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- Hey, why are you here
with no adult supervision?
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- Wow. Way to roast yourself.
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I need your help.
It's Freddie.
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- Is he okay?
I heard him sneeze. Is he sick?
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Oh, my God! Is he dying?
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Am I your new father?
I accept.
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- Don't you just love weddings?
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- Oh, no.
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He's got wedding fever.
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- I just love celebrating love
that lasts a lifetime.
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- Or in your case, 14 months.
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Last time you went
to a wedding, you met Mom,
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so I'm going to be
all over you.
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We can't risk another
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meet-cute-get-married-go-down-
in-flames-divorce-tragedy.
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- Don't worry. As best man,
I only have one job.
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- Yup.
To comfort a lonely bridesmaid.
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- No. To support the groom.
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Weddings are special
and sacred
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and should be
treated with respect.
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- God, weddings suck.
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- So you're wearing
that in protest?
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- No. I'm wearing this because
I'm tired of being punished
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for looking good.
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Do you know how many weddings
I've been uninvited to
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because I outshine the bride
at the rehearsal dinner?
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- So you're wearing
a white dress?
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- Um, this is off, off cream.
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Besides prairie-core was all
over the Gucci runway,
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so I'm on trend.
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- Yet off-putting.
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- Forget your obsession
with me.
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We need to focus on Carly.
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She's been really down
about dating lately,
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and now she has to spend
an entire weekend
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at the wedding
of her childhood nemesis.
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- Nevel Papperman.
- Nevel Papperman.
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- You're right. She's going
to be extremely fragile.
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- Who's ready for
a really fun wedding?
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- See? She's a wreck.
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- You despise Nevel.
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I thought you'd be upset
about going to his wedding.
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- Of course I'm upset.
My sworn enemy wants
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to make me miserable
by flaunting his happiness,
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but I'm going to make him
miserable by flaunting mine.
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- You're still talking
about happiness, right?
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- Are you sure you wouldn't be
happier just staying at home?
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- Obviously, but if
I stay home...he wins.
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- What did Nevel do
to make you like this,
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and how can I be more like him?
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- When they were kids,
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Nevel wrote
a terrible review of "iCarly."
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- Then hacked her website
and tried to force Carly
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to kiss him.
- Many times.
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- Worst of all, he trapped me
in a robot costume
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for our half-a-ween party.
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- That's not worse
then Carly's thing.
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- I heard it as I said it.
- Wait, is that why we all
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have to wear robot formal
to the wedding tomorrow?
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- No. It's because
he's obsessed with some game
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called "Robot Uprising."
God, I hate Nevel Papperman.
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[thunder crashes]
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- I'm going to
grab some umbrellas.
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- I'm going to turn off my
thunder and lightning machine.
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- * I know you see *
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* Somehow the world
will change for me *
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[together]
* And be so wonderful *
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- * So wake up the members
of my nation *
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[together]
* It's your time to be *
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- * There's no chance
unless you take one *
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* And the time to see
the brighter side *
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* Of every situation *
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* Some things
are meant to be *
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* So give me your best
and leave the rest to me *
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- I love a robot-themed
rehearsal dinner.
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Blending sci-fi and romance--
it's like experiencing
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"WALL-E" all over again.
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- Laugh like I said
something funny--laugh!
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[laughter]
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- Why are we laughing?
- Because I want Nevel
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to hear what a wonderful time
I'm having.
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I'm having a wonderful time.
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- That's super convincing.
I need a mocktail.
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Freddie, you're with me.
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I've got to keep an eye on you
and your tender heart.
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[bell ringing]
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- Robots, robotesses
and nonbinary machines,
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please welcome
the most amorous androids,
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Prunella Pitz
and Nevel Papperman.
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- Carly Shay,
so nice to see you.
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I bet you rue the day
you let me get away.
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- Oh, Nevel. I rue nothing.
So happy to be here.
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- You are so brave to show
your face at a wedding
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just weeks
after a humiliating break-up.
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- Weeks? It's been three
months.
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- Counting the days--
how sad.
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But despair not,
I found my soul mate.
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Maybe one day
you'll find yours too.
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- And where is Prunella?
I've been dying to meet her.
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I'm sure anyone who would
marry you is a real treasure.
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- Carly Shay? Oh, my gosh.
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Prunella Pitz,
thrilled to meet you.
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You know, you are so charming
on your channel.
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I literally quote you
all the time.
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Do I not? Do I not?
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Anyway, I am so honored
that you're here,
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and might I add, somehow even
more radiant in person.
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- Damn it. She's a treasure.
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- Ugh. The straights.
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Engagement, bridal shower,
bachelor,
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bachelorette, rehearsal dinner,
wedding, post-wedding brunch,
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if you haven't had
seven parties
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celebrating your conformity
to social norms,
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did you even get married?
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- I'm with you on the showers,
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but rehearsal dinners
hold a solemn purpose
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to pick out who you want
to hook up with at the wedding.
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I regret I have but one Spencer
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to share with
so many lonely women.
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- Uh-huh. Not having it
because at this wedding,
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you'll be sharing
the lonely women with me,
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and I'm the undisputed queen
of wedding hook-ups.
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- Undisputed? I dispute it.
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- Is that a challenge?
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- Oh, Harper, if Mark McGwire
wanted a face-off
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in a home run derby,
would that be a challenge?
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- Depends. Are you saying
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you use
performance-enhancing drugs?
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- All right. Let's see who gets
the most phone numbers
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by the end of the weekend,
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then we'll know
who's the true hook-up king.
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Gender-neutral monarch.
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- Winner plans a date
that the loser has to go on.
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- Bet. Wait, this is unfair.
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You have twice as many targets
because you go both ways.
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- Always, and--ha ha--
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I know that you didn't
just try to insinuate
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that you're at a disadvantage
because you're straight.
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- No. I didn't.
- I thought so.
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- That would be crazy.
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- I was surprised you asked me
to be in your wedding,
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but I guess you never know
the impact you have on people.
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- Meet my groomsmen--a distant
cousin who speaks no English,
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and this server here,
whom I met 30 minutes ago.
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- Robert.
- Doesn't matter.
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- Well, I'm the best man.
So that's still special.
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- Oh, stupid shoes. Gosh.
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- Here, let me help with that.
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- Not on my watch.
You're proposing already?
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He is so needy.
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- I'm helping her buckle
a shoe.
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- That's how it all
starts.
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Back off, Cinderella.
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- Hi, Carly. Hi, Freddie.
Looking amazing.
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[giggles]
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- Thanks, Prunella.
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- Why does she keep tilting her
head and blinking?
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- Because she's quirky
and delightful.
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- The caterer is calling about
the meal count for tomorrow.
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- 12 salmon, 5 chicken,
8 beef,
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3 Halal, 2 gluten-free.
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[giggles]
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- Isn't she wonderful?
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My Pruney has a computer
for a brain.
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[chuckling]
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- You can't tell me
that's not weird.
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- For a woman to be good
with numbers?
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Carly, get with the times.
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- You guys agree with me,
right?
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There's something off
about Prunella.
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- Come on.
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- Although, I was talking
to one of the bridesmaids--
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- Did you get her number?
- Duh.
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And she was saying she had
never met Prunella
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before tonight.
They were only friends online.
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- That is strange because I was
talking to this other girl--
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- Did you get her number?
- No.
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And she said none
of Prunella's family is here
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because they all died
in a freak skiing accident.
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- That's some
white people nonsense.
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- Wait. Has anyone here
met Prunella besides Nevel?
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[tapping glass]
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- When dear Grandpapa Papperman
told me
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I clarification inherit
my trust fund
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until I married a human woman,
I was angry.
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- Human woman?
- Hetero and humo-normative.
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- But now I see Grandpapa
only wanted to me be rich
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in money and in love.
[ding]
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So if everyone could
raise their glass--
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- Oh, no.
Annie's flight got canceled.
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I'm down a bridesmaid.
I'm about to short-circuit.
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[all gasp]
- Oh, dear.
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Where will we find someone
Annie's exact dress size
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who's brunette
with high cheekbones
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and stands a hair
under 5'6"?
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- If only I were tall enough.
- Oh, but you are.
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You're a classic 5'5 3/4.
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Carly, I know
it's so much to ask,
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but would you do me the honor
of standing beside me
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for the most
important moment of my life?
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- Sure. I'm already having
such a wonderful time,
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and being your bridesmaid
will only make it better.
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- To my bride, Prunella,
and more importantly, to Carly.
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- To Carly.
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- Bet you wish you
stayed home now.
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- No. Nevel invited me here
to mess with me,
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but now I get to mess with him
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by exposing this entire wedding
as a sham.
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Something fishy is going on
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and I think it's
pretty obvious what it is.
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- Prunella's a gold digger.
- Prunella's a gold digger.
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- No. Prunella is a robot.
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- I know I'm going to regret
asking this,
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but what are you doing?
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- I'm taking all my fridge
magnets to throw at Prunella.
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If they stick, it'll prove
she's made of metal.
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Ipso facto, domo arigato,
Mistress Roboto.
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- And I regret it.
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You really think
that Prunella is a robot?
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- I know it sounds crazy,
but look at the evidence.
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No one at Prunella's
own wedding has ever met her.
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Nevel literally said
she has a computer for a brain,
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and he needs to marry a human
woman to get his inheritance,
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but no human woman
would marry Nevel.
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So he threw a robot wedding
and built a robot bride.
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- Sounds like a pretty
elaborate scheme.
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- Which is exactly what Nevel's
known for.
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It's peak Papperman.
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And when the bridesmaids get
together for hair and makeup,
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I'm going to prove it.
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- Oh, no, no, no, no.
I am not going to
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let you destroy
this woman's special day.
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I'm coming to
that bridal suite.
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- Greetings.
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The name's Bot.
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Spencer Bot.
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- I can tell you practiced
that a lot, and it works.
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- There's no way
Harper wins this bet.
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I already got five numbers
last night,
240
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,649
so I hope she's ready to go
to a men's rights meeting.
241
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,792
- Not so fast, Spencer Bot.
242
00:10:57,858 --> 00:10:59,458
- Holy [electronic beeping]
243
00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,858
- Sorry, my robot suit
malfunctioned.
244
00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:06,271
- Wow. Those welding classes
really paid off.
245
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,303
- I know, right?
246
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:11,499
You've got five numbers.
I've got four.
247
00:11:11,571 --> 00:11:13,671
Give me your phone.
What are their names?
248
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,781
- Right there.
Hot wedding guest one,
249
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,713
hot wedding guest two,
hot wedding guest three--
250
00:11:17,778 --> 00:11:20,108
- That's my number.
You reprogrammed me.
251
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,610
- You're hot.
You're a wedding guest,
252
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:22,951
and at one point,
you gave me your number.
253
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,316
- Now wait a minute, that's...
all totally true.
254
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,585
Carry on.
255
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,729
- Hey, Prunella.
256
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:36,504
As your newest bridesmaid,
I just wanted to say...
257
00:11:36,563 --> 00:11:38,533
zero, one, one,
zero, one, one, zero, zero.
258
00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:41,698
- Aw, you agree too.
259
00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,569
I've been learning
binary code to surprise
260
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,006
Nevel for our robot vows.
261
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,743
- How are you girls doing?
Need anything?
262
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,139
- Great, Mrs. Papperman.
263
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,910
Oh, could you rustle me up
an ice cream sandwich?
264
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:53,909
- I meant more Prunella
and her bridesmaids,
265
00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:56,921
but I suppose
I can poke around.
266
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,516
- Prunella,
since it's your special day,
267
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,288
I was just wondering...
268
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:05,856
could you help me identify
all the traffic lights?
269
00:12:05,926 --> 00:12:08,096
- Maybe after I use
the bathroom, sure.
270
00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:10,701
- Do you need help
in that big dress
271
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:13,134
with your regular human legs
underneath it?
272
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,140
- Carly, you are so thoughtful.
Boop.
273
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,606
- One more of these,
and I'll make out
274
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:22,543
with the next guy I see.
275
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,509
Hey, Freddie,
can you get me another?
276
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,817
- Af-firmative.
277
00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:33,287
- So got a little crush
on Freddie?
278
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:34,823
- He seems great.
279
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,488
- He is, if you look past
the gambling debts
280
00:12:37,557 --> 00:12:39,687
and raging night terrors.
281
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:45,234
- Monsieur mimosa here.
- I'm actually not thirsty.
282
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:52,040
- I got a good look, and I'll
say this, she's realistic.
283
00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,653
- Seven numbers.
Hope you're ready to spend
284
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,851
a romantic Saturday
at clown college.
285
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:03,224
- Joke's on you.
I did immersion therapy,
286
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,223
so now clowns only
make me cry sometimes.
287
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:09,586
Besides, I've got seven
numbers too--we're tied.
288
00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:10,886
- Not for long.
289
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,658
I see a cute girl
and she's definitely queer.
290
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:15,156
- Oh, I think you're wrong.
She smiled at me.
291
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,928
- You have such a reductive
understanding
292
00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,027
of the spectrum of--damn it.
293
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,866
- Check it out--I accidentally
Googled myself.
294
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:24,465
Wow, super famous sculptor,
and look at that net worth.
295
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:26,207
- Whereas I--
- Work at Skybucks.
296
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:27,883
- Which means free lattes,
297
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:30,141
and if you're in the mood,
a muffin.
298
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,954
- I'm sorry.
Do I know you or you?
299
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,545
- No.
But if you call me sometime--
300
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,246
- No. Call me, girl.
I'm the muffin.
301
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,691
- What is her problem?
302
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:48,258
- I don't know, probably
gluten intolerant.
303
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,598
- Wow. You look just like
a real bride.
304
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,204
- Oh, I wish I could cry.
305
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,907
- Why can't you?
[whispers] No tear ducts.
306
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,211
- I just don't want
to ruin my makeup.
307
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,113
[giggles]
308
00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:07,154
- Oh, Carly, you saw
the woman pee. Let it go.
309
00:14:07,214 --> 00:14:10,124
- Let this go? Okay.
310
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:13,223
[clink]
311
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,846
[Freddie gasps]
312
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:18,262
- Why did you throw this at me?
313
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:21,555
- Uh...wedding tradition.
314
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:24,328
Magnets symbolize
lifelong attraction.
315
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,067
- Quick question, though.
Why did it stick to your head?
316
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,204
- Oh, I don't want
to talk about it.
317
00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,010
- We're all friends.
Give us the download.
318
00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:38,611
- Okay. I have a steel plate
in my head,
319
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,448
because you know
how my entire family died
320
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,924
in that skiing accident?
321
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:49,224
I was the only one who made it
out alive, and oh, wow.
322
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,689
Now I am going to cry.
323
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,487
- I'm so sorry, Prunella.
324
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,229
[chime]
325
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,064
- The caterers
lost the Halal meals.
326
00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:57,899
- What?
Kareem is going to freak.
327
00:14:57,965 --> 00:15:00,025
- Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
328
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:01,170
- I'll help.
329
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,074
- I'm not lending you
any money.
330
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,638
- Is it safe to leave you
with Prunella?
331
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,277
- Yeah. I'm done. I promise.
332
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,945
Prunella, I owe you an apology.
333
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:22,262
What is this?
Is this a battery pack?
334
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:25,962
- My power supply.
Don't tell anyone.
335
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:38,371
- She's really a robot.
What am I going to do?
336
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,868
- Almost got the battery
pack in.
337
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:44,140
- I've got to get out of here.
338
00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:45,481
Nevel!
339
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,705
- Carly.
- Don't Carly me.
340
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,450
I figured out what's going on
here, and it's insane.
341
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:53,487
- Is it really so insane
to think an epic love story
342
00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,963
spanning decades could finally
land on happily ever after?
343
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,434
- Oh, please.
344
00:15:58,491 --> 00:16:00,631
I know your epic love story
with Prunella is a lie.
345
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:04,503
- You're right, but my love
story with you is the truth.
346
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,325
- Huh?
347
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,970
- Come on, Carly.
No more cat and mouse.
348
00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:11,797
It's time to let me catch you.
349
00:16:11,871 --> 00:16:14,641
- Not now and not ever@
350
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:18,349
- Yes, run to the altar,
my beloved.
351
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,251
I'll see you there.
352
00:16:22,582 --> 00:16:25,192
- I can't believe the rabbi
shot me down,
353
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,552
but they taught me
some beautiful lessons.
354
00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,290
L'chaim.
355
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:31,156
- How are we going to break
this tie
356
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:33,064
before the wedding
is over?
357
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,726
Unless...
358
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:39,567
What's up, mama?
359
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:41,932
- Can I have
everyone's attention?
360
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,401
I have something to say,
361
00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,340
and I know it's going
to shock most of you.
362
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,735
- We're getting married!
Prunella is out, Carly is in.
363
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,538
[all gasp]
364
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,475
- Oh!
["Wedding March" plays]
365
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:57,978
- Wow. Didn't ask me
to walk her down the aisle.
366
00:16:58,051 --> 00:16:59,351
Okay.
367
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:02,689
- What?
We're not getting married.
368
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,555
No. No. No.
369
00:17:05,625 --> 00:17:08,125
- Yes, yes, yes.
It's really happening.
370
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,355
Rabbi Lowenstein, go.
371
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,830
- Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here
372
00:17:11,898 --> 00:17:14,968
today to witness--
- No. No gathering, disperse.
373
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,804
- I object.
- Oh, shoot.
374
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,110
Maybe I do like
straight weddings.
375
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,613
- You can't object.
376
00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:23,484
First because
I'm not marrying him,
377
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,253
and second,
because you're a robot.
378
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,323
- What?
- And there it is.
379
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:29,881
- Admit it, Nevel.
380
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,249
You made the perfect woman
out of steel and technology
381
00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,749
and then staged
this entire robot wedding
382
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:37,421
so that she could blend in.
- Oh, my God.
383
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,360
You think someone
would make a robot of me?
384
00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:43,326
That is so nice,
but why would you think that?
385
00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,795
- Because you're way
too good for Nevel,
386
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,267
and you always blink
in that crazy way.
387
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,507
- Oh, it's because I'm not used
388
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,842
to these stupid
lash extensions,
389
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,107
and while they make me look
amazing, I see very poorly.
390
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,178
- But what about your battery
pack? I saw it fall out.
391
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,148
- Battery pack?
What battery pack?
392
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,646
- I have no idea.
393
00:18:04,717 --> 00:18:07,747
Carly's crazy.
She threw a magnet at me.
394
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,860
- Carly,
Prunella isn't a robot.
395
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,362
She's a friend I met playing
"Robot Uprising."
396
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,155
Our relationship
isn't romantic.
397
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,927
- Ooh, twist!
398
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:19,871
Continue.
399
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,674
- But if you never loved
Prunella, then why did you say
400
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,166
she was your soul mate?
Was it just to make me jealous?
401
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,910
Was this entire robot wedding
just to make me jealous?
402
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,807
- Please, do you really think
I'd stage a fake wedding,
403
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,720
as Freddie to be my best man
to make sure you'd be here,
404
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,653
even though I can't stand him
and never could--
405
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:39,948
- Hey.
406
00:18:40,019 --> 00:18:42,019
- Invite all your closest
friends and family,
407
00:18:42,088 --> 00:18:44,118
pay actors to fill out
the guest list,
408
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:46,731
all so you'd go mad
with jealously and realize
409
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:49,363
you and I were meant
to be together all along?
410
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:52,269
- Oh, my God.
Nevel, did you do that?
411
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,032
- Would it be so wrong if
I did?
412
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:56,370
- Wait, you're an actor?
413
00:18:56,436 --> 00:18:58,506
Does that mean you don't
actually like Freddie?
414
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,041
- Oh, God. No.
415
00:19:00,106 --> 00:19:02,236
That was just a choice
I made for my character.
416
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,779
- Well, my work here is done.
417
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,854
I'll be at the bar
getting a Shirley Temple,
418
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,883
extra cherries
for this little princess.
419
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,816
- You paid all the guests?
But your mother was here.
420
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:18,589
- Oh, Carly, you know
that's not my mother.
421
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,988
You've met my mother.
422
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:22,559
- Hi, Carly.
Suzie Cunninghart, SAG-AFTRA.
423
00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:25,229
Huge fan.
I'd love to be considered
424
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,198
for any future roles
on your channel.
425
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:32,408
- No. I'm not casting you,
and I'm not marrying you.
426
00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,742
I'm not doing anything
with anyone here.
427
00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:37,077
- Okay.
Okay. The wedding is off.
428
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:40,213
- Wait, wait, wait. The wedding
is on, at least I hope it is
429
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:43,550
because there is still one
secret I haven't told you yet.
430
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:47,886
- She's a robot.
- My secret is that somehow
431
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:51,864
during this whole crazy scheme,
I fell in love with you.
432
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,364
all: Ooh!
433
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:57,197
- My thing was more believable.
434
00:19:57,264 --> 00:20:00,934
- Really? You fell in love
with me, Nevel Papperman?
435
00:20:04,103 --> 00:20:05,543
- That was real.
436
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,665
- And as for the battery
Carly saw,
437
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,480
it was supposed
to be a surprise.
438
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,352
- Aw.
- I can't believe it.
439
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:20,686
Someone loves me. This has
never happened to me before.
440
00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:22,823
Prunella, I love you too.
441
00:20:28,595 --> 00:20:31,125
Carly, are you
going to be okay?
442
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:32,527
- Yeah. I'll manage.
443
00:20:32,599 --> 00:20:37,539
["Wedding March" plays]
444
00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:39,944
* *
445
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,254
- I was also in a foot cream
commercial.
446
00:20:47,314 --> 00:20:49,384
* Make your scaly feet *
447
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,249
- * Start feeling sweet *
448
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:52,988
- No way!
Oh, man.
449
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:57,422
- Oh, are you at our table too?
- I'm actually at--
450
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,890
- Then why don't you go there?
451
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,095
- We were just talking.
452
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,296
Why don't you want me
to fall in love?
453
00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:12,100
- It makes me sad
to see you sad,
454
00:21:12,171 --> 00:21:14,171
so I'm just trying
to protect you.
455
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,912
- Millicent, broken hearts
are part of life,
456
00:21:17,977 --> 00:21:20,977
and you're the kid. Okay?
It's my job to protect you.
457
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:25,789
- Okay, except when you see
a moth you're going to be all,
458
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,052
"Millicent, get it before
it flies into my mouth
459
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,490
while I'm sleeping."
460
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,887
- Except for then.
461
00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,989
So do you think
it's okay if I dance?
462
00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,161
- She was a paid actor.
Let it go.
463
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,870
- Not her.
464
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:45,535
- Just promise me you will not
do your dancing face.
465
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,765
- What face? This face?
466
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,584
I've heard that as a groomsmen,
467
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:57,717
it's my job to comfort
a lonely bridesmaid.
468
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:59,594
You want to dance?
469
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:03,723
- You think I'm lonely?
Why?
470
00:22:03,790 --> 00:22:06,330
Just because I'm in
a wedding dress by myself
471
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,233
at someone else's wedding?
472
00:22:08,294 --> 00:22:11,134
- Why did you get so fixated
on that robot theory anyway?
473
00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,397
Because I'm guessing
it's not jealousy stemming
474
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:16,236
from a deep unfulfilled love
for Nevel Papperman.
475
00:22:16,302 --> 00:22:19,712
- Yeah, no, literally would
rather die.
476
00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:21,172
I don't know.
477
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:24,310
I guess weddings
just make you feel like
478
00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:28,477
you can't know real happiness
until you find a partner.
479
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:29,848
The idea that even Nevel found
480
00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:32,986
that when I haven't
kind of struck a nerve,
481
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,222
even though I know
it's not true.
482
00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:36,887
- Okay. Well, first of all,
483
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,326
it is totally possible
to be married and miserable.
484
00:22:39,392 --> 00:22:42,032
- Like you were.
- Twice.
485
00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:45,264
And it's just as possible
to by happy and single.
486
00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:47,631
And you're happy, right?
487
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,901
- You know what? I really am.
488
00:22:51,971 --> 00:22:54,971
I mean, at this exact moment
I'm a little embarrassed,
489
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,011
kind of hungry because
I gave Kimmi my Halal meal,
490
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:02,007
but overall, yeah, I'm happy.
491
00:23:03,516 --> 00:23:07,046
- Aw, did you guys settle
your silly contest and make up?
492
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:10,189
- No. People always just want
you more when you're taken.
493
00:23:15,828 --> 00:23:17,658
- Can I confess something?
494
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:20,770
Our bet is
making me feel gross.
495
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,603
- I agree. I should have
never stooped to your level.
496
00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:24,970
Truce?
497
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,637
- Oh, beautiful ceremony.
- So meaningful.
498
00:23:27,707 --> 00:23:30,707
- Thank you. Call me, bubbelah.
499
00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:35,879
- I win. Enjoy the compost
festival, sucker.
500
00:23:35,948 --> 00:23:37,478
I heard they have
a worm symposium,
501
00:23:37,550 --> 00:23:41,590
a methane workshop and a raffle
for a bucket, okay?
502
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:44,364
I know you can still hear me.
503
00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:47,193
They also have a 4-hour lecture
on manure and a smell test,
504
00:23:47,259 --> 00:23:49,159
so get them nostrils
ready, baby.
505
00:23:53,399 --> 00:23:54,299
- * Now, life isn't easy *
506
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,896
* When you're a droid *
507
00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,838
* But you're about to shuffle
like a humanoid *
508
00:23:57,904 --> 00:24:01,014
* *
509
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,613
* Robot shuffle,
robots *
510
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,275
* Don't call us half-breed *
511
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:06,413
* Your words can't cut us
'cause bots don't bleed *
512
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,549
* Hands up for the droid's
rights struggle *
513
00:24:08,615 --> 00:24:10,575
* Then take it downtown
with the robot shuffle *
514
00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:12,820
* How low can you go *
515
00:24:12,885 --> 00:24:14,385
* How high is your bot *
516
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:15,993
* Take-take it downtown *
517
00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,315
* With the robot shuffle *
518
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:19,731
- Ooh!
519
00:24:19,781 --> 00:24:24,331
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