:49,682 --> 00:17:51,819
I'm not one of those people.
418
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,623
MAN:
...fresh, tasty popcorn
419
00:17:53,657 --> 00:17:56,529
where that came from.
Try some. You'll enjoy it.
420
00:17:56,562 --> 00:17:58,566
(zipper opens)
421
00:17:59,669 --> 00:18:01,639
ANNOUNCER:
And now,
422
00:18:01,673 --> 00:18:03,710
our feature presentation.
(horns honking)
423
00:18:03,743 --> 00:18:05,547
(cheering)
424
00:18:17,538 --> 00:18:19,775
Story of my life.
425
00:18:19,809 --> 00:18:22,581
(crashing over speaker)
426
00:18:23,683 --> 00:18:26,723
(thunder rumbles)
427
00:18:28,526 --> 00:18:30,497
(woman screaming)
428
00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,534
(highpitched ringing)
429
00:18:36,676 --> 00:18:39,280
(screaming continues)
430
00:18:57,618 --> 00:18:59,722
Forget the movie.
Mm.
431
00:18:59,755 --> 00:19:00,691
(lighter flicks)
432
00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:10,409
♪ ♪
433
00:19:20,396 --> 00:19:22,868
(man screaming)
434
00:19:46,816 --> 00:19:49,354
(projector clicking)
(woman screaming)
435
00:20:02,313 --> 00:20:04,317
(projector clicking)
436
00:20:07,490 --> 00:20:08,860
(screaming continues)
437
00:20:11,933 --> 00:20:13,970
(panting)
438
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,627
(woman screams)
(glass breaks)
439
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,698
CHAD:
What was that?
440
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:29,702
Did you hear that?
441
00:20:34,010 --> 00:20:35,479
(woman screaming)
442
00:20:43,596 --> 00:20:44,999
TILLIS:
Hey!
443
00:20:45,032 --> 00:20:47,036
What are you doing in here?
444
00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:50,276
(clacking)
(Ruth screaming)
445
00:20:53,449 --> 00:20:54,752
(Verna hissing)
446
00:20:58,325 --> 00:20:59,528
Holy shit!
447
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,730
(screaming)
448
00:21:04,905 --> 00:21:06,909
(growls)
(Tillis screams)
449
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:11,719
(Dee growling softly)
450
00:21:11,752 --> 00:21:13,690
(crunching)
(Milo screams)
451
00:21:14,859 --> 00:21:16,294
(screams)
452
00:21:17,631 --> 00:21:19,367
(screams)
(growls)
453
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:21,973
I can't see anything.
454
00:21:22,006 --> 00:21:23,643
(audience screaming)
455
00:21:25,780 --> 00:21:26,849
No, no. Wait, wait, hold on.
456
00:21:26,883 --> 00:21:27,718
We don't
know what's happening out there.
457
00:21:27,751 --> 00:21:29,354
It's got to be a joke.
458
00:21:29,387 --> 00:21:32,026
Like the protester,
part of the show.
459
00:21:32,059 --> 00:21:33,530
(Kelley and Chad gasping)
460
00:21:33,563 --> 00:21:34,899
CHAD:
Go!
461
00:21:34,932 --> 00:21:37,771
Go! Go! Get us out of here!
462
00:21:40,610 --> 00:21:42,079
Go! Go! Start the car!
I'm going!
463
00:21:42,113 --> 00:21:44,685
(tires squeal)
464
00:21:44,718 --> 00:21:45,954
(Chad grunting)
(growling)
465
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:49,762
(Chad grunting)
466
00:21:54,839 --> 00:21:55,941
(Chad screams)
467
00:21:58,580 --> 00:22:00,650
(Kelley whimpers)
What the fuck?!
468
00:22:00,684 --> 00:22:02,521
(Kelley screams, whimpers)
469
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,861
Go! Watch out!
Okay, I don't know where I'm going.
470
00:22:07,564 --> 00:22:08,633
(Dee growls)
471
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:10,369
Dee?
472
00:22:10,402 --> 00:22:11,739
CHAD:
Keep driving.
473
00:22:11,772 --> 00:22:13,810
Dee?
Don't stop! Drive the car!
474
00:22:13,843 --> 00:22:15,847
(Dee shrieking)
475
00:22:15,881 --> 00:22:17,416
I can see the entrance.
There it is!
476
00:22:17,450 --> 00:22:19,555
Go! Fast!
477
00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:20,790
I can't see.
478
00:22:22,528 --> 00:22:23,897
(highpitched ringing)
479
00:22:26,869 --> 00:22:28,706
(echoes):
You okay?
480
00:22:30,109 --> 00:22:32,079
Oh, shit.
481
00:22:32,113 --> 00:22:33,983
We got to go.
482
00:22:35,019 --> 00:22:36,421
Come on.
483
00:22:36,454 --> 00:22:37,925
Come on, we got to go.
484
00:22:37,958 --> 00:22:40,497
Come on.
485
00:22:40,530 --> 00:22:42,033
(screaming, grunting)
486
00:22:42,066 --> 00:22:44,838
(shrieking)
Go. Go.
487
00:22:46,876 --> 00:22:48,880
(shrieking, growling)
488
00:22:53,823 --> 00:22:55,459
(shrieking)
489
00:22:55,493 --> 00:22:57,798
Chad!
Go!
490
00:22:57,831 --> 00:22:58,800
Go! Go!
491
00:23:04,979 --> 00:23:06,716
(shrieking)
492
00:23:06,749 --> 00:23:09,755
(pounding on door)
493
00:23:10,757 --> 00:23:14,130
(gags, breathes heavily)
494
00:23:14,163 --> 00:23:15,867
KELLEY:
Oh, my God.
495
00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:24,618
Their faces are chewed off.
496
00:23:24,652 --> 00:23:26,656
(Kelley panting)
497
00:23:28,860 --> 00:23:30,830
This can't be happening.
498
00:23:30,864 --> 00:23:33,670
This can't be happening.
Shit. Kelley.
499
00:23:33,703 --> 00:23:35,874
What?
I don't have my phone.
500
00:23:38,178 --> 00:23:39,848
I don't have mine, either.
501
00:23:39,882 --> 00:23:42,186
Hold on, maybe
there's a landline in here.
502
00:23:42,219 --> 00:23:44,023
KELLEY:
Um...
503
00:23:44,057 --> 00:23:45,894
Uh...
504
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:49,167
Fuck! It's fucking dead.
505
00:23:50,169 --> 00:23:53,141
(screaming)
(shrieking, growling)
506
00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,886
(screaming)
507
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:00,890
(woman screaming)
508
00:24:03,863 --> 00:24:05,232
(shrieking, growling)
509
00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:07,103
(car alarm blaring)
510
00:24:14,183 --> 00:24:16,187
♪ ♪
511
00:24:23,235 --> 00:24:24,170
Chad
512
00:24:27,176 --> 00:24:28,813
Chad!
513
00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:33,121
(growling)
(gasps, screaming)
514
00:24:37,029 --> 00:24:39,067
(shrieking)
(Chad grunting)
515
00:24:39,100 --> 00:24:40,970
(Kelley coughing)
516
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,924
Die! Die!
517
00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:54,163
Fucking die! Die! Die!
518
00:24:54,197 --> 00:24:55,934
Bitch, die!
KELLEY: Chad!
519
00:24:55,967 --> 00:24:57,236
Chad, stop! Chad!
(Chad shouting)
520
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:59,641
Chad, she's dead!
SheShe's dead!
521
00:24:59,675 --> 00:25:02,046
(panting)
522
00:25:07,223 --> 00:25:09,027
(whirring stops)
523
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:10,930
(reel clatters)
524
00:25:10,964 --> 00:25:13,068
(whispers):
Fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
525
00:25:20,784 --> 00:25:22,821
(growls)
(projector whirring)
526
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:25,493
(shrieking)
527
00:25:33,776 --> 00:25:35,112
How long?
528
00:25:37,149 --> 00:25:39,755
A few hours.
529
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,992
I let you sleep.
530
00:25:57,657 --> 00:26:00,597
A lot of them ran off.
531
00:26:00,630 --> 00:26:02,968
God knows what they're doing.
532
00:26:03,001 --> 00:26:05,305
There's got to be a phone
out there we can use.
533
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:08,145
We got to call the police.
534
00:26:08,178 --> 00:26:09,848
And tell them what?
535
00:26:09,882 --> 00:26:13,255
That a movie
turned everyone into killers?
536
00:26:13,288 --> 00:26:15,058
It's what happened.
The cops are gonna
537
00:26:15,092 --> 00:26:17,296
lock us in a room
and ask us questions all day,
538
00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:19,635
and more people
are gonna get ripped apart.
539
00:26:19,668 --> 00:26:21,639
More people?
Milo said
540
00:26:21,672 --> 00:26:23,041
there's another screening
tonight, remember?
541
00:26:23,074 --> 00:26:24,945
Holy shit.
542
00:26:24,978 --> 00:26:27,818
Which means
there's another print.
543
00:26:27,851 --> 00:26:30,022
Well, this one came
from the director.
544
00:26:32,059 --> 00:26:33,830
So then we find him...
545
00:26:34,898 --> 00:26:36,869
...and we cancel night two.
546
00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:41,010
It was behind the desk.
547
00:26:44,685 --> 00:26:48,325
The delivery service
that dropped off the print.
548
00:26:48,358 --> 00:26:49,895
They can tell us
where they picked it up from.
549
00:26:50,930 --> 00:26:52,166
Let's go.
550
00:26:54,705 --> 00:26:57,109
Hold on, wait.
551
00:26:57,143 --> 00:26:58,946
Look, I know what you said
about the police,
552
00:26:58,980 --> 00:27:00,950
but we can't do this
by ourselves.
553
00:27:00,984 --> 00:27:03,355
They stand a much better chance
of finding this guy than we do.
554
00:27:03,388 --> 00:27:05,092
We just got to convince them...
No, Chad.
555
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,062
Wait, Kelley.
556
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:11,906
Are you good with that?
557
00:27:13,375 --> 00:27:15,780
My dad's a Marine.
558
00:27:15,814 --> 00:27:17,751
Point, pump and pull.
559
00:27:24,898 --> 00:27:26,702
♪ ♪
560
00:27:39,260 --> 00:27:41,231
♪ ♪
561
00:28:00,002 --> 00:28:01,972
♪ ♪
562
00:28:16,769 --> 00:28:17,804
Come on.
563
00:28:23,883 --> 00:28:25,085
(growls)
564
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,826
Quinn?
565
00:28:31,932 --> 00:28:33,134
Quinn.
566
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:36,140
Hey, man, it's me.
567
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,713
It's Chad.
568
00:28:40,482 --> 00:28:42,286
Your friend.
569
00:28:42,319 --> 00:28:44,925
We've been friends
since the eighth grade, man.
570
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:45,894
Just think.
571
00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:48,064
Remember.
572
00:28:48,098 --> 00:28:50,937
Remember when we made hash in
Mr. Thanski's chemistry class
573
00:28:50,970 --> 00:28:53,308
and the school
almost called the DEA on us?
574
00:28:53,341 --> 00:28:55,479
Chad.
Hold on.
575
00:28:55,513 --> 00:28:56,815
Quinn.
576
00:28:56,849 --> 00:28:58,819
Okay? Think.
577
00:28:58,853 --> 00:29:02,026
Or when, uh,
when Milo was watching porn
578
00:29:02,059 --> 00:29:03,328
and he
accidentally Bluetoothed it
579
00:29:03,361 --> 00:29:04,865
to the school intercom.
Do you remember that?
580
00:29:05,867 --> 00:29:06,936
Quinn.
581
00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:08,238
Look at me, man.
582
00:29:08,271 --> 00:29:09,473
(growls)
583
00:29:09,508 --> 00:29:11,444
Just think.
584
00:29:12,881 --> 00:29:14,317
It's me.
585
00:29:19,126 --> 00:29:21,297
(Quinn shrieks)
(Chad grunts)
586
00:29:21,331 --> 00:29:23,034
(panting)
587
00:29:36,996 --> 00:29:39,233
You're right.
588
00:29:39,266 --> 00:29:41,972
Let's find a car,
589
00:29:42,006 --> 00:29:43,809
and let's hunt
this fucking director down.
590
00:29:55,265 --> 00:29:57,937
Yeah, that's the van.
591
00:29:57,971 --> 00:30:02,279
Who lives in a trailer
and drives a RollsRoyce?
592
00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:05,218
(bird cawing)
Let's find out.
593
00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:20,983
One officer was quoted as saying
594
00:30:21,017 --> 00:30:23,923
the carnage is unlike anything
he's ever seen.
595
00:30:23,956 --> 00:30:25,860
Now, there are
unconfirmed reports
596
00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:28,866
of attacks spreading into
the surrounding neighborhoods,
597
00:30:28,899 --> 00:30:31,404
but so far,
no one will go on record
598
00:30:31,437 --> 00:30:33,909
as to exactly what
has happened here.
599
00:30:33,943 --> 00:30:36,014
I kicked ass is what happened.
600
00:30:36,047 --> 00:30:38,919
Cinema fucking history
is what happened!
601
00:30:38,953 --> 00:30:40,890
...at least 100 people...
602
00:30:40,923 --> 00:30:42,393
The chickens didn't
just come home to roost...
603
00:30:45,967 --> 00:30:47,136
Who the hell are you?
604
00:30:47,169 --> 00:30:49,140
The chickens, I guess.
605
00:30:49,173 --> 00:30:51,044
You must be Larry Bitterman.
606
00:30:51,077 --> 00:30:54,050
What is this?
We were there last night.
607
00:30:54,083 --> 00:30:56,220
At the Starlite DriveIn.
608
00:30:56,254 --> 00:30:58,358
To see your movie.
609
00:30:58,391 --> 00:31:01,030
I don't... I don't know
what you're talking about.
610
00:31:01,064 --> 00:31:04,070
Trust us, that is not the road
that you want to take.
611
00:31:04,103 --> 00:31:05,907
We've had a long night.
(racks shotgun)
612
00:31:05,940 --> 00:31:08,044
Okay, take it easy.
613
00:31:08,078 --> 00:31:10,282
What is it?
Just tell me what you want.
614
00:31:10,315 --> 00:31:11,919
We want the other print.
615
00:31:11,952 --> 00:31:13,288
The other print?
616
00:31:13,321 --> 00:31:15,025
For the screening tonight.
617
00:31:15,058 --> 00:31:16,929
Oh, I'm sorry to say
you've been misinformed.
618
00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:18,098
That...
(chuckles)
619
00:31:18,131 --> 00:31:20,937
That was a onetimeonly event.
620
00:31:20,970 --> 00:31:22,439
That was
the last and final print.
621
00:31:22,473 --> 00:31:23,976
I promise.
622
00:31:24,009 --> 00:31:25,613
It was on 4chan.
(Bitterman laughs)
623
00:31:25,646 --> 00:31:28,619
Which means that you're
the last people on earth
624
00:31:28,652 --> 00:31:29,955
who believe
what's on the Internet.
625
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:31,357
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
626
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,061
If you were at the drivein
watching the movie,
627
00:31:33,094 --> 00:31:35,132
why weren't...
I mean, why aren't you...?
628
00:31:37,136 --> 00:31:39,106
(sighs)
You weren't even
629
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,077
paying attention, were you?
You were too busy
630
00:31:41,110 --> 00:31:42,580
laying pipe.
631
00:31:42,614 --> 00:31:44,116
See, this is why
I hated the idea
632
00:31:44,150 --> 00:31:46,087
of premiering at a drivein.
633
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:48,358
Half the people are raw dogging
it at any given time.
634
00:31:50,095 --> 00:31:52,232
But you must've seen
what happened, right?
635
00:31:52,266 --> 00:31:54,236
Please...
636
00:31:54,270 --> 00:31:56,975
Paint me a word picture.
637
00:31:57,009 --> 00:32:00,616
It was my finest hour,
and I couldn't be there.
638
00:32:00,650 --> 00:32:02,520
Your finest hour?
639
00:32:02,554 --> 00:32:05,125
Everyone went crazy.
640
00:32:05,158 --> 00:32:06,227
They were
tearing each other apart.
641
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:08,098
"Everyone"?
642
00:32:08,131 --> 00:32:10,469
Every person who watched
was affected?
643
00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:12,473
The response was 100%?
644
00:32:15,145 --> 00:32:18,151
Unbelievable.
Our friends are dead, and you're talking
645
00:32:18,184 --> 00:32:20,155
like it's an experiment
or a game score.
646
00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,992
It's neither. It's a...
647
00:32:22,025 --> 00:32:24,631
It's an experience.
It's a cinematic happening.
648
00:32:24,664 --> 00:32:26,535
A horror movie
649
00:32:26,568 --> 00:32:29,006
where the horror
isn't onscreen.
650
00:32:29,039 --> 00:32:30,142
It's in the audience.
651
00:32:31,477 --> 00:32:33,549
Try to appreciate
what I'm talking about. Come on!
652
00:32:33,582 --> 00:32:35,252
I mean, you two must be
653
00:32:35,285 --> 00:32:37,156
film buffs or you wouldn't
have been there last night,
654
00:32:37,189 --> 00:32:40,295
so you must know about the, uh,
subliminals in The Exorcist?
655
00:32:43,168 --> 00:32:44,638
(sighs)
656
00:32:46,708 --> 00:32:48,712
William Friedkin
657
00:32:48,746 --> 00:32:52,119
cut two frames of a demon's face
into reel six.
658
00:32:53,421 --> 00:32:55,560
People were throwing up
in the aisles.
659
00:32:55,593 --> 00:32:58,031
There were cases
of women going into labor.
660
00:32:58,064 --> 00:33:00,202
One gave birth
right in the theater.
661
00:33:00,235 --> 00:33:02,072
People thought
they were possessed,
662
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,576
and all because of two frames,
663
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:05,078
two little frames,
664
00:33:05,111 --> 00:33:07,149
and some creative sound.
665
00:33:07,182 --> 00:33:09,086
In certain spots,
666
00:33:09,119 --> 00:33:11,090
we mixed in the sound
of an angry beehive.
667
00:33:11,123 --> 00:33:13,061
Oh, really got
on people's nerves.
668
00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:16,200
Guess whose idea it was,
the subliminals.
669
00:33:16,234 --> 00:33:17,537
Yours?
670
00:33:18,572 --> 00:33:20,408
Second assistant cutter.
671
00:33:20,442 --> 00:33:22,312
We changed film forever.
672
00:33:22,346 --> 00:33:24,316
We should've won Best Picture
that year.
673
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:26,688
You know what did? The Sting.
674
00:33:26,722 --> 00:33:28,191
It was a travesty!
675
00:33:28,224 --> 00:33:29,728
I couldn't let that stand.
676
00:33:29,761 --> 00:33:31,598
I had to take it
to the next level.
677
00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:35,205
So I raised money
for my own movie.
678
00:33:35,238 --> 00:33:37,610
I was after the recipe, you see.
679
00:33:37,644 --> 00:33:41,484
Thethe universal combination
of image and sound
680
00:33:41,518 --> 00:33:43,087
that would trigger
681
00:33:43,121 --> 00:33:44,791
the fear center
of every human brain.
682
00:33:44,824 --> 00:33:47,229
I studied
intrusive memory formation,
683
00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,568
the CIA hijinks with MKUltra.
684
00:33:49,601 --> 00:33:51,738
Did you know flashes
of 330 hertz
685
00:33:51,772 --> 00:33:56,615
can trigger seizures
even in people without epilepsy?
686
00:33:56,648 --> 00:33:58,586
I applied everything I learned
687
00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:02,226
like Edison
creating the light bulb.
688
00:34:02,259 --> 00:34:04,531
I used thousands of combinations
689
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:07,202
until one day, it happened.
690
00:34:15,686 --> 00:34:17,790
I gave my editor some notes,
691
00:34:17,824 --> 00:34:20,262
and I came by
to see what she'd done.
692
00:34:20,295 --> 00:34:22,065
(film rattling)
Lanie?
693
00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,091
Lanie, what are you...
694
00:34:38,532 --> 00:34:41,270
They put her away.
Combination of overwork
695
00:34:41,304 --> 00:34:43,241
and drugs.
(laughs)
696
00:34:43,274 --> 00:34:45,646
I knew the real score.
697
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:49,320
I knew the film was ready.
698
00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:50,288
(siren wailing)
699
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:51,825
I found a distributor.
700
00:34:51,858 --> 00:34:54,129
Opened in one regional venue.
701
00:34:54,163 --> 00:34:56,635
Just a special engagement
to build word of mouth.
702
00:34:56,668 --> 00:34:58,438
And the response
703
00:34:58,471 --> 00:35:00,509
was beyond my expectations.
704
00:35:00,543 --> 00:35:02,446
Even after what happened,
705
00:35:02,479 --> 00:35:04,517
people wanted to see it.
706
00:35:04,551 --> 00:35:06,320
Until...
707
00:35:06,354 --> 00:35:09,661
a certain senator's spouse
turned her attention to me.
708
00:35:09,694 --> 00:35:11,531
It's a letter
709
00:35:11,565 --> 00:35:16,140
stating they've agreed
to pull your movie immediately.
710
00:35:18,378 --> 00:35:20,348
Not only that.
711
00:35:20,382 --> 00:35:23,622
They're going to destroy
every print in existence.
712
00:35:23,656 --> 00:35:25,425
You bitch!
713
00:35:25,458 --> 00:35:27,162
(gallery gasping, screaming)
714
00:35:27,195 --> 00:35:28,799
(grunting)
WOMAN: Somebody stop him!
715
00:35:29,868 --> 00:35:31,470
(screams, choking)
I'm gonna kill you.
716
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,174
I'm gonna kill you!
717
00:35:33,207 --> 00:35:37,182
I won't stop until the whole
world sees my movie!
718
00:35:37,215 --> 00:35:38,852
(heavy door slams)
719
00:35:38,886 --> 00:35:41,324
They charged me with assault.
(chuckles)
720
00:35:41,357 --> 00:35:43,227
They put me away for 15 years.
721
00:35:43,261 --> 00:35:45,432
A society
that locks up its artists
722
00:35:45,465 --> 00:35:47,503
doesn't deserve to survive.
723
00:35:47,537 --> 00:35:49,908
It deserves to burn. So,
724
00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:52,914
like a monk,
I spent every minute of my time
725
00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:55,352
gathering every piece
of information I could
726
00:35:55,385 --> 00:35:58,324
to fix and to refine the recipe.
727
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,898
And when I got out, I applied it
728
00:36:01,932 --> 00:36:03,902
to a workprint
that I'd squirreled away.
729
00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,740
And the rest...
730
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:07,342
is history.
(chuckles)
731
00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:12,386
Okay. I know
you're angry right now,
732
00:36:12,419 --> 00:36:14,223
but try to appreciate
the big picture.
733
00:36:14,256 --> 00:36:16,260
You were a witness to history.
734
00:36:16,293 --> 00:36:19,366
You can retire
to the lecture circuit.
735
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,903
You'll never have to work
another day.
736
00:36:20,936 --> 00:36:24,511
Take the win
and get on with your lives.
737
00:36:24,544 --> 00:36:27,349
You two look like nice kids.
738
00:36:27,382 --> 00:36:29,253
We saw some of your movie.
739
00:36:29,286 --> 00:36:31,525
The both of us.
740
00:36:31,558 --> 00:36:34,497
Wasn't enough to make us crazy.
741
00:36:34,531 --> 00:36:36,768
But enough to make us do this.
742
00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:39,273
(screams, grunts)
743
00:36:39,306 --> 00:36:40,375
(groans)
744
00:36:40,408 --> 00:36:41,912
How's that fear center doing?
745
00:36:41,945 --> 00:36:44,349
You bitch.
Where's the print?
746
00:36:44,383 --> 00:36:46,287
There is no other print,
I told you!
747
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:48,559
Bullshit!
We were in the projection booth.
748
00:36:48,592 --> 00:36:51,430
I got a look at the print,
and you know what I didn't see?
749
00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:54,269
Splices. Tape splices.
750
00:36:54,303 --> 00:36:57,643
Unless what I had was a copy
and the original
751
00:36:57,677 --> 00:37:00,348
is still here, so fucking talk.
752
00:37:01,585 --> 00:37:02,687
(whispers):
Where is it?
753
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,425
Fuck you.
754
00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:06,928
All right, all right, all right.
755
00:37:06,962 --> 00:37:09,333
It's in the box.
That box there.
756
00:37:11,972 --> 00:37:13,642
Take it and go.
Wait, wait, wait,
757
00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:15,412
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
what are you doing?
758
00:37:15,445 --> 00:37:17,449
Don't! Don't.
That's my life's work.
759
00:37:17,482 --> 00:37:20,523
It's all that I have.
Please, please, please.
760
00:37:20,556 --> 00:37:21,691
Okay.
761
00:37:21,725 --> 00:37:23,529
I'm sorry. All right?
I'm sorry for everything!
762
00:37:23,562 --> 00:37:26,668
(crying):
Just please, make him stop.
763
00:37:26,701 --> 00:37:28,371
I hate apologies.
764
00:37:31,511 --> 00:37:33,281
It's a thing.
765
00:37:34,450 --> 00:37:37,489
No. Wait, you can't
leave me here. Please.
766
00:37:37,523 --> 00:37:39,661
Please.
You put us in a horror movie.
767
00:37:39,694 --> 00:37:41,898
Now we're just returning
the favor.
768
00:37:46,340 --> 00:37:48,377
(Bitterman laughing)
769
00:37:49,581 --> 00:37:52,687
You think this is the end
of the movie?
770
00:37:54,356 --> 00:37:56,327
It's only act one!
771
00:38:01,872 --> 00:38:03,642
And the rest
772
00:38:03,675 --> 00:38:06,681
is gonna be fucking epic!
773
00:38:07,884 --> 00:38:09,019
Aah!
774
00:38:09,052 --> 00:38:12,527
My name will go down
in cinema history.
775
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,996
Kubrick! Coppola!
776
00:38:14,029 --> 00:38:15,331
Spielberg!
777
00:38:15,365 --> 00:38:17,970
And Larry fucking Bitterman!
778
00:38:21,377 --> 00:38:23,782
I got a fucking Rolls!
779
00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:25,619
You want to know why?
780
00:38:25,653 --> 00:38:29,359
Ask yourself why!
781
00:38:29,393 --> 00:38:32,032
You won't like
the fucking answer!
782
00:38:32,065 --> 00:38:34,002
(laughs)
783
00:38:39,514 --> 00:38:41,918
♪ There will be blood ♪
784
00:38:43,589 --> 00:38:46,962
♪ There will be blood ♪
785
00:38:48,030 --> 00:38:51,638
♪ There will be blood ♪
786
00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:55,411
♪ There will be
blood ♪
787
00:38:55,445 --> 00:38:57,382
♪ Blood ♪
788
00:38:57,415 --> 00:38:59,386
♪ There will be ♪
789
00:38:59,419 --> 00:39:01,558
♪ In the club,
I can't save you now ♪
790
00:39:01,591 --> 00:39:03,495
♪ Ain't nobody
can hear you shout ♪
791
00:39:03,529 --> 00:39:05,933
♪ When I'm pulling you
underground ♪
792
00:39:05,966 --> 00:39:08,404
♪ There will be ♪
793
00:39:08,437 --> 00:39:10,543
♪ Take a sip
from the devil's cup ♪
794
00:39:10,576 --> 00:39:12,445
♪ Just a taste,
you won't get enough ♪
795
00:39:12,479 --> 00:39:14,817
♪ Seal your fate
when you swallow up ♪
796
00:39:14,851 --> 00:39:16,788
♪ There will be ♪
797
00:39:16,821 --> 00:39:21,096
♪ Don't let me in,
I'ma ruin your life ♪
798
00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:23,769
♪ I'm straight psychotic ♪
799
00:39:23,802 --> 00:39:25,639
♪ There will be ♪
800
00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:30,081
♪ This is gonna be
a hell of a night ♪
801
00:39:30,114 --> 00:39:34,924
♪ There will be blood ♪
802
00:39:34,958 --> 00:39:37,597
♪ There
will be blood ♪
803
00:39:37,630 --> 00:39:38,665
♪ Blood. ♪
804
00:39:38,715 --> 00:39:43,265
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