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INTRO MUSIC

PREVIOUSLY

(sentimental music)

BENJO: The best thing you could ever give to someone you love...

is your time because that is something you can never take back from him...

...and that he can no longer return to you.

(excited squealing)

ASHLEY: Mother!!! BENJO: OMG!

JOPET: Fuck you! KELLY: You son of a bitch!

PADS: Hey you!

(sound of fighting)

BENJO: Get out!

(retreating footsteps)

(bathroom door opening)

(sizzling sound)

(chopping sounds)

EMIL: Hey, Winston! What are you doing!

WINSTON: What is it, Chef?

Just set it on low heat or that teppanyaki will be overdone!

Yes... here.

Move, I'll do it.

WINSTON: Okay. EMIL: Attend to this one...

(kitchen ambient sounds)

(scoring music starts)

EMIL: Hey, you're on your phone again. We still have work to do!

WINSTON: No, sir... Look at this. Look, Chef...

What? That's Miss Deborah Finelli, what about her?

...because at the restaurant where I used to work,

she gave us a Michelin Star and It says here that she'll tour Asian fusion restaurants.

But, it doesn't say when.

EMIL: So, you mean... she really does surprise visits to restaurants?

- Nothing mentioned here but, I'm certain that, she's out to give the Michelin Star 'cause that's what she did to us then.

So, our restaurant could be given that chance for that Michelin Star?

Yes, chef! Yeaahhhh, chef!

Check... Check those restaurant she visited.

It doesn't say...

Wait...

Why?

Hey! Your Teppanyaki!

OPENING CREDITS

(phone ringing)

BENJO: Emil...

...answer the phone!

Where are you? You should have been home by now?

(sigh)

What's taking you so long? I've been wanting you here...

(phone continues to ring)

Shit! He's not even answering.

(sighs)

(phone clicks)

BENJO: YouCorn...

There...I want porn with a story!

Ah uh, not this one... Next... next...

What the... I want something really exciting!

There's no one like my husband!

Where are you, Emil!

There's no one like you!

(sighs in frustration)

I have an idea...

I'm so hot! It's so warm!

(exasperated)

Telegram!

(phone clicks)

Telegram... my favorite... scandals!

Video whack off, anyone!

(excited laughing)

No! No! No! I can't! I'm loyal!

I'm a loyalist forever! I can't do this! No! You're loyal!

No! No! You can't! Wait... ahhh!

I've been horny since earlier, Emil!

Wait a sec.

(comical music)

Ahhhhh...

(clothes being taken out of the hamper)

(Benjo breathless)

...Emil's used underwear!

Ughhhh...

(sexy beats)

I need to fantasize with you, baby!

My lover's undies...

Ha! Rose petals?

Roses in his brief?

No! This is just a product of my imagination.

Like a petal of a rose

(sniffs)

(heavy breathing)

(heavy breathing)

I'm getting cross-eyed.

I'm goin' crazy! It smells so good!

Beh, your brief smells so good! This is how my husband smells!

This is how Emil from the countryside, smells! The guy who uses a dipper to bathe!

The Emil who's number one in class! Emil, the fisher boy!

Beh, your catch is huge! ...it's moving!

So, this is your hand, I mean, your mouth! "Hi, Beh..."

"Sshh! Don't talk! Let me do it!" "Okay, Beh!"

Ughhh...ughhh...ughhh

Ahhh...

(groaning)

Ahhh...ahhh...ahhh

Ahhhhhhh...

(sigh) ...do we really have to end up like this?

(footsteps)

WINSTON: Hey, Chef, you're dressed up?

EMIL: I have to leave, it's the anniversary of Vicente Group of Companies and I need to see Benjo...

- Ahhh... yes, chef.

So, can you manage?

Yes, chef...

Just remember, number one... do not overdo the steak 'cause our default is medium rare.

- Yes chef.

Number two, make sure your cream is not too thick.

- Yes, chef.

Lastly...

...refrain from girl-watching!

- Sorry, chef... so, where do I look then?

The boys! Look!

- Chef! I'm straight!

I'll go... - Alright, chef...

This day is important for Benjo so I have to be there.

I know, I can trust you so, take care of the restaurant. You can do it.

- Thank you, chef.

Finish that up now.

Yes, chef... I can handle this... enjoy chef! Take care!

(party music)

(ambient party music)

EMIL: Oh my G!

It's Devorah Finelli,

the country's most notable food critic.

Goodness, just when I'm about to leave for Benjo's important event, Madame decides to visit.

What should I do? I have a bad feeling I wouldn't be able to leave.

Oh my Lord.

Good afternoon, Miss Devorah, here is our menu. By the way, my name is Emil Buscayno.

I know you...

Oh, yes... the owner of this restaurant.

I have read your profile.

I see, ma'am.

Your place looks clean and decent.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Ma'am, you might want to try our dishes. Our specialties are on the menu. Please have a look.

I don't need this.

Give me your best shot.

Uhh, best shot!

Surprise me...

(party music)

(party ambient sound)

- stop the music

(people talking at the same time)

- Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce the CEO

...of the Vicente Group of Companies,

Benetton Joshua Vicente

(cheers and clapping)

BENJO: Guys, happy 50th Anniversary to Vicente Group of Companies.

You know, this company won't be a success without the efforts of my late father, Benjamin Jose II.

This is for him! This is for all of us! Thank you for being here. Cheers!

(cheers)

WINSTON: Chef! Don't leave yet!

EMIL: What is she doing here? Of all days, why now? I have to go.

- No, please don't leave.

Benjo is waiting for me. You can take care of the resto! I know you can do it!

- No, i can't, chef!

You can do shrimp salad. You can do it!

No, chef! I can't chef!

Beef tendon! You can do that!

- No, chef! I can only do "bistek" (filipino beef steak)!

This day is just so unlucky!

- No, chef... don't say that, this is all for the Michelin Star! ... Michelin Star!

Can't you work for a Michelin Star? You can do it!

The one I taught you earlier... just remember that.

- Chef, I can only give you a star apple!

Star apple? We don't have star apple!

- Starfish, I can give you that!

Oh my God, starfish! We don't have starfish in the menu!

- Yes, we have, chef!

(Winston singing) : Look at this stuff Isn't it neat?

- Wouldn't you think my collection's complete? Wouldn't you think I'm the girl?

- Oh my, you're the girl!

Oh! I'm the girl!

- Change into your uniform, chef!

LINDEN: My God! wonder why do i have to call you, boss! I'm already in the party!

(Voice on the phone): I'm sorry. The person you called cannot be reached now. Please leave a message.

Out of coverage area? Where is he?

(dialing)

(ringing)

My God, Emil... pick up the phone!

Really now! You're stresaing me out!

I should have been partying!

(continuous ringing)

Emil, please answer!

(sizzling)

WINSTON: Chef, Teppanyaki done!

EMIL: Winston, defrost the fish and shrimp. Hurry up!

- I'll do the beef first, chef!

(frenzy in the kitchen)

Let's do this real quick! Place the beef in the pressure cooker!

- Done and it's not tender, yet!

How long will it take? It has to be tender!

Gerald, come here!

- Chef, the Teppanyaki! Low fire! Wait a moment!

Coming!

(high pitched scream)

- Tender indeed, chef!

(party continues)

KELLY: Benjo! Congratulations.

PADS: Congratulations!

Wow, 50 years!

BENJO: Thank you.

PADS: Where is Emil?

KELLY: Yeah, where is Emil? He can't miss out your event! It's your company anniversary and he's not here...

I've been calling him. Probably he's busy with his customers.

Call him now.

Hold it... how come you're together? Where is Jopet?

- Nothing. - I beat him up!

Don't mind him! Tonight is your night so, enjoy it! Okay?

Hey Pads, shut up! Happy! Wow! Cheers!

(fake laughter)

(party banter)

Hi ma'am...

Hello...

Ma'am Deborah, this is fish fillet and vermicelli... and seafood medley.

...and beef tendon with turnip and spicy shrimp salad. This is for you. Please enjoy your meal.

Thank you. Why don't you guys join me?

Join? She asked us to join her...

Sure, ma'am...

Sure, Madame...

What's your name?

I'm Winston, the sous chef...

Okay. The sous chef! Now, tell me about the dishes you have prepared here.

He's the one who prepared them.

Oh, Emil did. Okay.

So, um, let's have the food.

(friendly banter)

ASHLEY: Hey, Benjo... I thought this will be a reunion, where is Emil?

BENJO: He's probably busy with the restaurant, as you know we just opened recently...

So, he's not here?

No, he's not here yet. Maybe later. I'll call him.

Who knows he might just show up.

Emil...

Are you two, together?

We're sisters, you know... I have an American boyfriend in the States.

For our loyal friends, cheers!

Oh my God.

Savory. It's delicious.

What's next? The Fort?

Where are you going, Benjo?

Let's go to The Fort?

Where is that?

The Fort?

What! The Port? Pier? The Fort!

Anyways, let's move to The Fort!

What about you, Benjo?

Go ahead, guys! Go ahead....

Killjoy!

Don't worry about Emil... let's party!

Hey! He's already married to Emil! Who is this guy, anyway?

This is Kyle... Engineer Kyle!

Engineer? Miss Saigon?

You don't mess up with an Engineer.

If you're really an engineer, fix me up so I can bear a child.

Let's go. Join us, Benjo!

I have to go ahead, guys...

What about you? Are you coming with us?

Hey, miss... are you single?

Wait! Excuse me!

You can join us...

Excuse me! Excuse me! Wished you dressed up!

Excuse me!

You're excused!

I'll join you, wait!

(acoustic beats)

- Can I join you?

Ha?

- Can I sit down?

No!

C'mon...

I wan't to be alone.

I can make you happy...

I said, No!

(musical score intensifies)

(phone ringing)

(busy tone)

(ringing)

(busy tone)

CHLOE: Sir Benjo! You're drunk!

BENJO: Beh...

Sir Emil is not home yet...

Sir Benjo!

Why are you so drunk! I already told you, you only drink when we're together!

My God!

Please wait, let me get you a towel...

Emil...

Excuse me... You've already unbuttoned... I told you, I'd do that for you...

Emil...

Huh! Like this? Sir Benjo! Sir Benjo? Benjo? You're so good-looking!

Emil...

What are you doing? This is just me! What? Hey...

Benjo! Benjo!

BENJOOOOO!!!!

(OST)